1. Walter?Copy !req
2. Don't you want to go and play
with the other boys and girls?Copy !req
3. They're very nice.Copy !req
4. I don't need anyone else.Copy !req
5. He never talks to anyone.Copy !req
6. He's so alone.Copy !req
7. It's not right.Copy !req
8. It's not healthy.Copy !req
9. I don't want to talk to them.
They're silly.Copy !req
10. They're silly.Copy !req
11. Don't talk to them. They're silly.Copy !req
12. Don't need anyone else.Copy !req
13. I can help you.Copy !req
14. How?Copy !req
15. The last of the arrivals
has been sampled.Copy !req
16. The great swarm is approaching.Copy !req
17. As humanity celebrates, so shall it end.Copy !req
18. Will the final piece be ready?Copy !req
19. It's in hand. I serve you in this,
as in everything else.Copy !req
20. And do you keep my secrets,
those men who helped us tonight?Copy !req
21. It won't be a problem.Copy !req
22. I promised to feed them.Copy !req
23. Oh, beg pardon, Dr. Simeon...Copy !req
24. it's been a long day.Copy !req
25. I don't see any food here.Copy !req
26. I do.Copy !req
27. What is this?Copy !req
28. I said I'd feed you.Copy !req
29. I didn't say who to.Copy !req
30. Did you make this snowman?
No.Copy !req
31. Well, who did?Copy !req
32. Cause it wasn't there a second ago.
It just appeared, from nowhere.Copy !req
33. Maybe it's snow that fell before.Copy !req
34. Maybe it remembers
how to make snowmen.Copy !req
35. What, snow that can remember?Copy !req
36. That's silly.
What's wrong with silly?Copy !req
37. Nothing. Still talking to you, ain't I?Copy !req
38. What's your name?
Clara.Copy !req
39. Nice name...Copy !req
40. Clara.Copy !req
41. You should definitely keep it.Copy !req
42. Goodbye!Copy !req
43. Oi!Copy !req
44. Where are you going? I thought
we was just getting acquainted.Copy !req
45. Those were the days.Copy !req
46. How refreshing to see you taking
an interest again. Was she nice?Copy !req
47. I just spoke to her.Copy !req
48. And made your usual impact, no doubt.Copy !req
49. No, no impact at all.Copy !req
50. Those days are over.Copy !req
51. You can't help yourself!Copy !req
52. It's the same story every time.Copy !req
53. And it always begins
with the same two words.Copy !req
54. She'll never be able to find me again.
She doesn't even have the name Doctor.Copy !req
55. What two words?Copy !req
56. Doctor?Copy !req
57. Doctor who?Copy !req
58. Good evening, sir.Copy !req
59. Pond's frozen over.Copy !req
60. Hasn't frozen since the night...Copy !req
61. Since the night your children's
governess died, a year ago.Copy !req
62. Dr. Simeon, sir.Copy !req
63. He insisted on waiting.Copy !req
64. She drowned in this very pond,Copy !req
65. which then froze.Copy !req
66. You didn't find her till a month later,
when the ice finally melted.Copy !req
67. I recall the incident.
It is the sort of thing one remembers.Copy !req
68. Ice remembers too.Copy !req
69. Who are you?
What do you want here?Copy !req
70. The pond is yours, Captain Latimer.Copy !req
71. But what is growing inside it,
when it is ready, is ours.Copy !req
72. Good evening.Copy !req
73. Well, Dr. Simeon,
you're out very late tonight.Copy !req
74. Almost makes you wonder
what you've been up to.Copy !req
75. But then, I have often wonderedCopy !req
76. about the activities of Dr. Simeon and
his exceptionally secretive institute.Copy !req
77. Well, I am honored this evening.Copy !req
78. The veiled detectiveCopy !req
79. and her fatuous accomplice.Copy !req
80. At your service.Copy !req
81. You realise Dr. Doyle
is almost certainly basingCopy !req
82. his fantastical tales
on your own exploits?Copy !req
83. With a few choice alterations, of course.Copy !req
84. I doubt the readers of
The Strand Magazine would acceptCopy !req
85. that the great detective...Copy !req
86. is in reality...Copy !req
87. a woman,Copy !req
88. and her suspiciously intimate companion.Copy !req
89. I resent your implication of impropriety!Copy !req
90. We are married.Copy !req
91. More than can be said for you, eh, dear?Copy !req
92. Now, then,Copy !req
93. this snow is interesting,
don't you think?Copy !req
94. The ice crystals seem to have
a low-level telepathic field,Copy !req
95. almost as if it can detect and respond to the
thoughts and memories of the people around it.Copy !req
96. Memory snow.Copy !req
97. Snow that learns.Copy !req
98. How fascinating.Copy !req
99. I hope it's listening
to the right people.Copy !req
100. It could be a terrible weapon
in the wrong hands, don't you think?Copy !req
101. I think winter is coming,Copy !req
102. such a winter as this world
has never known.Copy !req
103. The last winter of humankind.Copy !req
104. Do you know why I'm telling you all this?
I am intrigued.Copy !req
105. Because there's not a single thing
you can do to stop it.Copy !req
106. Perhaps I can't but I
know a man who can.Copy !req
107. I look forward to meeting him.Copy !req
108. Do you mean the Doctor?Copy !req
109. He won't help us.Copy !req
110. He never helps any more. You know that.Copy !req
111. Yes, my dear, I do,Copy !req
112. so pray for a miracle, because I think
we are going to need him.Copy !req
113. They've taken samples from
snowmen all over London.Copy !req
114. What do you suppose
they're doing in there?Copy !req
115. This snow is new.Copy !req
116. Possibly alien.Copy !req
117. When you find something brand new in the
world, something you've never seen before,Copy !req
118. what's the next thing you look for?Copy !req
119. A grenade?Copy !req
120. A profit.Copy !req
121. That's Victorian values for you.Copy !req
122. I suggest a full-frontal assault
with automated laser monkeys,Copy !req
123. scalpel mines and acid.Copy !req
124. Why?Copy !req
125. Couldn't we at least investigate?Copy !req
126. It's none of our business.Copy !req
127. Sir, permission to express my opposition
to your current apathy.Copy !req
128. Permission granted.Copy !req
129. Let me out!
Sir,Copy !req
130. I am opposed to your current apathy.Copy !req
131. Thank you, Strax.
Let me out!Copy !req
132. And if ever I'm in the need of advice
from a psychotic potato dwarf,Copy !req
133. you'll certainly be the first to know.Copy !req
134. But if the snow is new and alien,Copy !req
135. shouldn't we be making
some attempt to destroy it?Copy !req
136. Be reasonable!
Let me out!Copy !req
137. It is not our problem.Copy !req
138. Over a thousand years
of saving the universe, Strax,Copy !req
139. you know the one thing I learned?Copy !req
140. The universe doesn't care.Copy !req
141. Oi, Doctor! Let me out!Copy !req
142. Now, we have a problem
of our own to worry about...Copy !req
143. Oi!
Don't worry.Copy !req
144. No-one's going to hurt you.Copy !req
145. What is that thing?
Silence, boy!Copy !req
146. That's Strax. And as you can see,
he's easily confused.Copy !req
147. Silence, girl. Sorry, lad.Copy !req
148. Sontaran. Clone warrior race.
Factory produced,Copy !req
149. whole legions at a time. Two genders
is a bit further than he can count.Copy !req
150. Sir, do not discuss my reproductive
cycle in front of enemy girls!Copy !req
151. It's embarrassing.Copy !req
152. Typical middle child
of six million.Copy !req
153. Who are you?
It doesn't matter,Copy !req
154. because you're about to forget
that you and I ever met.Copy !req
155. We'll need the worm.
Sir.Copy !req
156. You'll need the what?
The worm? What worm?Copy !req
157. Don't worry, it won't hurt you,
but one touch on your bare skinCopy !req
158. and you lose the last hour
of your memory.Copy !req
159. Where is it?
Where's what, sir?Copy !req
160. I sent you to get the memory worm.Copy !req
161. Did you?Copy !req
162. When?Copy !req
163. Who's he?Copy !req
164. What are we doing here?Copy !req
165. Look! It's been snowing!Copy !req
166. You didn't use the gauntlets, did you?
Why would I need the gauntlets?Copy !req
167. Do you want me to get the memory worm?Copy !req
168. Well, can you see it?Copy !req
169. I think I can hear it.Copy !req
170. Oi! Don't try to run away.
Stay where you are.Copy !req
171. Why would I run? I know what's going
to happen next, and it's funny.Copy !req
172. What's funny?
Well, your little pal for a start.Copy !req
173. He's an ugly little fella,
isn't he?Copy !req
174. Maybe. He gave his life
for a friend of mine once.Copy !req
175. Then how come he's alive?Copy !req
176. Another friend of mine brought him back.Copy !req
177. I'm not sure all his brains
made the return trip!Copy !req
178. Neither am I.Copy !req
179. I can see it.
Ooh! Can you reach it?Copy !req
180. Have you got it?Copy !req
181. Got what, sir?Copy !req
182. Because these are the gauntlets,
aren't they?Copy !req
183. Sir, emergency!
I think I've been run over by a cab!Copy !req
184. There you go. One touch and you lose
about an hour of your memory.Copy !req
185. Let it bite you...Copy !req
186. and you could lose decades.Copy !req
187. And you're still not trying to run.Copy !req
188. I don't understand how the snowman built
itself. I'll run once you've explained.Copy !req
189. Clara who?
Doctor who?Copy !req
190. Oh, dangerous question.
What's wrong with dangerous?Copy !req
191. The snow emits a low-level telepathic field.
The snowman!Copy !req
192. Seems to reflect people's
thoughts and memories.Copy !req
193. And because it's unusual,Copy !req
194. somehow it carries
a previous shape...Copy !req
195. No, Doctor!Copy !req
196. My snowman!
Ah! Interesting.Copy !req
197. Well, were you thinking about it?Copy !req
198. Yes.Copy !req
199. Well, stop.Copy !req
200. Clara, stop thinking about the snowmen!Copy !req
201. Get down!Copy !req
202. Clara, listen to me.Copy !req
203. The snow's feeding off your thoughts.
I don't understand.Copy !req
204. You're caught in their telepathic field.
They're mirroring you.Copy !req
205. The more you think about the snowmen,
the more they appear.Copy !req
206. Imagine them melted. Picture it.
Picture them melted!Copy !req
207. Well, very good.Copy !req
208. Very, very good! Ha!Copy !req
209. Is that going to happen again?Copy !req
210. Well, if it does,
you know what to do about it.Copy !req
211. Unless I forget.Copy !req
212. Don't come looking for me.
Forget about me. You understand?Copy !req
213. What about the snow?Copy !req
214. Shouldn't we be warning people?Copy !req
215. Not my problem.Copy !req
216. Merry Christmas!Copy !req
217. Take her back where we found her.
Sir.Copy !req
218. Come on...Copy !req
219. Hello.Copy !req
220. Invisible.Copy !req
221. An invisible staircase.Copy !req
222. Hello?Copy !req
223. Hello?Copy !req
224. Hello?Copy !req
225. Tonight the thaw,Copy !req
226. tomorrow the snow will
fall again yet stronger.Copy !req
227. The drowned woman and the dreaming
child will give us form at last.Copy !req
228. Tomorrow the snow will fall,
and so shall mankind.Copy !req
229. She is coming.Copy !req
230. Look at that.Copy !req
231. Must have thawed in the night.Copy !req
232. I'm begging you, Clara.Copy !req
233. I'm on my knees.
Elsie's back this afternoon.Copy !req
234. And I was only helping out.Copy !req
235. I've got my own work to get back to.
What work?Copy !req
236. Why won't you ever tell us?Copy !req
237. You'd never believe me.Copy !req
238. Alice.Copy !req
239. How smart you look today.Copy !req
240. The governess should enter by the back door,
unless accompanied by the children.Copy !req
241. And how are the children?
Excited about tomorrow?Copy !req
242. Francesca same as ever.Copy !req
243. Digby said he missed you every day.Copy !req
244. Captain Latimer wants to see you.Copy !req
245. Of course.Copy !req
246. Every day?Copy !req
247. Twice on Saturdays.Copy !req
248. That's better.Copy !req
249. Captain Latimer.Copy !req
250. Ah!Copy !req
251. Miss Montague, you're back.Copy !req
252. In time for Christmas.Copy !req
253. Apologies for my brief absence.
Family illness is so unpredictable.Copy !req
254. You wanted to see me?Copy !req
255. Francesca has been having nightmares.Copy !req
256. Young girls often do.
Every night this week, she says.Copy !req
257. Won't tell me about them.Copy !req
258. Perhaps if you asked her
in the right way...Copy !req
259. There's no-one she'd rather tell.Copy !req
260. Children are... not...Copy !req
261. really my area of expertise.Copy !req
262. They are, however, your children.Copy !req
263. You have, if I may say, a remarkable amount
of wisdom in these matters for one so...Copy !req
264. very pretty, Miss Montague.Copy !req
265. Young...Copy !req
266. I mean.Copy !req
267. I'll see to the children now.Copy !req
268. Miss Montague!
Miss Montague, you're back!Copy !req
269. Ah, ah, ah!Copy !req
270. Good morning, Miss Montague.
Good morning, Miss Montague.Copy !req
271. Good morning, Francesca.
Good morning, Digby.Copy !req
272. Christmas Eve is the most
thrilling day, don't you think?Copy !req
273. Now, what have you two been up to
while I've been away?Copy !req
274. I did seven drawings.Copy !req
275. And we saw a dead cow.Copy !req
276. Well,Copy !req
277. how exciting!Copy !req
278. Do your secret voice.Copy !req
279. 'Ello, mates!Copy !req
280. They're not exactly nightmares.
Just dreams.Copy !req
281. About our old governess,
the one who died.Copy !req
282. She's haunting Frannie
from beyond the grave.Copy !req
283. Haven't you spoken to
your father about this?Copy !req
284. You can't talk about things
like that to Daddy.Copy !req
285. You could try.Copy !req
286. Do you want to see where she died?Copy !req
287. She fell in there.Copy !req
288. And then it froze.Copy !req
289. She was in the ice for days and days.Copy !req
290. I hated her.Copy !req
291. She was cross all the time.Copy !req
292. In Frannie's dream, she's still
down there, waiting to come back.Copy !req
293. Everything else has thawed,
but this pond...Copy !req
294. is still frozen.Copy !req
295. The snow's feeding off
your thoughts.Copy !req
296. The more you think about the snowmen,
the more they appear.Copy !req
297. Frannie, this is important.Copy !req
298. You dream about her.
What do you dream?Copy !req
299. She's cross with me.Copy !req
300. She says I've been bad and she's going
to come out of the pond to punish me.Copy !req
301. When?Copy !req
302. She said she'd come back for Christmas.Copy !req
303. Tonight.Copy !req
304. I think Frannie's gone mad. Don't you?Copy !req
305. I think she needs a doctor.Copy !req
306. Doctor!Copy !req
307. Doctor!Copy !req
308. What's she looking at?Copy !req
309. She's asking for a doctor.Copy !req
310. Doctor!Copy !req
311. Now, then, that's enough noise!Copy !req
312. We don't want to attract attention, do we?Copy !req
313. I'm looking for the Doctor.
Do you know about him? The Doctor?Copy !req
314. Doctor who?Copy !req
315. Do not attempt to escape
or you will be obliterated.Copy !req
316. May I take your coat?Copy !req
317. Sit.Copy !req
318. There are two refreshments
in your world the color of red wine.Copy !req
319. This...Copy !req
320. is not red wine.Copy !req
321. Madame Vastra will ask you questions.Copy !req
322. You will confine yourself
to single-word responses.Copy !req
323. One word only.Copy !req
324. Do you understand?Copy !req
325. Why?Copy !req
326. Truth is singular.
Lies are words, words, words.Copy !req
327. You met the Doctor, didn't you?
Yes.Copy !req
328. And now you've come
looking for him again. Why?Copy !req
329. Take your time.Copy !req
330. One word only.Copy !req
331. Curiosity.Copy !req
332. About?
Snow.Copy !req
333. And about him?
Yes.Copy !req
334. What do you want from him?Copy !req
335. Help.
Why?Copy !req
336. Danger.Copy !req
337. Why would he help you?Copy !req
338. Kindness.Copy !req
339. The Doctor is not kind.Copy !req
340. No?
No.Copy !req
341. The Doctor doesn't help people.Copy !req
342. Not anyone, not ever.Copy !req
343. He stands above this worldCopy !req
344. and doesn't interfere in the
affairs of its inhabitants.Copy !req
345. He is not your salvation
nor your protector.Copy !req
346. Do you understand
what I am saying to you?Copy !req
347. Words.Copy !req
348. He was different once...Copy !req
349. a long time ago.Copy !req
350. Kind, yes.Copy !req
351. A hero, even,Copy !req
352. a saver of worlds.Copy !req
353. But he suffered losses which hurt him.Copy !req
354. Now he prefers isolation to
the possibility of pain's return.Copy !req
355. Kindly choose a word to indicate
your understanding of this.Copy !req
356. Man.Copy !req
357. We are the Doctor's friends.Copy !req
358. We assist him in his isolation,
but that does not mean we approve of it.Copy !req
359. So...Copy !req
360. a test for you.Copy !req
361. Give me a message for the Doctor.Copy !req
362. Tell him all about the snow and what
fresh danger you believe it presents,Copy !req
363. and above all...Copy !req
364. explain why he should help you.Copy !req
365. But do it in one word.Copy !req
366. You are thinking it's impossible such a word
exists or that you could even find it.Copy !req
367. Let's see if the gods are with you.Copy !req
368. Yes?Copy !req
369. What? I'm trying to read.Copy !req
370. Miss Clara and her concerns
about the snow.Copy !req
371. I gave her the one-word test.Copy !req
372. It's always pointless.
What did she say?Copy !req
373. Well?Copy !req
374. Well?Copy !req
375. Pond.Copy !req
376. Strax has already suggested
where to start investigating.Copy !req
377. Danger.Copy !req
378. Danger!
What's wrong?Copy !req
379. There is danger here, an intelligence,Copy !req
380. an intelligence beyond anything
else in this time and place.Copy !req
381. Dr. Simeon, sir, there's someone
demanding to see you.Copy !req
382. No callers, not in here, not ever.Copy !req
383. Did he leave his name?
Sir...Copy !req
384. it's Sherlock Holmes!Copy !req
385. Oh, yeah! Nice office.Copy !req
386. Big globey thing. Now...Copy !req
387. shut up, don't tell me.
I see from your collar studCopy !req
388. you have an apple tree and a
wife with a limp. Am I right?Copy !req
389. No.
But you have a wife?Copy !req
390. No.
Bit of a tree? Bit of a wife?Copy !req
391. Some apples?Copy !req
392. Come on, work with me here.Copy !req
393. I enjoy The Strand Magazine
as much as the next man,Copy !req
394. but I'm perfectly aware that Sherlock
Holmes is a fictional character.Copy !req
395. Get out!
Do you have a goldfish named Colin?Copy !req
396. No.
Thought not.Copy !req
397. Now...Copy !req
398. Ooh! I see this is
one of your business cards.Copy !req
399. It says so on the front.Copy !req
400. Who are you,
and what are you doing here?Copy !req
401. This.Copy !req
402. Wakey, wakey!Copy !req
403. That is highly valuable equipment.Copy !req
404. You must step away now.Copy !req
405. We are the Intelligence.Copy !req
406. Talking snow. I love new things.Copy !req
407. You are not of this world.Copy !req
408. Takes one to snow one!Copy !req
409. Right, let's see.Copy !req
410. Multi-nucleate crystalline organism with
the ability to mimic and mirror what it finds.Copy !req
411. Looks like snow. Isn't snow.Copy !req
412. You must leave here now!Copy !req
413. Shut up, I'm making deductions.
It's very exciting.Copy !req
414. Now, what are you, eh?Copy !req
415. A flock of space crystals?Copy !req
416. A swarm?Copy !req
417. The snowmen are foot soldiers,
mindless predators.Copy !req
418. But you, you're the clever one.
You're Moriarty.Copy !req
419. So you turn up on a planet, you generate
a telepathic field to learn what you can.Copy !req
420. And when you've learnt enough...Copy !req
421. what do you do?Copy !req
422. You can't conquer the world using snowmen.
Snowmen are rubbish in July.Copy !req
423. You'll have to be better than that.
You'll have to evolve.Copy !req
424. Sir? It appears to be stuck!Copy !req
425. What have you done?
Have you locked the doors?Copy !req
426. You need to translate yourself
into something more...Copy !req
427. Well... human.
Kick it down!Copy !req
428. But to do that, you need a perfect
duplicate of human DNA in ice form.Copy !req
429. Where do you find... that?
Sir!Copy !req
430. Get in here! Quickly!Copy !req
431. I've got a master key somewhere, sir.Copy !req
432. Now, let's see. Most opened file.Copy !req
433. Most viewed page. You know,
you really should delete your history.Copy !req
434. "Governess frozen in pond."Copy !req
435. Gotcha!
Got it, sir!Copy !req
436. Get in here!Copy !req
437. Take him downstairs.Copy !req
438. Body frozen in a pond...Copy !req
439. where the snow gets a good, long look
at a human being, like a full body scan.Copy !req
440. Everything they need to evolve.Copy !req
441. A pond.Copy !req
442. Good point, Clara.Copy !req
443. What are you doing here?Copy !req
444. Madame Vastra wondered if you
were needing any grenades.Copy !req
445. Grenades?Copy !req
446. She might have said "help".Copy !req
447. Help with what?Copy !req
448. Well... your investigation.Copy !req
449. Investigation?
Who says I'm investigating?Copy !req
450. Do you think I'm going to start investigating
just because some bird smiles at me?Copy !req
451. Who do you think I am?Copy !req
452. Sherlock Holmes.Copy !req
453. Don't be clever, Strax.
It doesn't suit you.Copy !req
454. Sorry, sir.
I'm the clever one,Copy !req
455. you're the potato one.Copy !req
456. Yes, sir.
Now go away.Copy !req
457. Yes...Copy !req
458. Mr. Holmes.Copy !req
459. Oi! Shut up.Copy !req
460. You're not clever or funnyCopy !req
461. and you've got tiny little legs!Copy !req
462. Okay, just tell her you're leaving,
you're not going up.Copy !req
463. I'm leaving, I'm not going up.Copy !req
464. What was that all about? Five minutes?
Where did that come from? You...!Copy !req
465. It's the human male from the institute.Copy !req
466. What's he doing here?Copy !req
467. I suggest we melt his brain using projectile
acid fish and then interrogate him.Copy !req
468. Other way round.Copy !req
469. Am I going to have
the nightmare tonight?Copy !req
470. Definitely not.Copy !req
471. How do you know?
Because...Copy !req
472. someone's coming to help.Copy !req
473. Who?Copy !req
474. You wouldn't believe me if I told you.Copy !req
475. Is it one of your stories?
Your definitely true ones?Copy !req
476. Huh! All my stories are true.Copy !req
477. Like how you were born
behind the clock face of Big Ben?Copy !req
478. Accounting for my acute sense of time.Copy !req
479. And you invented fish.Copy !req
480. Because I dislike swimming alone.Copy !req
481. So, what's this one?Copy !req
482. There's a manCopy !req
483. called the Doctor.Copy !req
484. He lives on a cloud in the sky,Copy !req
485. and all he does, all day, every day,Copy !req
486. is to stop all the children in the world
ever having bad dreams.Copy !req
487. I've been having bad dreams.Copy !req
488. He's been on holiday.Copy !req
489. But I am confident he has
now returned to work.Copy !req
490. And as a matter of fact,
he's right here.Copy !req
491. Aren't you, Doctor?Copy !req
492. Bloomin' 'ell!
The children have been very naughty!Copy !req
493. Just get back, now, quickly.Copy !req
494. You're doing your other voice.Copy !req
495. Yes, love, did you notice?Copy !req
496. Naughty, naughty children!Copy !req
497. Run!Copy !req
498. What do we do?Copy !req
499. Frannie...Copy !req
500. Frannie, imagine her melting.Copy !req
501. What?
In your head! Melt her.Copy !req
502. I can't!Copy !req
503. I'm getting impatient!Copy !req
504. You have been very naughty!Copy !req
505. What about the man? You said the
man was here, the cloud man.Copy !req
506. Well, he's not, is he?
Where's the Doctor?Copy !req
507. I don't know!Copy !req
508. Doctor?Copy !req
509. Doctor?Copy !req
510. Doctor who?Copy !req
511. That's the way to do it!Copy !req
512. Oi! Ow!Copy !req
513. Where did she go?Copy !req
514. Will she come back?Copy !req
515. No, don't worry. She's currently
draining through your carpet.Copy !req
516. New setting, antifreeze.
And you're very welcome, by the way.Copy !req
517. I'm very grateful.Copy !req
518. I knew you'd come.
No, you didn't, because I don't.Copy !req
519. Because this isn't the sort
of thing I do any more.Copy !req
520. Next time you're in trouble,
don't expect me to...Copy !req
521. What is it? What's wrong?Copy !req
522. Nothing, it's just...Copy !req
523. Didn't know I'd put it on.Copy !req
524. Old habits...Copy !req
525. It's cooler.Copy !req
526. Yeah, it is, isn't it?Copy !req
527. It is very cool.Copy !req
528. Bow ties are cool!Copy !req
529. No, the room.
The room's getting colder.Copy !req
530. She's coming back!Copy !req
531. What's she going to do?
Is she going to punish me?Copy !req
532. She's learnt not to melt.Copy !req
533. Of course, she's not really a governess,
she's just a beast.Copy !req
534. She's going to eat you.Copy !req
535. Run.Copy !req
536. Children, what is the exp...
Who the devil are you?Copy !req
537. What are you doing in my house?
It's okay.Copy !req
538. I am your governess's gentleman friend,
and we've just been upstairs...Copy !req
539. kissing!
Captain Latimer!Copy !req
540. In the garden!
There's snowmen!Copy !req
541. And they're just growing,Copy !req
542. out of nowhere, all by themselves.Copy !req
543. Look!Copy !req
544. Good evening. I'm a lizard woman
from the dawn of time.Copy !req
545. And this is my wife.Copy !req
546. This dwelling is under attack.
Remain calm, human scum!Copy !req
547. So...Copy !req
548. any questions?Copy !req
549. You have a...Copy !req
550. gentleman friend?Copy !req
551. Vastra! What's happening?Copy !req
552. The snow is highly localized and on this
occasion not naturally occurring.Copy !req
553. It's coming out of that cab
parked by the gates.Copy !req
554. Sir, one pulver grenade would blow
these snowmen to smithereens!Copy !req
555. They're made of snow, Strax,
they're already smithereens.Copy !req
556. See, Clara? Our friends again.Copy !req
557. Clara? Who is Clara?Copy !req
558. Your current governess is in reality
a former barmaid called Clara.Copy !req
559. That's the way to do it!Copy !req
560. Meanwhile, your previous governess
is now a living ice sculptureCopy !req
561. impersonating Mr. Punch.
Jenny, what have you got?Copy !req
562. Should hold it.Copy !req
563. Sir, this room.Copy !req
564. One observational window on the line
of attack and one defendable entrance.Copy !req
565. Right, everyone in there now.
Move it. You, carry her.Copy !req
566. Nice to see you off your cloud
and engaging again.Copy !req
567. I'm not engaging again,
I'm under attack.Copy !req
568. You missed this, didn't you?Copy !req
569. Shut up!Copy !req
570. Strax, how long have we got?Copy !req
571. They're not going to attack. They made
no attempt to conceal their arrival.Copy !req
572. An attack force would never
abandon surprise so easily.Copy !req
573. And they're clearly
in a defense formation.Copy !req
574. Well done, Straxie, still got it, buddy!Copy !req
575. Sir, please do not noogie
me during combat prep.Copy !req
576. So there's something here they want.Copy !req
577. The ice woman.
Exactly.Copy !req
578. Why's she so important?
Because she's a perfect duplicationCopy !req
579. of human DNA in ice crystal form, the
ultimate fusion of snow and humanity.Copy !req
580. To live here, the snow needs to evolve,
and she's the blueprint.Copy !req
581. She's what they need to become.Copy !req
582. When the snow melted last night,
did the pond?Copy !req
583. No.Copy !req
584. Living ice that will never melt.Copy !req
585. If the snow gets hold of that creature on
the stairs, it will learn to make more of them.Copy !req
586. It will build an army of ice.Copy !req
587. And it will be the last day
of humanity on this planet.Copy !req
588. Stay here.Copy !req
589. Oi, I told you to stay in there.Copy !req
590. Oh, I didn't listen.
You do that a lot.Copy !req
591. It's why you like me.
Who said I like you?Copy !req
592. I think you just did.
You kissed me.Copy !req
593. You blushed.
And we just...Copy !req
594. Shut up.Copy !req
595. Release her to us.Copy !req
596. You have five minutes.Copy !req
597. We need to get her out of here
but keep her away from them.Copy !req
598. How?Copy !req
599. With this.Copy !req
600. Do I always have to state the obvious?
Those creatures outside, what are they?Copy !req
601. No danger to you, as long as I get that
thing out of here. You, in there, now.Copy !req
602. Doctor, what are you doing?
Between you and me,Copy !req
603. I can't wait to find out.Copy !req
604. Right, if you look after everyone
here, then I can... Clara!Copy !req
605. Doctor!
That was stupid!Copy !req
606. You were stupid, too!
I'm allowed, I'm good at stupid!Copy !req
607. That's the way to do it!Copy !req
608. Why does she keep saying that?
Mirroring. Random mirroring.Copy !req
609. We need to get on the roof.
This way!Copy !req
610. No, no! I do the hand grabbing.
That's my job! That's always me!Copy !req
611. Come on, quickly!Copy !req
612. Agh!
What are you doing?Copy !req
613. My bustle is stuck.
Your bustle?Copy !req
614. You're going to have to
take those clothes off.Copy !req
615. I didn't mean... I just...
I know. I understand, I do.Copy !req
616. Good.
Now, what's the plan?Copy !req
617. Who said I've got a plan?
Course you've got a plan.Copy !req
618. You took that.
Maybe I'm an idiot.Copy !req
619. You're not, you're clever. Really clever.Copy !req
620. Are you?Copy !req
621. If I've got a plan, what is it?
You tell me.Copy !req
622. Is this a test?
Yes.Copy !req
623. What will it do to us?
Kill us.Copy !req
624. So, come on then.
Plan. Do I have one?Copy !req
625. Oh, I know what your plan is.
I knew straightaway.Copy !req
626. No, you didn't.
Course I did.Copy !req
627. Show me!
Why should I?Copy !req
628. Because we'll be dead in under
30 seconds. Do I have a plan?Copy !req
629. If we'd been escaping,
we'd be climbing down the building.Copy !req
630. If we'd been hiding,
we'd be on the other side of the roof.Copy !req
631. But no, we're standing...Copy !req
632. right here.
So?Copy !req
633. So...Copy !req
634. After you.
After you.Copy !req
635. After you, I'm wearing a dress.
Eyes front, soldier!Copy !req
636. My eyes are always front!Copy !req
637. Mine aren't.Copy !req
638. Stop it.
No!Copy !req
639. I understand you're the previous governess.
I regret to inform you the position is taken.Copy !req
640. Good night.Copy !req
641. So you can move your cloud,
you can control it?Copy !req
642. No. No-one can control clouds.
That would be silly.Copy !req
643. The wind, a little bit.Copy !req
644. She's following us!
That's the idea.Copy !req
645. Keep her away from the snow.Copy !req
646. So, barmaid or governess...Copy !req
647. which is it?
That thing is after us,Copy !req
648. and you want a chat?Copy !req
649. Well, we can't chat after
we've been horribly killed, can we?Copy !req
650. How did we get up so high so quick?Copy !req
651. Clever staircase.
It's taller on the inside.Copy !req
652. What am I standing on?
What's this made of?Copy !req
653. Super-dense water vapor.Copy !req
654. Should keep her trapped for the moment.Copy !req
655. So you actually live up here?
On a cloud, in a box?Copy !req
656. I have done for a long time now.
Blimey, you really know how to sulk, don't you?Copy !req
657. I'm not sulking!
You live in a box!Copy !req
658. That's no more a box
than you are a governess.Copy !req
659. Oh, spoken like a man!Copy !req
660. You know, you're the
same as all the rest.Copy !req
661. Sweet little Clara, works at the
Rose & Crown, ideas above her station!Copy !req
662. Well, for your information, I'm not sweet
on the inside, and I'm certainly not...Copy !req
663. little.Copy !req
664. It's called the Tardis.Copy !req
665. It can travel anywhere
in time and space.Copy !req
666. And it's mine.Copy !req
667. But it's...Copy !req
668. Look at it, it's...
Go on, say it.Copy !req
669. Most people do.Copy !req
670. It's smaller on the outside.Copy !req
671. Okay.Copy !req
672. That is a first.
Is it magic?Copy !req
673. Is it a machine?Copy !req
674. It's a ship.Copy !req
675. A ship?
Best ship in the universe.Copy !req
676. Is there a kitchen?
Another first.Copy !req
677. I don't know why I asked that, it's just...Copy !req
678. I like making soufflés.Copy !req
679. Soufflés?Copy !req
680. Why are you showing me all this?Copy !req
681. You followed me. Remember?Copy !req
682. I didn't invite you.
You're nearly a foot taller than I am.Copy !req
683. You could've reached
the ladder without this.Copy !req
684. You took it for me.Copy !req
685. Why?Copy !req
686. I never know why.Copy !req
687. I only know who.Copy !req
688. What's this?
Me.Copy !req
689. Giving in.Copy !req
690. I don't know why I'm crying.
I do.Copy !req
691. Remember this.
Remember this right now, all of it,Copy !req
692. because this is the day,Copy !req
693. this is the day,Copy !req
694. this is the day everything begins!Copy !req
695. Clara!Copy !req
696. Clara!
Get off of me!Copy !req
697. Water vapor doesn't stop ice.
I should've realised!Copy !req
698. Get off!
Let her go. Let her go now!Copy !req
699. Now!
Get off of me!Copy !req
700. No!Copy !req
701. Clara!Copy !req
702. What was that?Copy !req
703. It's Clara.Copy !req
704. Dear God.Copy !req
705. Oh, dear God.Copy !req
706. Where did she fall from?Copy !req
707. We have to get her inside.Copy !req
708. Those things will kill you.
She's hurt.Copy !req
709. She's dead.Copy !req
710. What is that?
What is happening?Copy !req
711. He's bringing her in.Copy !req
712. That... green woman said she was dead.
How can she be alive now?Copy !req
713. This technology has capacities
and abilities beyond anythingCopy !req
714. your puny human mind
could possibly understand.Copy !req
715. Try not to worry.Copy !req
716. Isn't the creature still a danger?
It could re-form.Copy !req
717. No, not in here.Copy !req
718. Then you should be with Miss Clara.Copy !req
719. She's going to be fine. I know she is.Copy !req
720. She has to be.Copy !req
721. Doctor, her injuries are severe.Copy !req
722. That equipment will bring back
anyone for a while, but long term...Copy !req
723. It was my fault. I am responsible
for what happened to Clara.Copy !req
724. She was in my care.Copy !req
725. What is the point of blaming yourself?Copy !req
726. None.Copy !req
727. Because she's going to live.Copy !req
728. Hey.Copy !req
729. Hello.Copy !req
730. They all think I'm going to die,
don't they?Copy !req
731. And I know you're going to live.Copy !req
732. How?Copy !req
733. I never know how.Copy !req
734. I just know... who.Copy !req
735. The green lady...Copy !req
736. she said you were the
saver of worlds once.Copy !req
737. Are you going to save this one?Copy !req
738. If I do...Copy !req
739. will you come away with me?Copy !req
740. Yes.Copy !req
741. Well, then.Copy !req
742. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
743. I have in my hand
a piece of the ice lady...Copy !req
744. everything you need to know
about how to make ice people.Copy !req
745. Is that what you want?Copy !req
746. See you at the office.Copy !req
747. So, then, Doctor, saving the
world again? Might I ask why?Copy !req
748. Are you making a bargain
with the universe?Copy !req
749. You'll save the world to let her live?Copy !req
750. Yes! And don't you think,
after all this timeCopy !req
751. and everything I have ever done,
that I am owed this one?Copy !req
752. I don't think the universe
makes bargains.Copy !req
753. It was my fault.
Well, then...Copy !req
754. better save the world.Copy !req
755. You promised us something.Copy !req
756. Have you brought it?Copy !req
757. Big fella here's been very quiet
while you've been out,Copy !req
758. which is only to be expected,
considering who he really is.Copy !req
759. You know what this is, big fella?Copy !req
760. I do not understand these markings.Copy !req
761. A map of the London Underground, 1967.Copy !req
762. Key strategic weakness in
metropolitan living, if you ask me,Copy !req
763. but then, I have never liked a tunnel.Copy !req
764. Enough of this.Copy !req
765. We are powerful, but on this
planet, we are limited.Copy !req
766. We need to learn to take human form.Copy !req
767. The governess is our most
perfect replication of humanity.Copy !req
768. What's happening to its voice?Copy !req
769. Just stripping away the disguise.Copy !req
770. No! Stop!
Stop that.Copy !req
771. Cease, I command you!Copy !req
772. It sounds like a child.
Of course it sounds like a child, it is a child.Copy !req
773. Simeon as a child.
The snow has no voice without him.Copy !req
774. Don't listen to him.
He's ruining everything!Copy !req
775. How long has the Intelligence
been talking to you?Copy !req
776. I was a little boy.
He was my snowman.Copy !req
777. He spoke to me.Copy !req
778. They're silly.Copy !req
779. Snow doesn't talk, does it?
It's just a mirror.Copy !req
780. I don't want to talk to them.
They're silly.Copy !req
781. They're silly.Copy !req
782. It just reflects back everything
we think and feel and fear.Copy !req
783. I don't need anyone else.Copy !req
784. Don't need anyone else.Copy !req
785. You poured your darkest dreams
into a snowman. And look!Copy !req
786. Look what it became!Copy !req
787. I don't understand.Copy !req
788. It's a parasite feeding on the loneliness
of a child and the sickness of an old man.Copy !req
789. Carnivorous snow...Copy !req
790. meets Victorian values...Copy !req
791. and something terrible is born.Copy !req
792. We can go on and do
everything we planned.Copy !req
793. Oh, yes, and what a plan.
A world full of living ice people.Copy !req
794. Oh, dear me...Copy !req
795. how very Victorian of you.Copy !req
796. What's wrong with Victorian values?Copy !req
797. Ah-ah-ah. Are you sure?Copy !req
798. I have always been sure.Copy !req
799. Good.Copy !req
800. I'm glad you think so...Copy !req
801. since your entire adult life
is about to be erased.Copy !req
802. No parasite without a host.
Without you, it will have no voice.Copy !req
803. Without the governess,
it will have no form.Copy !req
804. What's...Copy !req
805. What.. What's happening?Copy !req
806. What's happening?
What did you do?Copy !req
807. You've got nothing left
to mirror any more.Copy !req
808. Goodbye.Copy !req
809. What did you... Did...Copy !req
810. Did...Copy !req
811. Did you really think
it would be so easy?Copy !req
812. That's not possible.Copy !req
813. How is that possible?Copy !req
814. Doctor!Copy !req
815. They're growing!Copy !req
816. The snowmen are growing!Copy !req
817. What do we do?Copy !req
818. But you were just Dr. Simeon.
You were not real.Copy !req
819. He dreamed you.Copy !req
820. How can you still exist?Copy !req
821. Now the dream outlives the
dreamer and can never die.Copy !req
822. Once I was the puppet...Copy !req
823. now I pull the strings!Copy !req
824. I tried so long to take on human form.Copy !req
825. By erasing Simeon,Copy !req
826. you made space for me.Copy !req
827. I fill him now.Copy !req
828. More than snow, more than Simeon.Copy !req
829. Even this old body...Copy !req
830. is strong in my control.Copy !req
831. Do you feel it?Copy !req
832. Winter is coming!Copy !req
833. Winter is coming!Copy !req
834. No, you must fight!
Hang on and fight, boy. You can do it!Copy !req
835. Captain Latimer...Copy !req
836. your children...Copy !req
837. they're afraid.Copy !req
838. Hold them.Copy !req
839. It's not...Copy !req
840. really my area.Copy !req
841. It is now.Copy !req
842. What's happening?Copy !req
843. Doctor!Copy !req
844. The globe. It's turning to rain.Copy !req
845. All of it. The snow. Look.Copy !req
846. He's dead.Copy !req
847. What happened?Copy !req
848. The snow mirrors. That's all it does.Copy !req
849. It's mirroring something else now, something
so strong it's drowning everything else.Copy !req
850. There was a critical mass of snow at the
house. If something happened there...Copy !req
851. Salty. Saltwater rain.Copy !req
852. It's not raining.Copy !req
853. It's crying.Copy !req
854. The only force on earth
that could drown the snow,Copy !req
855. a whole family crying on Christmas Eve.Copy !req
856. I'm sorry.Copy !req
857. There was nothing to be done.Copy !req
858. She has moments only.Copy !req
859. We saved the world, Clara,Copy !req
860. you and me.Copy !req
861. We really, really did.Copy !req
862. Will you go back...Copy !req
863. to your cloud?Copy !req
864. No more cloud.Copy !req
865. Not now.Copy !req
866. Why not?Copy !req
867. It rained.Copy !req
868. Run.Copy !req
869. Run, you clever boy.Copy !req
870. And remember.Copy !req
871. It's Christmas.Copy !req
872. Christmas Day.Copy !req
873. And what about the Intelligence?
Melted with the snow?Copy !req
874. No, I shouldn't think so.Copy !req
875. It learned to survive
beyond physical form.Copy !req
876. Well, we can't be in much danger
from a disembodied IntelligenceCopy !req
877. that thinks it can invade
the world with snowmen.Copy !req
878. Or that the London Underground
is a key strategic weakness.Copy !req
879. The Great Intelligence...Copy !req
880. Rings a bell.Copy !req
881. The Great Intelligence...Copy !req
882. Doctor?Copy !req
883. I never knew her name, her full name.Copy !req
884. Oswin Oswald, junior entertainment
manager, Starship Alaska.Copy !req
885. Soufflé girl.Copy !req
886. Oswin.Copy !req
887. It was her.Copy !req
888. Run, you clever boy.Copy !req
889. Run, you clever boy.Copy !req
890. And remember.Copy !req
891. And remember.Copy !req
892. It was soufflé girl again!Copy !req
893. I never saw her face the first time
with the Daleks, but her voice,Copy !req
894. it was the same voice.Copy !req
895. Doctor?
The same woman,Copy !req
896. twice, and she died both times,
the same woman!Copy !req
897. Doctor, please,
what are you talking about?Copy !req
898. Something's going on,
something impossible, something...Copy !req
899. Right, you two stay here.
Stay right here. Don't move an inch.Copy !req
900. Are you coming back?
Shouldn't think so!Copy !req
901. But where are you going?Copy !req
902. To find her.Copy !req
903. To find Clara.Copy !req
904. But Clara's dead.Copy !req
905. What's he talking about,Copy !req
906. finding her?
I don't know!Copy !req
907. But perhaps the universe
makes bargains after all.Copy !req
908. Where are you going?Copy !req
909. Short cut.
Through there?Copy !req
910. I hate this place!
Don't you think it's creepy?Copy !req
911. No.Copy !req
912. I don't believe in ghosts.Copy !req
913. Clara!Copy !req
914. Oswin!Copy !req
915. Oswald!Copy !req
916. Watch me run!Copy !req