1. Danger!
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2. This is a warning.
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3. A warning to the whole world.
You're looking for wi-fi.
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4. Sometimes you see something...
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5. a bit like this.
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6. Don't click it.
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7. Do not click it.
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8. Once you've clicked it,
they're in your computer.
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9. They can see you.
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10. If they can see you,
they might choose you.
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11. And if they do, you die.
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12. In 24 hours, you're dead.
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13. For a while.
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14. People's souls are being
uploaded to the internet.
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15. Some people get stuck.
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16. Their minds,
their souls, trapped in the wi-fi.
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17. (ECHOING) [don't know where lam.
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18. Like echoes, like ghosts.
Sometimes you can hear their screams,
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19. on the radio,
on the telly or on the net.
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20. I don't know where I am.
I don't know where I am.
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21. - This is real. This is not a hoax...
Please help me.
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22. I don't know where I am.
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23. - ... or a joke...
- (SPEAKING JAPANESE)
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24. - ... or a story.
- I don't know where I am.
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25. This is real and I know that.
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26. (VOICE BREAKING)
'Cause I don't know where I am.
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27. Please.
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28. Please, if... If you can hear me...
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29. If you can hear me,
I don't know where I am.
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30. (OVERLAPPING)
I don't know where I am.
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31. Wake the Abbot,
the bells of Saint john are ringing.
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32. We must go to him.
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33. They call him the Mad Monk, don't they?
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34. They shouldn't.
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35. He's definitely not a monk.
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36. I'm sorry to intrude.
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37. The bells of Saint john are ringing.
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38. I'm going to need a horse.
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39. Is that her?
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40. The woman twice dead.
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41. And her final message.
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42. He has withdrawn to this place
of peace and solitude
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43. that he might divine her meaning.
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44. If he truly is mad,
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45. then this is his madness.
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46. Angie? Is the internet working?
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47. I'm trying to phone the helpline,
they won't answer.
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48. - It's working for me.
- Can I use it when you're finished?
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49. More than one person can use
the internet at a time, Clara.
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50. - You doing your homework?
- Shut up, you're not my mum.
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51. And I'm not trying to be, okay?
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52. Right.
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53. Yes! Angie's probably fine on her own.
You could probably have the night off.
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54. I'm okay. I'll be upstairs trying
to figure out my computer.
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55. Anyway, the adverts are in.
So, hopefully, we'll find someone.
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56. I'm here as long as you need me.
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57. Good. Right.
Come on, Artie. Time to go.
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58. - What chapter are you on?
- Ten.
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59. (GASPS) Eleven is the best.
You'll cry your eyes out.
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60. Artie!
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61. Oh, come on! just answer.
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62. Just pick it up. Pick it up. Pick it up.
Pick it up. Pick it up.
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63. That is not supposed to happen.
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64. - Hello?
- Ah, hello! I can't find the internet.
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65. - Sorry?
- it's gone- The Internet.
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66. Can't find it anywhere. Where is it?
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67. - The internet?
- Ye.s, the Internet.
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68. Why don't I have the internet?
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69. It's 1207.
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70. I've got half past three.
Am I phoning a different time zone?
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71. Yeah, you really sort of are.
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72. - Will it show up on the bill?
- Oh, 1 dread to “fink.
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73. Listen, where did you get this number?
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74. The woman in the shop wrote it down.
It's a helpline, isn't it?
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75. She said it's the best helpline
out there. In the universe, she said.
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76. What woman? Who was she?
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77. I don't know. The woman in the shop.
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78. So, why isn't there internet?
Shouldn't it just sort of be there?
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79. Look, listen. I'm not actually...
This isn't...
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80. You have clicked on the wi-fi button,
haven't you?
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81. Hang on. Um...
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82. Wi-fi...
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83. Click on the wi-fi,
you'll see a list of names.
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84. - You see one you recognise...
- It's asking me for a password.
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85. Is it okay if I go and see Nina?
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86. - You can call her mum.
- Sure.
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87. Um, what's the password
for the internet?
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88. R-Y-C-B-A-R-1-2-3.
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89. - How am I supposed to remember that?
- (SIGHS)
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90. - Is it an evil spirit?
- It's a woman.
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91. Hang on. just a mo.
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92. Run you clever boy and remember...
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93. One...
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94. Run, you clever boy...
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95. Two...
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96. and remember.
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97. - Three...
- What did you say?
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98. Don't shout!
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99. Now you made me type it wrong.
It's thrown me out again.
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100. What do I do? How do I get back in?
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101. It's just a, um,
a thing to remember the password,
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102. "run you clever boy and remember".
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103. - (PEOPLE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
- Hang on.
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104. - (BANGING ON DOOR)
- Hello, yes!
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105. - (DOORBELL RINGING CONTINUOUSLY)
- I hear you!
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106. Yep!
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107. Uh-huh!
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108. Hello?
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109. (PANTING) Clara.
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110. Clara Oswald?
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111. - Hello.
- Clara Oswin Oswald!
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112. Just Clara Oswald.
What was that middle one?
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113. Do you remember me?
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114. - No. Should I? Who are you?
- The Doctor.
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115. No? The Doctor?
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116. - Doctor who?
- No, just The Doctor.
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117. Actually, sorry.
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118. - Could you just ask me that again?
- Could I what?
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119. Could you just ask me
that question again?
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120. Doctor who?
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121. - Okay, just once more.
- Doctor who?
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122. Oh, yeah.
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123. Ooh...
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124. Do you know, I never realise how much
I enjoy hearing that said out loud.
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125. - Thank you.
- Okay.
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126. Hey! No! Clara!
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127. Please! Clara, I need to talk to you!
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128. Listen! Please!
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129. Clara Oswald.
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130. We've got a positive lock on her
but I think she's borderline.
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131. Very clever but no computer skills.
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132. Upload her anyway.
Splice her a computer skills package.
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133. I'll activate a spoonhead.
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134. Alexei, we call them servers,
not spoonheads.
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135. Sorry, Miss Kizlet.
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136. I'm ever so fond of Alexei.
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137. But my conscience says
we should probably kill him.
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138. I'll inform HR.
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139. Actually, he's about to go on holiday.
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140. Kill him when he gets back.
Let's not be unreasonable.
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141. Didn't you want to speak to me?
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142. We're uploading
too many people too quickly,
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143. we're going to get noticed.
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144. If your conscience is bothering you,
think of it like this.
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145. We're preserving living minds
in permanent form in the data cloud.
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146. It's like immortality.
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147. - Only fatal.
- My conscience is fine.
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148. Good. Because our client has his needs.
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149. Did you just hack me?
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150. Because you changed your mind?
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151. I hope I did.
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152. Please!
I just need to speak to you.
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153. Why are you still here?
Why are you here at all?
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154. Oi, you phoned me.
You were looking for the internet.
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155. - That was you?
- Of course it was me.
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156. How did you get here so fast?
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157. I just happened to be
in the neighbourhood
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158. on my mobile phone!
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159. When you say "mobile phone",
why did you point at that blue box?
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160. Because it's a surprisingly
accurate description.
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161. Okay. We're finished now.
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162. Oi, no! Look...
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163. Angie?
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164. Angie, are you upstairs?
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165. Angie, are you still here?
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166. Hello.
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167. Hello.
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168. Are you a friend of Angie's?
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169. I'm a friend of Angie's.
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170. What were you doing upstairs?
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171. I was upstairs.
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172. I know you, don't I?
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173. You know me. Don't you?
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174. Right! Don't be a monk!
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175. Monks are not cool!
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176. Ah!
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177. Ha! Clara! (KNOCKING)
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178. - Clara?
- Hello?
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179. (CHUCKLES) See, look it's me.
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180. De-monked. Sensible clothes.
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181. Um, can I come in now?
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182. - I don't understand.
- Could you just open the door?
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183. I don't know...
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184. Of course you can.
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185. where I am.
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186. I don't know where I am!
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187. Where am I?
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188. Please tell me where I am.
I don't know where I am!
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189. - (SONIC SCREWDRIVER WHIRRING)
- I don't know where I am!
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190. - ] don't know where I am.
- Clara!
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191. - Clara?
- (BREATHING HEAVILY)
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192. (PANICKED)
I don't know where I am.
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193. I don't know where I am!
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194. I don't understand.
I don't know where I am.
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195. I don't know where I am.
I don't understand.
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196. I don't know where I am!
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197. (PANTING) Where am I?
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198. I don't know where I am.
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199. - (WHIRRING)
- I don't know where I am.
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200. I don't know where I am.
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201. I've got a problem.
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202. Walking base station.
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203. Walking wi-fi base station.
Hoovering up data,
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204. hoovering up people!
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205. Oh, no, you don't!
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206. Oh, no, you don't.
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207. Looks like someone's trying
to reverse an upload.
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208. Is that possible?
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209. If the upload isn't fully
integrated yet. In theory, yes.
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210. Oh, my God.
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211. Oh,no,no,no,no, no.
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212. Not this time, Clara. I promise you.
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213. Can you stop this?
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214. No.
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215. - (COUGHING)
- Okay.
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216. It's okay. It's okay.
You're fine. You're back.
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217. Yes, you are.
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218. Oh, yes, you are.
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219. Well?
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220. Our hacker sent us a message.
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221. I assume
he's talking about the girl.
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222. Get out.
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223. I have to speak to the client.
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224. Sir.
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225. The one you told me about, he's here.
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226. The Doctor is here.
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227. Ha.
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228. Mmm.
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229. Mmm.
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230. Hello?
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231. Hello!
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232. Are you all right?
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233. - I'm in bed.
- Yes.
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234. - I don't remember going.
- No.
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235. - What did I miss?
- Oh!
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236. Quite a lot, actually. Uh...
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237. Angie called.
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238. She'd going to stay over at Nina's.
Apparently that's all completely fine
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239. and you shouldn't worry
like you always do,
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240. for God's sake, get off her back.
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241. Also, your dad phoned.
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242. Mainly about the government,
he seems very cross with them.
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243. I've got several pages on that.
I said I'd look into it.
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244. I fixed that rattling noise
in the washing machine,
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245. indexed the kitchen cupboards,
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246. optimised the photosynthesis
in the main flower bed
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247. - and assembled the quadricycle.
- Assembled the what?
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248. I found a disassembled quadricycle
in the garage.
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249. I don't think you did.
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250. I invented the quadricycle!
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251. What happened to me?
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252. Don't you remember?
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253. I was scared. Really scared.
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254. Didn't know where I was.
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255. - Do you know now?
- Yes.
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256. Well, then, you should go to sleep.
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257. Because you're safe now, I promise.
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258. Goodnight, Clara.
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259. - Are you guarding me?
- Well, yes.
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260. Yes, I am.
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261. Are you seriously going to
sit down there all night?
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262. Yeah, I promise.
I won't budge from this spot.
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263. Well, then, I'll have to come to you.
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264. Eh?
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265. - I take it the girl's inside and alive?
- Yes.
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266. Alexei.
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267. I need you to do
something creative about that.
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268. - I like your house.
- It isn't mine.
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269. - I'm a friend of the family.
- You look after the kids.
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270. Oh, yes. You're a governess, aren't you?
just like...
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271. just like what?
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272. Just like...
I thought you probably would be.
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273. Are you gonna explain
what happened to me?
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274. There's something in the wi-fi.
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275. - Okay.
- This whole world is swimming in wi-fi.
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276. We're living in a wi-fi soup.
Suppose something got inside it.
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277. Suppose there was something
living in the wi-fi,
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278. harvesting human minds, extracting them.
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279. Imagine that.
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280. Human souls trapped like flies
in the World Wide Web.
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281. Stuck forever.
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282. Crying out for help.
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283. Isn't that basically Twitter?
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284. - What was that face for?
- A computer can hack another computer.
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285. A living, sentient computer...
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286. Maybe that could hack people,
edit them, re-write them.
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287. - Why would you say that?
- Because a few hours ago,
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288. you knew nothing about the internet.
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289. - And you just made a joke about Twitter.
- Oh.
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290. Uh'.!
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291. Oh, that's weird.
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292. I know all about computers now
in my head.
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293. Where did all that come from?
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294. You were uploaded for a while.
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295. Wherever you were,
you brought something extra back.
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296. Which I very much doubt
you're going to be allowed to keep.
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297. You and me, inside that box now.
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298. - I'm sorry?
- Look, just get inside.
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299. - Both of us?
- Trust me.
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300. - You'll understand once we're in there.
- I bet I will!
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301. - Look, please...
- What is that box, anyway?
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302. - Why have you got a box?
- Clara?
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303. Is it like a snogging booth?
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304. - A what?
- Is that what you do? You bring a booth.
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305. There's such a thing as too keen.
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306. Clara, look around you.
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307. What's going on?
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308. What's happening?
Is the wi-fi switching on the lights?
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309. No, the people
are switching on the lights.
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310. The wi-fi's switching on the people.
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311. What is that thing?
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312. A walking base station.
You saw one earlier.
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313. I saw a little girl.
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314. They must have taken
an image from your subconscious,
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315. thrown it back at you. Ah!
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316. Active camouflage.
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317. They could be everywhere.
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318. Doctor? Doctor.
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319. What's going on?
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320. Do we need another
London-wide activation?
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321. We can't always pass it off as a riot.
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322. Our lights are on,
everybody else's off. Why?
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323. Some planes have wi-fi.
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324. I'm sorry?
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325. We must be one hell
of a target right now.
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326. You, me, box. Now!
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327. Yes, it's a spaceship!
Yes, it's bigger on the inside!
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328. No, I don't have time to talk about it!
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329. But... But...
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330. - But... But it's...
- Shut up.
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331. Please, short hops are difficult.
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332. - Bigger on the inside. Actually bigger.
- (TARDIS WHOOSHING)
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333. - Right, come on!
- We're going to go back out there?
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334. We've moved.
It's a spaceship. We flew away.
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335. - Away from the plane?
- Not exactly.
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336. (GASPS) How did we get here?
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337. It's a ship! I told you!
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338. It's all very stretchy!
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339. Is this is the plane? The actual plane?
Are they all dead?
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340. (GRUNTS)
Asleep. Switched off by the wi-fi.
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341. Never mind them.
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342. What is going on? Is this real?
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343. Please tell me what is happening!
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344. I'm the Doctor.
I'm an alien from outer space.
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345. I'm a thousand years old,
I've got two hearts
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346. and I can't fly a plane! Can you?
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347. - No.
- Oh, fine.
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348. Well, let's do it together.
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349. Whoo!
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350. Uh'.!
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351. Would a victory roll be too showy-offy?
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352. - What the hell's going on?
- Well,
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353. I'm blocking your wi-fi.
So you're waking up, for a start.
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354. Tell you what, do you want to drive?
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355. I don't understand. What's happened?
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356. That box. Where's it gone?
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357. Find that box!
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358. Okay. When are you going to explain
to me what the hell is going on?
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359. - Breakfast.
- (THUD)
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360. - Right.
- What? I ain't waiting till breakfast.
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361. It's a time machine.
You never have to wait for breakfast.
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362. Thank you! Thank you!
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363. - (APPLAUSE)
- Yes, magic blue box.
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364. All donations gratefully accepted.
Roll up! Roll up! Give us your dosh.
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365. Oh, pennies, pounds,
anything you've got.
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366. Keep collecting.
We need enough for breakfast.
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367. Just popping back to the garage.
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368. Garage?
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369. This way.
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370. So... So, this is tomorrow, then?
Tomorrow's come early.
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371. No. It came at the usual time,
we just took a short cut.
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372. - (CROWD APPLAUDS)
- Thank you. Thank you.
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373. Tomorrow, a camel!
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374. Clara.
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375. What's happening?
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376. Blue box. South bank.
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377. Definitely wasn't there
five minutes ago.
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378. Are we sure this time?
Earl's Court was an embarrassment.
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379. If you've got a flying time machine,
why are we on a motorbike?
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380. I don't take the Tardis into battle.
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381. Because it's made of wood?
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382. Because it's the most powerful ship
in the universe
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383. and I don't want it falling
into the wrong hands.
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384. Ah! Okay!
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385. I do love London.
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386. So many cameras.
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387. So if we can travel anywhere
in time and space,
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388. why did we travel to the morning?
What's the point in that?
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389. Whoever's after us has spent
the whole night looking for us.
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390. - Are you tired?
- Yes.
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391. Well, then imagine how they feel.
They came the long way round.
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392. They've got to be close.
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393. Definitely London,
going by the signal distribution.
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394. I can hack the lowest level
of their operating system
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395. but I can't establish
a physical location,
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396. their security's too good.
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397. - Are you an alien?
- I am.
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398. - Yes, okay with that?
- Fine, yeah.
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399. - I think I'm fine.
- Oh, good.
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400. So, what happens if you do find them?
What happens then?
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401. I don't know. I can't tell the future,
I just work there.
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402. - You don't have a plan?
- Oh, you know what I always say
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403. - a bout plans.
- What?
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404. - I don't have one.
- People always have plans.
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405. Yes. Yes, I suppose they do.
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406. So, tell me, how long have you been
looking after those kids?
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407. - About a year. Since their mum died.
- Okay.
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408. Why you?
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409. Family friend, I get that,
but there must have been others.
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410. Why did it have to be you?
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411. I mean, you don't
really seem like a nanny.
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412. - Give me.
- Ha!
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413. Sorry. What?
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414. You need to know
where they physically are,
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415. - their exact location?
- Yes.
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416. - I can do it.
- Oi, hang on. I need that.
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417. You hacked the lower
operating system, yeah?
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418. I'll have their physical location
in under five minutes.
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419. Pop off and get us a coffee.
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420. If I can't find them,
you definitely can't.
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421. They uploaded me, remember?
I got computing stuff in my head.
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422. - So do I.
- I have insane hacking skills.
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423. I'm from space and the future
with two hearts and...
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424. 27 brains.
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425. And I can find them
in under five minutes plus photographs.
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426. - Twenty-seve n?
- Okay.
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427. - Slight exaggeration.
- Coffee. Go get.
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428. Five minutes. I promise.
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429. - The security is absolute.
- It's never about the security.
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430. It's about the people.
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431. Why do you keep looking at me like that?
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432. Sorry, no, it's nothing. It's just...
You're a nanny. Isn't that a bit, well,
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433. - Victoria n?
- Victoria n?
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434. You're young, shouldn't you be doing,
you know, with the...
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435. (STUTTERS) Young things with...
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436. - young people.
- What, you mean like you, for instance?
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437. - Down, boy.
- No, no.
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438. I didn't... Oh, shut up!
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439. (GASPS) Shh...
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440. Ooh!
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441. Two more cappuccinos over there, please.
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442. (ITALIAN ACCENT) One moment, sir.
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443. (BRITISH ACCENT) You realise
you haven't the slightest chance
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444. of saving your little friend?
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445. I'm sorry, what?
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446. (ITALIAN ACCENT)
I said, "One moment, sir."
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447. - (ENERGY PULSATES)
- (BRITISH ACCENT) I said,
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448. "There is not the slightest chance
that you can save your little friend."
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449. And don't annoy the old man,
he isn't, in fact, speaking.
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450. - (ENERGY PULSATES)
- I'm speaking.
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451. Just using whatever's to hand.
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452. Oh, she's rather pretty, isn't she?
Do you like her?
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453. I can make her like you, too,
if you want.
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454. You all right, sir?
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455. Um, yes.
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456. Yes. Fine.
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457. - You okay?
- Sure. Setting up stuff.
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458. - Need a username.
- Learning fast.
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459. Clara Oswald for the win. Oswin!
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460. You could always call me Oswin,
seeing as that's my name.
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461. Now, I want
you to take a look around.
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462. Go on. Have a little stroll.
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463. And see how impossible
your situation is.
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464. Go on. Take a look.
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465. I do love showing off.
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466. just let me show you what control
of the wi-fi can do for one.
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467. Stop!
- Stop!
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468. I saw what you can do last night.
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469. And clear!
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470. ENERGY PULSATES)
- We can hack anyone in the wi-fi
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471. once they've been exposed long enough.
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472. So there's one of your walking
base stations here, somewhere close?
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473. - There 's...
- ... always someone close.
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474. We've released thousands into the world.
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475. They home in on the wi-fi
like rats sniffing cheese.
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476. There's something up with the webcams.
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477. I don't know who you are
or why you are doing this
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478. but the people of this world
will not be harmed.
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479. They will not be controlled!
They will not be...
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480. - The people of this world are in no...
- ... danger whatsoever.
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481. My client requires a steady diet
of living human minds.
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482. Healthy, free-range human minds.
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483. He loves and cares for humanity.
In fact, he can't get enough of it.
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484. It's obscene.
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485. - Yes murder.
- It's life.
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486. The farmer tends his flock
like a loving parent.
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487. The abattoir is not a contradiction.
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488. No one loves cattle
more than Burger King.
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489. I'm sure of it. Someone's hacking
the webcams, all of them.
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490. Everybody check your webcams.
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491. But what would be the point,
taking mugshots of us lot?
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492. Who's on Facebook?
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493. Uh, Bebo, MySpace? Habbo?
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494. Put your hands down
if you didn't mention where you work.
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495. This ends.
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496. I'm going to end this today.
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497. How? You don't even know...
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498. where we are.
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499. Who's doing this? Who is your client?
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500. Hmm? Answer me.
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501. Miss Kizlet, we have a problem.
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502. I did it. I really did!
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503. I did it. I did it. I found them.
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504. - You found them?
- The Shard.
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505. They're in the Shard, floor 65.
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506. - Floor 65.
- Are you listening to me, Doctor?
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507. - I found them.
- I'm listening to you. You found them.
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508. We've got her.
This time we've really got her.
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509. Clara? Clara!
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510. CLARA". Doctor? Doctor, help me.
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511. I... I don't know where I am.
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512. I don't understand.
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513. Doctor, help me, please.
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514. I don't know where I am.
I don't know where I am!
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515. I don't know where I am.
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516. Doctor, please.
Please help me. Please help me!
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517. I don't know where I am.
I don't know where I am.
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518. - (WHIRRING)
- Doctor, help me.
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519. I don't know where I am.
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520. Should we pulp her
or keep her as a hostage?
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521. There's no point.
She's fully integrated now.
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522. She can't be downloaded again.
I'm sure he knows that.
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523. I'm not sure he does.
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524. He's coming.
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525. We could stop him, I suppose.
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526. Why bother? Might be quite funny.
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527. Really, Doctor? A motorbike?
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528. It hardly seems like you.
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529. I rode this
in the Anti-Grav Olympics, 2074.
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530. I came last.
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531. The building is in lockdown.
I'm afraid you're not coming in.
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532. Did you even hear the word "Anti-Grav"?
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533. Seriously, he can do that?
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534. He can really actually do that?
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535. - Oh...
- ... dear...
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536. Lord.
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537. I think that was your office.
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538. - (MOTORBIKE REVVING)
- Excuse me.
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539. I believe there's someone to see me.
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540. Do come in.
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541. Download her.
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542. Sorry about the draught.
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543. Download her back into her body
right now.
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544. - I can't.
- Yes, you can.
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545. She's a fully integrated part
of the data cloud now,
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546. she can't be separated.
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547. Then download the entire cloud,
everyone you've trapped in there.
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548. You realise what would happen?
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549. Yes, those still with bodies
to go home to would be free.
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550. A tiny number.
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551. Most would simply die.
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552. They'd be released from a living hell.
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553. It's the best you can do for them.
So give the order.
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554. - And why would I do that?
- 'Cause I'm going to motivate you.
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555. Any second now.
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556. You ridiculous man.
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557. Why did you even come here?
Whatever for?
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558. I didn't.
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559. - What?
- I'm still in the café.
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560. I'm finishing my coffee.
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561. Lovely spot.
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562. What are you talking about?
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563. You hack people. But me...
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564. I'm old-fashioned.
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565. I hack technology.
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566. Here's your motivation.
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567. No!
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568. No!
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569. - (ELECTRONIC BEEPING)
Not me!
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570. Not me!
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571. Put me back. Put me back!
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572. Can anybody hear me?
Where am I?
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573. Download me at once!
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574. That is an order. That is an order!
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575. Mahler, she's fully integrated now.
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576. We'd have to download the entire cloud.
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577. - We can't do that.
- No, we can't.
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578. Download me!
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579. Download me!
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580. Do what she says.
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581. (MURMURING) Mmm. Doctor?
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582. Doctor?
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583. Doctor!
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584. You have no right to be in this office
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585. and I am demanding
that you leave at once!
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586. This building
is under UNIT'S control.
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587. What is UNIT? I've never heard of UNIT.
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588. I suggest you calm down, sir.
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589. UNIT are here.
Friends of the Doctor, I presume?
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590. Oh, old friends. Very old friends.
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591. Then I appear to have failed you,
Great Intelligence.
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592. I have feasted on many minds,
I have grown.
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593. But now it is time for you to reduce.
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594. You've been whispering
in my ear so long
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595. I'm not sure I remember
what I was before.
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596. Goodbye, Miss Kizlet.
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597. Where am I?
- (ALL TALKING AT ONCE, IN DISTINCT)
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598. (PANTING) I'm sorry.
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599. Where am I? What am I doing here?
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600. Are you soldiers? Uh, what's happening?
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601. How did I get here?
- Excuse me, where are the toilets?
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602. - The toilets?
- I'm here to fix the toilets, the gents.
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603. How long have I been here?
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604. Stay where you are!
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605. Ma'am, identify yourself.
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606. Where are my Mummy and Daddy?
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607. They said they wouldn't be long.
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608. Are they coming back?
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609. Come in!
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610. So... he comes back, does he?
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611. You didn't answer my question.
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612. What question?
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613. You don't seem like a nanny.
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614. I was going to travel.
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615. I came to stay for a week before I left
and during that week...
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616. She died.
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617. So you're returning a favour then.
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618. But 101 places to see
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619. and you haven't been to any of them,
have you?
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620. That's why you keep the book.
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621. I keep the book...
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622. because I'm still going.
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623. But you don't run out on the people
you care about.
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624. Wish I was more like that.
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625. You know,
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626. the thing about a time machine,
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627. you can run away all you like
and still be home in time for tea.
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628. So what do you say?
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629. Anywhere.
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630. All of time and space
right outside those doors.
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631. - Does this work? (LAUGHING)
- Eh?
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632. Is this actually what you do?
Do you just crook your finger
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633. and people just jump
in your snog box and fly away?
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634. - It is not a snog box!
- I'll be the judge of that.
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635. Starting when?
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636. Come back tomorrow. Ask me again.
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637. - Why?
- Because tomorrow I might say yes.
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638. Sometime after 7:00 okay for you?
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639. It's a time machine.
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640. - Any time's okay.
- See you then.
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641. - Clara?
- Uh-huh?
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642. In your book, there was a leaf.
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643. Why?
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644. That wasn't a leaf.
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645. That was page one.
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646. It was...
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647. Right, then, Clara Oswald.
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648. Time to find out who you are.
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649. - What do you want to see?
- Something awesome.
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650. Akhaten.
- Can we see it? Up close?
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651. 'Uh!
'You Okay?
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652. - Have you seen her?
- Who?
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653. - I'm Merry Galel.
- (SCREAMING)
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654. The Queen of Years.
I'm the vessel of our history.
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655. - (GAS PS)
What's happening?
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656. Is that supposed to happen?
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657. - Doctor!
- Don't walk away.
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658. Merry!
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659. Stay back! I'm armed!
With a screwdriver.
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660. DOCTOR". Grandfather's awake.
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661. You have it all!
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