1. Danger!Copy !req
2. This is a warning.Copy !req
3. A warning to the whole world.
You're looking for wi-fi.Copy !req
4. Sometimes you see something...Copy !req
5. a bit like this.Copy !req
6. Don't click it.Copy !req
7. Do not click it.Copy !req
8. Once you've clicked it,
they're in your computer.Copy !req
9. They can see you.Copy !req
10. If they can see you,
they might choose you.Copy !req
11. And if they do, you die.Copy !req
12. In 24 hours, you're dead.Copy !req
13. For a while.Copy !req
14. People's souls are being
uploaded to the internet.Copy !req
15. Some people get stuck.Copy !req
16. Their minds,
their souls, trapped in the wi-fi.Copy !req
17. (ECHOING) [don't know where lam.Copy !req
18. Like echoes, like ghosts.
Sometimes you can hear their screams,Copy !req
19. on the radio,
on the telly or on the net.Copy !req
20. I don't know where I am.
I don't know where I am.Copy !req
21. - This is real. This is not a hoax...
Please help me.Copy !req
22. I don't know where I am.Copy !req
23. - ... or a joke...
- (SPEAKING JAPANESE)Copy !req
24. - ... or a story.
- I don't know where I am.Copy !req
25. This is real and I know that.Copy !req
26. (VOICE BREAKING)
'Cause I don't know where I am.Copy !req
27. Please.Copy !req
28. Please, if... If you can hear me...Copy !req
29. If you can hear me,
I don't know where I am.Copy !req
30. (OVERLAPPING)
I don't know where I am.Copy !req
31. Wake the Abbot,
the bells of Saint john are ringing.Copy !req
32. We must go to him.Copy !req
33. They call him the Mad Monk, don't they?Copy !req
34. They shouldn't.Copy !req
35. He's definitely not a monk.Copy !req
36. I'm sorry to intrude.Copy !req
37. The bells of Saint john are ringing.Copy !req
38. I'm going to need a horse.Copy !req
39. Is that her?Copy !req
40. The woman twice dead.Copy !req
41. And her final message.Copy !req
42. He has withdrawn to this place
of peace and solitudeCopy !req
43. that he might divine her meaning.Copy !req
44. If he truly is mad,Copy !req
45. then this is his madness.Copy !req
46. Angie? Is the internet working?Copy !req
47. I'm trying to phone the helpline,
they won't answer.Copy !req
48. - It's working for me.
- Can I use it when you're finished?Copy !req
49. More than one person can use
the internet at a time, Clara.Copy !req
50. - You doing your homework?
- Shut up, you're not my mum.Copy !req
51. And I'm not trying to be, okay?Copy !req
52. Right.Copy !req
53. Yes! Angie's probably fine on her own.
You could probably have the night off.Copy !req
54. I'm okay. I'll be upstairs trying
to figure out my computer.Copy !req
55. Anyway, the adverts are in.
So, hopefully, we'll find someone.Copy !req
56. I'm here as long as you need me.Copy !req
57. Good. Right.
Come on, Artie. Time to go.Copy !req
58. - What chapter are you on?
- Ten.Copy !req
59. (GASPS) Eleven is the best.
You'll cry your eyes out.Copy !req
60. Artie!Copy !req
61. Oh, come on! just answer.Copy !req
62. Just pick it up. Pick it up. Pick it up.
Pick it up. Pick it up.Copy !req
63. That is not supposed to happen.Copy !req
64. - Hello?
- Ah, hello! I can't find the internet.Copy !req
65. - Sorry?
- it's gone- The Internet.Copy !req
66. Can't find it anywhere. Where is it?Copy !req
67. - The internet?
- Ye.s, the Internet.Copy !req
68. Why don't I have the internet?Copy !req
69. It's 1207.Copy !req
70. I've got half past three.
Am I phoning a different time zone?Copy !req
71. Yeah, you really sort of are.Copy !req
72. - Will it show up on the bill?
- Oh, 1 dread to “fink.Copy !req
73. Listen, where did you get this number?Copy !req
74. The woman in the shop wrote it down.
It's a helpline, isn't it?Copy !req
75. She said it's the best helpline
out there. In the universe, she said.Copy !req
76. What woman? Who was she?Copy !req
77. I don't know. The woman in the shop.Copy !req
78. So, why isn't there internet?
Shouldn't it just sort of be there?Copy !req
79. Look, listen. I'm not actually...
This isn't...Copy !req
80. You have clicked on the wi-fi button,
haven't you?Copy !req
81. Hang on. Um...Copy !req
82. Wi-fi...Copy !req
83. Click on the wi-fi,
you'll see a list of names.Copy !req
84. - You see one you recognise...
- It's asking me for a password.Copy !req
85. Is it okay if I go and see Nina?Copy !req
86. - You can call her mum.
- Sure.Copy !req
87. Um, what's the password
for the internet?Copy !req
88. R-Y-C-B-A-R-1-2-3.Copy !req
89. - How am I supposed to remember that?
- (SIGHS)Copy !req
90. - Is it an evil spirit?
- It's a woman.Copy !req
91. Hang on. just a mo.Copy !req
92. Run you clever boy and remember...Copy !req
93. One...Copy !req
94. Run, you clever boy...Copy !req
95. Two...Copy !req
96. and remember.Copy !req
97. - Three...
- What did you say?Copy !req
98. Don't shout!Copy !req
99. Now you made me type it wrong.
It's thrown me out again.Copy !req
100. What do I do? How do I get back in?Copy !req
101. It's just a, um,
a thing to remember the password,Copy !req
102. "run you clever boy and remember".Copy !req
103. - (PEOPLE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
- Hang on.Copy !req
104. - (BANGING ON DOOR)
- Hello, yes!Copy !req
105. - (DOORBELL RINGING CONTINUOUSLY)
- I hear you!Copy !req
106. Yep!Copy !req
107. Uh-huh!Copy !req
108. Hello?Copy !req
109. (PANTING) Clara.Copy !req
110. Clara Oswald?Copy !req
111. - Hello.
- Clara Oswin Oswald!Copy !req
112. Just Clara Oswald.
What was that middle one?Copy !req
113. Do you remember me?Copy !req
114. - No. Should I? Who are you?
- The Doctor.Copy !req
115. No? The Doctor?Copy !req
116. - Doctor who?
- No, just The Doctor.Copy !req
117. Actually, sorry.Copy !req
118. - Could you just ask me that again?
- Could I what?Copy !req
119. Could you just ask me
that question again?Copy !req
120. Doctor who?Copy !req
121. - Okay, just once more.
- Doctor who?Copy !req
122. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
123. Ooh...Copy !req
124. Do you know, I never realise how much
I enjoy hearing that said out loud.Copy !req
125. - Thank you.
- Okay.Copy !req
126. Hey! No! Clara!Copy !req
127. Please! Clara, I need to talk to you!Copy !req
128. Listen! Please!Copy !req
129. Clara Oswald.Copy !req
130. We've got a positive lock on her
but I think she's borderline.Copy !req
131. Very clever but no computer skills.Copy !req
132. Upload her anyway.
Splice her a computer skills package.Copy !req
133. I'll activate a spoonhead.Copy !req
134. Alexei, we call them servers,
not spoonheads.Copy !req
135. Sorry, Miss Kizlet.Copy !req
136. I'm ever so fond of Alexei.Copy !req
137. But my conscience says
we should probably kill him.Copy !req
138. I'll inform HR.Copy !req
139. Actually, he's about to go on holiday.Copy !req
140. Kill him when he gets back.
Let's not be unreasonable.Copy !req
141. Didn't you want to speak to me?Copy !req
142. We're uploading
too many people too quickly,Copy !req
143. we're going to get noticed.Copy !req
144. If your conscience is bothering you,
think of it like this.Copy !req
145. We're preserving living minds
in permanent form in the data cloud.Copy !req
146. It's like immortality.Copy !req
147. - Only fatal.
- My conscience is fine.Copy !req
148. Good. Because our client has his needs.Copy !req
149. Did you just hack me?Copy !req
150. Because you changed your mind?Copy !req
151. I hope I did.Copy !req
152. Please!
I just need to speak to you.Copy !req
153. Why are you still here?
Why are you here at all?Copy !req
154. Oi, you phoned me.
You were looking for the internet.Copy !req
155. - That was you?
- Of course it was me.Copy !req
156. How did you get here so fast?Copy !req
157. I just happened to be
in the neighbourhoodCopy !req
158. on my mobile phone!Copy !req
159. When you say "mobile phone",
why did you point at that blue box?Copy !req
160. Because it's a surprisingly
accurate description.Copy !req
161. Okay. We're finished now.Copy !req
162. Oi, no! Look...Copy !req
163. Angie?Copy !req
164. Angie, are you upstairs?Copy !req
165. Angie, are you still here?Copy !req
166. Hello.Copy !req
167. Hello.Copy !req
168. Are you a friend of Angie's?Copy !req
169. I'm a friend of Angie's.Copy !req
170. What were you doing upstairs?Copy !req
171. I was upstairs.Copy !req
172. I know you, don't I?Copy !req
173. You know me. Don't you?Copy !req
174. Right! Don't be a monk!Copy !req
175. Monks are not cool!Copy !req
176. Ah!Copy !req
177. Ha! Clara! (KNOCKING)Copy !req
178. - Clara?
- Hello?Copy !req
179. (CHUCKLES) See, look it's me.Copy !req
180. De-monked. Sensible clothes.Copy !req
181. Um, can I come in now?Copy !req
182. - I don't understand.
- Could you just open the door?Copy !req
183. I don't know...Copy !req
184. Of course you can.Copy !req
185. where I am.Copy !req
186. I don't know where I am!Copy !req
187. Where am I?Copy !req
188. Please tell me where I am.
I don't know where I am!Copy !req
189. - (SONIC SCREWDRIVER WHIRRING)
- I don't know where I am!Copy !req
190. - ] don't know where I am.
- Clara!Copy !req
191. - Clara?
- (BREATHING HEAVILY)Copy !req
192. (PANICKED)
I don't know where I am.Copy !req
193. I don't know where I am!Copy !req
194. I don't understand.
I don't know where I am.Copy !req
195. I don't know where I am.
I don't understand.Copy !req
196. I don't know where I am!Copy !req
197. (PANTING) Where am I?Copy !req
198. I don't know where I am.Copy !req
199. - (WHIRRING)
- I don't know where I am.Copy !req
200. I don't know where I am.Copy !req
201. I've got a problem.Copy !req
202. Walking base station.Copy !req
203. Walking wi-fi base station.
Hoovering up data,Copy !req
204. hoovering up people!Copy !req
205. Oh, no, you don't!Copy !req
206. Oh, no, you don't.Copy !req
207. Looks like someone's trying
to reverse an upload.Copy !req
208. Is that possible?Copy !req
209. If the upload isn't fully
integrated yet. In theory, yes.Copy !req
210. Oh, my God.Copy !req
211. Oh,no,no,no,no, no.Copy !req
212. Not this time, Clara. I promise you.Copy !req
213. Can you stop this?Copy !req
214. No.Copy !req
215. - (COUGHING)
- Okay.Copy !req
216. It's okay. It's okay.
You're fine. You're back.Copy !req
217. Yes, you are.Copy !req
218. Oh, yes, you are.Copy !req
219. Well?Copy !req
220. Our hacker sent us a message.Copy !req
221. I assume
he's talking about the girl.Copy !req
222. Get out.Copy !req
223. I have to speak to the client.Copy !req
224. Sir.Copy !req
225. The one you told me about, he's here.Copy !req
226. The Doctor is here.Copy !req
227. Ha.Copy !req
228. Mmm.Copy !req
229. Mmm.Copy !req
230. Hello?Copy !req
231. Hello!Copy !req
232. Are you all right?Copy !req
233. - I'm in bed.
- Yes.Copy !req
234. - I don't remember going.
- No.Copy !req
235. - What did I miss?
- Oh!Copy !req
236. Quite a lot, actually. Uh...Copy !req
237. Angie called.Copy !req
238. She'd going to stay over at Nina's.
Apparently that's all completely fineCopy !req
239. and you shouldn't worry
like you always do,Copy !req
240. for God's sake, get off her back.Copy !req
241. Also, your dad phoned.Copy !req
242. Mainly about the government,
he seems very cross with them.Copy !req
243. I've got several pages on that.
I said I'd look into it.Copy !req
244. I fixed that rattling noise
in the washing machine,Copy !req
245. indexed the kitchen cupboards,Copy !req
246. optimised the photosynthesis
in the main flower bedCopy !req
247. - and assembled the quadricycle.
- Assembled the what?Copy !req
248. I found a disassembled quadricycle
in the garage.Copy !req
249. I don't think you did.Copy !req
250. I invented the quadricycle!Copy !req
251. What happened to me?Copy !req
252. Don't you remember?Copy !req
253. I was scared. Really scared.Copy !req
254. Didn't know where I was.Copy !req
255. - Do you know now?
- Yes.Copy !req
256. Well, then, you should go to sleep.Copy !req
257. Because you're safe now, I promise.Copy !req
258. Goodnight, Clara.Copy !req
259. - Are you guarding me?
- Well, yes.Copy !req
260. Yes, I am.Copy !req
261. Are you seriously going to
sit down there all night?Copy !req
262. Yeah, I promise.
I won't budge from this spot.Copy !req
263. Well, then, I'll have to come to you.Copy !req
264. Eh?Copy !req
265. - I take it the girl's inside and alive?
- Yes.Copy !req
266. Alexei.Copy !req
267. I need you to do
something creative about that.Copy !req
268. - I like your house.
- It isn't mine.Copy !req
269. - I'm a friend of the family.
- You look after the kids.Copy !req
270. Oh, yes. You're a governess, aren't you?
just like...Copy !req
271. just like what?Copy !req
272. Just like...
I thought you probably would be.Copy !req
273. Are you gonna explain
what happened to me?Copy !req
274. There's something in the wi-fi.Copy !req
275. - Okay.
- This whole world is swimming in wi-fi.Copy !req
276. We're living in a wi-fi soup.
Suppose something got inside it.Copy !req
277. Suppose there was something
living in the wi-fi,Copy !req
278. harvesting human minds, extracting them.Copy !req
279. Imagine that.Copy !req
280. Human souls trapped like flies
in the World Wide Web.Copy !req
281. Stuck forever.Copy !req
282. Crying out for help.Copy !req
283. Isn't that basically Twitter?Copy !req
284. - What was that face for?
- A computer can hack another computer.Copy !req
285. A living, sentient computer...Copy !req
286. Maybe that could hack people,
edit them, re-write them.Copy !req
287. - Why would you say that?
- Because a few hours ago,Copy !req
288. you knew nothing about the internet.Copy !req
289. - And you just made a joke about Twitter.
- Oh.Copy !req
290. Uh'.!Copy !req
291. Oh, that's weird.Copy !req
292. I know all about computers now
in my head.Copy !req
293. Where did all that come from?Copy !req
294. You were uploaded for a while.Copy !req
295. Wherever you were,
you brought something extra back.Copy !req
296. Which I very much doubt
you're going to be allowed to keep.Copy !req
297. You and me, inside that box now.Copy !req
298. - I'm sorry?
- Look, just get inside.Copy !req
299. - Both of us?
- Trust me.Copy !req
300. - You'll understand once we're in there.
- I bet I will!Copy !req
301. - Look, please...
- What is that box, anyway?Copy !req
302. - Why have you got a box?
- Clara?Copy !req
303. Is it like a snogging booth?Copy !req
304. - A what?
- Is that what you do? You bring a booth.Copy !req
305. There's such a thing as too keen.Copy !req
306. Clara, look around you.Copy !req
307. What's going on?Copy !req
308. What's happening?
Is the wi-fi switching on the lights?Copy !req
309. No, the people
are switching on the lights.Copy !req
310. The wi-fi's switching on the people.Copy !req
311. What is that thing?Copy !req
312. A walking base station.
You saw one earlier.Copy !req
313. I saw a little girl.Copy !req
314. They must have taken
an image from your subconscious,Copy !req
315. thrown it back at you. Ah!Copy !req
316. Active camouflage.Copy !req
317. They could be everywhere.Copy !req
318. Doctor? Doctor.Copy !req
319. What's going on?Copy !req
320. Do we need another
London-wide activation?Copy !req
321. We can't always pass it off as a riot.Copy !req
322. Our lights are on,
everybody else's off. Why?Copy !req
323. Some planes have wi-fi.Copy !req
324. I'm sorry?Copy !req
325. We must be one hell
of a target right now.Copy !req
326. You, me, box. Now!Copy !req
327. Yes, it's a spaceship!
Yes, it's bigger on the inside!Copy !req
328. No, I don't have time to talk about it!Copy !req
329. But... But...Copy !req
330. - But... But it's...
- Shut up.Copy !req
331. Please, short hops are difficult.Copy !req
332. - Bigger on the inside. Actually bigger.
- (TARDIS WHOOSHING)Copy !req
333. - Right, come on!
- We're going to go back out there?Copy !req
334. We've moved.
It's a spaceship. We flew away.Copy !req
335. - Away from the plane?
- Not exactly.Copy !req
336. (GASPS) How did we get here?Copy !req
337. It's a ship! I told you!Copy !req
338. It's all very stretchy!Copy !req
339. Is this is the plane? The actual plane?
Are they all dead?Copy !req
340. (GRUNTS)
Asleep. Switched off by the wi-fi.Copy !req
341. Never mind them.Copy !req
342. What is going on? Is this real?Copy !req
343. Please tell me what is happening!Copy !req
344. I'm the Doctor.
I'm an alien from outer space.Copy !req
345. I'm a thousand years old,
I've got two heartsCopy !req
346. and I can't fly a plane! Can you?Copy !req
347. - No.
- Oh, fine.Copy !req
348. Well, let's do it together.Copy !req
349. Whoo!Copy !req
350. Uh'.!Copy !req
351. Would a victory roll be too showy-offy?Copy !req
352. - What the hell's going on?
- Well,Copy !req
353. I'm blocking your wi-fi.
So you're waking up, for a start.Copy !req
354. Tell you what, do you want to drive?Copy !req
355. I don't understand. What's happened?Copy !req
356. That box. Where's it gone?Copy !req
357. Find that box!Copy !req
358. Okay. When are you going to explain
to me what the hell is going on?Copy !req
359. - Breakfast.
- (THUD)Copy !req
360. - Right.
- What? I ain't waiting till breakfast.Copy !req
361. It's a time machine.
You never have to wait for breakfast.Copy !req
362. Thank you! Thank you!Copy !req
363. - (APPLAUSE)
- Yes, magic blue box.Copy !req
364. All donations gratefully accepted.
Roll up! Roll up! Give us your dosh.Copy !req
365. Oh, pennies, pounds,
anything you've got.Copy !req
366. Keep collecting.
We need enough for breakfast.Copy !req
367. Just popping back to the garage.Copy !req
368. Garage?Copy !req
369. This way.Copy !req
370. So... So, this is tomorrow, then?
Tomorrow's come early.Copy !req
371. No. It came at the usual time,
we just took a short cut.Copy !req
372. - (CROWD APPLAUDS)
- Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
373. Tomorrow, a camel!Copy !req
374. Clara.Copy !req
375. What's happening?Copy !req
376. Blue box. South bank.Copy !req
377. Definitely wasn't there
five minutes ago.Copy !req
378. Are we sure this time?
Earl's Court was an embarrassment.Copy !req
379. If you've got a flying time machine,
why are we on a motorbike?Copy !req
380. I don't take the Tardis into battle.Copy !req
381. Because it's made of wood?Copy !req
382. Because it's the most powerful ship
in the universeCopy !req
383. and I don't want it falling
into the wrong hands.Copy !req
384. Ah! Okay!Copy !req
385. I do love London.Copy !req
386. So many cameras.Copy !req
387. So if we can travel anywhere
in time and space,Copy !req
388. why did we travel to the morning?
What's the point in that?Copy !req
389. Whoever's after us has spent
the whole night looking for us.Copy !req
390. - Are you tired?
- Yes.Copy !req
391. Well, then imagine how they feel.
They came the long way round.Copy !req
392. They've got to be close.Copy !req
393. Definitely London,
going by the signal distribution.Copy !req
394. I can hack the lowest level
of their operating systemCopy !req
395. but I can't establish
a physical location,Copy !req
396. their security's too good.Copy !req
397. - Are you an alien?
- I am.Copy !req
398. - Yes, okay with that?
- Fine, yeah.Copy !req
399. - I think I'm fine.
- Oh, good.Copy !req
400. So, what happens if you do find them?
What happens then?Copy !req
401. I don't know. I can't tell the future,
I just work there.Copy !req
402. - You don't have a plan?
- Oh, you know what I always sayCopy !req
403. - a bout plans.
- What?Copy !req
404. - I don't have one.
- People always have plans.Copy !req
405. Yes. Yes, I suppose they do.Copy !req
406. So, tell me, how long have you been
looking after those kids?Copy !req
407. - About a year. Since their mum died.
- Okay.Copy !req
408. Why you?Copy !req
409. Family friend, I get that,
but there must have been others.Copy !req
410. Why did it have to be you?Copy !req
411. I mean, you don't
really seem like a nanny.Copy !req
412. - Give me.
- Ha!Copy !req
413. Sorry. What?Copy !req
414. You need to know
where they physically are,Copy !req
415. - their exact location?
- Yes.Copy !req
416. - I can do it.
- Oi, hang on. I need that.Copy !req
417. You hacked the lower
operating system, yeah?Copy !req
418. I'll have their physical location
in under five minutes.Copy !req
419. Pop off and get us a coffee.Copy !req
420. If I can't find them,
you definitely can't.Copy !req
421. They uploaded me, remember?
I got computing stuff in my head.Copy !req
422. - So do I.
- I have insane hacking skills.Copy !req
423. I'm from space and the future
with two hearts and...Copy !req
424. 27 brains.Copy !req
425. And I can find them
in under five minutes plus photographs.Copy !req
426. - Twenty-seve n?
- Okay.Copy !req
427. - Slight exaggeration.
- Coffee. Go get.Copy !req
428. Five minutes. I promise.Copy !req
429. - The security is absolute.
- It's never about the security.Copy !req
430. It's about the people.Copy !req
431. Why do you keep looking at me like that?Copy !req
432. Sorry, no, it's nothing. It's just...
You're a nanny. Isn't that a bit, well,Copy !req
433. - Victoria n?
- Victoria n?Copy !req
434. You're young, shouldn't you be doing,
you know, with the...Copy !req
435. (STUTTERS) Young things with...Copy !req
436. - young people.
- What, you mean like you, for instance?Copy !req
437. - Down, boy.
- No, no.Copy !req
438. I didn't... Oh, shut up!Copy !req
439. (GASPS) Shh...Copy !req
440. Ooh!Copy !req
441. Two more cappuccinos over there, please.Copy !req
442. (ITALIAN ACCENT) One moment, sir.Copy !req
443. (BRITISH ACCENT) You realise
you haven't the slightest chanceCopy !req
444. of saving your little friend?Copy !req
445. I'm sorry, what?Copy !req
446. (ITALIAN ACCENT)
I said, "One moment, sir."Copy !req
447. - (ENERGY PULSATES)
- (BRITISH ACCENT) I said,Copy !req
448. "There is not the slightest chance
that you can save your little friend."Copy !req
449. And don't annoy the old man,
he isn't, in fact, speaking.Copy !req
450. - (ENERGY PULSATES)
- I'm speaking.Copy !req
451. Just using whatever's to hand.Copy !req
452. Oh, she's rather pretty, isn't she?
Do you like her?Copy !req
453. I can make her like you, too,
if you want.Copy !req
454. You all right, sir?Copy !req
455. Um, yes.Copy !req
456. Yes. Fine.Copy !req
457. - You okay?
- Sure. Setting up stuff.Copy !req
458. - Need a username.
- Learning fast.Copy !req
459. Clara Oswald for the win. Oswin!Copy !req
460. You could always call me Oswin,
seeing as that's my name.Copy !req
461. Now, I want
you to take a look around.Copy !req
462. Go on. Have a little stroll.Copy !req
463. And see how impossible
your situation is.Copy !req
464. Go on. Take a look.Copy !req
465. I do love showing off.Copy !req
466. just let me show you what control
of the wi-fi can do for one.Copy !req
467. Stop!
- Stop!Copy !req
468. I saw what you can do last night.Copy !req
469. And clear!Copy !req
470. ENERGY PULSATES)
- We can hack anyone in the wi-fiCopy !req
471. once they've been exposed long enough.Copy !req
472. So there's one of your walking
base stations here, somewhere close?Copy !req
473. - There 's...
- ... always someone close.Copy !req
474. We've released thousands into the world.Copy !req
475. They home in on the wi-fi
like rats sniffing cheese.Copy !req
476. There's something up with the webcams.Copy !req
477. I don't know who you are
or why you are doing thisCopy !req
478. but the people of this world
will not be harmed.Copy !req
479. They will not be controlled!
They will not be...Copy !req
480. - The people of this world are in no...
- ... danger whatsoever.Copy !req
481. My client requires a steady diet
of living human minds.Copy !req
482. Healthy, free-range human minds.Copy !req
483. He loves and cares for humanity.
In fact, he can't get enough of it.Copy !req
484. It's obscene.Copy !req
485. - Yes murder.
- It's life.Copy !req
486. The farmer tends his flock
like a loving parent.Copy !req
487. The abattoir is not a contradiction.Copy !req
488. No one loves cattle
more than Burger King.Copy !req
489. I'm sure of it. Someone's hacking
the webcams, all of them.Copy !req
490. Everybody check your webcams.Copy !req
491. But what would be the point,
taking mugshots of us lot?Copy !req
492. Who's on Facebook?Copy !req
493. Uh, Bebo, MySpace? Habbo?Copy !req
494. Put your hands down
if you didn't mention where you work.Copy !req
495. This ends.Copy !req
496. I'm going to end this today.Copy !req
497. How? You don't even know...Copy !req
498. where we are.Copy !req
499. Who's doing this? Who is your client?Copy !req
500. Hmm? Answer me.Copy !req
501. Miss Kizlet, we have a problem.Copy !req
502. I did it. I really did!Copy !req
503. I did it. I did it. I found them.Copy !req
504. - You found them?
- The Shard.Copy !req
505. They're in the Shard, floor 65.Copy !req
506. - Floor 65.
- Are you listening to me, Doctor?Copy !req
507. - I found them.
- I'm listening to you. You found them.Copy !req
508. We've got her.
This time we've really got her.Copy !req
509. Clara? Clara!Copy !req
510. CLARA". Doctor? Doctor, help me.Copy !req
511. I... I don't know where I am.Copy !req
512. I don't understand.Copy !req
513. Doctor, help me, please.Copy !req
514. I don't know where I am.
I don't know where I am!Copy !req
515. I don't know where I am.Copy !req
516. Doctor, please.
Please help me. Please help me!Copy !req
517. I don't know where I am.
I don't know where I am.Copy !req
518. - (WHIRRING)
- Doctor, help me.Copy !req
519. I don't know where I am.Copy !req
520. Should we pulp her
or keep her as a hostage?Copy !req
521. There's no point.
She's fully integrated now.Copy !req
522. She can't be downloaded again.
I'm sure he knows that.Copy !req
523. I'm not sure he does.Copy !req
524. He's coming.Copy !req
525. We could stop him, I suppose.Copy !req
526. Why bother? Might be quite funny.Copy !req
527. Really, Doctor? A motorbike?Copy !req
528. It hardly seems like you.Copy !req
529. I rode this
in the Anti-Grav Olympics, 2074.Copy !req
530. I came last.Copy !req
531. The building is in lockdown.
I'm afraid you're not coming in.Copy !req
532. Did you even hear the word "Anti-Grav"?Copy !req
533. Seriously, he can do that?Copy !req
534. He can really actually do that?Copy !req
535. - Oh...
- ... dear...Copy !req
536. Lord.Copy !req
537. I think that was your office.Copy !req
538. - (MOTORBIKE REVVING)
- Excuse me.Copy !req
539. I believe there's someone to see me.Copy !req
540. Do come in.Copy !req
541. Download her.Copy !req
542. Sorry about the draught.Copy !req
543. Download her back into her body
right now.Copy !req
544. - I can't.
- Yes, you can.Copy !req
545. She's a fully integrated part
of the data cloud now,Copy !req
546. she can't be separated.Copy !req
547. Then download the entire cloud,
everyone you've trapped in there.Copy !req
548. You realise what would happen?Copy !req
549. Yes, those still with bodies
to go home to would be free.Copy !req
550. A tiny number.Copy !req
551. Most would simply die.Copy !req
552. They'd be released from a living hell.Copy !req
553. It's the best you can do for them.
So give the order.Copy !req
554. - And why would I do that?
- 'Cause I'm going to motivate you.Copy !req
555. Any second now.Copy !req
556. You ridiculous man.Copy !req
557. Why did you even come here?
Whatever for?Copy !req
558. I didn't.Copy !req
559. - What?
- I'm still in the café.Copy !req
560. I'm finishing my coffee.Copy !req
561. Lovely spot.Copy !req
562. What are you talking about?Copy !req
563. You hack people. But me...Copy !req
564. I'm old-fashioned.Copy !req
565. I hack technology.Copy !req
566. Here's your motivation.Copy !req
567. No!Copy !req
568. No!Copy !req
569. - (ELECTRONIC BEEPING)
Not me!Copy !req
570. Not me!Copy !req
571. Put me back. Put me back!Copy !req
572. Can anybody hear me?
Where am I?Copy !req
573. Download me at once!Copy !req
574. That is an order. That is an order!Copy !req
575. Mahler, she's fully integrated now.Copy !req
576. We'd have to download the entire cloud.Copy !req
577. - We can't do that.
- No, we can't.Copy !req
578. Download me!Copy !req
579. Download me!Copy !req
580. Do what she says.Copy !req
581. (MURMURING) Mmm. Doctor?Copy !req
582. Doctor?Copy !req
583. Doctor!Copy !req
584. You have no right to be in this officeCopy !req
585. and I am demanding
that you leave at once!Copy !req
586. This building
is under UNIT'S control.Copy !req
587. What is UNIT? I've never heard of UNIT.Copy !req
588. I suggest you calm down, sir.Copy !req
589. UNIT are here.
Friends of the Doctor, I presume?Copy !req
590. Oh, old friends. Very old friends.Copy !req
591. Then I appear to have failed you,
Great Intelligence.Copy !req
592. I have feasted on many minds,
I have grown.Copy !req
593. But now it is time for you to reduce.Copy !req
594. You've been whispering
in my ear so longCopy !req
595. I'm not sure I remember
what I was before.Copy !req
596. Goodbye, Miss Kizlet.Copy !req
597. Where am I?
- (ALL TALKING AT ONCE, IN DISTINCT)Copy !req
598. (PANTING) I'm sorry.Copy !req
599. Where am I? What am I doing here?Copy !req
600. Are you soldiers? Uh, what's happening?Copy !req
601. How did I get here?
- Excuse me, where are the toilets?Copy !req
602. - The toilets?
- I'm here to fix the toilets, the gents.Copy !req
603. How long have I been here?Copy !req
604. Stay where you are!Copy !req
605. Ma'am, identify yourself.Copy !req
606. Where are my Mummy and Daddy?Copy !req
607. They said they wouldn't be long.Copy !req
608. Are they coming back?Copy !req
609. Come in!Copy !req
610. So... he comes back, does he?Copy !req
611. You didn't answer my question.Copy !req
612. What question?Copy !req
613. You don't seem like a nanny.Copy !req
614. I was going to travel.Copy !req
615. I came to stay for a week before I left
and during that week...Copy !req
616. She died.Copy !req
617. So you're returning a favour then.Copy !req
618. But 101 places to seeCopy !req
619. and you haven't been to any of them,
have you?Copy !req
620. That's why you keep the book.Copy !req
621. I keep the book...Copy !req
622. because I'm still going.Copy !req
623. But you don't run out on the people
you care about.Copy !req
624. Wish I was more like that.Copy !req
625. You know,Copy !req
626. the thing about a time machine,Copy !req
627. you can run away all you like
and still be home in time for tea.Copy !req
628. So what do you say?Copy !req
629. Anywhere.Copy !req
630. All of time and space
right outside those doors.Copy !req
631. - Does this work? (LAUGHING)
- Eh?Copy !req
632. Is this actually what you do?
Do you just crook your fingerCopy !req
633. and people just jump
in your snog box and fly away?Copy !req
634. - It is not a snog box!
- I'll be the judge of that.Copy !req
635. Starting when?Copy !req
636. Come back tomorrow. Ask me again.Copy !req
637. - Why?
- Because tomorrow I might say yes.Copy !req
638. Sometime after 7:00 okay for you?Copy !req
639. It's a time machine.Copy !req
640. - Any time's okay.
- See you then.Copy !req
641. - Clara?
- Uh-huh?Copy !req
642. In your book, there was a leaf.Copy !req
643. Why?Copy !req
644. That wasn't a leaf.Copy !req
645. That was page one.Copy !req
646. It was...Copy !req
647. Right, then, Clara Oswald.Copy !req
648. Time to find out who you are.Copy !req
649. - What do you want to see?
- Something awesome.Copy !req
650. Akhaten.
- Can we see it? Up close?Copy !req
651. 'Uh!
'You Okay?Copy !req
652. - Have you seen her?
- Who?Copy !req
653. - I'm Merry Galel.
- (SCREAMING)Copy !req
654. The Queen of Years.
I'm the vessel of our history.Copy !req
655. - (GAS PS)
What's happening?Copy !req
656. Is that supposed to happen?Copy !req
657. - Doctor!
- Don't walk away.Copy !req
658. Merry!Copy !req
659. Stay back! I'm armed!
With a screwdriver.Copy !req
660. DOCTOR". Grandfather's awake.Copy !req
661. You have it all!Copy !req