1. Bye, then. Lovely meeting you.
Sorry about the mess!Copy !req
2. Whoa!Copy !req
3. You think I'd just let you leave
without me, huh?Copy !req
4. After what we've just been through?Copy !req
5. Yeah, but you've got the Egyptian people
to rule, Queen Nefertiti,Copy !req
6. they'll need reassuring after that
weapon-bearing giant alien locust attackCopy !req
7. we just stopped rather brilliantly...Copy !req
8. - (CLOWN HORN SOUNDS)
- Oh, dear!Copy !req
9. Sorry, I've got it set to Temporal
News... Ooh, that's interesting.Copy !req
10. - Oh, what is?
- Nothing, not interesting, not at...Copy !req
11. Ooh-whoo! Never been there, excited!Copy !req
12. You're not coming!Copy !req
13. Craft size, approximately 10 million
square kilometres.Copy !req
14. A ship the size of Canada
coming at Earth very fast.Copy !req
15. Any signs of life?Copy !req
16. We sent up a drone craft.
It took these readings.Copy !req
17. Crikey Charlie! Look at that!Copy !req
18. Oh, I know somebody who'd love
a look at that.Copy !req
19. And the Ponds, we mustn't forget
the Ponds, Nefi.Copy !req
20. Haven't seen them in ages. I'm riffing.
People usually stop me when I'm riffing.Copy !req
21. Or carry on without me.
That's also an option.Copy !req
22. - Can you communicate with this craft?
- She's with me.Copy !req
23. Good question, Nefi.Copy !req
24. No. No response on any channel,
in any recognised language.Copy !req
25. If it comes within 10,000 kilometres
of Earth,Copy !req
26. we send up missiles.Copy !req
27. Oh, Indira. I liked you
before you said missiles.Copy !req
28. How long till the ship gets that close?Copy !req
29. Six hours, 19 minutes.Copy !req
30. Right. Better get a shift on, then.Copy !req
31. Leave it with us. Come on then, Nefi.
We're going to need help.Copy !req
32. - More stew.
- Where have you been, man?Copy !req
33. Seven months. You said
you were popping out for some liquorice.Copy !req
34. I had two very disappointed dancers
on my hands.Copy !req
35. Not that I couldn't manage.Copy !req
36. Riddell, listen. I found... well...Copy !req
37. something.Copy !req
38. No, no, no, no, no, no.
I shan't fall for that again.Copy !req
39. - What is it?
- I have no idea.Copy !req
40. Do you want to find out?Copy !req
41. - I think it's the fitting.
- Dad, it's not the fitting,Copy !req
42. it just need a new bulb.Copy !req
43. - You're wobbling the ladder.
- I'm not.Copy !req
44. I don't want another loft incident.Copy !req
45. - How is my side, Brian?
- Perfect, as ever, Amy.Copy !req
46. Thank you, Brian.Copy !req
47. I don't know what he said to you
to make you marry him.Copy !req
48. But he's a lucky man.Copy !req
49. Not here, not now.Copy !req
50. You leave the back door open?Copy !req
51. - What is he doing?
- I'm going to kill him.Copy !req
52. Hello, you weren't busy, were you?Copy !req
53. Well, even if you were,
it wasn't as interesting as this...Copy !req
54. probably is.Copy !req
55. Didn't want you to miss it.
Now, just a quick hop.Copy !req
56. Everybody grab a torch.Copy !req
57. Spiders.Copy !req
58. We don't normally get spiders in space.Copy !req
59. What the...Copy !req
60. Don't move!Copy !req
61. Do you really think I'm that stupid,
I wouldn't notice?Copy !req
62. How did you get aboard, hey? Transmat?Copy !req
63. - Who sent you?
- Doctor... (CLEARS THROAT)Copy !req
64. That's my dad.Copy !req
65. - Well, frankly, that's outrageous.
- What?Copy !req
66. You think you can just bring
your dad along without asking?Copy !req
67. - I'm not a taxi service, you know.
- You materialised around us!Copy !req
68. Oh. Well, that's fine then.
My mistake. Hello, Brian.Copy !req
69. How are you? Nice to meet you. Welcome.Copy !req
70. Welcome. This is the gang.
I've got a gang.Copy !req
71. Yes. Come on, then, everyone.Copy !req
72. - Tell him something, quick.
- Yes. Thank you.Copy !req
73. I'm not entirely sure what's going on.Copy !req
74. You know when Amy and I first got
married and we went travelling...Copy !req
75. - To Thailand.
- More the entirety of space and time.Copy !req
76. In that police box.Copy !req
77. All right, where are we?
What is that noise?Copy !req
78. And hello, 10 months!Copy !req
79. Orbiting Earth. Well, I say orbiting.
More like pre-crashing.Copy !req
80. On a spaceship. Don't know.
And hello, Pond.Copy !req
81. Ten months.Copy !req
82. Time flies. Never really understood
that phrase.Copy !req
83. This is Nefi. This is Riddell.
They're with me.Copy !req
84. With you? What, they're "with" you?Copy !req
85. Are they the new us?
Is that why we haven't seen you?Copy !req
86. No, they're just people.
They're not Ponds.Copy !req
87. I thought we might need a gang.
Not really had a gang before.Copy !req
88. It's new.Copy !req
89. - It's coming down.
- What is it?Copy !req
90. No idea.Copy !req
91. Not possible.Copy !req
92. Run!Copy !req
93. - Doctor!
- I know.Copy !req
94. Dinosaurs, on a spaceship!Copy !req
95. In here!Copy !req
96. Oh, dear. Ohhh!Copy !req
97. I can take one of them.Copy !req
98. Short blow up in the throat.Copy !req
99. Or not. We just found dinosaurs.
In space! We need to preserve them.Copy !req
100. - And who's going to preserve us?
- Shh!Copy !req
101. Okay, so... how? And whose ship?Copy !req
102. DOCTOR". Well, there's so much
to discover.Copy !req
103. Think how much wiser we'll be
by the end of all this.Copy !req
104. Sorry. Sorry.Copy !req
105. Are you saying dinosaurs
are flying a spaceship?Copy !req
106. Brian, please. That would be ridiculous.
They're probably just passengers.Copy !req
107. - Did I mention missiles?
- Missiles?Copy !req
108. Didn't want to worry you.
Anyway, six hours is a lifetime.Copy !req
109. Not literally a lifetime.
That's what we're trying to avoid.Copy !req
110. And we're all really clever. Ooh.Copy !req
111. Let's see what we can find out.Copy !req
112. Come on.Copy !req
113. Ugh...Copy !req
114. How many dinosaurs do you think
are on here?Copy !req
115. Oh, well done, whoever you are.Copy !req
116. Looking for engines.Copy !req
117. Thank you, computer. Look at that.Copy !req
118. Different sections
have different engines,Copy !req
119. but these look like
the primary clusters.Copy !req
120. Where are we now, computer?
We need to get down to these engines.Copy !req
121. - What happened?
- Oh, great.Copy !req
122. Find out...Copy !req
123. What?Copy !req
124. We're outside. We're on a beach.Copy !req
125. Teleport... Oh, I hate teleports!Copy !req
126. - Must have activated on my voice.
- Ah, yes.Copy !req
127. Well, thank you, Arthur C Clarke.Copy !req
128. Teleport, obviously. I mean,
we're on a spaceship with dinosaurs.Copy !req
129. Why wouldn't there be a teleport?
In fact, why don't we just teleport now?Copy !req
130. - Is he all right?
- No, he hates travelling.Copy !req
131. It makes him really anxious.
He only goes to the paper shop and golf.Copy !req
132. What did you bring him for?Copy !req
133. I didn't! Why can't you just phone ahead
like any normal person?Copy !req
134. Somebody tell me where we are. Now!Copy !req
135. Well, it's not Earth.Copy !req
136. Doesn't taste right. Too metallic.Copy !req
137. - (SQUAWKING)
- Is that a kestrel?Copy !req
138. I do hope so.Copy !req
139. - The beach is humming.
- Is it?Copy !req
140. Oh, yes. Well, don't just stand there,
you two. Dig!Copy !req
141. I'm going to look at rocks.Copy !req
142. - Love a rock.
- Dig with what?Copy !req
143. Ah! Well.Copy !req
144. - Did you just have that on you?
- Course.Copy !req
145. What sort of a man doesn't carry
a trowel?Copy !req
146. - Put it on your Christmas list.
- Dad, I'm 31.Copy !req
147. - I don't have a Christmas list any more.
- I do!Copy !req
148. There's a floor under this beach.Copy !req
149. Doctor!Copy !req
150. Doctor!Copy !req
151. Did you hear that?Copy !req
152. Did you hear what he called him?
Doctor.Copy !req
153. After all this time.Copy !req
154. - Doctor!
- Bring them to me.Copy !req
155. Doctor!Copy !req
156. There are clearly more than
just two of these creatures.Copy !req
157. Hey, put that away. I need you sober.Copy !req
158. It's medicinal.Copy !req
159. And I don't take orders from females.Copy !req
160. Then learn.Copy !req
161. Any man who speaks to me that way,
I execute.Copy !req
162. You're very welcome to try.Copy !req
163. Sorry, what was your name again?Copy !req
164. Lady of the Two Lands,Copy !req
165. wife of the great King Amenhotep.Copy !req
166. Queen Nefertiti of Egypt.Copy !req
167. - I'll be damned.
- Oh, my God. Queen Nefertiti?Copy !req
168. I learned all about you at school.
You're awesome. Big fan. High five.Copy !req
169. Yeah, a bit behind on that.Copy !req
170. - You're really famous.
- Shh! Listen.Copy !req
171. Okay.Copy !req
172. At a guess, T. vex.Copy !req
173. Not yet full size.
We're in the middle of a dinosaur nest.Copy !req
174. I propose a retreat.Copy !req
175. - Perhaps forwards.
- Ag reed.Copy !req
176. Just don't wake the baby.Copy !req
177. Oh, my God.Copy !req
178. Who are you, anyway?Copy !req
179. John Riddell. Big game hunter
in the African plains.Copy !req
180. - I'm sure you've heard of me, too.
- No.Copy !req
181. Well, you clearly have
some alarming gaps in your education.Copy !req
182. Or men who hunt defenceless creatures
just don't impact on history.Copy !req
183. Face it, she's just way cooler than you.Copy !req
184. And you, Amy?Copy !req
185. Are you also a queen?Copy !req
186. Yes.Copy !req
187. Yes, I am.Copy !req
188. See? Metal floors. Screens in rocks.Copy !req
189. It was just a short-range teleport.
We're still on the ship.Copy !req
190. - No, we're outside on a beach.
- No, it's part of the ship, Dad.Copy !req
191. - Don't be ridiculous.
- Well, it is quite ridiculous.Copy !req
192. Also, brilliant. That's why
the system teleported us here.Copy !req
193. I wanted the engines.
This is the engine room!Copy !req
194. Hydro-generators! Ha!Copy !req
195. I have literally no idea
what he's saying.Copy !req
196. - A spaceship powered by waves.
- Fabulously impossible.Copy !req
197. Oh, think of the things we could learn
from this shipCopy !req
198. if we managed to stop it
being blown to pieces.Copy !req
199. - Plus, not dying.
- Bad news isCopy !req
200. can't shut the wave system down
in time. It takes...Copy !req
201. It takes way too long.Copy !req
202. Well, if these are the engines,
there must be a control room.Copy !req
203. Exactly.
That's what we need to find, now.Copy !req
204. What do we do about the things
that aren't kestrels?Copy !req
205. Oh, my lord.Copy !req
206. - Are those pterodactyls?
- Yes.Copy !req
207. On any other occasion, I'd be thrilled.
Exposed on a beach, less than thrilled.Copy !req
208. - We should be going.
- Where?Copy !req
209. - Definitely away from them.
- That's the plan?Copy !req
210. - That's the plan.
- Amendments welcome.Copy !req
211. Move away from the pterodactyls.Copy !req
212. I think they might be noticing.
- Amended plan - run!Copy !req
213. Can't we
just teleport or something?Copy !req
214. No! Local teleports
burned out on arrival.Copy !req
215. Ah! There's an opening
in the cliffs over there!Copy !req
216. - Come on!
- I'm trying!Copy !req
217. Uh'.!Copy !req
218. - Are you all right?
- Yeah, I'm fine. Oh!Copy !req
219. What do we do now?
There's no way back out there.Copy !req
220. Through the cave. Come on.Copy !req
221. That suggestion was a work in progress.Copy !req
222. - We're trapped.
- Yes, thanks for spelling it out.Copy !req
223. Doctor, whatever's down there
is coming this way.Copy !req
224. Spelling it out is hereditary.
Wonderful!Copy !req
225. That sound's getting nearer.Copy !req
226. ROBOT". We're very cross with you.Copy !req
227. Bit of weed killer wouldn't go amiss
in here.Copy !req
228. Whoever was running this vessel
left in a hurry.Copy !req
229. Maybe a plague came and took them.Copy !req
230. - No, there'd be corpses and bones.
- Unless the animals ate them.Copy !req
231. Whoa, Chuckle Brothers.
Lighten up, would you?Copy !req
232. How'd you know how to do that?Copy !req
233. Well, I've spent enough time
with the DoctorCopy !req
234. to know whenever you enter
somewhere new, press buttons.Copy !req
235. What else have you learned from him?Copy !req
236. Don't stop at button-pressing.Copy !req
237. - MAN'. 117 years.
- Data records.Copy !req
238. - Ship's owners?
- Could be.Copy !req
239. Come on, help us out.Copy !req
240. remain cryogenic.Copy !req
241. Whilst they sleep, I will continue
to work, being careful to...Copy !req
242. How about a picture? Hmm?
Come on. For me?Copy !req
243. far beyond our land.Copy !req
244. Look!Copy !req
245. Oh, it's beautiful!Copy !req
246. I can't tell how far we have come.Copy !req
247. Far enough to avoid
the destructive impactCopy !req
248. forecast for our planet.Copy !req
249. Far enough for me to feel
a profound sense of loss.Copy !req
250. What is that?Copy !req
251. Silurian.Copy !req
252. ROBOT". You're going straight
on the naughty step.Copy !req
253. What's the escape plan?Copy !req
254. Why do we want to escape?Copy !req
255. They have us hostage.Copy !req
256. They're taking us somewhere.
We might learn from it.Copy !req
257. Ah, you see? So clever.
I've missed you, Rory.Copy !req
258. - Don't do that.
- What if they kill us?Copy !req
259. They wouldn't do that. You're not
going to kill us, are you, rusty?Copy !req
260. ROBOT T. Who are you calling rusty?Copy !req
261. Have you seen yourself lately?Copy !req
262. You try being on this ship
for two millennia.Copy !req
263. See how your paintwork does.Copy !req
264. Don '2' listen to him. He's just
being mean because we captured him.Copy !req
265. Oh, my goodness!Copy !req
266. - Whoa!
- Ooh!Copy !req
267. Herbivore, Brian.
Don't panic. Triceratops.Copy !req
268. Ha! Beautiful.Copy !req
269. ROBOT 2'. Shall I shoot it?Copy !req
270. We're not supposed to shoot
the creatures, stupid.Copy !req
271. - R0BOT 2: Stop calling me stupid.
- " Rah!" yourself.Copy !req
272. Hello, cutie-pie.Copy !req
273. Who's a lovely Tricey, then, eh?Copy !req
274. Yes, you are. Yes, you are.Copy !req
275. What do I do? What do I do?Copy !req
276. What's it doing?Copy !req
277. You don't have any vegetable matter
in your trousers, do you, Brian?Copy !req
278. Only my balls.Copy !req
279. - I'm sorry?
- Golf balls.Copy !req
280. - Grassy residue.
- What are you carrying those around for?Copy !req
281. Ugh!Copy !req
282. Ew! Ah!Copy !req
283. Oh, bless.
- Get it away from me!Copy !req
284. - Th row one.
- Really?Copy !req
285. Is this what you want? Is it?Copy !req
286. And breathe out.Copy !req
287. Right. Take us to your leader.Copy !req
288. - Really?
- Too good to resist.Copy !req
289. Of the 50 species loaded, only one
has had any difficulty surviving.Copy !req
290. All the others are thrivingCopy !req
291. and we expect them to be able
to repopulate.Copy !req
292. We're on an ark. A Silurian ark.Copy !req
293. Lizard-people herding dinosaurs
onto a space ark?Copy !req
294. Absolute tommyrot.Copy !req
295. Only an idiot denies the evidence
of their own eyes.Copy !req
296. Egyptian queen or not, I shall
put you across my knee and spank you.Copy !req
297. - Oh, Lord.
- Try!Copy !req
298. - And I'll snap your neck in a heartbeat.
- Hmm.Copy !req
299. Well, they certainly bred firecrackers
in your time.Copy !req
300. Oh, no, no, no.
Please don't start flirting.Copy !req
301. I will not have flirting companions.Copy !req
302. If the Doctor trusts Amy, so do I.Copy !req
303. Stop doubting her.Copy !req
304. - If this ship was built by...
- Silurians, yeah?Copy !req
305. Yeah, where are they?Copy !req
306. Surprisingly good question.Copy !req
307. Display life-signs for Homo reptukiaCopy !req
308. Where have they gone?Copy !req
309. Perhaps they found another world,
left the ship.Copy !req
310. Well, why are the dinosaurs
still on board?Copy !req
311. And why is the ship coming back
to Earth? It doesn't make sense.Copy !req
312. What's changed between then and now?Copy !req
313. Wait, computer?Copy !req
314. Show me the ship at launch
with all life signals.Copy !req
315. Now show me the ship today
with all life signals.Copy !req
316. Thousands less.Copy !req
317. But why? I mean...Copy !req
318. Show me both images, then and now,
side by side.Copy !req
319. What are you looking for?Copy !req
320. Okay, two images, spot the difference.
What changed?Copy !req
321. What happened to the Silurians?Copy !req
322. - The centre.
- Computer, zoom in to the centre.Copy !req
323. Oh, no.
What is it?Copy !req
324. Another spacecraft.Copy !req
325. This ship's been boarded before.Copy !req
326. Love what you've done with the place
down here.Copy !req
327. Let him in. Open the gate.Copy !req
328. It's fine. It's fine.Copy !req
329. - He's not interested in you.
- Look.Copy !req
330. - You need to learn some manners.
- No, you need to learn some manners.Copy !req
331. No, you do.Copy !req
332. No. You do, Mr Manners.Copy !req
333. Fantasia in F Minor for four hands.Copy !req
334. - You know it.
- Know it?Copy !req
335. Say hello to hands three and four.Copy !req
336. Schubert kept tickling me
to try and put me off.Copy !req
337. Franz the Hands.
Oh, that takes me back.Copy !req
338. Well, this is... cosy.Copy !req
339. It's fate you came.Copy !req
340. Is it?Copy !req
341. - I'm the Doctor.
- Yes, I know.Copy !req
342. I'm Solomon.Copy !req
343. What's that?Copy !req
344. System malfunction. Ignore it.Copy !req
345. What happened to you?Copy !req
346. I was attacked.Copy !req
347. Three raptors. They cornered me.Copy !req
348. The robots rescued me
but it was nearly too late.Copy !req
349. Ah, yes. The robots.Copy !req
350. - They're... unusual.
- I got them cheap.Copy !req
351. From a concession on Aluria 7.Copy !req
352. The robots did as best they could
with my legs but...Copy !req
353. you can help me so much more.Copy !req
354. Oh, a doctor doctor, I see.Copy !req
355. Let's have a look.Copy !req
356. They chewed through a part of the bone
in my legs.Copy !req
357. Yes. Very nasty.Copy !req
358. But you can repair them?Copy !req
359. If you tell me how you came by
so many dinosaurs.Copy !req
360. - Injure the older one.
- What?Copy !req
361. It's all right, Dad.
It's okay. It's okay.Copy !req
362. I don't respond well
to violence, Solomon.Copy !req
363. And I don't like questions, Doctor.Copy !req
364. You boarded without my permission.Copy !req
365. Now, fix me
or the next bolt will be fatal.Copy !req
366. I will take you apart cog by cog
and melt you down when all this is over.Copy !req
367. Oh, I'm so scared.Copy !req
368. Actually, I might be.
A little bit of oil just came out.Copy !req
369. Now, stay still. It's just a burn.
It's nothing serious.Copy !req
370. - What's that?
- While you carry a trowel,Copy !req
371. I carry a Med-Pack.Copy !req
372. It's all about the pockets
in our family.Copy !req
373. This is an ice patch, it cools the skin.Copy !req
374. Never seen one of those.Copy !req
375. Yeah, I look out for cool stuff
wherever we go.Copy !req
376. Some people it's cars
and hardware, for me,Copy !req
377. - it is nursing supplies.
- (GROANING)Copy !req
378. - Mmm.
- Now, painkiller.Copy !req
379. Now, this won't hurt.Copy !req
380. 0w!Copy !req
381. I lied.
It won't hurt from now on, though.Copy !req
382. All right, you.Copy !req
383. - You're done.
- Thanks.Copy !req
384. That's all right.Copy !req
385. You get to see my awesome nursing skills
in action for once.Copy !req
386. - What's that?
- Your phone's ringing.Copy !req
387. - In space?
- You get used to it.Copy !req
388. I have to take this. The wife.Copy !req
389. - Hello, missus.
- Where are you?Copy !req
390. Still on board.Copy !req
391. Met some pterodactyls and some rusty
robots that I'm going to melt down.Copy !req
392. Rory, this is a Silurian ship.Copy !req
393. How did you get on board, Doctor?Copy !req
394. Oh, I never talk about myself
with a gun pointed at me.Copy !req
395. Let's talk about you.Copy !req
396. Your cosy little craft,
embedded in a vast old ship.Copy !req
397. - You're very observant.
- I'm a Sagittarius.Copy !req
398. Probably.Copy !req
399. I'm transporting it
to the Roxbourne Peninsula.Copy !req
400. Commerce colony?Copy !req
401. You're a trader.Copy !req
402. I search out opportunities for profit
across the nine galaxies.Copy !req
403. Ah, the purple light.Copy !req
404. That's what it was.Copy !req
405. An IV system, identifying value,Copy !req
406. the database of everything across space
and time allocated a market value.Copy !req
407. Argos for the universe.Copy !req
408. You were trying to find out
how much I'm worth.Copy !req
409. Would you like to know?Copy !req
410. You don't exist.Copy !req
411. It's never done that.Copy !req
412. That's me. Worthless.Copy !req
413. Unlike these creatures
you have on board.Copy !req
414. Very valuable,Copy !req
415. - given they're extinct.
- (WHIRRING)Copy !req
416. Done.Copy !req
417. Sit up. Very slowly.Copy !req
418. Doctor! Amy.Copy !req
419. I need to take this.Copy !req
420. - Amy.
- This is an ark,Copy !req
421. built by the Silurians.
They were looking for another planet.Copy !req
422. - Where are they now?
- None on board.Copy !req
423. I mean, thousands of stasis pods,
all empty.Copy !req
424. I'll see you soon.Copy !req
425. Be ready.Copy !req
426. The pain in my legs is gone.Copy !req
427. I can move them. Thank you, Doctor.Copy !req
428. What did you do to the Silurians?Copy !req
429. We ejected them.Copy !req
430. The robots woke them from cryosleep
a handful at a timeCopy !req
431. and jettisoned them from the airlocks.Copy !req
432. We must have left a trail
of dust and bone.Copy !req
433. Because you wanted the dinosaurs.Copy !req
434. Their ship crossed my path.Copy !req
435. I sent out a distress signal,
they let me board,Copy !req
436. but when I saw the cargo,
things became more complex.Copy !req
437. Piracy, then genocide.Copy !req
438. - Very emotive words, Doctor.
- Oh, I'm a very emotive man.Copy !req
439. The lizards wouldn't negotiate.Copy !req
440. I made them a generous offer.Copy !req
441. The creatures on board this ship
are not objects to be sold or traded.Copy !req
442. I feel like you're judging me.Copy !req
443. You said Roxbourne Peninsula,
so why are you heading to Earth?Copy !req
444. You're on the wrong course.Copy !req
445. Oh.Copy !req
446. You don't know how. Ha.Copy !req
447. Brilliant.Copy !req
448. You couldn't change the pre-programmed
course without instructions,Copy !req
449. the ship defaulted, returned home.Copy !req
450. Oh, dear.Copy !req
451. The Silurians outwitted you,
even after you massacred them.Copy !req
452. So nowCopy !req
453. you're a prisoner on the ship
you hijacked.Copy !req
454. Not now you're here.Copy !req
455. You're going to help me
to where I want to go, Doctor.Copy !req
456. Little bit of news, Solomon.
You're being targeted by missiles.Copy !req
457. Get off this ship.Copy !req
458. While you still can.Copy !req
459. You think I believe that?Copy !req
460. You just want them for yourself.Copy !req
461. You won't profit from me, Doctor.Copy !req
462. Don't ever judge me by your standards.Copy !req
463. Well, don't just stand there, Rory.
Hey, he wants to see you.Copy !req
464. Dad, up.Copy !req
465. - What are we doing?
- just do exactly as I do!Copy !req
466. - Doctor, no!
- Geronimo!Copy !req
467. - Did you call?
What are you doing?Copy !req
468. Stop them!Copy !req
469. - A ll right. Don't shout.
Useless machines!Copy !req
470. Go, Tricey! Run like the wind!Copy !req
471. Uh'.!Copy !req
472. Quick, how do you start a triceratops?Copy !req
473. - There they are.
- I know. I saw them before you.Copy !req
474. Hang on a minute. Tricey, fetch!Copy !req
475. Ha-ha! Good boy!Copy !req
476. Yee-ha!Copy !req
477. Come on, Tricey!Copy !req
478. - They've stolen a dinosaur!
- I can see that.Copy !req
479. Come on, Tricey! Faster, baby!Copy !req
480. Whoa!Copy !req
481. They're turning off!
We're losing them!Copy !req
482. Which way did they go?
I thought you were looking.Copy !req
483. ROBOT 2'. No, now they've got away.Copy !req
484. We definitely
used to be faster.Copy !req
485. I'm riding a dinosaur! On a spaceship!Copy !req
486. - I know!
- I only came round to fix your light!Copy !req
487. Come on, Tricey!Copy !req
488. Where are the brakes?Copy !req
489. Ahh! (THUDDING)Copy !req
490. Good! That worked. Okay.Copy !req
491. Uh, where are we now? Ooh!Copy !req
492. Incoming message from Earth!
Hello, Earth! How are things?Copy !req
493. Doctor, the ship's coming through
the atmosphere.Copy !req
494. - I have to start the missile programme.
- No. No, no, no, don't do that.Copy !req
495. Everything's completely
under control here.Copy !req
496. Turning round any moment. Need a bit
of wriggle room on the timings.Copy !req
497. - I can't do that.
- You can. Of course you cam!Copy !req
498. A tiny bit more time. Indira, please.Copy !req
499. This ship contains the most
precious cargo.Copy !req
500. My only responsibility
is the Earth's safety.Copy !req
501. I'm launching the missiles.Copy !req
502. Goodbye, Doctor.Copy !req
503. No, Indira!Copy !req
504. Hey, come back! Please!Copy !req
505. (ON PA) Target identified.Copy !req
506. Navigation systems locking
on to target.Copy !req
507. Missile launch procedure initiated.Copy !req
508. Estimated impact, 50 minutes.Copy !req
509. Now, these are what we need.
Dinosaur protection.Copy !req
510. No weapons.Copy !req
511. Anaesthetic?Copy !req
512. These are stun guns.Copy !req
513. - You're almost clever.
- Enough to make a dinosaur take a nap.Copy !req
514. Even the Doctor couldn't object to that.Copy !req
515. You and the Doctor, are you his queen?Copy !req
516. No, no, I'm Rory's queen. Wife.Copy !req
517. Wife. I'm his wife.Copy !req
518. Please don't tell him I said
I was his queen.Copy !req
519. I'll never hear the end of it.Copy !req
520. And the Doctor, does he have a queen?Copy !req
521. I thought you had a husband.Copy !req
522. A male equivalent of a sleeping potion.Copy !req
523. You clearly need a man of action
and excitement.Copy !req
524. One with a very large weapon.Copy !req
525. So, human sleeping potion
or walking innuendo.Copy !req
526. Take your pick.Copy !req
527. DOCTOR". That's very bad indeed.Copy !req
528. Completely unhelpful.Copy !req
529. Doesn't this ship have
any defence systems installed?Copy !req
530. Good thinking, Rory!Copy !req
531. Computer, show us weapons
and defence systems.Copy !req
532. Oh. That was a waste of time, wasn't it?
Getting my hopes up like that.Copy !req
533. What ship doesn't have weapons?Copy !req
534. The ancient species, Rory -
still full of hope.Copy !req
535. What about the control deck?Copy !req
536. You said we should go to
the control deck next.Copy !req
537. It's too late.
It won't make any difference.Copy !req
538. - We could at least try.
- It won't work, Rory.Copy !req
539. - The missiles are locked on.
- So, what,Copy !req
540. - we're just giving up?
- I don't know.Copy !req
541. I don't know!Copy !req
542. You were telling
the truth, Doctor.Copy !req
543. Earth has launched missiles.Copy !req
544. This vessel is too clumsy
to outrun themCopy !req
545. but I have my own ship.Copy !req
546. You won't get your precious cargo
on board, though. Just be youCopy !req
547. and your metal tantrum machines.Copy !req
548. - We do not have tantrums!
- Shut up!Copy !req
549. You're right, Doctor.Copy !req
550. I can't keep the dinosaurs
and live myself.Copy !req
551. But I had the IV system scan
the entire ship.Copy !req
552. And it found something even more
valuable.Copy !req
553. Utterly unique.Copy !req
554. I don't know where you found itCopy !req
555. or how you got it hereCopy !req
556. - but I want it.
- I don't know what you're talking about.Copy !req
557. Earth Queen Nefertiti of Egypt.Copy !req
558. A face stamped across history.Copy !req
559. Give her to me
and I'll let the rest of you live.Copy !req
560. No.Copy !req
561. You think I won't punish those
who get in my way?Copy !req
562. Whatever they're worth?Copy !req
563. You must be very proud.Copy !req
564. Bring her to me or the robots will
make their way through your corpses.Copy !req
565. - Bring her now.
- No.Copy !req
566. - What are you doing?
- I demanded to be brought here.Copy !req
567. No. No, no, no, no. No way.Copy !req
568. It isn't your choice, Doctor, it's mine.Copy !req
569. Listen to me. If you go with him,
I can't guarantee your safety.Copy !req
570. - You saved my people. I am in your debt.
- No.Copy !req
571. No debts. You don't owe me anything.Copy !req
572. - Then I do it of my own will.
- Nefi! Nefi!Copy !req
573. No!Copy !req
574. - Take her, I shoot you.
- Put your weapon down.Copy !req
575. Let me make my choice.Copy !req
576. Do it, boy.Copy !req
577. My bounty increases.Copy !req
578. And what an extraordinary bounty
you are.Copy !req
579. Never touch me.Copy !req
580. I like my possessions to have spirit.Copy !req
581. It means I can have fun breaking them.Copy !req
582. And I will break you in
with immense pleasure.Copy !req
583. Thank you, Doctor.Copy !req
584. Computer, take us back to my ship.Copy !req
585. Hostile targeting in progress.Copy !req
586. Hostile targeting in progress.Copy !req
587. Hostile targeting in progress.Copy !req
588. Hostile targeting in progress.Copy !req
589. Hostile targeting in progress.Copy !req
590. - Bingo.
- What is it? Doctor?Copy !req
591. Okay. Control deck.Copy !req
592. So, what's the plan?Copy !req
593. Come on.Copy !req
594. The missiles are locked on to us.
We can't outrun them.Copy !req
595. We have to save the dinosaurs
and get Nefertiti back from Solomon.Copy !req
596. Isn't it obvious?Copy !req
597. Uh, it's sort of the opposite
of obvious.Copy !req
598. Seventeen minutes
before the missiles hit.Copy !req
599. We need to turn this ship around.Copy !req
600. You said it was too late,
that there wasn't any time.Copy !req
601. Ah, yes, but I didn't have this plan
then, did I? Riddell?Copy !req
602. Keep an eye out for dinosaurs.Copy !req
603. I was rather hoping you'd say that.Copy !req
604. No killing any.
Rory, Brian, get rid of the cobwebs.Copy !req
605. Come on. Come on! We're not moving.Copy !req
606. He's magnetised us.Copy !req
607. We can't move away.Copy !req
608. Keep walking, big chap.Copy !req
609. Hell's teeth. That's really not fair.Copy !req
610. (ON PA) Missile target
will be reached in 77 minutes.Copy !req
611. No, don't be like that.
Really unhelpful.Copy !req
612. - What's the matter?
- Parallel pilot compartment,Copy !req
613. it's bio-configured, needs two operators
of the same gene chain.Copy !req
614. That's why Solomon couldn't change
the ship's course and neither can we.Copy !req
615. - What?
- We can.Copy !req
616. Me and Rory. We must be the same
gene thingy you just said.Copy !req
617. Brian Pond, you are delicious.Copy !req
618. - I'm not a Pond.
- Of course you are. Sit down.Copy !req
619. Both of you. Lickety-split.Copy !req
620. Ship does all the engineering.
The controls are straightforward.Copy !req
621. Even a monkey could use them.
Oh, look, they're going to.Copy !req
622. Guys, come on. Comedy gold.Copy !req
623. Where's a Silurian audience
when you need one?Copy !req
624. Anyway, two eyeline screens,
velocity and trajectory.Copy !req
625. Steer away from the Earth.Copy !req
626. Try not to bump into the Moon, otherwise
the races who live there will be livid.Copy !req
627. What?Copy !req
628. Primary control's in the arms
of the chairs.Copy !req
629. Principle's the same as any vehicle.
Eight minutes, 45 seconds.Copy !req
630. Get us as far away as you can.Copy !req
631. Right.Copy !req
632. Phase two sorted, now for phase one.Copy !req
633. (LAUGHING) No, phase two
comes after phase one.Copy !req
634. Humans, you're so linear.
Shine a torch in here.Copy !req
635. - What are you doing?
- Mixing my messages.Copy !req
636. How's the job?Copy !req
637. We're about to be hit by missiles
and you're asking me that?Copy !req
638. I work best when I'm multitasking.
Keep talking.Copy !req
639. How's the job?Copy !req
640. - I... gave it up.
- You gave the last one up.Copy !req
641. Yeah, well, I can't settle.Copy !req
642. Every minute I'm listening out
for that stupid Tardis...Copy !req
643. - Right, so it's my fault now, is it?
- I can't not wait for you. Even now.Copy !req
644. And they're getting longer, you know,
the gaps between your visits.Copy !req
645. - Are they?
- I think you're weaning us off you.Copy !req
646. I'm not. I promise.Copy !req
647. I really promise.
The others, they're not you,Copy !req
648. but you're more, you have lives,
each other.Copy !req
649. I thought that's what we agreed.Copy !req
650. I know. I just worry there'll come
a time when you never turn up,Copy !req
651. that something will have happened to you
and I'll still be waiting,Copy !req
652. never knowing.Copy !req
653. No, come on, Pond.Copy !req
654. - You'll be there till the end of me.
- Or vice-versa.Copy !req
655. Done.Copy !req
656. Doctor, this is a two-man job.Copy !req
657. What are you doing?Copy !req
658. I'm easily worth two men.Copy !req
659. You can help, too, if you like.Copy !req
660. A-ha!Copy !req
661. Doctor, what are you going to do...Copy !req
662. Quickens the blood, doesn't it?Copy !req
663. The sooner this lot go back
to being extinct, the better.Copy !req
664. You know what I want more than anything?Copy !req
665. Lessons in gender politics?Copy !req
666. A dinosaur tooth to take home.Copy !req
667. Dinosaurs ahead, a lady at my side,
about to be blown up,Copy !req
668. I'm not sure I've ever been happier.Copy !req
669. Shut up and shoot.Copy !req
670. Duck!Copy !req
671. Uh, I'm flying a spaceship.Copy !req
672. "Rory?
- Hmm?Copy !req
673. - We're flying a spaceship!
- I know! (LAUGHS)Copy !req
674. The ship's trajectory is changing.Copy !req
675. This makes no difference.Copy !req
676. The missiles have locked on.
How long till target?Copy !req
677. Seven minutes.Copy !req
678. No!Copy !req
679. That's it, that's it!Copy !req
680. That's it, that's it.
Me, me, me, me, me!Copy !req
681. Yes. yes!Copy !req
682. It's better than golf.Copy !req
683. Hello! Having trouble leaving?Copy !req
684. (POWERING DOWN)
#Daisy, DaisyCopy !req
685. Ship's still magnetised.
Couldn't bear to lose you.Copy !req
686. Release my ship, Doctor.Copy !req
687. Or I kill this precious little object.Copy !req
688. I'm not your possession now,
nor will I ever be.Copy !req
689. Now, stay there.Copy !req
690. Don't mess with Egyptian queens,
Solomon.Copy !req
691. - I hope you've learnt that now.
- (SOLOMON GRUNTING)Copy !req
692. - What are you doing?
- Disabling this ship's signalCopy !req
693. and replacing it with the one
from the Silurian ship.Copy !req
694. I send this craft off emitting
the signal they're looking for,Copy !req
695. the missiles will follow.Copy !req
696. Hopefully, Silurian ship's safe,
dinosaurs safe, everybody's safe.Copy !req
697. Bit tight for time, though, shouldn't
really be chatting. Nefi, let's go.Copy !req
698. How remiss of me. Almost forgot.
The thing about missiles,Copy !req
699. very literal.
This is what they latch on to.Copy !req
700. Now, one press of this
and the ship's demagnetised.Copy !req
701. Doctor, whatever you want,
I can get it for you.Copy !req
702. Whatever object you desire.Copy !req
703. Did the Silurians beg you to stop?Copy !req
704. Look, Solomon, the missiles.Copy !req
705. See them shine?
See how valuable they are?Copy !req
706. - And they're all yours.
- You wouldn't leave me, Doctor!Copy !req
707. Enjoy your bounty.Copy !req
708. Doctor!Copy !req
709. Doctor!Copy !req
710. So, dinosaur drop-off time.Copy !req
711. Actually, we think home for us.Copy !req
712. Oh.Copy !req
713. - Fine. Of course.
- Not forever. Just a couple of months.Copy !req
714. Right, yes. I'm pretty busy, anyway.
I mean, I've got to drop everyone back.Copy !req
715. About that.Copy !req
716. Can I ask a favour?Copy !req
717. There's something I want to see.Copy !req
718. Oh.Copy !req
719. More postcards from your dad.Copy !req
720. Do you know what?
I think it is the fitting.Copy !req
721. Our Father who art in Heaven,
hallowed be Thy name, Thy kingdom come,Copy !req
722. Thy will be done.Copy !req
723. DOCTOR". The gunslinger is a cyborg,
half man, half machine.Copy !req
724. - You're really letting him do this?
- Save us all? Yeah, I really am.Copy !req
725. Everyone who isn't an American,
drop your gun.Copy !req