1. Will it be me, Uncle?
Yes, it's going to be you.Copy !req
2. I only wish I could go
in your place, Idris.Copy !req
3. Nah, I don't,
cos it's really going to hurt.Copy !req
4. It's starting.Copy !req
5. What will happen?Copy !req
6. Oh. Um, er, Nephew will drainCopy !req
7. your mind and your soul from your
body and leave your body empty.Copy !req
8. I'm scared! I expect so, dear.
But soon you'll have a new soul.Copy !req
9. There'll be a Time Lord coming!Copy !req
10. Then we discovered it wasn't
the robot king after all,Copy !req
11. it was the real one.Copy !req
12. Fortunately, I was able
to re-attach the head.Copy !req
13. Do you believe any of this stuff?
I was there.Copy !req
14. Oh, it's the warning lights.Copy !req
15. I'm getting rid of those,
they never stop! Hey.Copy !req
16. You're still thinking about it,
aren't you? Shhh!Copy !req
17. We saw him die!Copy !req
18. Yeah, 200 years in the future.
Yes, but it's still going to happen.Copy !req
19. What was that? The door.Copy !req
20. It knocked.Copy !req
21. Right. We are in deep space.Copy !req
22. Very, very deep.Copy !req
23. And somebody's knocking.Copy !req
24. Oh, come here.Copy !req
25. Come here, you scrumptious
little beauty!Copy !req
26. A box? Doctor, what is it?Copy !req
27. I've got mail!Copy !req
28. Time Lord emergency
messaging system.Copy !req
29. We'd wrap up thoughts in psychic containers
and send them through time and space.Copy !req
30. There's a Time Lord out there,
and it's one of the good ones!Copy !req
31. You said there were
no other Time Lords left.Copy !req
32. No Time Lords left in the universe, but the universe isn't where we're going!Copy !req
33. See that snake? The mark
of the Corsair. Fantastic bloke.Copy !req
34. He had that snake as a tattoo
in every regeneration.Copy !req
35. Didn't feel like himself
without the tattoo.Copy !req
36. Or herself, a couple of times.
Ooh, she was a bad girl!Copy !req
37. What's happening?
We're leaving the universe!Copy !req
38. How can you leave the universe?Copy !req
39. With difficulty!Copy !req
40. Right now I'm burning up TARDIS
rooms to give us some welly.Copy !req
41. Goodbye, swimming pool, goodbye, scullery, sayonara, squash court seven!Copy !req
42. OK. OK.Copy !req
43. Where are we? Outside the universe,
where we've never, ever been.Copy !req
44. Is that meant to be happening?Copy !req
45. It's the power. It's draining.Copy !req
46. Everything's draining!
But it can't. That's...Copy !req
47. That's impossible.Copy !req
48. What is that?Copy !req
49. It's as if the matrix, the soul
of the TARDIS, has just vanished.Copy !req
50. Where would it go?Copy !req
51. So what kind of trouble's your
friend in?Copy !req
52. He was in a bind, a bit
of a pickle, sort of distressed.Copy !req
53. Aw, you can't just say
you don't know.Copy !req
54. But what is this? The scrap yard
at the end of the universe?Copy !req
55. Not end of, outside of.Copy !req
56. How we can we
be outside the universe?Copy !req
57. The universe is everything.Copy !req
58. Imagine a great big soap bubble
with one of thoseCopy !req
59. tiny little bubbles
on the outside. OK.Copy !req
60. Well, it's nothing like that.
Completely drained, look at her.Copy !req
61. So we're in a tiny bubble universe, sticking
to the side of the bigger bubble universe?Copy !req
62. Yeah. No. But if it helps, yes.Copy !req
63. This place is full of rift energy. She'll probably refuel just by being here.Copy !req
64. Now this place,
what do we think, eh?Copy !req
65. Gravity's almost earth-normal, air's
breathable, but it smells like...Copy !req
66. Armpits. Armpits.
Where did this stuff come from?Copy !req
67. There's a rift,
stuff gets sucked through it.Copy !req
68. A plughole. The universe has a
plughole and we've fallen down it.Copy !req
69. Thief! Thief! You're my thief!Copy !req
70. She's dangerous! Guard yourselves!Copy !req
71. Look at you! Goodbye! No,
not goodbye, what's the other one?Copy !req
72. Watch out!
Careful, keep back from her!Copy !req
73. Welcome, strangers, lovely.Copy !req
74. Sorry about the mad person. Why am I a thief? What have I stolen?Copy !req
75. You're going to steal me.
No, you have stolen me.Copy !req
76. You are stealing me.
Tenses are difficult, aren't they?Copy !req
77. Oh, we are sorry, my dove.
She's off her head.Copy !req
78. They call me Auntie. I'm Uncle.Copy !req
79. I'm everybody's uncle. Just
keep back from this one, she bites!Copy !req
80. Do I? Excellent.Copy !req
81. Ow! No, ow, ow!Copy !req
82. Oh, biting's excellent! It's like kissing, only there's a winner!Copy !req
83. Sorry. She's doolally.
No, not doolally. I'm...Copy !req
84. I'm...
It's on the tip of my tongue.Copy !req
85. I've just had a new idea
about kissing. Come here, you!Copy !req
86. Idris, no, no!Copy !req
87. Oh, but now you're angry.
No, you're not.Copy !req
88. You will be angry.
The little boxes will make you angry.Copy !req
89. Sorry? The little what? Boxes?Copy !req
90. Your chin is hilarious!Copy !req
91. It means the smell
of dust after rain.Copy !req
92. What does? Petrichor.
But I didn't ask.Copy !req
93. Not yet. But you will. No, Idris.
I think you should have a rest.Copy !req
94. Yes, yes, good idea!Copy !req
95. I'll just see if there's
an off switch.Copy !req
96. Is that it? She dead now. So sad.Copy !req
97. She's still breathing.Copy !req
98. Nephew, take Idris somewhere
she can not bite people.Copy !req
99. Oh, hello! Doctor, what is that?Copy !req
100. It's all right. It's an Ood!
Oods are good, love an Ood.Copy !req
101. Hello, Ood.Copy !req
102. Can't you talk?
Oh, I see, it's damaged.Copy !req
103. May I?Copy !req
104. It might be on the wrong frequency.Copy !req
105. Nephew was broken when he came here.
Why, he was half dead.Copy !req
106. House repaired him.
House repaired all of us.Copy !req
107. 'If you are receiving this message,
please help me.Copy !req
108. 'Send a signal to the High Council
of the Time Lords on Gallifry.Copy !req
109. 'Help! I'm still alive!
I don't know where I am.Copy !req
110. 'I'm on some rock-like planet. 'Copy !req
111. What was that? Was that him?Copy !req
112. No, no, it's picking up
something else.Copy !req
113. That's...Copy !req
114. That's not possible.Copy !req
115. That's... Who else is here?
Tell me. Show me! Show me!Copy !req
116. Just what you see. It's just the four
of us, and the House.Copy !req
117. Nephew. Will you take Idris somewhere
safe where she can't hurt nobody?Copy !req
118. The House? What's the House?
House is all around you, my sweets.Copy !req
119. You are standing on him.Copy !req
120. This is the House.Copy !req
121. This world.Copy !req
122. Would you like to meet him?Copy !req
123. Meet him? I'd love to.Copy !req
124. This way. Come, please. Come.Copy !req
125. What's wrong?
What were those voices?Copy !req
126. Time Lords.Copy !req
127. It's not just the Corsair.Copy !req
128. Somewhere close by
there are lots and lots of...Copy !req
129. Time Lords.Copy !req
130. I'm... I'm...Copy !req
131. Big word, sad word.Copy !req
132. Why is that word so sad? No!Copy !req
133. Will be sad.Copy !req
134. Will be sad.Copy !req
135. Come. Come, come.Copy !req
136. You can see the House
and he can look at you and he...Copy !req
137. I see.Copy !req
138. This asteroid is sentient.Copy !req
139. We walk on his back, breathe his air.
Eat his food...Copy !req
140. Smell its armpits. And do my will.Copy !req
141. You are most welcome, travellers.Copy !req
142. Doctor... that voice,
that's the asteroid talking?Copy !req
143. Yes. So you're like a... sea urchin.Copy !req
144. Hard outer surface.
That's the planet we're walking on.Copy !req
145. Big, squashy, oogly thing inside.
That's you.Copy !req
146. That is correct, Time Lord.Copy !req
147. Ah! So you've met Time Lords before?Copy !req
148. Many travellers have come through the rift, like Auntie and Uncle and Nephew.Copy !req
149. I repair them when they break.Copy !req
150. So there are Time Lords here then?Copy !req
151. Not any more, but there have been many Tardises on my back in days gone by.Copy !req
152. Well, there won't
be any more after us.Copy !req
153. Last Time Lord. Last TARDIS.Copy !req
154. A pity. Your people were so kind.Copy !req
155. Be here in safety, Doctor.Copy !req
156. Rest, feed, if you will.Copy !req
157. We're not actually going
to stay here, are we?Copy !req
158. It seems like a friendly planet.
Literally. Mind if we poke around?Copy !req
159. You can look all you want. Go, look.Copy !req
160. House loves you.Copy !req
161. Come on then, gang.
We're just going to, erm...Copy !req
162. see the sights.Copy !req
163. Oh! What was that?
Do fish have fingers?Copy !req
164. Like a nine year old trying
to rebuild a motorbike.Copy !req
165. What am I saying?
Why am I saying that?Copy !req
166. Thief! Where's my thief?Copy !req
167. Thief! Thief!Copy !req
168. Shh, shh.Copy !req
169. So as soon as the TARDIS
is refuelled, we go, yeah?Copy !req
170. There are Time Lords here.
I heard them and they need me.Copy !req
171. You told me about your people
and you told me what you did.Copy !req
172. If they're like the Corsair,
they're good, I can save them!Copy !req
173. Then tell them you destroyed
the others?Copy !req
174. I can explain.
Tell them why I had to.Copy !req
175. You want to be forgiven.Copy !req
176. Don't we all?Copy !req
177. What do you need from me?Copy !req
178. My screwdriver. I left it in
the TARDIS. It's in my jacket.Copy !req
179. You're wearing your jacket.
My other one.Copy !req
180. You have two of those? I'll
get it, but, Doctor, listen to me.Copy !req
181. Don't get emotional because that's
when you make mistakes. Yes, boss.Copy !req
182. I'll call you from the TARDIS.
Rory, look after him.Copy !req
183. Rory, look after her. Yeah.Copy !req
184. I told you to look after him.Copy !req
185. He'll be fine. He's a Time Lord.Copy !req
186. It's what they're called.Copy !req
187. It doesn't mean he knows
what he's doing.Copy !req
188. We're here. Screwdriver's
in your jacket?Copy !req
189. Yeah, it's around somewhere.Copy !req
190. Have a good look.Copy !req
191. Did you do that?
I didn't do anything. Right.Copy !req
192. Jacket. Come on!Copy !req
193. Where are you?Copy !req
194. Now where are you all?Copy !req
195. Where are you?Copy !req
196. Well, they can't all be in here.Copy !req
197. 'Please do you read me... 'Copy !req
198. Just admiring your Time Lord
distress signal collection.Copy !req
199. Nice job. Brilliant job.Copy !req
200. Really thought I had some
friends here...Copy !req
201. but this is what the Ood
translator picked up.Copy !req
202. Cries for help from the long dead.Copy !req
203. How many Time Lords have you
lured here, the way you lured me?Copy !req
204. And what happened to them all?Copy !req
205. House, House is kind and he is wise.Copy !req
206. House repairs you when you break.
Yes, I know.Copy !req
207. But how does he mend you?Copy !req
208. You have the eyes of a 20 year old.
Thank you.Copy !req
209. I mean it literally. Your eyes are
30 years younger than you are.Copy !req
210. Your ears don't match,
your right armCopy !req
211. is two inches longer than you're
left, and how's your dancing?Copy !req
212. Cos you've got two left feet.
Patchwork people.Copy !req
213. You've been repaired and patched up
so often,Copy !req
214. I doubt there's anything
left of what used to be you.Copy !req
215. I had an umbrella like you once.Copy !req
216. Oh, now, it's been
a great arm for me, this.Copy !req
217. Corsair.Copy !req
218. He was a strapping big bloke,
wasn't he, Uncle? Big fella.Copy !req
219. I got the arm and then Uncle
got the spine and the kidneys.Copy !req
220. Kidneys. You gave me hope,
and then you took it away.Copy !req
221. That's enough
to make anyone dangerous.Copy !req
222. God knows what it will do to me!Copy !req
223. Basically... run!
Poor old Time Lord. Too late.Copy !req
224. House is too clever.Copy !req
225. No sonic screwdriver. The doors
seemed to have locked behind us.Copy !req
226. Rory thinks there's an explanation,
but I think you lied to us.Copy !req
227. Needed you out of the way.Copy !req
228. We're not good enough? "The boxes will make you angry. " How could she know?Copy !req
229. Doctor, what are you talking about?
Stay put, stay where you are.Copy !req
230. We don't have much... choice.Copy !req
231. How did you know about the boxes? You said
they'd make me angry. How did you know?Copy !req
232. Ah, it's my thief. Who are you?Copy !req
233. It's about time.Copy !req
234. He's not trusting us.
And he's being emotional.Copy !req
235. This is bad, this is very, very bad.Copy !req
236. Yeah... I think it probably is.Copy !req
237. Sometimes I hate being right.Copy !req
238. Who are you?Copy !req
239. Do you not know me?
Just because they put me in here?Copy !req
240. They said you were dangerous.
Not the cage, stupid. In here.Copy !req
241. They put me in here.Copy !req
242. I'm the... Oh, what do you call me?Copy !req
243. We travel. I go...Copy !req
244. The TARDIS?Copy !req
245. Time and relative dimension in space.
Yes, that's it. Names are funny.Copy !req
246. It's me!Copy !req
247. I'm the TARDIS.Copy !req
248. No. You're not!
You're a bitey, mad lady.Copy !req
249. The TARDIS is up and downy
stuff in a big blue box.Copy !req
250. Yes, that's me. A type 40 TARDIS.Copy !req
251. I was already a museum piece,
when you were young,Copy !req
252. and the first time you touched
my console you said...Copy !req
253. I said you were the most
beautiful thing I had ever known.Copy !req
254. And then you stole me.
And I stole you.Copy !req
255. I borrowed you.Copy !req
256. Borrowing implies the intention
to return the thing that was taken.Copy !req
257. What makes you think
I would ever give you back?Copy !req
258. You're the TARDIS? Yes. My TARDIS?Copy !req
259. My Doctor. Oh!Copy !req
260. We have now reached the point in the
conversation where you open the lock.Copy !req
261. Are all people like this? Like what?Copy !req
262. So much bigger on the inside? I'm...Copy !req
263. Oh, what is that word?
It's so big, so complicated.Copy !req
264. It's so sad.Copy !req
265. But why? Why pull the living soul from a TARDIS and pop it in a tiny human head?Copy !req
266. What does it want you for?
It doesn't want me.Copy !req
267. How do you know?
House eats Tardises. House what?Copy !req
268. It's something I heard you say. When?
In the future.Copy !req
269. House eats Tardises?
There you go. What are fish fingers?Copy !req
270. When do I say that? Any second.Copy !req
271. Of course! House feeds on rift energy and Tardises are bursting with it.Copy !req
272. All lovely and cooked, processed
food, mmm, fish fingers.Copy !req
273. Do fish have fingers?Copy !req
274. But you can't eat a TARDIS, it
would destroy you. Unless, unless...Copy !req
275. Unless you deleted
the TARDIS matrix first.Copy !req
276. So it deleted you.Copy !req
277. House can't delete a TARDIS' consciousness,
that would blow a hole in the universe.Copy !req
278. He pulls out the matrix, sticks it in a living
receptacle and feeds off the Artron energy.Copy !req
279. You were about to say all that.
I don't suppose you have to now.Copy !req
280. I sent Amy and Rory in there.
They'll be eaten. Amy! Amy!Copy !req
281. Rory, get the hell out of there!Copy !req
282. Doctor, something's wrong.
It's House.Copy !req
283. He's after the TARDIS.
Just get out!Copy !req
284. We can't. You locked the door,
remember?Copy !req
285. But I've unlocked it.Copy !req
286. You stupid well haven't!Copy !req
287. Doctor, I don't like this.Copy !req
288. Open! Doctor?Copy !req
289. Open this door!Copy !req
290. Rory, hold my hand.Copy !req
291. Amy.Copy !req
292. Rory!Copy !req
293. Amy? Amy, can you hear me?Copy !req
294. OK. Right. I don't...Copy !req
295. I really don't know what to do.Copy !req
296. That's a new feeling.Copy !req
297. Listen, whatever happens
at least we're together.Copy !req
298. And we're in the
TARDIS, so we're safe.Copy !req
299. You're half right.
I mean, you are in the TARDIS.Copy !req
300. What a great adventure.Copy !req
301. I should have done this
half a million years ago.Copy !req
302. So, Amy, Rory,
why shouldn't I just kill you now?Copy !req
303. It's gone! Eaten? No, it left.
Not eaten, hi-jacked. But why?Copy !req
304. It's time for us both to go,
and keep together. Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
305. Go? What do you mean go?
Where are you going?Copy !req
306. Well, we're dying, my love. It's
time for Auntie and Uncle to pop off.Copy !req
307. I'm against it.Copy !req
308. It's your fault, isn't it, sweets?Copy !req
309. Cos you told House it was the last TARDIS. House
can't feed on them if there's none more coming, can he?Copy !req
310. So now he's off to your universe
to find more Tardises.Copy !req
311. It won't.
Oh, it will think of something.Copy !req
312. Actually, I feel fine.Copy !req
313. Not dead. You can't just die!Copy !req
314. We need to go to where
I landed, Doctor. Quickly. Why?Copy !req
315. Because we are there in three
minutes. We need to go now!Copy !req
316. Ow! Roughly, how long
do these bodies last?Copy !req
317. You're dying.Copy !req
318. Yes, of course I'm dying.Copy !req
319. I don't belong in a flesh body.
I could blow the casing in no time.Copy !req
320. No, stop it, don't get emotional.Copy !req
321. That's what the orangey girl says.
You're the Doctor. Focus.Copy !req
322. On what? How? I'm a madman
with a box, without a box!Copy !req
323. I'm stuck down the plughole at the end of the universe on a stupid old junkyard!Copy !req
324. Oh. Oh, what?Copy !req
325. No, I'm not. Not what?Copy !req
326. Cos it's not a junkyard. It's not a
junkyard. What is it then?Copy !req
327. It's a TARDIS junkyard! Come on.
Ooh, sorry, do you have a name?Copy !req
328. 700 years, finally he asks.Copy !req
329. But what do I call you?
I think you call me... Sexy.Copy !req
330. Only when we're alone!Copy !req
331. We are alone.Copy !req
332. Come on then, Sexy.Copy !req
333. Corridors. I have corridors.Copy !req
334. So much to learn about my new home.Copy !req
335. But you haven't answered
my question, children.Copy !req
336. Er, question?Copy !req
337. You remember. Tell me why I
shouldn't just kill you both now?Copy !req
338. Well... because...Copy !req
339. Rory, why?Copy !req
340. Because...Copy !req
341. killing us quickly
wouldn't be any fun.Copy !req
342. And you need fun, don't you?Copy !req
343. That's what Uncle and
Auntie were for, wasn't it?Copy !req
344. Someone to make suffer.
I had a PE teacher just like you.Copy !req
345. You need to be entertained...Copy !req
346. and killing us quickly
wouldn't be entertainment.Copy !req
347. So entertain me.Copy !req
348. Run.Copy !req
349. A valley of half-eaten Tardises.Copy !req
350. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?Copy !req
351. I'm thinking that all of my sisters
are dead. That they were devoured,Copy !req
352. and that we are
looking at their corpses.Copy !req
353. Ah. Sorry.
No, I wasn't thinking that.Copy !req
354. No. You were thinking you could
build a working TARDIS consoleCopy !req
355. out of broken remnants of
a hundred different models.Copy !req
356. And you don't care
that it's impossible.Copy !req
357. It's not impossible as long as we
are alive. Rory and Amy need me.Copy !req
358. So yeah. We'll build a TARDIS.Copy !req
359. So, are we having fun yet?Copy !req
360. I'm rather enjoying the sensation of
having you running around inside me.Copy !req
361. I have turned off the corridor
anti-ground, so do be careful.Copy !req
362. Come on.Copy !req
363. Argh!Copy !req
364. Whoa!Copy !req
365. Bond the tube
directly into the Tachyon Diverter.Copy !req
366. Yes, yes, I have actually rebuilt a TARDIS
before, you know. I know what I'm doing.Copy !req
367. You're like a nine-year-old trying to
rebuild a motorbike in his bedroom.Copy !req
368. And you never read the instructions. I always read
the instructions! There's a sign on my front door.Copy !req
369. You have been walking past it
for 700 years. What does it say?Copy !req
370. That's not instructions! There's an
instruction at the bottom. What?Copy !req
371. Pull to open. And what do you do?Copy !req
372. I push! Every time. 700 years.
Police Box doors open out the way.Copy !req
373. I think I've earned the right to
open my front doors any way I want!Copy !req
374. Your front doors? Have you any
idea how childish that sounds?Copy !req
375. You are not my mother!
And you are not my child!Copy !req
376. You know, since we're talking with mouths, not
really an opportunity that comes along very often,Copy !req
377. I just want to say, you know,
you have never been very reliable.Copy !req
378. And you have? You didn't always
take me where I wanted to go.Copy !req
379. No, but I always took you
where you needed to go. You did!Copy !req
380. Look at us. Talking. Wouldn't it
be amazing if we could always talk?Copy !req
381. Even when you're inside the box?Copy !req
382. You know I'm
not constructed that way.Copy !req
383. I exist across all space and time, and you
talk and run around and bring home strays.Copy !req
384. You OK?Copy !req
385. One of the kidneys has already
failed.Copy !req
386. It doesn't matter. We need
to finish assembling the console.Copy !req
387. Using a console without a proper
shell. It's not going to be safe.Copy !req
388. This body has about 18 minutes left
to live. The universe we're inCopy !req
389. will reach Absolute Zero in three
hours. Safe is relative.Copy !req
390. Then we need to get a move on.
Eh, old girl?Copy !req
391. NO!Copy !req
392. Amy!Copy !req
393. No!Copy !req
394. Amy!Copy !req
395. Amy.Copy !req
396. Amy!Copy !req
397. Amy!Copy !req
398. Rory?Copy !req
399. Where have you been? I stepped through that door and it came down here.Copy !req
400. But you've been hours!
No, I haven't.Copy !req
401. It's House,
and it's messing with the TARDIS.Copy !req
402. Come on, back this way.Copy !req
403. No!Copy !req
404. No! Oh!Copy !req
405. You'll need to
install the time router.Copy !req
406. How is this going to make
it through the rift?Copy !req
407. We're almost there.Copy !req
408. Thrust diffuser.Copy !req
409. Er, Retro scope. Blue... thingy.Copy !req
410. Do you wonder why I chose you
all those years ago?Copy !req
411. I chose you. You were unlocked.Copy !req
412. Of course I was. I wanted to see the universe,
so I stole a Time Lord and I ran away.Copy !req
413. And you were the only one mad enough.Copy !req
414. Right. Perfect. Look at that.
What could possibly go wrong?Copy !req
415. That's fine, that always happens.Copy !req
416. No! Hang on! Wait!Copy !req
417. Amy?Copy !req
418. Oh, my God.Copy !req
419. Rory?Copy !req
420. You left me. How could you do that?
How could you leave me?Copy !req
421. How long have you been here? 2,000 years
I waited for you. You did it to me again!Copy !req
422. I didn't mean to. I didn't mean to.Copy !req
423. I'm sorry.Copy !req
424. Rory, what are you doing?Copy !req
425. They come for me at night.Copy !req
426. Every single night,
they come for me and they hurt me.Copy !req
427. Amy, they hurt me over and over
and over and over...Copy !req
428. Rory... How could you leave me?Copy !req
429. How could you do that to me?Copy !req
430. Right.Copy !req
431. OK, let's go.Copy !req
432. Follow that TARDIS!Copy !req
433. Ah no, come on! There's rift
energy everywhere, you can do it.Copy !req
434. OK, diverting all power to thrust.
Let's be having ya!Copy !req
435. No, no, no, no!
What's wrong?Copy !req
436. It can't hold the charge. I can't
even start it. There's no power!Copy !req
437. I've got nothing!Copy !req
438. Oh, my beautiful idiot.Copy !req
439. You have what
you've always had - you've got me.Copy !req
440. No! No!Copy !req
441. Rory...Copy !req
442. I'm so, so sorry!Copy !req
443. Amy?Copy !req
444. It's messing with our heads.Copy !req
445. Come on, run.Copy !req
446. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
447. We've locked on to them! They'll have to lower
the shields when I'm close enough to phase inside.Copy !req
448. Can you get a message to Amy?Copy !req
449. The telepathic circuits are online.Copy !req
450. Which one's Amy? The pretty one?Copy !req
451. Argh!Copy !req
452. Rory, what's wrong?
It's like... I'm getting a message.Copy !req
453. Hello, Pretty!
What the hell is that?Copy !req
454. Don't worry. Telepathic messaging.Copy !req
455. No, that's Rory. You have to
go to the old control room.Copy !req
456. I'm putting the route in your head.Copy !req
457. When you get there use the purple slider on the
nearest panel to lower the shields. The pretty one!Copy !req
458. You'll have about 12 seconds before the room
goes into phase with the invading Matrix.Copy !req
459. I'll send you the passkey
when you get there. Good luck!Copy !req
460. What was that?Copy !req
461. It was that woman.
That mad woman and the Doctor.Copy !req
462. The Doctor?
We have to keep going.Copy !req
463. How's he going to be able to
take down the shields anyway?Copy !req
464. The House is in the control room.Copy !req
465. I directed him to one
of the old control rooms.Copy !req
466. There aren't any old control rooms.
They were all deleted or remodelled.Copy !req
467. I archive them. For neatness.
I've got about 30 now.Copy !req
468. But I've only changed
the desktop, what, a dozen times?Copy !req
469. So far, yes.Copy !req
470. You can't archive something
that hasn't happened yet!Copy !req
471. YOU can't.Copy !req
472. What happened to the lights?Copy !req
473. The lights are fine.Copy !req
474. It's messing
with our heads again.Copy !req
475. OK. Stay there a second.Copy !req
476. What is it?Copy !req
477. What? Just hang on.Copy !req
478. Don't leave me.
I can hardly see, you idiot!Copy !req
479. Argh!Copy !req
480. Rory?Copy !req
481. Rory?Copy !req
482. It's OK,Copy !req
483. I'm fine. Come towards my voice.Copy !req
484. What happened? Where are you?Copy !req
485. I just banged my head.
Just keep coming.Copy !req
486. Reach out your hand.Copy !req
487. This way. Come on, run!Copy !req
488. Keep going!
You're doing it, you sexy thing!Copy !req
489. See, you DO call me that.
Is it my name?Copy !req
490. You bet it's your name! Whoo!Copy !req
491. I can see now, Rory. I can see.Copy !req
492. It was the Ood thing, the Nephew
and it's still coming. I know.Copy !req
493. So where is this place?Copy !req
494. This is where she told me to go.
She said she'd send me the pass key!Copy !req
495. Argh!Copy !req
496. Crimson. Eleven. Delight.Copy !req
497. Petrichor. Petrichor.
What do I do, do I say it? Crimson.Copy !req
498. Eleven. Delight. Petrichor.Copy !req
499. I said it. Petrichor. Petrichor...Copy !req
500. I said it! Petrichor.Copy !req
501. She told you what it meant - the
smell of wet dust, remember? So...Copy !req
502. Oh... it's the meaning, not the word.
The meaning of what?Copy !req
503. The TARDIS interface is telepathic.
You don't say it, you think it.Copy !req
504. It's coming. Quiet!Copy !req
505. Crimson. Eleven. Delight.Copy !req
506. The smell of dust after rain.Copy !req
507. Crimson, eleven, delight,
the smell of dust after rain.Copy !req
508. Crimson, eleven, delight,
the smell of dust after rain.Copy !req
509. What is this place?Copy !req
510. Another control room?Copy !req
511. Shields.Copy !req
512. Got it.Copy !req
513. They did it. Shields down!Copy !req
514. How did you find this place?
It's not on my internal schematics.Copy !req
515. I had hoped you two could
join Nephew as my servants.Copy !req
516. But you two are nothing but trouble.Copy !req
517. Nephew...Copy !req
518. kill them.Copy !req
519. Argh!Copy !req
520. We're coming through. Get out
of the way or you'll be atomised.Copy !req
521. Where are you coming through?
I don't know. Oh, great. Thanks!Copy !req
522. It's not going to hold!Copy !req
523. Hold on!Copy !req
524. Doctor!Copy !req
525. Not good. Not good at all.Copy !req
526. How do you walk around in these
things? We're not quite there yet...Copy !req
527. just hold on. Amy, this is...Copy !req
528. Well, she's my TARDIS.Copy !req
529. Except she's a woman.
She's a woman, and she's my TARDIS.Copy !req
530. She's the TARDIS?Copy !req
531. And she's a woman.
She's a woman and she's the TARDIS.Copy !req
532. Did you wish really hard?Copy !req
533. Shut up! Not like that.Copy !req
534. Hello. I'm...Copy !req
535. Sexy.Copy !req
536. Oh! Still shut up.Copy !req
537. The Environment has been breached.
Nephew, kill them all.Copy !req
538. Where's Nephew? He was standing
right where you materialised.Copy !req
539. Ah. Well, he must have been
redistributed. Meaning what?Copy !req
540. You're breathing him. Eugh!Copy !req
541. Another Ood I failed to save.Copy !req
542. Doctor, I did not expect you.Copy !req
543. Well, that's me all over, isn't it?
Lovely old unexpected me.Copy !req
544. The big question is, now you're here, how to
dispose of you? I could play with gravity...Copy !req
545. or I could evacuate the air
from this room and watch you choke.Copy !req
546. You really don't want to do that!
Why shouldn't I just kill you now?Copy !req
547. Because then I won't be able
to help you! Listen to your engines.Copy !req
548. Just listen to them. You don't have
the thrust and you know it.Copy !req
549. I'm your only hope for getting out of your little
bubble, through the rift, and into my universe.Copy !req
550. And mine's the one with the food in!Copy !req
551. You just have to promise not to
kill us. That's all, just promise.Copy !req
552. You can't be serious.Copy !req
553. I'm very serious.
I'm sure it's an entity of its word.Copy !req
554. Doctor, she's burning up.
She's asking for water.Copy !req
555. Hey. Hang in there, old girl.
Not long now.Copy !req
556. It'll be over soon. I always
liked it when you call me...Copy !req
557. old girl.Copy !req
558. You want me to give my word? Easy.Copy !req
559. I promise.Copy !req
560. Fine. OK. I trust you.
Just delete, ooh, 30%Copy !req
561. of the TARDIS rooms, you'll free up
thrust enough to make it through.Copy !req
562. Activate sub-routine Sigma-9.Copy !req
563. Why would you tell me this?Copy !req
564. Because we want to get back to
our universe as badly as you do.Copy !req
565. And I'm nice.Copy !req
566. Ye-e-s. I can delete rooms,Copy !req
567. and I can also rid myself of
vermin if I delete this room first.Copy !req
568. Thank you, Doctor, very helpful.Copy !req
569. Goodbye, Time Lord.Copy !req
570. Goodbye, little humans.
Goodbye, Idris.Copy !req
571. Yes. I mean you could do that, but it just won't work. Hardwired fail-safe.Copy !req
572. Living things from rooms that are deleted are
automatically deposited in the main control room.Copy !req
573. But thanks for the lift!
We are in your Universe now, Doctor.Copy !req
574. Why should it matter to me in which room you die? I
can kill you just as easily here as anywhere. Fear me.Copy !req
575. I've killed hundreds of Time Lords.Copy !req
576. Fear ME. I've killed all of them.Copy !req
577. I don't understand.
There isn't a forest in here.Copy !req
578. Yeah, you're right.
You've completely won.Copy !req
579. Oh, you can kill us in oodles of really
inventive ways, but before you do kill usCopy !req
580. allow me and friends Amy and Rory to congratulate
you on being an absolutely worthy opponent.Copy !req
581. Congratulations! Yep, you've
defeated us, me and my lovelyCopy !req
582. friends here at last but definitely not least
the TARDIS Matrix herself, a living consciousnessCopy !req
583. you ripped out of this very control room and
locked up into a human body and look at her!Copy !req
584. Doctor, she's stopped breathing.
Enough! That is enough.Copy !req
585. No. It's never enough.Copy !req
586. You forced the TARDIS into a body so she'd burn out
safely a very long way away from this control room.Copy !req
587. A flesh body can't hold the TARDIS Matrix and live. Look at her body, House.Copy !req
588. And you think I should mourn her?Copy !req
589. No. I think you should be very,
very carefulCopy !req
590. about what you let back
into this control room.Copy !req
591. You took her from her home.Copy !req
592. But now she's back
in the box again and she's free!Copy !req
593. No! Doctor, stop this!Copy !req
594. OW! Stop this now!Copy !req
595. Oh, look at my girl, look at her go!Copy !req
596. Bigger on the inside!Copy !req
597. You see, House? Make it stop!Copy !req
598. That's your problem. Size of a planet, but inside you're just so small!Copy !req
599. Make it stop!
Finish him off, girl.Copy !req
600. Argh!Copy !req
601. Doctor? Are you there?Copy !req
602. It's so very dark in here.Copy !req
603. I'm here.Copy !req
604. I've been looking for a word.Copy !req
605. A big, complicated word, but so sad.Copy !req
606. I've found it now.Copy !req
607. What word?Copy !req
608. Alive.Copy !req
609. I'm alive!Copy !req
610. Alive isn't sad.Copy !req
611. It's sad when it's over.Copy !req
612. I'll always be here.Copy !req
613. But this is when we talkedCopy !req
614. and now even that has come to an end.Copy !req
615. There's something I didn't get
to say to you.Copy !req
616. Goodbye?Copy !req
617. No, I just wanted to say...Copy !req
618. hello.Copy !req
619. Hello, Doctor.Copy !req
620. It's so very, very nice to meet you.Copy !req
621. Please!Copy !req
622. I don't want you to.Copy !req
623. Please!Copy !req
624. Where?Copy !req
625. How's it going under there? Just putting
a firewall around the Matrix. Almost done.Copy !req
626. Are you going to make
her talk again? Can't.Copy !req
627. Why not? Spacey-wacey, isn't it?Copy !req
628. Well actually, it's because the Time
Lords discovered that if you takeCopy !req
629. an eleventh-dimensional matrix and
fold it into a mechanical then...Copy !req
630. Yes, it's spacey-wacey!Copy !req
631. Sorry. At the end, she was talking.Copy !req
632. She kept repeating something.
I don't know what it meant.Copy !req
633. What did she say? The only water in the forest is
the river. She said we'd need to know that someday.Copy !req
634. It doesn't make sense, does it?Copy !req
635. Not yet.Copy !req
636. You OK?Copy !req
637. No.Copy !req
638. I watched her die. I shouldn't
let it get to me, but it still does.Copy !req
639. I'm a nurse.Copy !req
640. Letting it get to you - you know
what that's called? Being alive.Copy !req
641. Best thing there is.Copy !req
642. Being alive right now,
that's all that counts.Copy !req
643. Nearly finished.
Two more minutes, then we're off.Copy !req
644. The Eye of Orion's restful,
if you like restful.Copy !req
645. I can never really get the hang of
restful.Copy !req
646. What do you think, dear? Where
shall we take the kids this time?Copy !req
647. Look at you pair.
It's always you and her, isn't it?Copy !req
648. Long after the rest of us have gone.Copy !req
649. A boy and his box,
off to see the universe.Copy !req
650. Well, you say that
as if it's a bad thing.Copy !req
651. But honestly,
it's the best thing there is.Copy !req
652. The House deleted all the bedrooms.
I should make you two a new bedroom.Copy !req
653. You'd like that, wouldn't you?Copy !req
654. OK.Copy !req
655. Doctor, this time, could
we lose the bunk beds?Copy !req
656. Nah, bunk beds are cool.Copy !req
657. A bed with a ladder!
You can't beat that.Copy !req
658. It's YOUR room.Copy !req
659. Up those stairs, keep walking
till you find it. Off you pop!Copy !req
660. Doctor, do YOU have a room?Copy !req
661. Are you there?Copy !req
662. Can you hear me?Copy !req
663. I'm a silly old...Copy !req
664. OK. The Eye of Orion, or
wherever we need to go.Copy !req
665. Hello!Copy !req
666. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
667. The flesh.
It's fully programmable matter.Copy !req
668. It acts like life, but it still
needs to be controlled by us.Copy !req
669. They can't remain stable without
us plumbed into them.Copy !req
670. Trust me. I'm The Doctor.Copy !req