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3. What?
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I've never had a baby before.
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- No, it's...
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- I've crushed your flowers.
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- Where is she?
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- Whenever you're ready, Amy.
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- I'm pregnant.
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- Yeah, I'm pregnant.
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- Doctor, I'm pregnant.
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We've gone slightly upmarket.
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- This is busy.
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- It's not getting me down.
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the Doctor so easily.
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didn't you? - Yeah,
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what a result. Look at this...
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- Boredom...
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- Yeah, see,
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nightmare about you two.
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you don't want to know.
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- OK.
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before. Well, never, really.
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- Not a nightmare, though, just...
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- Yeah.
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- A sweet little village,
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- Yeah, I was huge.
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- So you had the same dream, then?
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- And Doctor, you were visiting.
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- It was similar. In some aspects.
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- All of them.
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- Basically.
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- Did I say nightmare? No.
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We probably jumped a time track
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we're back to reality.
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how come I can still hear birds?
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ones we heard in the dream.
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back on the TARDIS.
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- Back on the TARDIS.
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the same thing?
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dreams fade so quickly?
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- Is this because of you?
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again? - Listen to me.
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nothing you see, hear or feel.
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you were awake on the TARDIS too.
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- Yeah. You're home.
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in which case,
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- Shall I run and get the manual?
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in a supernova?
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- Because I disagreed with it.
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when I'm cross.
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wrong with the TARDIS,
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to dream about the future?
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- We were. We were in Leadworth.
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Upper Leadworth, dreaming of this.
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- No,
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I'm definitely awake.
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when you were all elephanty.
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119. You could be giving birth.
This could be the dream.
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or hear or feel.
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everything. Look for all
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129. Remember, this is real, but when
we wake up in the other place,
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- It is real.
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It's all solid.
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while you're having it.
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- Looking for motion blur, pixilation.
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139. - Hello, Doctor.
- Hello.
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actually passed some exams.
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like you've always dreamed.
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143. - How interesting.
- What is?
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your dream job,
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Maybe this is your dream.
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Isn't it, Amy?
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- Yeah.
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- Old people's home.
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lives to their 90s.
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that doesn't make sense.
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with a stick.
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How's your hip?
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- Can I borrow you?
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psychic schism to sort out.
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aren't you?
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- The heating's off.
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- Yeah.
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That's what I always do.
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She's so lovely though.
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core power. We're drifting.
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175. The scanner's down so we can't
even see out. We could be anywhere.
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overriding my controls.
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I'd heard such good things.
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the Oncoming Storm.
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- What shall we call me?
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let's call me the Dream Lord.
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- This? No, I'm not convinced.
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impressed, but Dream Lord.
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- I'll do the talking, thank you.
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- Dream Lord. He creates dreams.
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cheap tricks.
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here, does he get a guess?
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the gooseberry around here,
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not responsible for.
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Of course I've chosen.
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- Oh, good, thanks.
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I've seen your dreams.
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or a real face.
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this cheap cabaret act?
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- If you had any more tawdry quirks
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a Tawdry Quirk Shop.
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first-year fashion student...
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got a little purple space dog
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intergalactic wag you are.
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Two worlds.
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village that time forgot.
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both worlds a deadly danger.
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This is very, very bad.
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- Now then. The prognosis is this.
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you wake up in reality.
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in next to no time.
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why it's called reality.
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before? Do you know him?
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- Don't get jealous.
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too much for you, Doctor.
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in the morning.
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- I don't know.
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- Why is he doing this?
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on folk like us who can
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- What does he mean, deadly danger?
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- They've all gone.
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of this reality split we're stuck in
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world, unlike in conventional dreams.
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very rare, very complicated.
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- It's OK, we're doctors.
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and it just turned
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dull again, ever. OK?
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mention Rory's ponytail?
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- This from the man in the bow tie.
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284. - Have you got any warm clothing?
- What does it matter if we're cold?
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what she is up to.
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down there, have a look.
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where we're happy and settled
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to death? - The Doctor will fix it.
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get married?
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296. - We can still get married. Some day.
- You don't want to any more?
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- You are always so insecure.
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- It was the night before our wedding.
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Instead I get duff central heating
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- Rory, wind.
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- What is that?
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It's not a malfunction.
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this version of reality.
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There is no such things...
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Stars burn.
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burning cold. - Is that possible?
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everybody expect me to, always?
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haven't seen before.
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- I don't know.
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- You know how to get us out of this?
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- Then what'll we do?
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Don't get sucked in to it,
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330. - This is so you, isn't it?
- What?
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to live and one man to save the day.
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village and a family.
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342. Where have the children gone? Don't
know. Play time's probably over.
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- I feel it here.
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in a place with a pub, two shops
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dramatics society?
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don't have to see them doing Oklahoma.
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what are those piles of dust?
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- No.
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attack of the old people?
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hasn't it? What do you think, Amy?
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wake up in the TARDIS. You first!
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- Do that again.
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"leave her alone".
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- Yes, you're not quite so impressive.
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lies, don't I, Amy Pond?
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Elizabeth the First?
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it. I know who you are.
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- Course I do.
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but there's only one person
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me as much as you do.
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about them.
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380. - Hi.
- Hello.
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went to get reinforcements!
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You look a bit tense.
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383. - Hello, Mr Nainby!
- Rory...
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used to slip me the odd free toffee.
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386. - How did he do that?
- I suspect he's not himself.
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387. Don't get comfortable here.
You may have to run. Fast.
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inside her. Inside all of them.
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years, living and waiting.
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out of anywhere else are they?
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you're better than this.
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here? Why aren't you at home?
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long, you're keeping them alive.
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403. Now we will do the same
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404. OK, makes sense, I suppose.
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405. Credible enough, could be real.
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406. Morning.
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407. You need to leave this planet.
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408. Wait! Stop!
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409. After all I've done for the
over-70s in this village.
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410. OK, this is crazy.
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411. She loves me, I fixed her depression,
she's just a little old lady.
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412. Mrs Hammill,
we don't understand...
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413. I'll deal with this one, Chubs.
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414. I can't hit her.
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415. Whack her!
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416. We just ran away.
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417. We just abandoned the Doctor.
Don't ever call me Chubs again.
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418. We don't see him for years, and
somehow we don't really connect
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419. any more and then, then
he takes the bullet for us.
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420. Hey, he'll be fine.
You know the Doctor.
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421. He's Mr Cool.
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422. Oh, I love a good butcher's,
don't you?
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423. We've got to use these
places or they'll shut down.
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424. But you're probably
a vegetarian, you big
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425. - flop-haired wuss. -
Oh, pipe down. I'm busy.
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426. Maybe you need a little sleep.
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427. Oh, wait a moment.
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428. If you fall a sleep here,
several dozen angry pensioners
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429. will destroy you with
their horrible eye things.
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430. Fingers in the ear? Brilliant!
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431. What's next, shouting boo?
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432. Come in.
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433. Come in.
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434. Yes, we've got lots at
"steak" here this week.
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435. Lots at steak.
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436. Get it?
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437. Are these jokes wasted on you?
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438. Wait, stop...
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439. I can't watch.
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440. - It's colder.
- The three of us have to agree,
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441. now, which is the
dream. It's this, here.
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442. He could be right. The science
is all wrong here, burning ice?
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443. No, no, no ice can burn, sofas
can read, it's a big universe.
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444. We have to agree which battle
to lose. All of us, now.
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445. - OK, which world do you think is real?
- This one. No. The other one.
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446. - But are we disagreeing, or competing?
- Competing over what?
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447. - Nine minutes till impact.
- What temperature is it?
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448. Outside? How many noughts
have you got? Inside?
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449. I don't know but I can't feel
my feet and... other parts.
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450. - I think all my parts are basically
fine. - Stop competing!
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451. Can't we call for help?
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452. Yeah, the universe is really
small bound to be someone nearby!
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453. Put these on, both of you.
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454. A poncho. The biggest crime
against fashion since lederhosen.
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455. Here we go!
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456. My boys... my poncho boys.
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457. If we're going to die, let's die
looking like a Peruvian folk band.
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458. - We're not going to die.
- No, we're not,
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459. but our time's running out. If we
fall asleep here we're in trouble.
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460. If we could divide up,
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461. then we'd have an active presence
in each world, but the Dream Lord
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462. is switching us between the
worlds. Why, why, what's the logic?
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463. - Good idea, Veggie,
- Let's divide you three up,
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464. so I can have a little chat
with our lovely companion.
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465. Maybe I'll keep her,
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466. and you can have Pointy
Nose to yourself for
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467. all eternity, should you manage to
clamber aboard some sort of reality.
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468. - Can you hear that?
- What? No.
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469. Don't be scared, we'll be back.
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470. - Rory, Doctor, don't leave me.
- Amy,
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471. we're going to have fun,
aren't we?
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472. No, please,
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473. not alone.
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474. Sorry.
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475. I'm sorry. Sorry...
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476. Sorry.
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477. OK, where is it?
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478. Oh, help, somebody!
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479. You couldn't live near
the shops, could you?
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480. It's OK, it's only me.
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481. Get in, get in, get in.
Quickly, quickly, over here.
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482. Quickly, come on, jump in. Quick
get in now, quickly. Hurry up.
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483. Are we in?
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484. Come on, let's go, quickly,
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485. all four, that's it everyone in.
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486. Poor Amy.
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487. He always leaves you,
doesn't he?
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488. Alone in the dark.
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489. Never apologises.
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490. He doesn't have to.
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491. That's good,
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492. because he never will.
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493. And now he's left you with me.
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494. Spooky old,
not-to-be-trusted me.
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495. Anything could happen.
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496. Who are you?
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497. And what do you want?
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498. The Doctor knows you, but he's
not telling me who you are.
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499. And he always does. Takes him a
while sometimes, but he tells me.
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500. So you're something different.
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501. Oh, is that who you think
you are? The one he trusts?
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502. Actually, yes.
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503. The one girl in the universe to
whom the Doctor tells everything?
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504. So what's his name?
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505. Now, which one of these
men would you really choose?
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506. Look at them.
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507. You ran away with a handsome hero.
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508. Would you really give him up for a
bumbling country doctor who thinks
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509. the only thing he needs to
be interesting is a ponytail?
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510. Stop it!
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511. But maybe it's better than
loving and losing the Doctor.
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512. Pick a world and this
nightmare will all be over.
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513. They'll listen to you. It's
you they're waiting for.
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514. Amy's men.
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515. Amy's choice.
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516. Everybody, out, out out!
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517. Into the church, that's
right. Don't answer the door.
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518. It's make your mind
up time in both worlds.
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519. Bye. I need to find my friends.
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520. Friends? Is that the right
word for the people you acquire?
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521. Friends are people
you stay in touch with.
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522. Your friends never see you
again once they've grown up.
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523. The old man prefers the company
of the young, does he not?
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524. How did I get up here?
I carried you.
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525. I'm afraid you may
experience some bruising.
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526. - Where's the Doctor?
- I don't know.
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527. I want to do something for you.
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528. I was starting to like it.
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529. It's all right, I had to
stop off at the butcher's.
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530. - What are we going to do?
- I don't know.
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531. I thought the freezing TARDIS
was real but now I'm not so sure.
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532. - I think the baby's starting.
- Honestly?
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533. Would I make it up
at a time like this?
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534. Well, you do have a history of...
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535. being very lovely.
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536. Why are they so desperate
to kill us?
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537. They're scared.
It generates savagery.
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538. Rory!
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539. - No! I'm not ready.
- Stay.
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540. Look after our baby.
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541. No.
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542. Come back.
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543. Save him.
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544. You save everyone. You always do.
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545. It's what you do.
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546. Not always.
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547. I'm sorry.
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548. Then what is the point of you?
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549. This is the dream.
Definitely, this one.
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550. Now, if we die here, we wake up?
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551. Unless we just die.
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552. Either way, this is my only
chance of seeing him again.
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553. - This is the dream.
- How do you know?
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554. Because if this is real life, I
don't want it. I don't want it.
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555. - Why aren't they attacking?
- Either because this is just a dream,
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556. or because they know
what we're about to do.
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557. Be very sure. This
could be the real world.
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558. It can't be.
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559. Rory isn't here.
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560. I didn't know. I didn't, I didn't,
I honestly didn't, till right now.
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561. I just want him.
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562. I love Rory, and I never
told him, but now he's gone.
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563. So... you chose this world.
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564. Well done. You got it right.
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565. And with only seconds left.
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566. Fair's fair.
Let's warm you up.
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567. I hope you've enjoyed
your little fictions.
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568. It all came out
of your imagination,
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569. so I'll leave you to ponder
on that.
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570. I have been defeated.
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571. I shall withdraw.
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572. Farewell.
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573. Something happened. I...
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574. What happened to me?
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575. I...
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576. Oh, right.
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577. This is good.
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578. I am liking this.
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579. Was it something I said?
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580. Can you tell what it was so
I can use it in emergencies?
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581. And maybe birthdays.
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582. - What are we doing now?
- Me, I'm going to blow up the TARDIS.
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583. What?
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584. Notice how helpful
the Dream Lord was?
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585. There was misinformation,
red herring,
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586. malice, and I could have
done without the limerick.
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587. But he was always very keen to make
us choose between dream and reality.
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588. What are you doing?
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589. The Dream Lord conceded.
This isn't the dream!
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590. - Yes, it is!
- Stop him.
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591. Star burning cold.
Do me a favour!
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592. The Dream Lord has no
power over the real world.
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593. He was offering us a
choice between two dreams.
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594. - How do you know that?
- Because I know who he is.
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595. Any questions?
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596. What's that?
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597. A speck of psychic pollen from the
candle meadows of Karass don Slava.
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598. Must have been hanging around
for ages.
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599. Fell in the time rotor, heated up and
induced a dream state for all of us.
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600. So that was the Dream Lord then?
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601. Those little specks.
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602. No, no. No.
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603. Sorry, wasn't it obvious?
The Dream Lord was me.
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604. Psychic pollen,
it's a mind parasite.
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605. It feeds on everything dark
in you.
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606. Gives it a voice,
turns it against you.
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607. I'm 907. It had a lot to go on.
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608. But why didn't it feed on us,
too?
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609. Darkness in you pair? It would've
starved to death in an instant.
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610. I choose my friends
with great care.
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611. Otherwise
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612. I'm stuck with my own company,
and you know how that works out.
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613. But those things
he said about you.
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614. You don't think
any of that's true?
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615. Amy, right now a question
is about to occur to Rory.
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616. And seeing as the answer
is about to change his life,
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617. I think you should give
him your full attention.
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618. - Yeah. Actually, yeah.
- There it is.
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619. Cos what I don't get is you blew up
the TARDIS, that stopped that dream,
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620. but what stopped the Leadworth dream?
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621. We crashed the camper van.
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622. Oh, right,
I don't remember that bit.
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623. No, you weren't there,
you were already...
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624. Already what?
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625. Dead. You died in that
dream. Mrs Poggit got you.
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626. But how did you know it was a
dream? Before you crashed the van,
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627. how did you know
you wouldn't just die?
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628. I didn't.
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629. So...
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630. Well, then, where now?
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631. Or should I just pop down to the
swimming pool for a few lengths?
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632. I don't know.
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633. Anywhere's good for
me. I'm happy anywhere.
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634. It's up to Amy this time.
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635. Amy's choice.
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