Doctor Who 5x2

1. 'Well done Alfie.

2. 'Good girl Tabitha.

3. 'Very well done Ranjit.

4. 'Good girl Chloe.

5. 'Well done Ben.

6. 'Well done Mandy.

7. 'Bad boy Timmy.

8. 'Zero.'

9. You got a zero didn't you? Yeah. So?

10. You'll have to walk home then. Walk to London? That's 20 decks!

11. You can't ride a Vator with a zero. You know what happens.

12. You'll get sent below.

13. I'll wait for you.

14. 'Welcome to Vator Verse

15. sponsored by McLintock's Candy Burgers.'

16. L-London please.

17. 'A horse and a man above below

18. 'One has a plan but both must go

19. 'Mile after mile above beneath

20. 'One has a smile and one has teeth

21. 'Though the man above might say hello

22. 'Expect no love from the beast below.'

23. Help!

24. Help me!

25. My name is Amy Pond.

26. When I was seven I had an imaginary friend.

27. Last night was the night before my wedding... Come on Pond.

28. .. and my imaginary friend came back.

29. NOW do you believe me? OK your box is a spaceship.

30. It's really really a spaceship.

31. We are in space! Whoo!

32. What are we breathing? I've extended the air shell - we're fine.

33. Now that's interesting.

34. 29th Century. Solar flares roast the earth

35. and the entire human race packs its bags

36. and moves out till the weather improves.

37. Whole nations... Doctor? .. migrating to the stars.

38. Doctor? Isn't that amazing?

39. Doctor!

40. Well come on.

41. I've found us a spaceship.

42. This is the United Kingdom of Britain and Northern Ireland -

43. all of it bolted together and floating in the sky.

44. Starship UK. It's Britain

45. but metal.

46. That's not just a ship - that's an idea.

47. That's a whole country

48. living and laughing and...

49. shopping.

50. Searching the stars for a new home.

51. Can we go out and see? Course we can but first there's a thing. A thing?

52. An important thing.

53. In fact thing one -

54. we are observers only. That's the one rule I've always stuck to in my travels.

55. I never get involved in the affairs of other peoples or planets. Ooh!

56. That's interesting. So we're like a wildlife documentary yeah?

57. Cos if they see a wounded cub or something they can't just save it -

58. they've got to keep filming and let it die.

59. That's got to be hard.

60. I don't think I could do that.

61. Don't you find that hard - being all like detached and cold?

62. Doctor?

63. 'Welcome to London Market.

64. 'You are being monitored.'

65. I'm in the future.

66. Like hundreds... of years in the future.

67. I've been dead for centuries. Oh lovely.

68. You're a cheery one.

69. Never mind dead look at this place. Isn't it wrong? What's wrong?

70. Use your eyes notice everything. What's wrong with this picture?

71. Is it... the bicycles?

72. Bit unusual on a spaceship bicycles. Says the girl in the nightie.

73. Oh my God! I'm in my nightie.

74. Now come on look around you. Actually look.

75. 'London Market is a crime-free zone.'

76. Life on a giant starship back to basics.

77. Bicycles washing lines wind-up street lamps.

78. But look closer. Secrets and shadows lives led in fear.

79. Society bent out of shape on the brink of collapse. A police state.

80. Excuse me.

81. What are you doing?

82. Sorry.

83. Checking all the water in this area.

84. There's an escaped fish.

85. Where was I? Why did you just do that with the water?

86. Don't know. I think a lot. It's hard to keep track. Now police state - do you see it yet? Where?

87. There.

88. Are you sure?

89. Saw it myself.

90. 'Are you going to tell her?'

91. We're under orders to tell her.

92. 'Well done. Keep tabs on him.'

93. 'Sorry to interrupt. There's been a sighting.

94. 'London block Oxford Street.

95. 'A man.'

96. Did he do the thing?

97. 'Apparently.'

98. I'll have a look on the monitors.

99. One little girl crying. So?

100. Crying silently.

101. I mean children cry cos they want attention

102. cos they're hurt or afraid.

103. When they cry silently it's cos they just can't stop.

104. Any parent knows that. Are you a parent?

105. Hundreds of parents walking past and not one of them's asking her what's wrong

106. which means... they already know and it's something they don't talk about.

107. Secrets. They're not helping her so it's something they're afraid of.

108. Shadows - whatever they're afraid of - it's nowhere to be seen

109. which means it's everywhere.

110. Police state.

111. Where'd she go? Deck 207 Apple Sesame block Dwelling 54A. You're looking for Mandy Tanner.

112. Oh this fell out of her pocket when I accidentally bumped into her.

113. Took me four goes.

114. Ask her about those things - the smiling fellows in the booths. They're everywhere.

115. But they're just things.

116. They're clean.

117. Everything else here is battered and filthy - look at this place.

118. But no-one's laid a finger on those booths. Not a footprint within two feet of them.

119. Ask Mandy "Why are people scared of the things in the booths?"

120. No. Hang on - what do I do? I don't know what I'm doing here and I'm not even dressed!

121. It's this or Leadworth. What do you think?

122. Let's see. What will Amy Pond choose?

123. Ha-ha gotcha!

124. Meet me back here in half an hour.

125. What are you going to do? What I always do.

126. Stay out of trouble.

127. Badly.

128. So is this how it works Doctor?

129. You never interfere in the affairs of other peoples or planets unless there's children crying?

130. Yes.

131. You're following me.

132. Saw you watching me at the marketplace.

133. You dropped this.

134. Yeah when your friend kept bumping into me.

135. What's that?

136. There's a hole. We have to go back.

137. A what? A hole?

138. Are you stupid? There's a hole in the road. We can't go that way.

139. There's a travel pipe down by the airlocks if you've got stamps. What are you doing?

140. Oh don't mind me.

141. Never could resist a "keep out" sign.

142. What's through there? What's so scary about a hole?

143. Something under the road?

144. Nobody knows.

145. We're not supposed to talk about it.

146. About what?

147. Below.

148. And because you're not supposed to you don't?

149. Watch and learn.

150. You sound Scottish. I am Scottish. What's wrong with that?

151. Scotland's got to be here somewhere.

152. No.

153. They wanted their own ship.

154. Hmm. Good for them. Nothing changes.

155. So... how did you get here?

156. Oh just passing through you know with a guy. Your boyfriend?

157. Oh.

158. What? Nothing.

159. It's just... I'm getting married.

160. Funny how things slip your mind.

161. Married? Yeah shut up married.

162. Really actually married.

163. Almost definitely. When?

164. Well it's kind of weird.

165. A long time ago tomorrow morning.

166. I wonder what I did.

167. Hey-hey result!

168. Coming? No.

169. Suit yourself. < WHIRRING

170. Stop! You mustn't do that!

171. Oh my God.

172. That's weird. That's...

173. Can't be.

174. The impossible truth

175. in a glass of water.

176. Not many people see it.

177. But you do don't you Doctor?

178. You know me? Keep your voice down.

179. They're everywhere.

180. Tell me what you see in the glass.

181. Who says I see anything?

182. Don't waste time. At the marketplace

183. you placed a glass of water on the floor looked at it

184. then came straight here to the engine room. Why?

185. No engine vibration on deck. Ship this size engine this big you'd feel it. The water would move.

186. So... I thought I'd take a look.

187. It doesn't make sense.

188. These power couplings they're not connected. Look.

189. Look - they're dummies see?

190. And behind this wall nothing. It's hollow.

191. If I didn't know better I'd say there was... No engine at all.

192. But it's working. This ship is travelling though space. I saw it.

193. The impossible truth Doctor.

194. We're travelling among the stars in a spaceship that could never fly.

195. How? I don't know.

196. There's a darkness at the heart of this nation.

197. It threatens every one of us.

198. Help us Doctor.

199. You're our only hope.

200. Your friend is safe.

201. This will take you to her. Now go quickly!

202. Who are you?

203. How do I find you again?

204. I am Liz 10. And I will find you.

205. 'Welcome to voting cubicle 330C.

206. 'Please leave this installation as you would wish to find it.

207. 'The United Kingdom recognises the right to know of all its citizens.

208. 'A presentation concerning the history of Starship UK will begin shortly.

209. 'Your identity is being verified on our electoral roll.

210. 'Name - Amelia Jessica Pond.

211. 'Age - 1306.'

212. Shut up!

213. 'Marital status...

214. 'Unknown.'

215. 'You are here because you want to know the truth about this starship

216. 'and I am talking to you because you're entitled to know.

217. 'When this presentation has finished

218. 'you will have a choice.

219. 'You may either protest... or forget.

220. 'If you choose to protest understand this.

221. 'If just 1% of the population of this ship do likewise

222. 'the programme will be discontinued

223. 'with consequences for you all.

224. 'If you choose to accept the situation -

225. 'and we hope that you will -

226. 'then press the "forget" button.

227. 'All the information I am about to give you

228. 'will be erased from your memory.

229. 'You will continue to enjoy the safety and amenities of Starship UK

230. 'unburdened by the knowledge of what has been done to save you.

231. 'Here then is the truth about Starship UK

232. 'and the price that has been paid

233. 'for the safety of the British people.

234. 'May God have mercy on our souls.'

235. 'This isn't a trick. You've got to find the Doctor and get him back to the TARDIS.

236. 'Don't let him investigate. Stop him. Do whatever you have to.

237. 'Just please please get the Doctor off this ship!'

238. AMY'S MESSAGE REPLAYS Amy?

239. 'You've got to find the Doctor...'

240. What have you done?

241. Yeah your basic memory wipe job. Must have erased about 20 minutes.

242. But why would I choose to forget? Cos everyone does. >

243. Everyone chooses the "forget" button.

244. Did you?

245. I'm not eligible to vote yet. I'm 12.

246. Any time after you're 16 you're allowed to the see the film and make your choice.

247. And then once every five years...

248. And once every five years everyone chooses to forget what they've learned.

249. Democracy in action.

250. How do you not know about this? Are you Scottish too?

251. Oh I'm way worse than Scottish.

252. I can't even see the movie. Won't play for me. It played for me.

253. The difference being the computer doesn't accept me as human. Why not?

254. You look human.

255. No you look Time Lord.

256. We came first. So there are other Time Lords yeah?

257. No.

258. There were but there aren't...

259. Just me now.

260. Long story. There was a bad day. Bad stuff happened and you know what?

261. I'd love to forget it all every last bit of it but I don't. Not ever.

262. Cos this is what I do - every time every day every second. This.

263. Hold tight.

264. We're bringing down the government.

265. Say "Wheee!"

266. Aaargh!

267. It's all right love.

268. It's only me.

269. Aaargh!

270. High-speed air cannon. Lousy way to travel.

271. Where are we? 600 feet down 20 miles laterally - puts us at the heart of the ship.

272. I'd say... Lancashire.

273. What's this then - a cave? Can't be a cave. Looks like a cave.

274. It's a rubbish dump and it's minging!

275. Yes but only food refuse.

276. Organic coming through feeder tubes from all over the ship.

277. The floor's all squidgy like a water bed. But feeding what though?

278. It's sort of rubbery feel it. Wet and slimy.

279. Er... It's not a floor it's a...

280. So...

281. It's a what? The next word is kind of the scary word.

282. Take a moment. Get yourself in a calm place.

283. Go "omm".

284. Omm.

285. It's a tongue.

286. A tongue? A tongue. A great big tongue.

287. This is a mouth?

288. This whole place is a mouth?

289. We're in a mouth? Yes yes yes but on the plus side roomy.

290. How do we get out? How big is this beastie?

291. It's gorgeous!

292. Blimey! if this is just the mouth I'd love to see the stomach.

293. Though not right now. Doctor how do we get out?

294. OK it's being fed through surgically implanted feeder tubes

295. so the normal entrance is...

296. .. closed for business.

297. We can try though.

298. No! Stop don't move! Too late. It's started. What has?

299. Swallow reflex.

300. What are you doing? I'm vibrating the chemo-receptors. Chemo-what?

301. The eject button. How does a mouth have an eject button? Think about it!

302. Right then.

303. This isn't going to be big on dignity.

304. Geronimo!

305. There's nothing broken there's no sign of concussion and yes you are covered in sick.

306. Where are we? Overspill pipe at a guess.

307. Oh God it stinks. That's not the pipe.

308. Oh.

309. Whoo!

310. Can we get out?

311. One door one door switch one condition.

312. We forget everything we saw.

313. Look familiar?

314. That's the carrot.

315. Ooh here's the stick.

316. There's a creature living in the heart of this ship. What's it doing there?

317. No that's not going to work on me so come on.

318. Big old beast below decks and everyone who protests gets shoved down its throat. That how it works?

319. Oh stop it. I'm not leaving and I'm not forgetting

320. and what are you fellows going to do about it? Stick out your tongues?

321. Doctor?

322. Look who it is.

323. You look a lot better without your mask.

324. You must be Amy. Liz.

325. Liz 10. Hi.

326. Eurgh!

327. Lovely hair Amy. Shame about the sick.

328. You know Mandy yeah?

329. She's very brave. How did you find us?

330. Stuck my gizmo on you.

331. Been listening in. Nice moves on the hurl escape.

332. So what's the big fella doing here?

333. You're over 16 you've voted.

334. Whatever this is you've chosen to forget about it.

335. No. Never forgot never voted. Not technically a British subject.

336. Then who and what are you and how do you know me?

337. You're a bit hard to miss love. Mysterious stranger

338. MO consistent with higher alien intelligence hair of an idiot...

339. I've been brought up on the stories.

340. My whole family was.

341. Your family?

342. They're repairing. Doesn't take them long. Let's move.

343. The Doctor. Old drinking buddy of Henry XII.

344. Tea and scones with Liz II. Vicky was a bit on the fence about you weren't she?

345. Knighted and exiled you on the same day.

346. And so much for the Virgin Queen you bad bad boy!

347. Liz 10? Liz 10 yeah.

348. Elizabeth X. And down!

349. I'm the bloody Queen mate.

350. Basically I rule.

351. There's a high-speed Vator through there.

352. Oh yeah. There's these things.

353. Any ideas? Doctor I saw one of these up top.

354. There was a hole in the road like it had burst through like a root. Exactly like a root.

355. It's all one creature - the same one we were inside - reaching out.

356. It must be growing through the mechanisms of the entire ship.

357. What? Like an infestation?

358. Someone's helping it.

359. Feeding it.

360. Feeding my subjects to it. Come on. We've got to keep moving.

361. Doctor?

362. Oh Amy.

363. We should never have come here.

364. 'Don't let him investigate.

365. 'Stop him. Do whatever you have to.

366. 'Just please please get the Doctor off this ship.'

367. Winder division one.

368. Ten has penetrated to the lower levels.

369. Initiate the protocol.

370. God save the Queen.

371. Why all the glasses?

372. To remind me every single day that my government is up to something

373. and it's my duty to find out what.

374. A queen going undercover to investigate her own kingdom?

375. Secrets are being kept from me.

376. I don't have a choice.

377. Ten years I've been at this - my entire reign -

378. and you've achieved more in one afternoon.

379. How old were you when you came to the throne?

380. 40. Why?

381. What you're 50 now? No way!

382. Yeah they slowed my body clock. Keeps me looking like the stamps.

383. And you always wear this in public? Undercover's not easy when you're me.

384. The autographs the bunting.

385. Air-balanced porcelain.

386. Stays on by itself cos it's perfectly sculpted to your face.

387. Yeah. So what?

388. Oh Liz.

389. So everything.

390. DOOR OPENS >

391. What are you doing?

392. How dare you come in here?

393. Ma'am you have expressed interest in the interior workings of Starship UK.

394. You will come with us now.

395. Why would I do that?

396. How can they be Smilers?

397. Half Smiler half human.

398. Whatever you creatures are

399. I am still your queen.

400. On whose authority is this done?

401. The highest authority Ma'am.

402. I AM the highest authority. Yes ma'am.

403. You must go now Ma'am. Where?

404. The tower Ma'am.

405. Doctor where are we?

406. The lowest point of Starship UK.

407. The dungeon. Ma'am.

408. Hawthorne!

409. So this is where you hid yourself away.

410. I think you've got some explaining to do. There's children down here. What's all that about?

411. Protesters and citizens of limited value are fed to the beast.

412. For some reason it won't eat the children.

413. You're the first adults it's spared. You're very lucky.

414. Yeah look at us. Torture chamber of the Tower of London.

415. Lucky lucky lucky.

416. Except it's not a torture chamber is it?

417. Well except it is.

418. Except it isn't.

419. Depends on your angle.

420. What's that?

421. Well like I say depends on the angle.

422. It's either the exposed pain centre of big fella's brain being tortured relentlessly... Or?

423. Or it's the gas pedal the accelerator - Starship UK's go-faster button.

424. I don't understand. Don't you?

425. Try go on. The spaceship that could never fly no vibration on deck.

426. This creature - this poor trapped terrified creature.

427. It's not infesting you it's not invading -

428. it's what you have instead of an engine.

429. And this place down here is where you hurt it

430. where you torture it day after day just to keep it moving.

431. Tell you what.

432. Normally it's above the range of human hearing.

433. This is the sound none of you wanted to hear.

434. Stop it.

435. Who did this?

436. We act on instructions from the highest authority.

437. I am the highest authority.

438. The creature will be released now.

439. I said now!

440. Is anyone listening to me? Liz.

441. Your mask.

442. What about my mask?

443. Look at it. It's old.

444. At least 200 years old I'd say.

445. Yeah it's an antique so?

446. Yeah an antique made by craftsmen over 200 years ago and perfectly sculpted to your face.

447. They slowed your body clock all right but you're not 50.

448. Nearer 300.

449. And it's been a long old reign.

450. Nah it's ten years.

451. I've been on this throne ten years.

452. Ten years.

453. And the same ten years over and over again

454. always leading you...

455. here.

456. What have you done?

457. Only what you have ordered.

458. We work for you Ma'am.

459. The Winders the Smilers all of us.

460. 'If you are watching this...

461. 'If I am watching this

462. 'then I have found my way to the Tower Of London.

463. 'The creature you are looking at

464. 'is called a Star Whale.

465. 'Once there were millions of them.

466. 'They lived in the depths of space and according to legend

467. 'guided the early space travellers through the asteroid belts.

468. 'This one

469. 'as far as we are aware

470. 'is the last of its kind.

471. 'And what we have done to it

472. 'breaks my heart.

473. 'The Earth was burning.

474. 'Our sun had turned on us and every other nation had fled to the skies.

475. 'Our children screamed

476. 'as the skies grew hotter.

477. 'And then it came

478. 'like a miracle.

479. 'The last of the star whales.

480. 'We trapped it.

481. 'We built our ship around it

482. 'and we rode on its back to safety.

483. 'If you wish our voyage to continue

484. 'then you must press the "forget" button.

485. 'Be again the heart of this nation

486. 'untainted.

487. 'If not

488. 'press the other button.

489. 'Your reign will end the Star Whale will be released

490. 'and our ship will disintegrate.

491. 'I hope I keep the strength to make the right decision.'

492. I voted for this?

493. Why would I do that?

494. Because you knew if we stayed here

495. I'd be faced with an impossible choice.

496. Humanity or the alien.

497. You took it upon yourself to save me from that.

498. And that was wrong.

499. You don't ever decide what I need to know.

500. I don't even remember doing it.

501. You did it. That's what counts.

502. I'm... I'm sorry.

503. Oh I don't care.

504. When I'm done here you're going home.

505. Why?

506. Because I made a mistake?

507. One mistake?

508. I don't even remember doing it. Doctor!

509. Yeah. I know.

510. You're only human.

511. What are you doing?

512. The worst thing I'll ever do.

513. I'm going to pass a massive electrical charge through the Star Whale's brain.

514. Should knock out all its higher functions leave it a vegetable.

515. The ship will still fly but the whale won't feel it.

516. That'll be like killing it. Look three options.

517. One - I let the Star Whale continue in unendurable agony

518. for hundreds more years.

519. Two - I kill everyone on this ship.

520. Three - I murder a beautiful innocent creature as painlessly as I can.

521. And then I find a new name cos I won't be the Doctor any more.

522. There must be something we can do some other way.

523. Nobody talk to me. Nobody human has anything to say to me today!

524. Timmy!

525. You made it you're OK!

526. It's me - Mandy.

527. 'Come on use your eyes. Notice everything.

528. 'Notice everything.'

529. Our children screamed.

530. It came like a miracle. It won't eat the children.

531. Children screamed. Then it came. It's the last of its kind.

532. Just me now. The last of its kind. Is this how it works Doctor?

533. Never interfere with other peoples or planets... Children screamed. .. unless it's children crying.

534. The last of its kind. Just me now.

535. Unless there's children crying. Yes.

536. 'It won't eat the children.' 'Then it came.

537. 'Like a miracle.

538. 'The last of the Star Whales.'

539. Doctor stop.

540. Whatever you're doing stop it now!

541. Sorry Your Majesty going to need a hand.

542. Amy no! No!

543. Amy what have you done?

544. Nothing at all.

545. Am I right?

546. We've INCREASED speed. Yeah well you've stopped torturing the pilot.

547. Gotta help.

548. It's still here?

549. I don't understand.

550. The Star Whale didn't come like a miracle all those years ago.

551. It volunteered.

552. You didn't have to trap it or torture it -

553. that was all just you.

554. It came because it couldn't stand to watch your children cry.

555. What if you were really old and really kind and alone?

556. Your whole race dead no future.

557. What couldn't you do then?

558. If you were that old and that kind

559. and the very last of your kind...

560. you couldn't just stand there and watch children cry.

561. From Her Majesty.

562. She says there will be no more secrets on Starship UK.

563. Amy you could have killed everyone on this ship.

564. You could have killed a Star Whale.

565. And you saved it.

566. I know I know.

567. Amazing though don't you think?

568. The Star Whale.

569. All that pain and misery...

570. .. and loneliness.

571. And it just made it kind.

572. But you couldn't have known how it would react. YOU couldn't.

573. But I've seen it before.

574. Very old and very kind and the very very last.

575. Sound a bit familiar?

576. Hey.

577. What?

578. Gotcha. Ha!

579. Gotcha.

580. Shouldn't we say goodbye? Won't they wonder where we went?

581. For the rest of their lives.

582. Oh the songs they'll write!

583. Never mind them. Big day tomorrow.

584. Sorry what? Well it's always a big day tomorrow.

585. We've got a time machine. I skip the little ones.

586. You know what I said about getting back for tomorrow morning...

587. Have you ever run away from something because you were scared

588. or not ready or just...

589. Just because you could?

590. Once... a long time ago.

591. What happened?

592. Hello!

593. Right.

594. Doctor there's something I haven't told you.

595. No. Hang on is that a phone ringing?

596. People phone you?

597. Well it's a phone box. Would you mind?

598. Hello?

599. Sorry who?

600. No seriously. Who?

601. Says he's Prime Minister. First the Queen now the Prime Minister. Get about don't you?

602. Which Prime Minister?

603. Er which Prime Minister?

604. The British one. Which British one?

605. Which British one?

606. Winston Churchill for you.

607. Oh! Hello dear. What's up?

608. Tricky situation Doctor.

609. Potentially very dangerous.

610. I think I'm going to need you.

611. Don't worry about a thing Prime Minister. We're on our way.

612. In bed above we're deep asleep

613. While greater love lies further deep

614. This dream must end

615. This world must know

616. We all depend on the beast below.

617. Winston Churchill. Doctor is it you?

618. Cabinet War Rooms right?

619. I have something to show you. Our new secret weapon.

620. This is one of my ironsides. Your what?

621. I am your soldier.

622. You didn't invent them they're alien. They'll win me rewards.

623. They're up to something but what is it? What are they after?

624. I've defeated you time and again. I've saved the whole of reality from you.

625. I am the Doctor and you are the Daleks.

626. Behold the restoration of the Daleks.