1. No, Amy, it's definitely not
the fifth moon of Sinda Callista.Copy !req
2. I think I can see a Ryman's.Copy !req
3. Amy! Amy!Copy !req
4. Argh!Copy !req
5. Doctor!Copy !req
6. It's saying we're on Earth!Copy !req
7. Essex, Colchester.Copy !req
8. Doctor?Copy !req
9. It's taking off again.Copy !req
10. Doctor, can you hear me?Copy !req
11. Amy!Copy !req
12. Amy...Copy !req
13. 'Hello?
Hello, please? Hello?'Copy !req
14. 'I need your help.
There's been an accident. 'Copy !req
15. 'Please, help me. 'Copy !req
16. Hello?Copy !req
17. Please, will you help me?Copy !req
18. Help you?Copy !req
19. What's wrong?Copy !req
20. Something terrible's happened.Copy !req
21. Please help me.Copy !req
22. Craig, what's that on the ceiling?Copy !req
23. - What's what on the ceiling?
- That!Copy !req
24. It's coming from upstairs.Copy !req
25. Who lives up there again?Copy !req
26. Just some bloke.Copy !req
27. So what's the plan tonight?
Pizza, booze, telly?Copy !req
28. Yeah, pizza, booze, telly.Copy !req
29. What is he doing up there?Copy !req
30. - You put the advert up yet?
- Yeah, did it today, paper shop window.Copy !req
31. "One furnished room available
immediately, shared kitchen,Copy !req
32. "bathroom, with 27-year-old
male, non smoker, £400 pcmCopy !req
33. - per calendar month -
suit young professional. "Copy !req
34. Mmm, sounds ideal. That's
your mission in life, Craig.Copy !req
35. - Find me a man! - Yeah, otherwise
you'll have to settle for me.Copy !req
36. You'll have to settle for me first.Copy !req
37. Oh, Melina again. What?Copy !req
38. Right.Copy !req
39. Yeah, but I've kind of got plans.Copy !req
40. No, it's nothing important,
it's just Craig. - Oh, thanks, Soph.Copy !req
41. Sorry, you know what I mean!Copy !req
42. OK. I'll talk to Craig, OK.Copy !req
43. Now she's having a Dylan crisis
on top of the Clare crisis.Copy !req
44. It could be another all-nighter.Copy !req
45. I'm sorry, but I really should go.Copy !req
46. Do you mind if I go?Copy !req
47. No, not at all.
No, honestly, course not, go.Copy !req
48. - Cos I could stay. - No, go on.
- I mean, we've got plans.Copy !req
49. Just pizza.Copy !req
50. Yeah, it's just pizza.Copy !req
51. OK! Right, I'm going.Copy !req
52. - All right, then. Well, um,
I'll see you soon. - Yeah.Copy !req
53. All right, and give me a
call, I hope everything's OK.Copy !req
54. Thanks, sorry.Copy !req
55. Just tell her.Copy !req
56. Just tell her. "I love you. "Copy !req
57. "I love you. " Oh, jus..Copy !req
58. "Hey, I don't know if you knew... "Copy !req
59. Oh!Copy !req
60. Every time!Copy !req
61. I love you. I love you.Copy !req
62. I love you.Copy !req
63. I love you!Copy !req
64. I love you!Copy !req
65. Well, that's good, cos I'm
your new lodger. Do you know,Copy !req
66. this is going to be
easier than I expected!Copy !req
67. But I only just put the advert
up today, I didn't put my address.Copy !req
68. Well, aren't you lucky I came
along? More lucky than you know.Copy !req
69. Less of a young professional,
more of an ancient amateur,Copy !req
70. but frankly I'm an absolute dream.Copy !req
71. Hang on, mate, I don't
know if I want you staying,Copy !req
72. and give me back those
keys, you can't have those!Copy !req
73. Yes, quite right. Have some rent.Copy !req
74. That's probably quite a lot,
isn't it? Looks like a lot.Copy !req
75. Is it a lot? I can never tell.Copy !req
76. Don't spend it all on sweets. Unless
you like sweets. I like sweets. Ooh.Copy !req
77. That's how we greet each other
nowadays, isn't it? I'm the Doctor.Copy !req
78. Well, they call me the
Doctor, I don't know why.Copy !req
79. I call me the Doctor too.
Still don't know why.Copy !req
80. - Craig Owens. The Doctor?
- Yep.Copy !req
81. - Who lives upstairs?
- Just some bloke.Copy !req
82. What does he look like?Copy !req
83. Normal. He's very quiet.Copy !req
84. Usually.Copy !req
85. Sorry, who are you again?Copy !req
86. Hello? Excuse me?Copy !req
87. Ah! I suppose that's... dry rot?Copy !req
88. - Or damp. Or mildew.
- Or none of the above.Copy !req
89. - I'll get someone to fix it.
- No, I'll fix it.Copy !req
90. I'm good at fixing rot.
Call me the Rotmeister.Copy !req
91. No, I'm the Doctor, don't
call me the Rotmeister.Copy !req
92. This is the most beautiful
parlour I have ever seen,Copy !req
93. you're obviously a man
of impeccable taste.Copy !req
94. I can stay, Craig, can't I?
Say I can.Copy !req
95. - You haven't even seen the room.
- The room? - Your room.Copy !req
96. My room?
Oh, yes, my room, my room.Copy !req
97. Take me to my room!Copy !req
98. Yeah, this is Mark's old room, he owns
the place, moved out about a month ago.Copy !req
99. An uncle he'd never even heard
of died and left a load of money.Copy !req
100. How very convenient.Copy !req
101. This'll do just right. In fact...Copy !req
102. No time to lose. I'll take it.Copy !req
103. Ah... you'll want to see my credentials.Copy !req
104. There... National Insurance number...Copy !req
105. NHS number...Copy !req
106. - References... - Is that a reference
from the Archbishop of Canterbury?Copy !req
107. I'm his special favourite.Copy !req
108. Are you hungry? I'm hungry.Copy !req
109. I haven't got anything in.Copy !req
110. You've got everything I need for
an omelette fines herbes! Pour deux!Copy !req
111. So who's the girl on the fridge?Copy !req
112. My friend. Sophie.Copy !req
113. - Girlfriend? - A friend who is a
girl. There's nothing going on.Copy !req
114. Ah, that's completely
normal. Works for me.Copy !req
115. We met at work about a
year ago at the call centre.Copy !req
116. Oh, really, a communications
exchange? That could be handy.Copy !req
117. Firm's going down though. The bosses are
using a totally rubbish business model.Copy !req
118. I know what they should do,
I got a plan all worked out,Copy !req
119. but I'm just a phone drone, I can't
go running in saying I know best.Copy !req
120. Why am I telling you this?
I don't even know you.Copy !req
121. I've got one of those faces.Copy !req
122. People never stop blurting out
their plans while I'm around.Copy !req
123. Right, where's your stuff?Copy !req
124. Don't worry, it'll materialise,
if all goes to plan.Copy !req
125. Oh, which one, which one? No!Copy !req
126. Why won't you land?Copy !req
127. Oh, that was incredible!Copy !req
128. That was absolutely brilliant.Copy !req
129. Where did you learn to cook?Copy !req
130. Paris, in the 18th century. No, hang on,Copy !req
131. that's not recent, is it? 17th?Copy !req
132. No, no, no, 20th. Sorry, I'm not
used to doing them in the right order.Copy !req
133. Has anyone ever told you
that you're a bit weird?Copy !req
134. They never really stop.
Ever been to Paris, Craig?Copy !req
135. Nah, I can't see the point of Paris.Copy !req
136. - I'm not much of a traveller.
- I can tell from your sofa.Copy !req
137. - My sofa?
- You're starting to look like it.Copy !req
138. Thanks, mate, that's lovely!Copy !req
139. No, I like it here.Copy !req
140. I'd miss it, I'd miss...Copy !req
141. - Those keys?
- What?Copy !req
142. You're sort of...Copy !req
143. fondling them.Copy !req
144. - I'm holding them.
- Right.Copy !req
145. Anyway...Copy !req
146. these...Copy !req
147. these are your keys.Copy !req
148. - I can stay? - Yeah, you're weird and
you can cook, it's good enough for me.Copy !req
149. Right, outdoor, front door,Copy !req
150. your door. - My door. My
place. My gaff. Ha-ha! Yes!Copy !req
151. Me with a key.Copy !req
152. And listen, Mark and I,
we had an arrangement whereCopy !req
153. if you ever need me out of your
hair, just give me a shout, OK?Copy !req
154. Why would I want that?Copy !req
155. In case you want to bring
someone round. A girlfriend or...Copy !req
156. a boyfriend?Copy !req
157. Oh, I will. I'll shout if that happens.Copy !req
158. Yes. Something like...Copy !req
159. I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS!Copy !req
160. By the way, that...Copy !req
161. the rot.Copy !req
162. I've got the strangest
feeling we shouldn't touch it.Copy !req
163. Earth to Pond, Earth to Pond.Copy !req
164. Come in, Pond.Copy !req
165. Doctor!Copy !req
166. - Oooh. - Sorry! - Could you not
wreck my new earpiece, Pond?Copy !req
167. No, I mean, he seems a laugh.Copy !req
168. He's a bit weird, good weird, you know?Copy !req
169. - 'And he just happens to have three
grand on him in a paper bag?' - Yeah.Copy !req
170. Wait, wait. "The Doctor"?Copy !req
171. 'Craig, what if he's a dealer?'Copy !req
172. 'Hello. Stop, please. 'Copy !req
173. 'Can you hear me? I need your help. 'Copy !req
174. How's the TARDIS coping?Copy !req
175. See for yourself.Copy !req
176. Ooh, nasty.Copy !req
177. She's locked in a materialisation loop,
trying to land again but she can't.Copy !req
178. And whatever's stopping her
is upstairs in that flat.Copy !req
179. So go upstairs and sort it!Copy !req
180. 'Please. My little girl's hurt. 'Copy !req
181. I don't know what it is yet!Copy !req
182. Anything that can stop the TARDIS
from landing is big, scary big!Copy !req
183. Wait... aren't you scared?Copy !req
184. I'm so sorry, but will
you help me? Please.Copy !req
185. Help you?Copy !req
186. 'A bow tie, are you serious?'Copy !req
187. Hang on a sec.Copy !req
188. What? Craig, Craig?Copy !req
189. Arbuckle, rare tarantula
on the table, ooh!Copy !req
190. I can't go up there until I know
what it is and how to deal with it!Copy !req
191. It is vital that this "man" upstairs
doesn't realise who and what I am.Copy !req
192. So no sonicking.Copy !req
193. No advanced technology. I can only
use this cos we're on scramble.Copy !req
194. To anyone else hearing this conversation,
we're talking absolute gibberish.Copy !req
195. Practical eruption in chicken.Copy !req
196. Descartes Lombardy spiral.Copy !req
197. All I've got to do is pass
as an ordinary human being.Copy !req
198. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?Copy !req
199. - 'Have you seen you?' - So you're just
going to be snide? No helpful hints?Copy !req
200. Hmm, well, here's
one... bow tie, get rid!Copy !req
201. Bow ties are cool.Copy !req
202. Come on, Amy, I'm a normal bloke,
tell me what normal blokes do.Copy !req
203. They watch telly, they play
football, they go down the pub.Copy !req
204. I could do those things!
I don't, but I could!Copy !req
205. Hang on.
Wait, wait, wait! Amy?Copy !req
206. Interesting.Copy !req
207. Localised time loop.Copy !req
208. - Ow! What's all that?
- Time distortion.Copy !req
209. Whatever's happening upstairs,
is still affecting you.Copy !req
210. It's stopped... ish!Copy !req
211. - 'How about your end?'
- My end's good.Copy !req
212. 'So, doesn't sound great,
but nothing to worry about?'Copy !req
213. No, no, no, not really!Copy !req
214. Just keep the zigzag plotter
on full, that'll protect you.Copy !req
215. Ah!Copy !req
216. Amy, I said the zigzag plotter!
I pulled the zigzag plotter!Copy !req
217. - What, you're standing with
the door behind you? - Yes!Copy !req
218. OK, take two steps to your
right and pull it again!Copy !req
219. - Oh.
- Now, I must not use the sonic.Copy !req
220. - I've got work to do, need
to pick up a few items. - Hey!Copy !req
221. Ssh!Copy !req
222. Don't get comfortable!Copy !req
223. - Doctor!
- Hello?Copy !req
224. How long are you going to be in there?Copy !req
225. Oh, sorry, I like a good soak!Copy !req
226. - What the hell was that?
- What did you say?Copy !req
227. I'm just going to go
upstairs, see if he's OK.Copy !req
228. Sorry?Copy !req
229. What did you say?Copy !req
230. Yes? Hello?Copy !req
231. Craig?Copy !req
232. Ow!Copy !req
233. It's me from downstairs.
I heard a big bang.Copy !req
234. No choice... it's sonicking time.Copy !req
235. Thank you, Craig, but
I don't need your help.Copy !req
236. Oops!Copy !req
237. - What happened, what's going on?
- Is that my toothbrush?Copy !req
238. - Correct. You spoke to
the man upstairs? - Yeah.Copy !req
239. What did he look like? More
normal than you do at the moment.Copy !req
240. - What are you doing?
- I thought you might be in trouble.Copy !req
241. Thanks. Well if I ever am, you can
come and save me with my toothbrush.Copy !req
242. - Ooh! Hello?
- Ah!Copy !req
243. Hello! The Doctor.Copy !req
244. Right. You must be Sophie.Copy !req
245. Mm-hm.Copy !req
246. Oh... oh!Copy !req
247. No, Dom's in Malta, there's
nobody around. Hang on a sec.Copy !req
248. We've got a match today, pub league,
we're one down if you fancy it?Copy !req
249. Pub league? A drinking competition?Copy !req
250. - No... football... play football?
- Football. Football!Copy !req
251. Yes, blokes play football!
I'm good at football, I think.Copy !req
252. You've saved my life! I've got somebody.Copy !req
253. All right, see you down there.Copy !req
254. - Hey, Soph. - Hey, I thought I'd come
early and meet your new flatmate.Copy !req
255. Do you play, Sophie?Copy !req
256. No, Soph just stands on the
sidelines, she's my mascot.Copy !req
257. I'm your mascot? Mascot?Copy !req
258. Well, not my mascot, it's a
football match, I can't take a date.Copy !req
259. - I didn't say I was your date.
- Neither did I.Copy !req
260. Better get dressed.Copy !req
261. - Oh, the spare kit's just in the
bottom drawer. - Bit of a mess.Copy !req
262. - What d'you think?
- You didn't say he was gorgeous!Copy !req
263. You unlocked the door. How did
you do that? Those are your keys,Copy !req
264. you must have left them
last time you came here.Copy !req
265. Yeah, but I... How do you
know these are my keys?Copy !req
266. - I've been holding them!
- I have got another set.Copy !req
267. - You've got two sets of keys
to someone else's house? - Yeah.Copy !req
268. I see!Copy !req
269. You must like it here too.Copy !req
270. So I'm going out, if I hang
about the house all the time,Copy !req
271. him upstairs might get
suspicious, notice me.Copy !req
272. Football, OK, well done, that is normal.Copy !req
273. 'Yeah, football, all outdoorsy. 'Copy !req
274. Now, football's the one
with the sticks, isn't it?Copy !req
275. What are you actually called,
what's your proper name?Copy !req
276. - Just call me the Doctor.
- Yeah.Copy !req
277. I can't say to these guys, "Hey, this isCopy !req
278. my new flatmate, he's
called the Doctor. "Copy !req
279. - Why not?
- Cos it's weird.Copy !req
280. - All right, Craig. Soph.
- All right, mate.Copy !req
281. Hello, I'm Craig's new flatmate.Copy !req
282. - I'm called the Doctor.
- All right, Doctor. I'm Sean.Copy !req
283. - Where are you strongest?
- Arms.Copy !req
284. No, he means, what
position? On the field?Copy !req
285. Not sure. The front? The side?Copy !req
286. - Below?
- Are you any good though?Copy !req
287. Let's find out!Copy !req
288. That's not bad.Copy !req
289. Yes. Go!Copy !req
290. One two, one two!Copy !req
291. Go on, Doctor, go on, Doctor!Copy !req
292. You're brilliant, you're amazing!Copy !req
293. Come on, Craig, show
them what you've got!Copy !req
294. I love this game!Copy !req
295. Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, Doctor!Copy !req
296. 'Please can you help me?Copy !req
297. 'Can you help me, please?'Copy !req
298. 'Can you help me?'Copy !req
299. Hello?Copy !req
300. I've lost my mum, I don't know
where she is. Please can you help me?Copy !req
301. Help you?Copy !req
302. You poor thing, what's happened?Copy !req
303. Can you help me find her?Copy !req
304. You are so on the team!
Next week we've gotCopy !req
305. the Crown and Anchor,
we'll annihilate them!Copy !req
306. No violence, not while I'm around,Copy !req
307. not today, not ever. I'm the
Doctor, the oncoming storm...Copy !req
308. and you meant beat them in
a football match, didn't you?Copy !req
309. - Yeah.
- Lovely, what sort of time?Copy !req
310. Amy? Amy?Copy !req
311. - It's happening again! Worse!
- What does the scanner say?Copy !req
312. A lot of nines.
Is it good that they're nines?Copy !req
313. Tell me it's good
that they're all nines!Copy !req
314. Yes, yes, it's... it's good! Zigzag
plotter, zigzag plotter, Amy.Copy !req
315. Argh!Copy !req
316. Amy? Are you there?Copy !req
317. - 'Amy?'
- Yes, hello.Copy !req
318. Ah, thank heavens. I thought
the TARDIS had been flung offCopy !req
319. into the vortex with you
inside it, lost forever.Copy !req
320. You mean that could actually happen!Copy !req
321. - You have got to get me out of here.
- How are the numbers?Copy !req
322. All fives.Copy !req
323. Fives?Copy !req
324. Even better.Copy !req
325. 'Still, it means the
effect's almost unbelievablyCopy !req
326. powerful and dangerous,
but don't worry. 'Copy !req
327. Hang on, OK?Copy !req
328. - 'I've got some rewiring to do. '
- Hey! You... "hang on"!Copy !req
329. Hello, flatmate.Copy !req
330. Hey, man.Copy !req
331. Listen, Sophie's coming
round tonight and ICopy !req
332. was wondering if you
could give us some space?Copy !req
333. Oh, don't mind me. You
won't even know I'm here.Copy !req
334. That's the idea.Copy !req
335. Yes, perfect! What a beauty!Copy !req
336. - That's got bigger.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
337. Are we going out?Copy !req
338. I've had a bit of a weird day,
can we do pizza-booze-telly?Copy !req
339. Great, love it! Wait.Copy !req
340. No Melina, no crises, no interruptions.Copy !req
341. Great. Excellent.Copy !req
342. Um, Soph...Copy !req
343. I've...Copy !req
344. I think...Copy !req
345. Where's this going?Copy !req
346. I think that we...Copy !req
347. should...Copy !req
348. Mm?Copy !req
349. - Hello.
- What?Copy !req
350. Whoops, sorry, don't
worry, I wasn't listening,Copy !req
351. in a world of my own down there.
- I thought you were going out?Copy !req
352. Just re-connecting all the
electrics, it's a real mess.Copy !req
353. Where's the on-switch for this?Copy !req
354. - He really is on his way out.
- No, I don't mind, if you don't mind.Copy !req
355. - I don't mind, why would I mind?
- Then stay, have a drink with us.Copy !req
356. - What, do I have to stay now?
- Do you want to stay? - I don't mind.Copy !req
357. - OK!
- Great!Copy !req
358. Cos life can seem pointless, Doctor.Copy !req
359. Work, weekend, work, weekend.Copy !req
360. And there's six billion people on
the planet doing pretty much the same.Copy !req
361. Six billion people?
Watching you two at work,Copy !req
362. I'm starting to wonder
where they all come from.Copy !req
363. - What? What do you mean by that?
- So, the call centre. That's no good?Copy !req
364. What do you really want to do?Copy !req
365. Don't laugh.
I only ever told Craig about it.Copy !req
366. I want to work looking after animals.Copy !req
367. Maybe abroad? I saw this
orang-utan sanctuary on telly.Copy !req
368. - What's stopping you? - She can't,
you need loads of qualifications.Copy !req
369. Yeah, true. Plus it's scary,
everyone I know lives round here.Copy !req
370. Craig got offered a job in London,
better money, didn't take it.Copy !req
371. What's wrong with staying here?
I can't see the point of London.Copy !req
372. Perhaps you'll just have to stay here,Copy !req
373. secure and a little bit
miserable until the day you drop.Copy !req
374. Better than trying and failing, eh?Copy !req
375. - You think I'd fail?
- Everybody's got dreams, Sophie,Copy !req
376. very few are going to
achieve them, so why pretend?Copy !req
377. Perhaps, in the whole universe, a
call centre is where you should be?Copy !req
378. - Why are you saying that?
That's horrible. - Is it true?Copy !req
379. Of course it's not true.
I'm not staying in aCopy !req
380. call centre all my life,
I can do anything I want!Copy !req
381. Oh! Yeah! Right!Copy !req
382. Oh, my God! Did you
see what he just did?Copy !req
383. No, what's happening? Are you
going to live with monkeys now?Copy !req
384. It's a big old world, Sophie.Copy !req
385. Work out what's really
keeping you here, eh?Copy !req
386. I don't know.Copy !req
387. Dunno.Copy !req
388. So, are you going to be taking
off then, seeing the world?Copy !req
389. What? Do you think I should?Copy !req
390. Yeah...Copy !req
391. Like the Doctor says,
what's keeping you here?Copy !req
392. Yeah, exactly! What?Copy !req
393. - Bye.
- See you.Copy !req
394. - See you in a bit.
- Yeah.Copy !req
395. Right. Shield's up.Copy !req
396. Let's scan!Copy !req
397. 'What are you getting?'Copy !req
398. Upstairs. No traces of high technology.Copy !req
399. Totally normal.Copy !req
400. No no, no, no, it can't be!Copy !req
401. It's too normal.Copy !req
402. Only for you could too
normal be a problem.Copy !req
403. You said I could be lost
forever. Just go upstairs.Copy !req
404. Without knowing, get myself
killed, then you really are lost.Copy !req
405. If I could just get a look in there...Copy !req
406. Hold on.Copy !req
407. Use the data bank, get
me the plans of thisCopy !req
408. building... its history,
the layout, everything.Copy !req
409. Meanwhile, I shall recruit a spy.Copy !req
410. The Rotmeister...Copy !req
411. Ahh!Copy !req
412. Ow!Copy !req
413. Craig!Copy !req
414. Craig? Breakfast, it's normal.Copy !req
415. Craig?Copy !req
416. Craig!Copy !req
417. Craig, I told you not
to touch it! What's that?Copy !req
418. An unfamiliar and obviously
poisonous substance.Copy !req
419. "Oh, I know what would be really
clever, I'll stick my hand in it!"Copy !req
420. Come on, Craig, breathe.Copy !req
421. Come on, Craig, breathe! Thems
are healthy footballer's lungs!Copy !req
422. Right. Reverse the enzyme decay.Copy !req
423. Excite the tannin molecules.Copy !req
424. - I've got to go to work.
- On no account. You need rest.Copy !req
425. One more.Copy !req
426. - It's the planning meeting, it's
important. - You're important.Copy !req
427. You're going to be fine, Craig.Copy !req
428. What!Copy !req
429. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
430. Oh, afternoon.Copy !req
431. I'm so sorry, Michael, I don't know
what happened, I've got no excuse.Copy !req
432. I think that's not what my
screen is telling me, Mr Lang.Copy !req
433. What's he doing here?
What are you doing here?Copy !req
434. If that's your attitude, Mr Lang,
please take your custom elsewhere.Copy !req
435. No, no, no, that's
one of my best clients!Copy !req
436. Craig, how are you feeling?
Had some time to kill,Copy !req
437. I was curious, never
worked in an office.Copy !req
438. - Never worked in anywhere.
- You're insane!Copy !req
439. Leave off the Doctor, I love the Doctor.Copy !req
440. He was brilliant in
the planning meeting.Copy !req
441. You went to the planning meeting?Copy !req
442. I was your representative. We don't
need Mr Lang any more. Rude Mr Lang.Copy !req
443. - Here you go, and I found some
custard creams! - Sophie, my hero.Copy !req
444. Hi. I went on the web, applied
for a wildlife charity thing.Copy !req
445. They said I could always start
as a volunteer straight away.Copy !req
446. - Should I do it? - Yeah,
great, yeah, good, go for it.Copy !req
447. You look awful. About turn! Bed. Now.Copy !req
448. Who next? Oh, yes.Copy !req
449. Hello, Mr Joergensen. Can you
hold? I have to eat a biscuit.Copy !req
450. What the hell?Copy !req
451. Have you been upstairs?Copy !req
452. Yes?Copy !req
453. You can do it. Show me what's up
there? What's behind that door?Copy !req
454. Try to show me. Ohh,
that doesn't make sense!Copy !req
455. Ever see anyone go up there?
Lots of people? Good good.Copy !req
456. What kind of people? People who
never come back down. That's very bad.Copy !req
457. Oh, hello. I can't take this
any more. I want you to go!Copy !req
458. - You can have this back an' all.
- What have I done?Copy !req
459. - For a start, talking to a cat.
- Lots of people talk to cats.Copy !req
460. Everybody loves you, you're better
at football than me, and my job,Copy !req
461. and now Sophie's all "Oh, monkeys,
monkeys!" and then... there's that!Copy !req
462. It's art! A statement on modern society,
"Ooh, ain't modern society awful?"Copy !req
463. You've been here three days, the
three weirdest days of my life.Copy !req
464. - Your days will get a lot weirder
if I go! - I can't do this any more!Copy !req
465. I can't leave this place. I'm like you,
I can't see the point of anywhere else.Copy !req
466. Madrid, hah, what a dump!
I have to stay.Copy !req
467. - No, you don't, you have to leave!
- I can't go! Just get out!Copy !req
468. Right! Only way! I'm going
to show you something,Copy !req
469. but ssh, really, ssh!Copy !req
470. Oh, I am going to
regret this. OK, right...Copy !req
471. - First, general background!
- Yargh!Copy !req
472. Ohhh!Copy !req
473. Ow!Copy !req
474. - You're a...
- Yes.Copy !req
475. From... Ssh. You've
got a TARDIS! Yes. Ssh!Copy !req
476. Eleventh!Copy !req
477. Right... OK, specific detail!Copy !req
478. Argh!Copy !req
479. Amy! Amy!Copy !req
480. You saw my ad in the paper shop window.Copy !req
481. Yes, with this right above it. Which is
odd, because Amy hasn't written it yet.Copy !req
482. Time travel, it CAN happen.Copy !req
483. That's a scanner!Copy !req
484. You used non-technological
technology of Lammasteen.Copy !req
485. Shut up!Copy !req
486. Please can you help me?Copy !req
487. Hi.Copy !req
488. - Please. Will you help me?
- What's the matter, my love?Copy !req
489. Help you?Copy !req
490. Aaargh!Copy !req
491. - I am never, ever doing that ever
ever again... Amy! - That's Amy Pond!Copy !req
492. Oh, of course, you can understand
us now, hurrah. Got those plans yet?Copy !req
493. - Still searching for them! - I've worked
it out with psychic help from a cat.Copy !req
494. - Cat? - Yes, I know he's got a
time engine in the flat upstairs.Copy !req
495. He's using innocent people
to try and launch it.Copy !req
496. Whenever he does, they get
burnt up, hence the stain...Copy !req
497. - From the ceiling?
- Well done, Craig.Copy !req
498. - And you, Miss Pond, nearly get
thrown off into the Vortex. - Lovely!Copy !req
499. - People are dying up there? People
are dying. People are dying. - Amy!Copy !req
500. Doctor!Copy !req
501. They're being killed!Copy !req
502. Someone's up there.Copy !req
503. 'Doctor!' Hang on!Copy !req
504. Craig, come on...
someone's dying up there.Copy !req
505. It's Sophie. It's Sophie that's
dying up there, it's Sophie!Copy !req
506. Doctor! Aaaaargh!Copy !req
507. - Where's Sophie!
- Wait, wait! Amy?Copy !req
508. - Are you upstairs? - Just going in!
- But you can't be upstairs.Copy !req
509. - Of course I can be upstairs!
- Come on!Copy !req
510. No! I've got the plans, you cannot be
upstairs, it's a one-storey building.Copy !req
511. 'There is no upstairs!'Copy !req
512. What?Copy !req
513. - What?
- Oh.Copy !req
514. Oh, of course!Copy !req
515. The time engine isn't IN the
flat. The time engine IS the flat!Copy !req
516. Someone's attempt to build a TARDIS.Copy !req
517. No, there's always been an upstairs.Copy !req
518. - Has there? Think about it!
- Yes.Copy !req
519. - No. I don't...
- Perception filter.Copy !req
520. It's more than a disguise.
It tricks your memory.Copy !req
521. Sophie!Copy !req
522. Sophie! Oh, my God, Sophie!Copy !req
523. Craig! It's controlling
her. It's willing her toCopy !req
524. touch the activator.
- It's not going to have her!Copy !req
525. Ah! Deadlock seal!Copy !req
526. You've got to do something!Copy !req
527. - What?
- Why's it let her go?Copy !req
528. - You will help me. - Right! Stop!
Crashed ship, let's see. Hello.Copy !req
529. I'm Captain Troy Handsome
of International Rescue.Copy !req
530. - Please state the nature of your
emergency. - The ship has crashed.Copy !req
531. The crew are dead. A pilot is required.Copy !req
532. You're the emergency crash program.Copy !req
533. A hologram. You've been luring people
up here so you can try them out.Copy !req
534. You will help me, you will
help me, you will help me.Copy !req
535. - Craig! Where am I?
- Hush! Human brains aren'tCopy !req
536. strong enough, they
just burn. You're stupid,Copy !req
537. you just keep trying.Copy !req
538. 17 people have been tried.Copy !req
539. 6,000,400,026 remain.Copy !req
540. - Seriously, what is going on?
- The top floor ofCopy !req
541. Craig's building is in
reality an alien space ship,Copy !req
542. intent on slaughtering the population
of this planet. Any questions? No, good.Copy !req
543. - Yes, I have questions.
- The correct pilot has now been found.Copy !req
544. Yes, I was worried you'd say that.Copy !req
545. He means you, Doctor, doesn't he?Copy !req
546. The correct pilot has been found.Copy !req
547. The correct pilot has been found
The correct pilot has been found.Copy !req
548. - What's happening? - It's pulling me in!
I'm the new pilot! - Could you do it?Copy !req
549. Could you fly the ship safely?Copy !req
550. No, I'm way too much for this ship.Copy !req
551. My hand touches that panel, the planetCopy !req
552. doesn't blow up, the
whole solar system does.Copy !req
553. The correct pilot has been found.Copy !req
554. No... worst choice ever,
I promise you. Stop this!Copy !req
555. Doctor, it's getting worse.Copy !req
556. It doesn't want everyone.
Craig, it didn't want you!Copy !req
557. I spoke to him and he
said I couldn't help him!Copy !req
558. It didn't want Sophie before
but now it does. What's changed?Copy !req
559. No! I gave her the idea of leaving!Copy !req
560. It's a machine that needs to leave,
it wants people who want to escape!Copy !req
561. And you don't want to leave,
Craig, you're Mr Sofa Man.Copy !req
562. Doctor!Copy !req
563. Craig, you can shut down the engine.Copy !req
564. Put your hand on the panel and
concentrate on why you want to stay!Copy !req
565. - Craig, no! - Will it work?
- Yes! - Are you sure?Copy !req
566. - Yes!
- Is that a lie?Copy !req
567. Of course it's a lie!Copy !req
568. It's good enough for me. Geronimo!Copy !req
569. - Craig!
- Doctor!Copy !req
570. Craig, what's keeping you
here? Think about everythingCopy !req
571. that makes you want to stay
here! Why don't you want to leave?Copy !req
572. Sophie! And I don't
want to leave Sophie!Copy !req
573. I can't leave Sophie! I love Sophie!Copy !req
574. I love you, too, Craig, you idiot!Copy !req
575. - Doctor! - Honestly, do you mean that?
- Of course I mean it! Do you mean it?Copy !req
576. - I've always meant it. Seriously
though, do you mean it? - Yes.Copy !req
577. - Ugh!
- What about the monkeys?Copy !req
578. Oh, not now, not again! Craig,
the planet's about to burn!Copy !req
579. For God's sake, kiss the girl!Copy !req
580. Kiss the girl!Copy !req
581. 'Doctor!'Copy !req
582. You've done it.Copy !req
583. Aha, you've done it!Copy !req
584. 'Oh, now the screen's just zeros!Copy !req
585. Now it's minus ones, minus
twos, minus threes... 'Copy !req
586. Big yes!Copy !req
587. Help me.
Help me. Help me. Help me.Copy !req
588. Big no.Copy !req
589. - Help me. Help me. Help me.
Help me. - Did we switch it off?Copy !req
590. Emergency shutdown, it's
imploding, everybody out, out, out!Copy !req
591. Help me. Help me. Help
me. Help me. Help me...Copy !req
592. Help me. Help me. Help me...Copy !req
593. - Doctor!
- Help me. Help me. Help me...Copy !req
594. Look at them. Didn't they see that?
The whole top floor just vanished.Copy !req
595. Perception filter. There
never was a top floor.Copy !req
596. - So have we spoiled our friendship,
then? - Totally ruined it.Copy !req
597. And what about the monkeys?Copy !req
598. We could save them together, you know.Copy !req
599. Do whatever we want. I could see the
point of Paris if you were there with me.Copy !req
600. First let's destroy our
friendship completely.Copy !req
601. - Oi!
- What, you're trying to sneak off?Copy !req
602. Yes, well, you were sort of...Copy !req
603. busy.Copy !req
604. - I want you to keep these.
- Thank you.Copy !req
605. - Cos I might pop back soon, have
another little stay. - No, you won't.Copy !req
606. I've been in your head, remember.
But I still want you to keep them.Copy !req
607. - Thank you, Craig.
- Thank you, Doctor.Copy !req
608. Sophie. Now then. 6,000,400,026
people in the world.Copy !req
609. That's the number to beat.Copy !req
610. Yeah.Copy !req
611. Back in time! You need to go to the
paper shop, leave that note for me.Copy !req
612. Right little matchmaker, aren't
you? Can't you find me a fella?Copy !req
613. Oh, rectifier's playing
up again... Hold on.Copy !req
614. - You write the note and I'll
change that will. - You got a pen?Copy !req
615. Make sure it's a red pen.Copy !req
616. There were cracks.Copy !req
617. Through some we saw silence
and the end of all things.Copy !req
618. It's the crack in my wall.Copy !req
619. Two parts of space and time that should
never have touched, pressed together.Copy !req
620. - All through the universe, rips in
the continuum. - How could it be here?Copy !req
621. - How can it be following me? - I don't
know yet, but I'm working it out.Copy !req
622. Some sort of space-time
catechism? Big enoughCopy !req
623. to put cracks in the universe. But what?Copy !req
624. The universe is cracked. The
Pandorica will open, silence will fall.Copy !req
625. Pandorica... Ha! That's a fairytale!Copy !req
626. If it is real, it's
here and it's opening.Copy !req
627. What is it? A box, a cage a prison.Copy !req
628. There was a goblin or a
Trickster, or a warrior,Copy !req
629. soaked in the blood
of a billion galaxies.Copy !req
630. The most feared being in all the cosmos.Copy !req
631. The Pandorica.Copy !req
632. More than just a fairytale.Copy !req
633. - It's opening.
- Your world has visitors.Copy !req
634. Daleks, Doctor, and
Cyberships, Sontarans,Copy !req
635. Slitheen, Chelonian,
Nestene, Drahvin, Sycorax...Copy !req
636. What's in there, what
could justify all this?Copy !req
637. What are you?Copy !req
638. What could you possibly be?Copy !req