1. Aargh!Copy !req
2. Aaargh!Copy !req
3. Dear Santa, thank you
for the dolls and pencils and the fish.Copy !req
4. It's Easter now,
so I hope I didn't wake you.Copy !req
5. But honest,
it is an emergency.Copy !req
6. There's a crack in my wall.Copy !req
7. Aunt Sharon says
it's just an ordinary crack, but...Copy !req
8. I know it's not, because...
at night, there's voices.Copy !req
9. So please, please,
could you send someone to fix it?Copy !req
10. Or a policeman. Or...Copy !req
11. Back in a moment.Copy !req
12. Thank you, Santa.Copy !req
13. Can I have an apple?Copy !req
14. All I can think about... apples.Copy !req
15. I love apples.
Maybe I'm having a craving.Copy !req
16. That's new,
never had cravings before.Copy !req
17. Whoa!Copy !req
18. Look at that!Copy !req
19. Are you okay?Copy !req
20. Just had a fall. All the way
down there, right to the library.Copy !req
21. Hell of a climb back up.Copy !req
22. - You're soaking wet.
- I was in the swimming pool.Copy !req
23. - You said you were in the library.
- So was the swimming pool.Copy !req
24. - Are you a policeman?
- Why?Copy !req
25. Did you call a policeman?Copy !req
26. Did you come about
the crack in my wall?Copy !req
27. What cra...? Argh!Copy !req
28. Are you all right, mister?Copy !req
29. No, I'm fine, it's okay.Copy !req
30. This is all perfectly norm...Copy !req
31. Who are you?Copy !req
32. I don't know yet.
I'm still cooking.Copy !req
33. Does it scare you?Copy !req
34. No, it just looks a bit weird.Copy !req
35. No, no, no.
The crack in your wall.Copy !req
36. - Does it scare you?
- Yes.Copy !req
37. Well, then, no time to lose.Copy !req
38. I'm the Doctor.
Do everything I tell you,Copy !req
39. don't ask stupid questions
and don't wander off.Copy !req
40. Are you all right?Copy !req
41. Early days.Copy !req
42. Steering's a bit off.Copy !req
43. If you're a doctor,
why does your box say Police?Copy !req
44. That's disgusting.
What is that?Copy !req
45. - An apple.
- Apples are rubbish. I hate apples.Copy !req
46. You said you loved them.Copy !req
47. No, no, I love yoghurt. Yoghurt's
my favourite. Give me yoghurt.Copy !req
48. I hate yoghurt,
it's just stuff with bits in.Copy !req
49. - You said it was your favourite.
- New mouth, new rules.Copy !req
50. It's like eating after cleaning your
teeth, everything tastes... wro-agh!Copy !req
51. What is it? What's wrong with you?Copy !req
52. Wrong with me? It's not my fault.Copy !req
53. Why can't you give me decent food?
You're Scottish... fry something.Copy !req
54. Ah! Bacon!Copy !req
55. Bacon.Copy !req
56. That's bacon.Copy !req
57. Are you trying to poison me?Copy !req
58. Ah. You see? Beans.Copy !req
59. Beans are evil. Bad, bad beans.Copy !req
60. Bread and butter.Copy !req
61. Now you're talking.Copy !req
62. And stay out!Copy !req
63. We've got some carrots.Copy !req
64. Carrots? Are you insane?
No, wait, hang on.Copy !req
65. I know what I need.
I need... I need... I need...Copy !req
66. fish fingers and custard.Copy !req
67. - Funny.
- Am I?Copy !req
68. Good. Funny's good.Copy !req
69. - What's your name?
- Amelia Pond.Copy !req
70. Ah, that's a brilliant name.Copy !req
71. "Amelia Pond",
like a name in a fairy tale.Copy !req
72. Are we in Scotland, Amelia?Copy !req
73. No. Had to move to England.Copy !req
74. It's rubbish.Copy !req
75. So what about your mum and dad,
then? Are they upstairs?Copy !req
76. - Thought we'd have woken them by now.
- I don't have a mum and dad.Copy !req
77. Just an aunt.Copy !req
78. I don't even have an aunt.Copy !req
79. You're lucky.Copy !req
80. I know.Copy !req
81. So, your aunt.Copy !req
82. Where is she?Copy !req
83. She's out.Copy !req
84. And she left you all alone?Copy !req
85. - I'm not scared.
- You're not scared of anything!Copy !req
86. Box falls out of the sky, man falls
out of box, man eats fish custard,Copy !req
87. and look at you,
just sitting there.Copy !req
88. - So you know what I think?
- What?Copy !req
89. Must be a hell of a scary crack
in your wall.Copy !req
90. You've had some cowboys in here.Copy !req
91. Not actualcowboys,Copy !req
92. though that can happen.Copy !req
93. I used to hate apples,
so my mum put faces on them.Copy !req
94. She sounds good, your mum.
I'll keep it for later.Copy !req
95. This wall is solid and the crack
doesn't go all the way through it.Copy !req
96. So here's a thing,
where's the draught coming from?Copy !req
97. Wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey.
You know what the crack is?Copy !req
98. What?Copy !req
99. It's a crack.Copy !req
100. I'll tell you something funny.
If you knocked this wall down,Copy !req
101. the crack would stay put,
cos the crack isn't in the wall.Copy !req
102. - Where is it, then?
- Everywhere.Copy !req
103. In everything. It's a split
in the skin of the world.Copy !req
104. Two parts of space and time
that should never have touched,Copy !req
105. pressed together...Copy !req
106. right here in the wall
of your bedroom.Copy !req
107. - Sometimes, can you hear...?
- A voice.Copy !req
108. Yes.Copy !req
109. Prisoner Zero has escaped.Copy !req
110. - Prisoner Zero?
- "Prisoner Zero has escaped."Copy !req
111. That's what I heard.
What does it mean?Copy !req
112. Prisoner Zero has escaped.Copy !req
113. It means that, on the other side
of this wall, there's a prisonCopy !req
114. and they've lost a prisoner.
Do you know what that means?Copy !req
115. - What?
- You need a better wall.Copy !req
116. The only way to close the breach
is to open it all the way.Copy !req
117. The forces will invert
and it'll snap itself shut.Copy !req
118. - Or...
- What?Copy !req
119. You know when grown-ups tell you
everything's going to be fineCopy !req
120. and you think they're probably lying
to make you feel better?Copy !req
121. Yes.Copy !req
122. Everything's going to be fine.Copy !req
123. Prisoner Zero has escaped.Copy !req
124. Prisoner Zero has escaped.Copy !req
125. Hello?Copy !req
126. Hello!Copy !req
127. What's that?Copy !req
128. There. You see, told you
it would close. Good as new.Copy !req
129. What was that thing?
Was that Prisoner Zero?Copy !req
130. No. I think that was
Prisoner Zero's guard.Copy !req
131. Whatever it was, it sent me
a message. Psychic paper...Copy !req
132. takes a lovely little message.Copy !req
133. "Prisoner Zero has escaped."Copy !req
134. But why tell us?Copy !req
135. Unless...Copy !req
136. Unless what?Copy !req
137. Unless Prisoner Zero
escaped through here.Copy !req
138. But he couldn't have.Copy !req
139. We'd know.Copy !req
140. It's difficult.
Brand-new me, nothing works yet.Copy !req
141. But there's something
I'm missing...Copy !req
142. in the corner...Copy !req
143. of my eye.Copy !req
144. No, no, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
145. I've got to get back in there.Copy !req
146. The engines are phasing.
It's going to burn!Copy !req
147. But...Copy !req
148. it's just a box!Copy !req
149. - How can a box have engines?
- It's not a box.Copy !req
150. It's a time machine.Copy !req
151. What, a real one?Copy !req
152. You've got a real time machine?Copy !req
153. Not for much longer
if I can't get her stabilised.Copy !req
154. Five-minute hop into the future
should do it.Copy !req
155. Can I come?Copy !req
156. Not safe in here, not yet.
5 minutes. Give me 5 minutes.Copy !req
157. I'll be right back.Copy !req
158. People always say that.Copy !req
159. Am I people?Copy !req
160. Do I even look like people?Copy !req
161. Trust me.Copy !req
162. I'm the Doctor.Copy !req
163. Geronimo!Copy !req
164. Amelia!Copy !req
165. Amelia, I worked out what it was.
I know what I was missing!Copy !req
166. You've got to get out of there!Copy !req
167. Amelia?Copy !req
168. Amelia, are you all right?
Are you there?Copy !req
169. Prisoner Zero is here.Copy !req
170. Prisoner Zero is here!
Prisoner Zero is here!Copy !req
171. Do you understand me?
Prisoner Zero is...Copy !req
172. So... they all called out at once,
that's what you're saying?Copy !req
173. All of them,
all the coma patients.Copy !req
174. You do understand that these people
are all comatose, don't you?Copy !req
175. - They can't speak.
- Yes, Dr Ramsden.Copy !req
176. Then why are you wasting my time?Copy !req
177. - Because they called for you.
- Me?Copy !req
178. Doctor.Copy !req
179. Doctor.Copy !req
180. Doctor. Doctor...Copy !req
181. Doctor... Doctor...Copy !req
182. Doctor... Doctor...Copy !req
183. Doctor...!Copy !req
184. White male, mid-20s,
breaking and entering.Copy !req
185. Send me some back-up,
I've got him restrained.Copy !req
186. Oi, you! Sit still.Copy !req
187. Cricket bat.
I'm getting cricket bat.Copy !req
188. You were breaking and entering.Copy !req
189. That's much better.Copy !req
190. Brand-new me, whack on the head.
Just what it needed.Copy !req
191. Do you want to shut up now?
I've got back-up on the way.Copy !req
192. Hang on, wait...
you're a policewoman.Copy !req
193. You're breaking and entering.
See how this works?Copy !req
194. What are you doing here?
Where's Amelia?Copy !req
195. Amelia Pond?Copy !req
196. Yeah. Amelia. Little Scottish girl.
Where is she?Copy !req
197. I promised her five minutes
but the engines were phasing.Copy !req
198. I suppose I must have gone a bit far.
Has something happened to her?Copy !req
199. Amelia Pond hasn't lived here
in a long time.Copy !req
200. How long?Copy !req
201. - Six months.
- No!Copy !req
202. No, no, no!
I can't be six months late!Copy !req
203. I said five minutes. I promised.Copy !req
204. What happened to her?
What happened to Amelia Pond?Copy !req
205. Sarge, it's me again.
Hurry it up.Copy !req
206. This guy knows something
about Amelia Pond.Copy !req
207. I don't think
they were even conscious.Copy !req
208. Dr Ramsden, there is another
sort of, um... funny thing.Copy !req
209. Yes, I know. Dr Carver told me
about your conversation.Copy !req
210. We've been very patient
with you, Rory.Copy !req
211. You're a good enough nurse,
but for God's sake!Copy !req
212. I've seen them.Copy !req
213. These patients are under
24-hour supervision!Copy !req
214. We know if their blood pressure
changes.Copy !req
215. There's no possibility
you'd have seen themCopy !req
216. wandering in the village!
Why are you giving me your phone?Copy !req
217. It's a camera too.Copy !req
218. You need to take some time off,
Rory. A lot of time off.Copy !req
219. Start now.Copy !req
220. Now!Copy !req
221. I need to speak to whoever lives
in this house right now.Copy !req
222. - I live here.
- But you're the police.Copy !req
223. And this is where I live!
You got a problem with that?Copy !req
224. How many rooms?Copy !req
225. - I'm sorry, what?
- On this floor.Copy !req
226. How many rooms on this floor?
Count them.Copy !req
227. Why?Copy !req
228. Because it will change your life.Copy !req
229. Five.Copy !req
230. - One, two, three, four, five.
- Six.Copy !req
231. - Six?
- Look.Copy !req
232. - Look where?
- Exactly where you never want to look.Copy !req
233. The corner of your eye.
Look behind you.Copy !req
234. That's... That is not possible.Copy !req
235. How's that possible?Copy !req
236. There's a perception filter
all round the door.Copy !req
237. Sensed it last time
I was here.Copy !req
238. Should've seen it.Copy !req
239. But that's a whole room. That's
a whole room I've never even noticed.Copy !req
240. The filter stops you noticing.Copy !req
241. Something came here
a while ago to hide.Copy !req
242. It's still hiding
and you need to uncuff me now!Copy !req
243. - I don't have the key. I lost it.
- How can you have lost it?Copy !req
244. Stay away from that door!Copy !req
245. Do not touch that door!Copy !req
246. Listen to me! Do not open that...Copy !req
247. Why does no-one ever listen to me?Copy !req
248. Do I just have a face
that nobody listens to?Copy !req
249. Again?Copy !req
250. My screwdriver, where is it?
Silver thing, blue at the end.Copy !req
251. Where did it go?Copy !req
252. There's nothing here.Copy !req
253. Whatever's in there
stopped you seeing the whole room.Copy !req
254. What makes you think
you could see it?Copy !req
255. Now, please, just get out!Copy !req
256. - Silver, blue at the end?
- My screwdriver, yeah.Copy !req
257. It's here.Copy !req
258. Must have rolled under the door.Copy !req
259. Yeah. Must have.Copy !req
260. And then it must have jumped up
on the table.Copy !req
261. Get out of there.Copy !req
262. Get out of there!Copy !req
263. Get out!Copy !req
264. Get out of there!Copy !req
265. What is it? What are you doing?Copy !req
266. There's nothing here, but...Copy !req
267. Corner of your eye.Copy !req
268. What is it?Copy !req
269. Don't try to see it. If it knows
you've seen it, it will kill you.Copy !req
270. Don't look at it.Copy !req
271. Do not... look.Copy !req
272. Get out!Copy !req
273. Give me that!Copy !req
274. Come on. What's the bad alien
done to you?Copy !req
275. - Will that door hold it?
- Oh, yeah, yeah, course!Copy !req
276. It's an inter-dimensional multi-form
from outer space,Copy !req
277. they're all terrified of wood!Copy !req
278. What's that? What's it doing?Copy !req
279. I don't know. Getting dressed?
Run. Just go.Copy !req
280. - Your back-up's coming, I'll be fine.
- There is no back-up.Copy !req
281. - I heard you call for back-up.
- It's a pretend radio.Copy !req
282. - But you're a policewoman.
- I'm a kissogram!Copy !req
283. - But it's just...
- No, it isn't.Copy !req
284. Look at the faces.Copy !req
285. What? I'm sorry, but what?Copy !req
286. It's all one creature.
One creature disguised as two.Copy !req
287. Clever old multi-form.Copy !req
288. A bit of a rush job, though.
Got the voice a bit muddled, did you?Copy !req
289. Mind you, where did you get
the pattern from?Copy !req
290. You'd need a psychic link, a live feed.
How did you fix that?Copy !req
291. Stay, boy!Copy !req
292. Her and me, we're safe.
Want to know why? She sent for back-up.Copy !req
293. I didn't send for back-up!Copy !req
294. I know. That was a clever lie to save
our lives. Okay, yeah, no back-up!Copy !req
295. That's why we're safe.
Alone, we're not a threat to you.Copy !req
296. If we had back-up,
then you'd have to kill us!Copy !req
297. Attention, Prisoner Zero.
The human residence is surrounded.Copy !req
298. - Attention Prisoner Zero...
- What's that?Copy !req
299. - ... the human residence is surrounded.
- That would be back-up. Okay,Copy !req
300. one more time. We do have back-up
and that's definitely why we're safe.Copy !req
301. Prisoner Zero will vacate
the human residence,Copy !req
302. or the human residence
will be incinerated.Copy !req
303. Safe apart from,
you know, incineration.Copy !req
304. Prisoner Zero will vacate
the human residence,Copy !req
305. - or the human residence will be...
- Wait, come on.Copy !req
306. Prisoner Zero will vacate the human
residence, or the human residenceCopy !req
307. will be incinerated.Copy !req
308. Prisoner Zero will vacate
the human residence,Copy !req
309. - or the human residence will be...
- Run!Copy !req
310. the human residence, or the human
residence will be incinerated.Copy !req
311. - Kissogram?
- Yes, a kissogram!Copy !req
312. Why do you pretend
to be a policewoman?Copy !req
313. You broke into my house!
It was this or a French maid!Copy !req
314. What's going on?
Tell me!Copy !req
315. Tell me!Copy !req
316. An alien convict is hiding
in your spare roomCopy !req
317. disguised as a man
and a dog,Copy !req
318. and some other aliens are about to
incinerate your house. Any questions?Copy !req
319. - Yes.
- Me, too.Copy !req
320. No, no, no!
Don't do that, not now!Copy !req
321. It's still rebuilding,
not letting us in!Copy !req
322. Prisoner Zero will vacate
the human residence...Copy !req
323. Come on!Copy !req
324. No, wait, hang on, hang on,
wait, wait, wait. The shed.Copy !req
325. I destroyed that shed last time
I was here, smashed it to pieces.Copy !req
326. - So there's a new one. Let's go.
- But the new one's got old.Copy !req
327. It's ten years old at least.Copy !req
328. 12 years. I'm not six months late,
I'm 12 years late.Copy !req
329. - He's coming.
- You said six months.Copy !req
330. - Why did you say six months?
- We've got to go.Copy !req
331. This matters. This is important.
Why did you say six months?Copy !req
332. Well, why did you say
five minutes?Copy !req
333. - What?
- Come on.Copy !req
334. What?Copy !req
335. - Come on!
- What?Copy !req
336. Prisoner Zero will vacate
the human residence,Copy !req
337. or the human residence
will be incinerated.Copy !req
338. - You're Amelia.
- You're late.Copy !req
339. - Amelia Pond. You're the little girl.
- I'm Amelia and you're late.Copy !req
340. - What happened?
- 12 years.Copy !req
341. - You hit me with a cricket bat.
- 12 years.Copy !req
342. - A cricket bat.
- 12 years and four psychiatrists.Copy !req
343. - Four?
- I kept biting them.Copy !req
344. - Why?
- They said you weren't real.Copy !req
345. Prisoner Zero will vacate
the human residence,Copy !req
346. or the human residence
will be incinerated. Repeat...Copy !req
347. No, no, no, come on.Copy !req
348. What? We're being staked out
by an ice-cream van?Copy !req
349. Prisoner Zero will vacate
the human residence...Copy !req
350. What's that?
Why are you playing that?Copy !req
351. It's supposed to be ClairDe Lune.Copy !req
352. Prisoner Zero will vacate
the human residence,Copy !req
353. or the human residence
will be incinerated. Repeat,Copy !req
354. Prisoner Zero will vacate
the human residence,Copy !req
355. or the human residence
will be incinerated. Repeat...Copy !req
356. Prisoner Zero will vacate
the human residence...Copy !req
357. or the human residence
will be incinerated.Copy !req
358. Doctor, what's happening?Copy !req
359. Repeat, Prisoner Zero will vacate
the human residence,Copy !req
360. or the human residence
will be incinerated.Copy !req
361. Repeat, Prisoner Zero
will vacate the human residence,Copy !req
362. or the human residence
will be incinerated.Copy !req
363. Hello! Sorry to burst in,Copy !req
364. we're doing a special on television
faults in this area. Also, crimes.Copy !req
365. - Let's have a look.
- I was just about to phone.Copy !req
366. It's on every channel.Copy !req
367. Hello, Amy, dear.
Are you a policewoman now?Copy !req
368. - Well, sometimes...
- I thought you were a nurse.Copy !req
369. I can be a nurse.Copy !req
370. - Or, actually, a nun?
- I dabble.Copy !req
371. Amy, who is your friend?Copy !req
372. - Who's Amy? You were Amelia.
- Yeah, now I'm Amy.Copy !req
373. Amelia Pond.
That was a great name.Copy !req
374. Bit fairy tale.Copy !req
375. I know you, don't I?Copy !req
376. I've seen you somewhere before.Copy !req
377. Not me. Brand-new face...Copy !req
378. First time on.
And what sort ofjob's a kissogram?Copy !req
379. I go to parties and I kiss people.Copy !req
380. With outfits. It's a laugh.Copy !req
381. - You were a little girl 5 minutes ago.
- You're worse than my aunt.Copy !req
382. I'm the Doctor,
I'm worse than everybody's aunt.Copy !req
383. And that is not
how I'm introducing myself.Copy !req
384. Repetez, le Prisonnier...
Zero wird der menschliche...Copy !req
385. Okay, so it's everywhere,
in every language.Copy !req
386. They're broadcasting
to the whole world.Copy !req
387. What's up there?
What are you looking for?Copy !req
388. Okay, planet this size, two poles,
your basic molten core...Copy !req
389. they're going to need
a 40% fission blast.Copy !req
390. But they'll have to power up first,
won't they?Copy !req
391. So assuming a medium-sized starship,
that's 20 minutes.Copy !req
392. What do you think? 20 minutes?Copy !req
393. Yeah, 20 minutes.Copy !req
394. We've got 20 minutes.Copy !req
395. - 20 minutes to what?
- Are you the Doctor?Copy !req
396. He is, isn't he? He's the Doctor!
The Raggedy Doctor.Copy !req
397. All those cartoons you did,
when you were little.Copy !req
398. The Raggedy Doctor... it's him.Copy !req
399. Shut up.Copy !req
400. Cartoons?Copy !req
401. Gran, it's him, isn't it?Copy !req
402. - It's really him!
- Jeff, shut up! 20 minutes to what?Copy !req
403. human residence
will be incinerated. Repeat...Copy !req
404. The human residence.
They're not talking about your house,Copy !req
405. they're talking
about the planet.Copy !req
406. Somewhere up there,
there's a spaceship.Copy !req
407. And it's going to incinerate
the planet.Copy !req
408. will be incinerated.
Repeat, Prisoner ZeroCopy !req
409. will vacate the human residence,Copy !req
410. - or the human residence will be...
- 20 minutes to the end of the world.Copy !req
411. residence will be incinerated.
Repeat,Copy !req
412. Prisoner Zero will vacate
the human residence,Copy !req
413. or the human residence
will be incinerated.Copy !req
414. Repeat, Prisoner Zero will vacate
the human residence,Copy !req
415. or the human residence
will be incinerated.Copy !req
416. - What is this place? Where am I?
- Leadworth.Copy !req
417. - Where's the rest of it?
- This is it.Copy !req
418. - Is there an airport?
- No.Copy !req
419. - A nuclear power station?
- No.Copy !req
420. - Even a little one?
- No.Copy !req
421. - Nearest city?
- Gloucester, half an hour by car.Copy !req
422. We don't have half an hour.
Do we have a car?Copy !req
423. - No. - Well, that's good!
Fantastic, that is!Copy !req
424. 20 minutes to save the world and
I've got a post office. And it's shut!Copy !req
425. What is that?Copy !req
426. It's a duck pond.Copy !req
427. - Why aren't there any ducks?
- I don't know.Copy !req
428. There's never any ducks.Copy !req
429. Then how do you know
it's a duck pond?Copy !req
430. It just is.
Is it important, the duck pond?Copy !req
431. I don't know.
Why would I know?Copy !req
432. This is too soon.Copy !req
433. I'm not ready,
I'm not done yet.Copy !req
434. What's happening?
Why's it going dark?Copy !req
435. - So what's wrong with the sun?
- Nothing.Copy !req
436. You're looking at it
through a force-field.Copy !req
437. They've sealed off
your upper atmosphere,Copy !req
438. now they're getting ready
to boil the planet.Copy !req
439. Oh, and here they come...
the human race.Copy !req
440. The end comes, as it was
always going to, down a video phone!Copy !req
441. This isn't real, is it?Copy !req
442. - This is some kind of big wind-up.
- Why would I wind you up?Copy !req
443. - You told me you had a time machine.
- And you believed me.Copy !req
444. Then I grew up.Copy !req
445. Oh, you never want to do that.
No, hang on, shut up, wait!Copy !req
446. I missed it. I saw it
and I missed it. What did I see?Copy !req
447. I saw... What did I see?Copy !req
448. 20 minutes.Copy !req
449. I can do it.Copy !req
450. 20 minutes, the planet burns.Copy !req
451. Run to your loved ones and say goodbye,
or stay and help me.Copy !req
452. - No.
- I'm sorry?Copy !req
453. No!Copy !req
454. Amy, no, no, what are you doing?Copy !req
455. Are you out of your mind?Copy !req
456. - Who are you?
- You know who I am.Copy !req
457. No, really, who are you?Copy !req
458. Look at the sky!
End of the world, 20 minutes.Copy !req
459. - Better talk quickly, then!
- Amy, I am going to need my car back.Copy !req
460. Yes, in a bit.
Now go and have coffee.Copy !req
461. Right, yes.Copy !req
462. Catch.Copy !req
463. I'm the Doctor.Copy !req
464. I'm a time traveller.Copy !req
465. Everything I told you
12 years ago is true. I'm real.Copy !req
466. What's happening in the sky is real,
and if you don't let me go now,Copy !req
467. everything you've ever known
is over.Copy !req
468. - I don't believe you.
- Just 20 minutes.Copy !req
469. Just believe me for 20 minutes.Copy !req
470. Look at it.
Fresh as the day you gave it to me.Copy !req
471. And you know it's the same one.Copy !req
472. Amy...Copy !req
473. believe for 20 minutes.Copy !req
474. - What do we do?
- Stop that nurse!Copy !req
475. The sun's going out, and you're
photographing a man and a dog. Why?Copy !req
476. - Amy?
- Hi!Copy !req
477. Oh, this is Rory,
he's a... friend.Copy !req
478. - Boyfriend.
- Kind of boyfriend.Copy !req
479. Amy! Man and dog, why?Copy !req
480. - Oh, my God, it's him.
- Just answer his question, please.Copy !req
481. It's him, though. The Doctor.Copy !req
482. - The Raggedy Doctor.
- Yeah, he came back.Copy !req
483. - But he was a story. He was a game.
- Man and dog - why? Tell me now.Copy !req
484. Sorry. Because he can't be there.Copy !req
485. - Because he's in a hospital,
in a coma. - In a hospital, in a coma.Copy !req
486. Yeah.Copy !req
487. Knew it. Multi-form, you see?Copy !req
488. Disguise itself as anything,
but it needs a live feed.Copy !req
489. A psychic link with a living
but dormant mind.Copy !req
490. Prisoner Zero.Copy !req
491. - What, there's a Prisoner Zero too?
- Yes.Copy !req
492. See, that ship up there
is scanning this areaCopy !req
493. for non-terrestrial technology.Copy !req
494. And nothing says non-terrestrial
like a sonic screwdriver.Copy !req
495. Aargh!Copy !req
496. Hey, come back here!Copy !req
497. Oi, come back here! Come back!Copy !req
498. I think someone's going to notice.
Don't you?Copy !req
499. No, no, no, don't do that!Copy !req
500. - Look, it's going.
- No, come back, he's here!Copy !req
501. Come back! He's here,
Prisoner Zero is here.Copy !req
502. Come back, he's here!
Prisoner Zero is... here.Copy !req
503. Doctor!Copy !req
504. The drain. It just sort of melted
and went down the drain.Copy !req
505. - Well, of course it did.
- What do we do now?Copy !req
506. It's hiding in human form.
We need to drive it into the open.Copy !req
507. No TARDIS, no screwdriver,
17 minutes.Copy !req
508. Come on, think. Think!Copy !req
509. Barney? Barney...Copy !req
510. Barney? Can you hear me, Barney?Copy !req
511. Barney? Barney?Copy !req
512. So that thing,
that hid in my house for 12 years?Copy !req
513. Multi-forms can live for millennia.
12 years is a pit-stop.Copy !req
514. So how come you show up on the same
day that lot do, the same minute?Copy !req
515. They're looking for him,
but followed me.Copy !req
516. They saw me
through the crack, got a fix.Copy !req
517. They're only late cos I am.
Give me your phone.Copy !req
518. - How can he be real? He was never
real. - Phone, now, gimme!Copy !req
519. He was just a game, we were kids.
You made me dress up as him.Copy !req
520. - These photos are all coma patients?
- Yeah.Copy !req
521. No, they're all the multi-form.Copy !req
522. Eight comas, eight disguises
for Prisoner Zero.Copy !req
523. He had a dog.
There's a dog in a coma?Copy !req
524. The coma patient dreams
he's walking a dog,Copy !req
525. Prisoner Zero gets a dog. Laptop!Copy !req
526. Your friend, what was his name?Copy !req
527. - Not him, the good-looking one.
- Thanks.Copy !req
528. - Jeff.
- Oh, thanks!Copy !req
529. He had a laptop in his bag, a laptop.Copy !req
530. Big bag, big laptop,
I need Jeff's laptop.Copy !req
531. You two, get to the hospital,
get everyone out.Copy !req
532. Clear the whole floor.
Phone me when you're done.Copy !req
533. - Your car, come on.
- Um... but how can he be here?Copy !req
534. How can the Doctor be here?Copy !req
535. - Hello! Laptop, gimme!
- No, no, no, no, wait.Copy !req
536. - It's fine.
- Hang on!Copy !req
537. Give it here.Copy !req
538. Blimey! Get a girlfriend, Jeff.Copy !req
539. - Gran.
- What are you doing?Copy !req
540. The sun's gone wibbly,
so right now,Copy !req
541. somewhere out there, there's going
to be a big video conference call.Copy !req
542. All the experts in the world
panicking at once,Copy !req
543. and do you know
what they need?Copy !req
544. Me. Ah, and here
they all are.Copy !req
545. All the big boys... NASA, Jodrell Bank,
Tokyo Space Centre, Patrick Moore.Copy !req
546. - I like Patrick Moore.
- I'll get you his number,Copy !req
547. but watch him, he's a devil.Copy !req
548. - You can't just hack in on a call.
- Can't I?Copy !req
549. Who are you? This is a secure call,
what are you doing?Copy !req
550. Hello, I know, you should switch
me off. But before you do, watch this.Copy !req
551. - It's here too, I'm getting it.
- Fermat's Theorem, the proof,Copy !req
552. and I mean the real one,
never seen before.Copy !req
553. Poor old Fermat, got killed in a duel
before he could write it down.Copy !req
554. My fault, I slept in.Copy !req
555. Oh, and here's an oldie, but a goodie,
why electrons have mass.Copy !req
556. And a personal favourite of mine,Copy !req
557. faster-than-light travel
with two diagrams and a joke.Copy !req
558. Look at your screens.
Whoever I am, I'm a genius.Copy !req
559. Look at the sun.
You need all the help you can get.Copy !req
560. Fellas, pay attention.Copy !req
561. Sir, what are you doing?Copy !req
562. I'm writing a computer virus.Copy !req
563. Very clever, super-fast,
and a tiny bit alive, but don't let on.Copy !req
564. Why am I writing it on a phone?
Never mind, you'll find out.Copy !req
565. Okay, I'm sending this
to all your computers.Copy !req
566. Get everyone who works for you
sending this everywhere.Copy !req
567. E-mail, text, Facebook, Bebo,
Twitter, radar dish,Copy !req
568. whatever you've got. Any questions?Copy !req
569. - Who was your lady friend?
- Patrick, behave!Copy !req
570. - What does this virus do?
- It's a reset command, that's all.Copy !req
571. It resets counters, gets in the wifi
and resets every counter it can find.Copy !req
572. Anything with a chip will default
at zero at exactly the same time.Copy !req
573. But, yeah, I could be lying.
Why should you trust me?Copy !req
574. I'll let my best man explain.Copy !req
575. Jeff... you're my best man.Copy !req
576. You what?Copy !req
577. Listen to me. In ten minutes,
you're going to be a legend.Copy !req
578. In ten minutes, everyone is going to be
offering you any job you want.Copy !req
579. But first,
you have to be magnificent.Copy !req
580. You have to make them trust you
and get them working. This is it, Jeff.Copy !req
581. Right here, right now.Copy !req
582. This is when you fly.Copy !req
583. Today's the day
you save the world.Copy !req
584. - Why me?
- It's your bedroom.Copy !req
585. Now go, go, go.Copy !req
586. Okay, guys,Copy !req
587. let's do this.Copy !req
588. Oh, and delete
your internet history.Copy !req
589. Something's happened up there,
we can't get through.Copy !req
590. Yes, but what's happened?Copy !req
591. I don't know. No-one knows.
Phone him.Copy !req
592. I'm phoning him.Copy !req
593. Doctor? We're at the hospital,
but we can't get through.Copy !req
594. Oh!Copy !req
595. - What did he say?
- Look in the mirror.Copy !req
596. Ha-ha! Uniform!Copy !req
597. Are you on your way?Copy !req
598. You're going to need a car.Copy !req
599. Don't worry.
I've commandeered a vehicle.Copy !req
600. Oh, God!Copy !req
601. - Officer.
- What happened?Copy !req
602. There was a man. A man with a dog.Copy !req
603. I think Dr Ramsden's dead.
And the nurses.Copy !req
604. - Are you in?
- Yep.Copy !req
605. - But so's Prisoner Zero.
- You need to get out of there.Copy !req
606. He was so angry.
He kept shouting. And that dog,Copy !req
607. the size of that dog,
I swear it was rabid.Copy !req
608. And he just went mad,
attacking everyone.Copy !req
609. Where did he go, did you see?
Has he gone? We hid in the ladies'.Copy !req
610. Oh, I'm getting it wrong again,
aren't I? I'm always doing that.Copy !req
611. So many mouths.Copy !req
612. Oh, my God!Copy !req
613. Amy? Amy, what's happening?Copy !req
614. Amy, talk to me!Copy !req
615. We're in the coma ward.
But it's here, it's getting in.Copy !req
616. - Which window are you?
- What, sorry?Copy !req
617. - Which window?
- First floor on the left,Copy !req
618. fourth from the end.Copy !req
619. Oh, dear. Little Amelia Pond.Copy !req
620. I've watched you grow up.Copy !req
621. 12 years, and you never even knew
I was there.Copy !req
622. Little Amelia Pond,Copy !req
623. waiting for her
magic Doctor to return.Copy !req
624. But not this time, Amelia.Copy !req
625. Right! Hello! Am I late?Copy !req
626. No, three minutes to go.
So still time.Copy !req
627. Time for what... Time Lord?Copy !req
628. Take the disguise off.Copy !req
629. They'll find you in a heartbeat.
Nobody dies.Copy !req
630. The Atraxi will kill me
this time.Copy !req
631. If I am to die,Copy !req
632. let there be fire.Copy !req
633. Okay. You came to this world
by opening a crack in space and time.Copy !req
634. - Do it again, just leave.
- I did not open the crack.Copy !req
635. Somebody did.Copy !req
636. The cracks in the skin
of the universe,Copy !req
637. don't you know
where they came from?Copy !req
638. You don't, do you?Copy !req
639. The Doctor in the TARDIS
doesn't know.Copy !req
640. Doesn't know, doesn't know!Copy !req
641. The universe is cracked.Copy !req
642. The Pandorica will open.Copy !req
643. Silence will fall.Copy !req
644. And we're off!Copy !req
645. Look at that.Copy !req
646. Look at that!Copy !req
647. Yeah, I know,
just a clock, whatever.Copy !req
648. But do you know
what's happening right now?Copy !req
649. In one little bedroom,
my team are working.Copy !req
650. Jeff and the world.
And do you know what they're doing?Copy !req
651. They're spreading the word
all over the world, quantum fast.Copy !req
652. The word is out.Copy !req
653. And do you know what the word is?Copy !req
654. The word is zero.Copy !req
655. Now, me, if I was up
in the sky in a battleship,Copy !req
656. monitoring all Earth communications,
I'd take that as a hint.Copy !req
657. And if I had a whole battle fleet
surrounding the planet,Copy !req
658. I'd be able track a simple
old computer virus to its sourceCopy !req
659. in, what, under a minute?Copy !req
660. The source, by the way,Copy !req
661. is right here.Copy !req
662. Oh! And I think they just found us!Copy !req
663. The Atraxi are limited.Copy !req
664. While I'm in this form,
they'll still be unable to detect me.Copy !req
665. - They've tracked a phone, not me.
- Yeah,Copy !req
666. but this is the good bit.
I mean, this is my favourite bit.Copy !req
667. Do you know
what this phone is full of?Copy !req
668. Pictures of you.Copy !req
669. Every form you've learned to take,
right here.Copy !req
670. Oh, and being uploaded about now.Copy !req
671. And the final score is...
no TARDIS, no screwdriver...Copy !req
672. two minutes to spare. Who da man?Copy !req
673. Oh, I'm never saying that again.
Fine.Copy !req
674. Then I shall take a new form.Copy !req
675. Oh, stop it, you know you can't.Copy !req
676. Takes months to form
that kind of psychic link.Copy !req
677. And I've had years.Copy !req
678. No! Amy?Copy !req
679. You've got to hold on. Amy!Copy !req
680. Don't sleep!
You've got to stay awake, please.Copy !req
681. Doctor?Copy !req
682. Well, that's rubbish.
Who's that supposed to be?Copy !req
683. - It's you.
- Me? Is that what I look like?Copy !req
684. - You don't know?
- Busy day. Why me, though?Copy !req
685. You're linked with her.
Why are you copying me?Copy !req
686. I'm not.Copy !req
687. Poor Amy Pond.Copy !req
688. Still such a child inside.Copy !req
689. Dreaming of the magic Doctor
she knows will return to save her.Copy !req
690. What a disappointment you've been.Copy !req
691. No, she's dreaming about me
cos she can hear me.Copy !req
692. Amy, don't just hear me, listen.Copy !req
693. Remember the room, the room
in your house you couldn't see?Copy !req
694. Remember you went inside?
I tried to stop you, but you did.Copy !req
695. You went in the room.Copy !req
696. You went inside.Copy !req
697. Amy...Copy !req
698. dream about what you saw.Copy !req
699. No... no... No!Copy !req
700. Well done, Prisoner Zero.Copy !req
701. A perfect impersonation of yourself.Copy !req
702. Prisoner Zero is located.Copy !req
703. Prisoner Zero is restrained.Copy !req
704. Silence, Doctor.Copy !req
705. Silence will fall.Copy !req
706. The sun, it's back to normal,
right?Copy !req
707. That's... That's good, yeah?
That means it's over.Copy !req
708. Amy?Copy !req
709. - Are you okay? Are you with us?
- What happened?Copy !req
710. - He did it. The Doctor did it.
- No, I didn't.Copy !req
711. - What are you doing?
- Tracking the signal back.Copy !req
712. - Sorry... in advance.
- About what?Copy !req
713. The bill.Copy !req
714. - Um...
- Oi, I didn't say you could go!Copy !req
715. Article 57
of the Shadow Proclamation.Copy !req
716. This is a fully established,
level 5 planet,Copy !req
717. and you were going to burn it?
What?Copy !req
718. Did you think no-one was watching?Copy !req
719. You lot, back here, now!Copy !req
720. Okay.Copy !req
721. Now I've done it.Copy !req
722. Did he just bring them back?Copy !req
723. Did he just
save the world from aliensCopy !req
724. and then bring all the aliens
back again?Copy !req
725. - Where are you going?
- The roof.Copy !req
726. No, hang on.Copy !req
727. - What's in here?
- I'm saving the world.Copy !req
728. I need a decent shirt.Copy !req
729. To hell with the raggedy.Copy !req
730. Time to put on a show!Copy !req
731. You just summoned aliens
back to Earth.Copy !req
732. Actual aliens,Copy !req
733. deadly aliens,Copy !req
734. aliens of death,Copy !req
735. and now you're taking your clothes off.Copy !req
736. - Amy, he's taking his clothes off.
- Turn your back if it embarrasses you.Copy !req
737. Are you stealing clothes now?Copy !req
738. Those clothes belong to people,
you know.Copy !req
739. Are you not going to
turn your back?Copy !req
740. Nope.Copy !req
741. So this was a good idea, was it?
They were leaving.Copy !req
742. Leaving is good.
Never coming back is better.Copy !req
743. Come on, then!Copy !req
744. The Doctor will see you now.Copy !req
745. You are not of this world.Copy !req
746. No, but I've put
a lot of work into it.Copy !req
747. Hmm...Copy !req
748. I don't know.Copy !req
749. What do you think?Copy !req
750. Is this world important?Copy !req
751. Important?
What's that mean, "important"?Copy !req
752. Six billion people live here...
is that important?Copy !req
753. Here's a better question.
Is this world a threat to the Atraxi?Copy !req
754. Well, come on.
You're monitoring the whole planet.Copy !req
755. Is this world a threat?Copy !req
756. No.Copy !req
757. Are the peoples of this world
guilty of any crimeCopy !req
758. by the laws of the Atraxi?Copy !req
759. No.Copy !req
760. Okay.Copy !req
761. One more. Just one.Copy !req
762. Is this world protected?Copy !req
763. Because you're not the first lot
to come here.Copy !req
764. Oh, there have been so many!Copy !req
765. And what you've got to ask is...Copy !req
766. what happened to them?Copy !req
767. Hello.Copy !req
768. I'm the Doctor.Copy !req
769. Basically...Copy !req
770. run.Copy !req
771. Is that it?Copy !req
772. Is that them gone for good?
Who were they?Copy !req
773. Okay!Copy !req
774. What have you got for me
this time?Copy !req
775. Look at you!Copy !req
776. Oh, you sexy thing!Copy !req
777. Look at you!Copy !req
778. Sorry about running off earlier.Copy !req
779. Brand-new TARDIS, bit exciting.Copy !req
780. Just had a quick hop to the moon
and back to run her in.Copy !req
781. She's ready for the big stuff now.Copy !req
782. It's you. You came back.Copy !req
783. Course I came back.
I always come back.Copy !req
784. - Something wrong with that?
- And you kept the clothes.Copy !req
785. Well, I just saved the world,
the whole planet,Copy !req
786. for about the millionth time,
no charge. Yeah, shoot me!Copy !req
787. - I kept the clothes.
- Including the bow tie.Copy !req
788. - Yeah, it's cool. Bow ties are cool.
- Are you from another planet?Copy !req
789. - Yeah.
- Okay.Copy !req
790. So what do you think?Copy !req
791. - Of what? - Other planets.
Want to check some out?Copy !req
792. - What does that mean?
- It means...Copy !req
793. Well, it means...
come with me.Copy !req
794. Where?Copy !req
795. Wherever you like.Copy !req
796. All that stuff, the hospital,
the spaceships, Prisoner Zero...Copy !req
797. Oh, don't worry. That's just
the beginning. There's loads more.Copy !req
798. Yeah, but those things, those...
amazing things, all that stuff...Copy !req
799. - ... that was two years ago!
- Oh-oh!Copy !req
800. - Oops.
- Yeah.Copy !req
801. - So that's...
- 14 years!Copy !req
802. 14 years since fish custard.Copy !req
803. Amy Pond, the girl who waited,
you've waited long enough.Copy !req
804. When I was a kid, you said there was
a swimming pool and a library,Copy !req
805. - and the pool was in the library.
- Yeah.Copy !req
806. Not sure where it is now.
So... coming?Copy !req
807. No.Copy !req
808. - You wanted to come 14 years ago.
- I grew up.Copy !req
809. Don't worry.Copy !req
810. I'll soon fix that.Copy !req
811. Well?Copy !req
812. Anything you want to say?
Any passing remarks?Copy !req
813. I've heard them all.Copy !req
814. I'm in my nightie.Copy !req
815. Oh, don't worry.
Plenty of clothes in the wardrobe.Copy !req
816. And possibly a swimming pool.Copy !req
817. So... all of time and space,Copy !req
818. everything that ever happened
or ever will...Copy !req
819. Where do you want to start?Copy !req
820. You are so sure that I'm coming.Copy !req
821. - Yeah, I am.
- Why?Copy !req
822. Cos you're the Scottish girl
in the English village,Copy !req
823. - and I know how that feels.
- Oh, do you?Copy !req
824. All these years living here,
most of your life...Copy !req
825. and you've still got that accent.
Yeah, you're coming.Copy !req
826. - Can I be back by tomorrow morning?
- It's a time machine.Copy !req
827. You can be back five minutes ago.
Why, what's tomorrow?Copy !req
828. Nothing. Nothing.
Just... you know, stuff.Copy !req
829. All right, then.
Back in time for "stuff".Copy !req
830. Oh! A new one!Copy !req
831. Lovely.Copy !req
832. Thanks, dear!Copy !req
833. Why me?Copy !req
834. - Why not?
- Seriously. You are asking meCopy !req
835. to run away with you
in the middle of the night.Copy !req
836. It's a fair question.
Why me?Copy !req
837. I don't know. Fun.
Do I have to have a reason?Copy !req
838. People always have a reason.Copy !req
839. - Do I look like people?
- Yes.Copy !req
840. Been knocking around
on my own for a while.Copy !req
841. My choice. But I've started talking
to myself. It's giving me earache.Copy !req
842. - You're lonely. That's it?
Just that? - Just that.Copy !req
843. Promise.Copy !req
844. Okay.Copy !req
845. So, are you okay, then?Copy !req
846. Cos this place, sometimes
it can make people feel a bit...Copy !req
847. - you know...
- I'm fine.Copy !req
848. It's just... there's a whole world
in here, just like you said.Copy !req
849. It's all true. I thought...
Well, I started to think that maybeCopy !req
850. - you were just like a madman
with a box. - Amy Pond,Copy !req
851. there's something
you'd better understand about me,Copy !req
852. cos it's important, and one day
your life may depend on it.Copy !req
853. I am definitely
a madman with a box.Copy !req
854. Ha-ha! Yeah.Copy !req
855. Goodbye, Leadworth.
Hello, everything!Copy !req
856. Whoo!Copy !req
857. Ha-ha!Copy !req