1. Ow! Come on! Stop struggling.Copy !req
2. You're gonna regret this!
Completely ridiculous!Copy !req
3. Get your hands off me! Ah!Copy !req
4. I think that makes my answer clear.
Don't you?Copy !req
5. Oh, and, er... If you're gonna
go to print, spell my name right.Copy !req
6. Rattigan, with two Ts.Copy !req
7. Oh, this goes way beyond
the newspapers!Copy !req
8. This thing's worldwide!
I'm telling you, ATMOS is dangerous.Copy !req
9. But if you had proof,
then you wouldn't be here. Fine.Copy !req
10. If you won't listen,
I'll find someone else who will.Copy !req
11. 'Welcome.
What is your destination?'Copy !req
12. Oh, shut up,
you're the last thing I need.Copy !req
13. 'ATMOS cannot be disabled.'Copy !req
14. Right, then.Copy !req
15. Take me to UNIT headquarters.
Tower Bridge, London.Copy !req
16. 'UNIT headquarters.'
Her name's Jo Nakashima.Copy !req
17. Freelance journalist.
Clever, by the sound of it.Copy !req
18. Not as clever as me,
but that goes without saying.Copy !req
19. I'd recommend... termination.Copy !req
20. Remember your status, boy.Copy !req
21. We do not take orders from humans.Copy !req
22. I said... recommend.Copy !req
23. Then your advice shows military
wisdom. She will be terminated.Copy !req
24. Cool.Copy !req
25. 'This is UNIT extension
221...' Not answerphone!Copy !req
26. Yes, this is a message for
Colonel Mace, from Jo, Jo Nakashima.Copy !req
27. Look, you should've got my e-mail.Copy !req
28. I've been investigating deaths
related to ATMOS systems.Copy !req
29. 'Go straight on.'
I can't prove anything,
but there's got to be a link.Copy !req
30. I need you to check out the people
who died in ATMOS cars yesterday -Copy !req
31. check out the time.Copy !req
32. 'Turn right.'Copy !req
33. I don't believe this.Copy !req
34. 'This is your
final destination.'Copy !req
35. I said take me to UNIT!Copy !req
36. 'Go straight on.'
I don't think so.Copy !req
37. I'll find my own way, thanks.Copy !req
38. 'This is your final
destination...' No!Copy !req
39. 'This is your final destination...'
No! Help!Copy !req
40. 'This is your final destination.'
No! No! No!Copy !req
41. NO!Copy !req
42. I can't believe I'm doing this!Copy !req
43. No, neither can I. Ooh, careful.Copy !req
44. Left hand down. Left hand down!Copy !req
45. You're getting a bit
too close to the 1980s!Copy !req
46. What am I gonna do,
put a dent in them? Someone did.Copy !req
47. Hold on.Copy !req
48. That's a phone!Copy !req
49. You've got a mobile? Since when?Copy !req
50. It's not mine.Copy !req
51. Hello.Copy !req
52. Doctor? It's Martha.Copy !req
53. And I'm bringing you back to earth.Copy !req
54. Martha Jones.Copy !req
55. Doctor.Copy !req
56. You haven't changed a bit!
Neither have you! How's the family?Copy !req
57. You know, not so bad. Recovering.
What about you?Copy !req
58. Right.Copy !req
59. I should've known. Didn't take
you long to replace me, then.Copy !req
60. Don't fight!
Martha, Donna, Donna, Martha.Copy !req
61. Please don't fight,
I can't bear it.Copy !req
62. You wish!
I've heard all about you.Copy !req
63. He talks about you all the time.
I dread to think.Copy !req
64. No, no, no, no. He says nice things!Copy !req
65. Good things! Nice things.
Really good things.Copy !req
66. He's told you everything!Copy !req
67. Didn't take you long
to get over it, though.Copy !req
68. Who's the lucky man?
Lucky what?Copy !req
69. She's engaged, you prawn.Copy !req
70. Really? Who to?
Tom, that Tom Milligan.Copy !req
71. He's in paediatrics,
working out in Africa right now.Copy !req
72. I know - a doctor who disappears off
to distant places. Tell me about it.
Is he skinny?Copy !req
73. No, he's sort of... strong.Copy !req
74. HE is too skinny for words! You
give him a hug, you get a paper cut!Copy !req
75. Oh! I'd rather you were fighting!
Speaking of which...Copy !req
76. 'Dr Jones, come in. Over.'
This is Doctor Jones.Copy !req
77. Operation Blue Sky is go, go, go.
I repeat, this is a go!Copy !req
78. Unified Intelligence Taskforce!
Raise that barrier now!Copy !req
79. Leave your safeties on, lads,
it's non-hostiles.Copy !req
80. Workers,
lay down your tools and surrender.Copy !req
81. Greyhound Six to Trap One.Copy !req
82. B Section, go, go, go! Search the
ground floor, grid pattern Delta.Copy !req
83. What are you searching for?
Illegal aliens.Copy !req
84. This is a UNIT operation!Copy !req
85. All workers lay down your
tools and surrender immediately.Copy !req
86. This is a UNIT operation!Copy !req
87. B Section mobilised!
E Section, F Section, on my command!Copy !req
88. Is that what you did to her?Copy !req
89. Turned her into a soldier?Copy !req
90. As predicted. The UNIT forces have
moved to the penultimate stage.Copy !req
91. Observe their troops. Thin fabrics.Copy !req
92. Exposed skin. Feeble weapons.Copy !req
93. These are toy soldiers!
The playthings of children!Copy !req
94. And you're qualified now?Copy !req
95. UNIT rushed it through, given my
field experience. Here we go.Copy !req
96. We're establishing
a field base on site.Copy !req
97. They're dying to meet you.Copy !req
98. Wish I could say the same.Copy !req
99. Operation Blue Sky complete, sir.Copy !req
100. Thanks for letting me take the lead.
And this... is the Doctor.Copy !req
101. Doctor, Colonel Mace. Sir!Copy !req
102. Oh, don't salute.
But it's an honour, sir.
I've read all the files.Copy !req
103. Technically, you're still
on staff. You never resigned.Copy !req
104. What, you used to work for them?Copy !req
105. Yeah, long time ago.
Back in the '70s.Copy !req
106. Or was it the '80s? It was all
a bit more homespun back then.Copy !req
107. Times have changed, sir.
Yeah, that's enough of the "sir".Copy !req
108. Doctor, you've been
on board the Valiant.Copy !req
109. We've got massive funding from
the United Nations. All in the name
of homeworld security.Copy !req
110. A modern UNIT for the modern world.Copy !req
111. Arresting ordinary factory workers?Copy !req
112. In the street? In broad daylight?Copy !req
113. It's like Guantanamo Bay out there.
Donna, by the way.Copy !req
114. Donna Noble, since you didn't ask.
I'll have a salute.Copy !req
115. Ma'am.Copy !req
116. Thank you.Copy !req
117. So tell me.
What's going on in that factory?Copy !req
118. Yesterday, 52 people died
in identical circumstances.Copy !req
119. Right across the world,
in 11 different time zones.Copy !req
120. 5am in the UK, 6am in France,
8am in Moscow, 1pm in China...Copy !req
121. Simultaneously?Copy !req
122. Exactly. 52 deaths, at the exact
same moment, worldwide.Copy !req
123. How?
They were all inside their cars.Copy !req
124. Poisoned. I checked
the biopsies, no toxins.Copy !req
125. Whatever it is,
left the system immediately.Copy !req
126. What have the cars got in common?
They're all fitted with ATMOS.Copy !req
127. And that is the ATMOS factory.Copy !req
128. What's ATMOS?
Oh, come on. Even I know that.Copy !req
129. Everyone's got ATMOS! Stands
for Atmospheric Omission System.Copy !req
130. Fit ATMOS in your car, it reduces
CO2 emissions to zero. Zero?Copy !req
131. No carbon, none at all?Copy !req
132. Sat-nav and 20 quid in shopping
vouchers if you introduce a friend.
Bargain!Copy !req
133. And this is where they make it,
Doctor. Shipping worldwide.Copy !req
134. 17 factories worldwide,
but this is the central depot -Copy !req
135. sending ATMOS to every country on
earth. And you think ATMOS is alien?Copy !req
136. It's our job to investigate
that possibility. Doctor?Copy !req
137. Come on, look lively.Copy !req
138. Up the pace.
We haven't got all day now!Copy !req
139. And here it is, laid bare.Copy !req
140. ATMOS can be threaded through
any and every make of car.Copy !req
141. You must've checked it.
We did, we found nothing.Copy !req
142. That's why I thought we needed
an expert. Really, who did you get?Copy !req
143. Oh, right! Me! Yes! Good.Copy !req
144. OK, so why would aliens be so keen
on cleaning up our atmosphere?Copy !req
145. Very good question.Copy !req
146. Maybe they want to help.Copy !req
147. Get rid of pollution and stuff.Copy !req
148. Do you know how many cars
there are on planet earth?Copy !req
149. 800 million.Copy !req
150. Imagine that.Copy !req
151. If you could control them,
you'd have 800 million weapons.Copy !req
152. We should head back.Copy !req
153. There's not much down here. Should
be just boiler rooms, generators.Copy !req
154. Aye, aye.Copy !req
155. What's this, then?Copy !req
156. You two. All personnel have
been ordered to evacuate.
The building's under UNIT control.Copy !req
157. This area is out of bounds.
Excuse me, sunshine?Copy !req
158. I think you'll find we're in charge.Copy !req
159. We can do this the easy way...Copy !req
160. or the hard way.Copy !req
161. General Staal. They are close.Copy !req
162. Excellent! And like a good warrior,Copy !req
163. I shall enter the fray myself!
Let them pass.Copy !req
164. It's open. Oh.Copy !req
165. Come on.Copy !req
166. What the hell?Copy !req
167. Greyhound 16 to Trap One.Copy !req
168. We've found something. Basement
corridor, north side, grid 36.Copy !req
169. Request backup, over.Copy !req
170. It's like something boiling...Copy !req
171. Don't touch it! Come on, Steve!Copy !req
172. We get first rights on this.
That means promotion!Copy !req
173. Just leave it alone!Copy !req
174. Wait for back up.Copy !req
175. What was that?Copy !req
176. Came from inside.Copy !req
177. Could just be the machinery.Copy !req
178. Is there someone in there? Hello?Copy !req
179. We've got to get this open.Copy !req
180. We should wait!
You could suffocate in there!Copy !req
181. Greyhound 16 to Trap One,
request immediate assistance.Copy !req
182. Repeat, immediate assistance, over.Copy !req
183. How do you work this thing? Come on!Copy !req
184. Oh, God, it stinks!Copy !req
185. What the hell is that stuff?Copy !req
186. Identify yourself! Identify!Copy !req
187. Greyhound 16 declaring
absolute emergency, sir.Copy !req
188. Repeat, absolute emergency, over!Copy !req
189. Can you hear me?
Can you understand me?Copy !req
190. Look at its neck.Copy !req
191. It's like... an umbilical cord.Copy !req
192. Well, don't get too close.Copy !req
193. I think it's harmless.Copy !req
194. I don't even think
it's properly alive.Copy !req
195. It's gonna drown. No...Copy !req
196. I think it breathes this stuff.Copy !req
197. Like some kind of embryo.
What do you mean, an embryo?Copy !req
198. Someone's growing a body.Copy !req
199. A human body.
Excellent skills of deduction.Copy !req
200. I would rate you above average,
soldier. Well done.Copy !req
201. Whereas you,
you smell of sweat and fear.Copy !req
202. Yeah? Well, we're not the ones who
got out of school early, sonny.Copy !req
203. Stop playing Humpty Dumpty
and tell us who you are.
Is that a reference to my height?Copy !req
204. Short answer, yes. A pity.Copy !req
205. Words are the weapons of womenfolk.
I must judge you unfit!Copy !req
206. Oh! What you gonna do,
bite our ankles?Copy !req
207. I'm warning you!
A proper soldier gives no warning!Copy !req
208. Fire! I order you! Fire!Copy !req
209. The room is contained within
a Cordolaine signal,Copy !req
210. exciting the copper surface
of the bulletCopy !req
211. and causing expansion within the
barrel, rendering your guns useless.Copy !req
212. And your radio signals
have been blocked. Agh!Copy !req
213. My legs! I can't feel my legs!Copy !req
214. I apologise for disabling you.Copy !req
215. Death has more honour,Copy !req
216. but you are needed
for the stratagem.Copy !req
217. Prepare them for processing.Copy !req
218. You spoke of promotion.
Now you will serve a greater cause.Copy !req
219. But... who are you?
Indeed, know your enemy!Copy !req
220. I am General Staal of the
10th Sontaran Battle Fleet.Copy !req
221. Known as Staal the Undefeated!Copy !req
222. Help us!Copy !req
223. Oh, my God, help us!Copy !req
224. Ionising nano membrane
carbon dioxide converter -
which means that ATMOS works.Copy !req
225. Filters CO2 at a molecular level.Copy !req
226. We know all that,
but what's its origin? Is it alien?Copy !req
227. No. Decades ahead of its time.Copy !req
228. Do you mind? Could you stand back?
Have I done something wrong?Copy !req
229. I don't like people with
guns hanging around me, all right?Copy !req
230. If you insist.Copy !req
231. Tetchy.
Well, it's true. He's a good man.Copy !req
232. People with guns are usually
the enemy, in my books.Copy !req
233. You seem at home.
You got me used to fighting.Copy !req
234. Oh, right, so it's my fault.
You got me the job!Copy !req
235. Besides, look at me.Copy !req
236. Am I carrying a gun? Suppose not.Copy !req
237. It's all right for you.Copy !req
238. You can just come and go, but
some of us have got to stay behind.Copy !req
239. I've got to work from the inside
and by staying inside,Copy !req
240. maybe I stand a chance
of making them better. Yeah?Copy !req
241. That's more like Martha Jones.
I learned from the best.Copy !req
242. Well... Oi, you lot!Copy !req
243. All your storm troopers
and your sonics...Copy !req
244. Rubbish! You should've come with me.Copy !req
245. Why, where have you been? Personnel.Copy !req
246. That's where the weird stuff's
happening - paperwork.Copy !req
247. I worked as a temp for years -
I can find my way
round an office blindfold,Copy !req
248. and the first thing
I noticed is an empty file.Copy !req
249. Why, what's inside it?
Or what's not inside it?Copy !req
250. Sick days -Copy !req
251. there aren't any. Hundreds of people
working here and no one's sick -Copy !req
252. not one hangover, man flu,
sneaky little shopping trip, nothing.Copy !req
253. Not ever! They don't get ill.Copy !req
254. That can't be right.Copy !req
255. You've been checking out
the building -Copy !req
256. should've been
checking out the workforce.Copy !req
257. I can see why he likes you. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
258. You are good. Super temp!Copy !req
259. Doctor Jones, set up a medical post,
start examining the workers.Copy !req
260. I'll get them sent through.
Come on, Donna. Gimme a hand.Copy !req
261. So, this ATMOS thing -
where did it come from?Copy !req
262. Luke Rattigan himself.Copy !req
263. And himself would be?Copy !req
264. Child genius.Copy !req
265. Invented the Fountain Six search
engine when he was 12 years old.
Millionaire overnight.Copy !req
266. Now runs the Rattigan Academy -Copy !req
267. a private school, educating students
hand picked from all over the world.Copy !req
268. A hot-house for geniuses wouldn't
mind going there. I get lonely.Copy !req
269. Do you think I should warn my mum...
about the ATMOS in her car?Copy !req
270. Better safe than sorry.
I'll give her a call.Copy !req
271. Donna.Copy !req
272. Do they know where
you are, your family?Copy !req
273. I mean, that you're travelling
with the Doctor?Copy !req
274. Not really.Copy !req
275. Although my grandad
sort of waved us off,
but I didn't have time to explain.Copy !req
276. You just left him behind? Yeah.Copy !req
277. I didn't tell my family,Copy !req
278. kept it all so secret,Copy !req
279. and it almost destroyed them.Copy !req
280. In what way? They ended up
imprisoned, they were tortured.Copy !req
281. My mum, my dad, my sister.Copy !req
282. It wasn't the Doctor's fault,Copy !req
283. but you need to be careful.Copy !req
284. Cos you know the Doctor,
he's wonderful, he's brilliant,Copy !req
285. but he's like fire.Copy !req
286. Stand too close
and people get burned.Copy !req
287. Conditioning is complete.Copy !req
288. Now do your duty
and advance the conquest.Copy !req
289. Yes, sir.Copy !req
290. General Staal returning.Copy !req
291. The stratagem advances.Copy !req
292. The last days of planet earth.Copy !req
293. You are not coming with me!
I want to talk to Luke Rattigan,
not point a gun at him.Copy !req
294. It's ten miles outside London.
Then get me a Jeep!Copy !req
295. According to the records,
you travel by TARDIS.Copy !req
296. If there are hostile aliens,Copy !req
297. it's best to keep
a super-duper time machine safe.Copy !req
298. So you do have weapons, but you
choose to keep them hidden. Jenkins!Copy !req
299. Sir. You will accompany the Doctor
and take orders from him!
I don't do orders.Copy !req
300. Any sign of trouble, get Jenkins
to declare a Code Red and good luck,
sir. I said no salutes.Copy !req
301. Now you're giving orders.Copy !req
302. You're getting
a bit cheeky, you are. Doctor...Copy !req
303. Just in time!
We're going to the country.Copy !req
304. Fresh air and geniuses -
what more could you ask?Copy !req
305. I'm not coming with you.Copy !req
306. I've been thinking.Copy !req
307. I'm sorry. I'm going home.Copy !req
308. Really? I've got to.Copy !req
309. Well, if that's what you want.Copy !req
310. I mean, it's a bit soon.Copy !req
311. I had so many places
I wanted to take you.Copy !req
312. The Fifteenth Broken Moon
of the Medusa Cascade,Copy !req
313. the Lightning Skies
of Cotter Palluni's World,Copy !req
314. the Diamond Coral Reefs
of Kataa Flo Ko...Copy !req
315. Thank you.Copy !req
316. Thank you, Donna Noble.Copy !req
317. It's been brilliant.Copy !req
318. You saved my life, in so many ways.Copy !req
319. You're...Copy !req
320. You're just popping home
for a visit, that's what you mean.Copy !req
321. You dumbo.Copy !req
322. Then you're coming back.
Know what you are?Copy !req
323. A great big, outer-space dunce.Copy !req
324. Yeah. Ready when you are, sir!Copy !req
325. What's more, you can give me a lift.
Come on!Copy !req
326. Broken moon of what? I know, I know!Copy !req
327. And your name's Treppa, yeah?
Is that Polish?Copy !req
328. We're not checking passports, but did
you come from Poland just to work?Copy !req
329. I came to do my job. OK.Copy !req
330. I need to listen to your heartbeat.Copy !req
331. This might be a bit cold. Lift.Copy !req
332. Are you on any medication?
I'm here to work.Copy !req
333. How many hours a day do you work?Copy !req
334. 24. You work 24 hours a day?Copy !req
335. Down.Copy !req
336. Mr Treppa, have you ever
had any form of hypnosis?Copy !req
337. I'm here to work.Copy !req
338. OK. Um...Copy !req
339. If you could just wait here...Copy !req
340. Doctor Jones.
Not now, I'm busy. Just one question.Copy !req
341. Do you have security clearance
level one? Yes, I do. Why?Copy !req
342. Colonel Mace wants to see you.
Oh, good, cos I want to see him.
Where is he?Copy !req
343. Come with us.Copy !req
344. I'll walk the rest of the way.Copy !req
345. I'll see you back
at the factory, yeah? Bye!Copy !req
346. And you be careful!Copy !req
347. Haven't seen you for days.Copy !req
348. Been away.Copy !req
349. Hold on! I am!Copy !req
350. I'm waving at fat.Copy !req
351. Why's he down here?
He asked to see you.Copy !req
352. Has he found something?Copy !req
353. I said so, didn't I? Aliens!Copy !req
354. I said they was real! I just didn't
expect them in a little blue box.Copy !req
355. It's bigger on the inside.Copy !req
356. Yeah, but is it safe?
This Doctor, are you safe with him?Copy !req
357. He's amazing, Gramps.
He's just... dazzling.Copy !req
358. And never tell him I said that.
No. But I'd trust him with my life.Copy !req
359. Hold up! I thought that was my job!
You still come first.Copy !req
360. For God's sake,
don't tell your mother!Copy !req
361. I dunno.Copy !req
362. I mean, this is massive.Copy !req
363. It's sort of not fair if she doesn't
know. Doesn't know what?Copy !req
364. And who's she, the cat's mother?Copy !req
365. And where've you been
these past few days, lady,
after that trick with the car keys?Copy !req
366. Veena said
she hadn't seen hide nor hair.Copy !req
367. I've just been... travelling.Copy !req
368. Oh, hark at her - Michael Palin!Copy !req
369. Are you having tea?
I haven't got anything.Copy !req
370. I've been trying to keep your
grandad on that macrobiotic diet,Copy !req
371. but he sneaks off and gets pork pies
at the petrol station.Copy !req
372. Don't deny it. I've seen the wrappers
in the car. I don't miss a trick!Copy !req
373. Now then, what were you gonna
tell me? What don't I know?Copy !req
374. Nothing. Just... nothing.Copy !req
375. Good. Right then, you can sit
there and cut out those coupons.Copy !req
376. Every penny helps. This new
mortgage doesn't pay for itself.Copy !req
377. Dad, kettle on. Yeah, kettle on.Copy !req
378. UNIT's been watching
the Rattigan Academy for ages.Copy !req
379. It's all a bit Hitler Youth -Copy !req
380. exercise at dawn
and classes and special diets.Copy !req
381. 'Turn left.'Copy !req
382. Ross, one question.
If UNIT think that ATMOS is dodgy...Copy !req
383. How come it's in the Jeeps? Yeah.Copy !req
384. Tell me about it. It's standard
in all government vehicles.Copy !req
385. We can't get rid of them
till we can prove something.Copy !req
386. 'Turn right.'
Drives me round the bend.Copy !req
387. Oh, nice one!Copy !req
388. I timed that perfectly. Yeah.Copy !req
389. Yeah, you did.Copy !req
390. 'This is your final destination.'Copy !req
391. Is it PE?
I wouldn't mind a kick around.Copy !req
392. I've got my daps on.Copy !req
393. Suppose you're the Doctor. Hello.Copy !req
394. Your commanding officer
phoned ahead.Copy !req
395. Ah, but I haven't got a commanding
officer. Have you?Copy !req
396. Oh, this is Ross. Say hello, Ross.
Afternoon, sir.Copy !req
397. Let's have a look, then.
I can smell genius! In a good way.Copy !req
398. Oh, now!Copy !req
399. That's clever, look!Copy !req
400. Single molecule fabric -
how thin is that?Copy !req
401. You could pack a tent in a thimble!Copy !req
402. Ooh! Gravity simulators.Copy !req
403. Terraforming, biospheres,
nano tech steel construction.Copy !req
404. This is brilliant! Do you know,
with equipment like this,
you could, ooh, I don't know...Copy !req
405. move to another planet
or something...Copy !req
406. If only that was possible.Copy !req
407. If only that WERE possible.Copy !req
408. Conditional clause.
I think you'd better come with me.Copy !req
409. You're smarter than the usual
UNIT grunts, all right.Copy !req
410. He called you a grunt!
Don't call Ross a grunt. He's nice!Copy !req
411. We like Ross. Look at this!
What exactly do you want?Copy !req
412. I was just thinking,
what a responsible 18-year-old!Copy !req
413. Inventing zero-carbon cars,Copy !req
414. saving the world...Copy !req
415. Takes a man with vision.Copy !req
416. But ATMOS means more people driving.
More cars, more petrol -Copy !req
417. the oil will run out faster. The
ATMOS system could make it worse.Copy !req
418. See, that's tautology.Copy !req
419. You can't say "ATMOS system" -Copy !req
420. it stands for
Atmospheric Omission System,Copy !req
421. so you're saying "Atmospheric
Omission System system".Copy !req
422. See, Mr "Conditional Clause"?Copy !req
423. It's been a long time since anyone
said no to you, hasn't it?Copy !req
424. I'm still right though.Copy !req
425. Not easy, is it, being clever?Copy !req
426. You look at the world and you
connect things, random things.Copy !req
427. You think,
"Why can't anyone else see it?"Copy !req
428. The rest of the world is so slow.Copy !req
429. Yeah. You're all on your own.Copy !req
430. I know.Copy !req
431. But not with this! There's no way
you invented this single-handed.Copy !req
432. Earth technology, but like finding
a mobile phone in the Middle Ages.
No, I'll tell you what it's like -Copy !req
433. it's like finding THIS
in someone's front room,Copy !req
434. albeit a very big front room.
What is it?Copy !req
435. Yeah. Just looks like a "thing".
People don't question things.Copy !req
436. They think, "Just a thing."
Leave it alone.Copy !req
437. I make these connections,
and this looks like a teleport pod.Copy !req
438. Oh! 'Orbit now holding at 556.3,
sector 270.'Copy !req
439. We have an intruder!Copy !req
440. How did he get in?
"In-tru-der window"?Copy !req
441. Bye-bye!Copy !req
442. Ross, get out!
Luke, come with me.Copy !req
443. Sontaran!Copy !req
444. That's your name, isn't it?Copy !req
445. You're a Sontaran.
How did I know that, eh?Copy !req
446. Fascinating, isn't it?
Isn't that worth keeping me alive?Copy !req
447. I order you to surrender, in the
name of UNIT. That's not gonna work.Copy !req
448. Cordolaine signal, am I right?
Copper excitation -
stops the bullets.Copy !req
449. How do you know so much? Well...Copy !req
450. Who is he? He didn't give his name.Copy !req
451. This isn't typical
Sontaran behaviour, is it?Copy !req
452. Hiding, using teenagers,
stopping bullets...Copy !req
453. A Sontaran should face bullets
with dignity! Shame on you!Copy !req
454. You dishonour me, sir!
Yeah? Then show yourself!Copy !req
455. I will look into my enemy's eyes!Copy !req
456. Oh, my God! And your name?Copy !req
457. General Staal of the 10th Sontaran
Fleet. Staal the Undefeated!Copy !req
458. What if you DO get defeated?Copy !req
459. Not Quite So Undefeated Any More,
But Never Mind?Copy !req
460. He's like a potato. A baked potato,
a talking baked potato.Copy !req
461. Now, Ross, don't be rude.
You look like a pink weasel to him.Copy !req
462. The Sontarans are
the finest soldiers in the galaxy,Copy !req
463. dedicated to a life of warfare.Copy !req
464. A clone race, grown in batches of
millions - only one weakness.Copy !req
465. Sontarans have no weakness!Copy !req
466. A good weakness.
Aren't you meant to be clever?Copy !req
467. Only an idiot would provoke him.Copy !req
468. They're fed by a probic vent
in the back of their neck -Copy !req
469. that's their weak spot -Copy !req
470. so they have to face
their enemies in battle.Copy !req
471. Brilliant -
they can never turn their back.Copy !req
472. We stare into the face of death!Copy !req
473. Yeah? Well, stare at this.Copy !req
474. What have you done?Copy !req
475. Don't touch me!Copy !req
476. A Sontaran would rather be
court martialled than show pain.Copy !req
477. I must return.
But he broke the teleport.Copy !req
478. Pah! Primitive sonic trickery!Copy !req
479. The device is now repaired.Copy !req
480. Our presence is known.Copy !req
481. Soldiers, we move to a war footing!Copy !req
482. I see you face battle open skinned,
sir. Might I share that honour?Copy !req
483. You may.Copy !req
484. Thank you.Copy !req
485. How... do you tell each other apart?
We say the same of humans.Copy !req
486. Tell me, boy. How many ATMOS
devices have been installed?Copy !req
487. They've gone worldwide,
but only about half.Copy !req
488. Which means 400 million cars
converted - a fine arsenal!Copy !req
489. Sufficient for conversion?Copy !req
490. More than enough, yeah, and that
test signal proved that it works.Copy !req
491. 52 deaths in the same second.
Man, that is so cool!Copy !req
492. Is the temperature significant?Copy !req
493. No, that's just a phrase.Copy !req
494. I'll get my people ready, General.
Just tell me where and when.Copy !req
495. Have we infiltrated UNIT?
The process is about to begin.Copy !req
496. Then you'll see it completed,
Commander Skorr! Get to it!Copy !req
497. Yes, sir!Copy !req
498. Is someone gonna tell me
what the hell is going on?Copy !req
499. OK...Copy !req
500. So, listen,
you're not the first aliens I've met.
Just tell me who you are.Copy !req
501. Commander Skorr
of the 10th Sontaran Battle Fleet,Copy !req
502. known as Skorr the Bloodbringer.
What have you done to those two?Copy !req
503. Simple hypnotic control,
as with the factory drones,Copy !req
504. but with you,
we need something more complex.Copy !req
505. What... is that?Copy !req
506. Soon, THAT will be you.Copy !req
507. ATMOS devices
operating at 100% efficiency.Copy !req
508. Continue.Copy !req
509. War can never come too soon.Copy !req
510. Take your last look, boy.Copy !req
511. It was never big enough for me.Copy !req
512. I like your ambition.Copy !req
513. That Doctor, he was in a UNIT jeep.Copy !req
514. It should have ATMOS installed.Copy !req
515. You said you didn't know his name.Copy !req
516. I don't. He just said Doctor.
Does that mean something?Copy !req
517. There is an enemy of the Sontarans
known as the Doctor,Copy !req
518. a face changer.Copy !req
519. Do you mean he's an alien, too?Copy !req
520. Legend says he led the battle
in the last great Time War.Copy !req
521. The finest war in history, and we
weren't allowed to be part of it!Copy !req
522. Oh, but this is excellent!Copy !req
523. The last of the Time Lords will die
at the hands of the Sontaran EmpireCopy !req
524. in the ruins of his precious earth.Copy !req
525. It is inadvisable to struggle.Copy !req
526. The female has a weak thorax.Copy !req
527. But what are you doing?
Completing mental transfer.Copy !req
528. The clone needs full memory access.
Clone?Copy !req
529. You can't...Copy !req
530. That's not... You will sleep, girl.Copy !req
531. Sleep, and keep the memories alive.Copy !req
532. Memories we can use - in battle.Copy !req
533. We have the Doctor's vehicle.Copy !req
534. An ordinary death for such
a remarkable enemy, but proceed.Copy !req
535. Greyhound 40 to Trap One.
Repeat, can you hear me? Over!Copy !req
536. Why's it not working?
Must be the Sontarans.Copy !req
537. If they can trace that, they
can isolate the ATMOS. 'Turn left.'Copy !req
538. Try going right. It said left.
I know, so go right.Copy !req
539. I've got no control.
It's driving itself!Copy !req
540. It won't stop! The doors are locked!Copy !req
541. Ah, it's deadlocked!
I can't stop it. Let me.Copy !req
542. The sat-nav's just a box
wired through the whole car!Copy !req
543. Is he going in the water?
I love it, with the water!Copy !req
544. We're heading for the river!Copy !req
545. ATMOS, are you programmed to
contradict my orders? 'Confirmed.'Copy !req
546. Anything I say, you ignore it?
'Confirmed.'Copy !req
547. Drive into the river!
I order you to drive into the river!
Do it! Drive into the river!Copy !req
548. 'Turn right, left...' Get down!Copy !req
549. 'Left, right, left, right, left...'Copy !req
550. Oh, is that it?Copy !req
551. ATMOS terminated.Copy !req
552. Mission accomplished.
The Doctor is dead.Copy !req
553. Then prepare the weapons.Copy !req
554. Is the operative in place?Copy !req
555. Ready and waiting to advance
the great Sontaran cause, sir.Copy !req
556. Then go to work.Copy !req
557. You would not believe
the day I'm having.Copy !req
558. I'll requisition us a vehicle.Copy !req
559. Anything without ATMOS,
and don't point your gun at people!Copy !req
560. Is it him? Is it him?
Is it the Doctor?Copy !req
561. Ah! It's you! Who?Copy !req
562. Oh! It's you!Copy !req
563. What? Have you met before?Copy !req
564. Yeah, Christmas Eve.
He disappeared right in front of me!Copy !req
565. And you never said?
Well, you never said!Copy !req
566. Wilf, sir. Wilfred Mott.Copy !req
567. You must be one of them aliens!Copy !req
568. Yeah, but don't shout it out.
Nice to meet you properly, Wilf.Copy !req
569. An alien hand! Donna, anything?
She's not answering.Copy !req
570. What is it, "Sonteruns"?
Sont-ar-ans.
There must be more to it.Copy !req
571. They can't be just remote
controlling cars. That's not enough.
Is anyone answering? Hold on.Copy !req
572. Don't tell me... Donna Noble!
Martha! Hold on, he's here.Copy !req
573. Martha, tell Colonel Mace
it's the Sontarans.Copy !req
574. They're in the file -
Code Red Sontarans -Copy !req
575. but if they're inside,
tell him not to start shooting.
UNIT will get massacred.Copy !req
576. I'll get back as soon as I can.
Got that? Code Red Sontaran. Gotcha.Copy !req
577. Dr Jones, found anything yet?
No, sir. Nothing to report.Copy !req
578. You didn't find anything before.Copy !req
579. Yeah, but now I know it's Sontaran,
I know what I'm looking for.Copy !req
580. Doctor, Donna
is my only grandchild.Copy !req
581. Promise me you're gonna
take care of her.Copy !req
582. She takes care of me!
That's my Donna!Copy !req
583. She was always bossing us round,
even when she was tiny.Copy !req
584. The little General,
we used to call her. Don't start!Copy !req
585. And some of the boys!
A different one every week.Copy !req
586. Who was that one
with the nail varnish?Copy !req
587. Matthew Richards. He lives
in Kilburn now... with a man.Copy !req
588. Whoa! It's a temporal pocket. I knew
there was something else in there!Copy !req
589. It's hidden just a second
out of sync with real time.Copy !req
590. But what's it hiding?
I don't know - men and their cars!Copy !req
591. Sometimes I think, if I was a car...Copy !req
592. Oh, it's you! Doctor... what was it?Copy !req
593. That's me!Copy !req
594. Have you met him as well?
Dad, it's the man from the wedding,Copy !req
595. when you were laid up
with Spanish flu!Copy !req
596. I'm warning you, last time that man
turned up, it was a disaster.Copy !req
597. Get back!Copy !req
598. A converter has been activated.Copy !req
599. Show me where!Copy !req
600. London. That's Chiswick.Copy !req
601. Who could have such knowledge?Copy !req
602. Only the Doctor. He survived!Copy !req
603. Excellent! Then battle will
be joined. Glorious warfare!Copy !req
604. 10th Sontaran Battle Fleet,
we move to the final phase!Copy !req
605. Prepare the subjugation of
earth for the glory of Sontar!Copy !req
606. Announcing Battle Status One.Copy !req
607. All soldiers to positions.Copy !req
608. Repeat, we are now
at Battle Status One.Copy !req
609. Rejoice!Copy !req
610. That'll stop it. I told you!Copy !req
611. He's blown up the car!Copy !req
612. Who is he anyway? What sort of doctor
blows up cars? Oh, not now, Mum!Copy !req
613. Should I make an appointment?Copy !req
614. That wasn't just exhaust fumes.Copy !req
615. Some sort of gas, artificial gas.Copy !req
616. And it's aliens, is it? Aliens?Copy !req
617. If it's poisonous...Copy !req
618. .. then they've got poisonous gas
in every car on earth.Copy !req
619. Trigger the converters!Copy !req
620. And deadlock every single one!Copy !req
621. It's not safe.
I'll get it off the street.Copy !req
622. No, don't! Turn it off!Copy !req
623. Grandad, get out of there!
I can't! It's not locked!
It's them aliens again!Copy !req
624. What's he doing? What's he done?
They've isolated it!Copy !req
625. Turn them off! Turn them off!Copy !req
626. Turn off the engines!Copy !req
627. It's all of them, sir.
Every single car on the planet!Copy !req
628. Now we begin. Let's get to work.Copy !req
629. There's gas inside the car!
He's gonna choke! Doctor!Copy !req
630. It won't open!Copy !req
631. It's the whole world...Copy !req
632. 400 million weapons!Copy !req
633. Sontar, ha! Sontar, ha!Copy !req
634. Sontar, ha! Sontar, ha!Copy !req
635. Sontar, ha! Sontar, ha! Sontar, ha!
Sontar, ha!Copy !req
636. Sontar, ha!
Sontar, ha! Sontar, ha! Sontar, ha!Copy !req
637. Sontar, ha! Sontar, ha!
Sontar, ha! Sontar, ha!Copy !req
638. Sontar, ha! Sontar, ha!
Sontar, ha! Sontar, ha!
Sontar, ha! Sontar, ha!Copy !req
639. Sontar, ha! Sontar, ha!
Sontar, ha! Sontar, ha!Copy !req
640. Doctor! Sontar, ha! Sontar, ha!Copy !req
641. The Government has declared a state
of emergency. Launching in ten...Copy !req
642. Oh, man! This is war! Nine...Copy !req
643. Do not engage the Sontarans
in battle. Eight...Copy !req
644. The planet is going nuclear!Copy !req
645. Seven. It's time I revealed
what our work has been for.Copy !req
646. Six. The bravery of idiots
is bravery nonetheless.Copy !req
647. Five. God save us.Copy !req
648. Four. They need this gas
for something else.Copy !req
649. Three. All troops, Code Red.Copy !req
650. Two. At arms.
One. Get them out of there!
Zero.Copy !req