1. - ==http://subland.5286. on==-Copy !req
2. Fish baoziCopy !req
3. Doctor Who S04E01Copy !req
4. Good morning, Adipose Industries.Copy !req
5. Donna Noble, Health and Safety.Copy !req
6. John Smith, Health and Safety.Copy !req
7. Adipose Industries.Copy !req
8. The 21st century way to lose weight.Copy !req
9. No exercise, no diet, no pain.Copy !req
10. Just lifelong freedom from fat, the Holy Grail of the modern age.Copy !req
11. And here it is.Copy !req
12. You just take one capsule.Copy !req
13. One capsule, once a day, for three weeks.Copy !req
14. And the fat, as they say...Copy !req
15. 'The fat just walks away.'Copy !req
16. 'Excuse me, Miss Foster, if I could?'Copy !req
17. I am Penny Carter, Science Correspondent for the Observer.Copy !req
18. There are a thousand diet pills in the market,
a thousand conmen stealing people's money.Copy !req
19. How do we know the fat isn't going
straight into your bank account?Copy !req
20. Oh, Penny. If cynicism burnt up calories,
we'd all be thin as rakes.Copy !req
21. But if you want the science, I can oblige.Copy !req
22. 'Adipose Industries.Copy !req
23. 'The Adipose Capsule is composed of a synthesised mobilising lipase,
bound to a large protein molecule.Copy !req
24. 'The mobilising lipase breaks up the triglycerides
stored in the Adipose cells, which then...'Copy !req
25. Health and Safety.Copy !req
26. Film department.Copy !req
27. 100% legal, 100% effective.Copy !req
28. But can I just ask, how many people
have taken the pills to date?Copy !req
29. We've already got one million customers
within the Greater London area alone.Copy !req
30. But from next week, we start rolling out nationwide.Copy !req
31. The future starts here.Copy !req
32. And Britain will be thin.Copy !req
33. Good morning, I represent Adipose Industries.Copy !req
34. Good morning, I represent Adipose Industries.Copy !req
35. Good morning, I represent Adipose Industries.Copy !req
36. Good morning, I represent Adipose Industries.Copy !req
37. That's a three-week course of pills for
the special price of £45.Copy !req
38. We deliver within three working days.Copy !req
39. The box comes with 21 days' worth of pills,
a full information pack,Copy !req
40. and our special free gift, an Adipose Industries pendant.Copy !req
41. It's made of 18-carat gold,
and it's yours for free.Copy !req
42. No, we don't give away pens. Sorry.Copy !req
43. No, I can't make an exception, no.Copy !req
44. I'll need to keep this for testing.Copy !req
45. And I just need a list of your customers.Copy !req
46. Could you print it off?Copy !req
47. I suppose so.Copy !req
48. Where's the printer?Copy !req
49. Just over there, by the plant.Copy !req
50. Which plant, that plant?Copy !req
51. Yeah, that's the one.Copy !req
52. Lovely.Copy !req
53. That's the printer there?Copy !req
54. - By the plant, yeah.
- Really?Copy !req
55. Does it need a code?
Last place I worked, the printer needed a code.Copy !req
56. No, I can do it from here.Copy !req
57. Has it got paper?Copy !req
58. Yeah, Jimbo keeps it stocked.Copy !req
59. Excuse me, everyone.Copy !req
60. If I could have your attention.Copy !req
61. On average, you're each selling 40 Adipose packs per day.Copy !req
62. It's not enough.Copy !req
63. I want 100 sales per person, per day.Copy !req
64. And if not, you'll be replaced.Copy !req
65. Cos if anyone's good at trimming the fat, it's me.Copy !req
66. Now.Copy !req
67. Back to it.Copy !req
68. Anyway, if you could print that off, thanks.Copy !req
69. So if you could print off that list,
I'll get out of your way.Copy !req
70. Lovely.Copy !req
71. Thanks, then.Copy !req
72. - See you!
- Thanks, then.Copy !req
73. Ooh, what's that?Copy !req
74. My telephone number.Copy !req
75. - What for?
- Health and Safety.Copy !req
76. You be health. I'll be safety.Copy !req
77. But that contravenes paragraph 5, subsection C.Copy !req
78. Sorry.Copy !req
79. Me again!Copy !req
80. Stacy Campbell?Copy !req
81. Who wants to know?Copy !req
82. My name's Donna. I represent Adipose Industries,
and you're on the list of our valued customers.Copy !req
83. Mr Roger Davey!Copy !req
84. I'm calling on behalf of Adipose Industries.
Just need to ask you a few questions.Copy !req
85. It's been fantastic.Copy !req
86. I started the pills on Thursday.Copy !req
87. Five days later, I've lost 11 pounds.Copy !req
88. And no side effects or anything?Copy !req
89. No, I feel fantastic.Copy !req
90. It's a new lease of life.Copy !req
91. Now what do you think about these earrings, do they work?Copy !req
92. Yeah, lovely.Copy !req
93. I've been on the pills two weeks now.
I've lost 14 kilos.Copy !req
94. The same amount every day?Copy !req
95. One kilo exactly.Copy !req
96. You wake up, and it's disappeared overnight.Copy !req
97. Well, technically speaking,
it's gone by ten past one in the morning.Copy !req
98. What makes you say that?Copy !req
99. That's when I get woken up.Copy !req
100. Might as well weigh myself at the same time!Copy !req
101. Are you going on a date?Copy !req
102. I'm doing the opposite. I'm dumping him!Copy !req
103. I can do better than him now.Copy !req
104. Right, I won't be long.Copy !req
105. If the taxi beeps, give me a shout.Copy !req
106. It is driving me mad.Copy !req
107. Ten minutes past one, every night, bang on the dot without fail,
the burglar alarm goes off.Copy !req
108. I've had experts in, I've had it replaced,
I've even phoned Watchdog.Copy !req
109. But no!Copy !req
110. Ten past one in the morning, off it goes.Copy !req
111. - But with no burglars?
- Nothing!Copy !req
112. I've given up looking.Copy !req
113. Tell me, Roger.
Have you got a cat flap?Copy !req
114. It was here when I bought the house.Copy !req
115. I've never bothered with it.Copy !req
116. I'm not a cat person.Copy !req
117. No, I've met cat people.Copy !req
118. You're nothing like them.Copy !req
119. Is that what it is?Copy !req
120. Cats getting inside the house?Copy !req
121. Well, the thing about cat flaps is they don't just let things in,
they let things out as well.Copy !req
122. Like what?Copy !req
123. The fat just walks away.Copy !req
124. Won't be long!Copy !req
125. That's all right.Copy !req
126. We have unscheduled parthenogenesis.Copy !req
127. Well, thanks for your help.Copy !req
128. Tell you what, maybe you could lay off
the pills for a week or so.Copy !req
129. Gotta go, sorry!Copy !req
130. Send out the Collection Squad.Copy !req
131. Bring them home.Copy !req
132. You all right up there?Copy !req
133. Yeah.Copy !req
134. The Adipose has been witnessed.Copy !req
135. 'Activating full parthenogenesislCopy !req
136. What are you?Copy !req
137. What are you?Copy !req
138. I like what you've done with the hall.Copy !req
139. Stacy?Copy !req
140. Are you all right?Copy !req
141. I wouldn't mind a little visit myself.Copy !req
142. Everything all right in there?Copy !req
143. It's only me.Copy !req
144. Do you mind if I pop to the loo?Copy !req
145. Stacy?Copy !req
146. Help me!Copy !req
147. Oh, my God, help me!Copy !req
148. What is it? What's wrong?Copy !req
149. Stacy!Copy !req
150. Stacy Campbell?Copy !req
151. - She's gone.
- Gone where?Copy !req
152. She's just gone.Copy !req
153. Oh, great. Thanks for nothing.Copy !req
154. It seems we have a case of industrial espionage.Copy !req
155. One touch and the capsule bio-tunes itself to its owner,Copy !req
156. but someone must have introduced a second, raw capsule.Copy !req
157. Therefore, one of these people is a thief.Copy !req
158. There!Copy !req
159. Oh, yes. There she is.Copy !req
160. Now...Copy !req
161. What shall we do with her?Copy !req
162. And what time's this?Copy !req
163. How old am I?Copy !req
164. Not old enough to use a phone.Copy !req
165. I thought you were only moving back for a couple of weeks.Copy !req
166. Look at you!Copy !req
167. You're never gonna find a flat, not while you're on the dole.Copy !req
168. It's no good sitting there dressed up looking
like you're job-hunting, you've got to do something.Copy !req
169. It's not like the 1980s.Copy !req
170. No-one's unemployed these days, except you.Copy !req
171. How long did that job with Health and Safety last?Copy !req
172. Two days, and then you walk out.Copy !req
173. 'I have other plans.'Copy !req
174. Well, I've not seen them.Copy !req
175. And it's no good sitting there dreaming, no-one's gonna come along
with a magic wand and make your life all better.Copy !req
176. Where's Grandad?Copy !req
177. Where d'you think he is?Copy !req
178. Up the hill!
He's always up the hill!Copy !req
179. Here comes trouble.Copy !req
180. Permission to board ship, sir.Copy !req
181. Permission granted.Copy !req
182. Was she nagging you?Copy !req
183. Big time.Copy !req
184. Brought you a Thermos.Copy !req
185. Oh, ta.Copy !req
186. You seen anything?Copy !req
187. Yeah, I've got Venus, with an apparent magnitude of minus 3.5.Copy !req
188. At least, that's what it says in my little book.Copy !req
189. Here, come and see. Come on.Copy !req
190. Here you go.Copy !req
191. Right?Copy !req
192. That's the only planet in the solar system named after a woman.Copy !req
193. Good for her.Copy !req
194. How far away is that?Copy !req
195. It's about 26 million miles.Copy !req
196. But we'll get there one day.Copy !req
197. 100 years' time, we'll be striding out amongst the stars,Copy !req
198. jiggling about with all them aliens, just you wait.Copy !req
199. You really believe in all that stuff, don't you?Copy !req
200. They're all over the place these days.Copy !req
201. If I wait here long enough...Copy !req
202. Don't suppose you've seen a little blue box?Copy !req
203. Is that slang for something?Copy !req
204. No, I mean it.Copy !req
205. If you ever see a little blue box flying up there in the sky,
you shout for me, Gramps.Copy !req
206. Oh, you just shout.Copy !req
207. D'you know, I don't understand half the things you say these days.Copy !req
208. - Nor me.
- No, fair dos.Copy !req
209. You've had a funny old time of it lately.Copy !req
210. There was poor old what's-his-name, Lance, bless him.Copy !req
211. That barmy old Christmas.Copy !req
212. I wish you'd tell us what really happened.Copy !req
213. I know.Copy !req
214. It's just...Copy !req
215. The things I've seen.Copy !req
216. Sometimes I think I'm going mad.Copy !req
217. I mean, even tonight, I was in a...Copy !req
218. Doesn't matter.Copy !req
219. Well, you're not yourself, I'll give you that.Copy !req
220. You just... You seem to be drifting, sweetheart.Copy !req
221. I'm not drifting.Copy !req
222. I'm waiting.Copy !req
223. - What for?
- The right man.Copy !req
224. Same old story.Copy !req
225. A man!Copy !req
226. No, I don't mean like that.Copy !req
227. But he's real.Copy !req
228. I've seen him. I've met him.
Just once.Copy !req
229. And then I let him fly away.Copy !req
230. Well, there you are. Go and find him.Copy !req
231. I've tried.Copy !req
232. He's nowhere.Copy !req
233. Not like you to give up.Copy !req
234. I remember when you was about six years old,
your mother said, 'No holiday this year.'Copy !req
235. So off you toddled all on your own, and you got on a bus to Strathclyde!Copy !req
236. We had the police out and everything!Copy !req
237. Where's she gone, then?Copy !req
238. Where's that girl?Copy !req
239. You're right.Copy !req
240. Cos he's still out there, somewhere.Copy !req
241. And I'll find him, Gramps.Copy !req
242. Even if I have to wait 100 years...Copy !req
243. I'll find him.Copy !req
244. Oh, fascinating.Copy !req
245. Seems to be a bioflip digital stitch, specifically for...Copy !req
246. It's my turn for the car.
What do you need it for?Copy !req
247. A quick get away.Copy !req
248. Morning!Copy !req
249. Keep an eye out. She'll come back.Copy !req
250. And then she's mine.Copy !req
251. See you tomorrow!Copy !req
252. Not now!
I need the car.Copy !req
253. Where are you?Copy !req
254. I can't. I'm busy.Copy !req
255. Why are you whispering?Copy !req
256. I am in church.Copy !req
257. What are you doing in church?Copy !req
258. Praying.Copy !req
259. Bit late for that, madam.Copy !req
260. What is she in church for?Copy !req
261. Hush, you! Go up the hill.Copy !req
262. But I need the car.Copy !req
263. I'm going out with Suzette.Copy !req
264. She's asked all the Wednesday girls.
Apparently she's been on those Adipose pills.
She says she looks marvellous.Copy !req
265. We know you're in here, so why don't you make
this nice and easy and show yourself?Copy !req
266. I'm waiting.Copy !req
267. I warn you, I'm not a patient woman.Copy !req
268. Now, out you come.Copy !req
269. Right, we'll do it the hard way.Copy !req
270. Get her!Copy !req
271. There you are.Copy !req
272. I've been through the records, Foster,
and all of your results have been faked.Copy !req
273. There's something about those pills
you're not telling us.Copy !req
274. Oh, I think I'll be conducting this interview, Penny.Copy !req
275. You've got no right to do this.Copy !req
276. Let me go!Copy !req
277. This is ridiculous.Copy !req
278. Sit there.Copy !req
279. I'm phoning my editor.Copy !req
280. I said sit.Copy !req
281. 'You can't tie me up!'Copy !req
282. What sort of a country do you think this is?Copy !req
283. Oh, it's a beautifully fat country.Copy !req
284. I've travelled a long way to find obesity on this scale.Copy !req
285. So come on, then, Miss Foster.Copy !req
286. Those pills, what are they?Copy !req
287. Well, you might as well have a scoop,
since you'll never see it printed.Copy !req
288. This is the spark of life.Copy !req
289. And what's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
290. Officially, the capsule attracts
all the fat cells and flushes them away.Copy !req
291. Well, it certainly attracts them.Copy !req
292. That part's true.Copy !req
293. But it binds the fat together
and galvanises it to form a body.Copy !req
294. Well, what do you mean 'a body'?Copy !req
295. I am surprised you never asked about my name.Copy !req
296. I chose it well.Copy !req
297. Foster, as in foster mother.Copy !req
298. And these...Copy !req
299. are my children.Copy !req
300. You're kidding me.Copy !req
301. What the hell is that?Copy !req
302. Adipose.Copy !req
303. It's called an Adipose.Copy !req
304. Made out of living fat.Copy !req
305. Are we interrupting you?Copy !req
306. Get her!Copy !req
307. And him!Copy !req
308. What about me?Copy !req
309. Oh, my God, I don't believe it!Copy !req
310. You've even got the same suit.Copy !req
311. Don't you ever change?Copy !req
312. Yeah, thanks Donna, not right now.Copy !req
313. Just like old times!Copy !req
314. Cos I thought, 'How do you find the Doctor?'Copy !req
315. Then I thought, 'Look for trouble, and he'll turn up.'Copy !req
316. I looked everywhere, you name it - UFO sightings,
crop circles, sea monsters...Copy !req
317. I found them all.Copy !req
318. Like the bees disappearing,
I thought, 'He's connected.'Copy !req
319. Cos the thing is, Doctor,
I believe it all now.Copy !req
320. You opened my eyes.Copy !req
321. All those amazing things out there,
I believe them all.Copy !req
322. Apart from that replica of the Titanic flying over Buckingham Palace.Copy !req
323. That's a hoax.Copy !req
324. What do you mean, the bees are disappearing?Copy !req
325. That's what it says on the internet.Copy !req
326. There were conspiracy theories about Adipose Industries,
so I thought I'd look.Copy !req
327. In you get!Copy !req
328. - What, in that thing?
- Yes, in that thing!Copy !req
329. But they'll just call us back up again.Copy !req
330. I've locked the controls with a sonic cage.Copy !req
331. Only I can control it.Copy !req
332. Not unless she's got a sonic device.Copy !req
333. Which is very unlikely.Copy !req
334. Out of my way.Copy !req
335. Oh, I don't think so.Copy !req
336. Come on.Copy !req
337. We can get in through the window.Copy !req
338. Deadlock the building.Copy !req
339. Can't get it open!Copy !req
340. We'll smash it, then!Copy !req
341. She's cutting the cable!Copy !req
342. Donna!Copy !req
343. Doctor!Copy !req
344. Hold on!Copy !req
345. I am!Copy !req
346. Doctor!Copy !req
347. And now for the other one.Copy !req
348. I'm going to fall!Copy !req
349. What the hell is going on?Copy !req
350. This is all your fault.Copy !req
351. I should've stayed at home!Copy !req
352. I won't be a minute!Copy !req
353. Yes, he's slippery, that one.Copy !req
354. Time we found out who he is.Copy !req
355. Is anyone gonna tell me what's going on?Copy !req
356. You a journalist?Copy !req
357. Yes.Copy !req
358. Well, make it up.Copy !req
359. Get off!Copy !req
360. I've got you.Copy !req
361. I've got you.Copy !req
362. Stop kicking!Copy !req
363. I was right.Copy !req
364. It's always like this with you, innit?Copy !req
365. Oh, yes!Copy !req
366. And off we go!Copy !req
367. - Oi!
- Sorry!Copy !req
368. Now do yourself a favour, get out.Copy !req
369. Well, then.Copy !req
370. At last.Copy !req
371. Hello.Copy !req
372. Nice to meet you. I'm the Doctor.Copy !req
373. And I'm Donna.Copy !req
374. Partners in crime.Copy !req
375. And evidently off-worlders, judging by your sonic technology.Copy !req
376. Oh, yes!Copy !req
377. I've still got your sonic pen.Copy !req
378. Nice! I like it.Copy !req
379. Sleek, it's kind of sleek.Copy !req
380. Oh, it's definitely sleek.Copy !req
381. And if you were to sign your real name,
that would be?Copy !req
382. Matron Cofelia, of the Five-Straighten Classabindi Nursery Fleet.Copy !req
383. Intergalactic Class.Copy !req
384. A wet nurse.Copy !req
385. Using humans as surrogates.Copy !req
386. I've been employed by the Adiposian first family to foster
a new generation after their breeding planet was lost.Copy !req
387. How do you lose a planet?Copy !req
388. Oh, the politics are none of my concern.Copy !req
389. I'm just here to take care of the
children on behalf of the parents.Copy !req
390. What, like an outer space Supernanny?Copy !req
391. Yes, if you like.Copy !req
392. So.Copy !req
393. So those little things,
they're made out of fat, yeah?Copy !req
394. But that woman, Stacy Campbell,
there was nothing left of her.Copy !req
395. Oh, in a crisis, the Adipose can convert
bone and hair and internal organs.Copy !req
396. Makes them a little bit sick, poor things.Copy !req
397. What about poor Stacy?Copy !req
398. Seeding a level five planet is against galactic law.Copy !req
399. Are you threatening me?Copy !req
400. I'm trying to help you, Matron.Copy !req
401. This is your one chance.Copy !req
402. Cos if you don't call this off,
then I'll have to stop you.Copy !req
403. I hardly think you can stop bullets.Copy !req
404. Hold on, hold on, hold on.Copy !req
405. One more thing - before dying.Copy !req
406. Do you know what happens if you hold two
identical sonic devices against each other?Copy !req
407. No.Copy !req
408. Nor me. Let's find out.Copy !req
409. Come on!Copy !req
410. I'm advancing the birth plan.Copy !req
411. We're going into premature labour.Copy !req
412. Cellular bossification.Copy !req
413. Tie her up.Copy !req
414. Oh, you're kidding me.Copy !req
415. That's one solution.Copy !req
416. Hide in a cupboard.Copy !req
417. I like it!Copy !req
418. I've been hacking into this all day,Copy !req
419. cos the Matron's got a computer core running
through the building, triple-deadlocked.Copy !req
420. But now I've got this, I can get into it.Copy !req
421. What does that thing do?Copy !req
422. It's the inducer.Copy !req
423. We had planned to seed millions.Copy !req
424. But if that man's an alien and
he's alerted the Shadow Proclamation,Copy !req
425. then the first one million humans will have to do.Copy !req
426. Find him, and the woman.Copy !req
427. Don't waste time, just kill them.Copy !req
428. She's wired up the whole building.Copy !req
429. And we need a bit of privacy.Copy !req
430. Just enough to stun them.Copy !req
431. But why's she wired up a tower block?Copy !req
432. What's it all for?Copy !req
433. 'Inducer online.'Copy !req
434. You look older.Copy !req
435. Thanks.Copy !req
436. Still on your own?Copy !req
437. Yep.Copy !req
438. Well, no.Copy !req
439. I had this friend. Martha, she was called.Copy !req
440. Martha Jones. She was brilliant.Copy !req
441. And I destroyed half her life.Copy !req
442. But she's fine, she's good.Copy !req
443. She's gone.Copy !req
444. What about Rose?Copy !req
445. Still lost.Copy !req
446. I thought you were gonna travel the world.Copy !req
447. Easier said than done.Copy !req
448. It's like, I had that one day
with you and I was gonna change.Copy !req
449. I was gonna do so much.Copy !req
450. And then I woke up the next morning, same old life.Copy !req
451. It's like you were never there.Copy !req
452. And I tried, I did try.Copy !req
453. I went to Egypt.Copy !req
454. I was gonna go barefoot and everything.Copy !req
455. Then it's all bus trips and guidebooks
and don't drink the water,Copy !req
456. and two weeks later, you're back at home.Copy !req
457. It's nothing like being with you.Copy !req
458. I must've been mad, turning down that offer.Copy !req
459. What offer?Copy !req
460. To come with you.Copy !req
461. You're coming with me?Copy !req
462. Oh, yes, please!Copy !req
463. Right.Copy !req
464. 'Inducer activated.'Copy !req
465. What's it doing now?Copy !req
466. She's started the program.Copy !req
467. 'Inducer transmitting.'Copy !req
468. Mark the date, Miss Carter.Copy !req
469. Happy birthday.Copy !req
470. One million birthdays.Copy !req
471. I swear, that Adipose treatment is fabulous.Copy !req
472. Just look at my chin.Copy !req
473. And it's very good for back fat.
I'm down two sizes.Copy !req
474. It's like a miracle.Copy !req
475. All that from just one little pill.Copy !req
476. And I've been eating like normal.Copy !req
477. You all right, love?Copy !req
478. Yeah, I'm just.Copy !req
479. Funny sort of feeling, like it's...Copy !req
480. What's happened?Copy !req
481. I'm not sure.Copy !req
482. It just seems to be...Copy !req
483. Better pop to the loo.Copy !req
484. - Oh, my God, Suzette!
- What?Copy !req
485. What is it?Copy !req
486. Get it off me!Copy !req
487. Come to me, children.Copy !req
488. Come to me.Copy !req
489. Everyone get back, don't touch them.Copy !req
490. So far they're just losing weight,Copy !req
491. but the Matron's gone up to emergency parthenogenesis.Copy !req
492. And that's when they convert?Copy !req
493. Skeletons, organs, everything.Copy !req
494. A million people are gonna die!Copy !req
495. Gotta cancel the signal.Copy !req
496. This contains the primary signal.Copy !req
497. If I can switch it off,
the fat goes back to being just fat.Copy !req
498. A nice try.Copy !req
499. Double strength.Copy !req
500. 'Inducer increasing.'Copy !req
501. No, no, no, no, no, she's doubled it, I need...Copy !req
502. Haven't got time.Copy !req
503. It's too far. I can't override it.Copy !req
504. They're all gonna die!Copy !req
505. Is there anything I can do?Copy !req
506. Sorry, this is way beyond you.Copy !req
507. Gotta double the base pulse. I can't...Copy !req
508. Doctor, tell me, what do you need?Copy !req
509. I need a second capsule to boost the override,
but I've only got the one.Copy !req
510. I can't save them!Copy !req
511. It's stopped.Copy !req
512. They've gone.Copy !req
513. What's happened?Copy !req
514. I think the Doctor happened.Copy !req
515. But we've still given birth to 10,000 Adipose.Copy !req
516. And the Nursery is coming.Copy !req
517. What the hell was that?Copy !req
518. It's my lift home.Copy !req
519. You can't just leave me here!Copy !req
520. It just stopped.Copy !req
521. What on earth is it now?Copy !req
522. Oh, my god.Copy !req
523. Fine.Copy !req
524. When you say 'nursery',
you don't mean a crêche in Notting Hill?Copy !req
525. Nursery ship.Copy !req
526. 'Incoming signal.'Copy !req
527. Hadn't we better go and stop them?Copy !req
528. Instructions from the Adiposian first family.Copy !req
529. Children!Copy !req
530. Oh, my children, behold.Copy !req
531. I am taking you home.Copy !req
532. Far across the galaxy, your new mummies
and daddies are waiting.Copy !req
533. And you will fly!Copy !req
534. Up you go, babies.Copy !req
535. Up you go!Copy !req
536. That's it, fly away home!Copy !req
537. She's wired up the tower block to
convert it into a levitation post.Copy !req
538. We're not the ones in trouble now.Copy !req
539. She is!Copy !req
540. Take me.Copy !req
541. The children need me!Copy !req
542. What you gonna do, then?Copy !req
543. Blow them up?Copy !req
544. They're just children.Copy !req
545. They can't help where they came from.Copy !req
546. That makes a change from last time.Copy !req
547. That Martha must've done you good.Copy !req
548. Ah, she did.Copy !req
549. Yeah, yeah, she did.Copy !req
550. She fancied me.Copy !req
551. Mad Martha, that one.Copy !req
552. Blind Martha.Copy !req
553. Charity Martha.Copy !req
554. I'm waving at fat.Copy !req
555. Actually, as a diet plan, it sort of works.Copy !req
556. There she is!Copy !req
557. Matron Cofelia, listen to me!Copy !req
558. Oh, I don't think so, Doctor.Copy !req
559. And if I never see you again, it'll be too soon.Copy !req
560. Why does no-one ever listen?Copy !req
561. I'm trying to help!Copy !req
562. Just get across to the roof.Copy !req
563. Can you shift the levitation beam?Copy !req
564. What, so that you can arrest me?Copy !req
565. I saw the Adiposian instructions -
they know it's a crime, breeding on Earth.Copy !req
566. So what's the one thing they want to get rid of?Copy !req
567. Their accomplice!Copy !req
568. I'm far more than that.Copy !req
569. I'm nanny to all these children.Copy !req
570. Exactly! Mum and Dad have got the kids now.
They don't need the nanny anymore.Copy !req
571. Oi, you two!Copy !req
572. You're just mad.Copy !req
573. Do you hear me?Copy !req
574. Mad!Copy !req
575. And I'm gonna report you for...Copy !req
576. madness!Copy !req
577. You see, some people just can't take it.Copy !req
578. Nope. And some people can.Copy !req
579. So, then...Copy !req
580. TARDIS!Copy !req
581. Come on!Copy !req
582. That's my car!Copy !req
583. That is like destiny.Copy !req
584. And I've been ready for this.Copy !req
585. I packed ages ago, just in case.Copy !req
586. Cos I thought, hot weather, cold weather, no weather -Copy !req
587. he goes anywhere, I've gotta be prepared.Copy !req
588. You've got a hatbox.Copy !req
589. Planet of the Hats, I'm ready!Copy !req
590. Do I need injections?Copy !req
591. Like when you go to Cambodia, is there any of that?Copy !req
592. Cos my friend Veena went to Bahrain, and...Copy !req
593. You're not saying much.Copy !req
594. No, it's just...Copy !req
595. It's a funny old life, in the TARDIS.Copy !req
596. You don't want me.Copy !req
597. I'm not saying that.Copy !req
598. But you asked me.Copy !req
599. Would you rather be on your own?Copy !req
600. No.Copy !req
601. Actually, no.Copy !req
602. But...Copy !req
603. The last time, with Martha, like I said...Copy !req
604. it got complicated.Copy !req
605. And that was all my fault.Copy !req
606. I just want a mate.Copy !req
607. You just want TO MATE?Copy !req
608. I just want A mate!Copy !req
609. You're not mating with me, sunshine!Copy !req
610. A mate, I want a mate!Copy !req
611. Just as well, because I'm not having any of that nonsense.Copy !req
612. I mean, you're just a long streak of nothing, alien nothing.Copy !req
613. There we are, then.Copy !req
614. OK.Copy !req
615. I can come?Copy !req
616. Yeah.Copy !req
617. Course you can, yeah.Copy !req
618. I'd love it.Copy !req
619. Ohh, that's just...Copy !req
620. Car keys!Copy !req
621. What?Copy !req
622. I've still got my mum's car keys!Copy !req
623. I won't be a minute.Copy !req
624. I know, Mum, I saw it, little fat people.Copy !req
625. I've got to go.Copy !req
626. I'm going to stay with Veena for a bit.Copy !req
627. 'It was in the sky.'Copy !req
628. 'I know, spaceship.'Copy !req
629. But I've still got the car keys.Copy !req
630. There's a bin on Brook Street 30 feet from the corner. I'm going to leave them in there.Copy !req
631. 'What? A bin?'Copy !req
632. Yes, I said 'bin'.Copy !req
633. 'You can't do that.'Copy !req
634. Oh, stop complaining, the car's
just down the road a bit.Copy !req
635. Got to go, really got to go.Copy !req
636. Bye.Copy !req
637. 'But Donna, you can't...'Copy !req
638. There's this woman that's going to come along, tall blonde woman called Sylvia,Copy !req
639. tell her that bin there.Copy !req
640. It'll make sense.Copy !req
641. That bin there.Copy !req
642. Off we go, then!Copy !req
643. Here it is, the TARDIS.Copy !req
644. Bigger on the inside than it is on the outside.Copy !req
645. Oh, I know all that bit.Copy !req
646. Although frankly, you could turn the heating up.Copy !req
647. So, whole wide universeCopy !req
648. where do you want to go?Copy !req
649. I know exactly the place.Copy !req
650. Which is?Copy !req
651. Two and a half miles that way.Copy !req
652. Donna!Copy !req
653. It's the flying blue box!Copy !req
654. What?Copy !req
655. That's Donna.Copy !req
656. That's Donna.Copy !req
657. And that's him!Copy !req
658. That's him!Copy !req
659. Go on, girl!Copy !req
660. Go on, get up there!Copy !req
661. Hey...Copy !req
662. Ancient Rome.Copy !req
663. This is fantastic.Copy !req
664. It has come, the blue box.Copy !req
665. I see the most terrible things.Copy !req
666. The prophecies of women are limited and dull.Copy !req
667. Only the menfolk have the capacity for true perception.Copy !req
668. I tell you where the wind's blowing now.Copy !req
669. Doctor, you bring bad luck.Copy !req
670. We are building the future as dictated by the gods.Copy !req
671. I demand you tell me who you are.Copy !req
672. Doctor!Copy !req
673. The sky is falling.Copy !req
674. We're in Pompeii!Copy !req
675. And it's volcano day.Copy !req