1. Just where do you think you're going?Copy !req
2. - Out.
- Out?Copy !req
3. Yes, I thought I'd get some fresh air.
Somebody opened the door...Copy !req
4. But nobody said you could go out.Copy !req
5. Do they have to, then?Copy !req
6. Well, of course they...Copy !req
7. Dodo, you don't know what
you might have found out here!Copy !req
8. No gravity, poisoned atmosphere,
all sorts of things!Copy !req
9. Look, stop prancing around over there.Copy !req
10. What happens if you get lost?Copy !req
11. I catch a bus back.Copy !req
12. A bus?Copy !req
13. What are you talking about?Copy !req
14. I mean, just where do you think you are?Copy !req
15. Ah, bet you thought you caught me,
didn't you?Copy !req
16. Bet you thought I didn't know.
Well, I do.Copy !req
17. - You do?
- Of course I do.Copy !req
18. What, this place?Copy !req
19. I mean, you recognise it?Copy !req
20. What, with all these strange animals
and flowers and things?Copy !req
21. Well, you can't have been here before.Copy !req
22. Yes, I have. It's just outside London.
I came here once with the school.Copy !req
23. It's called Whipsnade.Copy !req
24. Just outside Lon...Copy !req
25. Look, wait a minute!Copy !req
26. I mean, well, it can't be.Copy !req
27. Yes, it is.Copy !req
28. I'll bet if you go down that path there,Copy !req
29. you'll come to the American bison
and the tea bar.Copy !req
30. Look, we don't even know
that we're on Earth!Copy !req
31. Earth? Earth? Well, it couldn't
be anywhere else, now, could it?Copy !req
32. Hey, look, Steven, that proves it.
That's a chameleon.Copy !req
33. What, this?
Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
34. And here's a monitor.Copy !req
35. Look, that's a locust.Copy !req
36. - There, what did I tell you?
- Look, how do you know all this?Copy !req
37. I learnt it at school.Copy !req
38. There's nothing you can tell me
about nature, simply nothing.Copy !req
39. - Having second thoughts?
- No!Copy !req
40. Just don't remember Whipsnade
being so rowdy, that's all.Copy !req
41. Improbable as it may seem, dear boy,
I think the child, er, Dorothea...Copy !req
42. Dodo.
- Oh, yes, of course, my dear.Copy !req
43. Dodo is right.Copy !req
44. What do you mean? It is Earth?Copy !req
45. Well, I can't tell you just yet.Copy !req
46. All I can say is that it's more likely
to be Earth than anywhere elseCopy !req
47. and it's very strange indeed.Copy !req
48. You know, I've been taking a look
at my instruments in thereCopy !req
49. and it's really very strange. Hmm!Copy !req
50. Prisoner, you have been found guilty
of extreme carelessnessCopy !req
51. in carrying out your duties.Copy !req
52. By leaving open a wide valve
in the heat exchange unit,Copy !req
53. you could have caused an explosion
that would have been fatal,Copy !req
54. not only to the human race,
but also to our friends the Monoids.Copy !req
55. As your Commander, Galactic Law
gives me wide powers in such cases.Copy !req
56. The safety of our people
must be preserved at all costs.Copy !req
57. In these grave circumstances,
the lightest sentence I can passCopy !req
58. is one of miniaturisation.Copy !req
59. Prepare the Minifier. Sentence will
be carried out immediately.Copy !req
60. The prisoner will be retained
at micro-cell size,Copy !req
61. to be reconstituted
in approximately 700 years' time,Copy !req
62. when he can no longer be a danger to us.Copy !req
63. Does the prosecution
accept this sentence?Copy !req
64. We do.Copy !req
65. Has the defence anything further
to say on the prisoner's behalf?Copy !req
66. Father, anyone can make mistakes.
He's not likely to do it again!Copy !req
67. My child,
we are the Guardians of the human race.Copy !req
68. You know our responsibilities
cannot be taken lightly.Copy !req
69. Under Galactic Law,Copy !req
70. the only alternative punishmentCopy !req
71. would be... expulsion!Copy !req
72. Sir, the prisoner accepts the verdict,Copy !req
73. and thanks you for your clemency
in not imposing a harsher sentence.Copy !req
74. Very well. Proceed.Copy !req
75. Goodbye.Copy !req
76. My learned friend wishes to thank you,
sir, on behalf of the Monoids,Copy !req
77. for the care you take of us all.Copy !req
78. Look, Doctor!Copy !req
79. Hey, look at him, then.Copy !req
80. Well?Copy !req
81. Well, it's just as I said,
it's all very, very strange.Copy !req
82. That is an Indian elephant. (CHUCKLING)Copy !req
83. Yes, I know.
What difference does that make?Copy !req
84. Well, that's what I'm trying to
find out, dear boy.Copy !req
85. Flowers from America,
birds from Africa, a snake from Brazil,Copy !req
86. - and now an elephant from India.
- Exactly, my dear.Copy !req
87. Yes, it's a jungle incorporating things
from all over the world.Copy !req
88. Yes, you're quite right, my boy.Copy !req
89. Yes, and on top of everything else,
it's a jungle without a sky.Copy !req
90. Hey, look at that, then.Copy !req
91. No sky?Copy !req
92. No sun, no clouds, merely a metal roof
radiating some kind of light.Copy !req
93. It's extraordinary!Copy !req
94. Yes, and plus something else.Copy !req
95. What's that?Copy !req
96. The earth, this...Copy !req
97. This ground we're standing on,
it appears to be trembling.Copy !req
98. Is it more elephants coming?Copy !req
99. An earthquake building up?Copy !req
100. No, it's too regular for that, no.Copy !req
101. It's more...
It's more of a mechanical vibration.Copy !req
102. Hmm. Yes.Copy !req
103. In what circumstances
do you get all these things together?Copy !req
104. I mean, animals and vegetable life
from different continents?Copy !req
105. With a metal roof and all this shaking?Copy !req
106. There's only one thing that strikes me.Copy !req
107. This could be some kind of
indoor nature park.Copy !req
108. Oh, but on this scale?Copy !req
109. Yes, yes, improbable, dear boy,
but possible. Definitely possible!Copy !req
110. But are we on Earth or...Copy !req
111. Mmm?
- (SNEEZES)Copy !req
112. - Oh, bless you, my dear.
- Oh, thanks.Copy !req
113. - You have a handkerchief, I hope?
- Of course I have.Copy !req
114. Well, then, use it, my child!Copy !req
115. We must do something
about that cold of yours.Copy !req
116. That reminds me, why are you dressed
in these stupid clothes, hmm?Copy !req
117. Have you been frootling about
in my wardrobe?Copy !req
118. Is that what it is? What do you think
you're playing at? Crusades?Copy !req
119. I'm not playing at anything.
Is it all right to wear them?Copy !req
120. Or do I have to ask permission
for that as well?Copy !req
121. Yes, you do, my dear.Copy !req
122. Now, you take care of them,Copy !req
123. 'cause you never know
when we might use them.Copy !req
124. Now, I suggest we take
a last look roundCopy !req
125. and we'll get you off to bed.Copy !req
126. Oh, you're not going
to send me home, are you?Copy !req
127. Home? Hoo-hoo! What an idea! Mmm.Copy !req
128. I couldn't send you home
even if I wanted to.Copy !req
129. Oh, that's all right, then.Copy !req
130. I think I'm beginning to enjoy
this space travel or whatever it is.Copy !req
131. - Commander?
- Yes, Zentos.Copy !req
132. Strange report from the jungle.
The Monoids acquaint us of intruders.Copy !req
133. Intruders? But how can that be?Copy !req
134. How could they have entered it?Copy !req
135. I have no idea. I'll try and trace them.Copy !req
136. But surely it's impossible
for anyone to be in the jungleCopy !req
137. that we don't know about.
Where would they have come from?Copy !req
138. I don't know.Copy !req
139. Perhaps when we see them.Copy !req
140. Here they are.Copy !req
141. They look like human beings.Copy !req
142. But they can't be!Copy !req
143. We accounted for everyone.Copy !req
144. Shall we not arrest them
and bring them here and question them?Copy !req
145. Father, look!
It seems to be their spaceship!Copy !req
146. It is an unusual design.Copy !req
147. Are we sure this is nothing to do
with the Monoids?Copy !req
148. Quite sure. It was they who reported it.Copy !req
149. Good! Then you're right.
They must be questioned.Copy !req
150. But Zentos, not arrested, invited.Copy !req
151. Doctor, Steven,
get a look at these fab pictures.Copy !req
152. Fab, hmm!Copy !req
153. My dear child, if you're going to be
with us for any length of time,Copy !req
154. you'll have to do something about
that English of yours.Copy !req
155. - What's wrong with it?
- Well, it's terrible, child.Copy !req
156. Oh, it's most irritating! Hmm!Copy !req
157. Oh, look at that now,
isn't that extraordinary?Copy !req
158. Oh, very interesting.Copy !req
159. Looks like a zebra with two heads.Copy !req
160. Yes. Well, that could be
the imagination of the artist.Copy !req
161. Mmm, perhaps.Copy !req
162. And perhaps not. What then? Mmm? Hmm!Copy !req
163. Yes, we've already established
this place as illogical.Copy !req
164. Why shouldn't there be
animals with two heads, hmm?Copy !req
165. No reason at all.Copy !req
166. Except the more we see of it,
the less like Earth it becomes.Copy !req
167. What's that?
Do you think somebody's seen us?Copy !req
168. - There's a quick way to find out.
- Yes.Copy !req
169. You were right. It is an alarm.
They've found the Tardis.Copy !req
170. - I can't say I like the look of them.
- What's that?Copy !req
171. They're coming this way,
searching for us.Copy !req
172. There's a kind of cave there.Copy !req
173. - Go on. You go ahead.
- Yes, yes.Copy !req
174. - What do they look like, dear boy?
- Terrifying!Copy !req
175. If this is Earth, it's no longer
inhabited by human beings.Copy !req
176. Shh! You'll frighten the child. Come on.Copy !req
177. (WHISPERING LOUDLY) What are they?
They sound awful.Copy !req
178. Now, don't worry, child.
You're quite safe with us.Copy !req
179. Yeah, but supposing they've got two...Copy !req
180. - (SNIFFLING)
- Bless you.Copy !req
181. Remind me never to take you out again
when you've got a cold.Copy !req
182. Now, let's try and get back
to the Tardis.Copy !req
183. Take care. This might be dangerous.Copy !req
184. - (SNEEZES)
- Keep quiet!Copy !req
185. - What's the matter? Are you crying?
- No, me nose is running.Copy !req
186. Just do as he says, child!Copy !req
187. This may be very difficult.Copy !req
188. Doctor!Copy !req
189. Why, yes, of course. Yes! (LAUGHS)Copy !req
190. I know where I am now. Yes, indeed.Copy !req
191. Is it some sort of city? Factory?Copy !req
192. No, no, no, dear boy.
All this is a spaceship! Hmm!Copy !req
193. - A spaceship?
- Yes, exactly!Copy !req
194. - Hey, Doctor?
- Hmm?Copy !req
195. If this is a spaceship, what are they?Copy !req
196. You travel in that black box?
Yes.Copy !req
197. So how were you able
to make your spaceship enter ours?Copy !req
198. Look, it isn't just a spaceship.
It can travel anywhere in time or space.Copy !req
199. And why have you chosen to come here?Copy !req
200. We didn't. It has a mind of its own.Copy !req
201. (LAUGHING) I don't understand.Copy !req
202. Experiments to pass through
the fourth dimensionCopy !req
203. were undertaken in
the 27th segment of time.Copy !req
204. They were unsuccessful.Copy !req
205. - How could anything so crude...
- Look, I told you before,Copy !req
206. the Doctor's the one who'll tell you
what you want to know.Copy !req
207. - May I ask you a question also?
- No!Copy !req
208. Why not? We're all friends here.Copy !req
209. Look, is this really a spaceship?
This city and all that surrounds it?Copy !req
210. (CHUCKLING) Yes, indeed.Copy !req
211. Here we are.Copy !req
212. That's the biggest we've ever seen!Copy !req
213. Look, who are you?
And these creatures that serve you?Copy !req
214. Like you, we come from the Earth.Copy !req
215. The origin of the Monoids is obscure.Copy !req
216. They came to Earth many years ago,Copy !req
217. apparently from their own planet,
which was dying.Copy !req
218. They offered us
their invaluable servicesCopy !req
219. for being allowed
to come on this joint voyage.Copy !req
220. And where are you going?Copy !req
221. To Refusis II.Copy !req
222. The Earth also is dying.Copy !req
223. We have left it for the last time.Copy !req
224. The last time?Copy !req
225. Yes. In a short time, it will burn
and be swallowed in the pull of the sun.Copy !req
226. Then we must have journeyed forward
millions of years!Copy !req
227. You yourself, I take it, are human?Copy !req
228. - Why, yes, of course.
- Why do you doubt him?Copy !req
229. They could be Refusians sent here to
intercept us, to sabotage our mission.Copy !req
230. Refusians, from the planet
you're heading for?Copy !req
231. Explain!Copy !req
232. We only know them as intelligences
that inhabit that planet.Copy !req
233. They might have a way
of assuming human bodies,Copy !req
234. of using them to pass,
to mingle amongst us.Copy !req
235. Oh, rubbish, rubbish!Copy !req
236. With all our imperfections,Copy !req
237. I can assure you, sir,
if you were to cut my skin,Copy !req
238. I would bleed the same as you would.Copy !req
239. That's right.Copy !req
240. - There, you see? Complete with chills.
- Chills?Copy !req
241. A virus fever, which used to be
quite common to the human being.Copy !req
242. (LAUGHING) And cured so long ago
we've forgotten what it was like.Copy !req
243. Fascinating! (LAUGHS)Copy !req
244. It's like history coming to life.Copy !req
245. Tell me, Doctor,
if you cannot direct your spacecraft,Copy !req
246. your journeys must take you
to some strange places.Copy !req
247. What were you telling him?Copy !req
248. I wish to know more of
the travellers' spacecraft.Copy !req
249. You do not trust the traveller?Copy !req
250. I know nothing of them.Copy !req
251. Your father trusts them.Copy !req
252. And he knows no more than you.
He simply has faith.Copy !req
253. So have I. In my own eyes and ears.
And machines tell fewer lies than men.Copy !req
254. including the Daleks.Copy !req
255. Nero, the Trojan wars, the Daleks.Copy !req
256. But all that happened
in the first segment of time.Copy !req
257. Segment? Er, to use your phrase, sir,
what segment are we in now?Copy !req
258. The 57th.Copy !req
259. Good gracious!Copy !req
260. We must have jumped at least
10 million years. Hmm.Copy !req
261. When do you expect your journey to end?Copy !req
262. Not for a long time.Copy !req
263. Neither I nor my daughter Mellium
nor Zentos will ever see the planet.Copy !req
264. That pleasure is reserved for our
children's children, many years hence.Copy !req
265. How long from now?Copy !req
266. Using your measurement of time,
700 years.Copy !req
267. Seven hundred years?
But why travel that far...Copy !req
268. Only Refusis has the same conditions
that we had on Earth.Copy !req
269. Atmosphere, water,
the right temperature.Copy !req
270. Has anyone ever been there?
- No.Copy !req
271. Our knowledge is based purely
on audio-space research.Copy !req
272. Hmm. No wonder
you had to bring everything.Copy !req
273. At least two of each, I suppose?Copy !req
274. Like the Ark.
The Ark?Copy !req
275. Yeah, Noah's Ark. You know, two-by-two.
The flood!Copy !req
276. I'm afraid I don't know.Copy !req
277. But we do have the Earth's full
population, human and animal.Copy !req
278. Yes, but where, sir?
I can only see but a few people. Hmm?Copy !req
279. We are the Guardians.Copy !req
280. The rest have been reduced
to micro-cell size.Copy !req
281. They are stored in trays and will
re-emerge normally when we land.Copy !req
282. Each cabinet contains a million people.Copy !req
283. Oh, yes! (LAUGHS)Copy !req
284. There are many things aboard our ship
which would interest a traveller.Copy !req
285. Mellium, why don't you show
the young people the statue?Copy !req
286. Would you like to see it?Copy !req
287. - It depends...
- Yes, of course we would.Copy !req
288. - Come on.
- This way.Copy !req
289. While I am sure
that you would be more interestedCopy !req
290. in the technicalities
of our control deck.Copy !req
291. Oh, yes, indeed.Copy !req
292. Then I'll leave you with
our chief controller, Manyak.Copy !req
293. - He will explain everything.
- Thank you.Copy !req
294. - (SPACESHIP GRINDING)
- Ah, tell me,Copy !req
295. that noise we heard just now,
was that a flight adjustment?Copy !req
296. - No, sir, a refuelling pause.
- Hmm!Copy !req
297. Here it is. Homo sapiens.Copy !req
298. Started on Earth, due to be completed
just before the landing on Refusis.Copy !req
299. What, 700 years to sculpt one statue?Copy !req
300. Well, yes. We're constructing it by hand
using the ancient methods.Copy !req
301. It's for our children
and our children's children,Copy !req
302. so that they can watch it grow gradually
as time goes by.Copy !req
303. What's it made of?
You can't scratch it, can you?Copy !req
304. Dodo!Copy !req
305. You'll have to watch her
or she'll have the whole thing down.Copy !req
306. It's a substance called gregarian rock.
It'll last forever.Copy !req
307. Here's the finished design.Copy !req
308. Hey, that's gear!Copy !req
309. What's that, all that carry-on?Copy !req
310. Commander, the strange disease,
the fever,Copy !req
311. is spreading among the Monoids.Copy !req
312. I can
hardly hear you, Zentos.Copy !req
313. It's so hot.Copy !req
314. What's happened to the temperature?Copy !req
315. Commander?Copy !req
316. The Commander, too.
He has the strange fever.Copy !req
317. - The fever brought by the strangers!
- What is it? What's wrong?Copy !req
318. Stay away from them, Mellium.
And from your father.Copy !req
319. - But what is it?
- I don't know.Copy !req
320. I'm not sure.Copy !req
321. But Zentos is right.Copy !req
322. - Stay away!
- Don't touch him!Copy !req
323. - We may be able to help.
- It's nothing to worry about.Copy !req
324. His temperature's a bit high,
that's all.Copy !req
325. It's just a fever.
It can only be a cold.Copy !req
326. Do you realise what this means,
dear boy?Copy !req
327. What's all the fuss about?Copy !req
328. The man's caught Dodo's cold,
that's all.Copy !req
329. All? All? These people, this generation,
have never experienced the common cold.Copy !req
330. For the simple reason it was wiped outCopy !req
331. many generations ago,
before they were born.Copy !req
332. They have no resistance to it.Copy !req
333. (WHISPERING) What'll happen?Copy !req
334. I don't quite know. I don't know.Copy !req
335. But it might be fatal,
and we shall be to blame.Copy !req
336. Yes, it's all our fault
and I should have foreseen it!Copy !req
337. Did you hear that?Copy !req
338. Did I not try and warn the Commander?Copy !req
339. I told you these people were evil.Copy !req
340. But it wasn't my fault.
How was I supposed to know?Copy !req
341. The sick Monoid,Copy !req
342. he's dead.Copy !req
343. Seize them!Copy !req
344. All of you, listen!Copy !req
345. The success of all we stand for,Copy !req
346. everything aboard this spaceship
is suddenly endangeredCopy !req
347. by the strange fever, a fever
brought by these strangers in our midst!Copy !req
348. I invoke the special Galactic Law
against them!Copy !req
349. Hold them. Take them into custody.Copy !req
350. And later, they will be made to suffer
for the crime that they have committed.Copy !req
351. Listen to us!
- Take them away!Copy !req
352. What about my father?Copy !req
353. He may well die.Copy !req
354. But then again, so might all of us.Copy !req
355. In which case, it was pointless leaving.Copy !req