1. Such sweet music
shows your blood to be afire.Copy !req
2. Why wait we on stale
custom for consummation?Copy !req
3. Oh yes, tonight's the night!Copy !req
4. Would you enter, bold sir?Copy !req
5. Oh, I would!Copy !req
6. Lilith, this cannot be
the home of one so beautiful?Copy !req
7. Forgive me, this is foul.Copy !req
8. Sssh, sad words suit not
upon a lover's tongue.Copy !req
9. Oh, your kiss transformed me!Copy !req
10. A suitor should meet
his beloved's parents -Copy !req
11. Mother Doomfinger!Copy !req
12. And Mother Bloodtide!Copy !req
13. Soon, at the Hour of Woven Words,Copy !req
14. we shall rise again,Copy !req
15. and this fleeting Earth
will perish!Copy !req
16. But how do you travel
in time, what makes it go?Copy !req
17. Oh, take the fun and the mystery out
of everything. It just does!Copy !req
18. Hold on tight!Copy !req
19. Blimey! D'you have to pass a test to
fly this thing? Yes, and I failed.Copy !req
20. Now, make the most of it, I promised
you one trip and one trip only.Copy !req
21. Outside this door...Copy !req
22. brave new world.Copy !req
23. Where are we?Copy !req
24. Take a look...Copy !req
25. After you.Copy !req
26. Oh, you're kidding me.Copy !req
27. You're so kidding me.
Oh, my God. We did it!Copy !req
28. We travelled in time.Copy !req
29. Where are we?Copy !req
30. No, sorry, gotta get used to this,
whole new language. WHEN are we?
Mind out!Copy !req
31. I've seen worse, I've worked the
late night-shift in A&E.Copy !req
32. But, are we safe? I mean,
can we move around and stuff?Copy !req
33. Course we can, why'd you ask?Copy !req
34. In those films, you
step on a butterfly, you change
the future of the human race.Copy !req
35. Tell you what then, don't
step on any butterflies. What have
butterflies ever done to you?Copy !req
36. What if, I dunno,
what if I kill my grandfather?Copy !req
37. Are you planning to? No! Well then.Copy !req
38. This is London?Copy !req
39. Think so,
round about, em, ooh, 1599.Copy !req
40. Oh, but hold on, am I all right?Copy !req
41. I'm not going to get carted off as a
slave, am I? Why? I'm not exactly
white, in case you haven't noticed?Copy !req
42. I'm not even human, Walk about like
you own the place, works for me.
Besides, you'd be surprised...Copy !req
43. Elizabethan England, it's not
so different from your time.Copy !req
44. Look over there
They've got recycling.Copy !req
45. Water cooler moment. And the Earth
will be consumed by flame!Copy !req
46. Global warmingCopy !req
47. Oh yes, and entertainment,
popular entertainment for
the masses. If I'm right,Copy !req
48. we're just down the river,
by Southwark, right next to...Copy !req
49. Ah yes!Copy !req
50. .. the Globe Theatre,Copy !req
51. brand new, just opened!Copy !req
52. Though strictly speaking, it's
not a globe, it's a tetradecagon, 14
sides, containing the man himself.Copy !req
53. Whoa, you don't mean...?Copy !req
54. Is Shakespeare in there! Oh, yes.Copy !req
55. Miss Jones, will you accompany me
to the theatre? Mr Smith, I will!Copy !req
56. When you get home, you can tell
everyone you've seen Shakespeare!
And then I could get sectioned!Copy !req
57. That's amazing! Just amazing! It's
worth putting up with the smell!Copy !req
58. And those are men
dressed up as women, yeah?Copy !req
59. London never changes.Copy !req
60. Where's Shakespeare? I want
to see Shakespeare! Author, author!Copy !req
61. Do people shout that, do they
shout "author"? Author!Copy !req
62. Author!Copy !req
63. Author, author, author!Copy !req
64. SHOUTS OF "AUTHOR" CONTINUECopy !req
65. Well, they do know.Copy !req
66. He's a bit different
to his portraits!Copy !req
67. Genius! He's a genius,
THE genius, the most human human
there's ever been.Copy !req
68. And now we're gonna hear him speak!
Always, he chooses the best words,
new, beautiful, brilliant words...Copy !req
69. Shut your big fat mouths!Copy !req
70. Oh, well! You should never meet
your heroes.Copy !req
71. You've got excellent taste,
I'll give you that! Oh, that's a wig!Copy !req
72. Wind the craft of ancient harm,Copy !req
73. the time approaches for our charm.Copy !req
74. But I know what you're all saying,
Love's Labours Lost, that's a funny
ending, isn't it? It just stops!Copy !req
75. Will the boys get the girls? Well,
don't get your hose in a tangle.
You'll find out soon! When?Copy !req
76. When? When?Copy !req
77. All in good time,
you don't rush a genius.Copy !req
78. When?Copy !req
79. Tomorrow night!Copy !req
80. The premiere of my brand new play!Copy !req
81. A sequel, no less!Copy !req
82. And I call it, Love's Labours Won!Copy !req
83. I'm not an expert but I've never
heard of Love's Labours Won.Copy !req
84. Exactly. The lost play.
It doesn't exist, only in rumours.Copy !req
85. It's mentioned in lists of his
plays, but it never, ever turns up.
And no-one knows why.Copy !req
86. Have you got a mini disc or something?
We could tape it, flog it, sell it
when we get back, we could make a mint.Copy !req
87. No! That would be bad?Copy !req
88. Yeah, yeah!
How come it disappered in the first place.Copy !req
89. Well... I was just gonna give you
a quick little trip in the Tardis,Copy !req
90. but I suppose
we could stay a bit longer.Copy !req
91. Here you go, Will! Drink up!
There's enough beer in this
lodging house to sink the Spanish!Copy !req
92. Dolly Bailey, you've saved my life!Copy !req
93. I'll do more than that,
later tonight!Copy !req
94. And you girl, hurry up with the
tasks, the talk of gentlemen
is best not overheard!Copy !req
95. Yes, ma'am. Sorry.
But you must be mad, Will!Copy !req
96. Love's Labours Won? We're not ready!
It's supposed to be next week!
What made you say that?Copy !req
97. It's not finished!
Just the final scene to go,
you'll get it by morning.Copy !req
98. Hello! Excuse me, not interrupting,
am I? Mr Shakespeare, isn't it?Copy !req
99. Oh no. No, no, no, who let you in?Copy !req
100. No autographs. You can't be sketched
with me. Don't ask where I get my
ideas. Thanks for the interest.Copy !req
101. Now be a good boy and shove...Copy !req
102. Hey nonny, nonny...Copy !req
103. Sit right down here next to
me. You two, get sewing on
them costumes, off you go.Copy !req
104. Come on, lads, I think our
William's found his new muse.Copy !req
105. Sweet lady.Copy !req
106. Such unusual clothes, so...Copy !req
107. fitted. Um... Verily, forsooth.
Egads.Copy !req
108. No, no, don't do that.Copy !req
109. Don't.Copy !req
110. I'm Sir Doctor of Tardis and this
is my companion, Miss Martha Jones.Copy !req
111. Interesting. That bit of paper,
it's blank. Oh, that's...Copy !req
112. very clever.Copy !req
113. That proves it. Absolute genius.Copy !req
114. No, it says right there, Sir
Doctor, Martha Jones, it says so.Copy !req
115. And I say, it's blank. Psychic paper.
Um... long story, oh I hate
starting from scratch. "Psychic"?Copy !req
116. Never heard that before, and words
are my trade. Who are you?Copy !req
117. More to the point,
who's your delicious blackamoor lady?
What did you say?Copy !req
118. Whoops. Isn't that a word
we use nowadays?Copy !req
119. An Ethiop girl, a swarth,
a Queen of Afric?Copy !req
120. Can't believe I'm hearing this.Copy !req
121. It's political correctness gone mad.
Em, Martha's from a far-off land.
Freedonia.Copy !req
122. Excuse me! Hold hard a moment!Copy !req
123. This is abominable behaviour,
a new play, with no warning!Copy !req
124. I demand to see
a script, Mr Shakespeare.Copy !req
125. As Master of the Revels,
every new script must be registered
at my office and examined by me,Copy !req
126. before it can be performed! Tomorrow
first thing, I'll send it round.Copy !req
127. I don't work to your schedule,
you work to mine! The script, now!Copy !req
128. I can't! Then tomorrow's
performance is cancelled.Copy !req
129. It's all go around here!
I am returning to my Office
for a banning order!Copy !req
130. If it's the last thing I do - Love's
Labours Won will never be played!Copy !req
131. Sorry, sir, begging your pardon,
sir. Mind you don't hurt that
handsome head of yours, sir...Copy !req
132. Hold hard, wanton woman!Copy !req
133. I shall return later.Copy !req
134. Oh, my mothers!Copy !req
135. There's one seeks to stop
the performance tomorrow!Copy !req
136. But it must be tomorrow.
Love's Labours Won must be performed!Copy !req
137. Fear not!Copy !req
138. Chant with me.Copy !req
139. Water damps the fiercest flame,
drowns down girls and boys the same!Copy !req
140. Well then, mystery solved!
That's Love's Labours Won
over and done with.Copy !req
141. Thought it might be something more,
you know, more mysterious?Copy !req
142. GROANING AND WOMAN'S SCREAMSCopy !req
143. Help me!Copy !req
144. It's that Lynley bloke.
What's wrong with him?Copy !req
145. Leave it to me, I'm a doctor.
So am I, near enough.Copy !req
146. Now to halt the vital part,
stab the flesh...Copy !req
147. And stop the heart!Copy !req
148. Eternal sleep is thine.Copy !req
149. Get the heart going,
Mr Lynley, come on, can you hear me?Copy !req
150. You're gonna be all right.Copy !req
151. What the hell is that?Copy !req
152. I've never seen a death like it. His
lungs are full of water, he drowned.Copy !req
153. I dunno, like a... blow to the heart?
An invisible blow.Copy !req
154. Good mistress, this poor
fellow has died from a sudden
imbalance of the humours.Copy !req
155. A natural, if unfortunate demise.
Call a constable, have him taken
away. Yes, sir. I'll do it, ma'am.Copy !req
156. And why are you telling them that?Copy !req
157. They're still in the Dark Ages.
If I tell them the truth
they'll think it was witchcraft.Copy !req
158. OK, what was it then?Copy !req
159. Witchcraft.Copy !req
160. The potion is prepared, now take it.Copy !req
161. Magic words for the
playwright's fevered mind.Copy !req
162. Shakespeare will release us!Copy !req
163. The mind of a genius
will unlock the Tide of Blood!Copy !req
164. Upon this night, the work is done,Copy !req
165. a muse to pen Love's Labours Won!Copy !req
166. I've got you a room, Sir Doctor,
you and Miss Jones are
just across the landing.Copy !req
167. Poor Lynley. So many strange events.Copy !req
168. Not least of all,
this land of Freedonia,
where a woman can be a doctor?Copy !req
169. Where a woman can do what she likes.Copy !req
170. And you, Sir Doctor. How can
a man so young have eyes so old?Copy !req
171. I do a lot of reading.Copy !req
172. A trite reply, yeah,
that's what I do.Copy !req
173. And you, you look at him
like you're surprised he exists.Copy !req
174. He's as much of a puzzle
to you as he is to me.Copy !req
175. I think we should say goodnight.Copy !req
176. I must to work,
I have a play to complete.Copy !req
177. But I'll get my answers
tomorrow, Doctor,Copy !req
178. and I'll discover more about you,
and why this constant performance
of yours.Copy !req
179. All the world's a stage. Hmm.Copy !req
180. I might use that. Good night, Doctor.Copy !req
181. Nighty night, Shakespeare.Copy !req
182. It's not exactly five star, is it?Copy !req
183. Oh, it'll do, I've seen worse.Copy !req
184. I haven't even got a toothbrush.Copy !req
185. Oh, contains Venusian spearmint.Copy !req
186. So, who's going where? I mean,
there's only one bed. We'll manage!Copy !req
187. Come on...Copy !req
188. So, magic and stuff,
that's a surprise.
It's all a bit Harry Potter.Copy !req
189. Wait until you read book 7, pheww
I cried.Copy !req
190. But is it real? I mean, witches,
Black magic and all that, it's real?Copy !req
191. Of course it isn't(!)
How am I supposed to know?Copy !req
192. I've only just started
believing in time travel.Copy !req
193. It looks like witchcraft.
But it isn't, it can't be...Copy !req
194. You gonna stand there all night?Copy !req
195. Budge up a bit then.Copy !req
196. Sorry. Not much room. Us two here.Copy !req
197. Same bed. Tongues will wag.Copy !req
198. There's psychic energy, but a
human couldn't channel it,Copy !req
199. not without a generator
the size of Taunton,
and we'd have spotted that. No.Copy !req
200. There's something I'm missing,
Martha.Copy !req
201. Something really close...Copy !req
202. staring me right in the face,
and I can't see it.Copy !req
203. Rose would know.Copy !req
204. That friend of mine, Rose,
right now, she'd say
exactly the right thing.Copy !req
205. Still, can't be helped,
you're a novice. Never mind!Copy !req
206. I'll take you back home tomorrow.Copy !req
207. Great!Copy !req
208. Bind the mind and take the man,Copy !req
209. speed the wordsCopy !req
210. to writer's hand!Copy !req
211. Will!Copy !req
212. I've finished cleaning, just
in time for your special treat...
Oh aye, I'm not the first then!Copy !req
213. I'll take that, to aid my flight and
you shall speak no more, this night.Copy !req
214. What...?Copy !req
215. What was that?Copy !req
216. Her heart gave out.Copy !req
217. She died of fright. Doctor...Copy !req
218. What did you see?Copy !req
219. A witch.Copy !req
220. Oh, sweet Dolly Bailey.Copy !req
221. She sat out three bouts of the plague
in this place. We all ran like rats.Copy !req
222. But what could have scared her so?
She had such enormous spirit.Copy !req
223. Rage, rage against
the dying of the light.Copy !req
224. I might use that.
You can't, it's someone else's.Copy !req
225. But the thing is, Lynley drowned
on dry land, Dolly died of fright,
and they were both connected to you.Copy !req
226. You're accusing me?
No, but I saw a witch -Copy !req
227. big as you like,Copy !req
228. flying, cackling away -
and you've written about witches.
I have? When was that?Copy !req
229. Not... quite yet.Copy !req
230. Peter Streete spoke of witches.
Who's Peter Streete? Our builder.Copy !req
231. He sketched the plans to the Globe.
The architect.Copy !req
232. Hold on, the architect! The Globe!
Come on!Copy !req
233. The columns there, right,
and 14 sides...Copy !req
234. I've always wondered but I've never
asked, Will, why 14 sides?Copy !req
235. It was the shape Peter Streete
thought best, that's all.Copy !req
236. He said it carried the sound well.
But 14? Why does that ring a bell?Copy !req
237. 14? There's 14 lines in a sonnet.
So there is.Copy !req
238. Good point! Words, and
shapes, following the same design.Copy !req
239. 14 lines, 14 sides, 14 facets.Copy !req
240. Oh, my head! Tetradecagon! Think!
Words, letters, numbers, lines...Copy !req
241. But this is just a theatre. Yes,
but a theatre's magic, isn't it?Copy !req
242. You should know!
Stand on this stage.Copy !req
243. Say the right words, with the right
emphasis, at the right time.
Oh, you can make men weep.Copy !req
244. Or cry with joy. Change them...Copy !req
245. Yu can change people's minds,
just with words in this place!Copy !req
246. And if you exaggerate that... It's
like your police box. Small wooden
box, but with all that power inside.Copy !req
247. Oh! Oh, Martha Jones, I like you!
Tell you what though,Copy !req
248. Peter would know, can I talk to him?
You won't get an answer.Copy !req
249. A month after finishing this place,
lost his mind. Why, what happened?Copy !req
250. He started raving about
witches, hearing voices, babbling.Copy !req
251. His mind was addled. Where is he now?
Bedlam. What's Bedlam?
Bethlem Hospital, the madhouse.Copy !req
252. We've gotta go there, right now,
come on! I'm coming with you! I want
to witness this at first hand. Ralph,Copy !req
253. the last scene, as promised,
copy it, hand it round,
learn it, speak it.Copy !req
254. Back before curtain-up, and remember,
kid, project, eyes and teeth, you
never know the Queen might turn up!Copy !req
255. As if! She never does.Copy !req
256. So tell me of Freedonia - where women
can be doctors, writers, actors?Copy !req
257. This country's ruled by a woman.
She's Royal, that's God's business.Copy !req
258. Though you are a Royal beauty.Copy !req
259. Whoa, Nelly. I know for a fact
you've got a wife in the country.Copy !req
260. But Martha, this is town. Come on!Copy !req
261. We can all have a good flirt later!
Is that a promise, Doctor?Copy !req
262. Oh, 57 academics just
punched the air, now move!Copy !req
263. Love's Labours Won. I don't think
much of sequels, they're never
as good as the original.Copy !req
264. Have you seen this bit?
He must've been dozing off!Copy !req
265. I don't even know what it means.
That goes for most of his stuff.Copy !req
266. Ah, but at least it's my speech!Copy !req
267. I get centre stage!Copy !req
268. "The light of Shadmoch's hollow moon,
doth shine on to a point in space,Copy !req
269. "betwixt Dravidian shores..."Copy !req
270. What was that?Copy !req
271. ".. Dravidian shores and linear five,
nine three o one six."Copy !req
272. A spirit stirs the ether!Copy !req
273. Too soon! Too soon!Copy !req
274. Naught to fear, my mothers,Copy !req
275. it is merely a rehearsal
of what's to come.Copy !req
276. "And strikes the fulsome grove
of Rexel Four..."Copy !req
277. By all the saints!Copy !req
278. It's a spirit!Copy !req
279. It's a vile shade.Copy !req
280. I think we should never
speak of this again,Copy !req
281. else we'll end up
in Bedlam ourselves.Copy !req
282. MOANS, WAILS AND CLATTER OF SHACKLESCopy !req
283. Does my Lord Doctor wish some
entertainment while he waits?Copy !req
284. I can whip these mad men,
they'll put on a good show for you.Copy !req
285. Bandog and Bedlam! No. I don't.Copy !req
286. Wait here, my lords while I...Copy !req
287. make him decent for the lady.Copy !req
288. So, you call this a hospital?
Where patients are whipped
to entertain the gentry.Copy !req
289. And you put your friend in here? Oh,
it's all so different in Freedonia.Copy !req
290. But you're clever! D'you honestly
think this place does any good?Copy !req
291. I've been mad, I've lost my mind.
The fear of this place set me
right again, it serves its purpose.Copy !req
292. Mad in what way? You lost your son.Copy !req
293. My only boy.Copy !req
294. The Black Death took him.
I wasn't even there.Copy !req
295. I didn't know, I'm sorry.Copy !req
296. It made me question everything. The
futility of this fleeting existence.
To be or not to be...Copy !req
297. Ooh...Copy !req
298. that's quite good.Copy !req
299. You should write that down.Copy !req
300. Maybe not, bit pretentious.Copy !req
301. This way, my lord.Copy !req
302. They can be dangerous. Don't know
their own strength. It helps if you
don't whip them. Now, get out.Copy !req
303. Peter...Copy !req
304. Peter Streete?Copy !req
305. He's the same as he was.Copy !req
306. You'll get nothing out of him.Copy !req
307. Peter?Copy !req
308. What is this? I must see.Copy !req
309. That stranger!Copy !req
310. He was at the inn with Shakespeare.Copy !req
311. I thought
then, he smelt of something new.Copy !req
312. Now he visits the madhouse -
the architect!Copy !req
313. Peter, I'm the Doctor.Copy !req
314. Go into the past.Copy !req
315. One year ago.Copy !req
316. Let your mind go back. Back, to when
everything was fine and shining.Copy !req
317. Everything that happened
in this year since,
happened to somebody else.Copy !req
318. It was just a story,Copy !req
319. A winters tale.Copy !req
320. Let go...Copy !req
321. That's it.Copy !req
322. Just let go...Copy !req
323. Tell me the story, Peter.Copy !req
324. Tell me about the witches.Copy !req
325. Who is this Doctor?Copy !req
326. Why does he come now,
at our time of glory?Copy !req
327. Doomfinger! Transport yourself!Copy !req
328. Doom the Doctor,Copy !req
329. doom his hide!Copy !req
330. Hide...Copy !req
331. The witches... spoke to Peter.Copy !req
332. In the night, they whispered.Copy !req
333. Whispered...Copy !req
334. Got Peter to build the Globe
to their design. THEIR design.Copy !req
335. The 14 walls.Copy !req
336. Always 14.Copy !req
337. When the work was done...Copy !req
338. .. they snapped poor Peter's wits...Copy !req
339. But where did Peter see the witches?
Where in the city?Copy !req
340. Peter, tell me.Copy !req
341. You've got to tell me,
where were they?Copy !req
342. Allhallows Street...Copy !req
343. Too many words... What the hell?
Just one touch of the heart.Copy !req
344. NO!Copy !req
345. A witch, I'm seeing a witch!Copy !req
346. Who would be next, mmm?Copy !req
347. Just one touch...Copy !req
348. I'll stop your frantic hearts.Copy !req
349. Poor fragile mortals.Copy !req
350. Let us out! That's not gonna work,
the whole building's shouting that!Copy !req
351. Who would die first? Mmm?Copy !req
352. Well, if you're looking
for volunteers. No don't!
Doctor, can you stop her?Copy !req
353. No mortal has power over me. Oh,
but there's a power in words.Copy !req
354. If I can find the right one,
if I could just know you...
None on Earth has knowledge of us.Copy !req
355. Now, think. Humanoid, female, uses
shapes and words to channel energy.Copy !req
356. Ah! 14!Copy !req
357. That's it! 14! The 14 stars of
the Rexel Planetary Configuration!Copy !req
358. Creature, I name you... Carrionite!Copy !req
359. What did you do?Copy !req
360. I named her. The power of a name.
That's old magic.Copy !req
361. But there's no such thing as magic!Copy !req
362. It's a different sort of science.
You chose mathematics.Copy !req
363. The right numbers, the right
equation, can split the atom.
Carrionites use words.Copy !req
364. Use them for what?Copy !req
365. The end of the world.Copy !req
366. He knows us!Copy !req
367. He spoke our name!Copy !req
368. Then he will know death!Copy !req
369. He will perish at my hand!Copy !req
370. My mothers, the time approaches,
you must away to the Globe, go!Copy !req
371. I will join you, as soon as
this Doctor screams his last!Copy !req
372. The Carrionites disappeared way
back at the dawn of the universe.Copy !req
373. No-one was sure whether they were real or legend.
I'm going for real.
But what do they want?Copy !req
374. A new empire on Earth.Copy !req
375. A world of bones and blood
and witchcraft. But how?Copy !req
376. I'm looking
at the man with the words.Copy !req
377. Me? But I've done nothing.Copy !req
378. Hold on, what were you doing
last night, when that Carrionite
was in the room?Copy !req
379. Finishing the play.Copy !req
380. What happens on the last page?Copy !req
381. The boys get the girls, they have
a bit of a dance, it's all as funny
and thought-provoking as usual.Copy !req
382. Except those last few line.Copy !req
383. Funny thing is, I don't actually
remember writing them.Copy !req
384. That's it!Copy !req
385. They used you!Copy !req
386. They gave you the final words,
like a spell, like a code!
Love's Labour's Won, it's a weapon!Copy !req
387. The right words, spoken in the right
place, with the shape of the Globe
as an energy-converter!Copy !req
388. The play's the thing!
And yes, you can have that!Copy !req
389. We left the lovers of Navarre
by cruel chance sep'rated,Copy !req
390. none to claim his heart, their
labours lost, now will they find
Love's Labours Won?Copy !req
391. Allhallows Street, there it is.
Martha, we'll track them down,
Will, get to the Globe.Copy !req
392. Whatever you do, stop that play!Copy !req
393. I'll do it! All these years I've
been the cleverest man around.
Next to you, I know nothing!Copy !req
394. Oh, don't complain(!) I'm not, it's
marvellous! Good luck, Doctor!Copy !req
395. Good luck, Shakespeare! Once more
unto the breach! I like that...Copy !req
396. Wait a minute,
that's one of mine.Copy !req
397. Oh, just shift!Copy !req
398. The eye should have contentment
where it rests.Copy !req
399. This spun-out year I watch on...Copy !req
400. Patience, my sisters, patience...Copy !req
401. And mewling poor, drooped men
in stench'd... Stop the play!Copy !req
402. I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen,
but stop! This performance must end,
immediately.Copy !req
403. Oh, everyone's a critic.Copy !req
404. The wordsmith! Fear not!Copy !req
405. I have the doll!Copy !req
406. I'm sorry, you'll get a refund,
but this play must not be performed.Copy !req
407. Is he drunk or what?
Get him out of the way!Copy !req
408. You must forgive, our irksome Will,Copy !req
409. he's been on the beer
and feeling ill.Copy !req
410. There is naught can stop us now!Copy !req
411. Allhallows Street.Copy !req
412. But which house?Copy !req
413. Thing is though,
am I missing something here?Copy !req
414. The world didn't end in
1599, it just didn't.
Look at me, I'm living proof.Copy !req
415. Oh how to explain the mechanics of
the infinate temporal flux.
I knowCopy !req
416. Back to the Future! It's like Back
to the Future! The film?Copy !req
417. No, the novelisation, yes the film!
Marty McFly goes back
and changes history...Copy !req
418. And he starts fading away!
Oh, my God, am I gonna fade?Copy !req
419. You and the entire future of the
human race - it ends, right now,Copy !req
420. in 1599, if we don't stop it.Copy !req
421. But which house?Copy !req
422. Make that "witch" house.Copy !req
423. I take it we're expected?Copy !req
424. Oh, I think death has been
waiting for you a very long time.Copy !req
425. Right then! It's my turn.Copy !req
426. I know how to do this.Copy !req
427. I name thee, Carrionite!Copy !req
428. Argh! Huh...Copy !req
429. What was wrong? The finger?Copy !req
430. The power of a name works only once.Copy !req
431. Observe.Copy !req
432. I gaze upon this bag of bones,
and now I name thee Martha Jones!Copy !req
433. What have you done?Copy !req
434. Only sleeping, alas. It's curious,Copy !req
435. the name has less impact,
she's somehow out of her time.Copy !req
436. And as for you, Sir Doctor...Copy !req
437. Fascinating.Copy !req
438. There is no name.Copy !req
439. Why would a man hide his title
in such despair?Copy !req
440. Oh! But look!Copy !req
441. There's still one word
with a power that aches...
The naming won't work on me.Copy !req
442. But your heart grows cold,
the north wind blowsCopy !req
443. and carries down, the distant...Copy !req
444. Rose.Copy !req
445. Oh, big mistakeCopy !req
446. cos that name keeps me fighting.Copy !req
447. The Carrionites vanished,
where did you go?Copy !req
448. The Eternals found the right word
to banish us into Deep Darkness.Copy !req
449. Then how did you escape?
New words, new and glittering.Copy !req
450. From a mind like no other.Copy !req
451. Shakespeare?Copy !req
452. His son perished!Copy !req
453. The grief of a genius -Copy !req
454. grief without measure,Copy !req
455. madness enough to allow us entrance.Copy !req
456. How many of you? Just the three.
But the play tonight
shall restore the rest.Copy !req
457. Then the human race will be purged,
as pestilence.Copy !req
458. And from this world,
we will lead the universe back into
the old ways of blood and magic.Copy !req
459. Mmm, busy schedule. But first...Copy !req
460. you've got to get past me.Copy !req
461. Oh, that should be a pleasure...Copy !req
462. considering my enemy
has such a handsome shape.Copy !req
463. Now that's one form of magic that's
definitely not going to work on me.Copy !req
464. Oh, we'll see.
SNIP!Copy !req
465. What was that for, what did you do?Copy !req
466. A souvenir.Copy !req
467. Well, give it back!Copy !req
468. Well, that's just cheating.Copy !req
469. Behold, Doctor.Copy !req
470. Men, to Carrionites, are nothingCopy !req
471. but puppets.Copy !req
472. Now, you might call that magic, I'd
call that a DNA Replication Module.Copy !req
473. What use is your science now?Copy !req
474. Oh, my God, Doctor!
Don't worry, I've got you.Copy !req
475. Hold on, mister.Copy !req
476. Two hearts?Copy !req
477. You're making a habit of this.Copy !req
478. Ow!Copy !req
479. I've only got one heart working,
how do you people cope?Copy !req
480. I gotta get the other one started,
hit me! Hit me on the chest. Argh!Copy !req
481. Other side! Argh!
On the back, on the back.Copy !req
482. Left a bit. Argh!Copy !req
483. Lovely. There we go! Ba-da-boom!
Well what are you standing
there for? Come on, the Globe!Copy !req
484. The Doctor?Copy !req
485. Dead.
The ladies have prepared a show.Copy !req
486. Maria means to present
Isis descending
from the dewy orb of Heav'n.Copy !req
487. Ah, here comes Costard.Copy !req
488. Masters!Copy !req
489. We're going the wrong way!
No, we're not!Copy !req
490. We're going the wrong way!Copy !req
491. Behold the swinish sight
of woman's love!Copy !req
492. Pish, it's out of season
to be heavy disposed.Copy !req
493. It is now, my mothers!Copy !req
494. The final words,
to activate the tetradecagon!Copy !req
495. Betwixt Dravidian shores and linear
five, nine, three, o, one, six,
seven, point, o, twoCopy !req
496. and strikes the fulsome grove
of Rexel Four.
Co-radiating crystal activate!Copy !req
497. The portal opens! It begins!Copy !req
498. I told thee so! I told thee!Copy !req
499. Stage door!Copy !req
500. Stop the play! I think that was
it. Yes, I said, "Stop the play!"Copy !req
501. I hit my head. Yeah, don't rub it,
you'll go bald.Copy !req
502. I think that's my cue.Copy !req
503. Now begins the Millennium of Blood!Copy !req
504. The Doctor, he lives!Copy !req
505. Then watch this world
become a blasted heath!Copy !req
506. They come! They come!Copy !req
507. Come on, Will! History needs you!
But what can I do? Reverse it!
How am I supposed to do that?Copy !req
508. The shape of the Globe gives words
power, you're the wordsmith -Copy !req
509. the one, true genius, the only
man clever enough to do it.Copy !req
510. What words? I have none.
You're William Shakespeare!Copy !req
511. But these Carrionite phrases, they
need such precision. Trust yourself.Copy !req
512. With you the words just come
like magic!Copy !req
513. The right sound, the right shape,
the right rhythm,
words that last forever.Copy !req
514. That's what you do, Will, you choose
perfect words, do it! Improvise!Copy !req
515. Close up this din
of hateful dire decay!Copy !req
516. Decomposition of your witches' plot.Copy !req
517. You thieve my brains,
consider me your toyCopy !req
518. my doting Doctor tells me I am not!Copy !req
519. No! Words of power!Copy !req
520. Foul Carrionite spectres
cease your show between the points...Copy !req
521. Seven, six, one, three, nine, o...Copy !req
522. Sev'n, six, one, three, nine, o..Copy !req
523. And banished like a tinker's cuss,
I say to thee...Copy !req
524. Expelliamus!Copy !req
525. Good old JK!Copy !req
526. The Deep Darkness...
They are consumed! No...!Copy !req
527. Love's Labours Won!Copy !req
528. There it goes!Copy !req
529. They think it was all
special effects.Copy !req
530. Your effect is special indeed.Copy !req
531. That's not your best line.Copy !req
532. And I say, a heart for a hart,
a dear for a deer.Copy !req
533. I don't get it.
Then give me a joke from Freedonia.Copy !req
534. OK. Shakespeare walks into a pubCopy !req
535. and the landlord says,
"Oi, mate, you're barred."Copy !req
536. Oh, that's brilliant!
Doesn't make sense, mind you,
but never mind that, come here.Copy !req
537. I've only just met you.Copy !req
538. The Doctor might never kiss you.
Why not entertain a man who will?Copy !req
539. I don't know how to tell you
this, oh, great genius, but
your breath doesn't half stink.Copy !req
540. Good props store, back there.Copy !req
541. Not sure about this, though,Copy !req
542. reminds me of a Sycorax.Copy !req
543. Sycorax? Nice word.
I'll have that off you as well.Copy !req
544. I should be on 10%. How's your head?
Still aching. 'Ere...Copy !req
545. I got you this...Copy !req
546. Neck brace.Copy !req
547. Wear that for a few
days, till it's better. Although,Copy !req
548. you might want to keep it,
suits you. What about the play?Copy !req
549. Gone. I looked all over,
every single copy of Love's
Labours Won, went up in the sky.Copy !req
550. My lost masterpiece.
You could write it up again.Copy !req
551. Yeah, better not, Will.Copy !req
552. There's still power in those words,
maybe it'd best stay forgotten.Copy !req
553. Oh, but I've got new ideas!Copy !req
554. Perhaps it's time I wrote
about fathers and sons.Copy !req
555. In memory of my boy.
My precious Hamnet.Copy !req
556. Hamnet? That's him. Ham... net?
What's wrong with that? Anyway,Copy !req
557. time we were off. I've got a nice
attic in the Tardis, where this lot
can scream for all eternity.Copy !req
558. I've gotta take Martha back
through time and space?Copy !req
559. You what? You're from another
world, like the Carrionites.
Martha's from the future.Copy !req
560. It's not that hard to work out.Copy !req
561. That's incredible.
You are incredible!
We're alike in many ways, Doctor.Copy !req
562. Martha, let me say goodbye
to you with a new verse.Copy !req
563. A sonnet for my Dark Lady.Copy !req
564. Shall I compare thee
to a summer's day?Copy !req
565. Thou art more lovely
and more temperate...Copy !req
566. Will! You'll never believe it!
She's here! She's turned up!Copy !req
567. We're the talk of the town.
She heard about last night,
she wants us to perform it again!Copy !req
568. Who? Her Majesty, she's here.Copy !req
569. Queen Elizabeth the First!Copy !req
570. Doctor!Copy !req
571. What? My sworn enemy!Copy !req
572. What? Off with his head! What?Copy !req
573. Never mind what, run! See you, Will!
And thanks! Stop that pernicious
Doctor!Copy !req
574. Stop in the name of the queen!Copy !req
575. What have you done to upset her? I
don't know. I haven't met her yet!Copy !req
576. That's time travel for you!
Still, can't wait to find out...Copy !req
577. that's something to look forward to!Copy !req
578. Oh...Copy !req
579. We're
in the middle of New New York...Copy !req
580. He has arrived.Copy !req
581. You've got to let her go!Copy !req
582. Doctor! No!Copy !req
583. I need to talk to the police.Copy !req
584. You want happy? Bucket of anger.
How much do you want forgetting?Copy !req
585. Well dressed for a hitch-hiker.Copy !req
586. They say people go missing
on the motorway.Copy !req
587. Some cars just vanish,
never to be seen again.Copy !req
588. Is there something living down there?Copy !req
589. What the hell are they?Copy !req