1. What can happen on the
average beautiful day?Copy !req
2. You never knowCopy !req
3. Celebrate seasonal changes...Copy !req
4. You're up early! What's happening?Copy !req
5. It's a nightmare, cos Dad
won't listen, Mum is going mental.Copy !req
6. Martha, this is epic.
You've gotta stop him.Copy !req
7. How do I do that?
Tell Dad he can't bring her.Copy !req
8. That's Leo, I'll call you back.Copy !req
9. Martha, if Mum and Dad kick off,
tell 'em I don't even want a party.Copy !req
10. I didn't ask for one. They can
always give me the money instead.Copy !req
11. Why do I have to tell them?
Hold on, that's Mum.Copy !req
12. I'll call you back.Copy !req
13. I don't mind your father making
a fool of himself in private,Copy !req
14. but this is Leo's 21st -
everyone is going to be there,Copy !req
15. and the entire family
will look ridiculous.Copy !req
16. Mum, it's a party! I can't stop Dad
from bringing his girlfriend.Copy !req
17. Hold on, that's Dad.
I'll call you back. Ohh!Copy !req
18. Martha? Now, tell your mother.
Leo is my son,Copy !req
19. AND I'm paying for half that party.Copy !req
20. I'm entitled to bring who I like.Copy !req
21. What will it look like for Mum
if you're there with Annalise?Copy !req
22. What's wrong with Annalise?Copy !req
23. Is that Martha? Say hi!Copy !req
24. Hi, Martha! Hiii!
Hiii, Annalise...Copy !req
25. Big kiss! Lots of love!
See you at the party, babes!Copy !req
26. Now take me shopping, big boy.Copy !req
27. Like so! You see?Copy !req
28. Oi! Watch it, mate!Copy !req
29. I was all right till this morning
and then, I don't know,Copy !req
30. I woke up
and I felt all dizzy again.Copy !req
31. It was worse than when I came in.Copy !req
32. Pulse is slightly thready.Copy !req
33. Well, let's see what Britain's
finest might suggest.Copy !req
34. Any ideas, Morgenstern?Copy !req
35. Er, dizziness could be a sign
of early-onset diabetes.Copy !req
36. Hardly early onset, if you'll
forgive me, Miss Finnegan.
Any more ideas? Swales?Copy !req
37. Erm, could recommend a CT scan.Copy !req
38. And spend all our money? Jones?Copy !req
39. We could take bloods and
check for Meniere's disease.Copy !req
40. I had salad. And the night before?
Salad again.Copy !req
41. And salad every night for the past
week, contrary to my instructions.Copy !req
42. Salt deficiency, that's all.
Simple, honest salt.Copy !req
43. Hippocrates himself expounded
on the virtues of salt.Copy !req
44. Recommended the inhalation
of steam from sea water.Copy !req
45. Though no doubt, if he'd been
afflicted with my students,Copy !req
46. his oaths might have been
rather more colourful.Copy !req
47. Now then, Mr Smith, good morning
to you. How are you today?Copy !req
48. Oh, not so bad.
Still a bit, y'know, bleuch.Copy !req
49. John Smith, admitted yesterday
with severe abdominal pains. Jones?Copy !req
50. Why don't you see
what you can find? Amaze me.Copy !req
51. Well, it wasn't very clever running
round outside, was it? Sorry?Copy !req
52. On Chancellor Street? You came up to
me and took your tie off. Really?Copy !req
53. What did I do that for?Copy !req
54. I don't know. You just did. Not me.
I was here in bed. Ask the nurses.Copy !req
55. That's weird, cos it looked like
you. Have you got a brother?Copy !req
56. No, not any more. Just me.Copy !req
57. As time passes and I grow ever more
infirm and weary, Miss Jones?Copy !req
58. Sorry.Copy !req
59. Right...Copy !req
60. I weep for future generations.Copy !req
61. Are you having trouble
locating the heart?Copy !req
62. Erm, I don't know.Copy !req
63. Stomach cramps?
That is a symptom, not a diagnosis.Copy !req
64. And you rather failed basic
techniques by not consulting first
with the patient's chart.Copy !req
65. That happened to me this morning.
I had the same thing.Copy !req
66. And me, in the lift.
Well, it's only to be expected.Copy !req
67. There's a thunderstorm moving in,
and lightningCopy !req
68. is a form of static electricity,
as was first proven by...Copy !req
69. Anyone? Benjamin Franklin.Copy !req
70. Correct.Copy !req
71. My mate Ben! That was a day.
I got rope burns off that kite.
And I got soaked.Copy !req
72. Quite. And then I got electrocuted!Copy !req
73. Moving on... I think perhaps
a visit from Psychiatric.Copy !req
74. And next we have Mr...Copy !req
75. No, listen, I've worked out a plan.Copy !req
76. We tell Annalise that the buffet
tonight is 100% carbohydrateCopy !req
77. and she won't turn up!Copy !req
78. Take this seriously. That's
our inheritance she's spending.
On fake tan!Copy !req
79. I'm not far away, let's meet up.Copy !req
80. We can draw up a battle plan.Copy !req
81. In this weather? I'm not going out.
It's pouring. It's not raining here.Copy !req
82. God, that's weird.Copy !req
83. It's raining right on top of you. I
can see it, but it's dry where I am.
Well, you just got lucky.Copy !req
84. It's like in cartoons,
when a man's got a cloud over him.Copy !req
85. I'll tell you what we'll do.Copy !req
86. We tell Dad and Annalise
to get there early, about 7:30,Copy !req
87. and we tell Leo to get there at the
same time to do that birthday stuff.Copy !req
88. We tell Mum to get there
for about 8:30, 9,Copy !req
89. then that gives me time to have
a word with Annalise, and... What?Copy !req
90. The rain. It's only rain.Copy !req
91. Martha, have you seen the rain?Copy !req
92. Why's everyone fussing about rain?Copy !req
93. It's going up. The rain is going up.Copy !req
94. THUNDER CLAPS, GLASS SMASHESCopy !req
95. What the hell was that?
Are you all right?Copy !req
96. I think so, yeah.Copy !req
97. It felt like an earthquake, or... ?
Martha!Copy !req
98. It's night.Copy !req
99. But it was lunchtime.Copy !req
100. It's not night. But it's got to be.Copy !req
101. It's dark.Copy !req
102. We're on the moon.Copy !req
103. Can't be! We're on the moon.Copy !req
104. We're on the bloody moon!Copy !req
105. I'm sorry, miss, no. My God.Copy !req
106. Martha? Martha, can you hear me?Copy !req
107. Martha?Copy !req
108. Somebody help me!Copy !req
109. Have you seen Mr Stoker?
I'm sorry, I can't.Copy !req
110. All right, now, everyone,
back to bed. We've got an emergency,
but we'll sort it out, don't worry.Copy !req
111. It's real. It's really real!Copy !req
112. Hold on.
Don't! We'll lose all the air!Copy !req
113. They're not airtight. If the air was
gonna get sucked out, it would have
done. But it didn't, so how come?Copy !req
114. Very good point! Brilliant, in fact.
What was your name?Copy !req
115. Martha. And it was Jones, wasn't it?Copy !req
116. Well, Martha Jones, question is,
how are we breathing?Copy !req
117. We can't be!
We are, don't waste my time.Copy !req
118. Martha, is there a balcony on
this floor, or a veranda, or... ?Copy !req
119. By the patients' lounge, yeah.
Do you fancy going out?Copy !req
120. OK. We might die.Copy !req
121. We might not.Copy !req
122. Good! Come on.Copy !req
123. Not her, she'd hold us up.Copy !req
124. We've got air!Copy !req
125. How does that work?Copy !req
126. Just be glad it does.Copy !req
127. I've got a party tonight.Copy !req
128. It's my brother's 21st.Copy !req
129. My mother's gonna be really...Copy !req
130. really... You OK? Yeah.Copy !req
131. Sure? Yeah.
D'you want to go back in? No way.Copy !req
132. We could die any minute,
but all the same...Copy !req
133. It's beautiful.Copy !req
134. D'you think? How many people
want to go to the moon?Copy !req
135. And here we are.Copy !req
136. Standing in the Earthlight.Copy !req
137. What do you think happened?Copy !req
138. What do you think? Extraterrestrial.Copy !req
139. It's got to be.
I dunno, a few years agoCopy !req
140. that would've sounded mad,
but these days...Copy !req
141. That spaceship flying into Big Ben.Copy !req
142. Christmas. Those Cybermen things.Copy !req
143. I had a cousin.Copy !req
144. Adeola.Copy !req
145. She worked at Canary Wharf.Copy !req
146. She never came home.Copy !req
147. I'm sorry.Copy !req
148. Yeah.Copy !req
149. I was there,Copy !req
150. in the battle. They were...Copy !req
151. I promise you, Mr Smith,
we will find a way out.Copy !req
152. If we can travel to the moon,
we can travel back.Copy !req
153. There must be a way.
It's not Smith.Copy !req
154. That's not my real name.
Who are you, then?Copy !req
155. I'm the Doctor.Copy !req
156. Me too, if I ever pass my exams.Copy !req
157. What is it, then - Dr Smith?Copy !req
158. Just the Doctor.
How do you mean, "Just the Doctor"?Copy !req
159. Just the Doctor.
What, people call you "the Doctor"?Copy !req
160. Yeah. Well, I'm not.Copy !req
161. Far as I'm concerned,
you've got to earn that title.Copy !req
162. I'd better make a start, then.
Let's have a look,Copy !req
163. there must be some sort of...Copy !req
164. . forcefield keeping the air in.Copy !req
165. But if that's like a bubble,
sealing us in, that means
this is the only air we've got.Copy !req
166. What happens when it runs out?
How many people here?Copy !req
167. Dunno, a thousand?Copy !req
168. One thousand people suffocating.Copy !req
169. Why would anyone do that?Copy !req
170. Heads up! Ask 'em yourself.Copy !req
171. Aliens.Copy !req
172. That's aliens. Real, proper aliens.Copy !req
173. Judoon.Copy !req
174. Mr Stoker?Copy !req
175. I'm sorry, I didn't know who else
to ask. But can you help me?Copy !req
176. I think we've gone
beyond aspirin, Miss, er... ?Copy !req
177. Finnegan. Names!Copy !req
178. What are names now, when something
unnameable is marching towards us?Copy !req
179. Two more years, I thought, two more
years, and then retire to Florida.Copy !req
180. But there is Florida, in the sky.Copy !req
181. I can see it! My daughter -Copy !req
182. she's still in university.Copy !req
183. I am never going to see her again.Copy !req
184. But I need help, Mr Stoker.Copy !req
185. I can't do anything!
Oh, I think you can.Copy !req
186. What do you two want? It's a bit
late to sign for anything.Copy !req
187. These are my lovely boys.Copy !req
188. I prefer not to get my hands dirty.Copy !req
189. I'm sorry? You see,
there are great tests to come,Copy !req
190. and terrible deeds,
some of them my own.Copy !req
191. But if I'm to survive this,
I need you.Copy !req
192. What are you talking about? Blood.Copy !req
193. Specifically, yours.Copy !req
194. What are you doing?Copy !req
195. What are you doing?
Let go of me! What the hell? Let go!Copy !req
196. You see, I was only salt-deficient
because I'm so very good
at absorbing it.Copy !req
197. But now I need fire in my veins.Copy !req
198. And who better than a consultant,
with blood fullCopy !req
199. of salty fats and vintage wines and
all those Michelin-star sauces?Copy !req
200. Who are you?
Oh, I'm a survivor, Mr Stoker.Copy !req
201. At any cost. Look!Copy !req
202. I've even brought a straw.Copy !req
203. Bo! Sco! Fo! Do!Copy !req
204. No! Kro! Blo! Co! Sho! Ro!Copy !req
205. Erm, we are citizens of planet Earth.Copy !req
206. We welcome you in peace.Copy !req
207. P-Please don't hurt me.Copy !req
208. I was just trying to help. I'm sorry.
Don't hurt me, please don't hurt me.Copy !req
209. 'P-Please don't hurt me.
I was just trying to help.Copy !req
210. 'I'm sorry. Don't hurt me.'
Language assimilated.Copy !req
211. Earth English.Copy !req
212. You will be catalogued.Copy !req
213. human.Copy !req
214. Catalogue all suspects.Copy !req
215. Aw, look, you've got a little shop!
I like a little shop.Copy !req
216. Never mind that! What are Judoon?Copy !req
217. They're like police. Well...Copy !req
218. Police for hire.
More like interplanetary thugs.Copy !req
219. And they brought us to the moon?
Neutral territory.Copy !req
220. According to Galactic Law, they've
got no jurisdiction over the Earth.Copy !req
221. That rain and lightning?
That was them using an H2O Scoop.Copy !req
222. What are you on about, "Galactic
Law"? Where d'you get that from?Copy !req
223. Human. If they're police,
are we under arrest?Copy !req
224. Are we trespassing on the moon?
No, but I like that! Good thinking.Copy !req
225. No, wish it were that simple.
They're making a catalogue.Copy !req
226. That means they're after something
non-human, which is bad news for me.
Why?Copy !req
227. Oh, you're kidding me.Copy !req
228. Don't be ridiculous.Copy !req
229. Stop looking at me like that.
Come on, then.Copy !req
230. Troop Five, floor one!
Troop Six, floor two!Copy !req
231. Identify humans
and find the transgressor! Find it!Copy !req
232. Prepare to be catalogued!
Do what they say! All they do
is shine this light thing.Copy !req
233. They're not going to hurt us.
Listen to them.Copy !req
234. Witness the crime.Copy !req
235. physical assault.Copy !req
236. guilty. Execution.Copy !req
237. You didn't have to do that.Copy !req
238. Justice is swift.Copy !req
239. They've reached the third floor.Copy !req
240. What's that thing?
Sonic screwdriver.Copy !req
241. Well, if you won't answer
properly...Copy !req
242. No, really, it is! It's a
screwdriver. And it's sonic. Look.Copy !req
243. What else have you got?
A laser spanner?Copy !req
244. No, it was stolen by Emily Pankhurst,
cheeky woman.Copy !req
245. What's wrong with this computer?Copy !req
246. Judoon must have locked it down.Copy !req
247. Judoon platoon upon the moon.Copy !req
248. I was just travelling past, I swear.
I wasn't looking for trouble.Copy !req
249. I noticed these plasma coils
around the hospital.Copy !req
250. It's been building up
for two days now.Copy !req
251. So I thought something was going on
inside.Copy !req
252. Turns out it was the Judoon up above.Copy !req
253. What are they looking for?
Something that looks human but isn't.Copy !req
254. Like you. Apparently. Like me.Copy !req
255. But not me. Haven't they got a photo?
Might be a shape-changer.Copy !req
256. Whatever it is, can't you just
leave the Judoon to find it?Copy !req
257. If they find the hospital guilty
of harbouring a fugitive,
they'll execute it.Copy !req
258. All of us? Oh, yes.
But if I can find this thing first...Copy !req
259. Oh! See? They're thick!
Judoon are thick.Copy !req
260. So thick, they've wiped the records!Copy !req
261. Oh, that's clever.
What are we looking for? Don't know.Copy !req
262. Say, any patient admitted
with unusual symptoms.
Maybe there's a backup...Copy !req
263. Just keep working. I'll go and
ask Mr Stoker. He might know.Copy !req
264. Mr Stoker?Copy !req
265. Kill her!Copy !req
266. I've restored the backup.
I found her! You did what?Copy !req
267. Run!Copy !req
268. When I say "Now," press the button.Copy !req
269. But I don't know which one!
Then find out!Copy !req
270. NOW!Copy !req
271. What did you do?Copy !req
272. Increased the radiation by 5, 000%.
Killed him dead.Copy !req
273. But isn't that gonna kill you?
Nah, it's only Rontgen radiation.Copy !req
274. We used to play with Rontgen bricks.Copy !req
275. It's safe for you to come out.
I've absorbed it all.Copy !req
276. All I need to do is expel it.Copy !req
277. If I concentrate,Copy !req
278. shift the radiation out of my body
and into one spot -Copy !req
279. say, my left shoe.Copy !req
280. Here we go. Here we go. Easy does it!Copy !req
281. Out, out, out, out,Copy !req
282. out, out out, ow, ah, itches,
itches, itches, itches!Copy !req
283. Done! You're completely mad.Copy !req
284. You're right.
I look daft with one shoe.Copy !req
285. Barefoot on the moon!Copy !req
286. What is that thing?Copy !req
287. Where's it from, the Planet Zovirax?
Just a Slab.Copy !req
288. They're called Slabs.Copy !req
289. Basic slave drones, you see.
Solid leather all the way through.Copy !req
290. Someone has got one hell of a fetish.Copy !req
291. But it was that woman,
Miss Finnegan.Copy !req
292. It was working for her,
just like a servant.Copy !req
293. My sonic screwdriver!
She was a patient...
Burnt out my sonic screwdriver!Copy !req
294. She had this straw,
like some sort of vampire.Copy !req
295. I love my sonic screwdriver!
Doctor!Copy !req
296. Sorry.Copy !req
297. You called me Doctor. Anyway!Copy !req
298. Miss Finnegan is the alien.Copy !req
299. She was drinking Mr Stoker's blood.Copy !req
300. Funny time to take a snack.
You'd think she'd be hiding.Copy !req
301. Unless... No?Copy !req
302. Yes! That's it! Wait a minute.Copy !req
303. YES! Internal shape-changer!Copy !req
304. She wasn't drinking blood,
she was assimilating it.Copy !req
305. Prepare to be catalogued!Copy !req
306. Human.Copy !req
307. If she can assimilate Mr Stoker's
blood, mimic the biology,
she'll register as human!Copy !req
308. We've got to find her
and show the Judoon. Come on!Copy !req
309. Human.Copy !req
310. That's the thing about Slabs -
they always travel in pairs.Copy !req
311. What about you? What about me what?Copy !req
312. Well, haven't you got backup? You
must have a partner or something.Copy !req
313. Humans! We're on the moon, with
Judoon and a bloodsucking criminal,
and you ask personal questions?Copy !req
314. I like that - "Humans" (!) I'm
still not convinced you're an alien.Copy !req
315. Non-human!Copy !req
316. Oh, my God, you really are!
And again.Copy !req
317. They've done this floor.Copy !req
318. Come on.Copy !req
319. The Judoon are logical
and just a little bit thick.Copy !req
320. They won't check a floor they've
checked already. If we're lucky.Copy !req
321. How much oxygen is there?Copy !req
322. Not enough for all these people.Copy !req
323. We're gonna run out.
How you feeling? You all right?Copy !req
324. Running on adrenaline.Copy !req
325. Welcome to my world.
What about the Judoon?Copy !req
326. Big lung reserves. Won't slow them
down. Where's Mr Stoker's office?Copy !req
327. It's this way.Copy !req
328. She's gone!Copy !req
329. She was here.Copy !req
330. Drained him dry.Copy !req
331. Every last drop.
I was right, she's a Plasmavore.Copy !req
332. Then what's she doing on Earth?Copy !req
333. Hiding. On the run,Copy !req
334. like Ronald Biggs in Rio de Janeiro.Copy !req
335. What's she doing now?
She's still not safe.Copy !req
336. The Judoon could execute us all.
Come on. Wait a minute.Copy !req
337. Think, think, think. If I was
a wanted Plasmavore surrounded
by police, what would I do?Copy !req
338. Ohh...Copy !req
339. She's as clever as me.Copy !req
340. Almost.Copy !req
341. Find the non-human! Execute!Copy !req
342. Stay here.
You've got to hold them up.Copy !req
343. How do I do that?
Just... Forgive me.Copy !req
344. It could save a thousand lives.
It means nothing. Honestly.Copy !req
345. That was nothing?Copy !req
346. Have you seen?Copy !req
347. There are these things,
these great big space rhino things.Copy !req
348. I mean, rhinos from space?
And we're on the moon!Copy !req
349. Great big space rhinos
with guns on the moon!Copy !req
350. I only came in for my bunions! Look!
All fixed now. Good treatment.
The nurses were lovely.Copy !req
351. I'd recommend this place to anyone,
but then we end up on the moon!Copy !req
352. Did I mention the rhinos? Hold him.Copy !req
353. Find the non-human! Execute!Copy !req
354. Now listen.
I know who you're looking for.Copy !req
355. She's this woman.
She calls herself Florence.Copy !req
356. Human. Wait!
Non-human trace suspected!Copy !req
357. Non-human element confirmed!Copy !req
358. Authorise full scan!Copy !req
359. What are you? What are you?Copy !req
360. Um, that big, erm, machine thing - is
it supposed to be making that noise?Copy !req
361. You wouldn't understand.
But isn't that a magnetic
resonance imaging thing?Copy !req
362. Like a ginormous sort of a magnet?
I did Magnetics GCSE.Copy !req
363. Well, I failed, but all the same...Copy !req
364. A magnet with its setting
now increased to 50,000 tesla.Copy !req
365. Ooh, that's a bit strong. Isn't it?Copy !req
366. It'll send out a magnetic pulse
that'll fry the brain stemsCopy !req
367. of every living thing
within 250, 000 miles.Copy !req
368. Except for me. Safe in this room.Copy !req
369. But hold on, hold on. I did
Geography GCSE. I passed that one.Copy !req
370. Doesn't that distance include the
Earth? Only the side facing the moon.Copy !req
371. The other half will survive.
Call it my gift.Copy !req
372. Sorry,
I'm a little bit out of my depth.Copy !req
373. I've spent 15 years working
as a postman. Hence the bunion.
Why would you do that?Copy !req
374. With everyone dead, the Judoon ships
will be mine to make my escape.Copy !req
375. That's weird. You talk like
you're some sort of an alien.Copy !req
376. Quite so.Copy !req
377. No? Oh, yes. You're joshing me.Copy !req
378. I am not. I'm talking to an alien?Copy !req
379. In hospital?Copy !req
380. Has it got an ET department?
It's a perfect hiding place.Copy !req
381. Blood banks downstairs
for a midnight feast.Copy !req
382. And all this equipment,
ready to arm myself with,
should the police come looking.Copy !req
383. So those rhinos are looking for you!Copy !req
384. Yes. But I'm hidden.Copy !req
385. Oh, right.Copy !req
386. Maybe that's why they're increasing
their scans. What?Copy !req
387. Big Chief Rhino boy, he said,
no sign of a non-human, we must
increase our scans up to setting two?Copy !req
388. I must assimilate again.Copy !req
389. What does that mean?
I must appear to be human.Copy !req
390. You're welcome to come home and meet
the wife, she'd be honoured.Copy !req
391. We can have cake!
Why should I have cake?Copy !req
392. I've got my little straw.Copy !req
393. That's nice.
Milkshake? I like banana.Copy !req
394. You're quite the funny man.Copy !req
395. And yet, I think,
laughing on purpose.Copy !req
396. At the darkness.Copy !req
397. I think it's time
you found some peace. Steady him!Copy !req
398. What are you doing?Copy !req
399. I'm afraid this is going to hurt.Copy !req
400. But if it's any consolation,
the dead don't tend to remember.Copy !req
401. Confirm human.Copy !req
402. Traces of facial contact
with non-human.Copy !req
403. Continue the search!Copy !req
404. You will need this. What's that for?Copy !req
405. Compensation.Copy !req
406. Now see what you've done!
This poor man just died of fright.Copy !req
407. Scan him!Copy !req
408. Confirmation, deceased.Copy !req
409. No, he can't be.
Let me through, let me see him.Copy !req
410. Stop. Case closed. But it was her!Copy !req
411. She killed him, she did it,
she murdered him.Copy !req
412. Judoon have no authority
over human crime.Copy !req
413. But she's not human!
Oh, but I am, I've been catalogued.Copy !req
414. But she's not, she assim...Copy !req
415. Wait a minute.Copy !req
416. You drank his blood?
The Doctor's blood!Copy !req
417. Oh, I don't mind, scan all you like.
Non-human!Copy !req
418. What? Confirm analysis.Copy !req
419. Oh, but that's a mistake, surely.Copy !req
420. I'm human,
I'm as human as they come.Copy !req
421. He gave his life so they'd find you.Copy !req
422. Confirm, Plasmavore!Copy !req
423. Charged with the crime
of murdering the Child Princess
of Padrivole Regency Nine.Copy !req
424. Well, she deserved it!Copy !req
425. Those pink cheeks and those blonde
curls, and that simpering voice,Copy !req
426. she was begging for the bite
of a Plasmavore!Copy !req
427. Then you confess?
Confess? I'm proud of it!Copy !req
428. Slab, stop them!Copy !req
429. guilty.
execution!Copy !req
430. Enjoy your victory, Judoon.
Cos you're going to burn with me!Copy !req
431. Burn in hell!Copy !req
432. Case closed.Copy !req
433. But what did she mean, burn with me?Copy !req
434. The scanner shouldn't do that,
she's done something.Copy !req
435. Scans detect lethal acceleration
of mono-magnetic pulse.Copy !req
436. Well, do something, stop it!Copy !req
437. Our jurisdiction has ended.Copy !req
438. Judoon will evacuate.Copy !req
439. You can't just leave it!
What's it gonna do?Copy !req
440. All units withdraw!Copy !req
441. What about the air?
We're running out of air.Copy !req
442. You can't go! That thing's gonna
explode, and it's your fault!Copy !req
443. One, two, three, four, five.Copy !req
444. One, two, three, four, five...Copy !req
445. Two hearts!Copy !req
446. One, two, three, four, five...
One, two, three, four, five...Copy !req
447. The scanner,Copy !req
448. she did something.Copy !req
449. The sonic!Copy !req
450. Come on, come on,Copy !req
451. come on, come on, please.Copy !req
452. Come on, Judoon, reverse it.Copy !req
453. It's raining, Martha.
It's raining on the moon.Copy !req
454. .I represented the human race.Copy !req
455. I told them, "You can't do that,"
I said... Martha!Copy !req
456. Oh, my God, I thought you were dead,
what happened?Copy !req
457. It was so weird!Copy !req
458. The police didn't have a clue, and
I tried phoning. Mum's on her way.Copy !req
459. But they've closed off
all the roads.Copy !req
460. There's thousands of people
trying to get in.Copy !req
461. Dad phoned. It's on the news
and everything, he was crying.Copy !req
462. Oh, my God, I've been a mess,
but what happened?Copy !req
463. I mean, what really happened,
where were you?Copy !req
464. 'Eyewitness reports from the Royal
Hope Hospital are pouring in,Copy !req
465. 'and all seem to be
remarkably consistent.Copy !req
466. 'This from medical student
Oliver Morgenstern.Copy !req
467. 'I was there, I saw it happen
and I feel uniquely privileged.Copy !req
468. 'I looked out at the surface
of the moon.Copy !req
469. 'I saw the Earth suspended in space,Copy !req
470. 'and it all just proves
Mr Saxon right.Copy !req
471. 'We're not alone in the Universe.Copy !req
472. 'There's life out there.
Wild and extraordinary life.'Copy !req
473. I am not staying in there
to be insulted!Copy !req
474. She didn't mean it,
she just said you look healthy.Copy !req
475. No, I said orange!
Clive, she is disrespecting me!
She's never liked me!Copy !req
476. Oh, can't think why,
after you stole my husband!Copy !req
477. I was seduced! Tell her, babes!Copy !req
478. And then she has a go at Martha,
accused her of making it all up.Copy !req
479. Mum, I don't mind, just leave it.Copy !req
480. Oh! "I've been to the Moon!"Copy !req
481. As if. They were drugged,
it said so on the news!Copy !req
482. Since when did you watch the news?
You can't handle Quizmania!Copy !req
483. Annalise started it,
she did, I heard her.Copy !req
484. Tish, don't make it worse.
Leo, what did she buy you? Soap!Copy !req
485. A 75 pence soap! I'm never
talking to your family again.Copy !req
486. Annalise, don't you dare!
I'm putting my foot down!Copy !req
487. Make a fool of yourself.Copy !req
488. God knows, you've been doing it
for the last 25 years, why stop now?Copy !req
489. Oh, Mum, don't! I asked the DJ
and he's playing that song later,Copy !req
490. he's playing Popcorn...Copy !req
491. I went to the moon today.Copy !req
492. Bit more peaceful than down here.Copy !req
493. You never even told me who you are.
The Doctor.Copy !req
494. But what sort of species? It's not
every day I get to ask that.Copy !req
495. I'm a Time Lord. Right.Copy !req
496. Not pompous at all, then.Copy !req
497. I just thought,
since you saved my life,Copy !req
498. and I've got a brand new sonic
screwdriver which needs road-testing,Copy !req
499. you might fancy a trip.Copy !req
500. What, into space? Well...Copy !req
501. I can't, I've got exams.Copy !req
502. I've got things to do,
I've got to go and pay the rent.
I've got my family going mad.Copy !req
503. If it helps,Copy !req
504. I can travel in time as well.
Get out of here. I can!Copy !req
505. Come on, that is going too far.
I'll prove it.Copy !req
506. Told you! No, but,Copy !req
507. that was this morning, but...
Did you?Copy !req
508. Oh, my God! You can travel in time.Copy !req
509. But if you could see me
this morning, why didn't you tell me
not to go into work?Copy !req
510. Crossing into established events
is strictly forbidden.Copy !req
511. Except for cheap tricks.Copy !req
512. And that's your spaceship?Copy !req
513. It's called the TARDIS.Copy !req
514. Time And Relative Dimension In Space.Copy !req
515. Your spaceship's made of wood.Copy !req
516. But there's not much room,
we'd be a bit intimate.Copy !req
517. Take a look.Copy !req
518. No, no, no.Copy !req
519. But it's just a box.Copy !req
520. But it's huge! How does it do that?Copy !req
521. It's wood!Copy !req
522. It's like a box with that room
just crammed in!Copy !req
523. It's bigger on the inside!
Is it? I hadn't noticed.Copy !req
524. Right then, let's get going.Copy !req
525. But is there a crew?Copy !req
526. Like, a navigator and stuff,
where is everyone?Copy !req
527. Just me.Copy !req
528. All on your own?Copy !req
529. Well, sometimes I have guests.Copy !req
530. I mean, friends,
travelling with me.Copy !req
531. I had... There was recently
a friend of mine.Copy !req
532. Rose, her name was Rose.Copy !req
533. And we were together. Anyway.Copy !req
534. Where is she now? With her family.
Happy! She's fine.Copy !req
535. Not that you're replacing her!Copy !req
536. Never said I was. Just one trip.Copy !req
537. To say thanks, you get one trip, then
back home. I'd rather be on my own.Copy !req
538. Well, you're the one that kissed me.Copy !req
539. That was a genetic transfer!Copy !req
540. Now, don't. And then travel
all the way across the universeCopy !req
541. just to ask me on a date.Copy !req
542. Stop it!Copy !req
543. For the record,
I'm not remotely interested.Copy !req
544. I only go for humans.Copy !req
545. Good! Now then,Copy !req
546. close down the gravitic anomalyser.Copy !req
547. Fire up the helmic regulator.Copy !req
548. And finally,Copy !req
549. the handbrake!Copy !req
550. Ready?Copy !req
551. No! Off we go!Copy !req
552. Blimey, it's a bit bumpy!
Welcome aboard, Miss Jones.Copy !req
553. It's my pleasure, Mr Smith.Copy !req
554. The Globe Theatre
containing the man himself.Copy !req
555. Shut your big fat mouths!Copy !req
556. Mr Shakespeare, isn't it?Copy !req
557. No autographs. Loves Labours Won
will never be played.Copy !req
558. Upon this night the work is done.Copy !req
559. Witchcraft.Copy !req
560. Hey nonny nonny! No!Copy !req
561. The entire future of the human race,
it ends right now in 1599
if we don't stop it.Copy !req
562. Ba-da-boom-ba! That's quite good.Copy !req