1. You're up early! What's happening?Copy !req
2. It's a nightmare 'cause Dad won't listen
and I'm telling you, Mum's going mental.Copy !req
3. Swear to God, Martha, this is epic.
You got to get in there and stop him.Copy !req
4. - How do I do that?
- Tell Dad he can't bring her.Copy !req
5. Hold on, that's Leo.
I'll call you back.Copy !req
6. Martha, if Mum and Dad
start to kick off,Copy !req
7. tell them I don't even want a party.
I didn't even ask for one.Copy !req
8. They can always give me
the money instead.Copy !req
9. Why do I have to tell them?
Why can't you?Copy !req
10. Hold on, that's Mum.
I'll call you back.Copy !req
11. I don't mind your father
making a fool of himself in private,Copy !req
12. but this is Leo's 21 st.
Everyone is going to be there,Copy !req
13. and the entire family
is going to look ridiculous.Copy !req
14. Mum, it's a party. I can't stop Dad
from bringing his girlfriend.Copy !req
15. Hold on, that's Dad.
I'll call you back.Copy !req
16. Martha, now tell your mother.Copy !req
17. Leo is my son,
and I'm paying for half that party.Copy !req
18. I'm entitled to bring who I like.Copy !req
19. I know, but think
what it's going to look like for MumCopy !req
20. if you're standing there with Annalise.Copy !req
21. What's wrong with Annalise?Copy !req
22. Is that Martha? Say hi!Copy !req
23. Hi, Martha! Hi!Copy !req
24. Hi, Annalise.Copy !req
25. Big kiss! Lots of love!
See you at the party, babes!Copy !req
26. Now take me shopping, big boy.Copy !req
27. Like so!Copy !req
28. See?Copy !req
29. Oi! Watch it, mate!Copy !req
30. I was all right till this morning,
and then...Copy !req
31. I don't know, I woke up
and I felt all dizzy again.Copy !req
32. It was worse than when I came in.Copy !req
33. Pulse is slightly thready.Copy !req
34. Well, let's see what Britain's finest
might suggest. Any ideas, Morgenstern?Copy !req
35. Er, dizziness could be
a sign of early onset diabetes.Copy !req
36. Hardly early onset,
if you'll forgive me, Miss Finnegan.Copy !req
37. Any more ideas? Swales?Copy !req
38. Um...Copy !req
39. - Could recommend a CT scan.
- And spend all our money?Copy !req
40. Jones?Copy !req
41. We could take bloods
and check for Ménière's disease.Copy !req
42. Or we could simply ask the patient.Copy !req
43. What did you have for dinner last night?Copy !req
44. I had salad.Copy !req
45. - And the night before?
- Salad, again.Copy !req
46. And salad every night for the past week,
contrary to my instructions.Copy !req
47. A salt deficiency, that's all.Copy !req
48. Simple, honest salt.Copy !req
49. Hippocrates himself
expounded on the virtues of salt.Copy !req
50. Recommended the inhalation of steam
from sea water.Copy !req
51. Though no doubt
if he'd been afflicted with my students,Copy !req
52. his oaths might have been
rather more colourful.Copy !req
53. Now then, Mr Smith, a very good morning
to you. How are you today?Copy !req
54. Oh, not so bad.
Still a bit, you know... Blah.Copy !req
55. John Smith, admitted yesterday
with severe abdominal pains.Copy !req
56. Jones, why don't you see
what you can find? Amaze me.Copy !req
57. It wasn't very clever
running around outside, was it?Copy !req
58. - Sorry?
- On Chancellor Street, this morning.Copy !req
59. - Came up to me and took your tie off.
- Really? What did I do that for?Copy !req
60. I don't know, you just did.Copy !req
61. Not me. I was here in bed.
Ask the nurses.Copy !req
62. Well, that's weird
'cause it looked like you.Copy !req
63. - Have you got a brother?
- No, not any more. Just me.Copy !req
64. As time passes and I grow ever more
infirm and weary, Miss Jones...Copy !req
65. Sorry.Copy !req
66. Right.Copy !req
67. I weep for future generations.Copy !req
68. Are you having trouble
locating the heart, Miss Jones?Copy !req
69. Um, I don't know. Stomach cramps?Copy !req
70. That is a symptom, not a diagnosis.Copy !req
71. And you rather failed basic techniquesCopy !req
72. by not consulting first
with the patient's chart.Copy !req
73. That happened to me this morning.Copy !req
74. I had the same thing on the door handle.Copy !req
75. - And me, in the lift.
- Well, it's only to be expected.Copy !req
76. There's a thunderstorm moving inCopy !req
77. and lightning is a form
of static electricity,Copy !req
78. as was first proven by... Anyone?Copy !req
79. Benjamin Franklin.Copy !req
80. Correct.Copy !req
81. My mate, Ben. That was a day and a half.
I got rope burns off that kite.Copy !req
82. - And then I got soaked.
- Quite.Copy !req
83. And then I got electrocuted!Copy !req
84. Moving on.Copy !req
85. I think perhaps a visit
from psychiatric.Copy !req
86. And next, we have Mr...Copy !req
87. No, listen, I've worked out a plan.Copy !req
88. We tell Annalise that the buffet tonight
is 100ºxº carbohydrate,Copy !req
89. and she won't turn up.Copy !req
90. I wish you'd take this seriously.Copy !req
91. That's our inheritance
she's spending on fake tan.Copy !req
92. Tell you what, I'm not that far away.Copy !req
93. I'll meet you for a sandwich,
we can draw up a battle plan.Copy !req
94. What, in this weather?
I'm not going out, it's pouring down.Copy !req
95. It's not raining here.Copy !req
96. God, that's weird.
It's raining right on top of you.Copy !req
97. - I can see it, but it's dry where I am.
- Well, you just got lucky.Copy !req
98. No, but it's like in cartoons,
when a man's got a cloud over his head.Copy !req
99. Yeah, but listen,
I'll tell you what we do...Copy !req
100. We tell Dad and Annalise
to get there early, about 7:30,Copy !req
101. and we tell Leo to get there
at the same timeCopy !req
102. so we can do all that birthday stuff.Copy !req
103. We tell Mum to get there
for about 8:30-9:00,Copy !req
104. then that gives me time
to have a word with Annalise and...Copy !req
105. What?Copy !req
106. - The rain.
- It's only rain.Copy !req
107. Martha, have you seen the rain?Copy !req
108. Why is everyone fussing about rain?Copy !req
109. It's going up.Copy !req
110. The rain is going up.Copy !req
111. What the hell was that?Copy !req
112. Are you all right?Copy !req
113. I think so, yeah.Copy !req
114. It felt like an earthquake or...Copy !req
115. Martha, it's night.Copy !req
116. - But it was lunch time...
- It's not night.Copy !req
117. But it's got to be. It's dark.Copy !req
118. - We're on the moon!
- Can't be.Copy !req
119. We're on the moon.Copy !req
120. We're on the bloody moon.Copy !req
121. I'm sorry, miss, no.Copy !req
122. Oh, my God.Copy !req
123. Martha? Martha, can you hear me?Copy !req
124. Martha?Copy !req
125. Somebody help! Somebody help me!Copy !req
126. - Have you seen...
- I'm sorry, I can't.Copy !req
127. All right now, everyone, back to bed.Copy !req
128. We've got an emergency,
but we'll sort it out. Don't worry.Copy !req
129. It's real. It's really real.Copy !req
130. - Hold on.
- Don't! We'll lose all the air!Copy !req
131. But they're not exactly airtight.
If the air was gonna get sucked out,Copy !req
132. it would've happened straightaway,
but it didn't.Copy !req
133. - So, how come?
- Very good point!Copy !req
134. - Brilliant, in fact. What was your name?
- Martha.Copy !req
135. And it was Jones, wasn't it?Copy !req
136. Well, Martha Jones, question is,
how are we still breathing?Copy !req
137. We can't be!Copy !req
138. Obviously we are so don't waste my time.Copy !req
139. Martha, what have we got? Is there
a balcony on this floor, or a veranda?Copy !req
140. By the patients' lounge, yeah.Copy !req
141. - You fancy going out?
- Okay.Copy !req
142. - We might die.
- We might not.Copy !req
143. Good. Come on.Copy !req
144. Not her, she'd hold us up.Copy !req
145. We've got air.Copy !req
146. - How does that work?
- Just be glad it does.Copy !req
147. I've got a party tonight.Copy !req
148. It's my brother's 21 st.Copy !req
149. My mother's gonna be really... Really...Copy !req
150. - You okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
151. - Sure?
- Yeah.Copy !req
152. - Do you want to go back in?
- No way.Copy !req
153. I mean, we could die any minute,
but all the same, it's beautiful.Copy !req
154. Do you think?Copy !req
155. How many people want to go to the moon?
And here we are.Copy !req
156. Standing in the Earth light.Copy !req
157. What do you think happened?Copy !req
158. What do you think?Copy !req
159. Extraterrestrial. It's got to be.Copy !req
160. I don't know, a few years ago that
would've sounded mad, but these days...Copy !req
161. That spaceship flying into Big Ben.
Christmas. Those Cybermen things.Copy !req
162. I had a cousin, Adeola.Copy !req
163. She worked at Canary Wharf.Copy !req
164. She never came home.Copy !req
165. I'm sorry.Copy !req
166. Yeah.Copy !req
167. I was there, in the battle. It was...Copy !req
168. I promise you, Mr Smith,
we will find a way out.Copy !req
169. If we can travel to the moon,
then we can travel back.Copy !req
170. There's got to be a way.Copy !req
171. It's not Smith. That's not my real name.Copy !req
172. - Who are you, then?
- I'm the Doctor.Copy !req
173. Me, too, if I ever pass my exams.Copy !req
174. What is it then, Dr Smith?Copy !req
175. - Just the Doctor.
- How do you mean, just the Doctor?Copy !req
176. Just the Doctor.Copy !req
177. - What, people call you "the Doctor"?
- Yeah.Copy !req
178. Well, I'm not. Far as I'm concerned,
you've got to earn that title.Copy !req
179. Well, I'd better make a start, then.
Let's have a look.Copy !req
180. There must be some sort of...Copy !req
181. Force-field.Copy !req
182. Keeping the air in.Copy !req
183. But if that's like a bubble
sealing us in,Copy !req
184. that means this is the only air
we've got.Copy !req
185. - What happens when it runs out?
- How many people in this hospital?Copy !req
186. Don't know, a thousand?Copy !req
187. - One thousand people, suffocating.
- Why would anyone do that?Copy !req
188. Heads up! Ask him yourself.Copy !req
189. Aliens.Copy !req
190. That's aliens!Copy !req
191. Real, proper aliens.Copy !req
192. Judoon.Copy !req
193. Mr Stoker?Copy !req
194. I'm sorry, I didn't know
who else to ask, but can you help me?Copy !req
195. I think we've gone
beyond aspirin, Miss...Copy !req
196. Finnegan.Copy !req
197. Names! What are names nowCopy !req
198. when something unnameable
is marching towards us across the moon?Copy !req
199. Two more years, I thought. Two more
years and then retire to Florida.Copy !req
200. But there is Florida, in the sky.
I can see it.Copy !req
201. My daughter. She's still in university.
I am never going to see her again.Copy !req
202. - But I need help, Mr Stoker.
- I can't do anything!Copy !req
203. Oh, I think you can.Copy !req
204. What do you two want?
It's a bit late to sign for anything.Copy !req
205. These are my lovely boys.
I prefer not to get my hands dirty.Copy !req
206. - I'm sorry?
- You see, there are great tests to come,Copy !req
207. and terrible deeds.Copy !req
208. Some of them my own.Copy !req
209. But if I'm to survive this, I need you.Copy !req
210. - What are you talking about?
- Blood. Specifically, yours.Copy !req
211. What are you doing?Copy !req
212. What are you doing?Copy !req
213. Will you let go of me!
What the hell? Let go!Copy !req
214. You see, I was only salt deficientCopy !req
215. because I'm so very good
at absorbing it.Copy !req
216. But now I need fire in my veins.Copy !req
217. And who better than a consultant,
with blood full of salty fatsCopy !req
218. and vintage wines
and all those Michelin star sauces?Copy !req
219. Who are you?Copy !req
220. Oh, I'm a survivor, Mr Stoker.Copy !req
221. At any cost.Copy !req
222. Look!Copy !req
223. I've even brought a straw.Copy !req
224. Bo! Sco! Fo! Do! No!
Kro! Blo! Co! Sho! Ro!Copy !req
225. We are citizens of planet Earth.
We welcome you in peace.Copy !req
226. Please don't hurt me. I was just trying
to help, I'm sorry. Don't hurt me.Copy !req
227. Please don't hurt me.Copy !req
228. Please don't hurt me. I was just trying
to help, I'm sorry. Don't hurt me.Copy !req
229. Please don't hurt me.Copy !req
230. Language assimilated.
Designation, Earth English.Copy !req
231. You will be catalogued.Copy !req
232. Category, human.Copy !req
233. Catalogue all suspects.Copy !req
234. Aw, look down there,
you've got a little shop.Copy !req
235. - I like a little shop.
- Never mind that. What are Judoon?Copy !req
236. They're like police.
Well, police-for-hire.Copy !req
237. - They're more like interplanetary thugs.
- And they brought us to the moon?Copy !req
238. Neutral territory.
According to Galactic Law,Copy !req
239. they've got no jurisdiction
over the Earth so they isolated it.Copy !req
240. That rain and lightning, that was them
using an H2o Scoop.Copy !req
241. Why are you on about, Galactic Law?
I mean, where did you get that from?Copy !req
242. Human.Copy !req
243. If they're police, are we under arrest?Copy !req
244. Are we trespassing on the moon
or something?Copy !req
245. No, but I like that! Good thinking.
No, wish it were that simple.Copy !req
246. They're making a catalogue, that means
they're after something non-human,Copy !req
247. which is very bad news for me.Copy !req
248. Why?Copy !req
249. Oh, you're kidding me?Copy !req
250. Don't be ridiculous.Copy !req
251. Stop looking at me like that.Copy !req
252. Come on, then.Copy !req
253. Troop 5, floor one.Copy !req
254. Troop 6, floor two.Copy !req
255. Identify humans
and find the transgressor.Copy !req
256. Find it!Copy !req
257. Prepare to be catalogued!Copy !req
258. Do what they say. All they want to do
is shine this light thing.Copy !req
259. It's all right, they're not
going to hurt us. Just listen to them.Copy !req
260. Witness the crime.Copy !req
261. Charge, physical assault. Plea, guilty.Copy !req
262. Sentence, execution.Copy !req
263. You didn't have to do that.Copy !req
264. Justice is swift.Copy !req
265. They've reached the third floor.Copy !req
266. - What's that thing?
- Sonic screwdriver.Copy !req
267. Well, if you're not
going to answer me properly.Copy !req
268. No, really, it is!
It's a screwdriver and it's... sonic.Copy !req
269. Look.Copy !req
270. What else have you got? A laser spanner?Copy !req
271. I did, but it was stolen
by Emily Pankhurst. Cheeky woman.Copy !req
272. What's wrong with this computer?Copy !req
273. Judoon must have locked it down.Copy !req
274. Judoon platoon upon the moon.Copy !req
275. I was just travelling past,
I swear, I was just wandering.Copy !req
276. I wasn't looking for trouble.
Honestly, I wasn't.Copy !req
277. But I noticed these plasma coils
around the hospital.Copy !req
278. That lightning, that's a plasma coil,
it's been building up for two days now.Copy !req
279. So I checked in, I thought
something was going on inside.Copy !req
280. Turns out the plasma coils
were the Judoon up above.Copy !req
281. - What are they looking for?
- Something that looks human, but isn't.Copy !req
282. - Like you, apparently.
- Like me, but not me.Copy !req
283. - Haven't they got a photo?
- Might be a shape-changer.Copy !req
284. Whatever it is, can't you just
leave the Judoon to find it?Copy !req
285. If they declare the hospital guilty
of harbouring a fugitive,Copy !req
286. they'll sentence it to execution.Copy !req
287. - All of us?
- Oh, yes.Copy !req
288. But if I can find
this thing first... oh!Copy !req
289. Do you see?
They're thick. Judoon are thick.Copy !req
290. They are so completely thick,
they've wiped the records!Copy !req
291. Oh, that's clever.Copy !req
292. - What are we looking for?
- I don't know.Copy !req
293. Say, any patient admitted
in the past week with unusual symptoms.Copy !req
294. Maybe there's a backup.Copy !req
295. Just keep working, I'll go
and ask Mr Stoker. He might know.Copy !req
296. Mr Stoker...Copy !req
297. Kill her!Copy !req
298. - I've restored the backup.
- I found her!Copy !req
299. You did what?Copy !req
300. Run!Copy !req
301. Quick!Copy !req
302. When I say "now", press the button.Copy !req
303. - But I don't know which one.
- Then find out!Copy !req
304. Now!Copy !req
305. What did you do?Copy !req
306. Increased the radiation by 5,000ºxº.
Killed him dead.Copy !req
307. - But isn't that gonna kill you?
- Nah, it's only roentgen radiation.Copy !req
308. We used to play with roentgen bricks
in the nursery.Copy !req
309. It's safe for you to come out.
I've absorbed it all.Copy !req
310. All I need to do is expel it.Copy !req
311. See, if I concentrate,Copy !req
312. shift the radiation out of my body
and into one spot.Copy !req
313. Say, my left shoe.Copy !req
314. Here we go. Here we go. Easy does it.Copy !req
315. Out, out, out, out, out, out, out...Copy !req
316. ow, ow, ow!Copy !req
317. Itches, itches,
itches, itches!Copy !req
318. Hold on.Copy !req
319. - Done!
- You're completely mad.Copy !req
320. You're right, I look daft with one shoe.Copy !req
321. Barefoot on the moon!Copy !req
322. So what is that thing?
And where's it from, Planet zovirax?Copy !req
323. It's just a Slab. They're called Slabs.Copy !req
324. Basic slave drones, you see.Copy !req
325. Solid leather all the way through.
Someone has got one hell of a fetish.Copy !req
326. But it was that woman, Miss Finnegan.Copy !req
327. It was working for her,
just like a servant.Copy !req
328. - My sonic screwdriver!
- She was one of the patients, but...Copy !req
329. Burnt out my sonic screwdriver!Copy !req
330. She had this straw,
like some sort of vampire.Copy !req
331. - I love my sonic screwdriver!
- Doctor!Copy !req
332. Sorry.Copy !req
333. - You called me Doctor.
- Anyway...Copy !req
334. Miss Finnegan is the alien.
She was drinking Mr Stoker's blood.Copy !req
335. Funny time to take a snack.
You'd think she'd be hiding.Copy !req
336. Unless... No!Copy !req
337. Yes! That's it! Wait a minute.Copy !req
338. Yes! Shape-changer,
internal shape-changer!Copy !req
339. She wasn't drinking blood,
she was assimilating it.Copy !req
340. Prepare to be catalogued!Copy !req
341. Human.Copy !req
342. If she can assimilate Mr Stoker's blood,
mimic the biology,Copy !req
343. she'll register as human.Copy !req
344. We've got to find her
and show the Judoon. Come on!Copy !req
345. Human.Copy !req
346. That's the thing about Slabs.
They always travel in pairs.Copy !req
347. - What about you?
- What about me what?Copy !req
348. Haven't you got backup?
You must have a partner or something.Copy !req
349. Humans! We're stuck on the moon,
running out of air,Copy !req
350. with Judoon and a bloodsucking criminal,Copy !req
351. and you're asking personal questions.
Come on.Copy !req
352. I like that. "Humans!"Copy !req
353. I'm still not convinced you're an alien.Copy !req
354. Non-human!Copy !req
355. - Oh, my God, you really are!
- And again.Copy !req
356. They've done this floor. Come on.Copy !req
357. The Judoon are logical
and just a little bit thick.Copy !req
358. They won't go back to check a floor
they've checked already. If we're lucky.Copy !req
359. How much oxygen is there?Copy !req
360. Not enough for all these people.
We're gonna run out.Copy !req
361. How you feeling? You all right?Copy !req
362. - Running on adrenalin.
- Welcome to my world.Copy !req
363. What about the Judoon?Copy !req
364. Great big lung reserves.
It won't slow them down.Copy !req
365. - Where's Mr Stoker's office?
- It's this way.Copy !req
366. She's gone. She was here.Copy !req
367. Drained him dry. Every last drop.Copy !req
368. - I was right, she's a Plasmavore.
- What's she doing on Earth?Copy !req
369. Hiding, on the run.
Like Ronald Biggs in Rio de Janeiro.Copy !req
370. What's she doing now?
She's still not safe.Copy !req
371. The Judoon could execute us all.
Come on.Copy !req
372. Wait a minute.Copy !req
373. Think, think, think.Copy !req
374. If I was a wanted Plasmavore
surrounded by police, what would I do?Copy !req
375. Oh! She's as clever as me.Copy !req
376. Almost.Copy !req
377. Find the non-human! Execute!Copy !req
378. Martha, stay here.
I need time, you've got to hold them up.Copy !req
379. - How do I do that?
- Just forgive me for this.Copy !req
380. It could save a thousand lives and
it means nothing. Honestly, nothing.Copy !req
381. That was nothing?Copy !req
382. Have you seen? There are these things!Copy !req
383. These great, big space rhino things.Copy !req
384. I mean, rhinos from space,
and we're on the moon!Copy !req
385. Great, big space rhinos with guns!
On the moon!Copy !req
386. I only came in for my bunions! Look!Copy !req
387. All fixed now, perfectly good treatment,
the nurses were lovely.Copy !req
388. I said to my wife,
"I'd recommend this place to anyone. "Copy !req
389. But then we end up on the moon!
And did I mention the rhinos?Copy !req
390. Hold him.Copy !req
391. Find the non-human! Execute!Copy !req
392. Now, listen,
I know who you're looking for.Copy !req
393. She's this woman.
She calls herself Florence.Copy !req
394. Human.Copy !req
395. Wait. Non-human trace suspected.Copy !req
396. Non-human element confirmed.Copy !req
397. Authorise full scan.Copy !req
398. What are you?Copy !req
399. What are you?Copy !req
400. That big machine thing,
is it supposed to be making that noise?Copy !req
401. You wouldn't understand.Copy !req
402. But isn't that
a magnetic resonance imaging thing?Copy !req
403. Like a ginormous sort of a magnet?
I did Magnetics GCSE.Copy !req
404. Well, I failed, but all the same.Copy !req
405. A magnet with its setting
now increased to 50,000 tesla.Copy !req
406. Ooh, that's a bit strong, isn't it?Copy !req
407. It'll send out a magnetic pulseCopy !req
408. that'll fry the brainstems
of every living thingCopy !req
409. within 250,000 miles.Copy !req
410. Except for me. Safe in this room.Copy !req
411. But hold on, hold on.
I did Geography GCSE, I passed that one.Copy !req
412. Doesn't that distance include the Earth?Copy !req
413. Only the side facing the moon.
The other half will survive.Copy !req
414. Call it my little gift.Copy !req
415. Sorry, you'll have to excuse me,
I'm a little bit out of my depth.Copy !req
416. I've spent the past 15 years
working as a postman. Hence the bunion.Copy !req
417. Why would you do that?Copy !req
418. With everyone dead, the Judoon ships
will be mine to make my escape.Copy !req
419. No, that's weird. You're talking
like you're some sort of an alien.Copy !req
420. Quite so.Copy !req
421. - No!
- Oh, yes.Copy !req
422. - You're joshing me!
- I am not.Copy !req
423. I'm talking to an alien, in a hospital?Copy !req
424. What, has this place got
an ET department?Copy !req
425. It's the perfect hiding place. Blood
banks downstairs for a midnight feast.Copy !req
426. And all this equipment
ready to arm myself withCopy !req
427. should the police come looking.Copy !req
428. So, those rhinos,
they're looking for you!Copy !req
429. Yes. But I'm hidden.Copy !req
430. Oh, right. Maybe that's why
they're increasing their scans.Copy !req
431. They're doing what?Copy !req
432. Big Chief Rhino boy, he said,
"No sign of a non-human.Copy !req
433. "We must increase our scans
up to setting two. "Copy !req
434. - Then I must assimilate again.
- What does that mean?Copy !req
435. I must appear to be human.Copy !req
436. Well, you're welcome to come home
and meet the wife. She'd be honoured.Copy !req
437. We can have cake.Copy !req
438. Why should I have cake?
I've got my little straw.Copy !req
439. That's nice. Milkshake? I like banana.Copy !req
440. You're quite the funny man.Copy !req
441. And yet, I think, laughing on purpose
at the darkness.Copy !req
442. I think it's time you found some peace.
Steady him.Copy !req
443. - What are you doing?
- I'm afraid this is going to hurt.Copy !req
444. But if it's any consolation,
the dead don't tend to remember.Copy !req
445. Confirm. Human.Copy !req
446. Traces of facial contact with non-human.Copy !req
447. Continue the search!Copy !req
448. - You will need this.
- What's that for?Copy !req
449. Compensation.Copy !req
450. Now, see what you've done?
This poor man just died of fright.Copy !req
451. Scan him!Copy !req
452. Confirmation, deceased.Copy !req
453. No, he can't be!
Let me through. Let me see him.Copy !req
454. Stop. Case closed.Copy !req
455. But it was her!Copy !req
456. She killed him. She did it.
She murdered him!Copy !req
457. Judoon have no authority
over human crime.Copy !req
458. - But she's not human!
- Oh, but I am. I've been catalogued.Copy !req
459. But she's not. She assim...Copy !req
460. Wait a minute.Copy !req
461. You drank his blood? The Doctor's blood!Copy !req
462. Oh, I don't mind. Scan all you like.Copy !req
463. - Non-human!
- But... What?Copy !req
464. Confirm analysis.Copy !req
465. Oh, but there's a mistake, surely.
I'm human.Copy !req
466. I'm as human as they come.Copy !req
467. He gave his life so they'd find you.Copy !req
468. Confirm, Plasmavore.
Charged with the crimeCopy !req
469. of murdering the Child Princess
of Padrivole Regency Nine.Copy !req
470. Well, she deserved it!Copy !req
471. Those pink cheeks and those blonde curls
and that simpering voice.Copy !req
472. She was begging for the bite
of a Plasmavore!Copy !req
473. - Then you confess?
- Confess? I'm proud of it!Copy !req
474. Slab, stop them!Copy !req
475. Verdict, guilty. Sentence, execution.Copy !req
476. Enjoy your victory, Judoon.Copy !req
477. Because you're going to burn with me!
Burn in hell!Copy !req
478. Case closed.Copy !req
479. But what did she mean, burn with me?Copy !req
480. The scanner shouldn't be doing that.
She's done something.Copy !req
481. Scans detect lethal acceleration
of mono-magnetic pulse.Copy !req
482. Well, do something! Stop it!Copy !req
483. Our jurisdiction has ended.
Judoon will evacuate.Copy !req
484. What? You can't just leave it!
What's it gonna do?Copy !req
485. All units withdraw!Copy !req
486. What about the air?
We're running out of air.Copy !req
487. You can't go!Copy !req
488. That thing's gonna explode,
and it's your fault!Copy !req
489. One, two, three, four, five.Copy !req
490. One, two, three, four, five.Copy !req
491. Two hearts!Copy !req
492. One, two, three, four, five.Copy !req
493. One, two, three, four, five.Copy !req
494. The scanner...Copy !req
495. She did something.Copy !req
496. Oh! The sonic!Copy !req
497. Come on, come on,
come on, come on, please.Copy !req
498. Come on, Judoon, reverse it.Copy !req
499. It's raining, Martha!Copy !req
500. It's raining on the moon.Copy !req
501. Pass me the first aid kit.Copy !req
502. I said I represent the human race.Copy !req
503. I told them, you can't do that.
I said...Copy !req
504. Martha! Oh, my God,
I thought you were dead.Copy !req
505. What happened? It was so weird!Copy !req
506. The police wouldn't say, they didn't
have a clue. I tried phoning.Copy !req
507. Mum's on her way, but she can't get
through. They've closed off the roads.Copy !req
508. There's thousands of people
trying to get in.Copy !req
509. The whole city's come to a halt.Copy !req
510. And Dad phoned, it's on the news
and everything. He was crying.Copy !req
511. Oh, my God, I've been a mess.Copy !req
512. But what happened? I mean,
what really happened? Where were you?Copy !req
513. Eyewitness reportsCopy !req
514. from the Royal Hope Hospital
continue to pour in,Copy !req
515. and all seem to be
remarkably consistent.Copy !req
516. This from medical student
Oliver Morgenstern.Copy !req
517. I was there.Copy !req
518. I saw it happen
and I feel uniquely privileged.Copy !req
519. I looked out at the surface of the moon.Copy !req
520. I saw the Earth suspended in space,
and it all just proves Mr Saxon right.Copy !req
521. We're not alone in the universe.Copy !req
522. There's life out there.
Wild and extraordinary life.Copy !req
523. I am not staying in there
to be insulted!Copy !req
524. She didn't mean it, sweetheart.
She was just saying you look healthy.Copy !req
525. No, I did not. I said orange.Copy !req
526. Clive, that woman is disrespecting me.
She's never liked me.Copy !req
527. Oh, I can't think why,
after you stole my husband!Copy !req
528. I was seduced!
I'm entirely innocent. Tell her, babes!Copy !req
529. And then she has a go at Martha,Copy !req
530. practically accused her
of making the whole thing up.Copy !req
531. Mum, I don't mind. Just leave it.Copy !req
532. Oh, "I've been to the moon. " As if!Copy !req
533. They were drugged.
It said so on the news.Copy !req
534. Since when did you watch the news?
You can't handle Quizmania.Copy !req
535. Annalise started it.
She did, I heard her.Copy !req
536. - Tish, don't make it worse.
- Come off it, Leo.Copy !req
537. What did she buy you? Soap!
A 75 pence soap!Copy !req
538. I'm never talking to your family again!Copy !req
539. - Stay! Have a nice party!
- Don't you dare!Copy !req
540. - I'm putting my foot down!
- Make a fool of yourself!Copy !req
541. This is me, putting my foot down!Copy !req
542. God knows you've been doing it
for the last 25 years. Why stop now?Copy !req
543. Mum, don't. I asked the DJ
and he's playing that song later...Copy !req
544. I went to the moon today.Copy !req
545. Bit more peaceful than down here.Copy !req
546. You never even told me who you are.Copy !req
547. The Doctor.Copy !req
548. But what sort of species?
It's not every day I get to ask that.Copy !req
549. I'm a Time Lord.Copy !req
550. Right. Not pompous at all, then.Copy !req
551. I just thought,Copy !req
552. since you saved my life and
I've got a brand-new sonic screwdriverCopy !req
553. which needs road-testing,Copy !req
554. you might fancy a trip.Copy !req
555. What, into space?Copy !req
556. I can't, I've got exams.
I've got things to do.Copy !req
557. I have to go into town first thing and
pay the rent. I got my family going mad.Copy !req
558. If it helps,
I can travel in time as well.Copy !req
559. - Get out of here.
- I can!Copy !req
560. - Come on now, that is going too far.
- I'll prove it.Copy !req
561. Told you!Copy !req
562. No, but... That was this morning.Copy !req
563. But... Did you...Copy !req
564. oh, my God, you can travel in time!Copy !req
565. But hold on,
if you could see me this morning,Copy !req
566. why didn't you tell me
not to go into work?Copy !req
567. Crossing into established events
is strictly forbidden.Copy !req
568. Except for cheap tricks.Copy !req
569. And that's your spaceship?Copy !req
570. It's called the Tardis.Copy !req
571. Time And Relative Dimension In Space.Copy !req
572. Your spaceship's made of wood.Copy !req
573. There's not much room,
we'd be a bit intimate.Copy !req
574. Take a look.Copy !req
575. No, no, no...Copy !req
576. But it's just a box.Copy !req
577. But it's huge!Copy !req
578. How does it do that?Copy !req
579. It's wood!Copy !req
580. It's like a box
with that room just crammed in.Copy !req
581. It's bigger on the inside!Copy !req
582. Is it? I hadn't noticed.Copy !req
583. All right then, let's get going.Copy !req
584. But is there a crew?Copy !req
585. Like a navigator and stuff?
Where is everyone?Copy !req
586. Just me.Copy !req
587. All on your own?Copy !req
588. Well, sometimes I have guests.Copy !req
589. I mean, some friends
travelling alongside me.Copy !req
590. I had... It was recently...Copy !req
591. Friend of mine.Copy !req
592. Rose, her name was. Rose and...Copy !req
593. We were together. Anyway...Copy !req
594. Where is she now?Copy !req
595. With her family.
Happy. She's fine, she's...Copy !req
596. - Not that you're replacing her!
- Never said I was.Copy !req
597. Just one trip. To say thanks.
You get one trip then back home.Copy !req
598. I'd rather be on my own.Copy !req
599. Well, you're the one that kissed me.Copy !req
600. That was a genetic transfer.Copy !req
601. - And if you will wear a tight suit...
- Now, don't.Copy !req
602. And then travel all the way across
the universe just to ask me on a date.Copy !req
603. Stop it!Copy !req
604. For the record,
I'm not remotely interested.Copy !req
605. I only go for humans.Copy !req
606. Good!Copy !req
607. Now then, close down
the Gravitic Anomalyser.Copy !req
608. Fire up the Helmic Regulator.Copy !req
609. And finally, the handbrake.Copy !req
610. Ready?Copy !req
611. No.Copy !req
612. Off we go!Copy !req
613. Blimey! It's a bit bumpy!Copy !req
614. Welcome aboard, Miss Jones.Copy !req
615. It's my pleasure, Mr Smith.Copy !req
616. The Globe Theatre,
containing the man himself.Copy !req
617. Shut your big, fat mouths!Copy !req
618. - Mr Shakespeare, isn't it?
- No autographs.Copy !req
619. Love's Labour's Won
will never be played.Copy !req
620. Upon this night the work is done.Copy !req
621. Witchcraft.Copy !req
622. Impossible!Copy !req
623. Hey, nonny, nonny!Copy !req
624. No!Copy !req
625. The entire future
of the human race,Copy !req
626. it ends right now, in 1599,
if we don't stop it.Copy !req
627. By-da-boom-ba!Copy !req
628. That's quite good.Copy !req