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She's amazing.
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Reginald Pye.
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- Ridiculous.
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I make your heart bells sing.
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- Keep going.
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- We did it.
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We've done nothing wrong.
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454. This is Miami-Dade County,
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455. Try harder.
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456. We're still inside a bloody film.
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457. - I hate it when they do that.
- Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
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458. This is never gonna work.
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459. Scrolling up and down does not work.
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460. We need to go
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461. out.
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462. If we're the film,
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463. and that's the screen
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464. - what happens if we...
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465. That's it. I've got you.
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466. Oh, my God. It happened.
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467. Doctor, is that you?
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468. - Uh...
- Belinda.
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469. Belinda Chandra.
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470. Like, Miss Belinda Chandra.
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471. - How do you know that?
- Who are you?
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472. We're your biggest fans.
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473. Oh, my God. You're real.
You're really real.
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474. Oh, this is so Galaxy Quest.
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475. I knew it. I always knew.
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476. Well, I knew this would happen
because it was leaked online.
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477. Hashtag RIP Doctor Who.
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478. Let me get this right.
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479. I am not real.
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480. My life is fictional,
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481. and you sit and you watch me on the TV.
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482. - I've seen every single episode.
- But I'm so real.
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483. I'm completely real. I mean, I.
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484. I can taste this cup of tea.
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485. And my mum and dad.
I remember them. They're absolutely real.
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486. - Your mum who plays the violin?
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487. We were watching.
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488. Oh, my God. I'm on TV.
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489. Go on then.
What's your favourite adventure?
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490. - "Blink".
- Definitely "Blink".
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491. "Blink". Every time.
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492. Uh, not the one with the Goblins?
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493. - "Blink".
- I met The Beatles.
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494. "Blink".
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495. Not the one where I am standing
on a land mine?
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496. - That was brilliant.
- "Blink".
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497. What happens in "Blink"?
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498. It's the story where
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499. Well, that sounds like an absolute epic.
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500. Gotta say, though,
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501. Mr Ring-a-Ding, it's a bit obvious.
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502. The ending.
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503. Telling us out loud that
old film stock is explosive.
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504. I mean, okay. I get it.
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505. No, but that doesn't work.
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506. We can't blow up Lux
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507. Yeah, but what does he not do?
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508. Well, we don't know. Tell us.
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509. - No, we can't.
- I'm sorry.
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510. Oh, my God. You're so annoying.
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511. Lots of people say that.
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512. But we don't care. Um...
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513. 'Cause the thing is...
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514. - Are you okay?
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515. No, we are a bit annoying. I know that.
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516. I'm wasting your time because
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517. the truth is we...
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518. Oh, Lizzie.
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519. I'm okay.
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520. - It's all right. We don't mind.
- What?
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521. You're not fictional.
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522. It's us, Belinda. We're not real.
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524. We don't exist.
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525. But...
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526. You do.
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527. No.
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528. We're the sort of characters
who don't have surnames.
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529. We're just part of the trap,
so that creature can play with your minds.
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530. But we're cleverer than him.
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531. We learnt from the Doctor,
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532. We can set you free.
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533. It's time for you to go back
and fight him, and beat him for us.
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534. - I'm sure that there is something that we...
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535. 'Cause you better be quick.
Up, up. Come on.
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536. You're 30 minutes in.
Time for the third act.
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537. Thanks. Keep watching.
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538. - You don't get it, do you?
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539. What don't I get?
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540. They are not real.
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541. Once we move on,
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542. Lizzie, Hassan and Robyn
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543. You mean
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544. you'll die?
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545. It's not death.
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546. We just end.
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547. But that is death.
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548. Yeah.
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549. But we're not important.
It doesn't matter what happens to us.
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550. And it's been so worth it just to meet you.
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551. We had so much fun.
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552. And thanks to you,
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553. We'll be gone any second.
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554. Oh, my goodness.
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555. But maybe
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556. Then we might live on just a little bit.
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557. Now, go and save the world, Doctor.
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558. I wish that there was something we could...
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559. We love you so much.
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560. They're gone.
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561. Hey, hey. Hey.
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562. And they're right.
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563. We have to go back and fight that thing.
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564. 'Cause maybe your life
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565. - Mmm.
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566. But how do we do it?
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567. There is only one more thing
that we can do.
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568. We stop.
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569. - Unpack that for me.
- We stop the film itself.
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570. 'Cause celluloid, when it stops, it burns.
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571. The heat from the projector is so strong
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572. So, it sets us free.
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573. Or burns us to death.
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574. Okay.
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575. Right, right, right, right there.
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576. - Okay.
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577. I think
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578. this.
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579. Oh, my God.
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580. We did it. We're back.
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581. Wait, is it real this time?
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582. - Is this real?
- Oh, it's real.
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583. Babes, look, my hand got burned.
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584. You all right? Come here.
Let me have a look.
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585. - I'm all right.
- I know, I know.
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586. Doctors always make the worst patients,
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587. I know what I'm doing.
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588. I'm okay, Belinda. Okay?
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589. Time Lords have their own medicine.
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590. Bi-generation.
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591. It's left me with
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592. I've been saving just for this.
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593. My hospital could do with you.
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594. I like it.
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596. Lux, I've matched you.
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598. But you're the most amazing creation,
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599. You have light within you
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600. No wonder the gods of the Pantheon fell.
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601. Because they were saving you for me.
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602. Get him, girls.
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603. The Doctor. Light him up.
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604. Reel him in, ladies.
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605. Let me go!
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606. No!
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607. The greatest story ever told.
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608. Doctor!
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609. Belinda.
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610. Get off him!
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611. Belinda, get back!
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616. 'Cause that's what I never do,
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619. But the great out there
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620. I've seen it.
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624. The blossom of nuclear light
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629. Do you trust me?
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630. Yes! I'm sorry if I didn't before,
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631. Then trust me now more than ever
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633. It means I know what time it is.
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635. Behold!
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636. He means daylight.
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637. Ooh.
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638. Oh. Oh.
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639. Oh, the detail.
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640. Mr Pye, I need matches.
This whole thing has got to burn.
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641. Mr Pye, I've seen your fingers, mate.
That's nicotine. I know you smoke.
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642. Give me your matches right now.
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643. I am real.
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644. Mr Pye, I need those matches.
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645. I love you, Reginald.
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647. I miss you so much.
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648. Find me.
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649. Pardon me, ma'am,
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650. - No, I know what I'm doing.
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652. No!
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653. Sunlight.
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654. Doctor!
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656. He feeds off light.
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657. But the light of the sun.
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658. Two billion times more energy than
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659. And it is all yours, Mr Ring-a-Ding.
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660. It is all yours!
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661. I am light.
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663. I was shaken right down to my boots.
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667. The light of creation.
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668. I am everything,
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670. Goodbye.
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671. Am I going crazy
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673. We're 60% water and we can still drown.
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674. It's why Lux stayed inside.
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675. And we gave him
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676. And that's what he became.
Light without end.
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677. So, he's actually a god now.
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678. Infinite. Invisible. Intangible.
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679. Amen.
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680. But that's... that's...
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681. Is that...
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682. Come back, Tommy Lee.
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684. It's the 15. Oh, gosh! It's all 15.
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685. Welcome back. Welcome back, everyone.
We missed you so much.
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686. - Hello, sir.
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687. Tommy.
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689. Mom.
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691. I had faith and you came back.
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693. According to the laws of the land, babe,
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694. Goodbye to you, '52.
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What happened? It was night.
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You've been gone for three months.
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704. Limited run only.
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708. Like from the movies.
How did they do that?
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711. Though, I'd mark it down
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713. And the villain's motivation changed.
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714. And, technically, it's puppets
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716. We're still here.
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717. This whole world is cold,
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