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No, wait a minute, space station.
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Off you go.
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- 200,000.
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- Rose: Good question.
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a space station.
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they could turn the heating down.
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let's try that gate. Come on.
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19. Here we go.
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human empire. And there it is.
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moons, population 96 billion,
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stretching across a million planets,
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the human race at its most intelligent.
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Thank you very much, indeed.
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- Man 2: One at a time!
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- My watch must be wrong.
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- Well, obviously not.
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where are they?
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Actually, that is a good question.
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you must be starving!
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Oi, mate! How much is a kronkburger?
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sweetheart. Now, join the queue!
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Don't spend it all on sweets.
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stop nagging me!
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time travel's like visiting Paris.
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use the wrong verbs,
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and end up kissing complete strangers.
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go and do it!
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Your first date.
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you are!
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- Floor 139 of what?
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- What's satellite five?
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You're too clever for me.
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500, I'll do anything.
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mr management.
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Sandstorms on the new Venus archipelago,
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into their third day.
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by sunspot activity.
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You broadcast the news.
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it and sell it.
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are reminded that the canteen area
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The doctor gave it a bit of a top-up.
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your mum and dad?
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- Just dial!
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- Please leave a message. Thanks, bye!
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118. Hi!
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shouldn't be here.
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130. Double check. Triple check.
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is cathica santini khadeni.
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to floor 500, praising me, and please do.
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152. And three...
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154. Compressed information
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every country, every planet,
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inside her head.
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of the software.
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she must be a genius.
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any of it.
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Her head would blow up.
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and they transmit 600 channels.
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170. Analysis confirmed.
Security breach.
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I can see her brain.
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- No, but this...
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It's amazing.
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Intercept and scan.
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way we could have found her sooner.
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this is it, come on!
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say my name, say my name!
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Please proceed to floor 500.
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I just applied on the off chance.
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- I didn't do anything.
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Pretend I'm a citizen of the year 200,000.
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I've got to go, I can't keep them waiting.
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her again. She's only going upstairs.
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- Can't.
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except for the chosen few.
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What's going on?
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but that's still you.
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member of the freedom fifteen.
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Is that right?
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monitoring satellite five's transmissions.
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that the facts are being manipulated.
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- He's overseeing everything.
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- Your boss.
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to the present day,
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of the microprocessor.
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maintenance. Can't you give it a rest?
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floor? Not even one floor down?
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290. Satellite five, you work, eat, and sleep on
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don't involve me. I don't know anything.
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- Why would I?
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- Then where are they?
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It's had to, what with all the threats.
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usual stuff.
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doubled, so that kept the visitors away.
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on chavic five collapsed,
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that's all.
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And you didn't even notice.
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- I can see better.
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even the technology.
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- It's backwards.
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in your head.
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- So what you think's going on?
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it's the whole attitude.
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stunted. Something's holding it back.
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set back about 90 years.
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okay?
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transcription.
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What are you doing?
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Why are you doing that?
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What's down there?
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What do you cover?
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I'm having technical difficulties.
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locking me out.
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something wrong with your chip.
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get a screen to work.
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any computer?
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Wasting your time.
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to two basic types.
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of the skull, 100 credits.
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- That's the one.
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I couldn't afford it then.
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Turns out you've got unlimited credit.
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Well, I couldn't have it done.
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hasn't it?
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waiting upstairs,
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a very fast pico-surgeon.
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with a simple computer.
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piece of information
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of satellite five
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history of the human race.
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the mainframe, we'll get told off.
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395. You'll just vandalise the place,
someone's gonna notice.
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we found suki macrae cantrell.
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indications about him.
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outside the parameters.
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triple check him, quadruple!
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I'm going back to work.
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I can't just leave you, can I?
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410. If you wanna be useful, get them to turn
the heating down, it's boiling.
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Can't they do something about it?
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Something to do with the turbines.
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with the turbines.
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415. Exactly. I give up
on you, cathica.
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Rose is asking the right kind of questions.
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- Why is it so hot?
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about the empire,
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it's the central heating.
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Plumbing is very important.
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- He is no one.
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427. But everyone's registered.
We have a census for the entire empire!
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428. He is no one.
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429. What, he doesn't exist?
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430. - Not anywhere?
- He is no one.
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431. What about the blonde?
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432. - She is no one.
- Both of them?
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433. Well, we all know what happens
to non-entities.
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434. They get promoted.
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435. Bring them up!
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436. Here we go, satellite five.
Pipes and plumbing. Look at the layout.
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437. This is ridiculous.
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438. You've got access to
the computer's core.
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439. You could look at the archive,
the news, the stock exchange...
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440. - And you're looking at pipes?
- But there's something wrong.
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441. - I suppose.
- Why, what is it?
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442. The ventilation system.
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443. Cooling ducts, ice filters.
All working flat out.
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444. Channelling massive
amounts of heat down.
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445. - All the way from the top.
- Floor 500.
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446. Something up there
is generating tons and tons of heat.
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447. Well, I don't know about you,
but I feel like I'm missing out on a party.
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448. It's all going on upstairs.
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449. - Fancy a trip?
- You can't, you need a key.
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450. Keys are just codes, and I've got
the codes right here. Here we go.
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451. Override 215.9.
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452. How come it's giving
you the code?
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453. Someone up there likes me.
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454. I told you it was painless.
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455. No scarring, you see?
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456. Perfect success.
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457. How do I activate it?
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458. It's a personal choice.
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459. Some people whistle.
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460. I know one man who triggers it
with oh, Danny boy.
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461. But you're set
on default for now.
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462. That's a click of the fingers.
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463. So, you mean I just...
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464. Click.
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465. - Come on, come with us.
- No way!
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466. - Bye!
- Well, don't mention my name.
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467. When you get in trouble,
just don't involve me.
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468. That's her gone, Adam's given up,
looks like it's just you and me.
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469. - Yeah.
- Good.
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470. Yep.
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471. Oh, my god! I'm gonna be sick!
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472. Special offer.
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473. We installed the vomit-o-matic
at the same time.
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474. Nano-termites have been placed
in the lining of your throat.
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475. In the event of sickness,
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476. they freeze the waste.
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477. The walls are not made of gold.
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478. You should go back downstairs.
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479. Tough.
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480. I started without you.
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481. This is fascinating.
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482. Satellite five contains
every piece of information
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483. within the fourth great
and bountiful human empire.
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484. Birth certificates, shopping habits,
bank statements, but you two...
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485. You don't exist.
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486. There's not a trace.
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487. No birth, no job,
not the slightest kiss.
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488. How can you walk through
the world and not leave a single footprint?
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489. Suki! Suki!
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490. Hello?
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491. Can you hear me? Suki?
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492. - What have you done to her?
- I think she's dead.
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493. But she's working.
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494. They've all got chips in their head,
and the chips keep going.
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495. - Like puppets.
- Oh!
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496. You are full of information.
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497. But it's only fair we get
some information back.
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498. Because, apparently
you're no one.
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499. It's so rare
not to know something.
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500. Who are you?
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501. It doesn't matter,
'cause we're off. Nice to meet you.
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502. Come on!
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503. Tell me who you are.
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504. Since that information is keeping us alive,
I'm hardly gonna say, am I?
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505. Well, perhaps my
editor-in-chief can convince you otherwise.
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506. And who's that?
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507. It may interest you to know
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508. that this is not the fourth great
and bountiful human empire.
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509. In fact, it's not actually
human at all.
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510. It's merely a place
where humans happen to live.
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511. Yep. Yep.
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512. Sorry!
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513. It's a place where humans
are allowed to live
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514. by kind permission of my client.
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515. What is that?
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516. You mean that thing's in
charge of satellite five?
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517. "That thing", as you put it,
is in charge of the human race.
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518. For almost 100 years,
mankind has been shaped and guided.
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519. His knowledge and ambition,
strictly controlled by its broadcast news.
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520. Edited by my superior,
your master,
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521. and humanity's guiding light,
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522. the mighty jagrafess of the
holy hadrojassic maxarodenfoe.
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523. I call him Max.
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524. Create a climate of fear,
and it's easy to keep the borders closed.
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525. It's just a matter of emphasis.
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526. The right word
in the right broadcast,
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527. repeated often enough,
can destabilize an economy.
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528. Invent an enemy. Change a vote.
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529. So all the people on
earth are like slaves?
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530. Well, now,
there's an interesting point.
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531. Is a slave a slave if
he doesn't know he's enslaved?
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532. Yes.
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533. Oh, I was hoping
for a philosophical debate.
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534. Is that all I'm gonna get?
"Yes"?
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535. - Yes.
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536. You're no fun.
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537. Let me out of these manacles.
You'll find out how much fun I am.
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538. Oh, he's tough, isn't he?
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539. But come on!
Isn't it a great system?
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540. You've got to admire it,
just a little bit.
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541. You can't hide something on this scale,
somebody must've noticed.
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542. From time to time, someone, yes.
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543. But the computer chip system
allows me to see inside their brains.
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544. I can see the smallest doubt
and crush it.
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545. And then they just carry on,
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546. living the life,
strutting about downstairs
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547. and all over the surface
of the earth, like they're so individual.
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548. When, of course, they're not.
They're just cattle.
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549. In that respect, the jagrafess
hasn't changed a thing.
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550. But what about you?
You're not a jagra... uh, belly...
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551. - Jagrafess.
- Jagrafess. You're not a jagrafess.
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552. You're human.
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553. Yeah, well, simply being human
doesn't pay very well.
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554. But you couldn't have done this
all on your own.
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555. No!
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556. I represent a consortium
of banks.
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557. Money prefers
a long-term investment.
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558. Also the jagrafess needed a
little hand to, um, install himself.
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559. No wonder,
creature that size. What's its lifespan?
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560. 3,000 years.
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561. That's one hell
of a metabolism, generating all that heat.
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562. That's why
satellite five's so hot.
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563. You pump it out the creature,
channel it downstairs.
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564. Jagrafess stays cool,
stays alive.
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565. Satellite five is one great
big life-support system.
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566. Me again.
Don't wipe this message.
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567. It's just gonna sound like
white noise.
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568. But save it,
'cause I can translate it, okay?
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569. Three,
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570. two,
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571. one, and spike!
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572. But that's why
you're so dangerous.
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573. Knowledge is power,
but you remain unknown.
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574. - Who are you?
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575. Leave her alone! I'm the doctor.
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576. She's Rose Tyler,
we're nothing, we're just wandering.
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577. - Tell me who you are!
- I've just said!
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578. Yeah, but who do you work for?
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579. Who sent you?
Who knows about us?
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580. Who exactly...
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581. Time lord.
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582. What?
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583. Oh, yes!
The last of the time lords.
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584. And his traveling machine.
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585. With his little human girl
from long ago.
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586. - Don't know what you're talking about.
- Time travel!
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587. Someone's been telling you lies.
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588. Young master Adam Mitchell?
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589. Oh, my god, his head.
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590. What the hell's he done?
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591. What the hell's he gone
and done?
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592. They're reading his mind,
he's telling them everything.
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593. And through him,
I know everything about you.
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594. Every piece of information
in his head is now mine.
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595. And you have infinite
knowledge, doctor.
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596. The human empire is tiny
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597. compared to what you've seen
in your
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598. t-a-r-d-i-s.
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599. Tardis!
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600. Well, you'll never get your hands on it,
I'll die first!
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601. Well, die all you like,
I don't need ya. I've got the key.
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602. You and your boyfriends!
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603. Today, we are the headlines.
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604. We can rewrite history.
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605. We could prevent mankind
from ever developing.
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606. And no one's gonna stop you.
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607. Because you bred a human race
which doesn't bother to ask questions.
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608. Stupid little slaves
believing every lie.
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609. They'll just trot right into the slaughter
house if they're told it's made of gold.
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610. Disengage safety.
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611. What's happening?
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612. Maximum access,
override floor 139.
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613. And... spike!
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614. Someone's disengaged the safety.
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615. Who's that?
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616. - It's cathica.
- And she's thinking.
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617. She's using what she knows.
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618. Terminate her access.
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619. Everything I told her
about satellite five,
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620. the pipes, the filters,
she's reversing it.
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621. Look at that. It's getting hot.
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622. I said, terminate.
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623. Burn out her mind.
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624. Oh, no, you don't!
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625. You should've
promoted me years back.
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626. She's venting the heat up here.
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627. The jagrafess needs
to stay cool,
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628. and now it's sitting
on top of a volcano!
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629. Yes, I'm trying, sir.
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630. But I don't know how she did it,
it's impossible.
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631. A member of staff with an idea!
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632. - What do I do?
- Flick the switch!
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633. Oi, mate!
You want to bank on a certainty?
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634. Massive heat in a massive body,
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635. massive bang!
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636. See you in the headlines!
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637. Actually, sir, if it's all the
same to you, I think I'll resign.
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638. Bye, then.
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639. Let go of me!
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640. Let go of me!
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641. Let go of me!
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642. We're just gonna go.
I hate tidying up.
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643. Too many questions.
You'll manage.
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644. You'll have to stay and explain it.
No one's gonna believe me.
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645. Well, they might start
believing a lot of things now.
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646. Human race should accelerate.
All back to normal.
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647. What about your friend?
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648. He's not my friend.
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649. Now, don't...
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650. I'm all right now. Much better.
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651. And I've got the key.
Look, it's...
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652. And, well...
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653. It all worked out
for the best, didn't it?
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654. You know, it's not actually my fault,
because you were in charge.
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655. It's my house. I'm home.
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656. Oh, my god, I'm home!
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657. Blimey. I thought you
were gonna Chuck me out of an airlock.
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658. Is there something else
you want to tell me?
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659. No. Erm, what do you mean?
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660. The archive of satellite five.
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661. One second of that message
could have changed the world.
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662. That's it, then. See ya.
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663. - How do you mean, "see ya"?
- As in, goodbye.
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664. What about me?
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665. You can't just go.
I've got my head.
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666. I've got a chip type two.
My head opens.
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667. - What, like this?
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668. Don't!
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669. Don't do what?
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670. Stop it!
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671. All right now, doctor.
That's enough. Stop it.
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672. Thank you.
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673. - Oi!
- Sorry, I couldn't resist.
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674. The whole of history
could have changed because of you.
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675. I just wanted to help.
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676. You were helping yourself.
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677. And I'm sorry. And I've said
I'm sorry, and I am, I really am.
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678. But you can't just
leave me like this.
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679. Yes, I can. 'Cause if you show that head to
anyone, they'll dissect you in seconds.
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680. You'll have to lead a very quiet life.
Keep out of trouble.
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681. Be average. Unseen. Good luck.
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682. But I wanna come with you.
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683. I only take the best.
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684. I've got Rose.
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685. Rose, Rose!
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686. - Oh, my god!
- Adam's mum: Who's that?
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687. - Geoff, is that you?
- It's me, mum.
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688. Don't come in,
wait there a minute.
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689. Oh, my lord! You never told me
you were coming home!
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690. Adam's mum: Hold on,
I'll just take my coat off.
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691. I wish you'd told me
you were coming home.
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692. Rose, take me with you.
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693. Adam's mum: I would've
got your favourite tea in.
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694. What's that noise?
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695. Have you left
the back door open?
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696. Blimey, there's a draft.
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697. What a surprise!
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698. Oh, let me look at you.
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699. Ah, six months.
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700. It's like I saw you yesterday.
Isn't it funny?
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701. - The time goes by like that.
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702. Your wish is my command,
but be careful what you wish for.
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703. The day my father died.
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704. Thought it'd be all grim and stormy.
It's just an ordinary day.
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705. Oh, god, this is it.
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706. He can't die on his own!
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707. Can I try again?
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708. Oh, gosh, this is it.
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709. Rose! No!
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710. I did it again,
I picked another stupid ape!
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711. It's not like
I've changed history.
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712. Rose, there's a man
alive in the world who wasn't alive before.
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713. The whole world's different
because he's alive!
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714. Time's been damaged,
and they've come to sterilise the wound.
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715. Rose, get in the church!
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