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2. Whoever those aliens are,
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3. they've been here for a while.
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4. Harriet Jones,
mp for flydale north.
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5. I thought
I was prime minister now.
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6. Thank you all for wearing
your ID cards.
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7. They'll help to identify
the bodies.
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8. Deadly to humans, maybe.
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9. Ah!
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10. Jackie!
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11. Oi, you want aliens,
you've got them.
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12. They're inside downing street.
Come on.
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13. Reinstate my disguise!
Hurry up, hurry! Hurry!
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14. No, wait!
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15. They're still in there,
the emergency protocols, we need them.
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16. Where've you been?
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17. I called for help,
I sounded the alarm.
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18. There was this lightning, a kind of
electricity, and they all collapsed.
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19. I think they're all dead.
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20. That's what I'm saying.
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21. He did it! That man there!
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22. I think you'll find
the prime minister is an alien in disguise.
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23. That's never gonna work, is it?
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24. No.
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25. Fair enough.
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26. Down there!
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27. Under the jurisdiction
of the emergency protocols,
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28. I authorise you
to execute this man!
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29. Well, now, yes, you see, uh,
the thing is,
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30. if I was you, if I was gonna
execute someone
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31. by backing him up
against the wall, between you and me,
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32. - little word of advice,
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33. Don't stand him
against the lift.
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34. Hello!
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35. Hide!
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36. I repeat, the upper floors
are under quarantine.
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37. You will stay where you are, you
will disregard all previous instructions,
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38. and you will take your orders
directly from me.
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39. Mr green, sir, sorry,
but you've got to come with me.
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40. We should evacuate
the entire building.
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41. Sergeant, have you, um,
read the emergency protocols?
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42. - No, sir.
- Then don't question me.
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43. Seal off number ten,
secure the ground floor,
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44. and if the doctor
makes it downstairs, shoot on sight!
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45. Well, you heard him! Move out!
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46. Let the sport begin.
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47. I'm getting poisoned
by the gas exchange.
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48. I need to be naked.
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49. Rejoice in it.
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50. Your body is magnificent.
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51. Ooh, such fun.
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52. Little human children,
where are you?
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53. Sweet little human kins,
come to me.
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54. Let me kiss you better.
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55. Kiss you with my big green lips.
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56. Go and check it out!
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57. It does
us good to hunt, it purifies the blood.
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58. We'll keep
this floor quarantined
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59. as our last hiding ground
before the final phase.
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60. My brothers.
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61. Happy hunting?
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62. It's wonderful.
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63. The more you prolong it,
the more they stink.
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64. Sweat and fear!
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65. I can smell an old girl.
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66. Stale perfume and brittle bones.
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67. And a ripe youngster,
all hormones and adrenalin.
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68. Fresh enough to bend
before she snaps.
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69. - No!
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70. Take me first, take me!
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71. Out! With me!
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72. Who the hell are you?
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73. Harriet Jones,
mp for flydale north.
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74. - Nice to meet you.
- Likewise.
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75. We need to get to
the cabinet rooms.
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76. The emergency protocols
are in there.
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77. They give instructions
for aliens.
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78. Harriet Jones, I like you.
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79. I think I like you, too.
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80. One more move
and my Sonic device will triplicate
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81. the flammability
of this alcohol.
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82. Woof, we all go up. So back off.
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83. Right, then, question time.
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84. Who exactly are the slitheen?
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85. - They're aliens.
- Yes, I got that, thanks.
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86. Who are you, if not human?
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87. - Who's not human?
- He's not human.
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88. - He's not human?
- Could I have a bit of hush?
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89. - Sorry.
- So, what's the plan?
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90. But he's got a northern accent.
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91. Lots of planets have a north.
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92. I said hush!
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93. Come on!
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94. You've got a spaceship
hidden in the north sea.
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95. It's transmitting a signal.
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96. You've murdered your way to the
top of government. What for? Invasion?
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97. Why would we invade
this godforsaken rock?
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98. Then something's brought
the slitheen race here. What is it?
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99. The slitheen race?
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100. Slitheen is not our species.
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101. Slitheen is our surname.
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102. Jocrassa fel fotch
pasameer-day slitheen at your service.
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103. So you're family?
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104. A family business.
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105. Then you're out
to make a profit.
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106. How can you do that
on a godforsaken rock?
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107. Uh, excuse me.
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108. Your device will do what?
Triplicate the flammability?
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109. - Is that what I said?
- You're making it up.
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110. Oh, well. Nice try.
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111. Harriet, have a drink.
I think you're gonna need it.
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112. You pass it to the left first.
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113. - Sorry.
- Thanks.
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114. Now we can end this hunt
with a slaughter.
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115. Don't you think we should run?
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116. Fascinating history,
downing street.
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117. 2,000 years ago,
this was marshland.
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118. 1730, it was occupied
by a mr chicken. He was a nice man.
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119. 1796, this was the cabinet room.
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120. If the cabinet's in session
and in danger,
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121. these are about the four most safest
walls in the whole of Great Britain.
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122. End of lesson.
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123. Installed in 1991. Three inches
of steel lining every single wall.
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124. They'll never get in.
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125. And how do we get out?
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126. Ah.
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127. He's safely contained.
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128. Now cut off communications inside
that room, then summon up the family!
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129. It's time we finished with
this insane planet for good!
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130. And there's still no word from
inside downing street,
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131. though we are getting
even more new arrivals.
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132. That's group captain
tennant James of the raf,
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133. though why he's been
summoned we've no idea.
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134. And that's Ewan McAllister,
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135. deputy secretary for
the Scottish parliament.
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136. And this is most unusual.
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137. I'm told that is Sylvia dillane,
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138. chairman of the
north sea boating club.
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139. Quite what connects
all these people, we have no idea.
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140. Group captain.
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141. Delighted you could make it.
We're meeting upstairs.
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142. - That's the spirit, off you go.
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143. Good to see you.
Come on through.
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144. Ah, sergeant, now that
the doctor's been neutralised,
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145. the upper levels
are out of bounds to everyone.
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146. Then who are they?
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147. Need to know, sergeant,
need to know.
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148. I want you to liaise
with communications.
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149. The acting prime minister
will be making a public address.
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150. He will speak to
the nations of the world!
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151. There you are. If you'd just like
to go through and get changed.
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152. Now, if you'd like
to head down to the end of the corridor,
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153. it's first on the left.
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154. Thank you.
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155. - Got anything stronger?
- No chance.
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156. I've seen you
when you've had a few.
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157. This ain't time for a conga!
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158. We've got to tell someone!
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159. Who do we trust?
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160. For all we know, they've all got
big bog monsters inside of 'em.
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161. I mean, this is what he
does, Jacks, that doctor bloke.
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162. Everywhere he goes,
death and destruction.
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163. And he's got Rose
in the middle of it.
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164. Has he got a great big
green thing inside him, then?
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165. I wouldn't put it past him.
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166. But like it or not,
he's the only person
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how to fight these things.
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168. I thought I was gonna die.
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169. Come on, yeah?
If anyone's gonna cry, it's gonna be me.
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170. Now, you're safe
in my flat, Jacks.
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171. No one's gonna
look for you here,
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172. especially since
you hate me so much.
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173. You saved my life!
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174. God, that's embarrassing!
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175. Telling me!
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176. He wanted me dead.
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177. And he's still out there,
Mickey.
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178. That policeman, that thing!
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179. Right, you head off.
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180. Inform control I've one or two
things that still need doing.
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181. I haven't quite finished
with mrs Tyler yet.
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182. Is that all of us?
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183. All the family
except sip fel fotch.
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184. He's found a hunt of his own.
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185. Ah.
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186. What was his name?
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187. - Who?
- This one.
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188. The, uh, secretary,
or whatever he was called.
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189. I don't know. I talked to him.
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190. I brought him a cup of coffee.
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191. I never asked his name.
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192. Sorry.
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193. Right, what have we got?
Any terminals, anything?
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194. Nope, this place is antique.
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195. What I don't get is,
when they killed the prime minister,
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196. why didn't they use him
as a disguise?
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197. He's too slim.
They're big old beasts.
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198. They need to fit
inside big humans.
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199. But the slitheen
are about eight feet.
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200. How do they squeeze inside?
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201. That's the device
around their necks, compression field,
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202. literally shrinks them
down a bit.
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203. That's why
there's all that gas. It's a big exchange.
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204. Wish I had a compression
field, I could fit a size smaller.
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205. Excuse me, people are dead!
This is not the time for making jokes.
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206. Sorry. You get used to this
stuff when you're friends with him.
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207. Well, that's
a strange friendship.
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208. Harriet Jones.
I've heard that name before. Harriet Jones.
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209. You're not famous
for anything, are you?
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210. Oh! Hardly!
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211. Rings a bell. Harriet Jones...
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212. Lifelong backbencher,
I'm afraid,
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213. and a fat lot of use
I'm being now.
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214. The protocols are redundant.
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215. They list the people who could help
and they're all dead downstairs.
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216. Hasn't it got, like,
defence codes and things?
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217. Couldn't we just
launch a nuclear bomb at them?
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218. You're a very
violent young woman.
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219. I'm serious, we could!
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220. Well, there's nothing
like that in here.
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221. Nuclear strikes do need
a release code, yes,
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222. but it's kept secret
by the United Nations.
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223. Say that again.
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224. - What, about the codes?
- Anything, all of it.
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225. Um, well, the British isles
can't gain access to atomic weapons
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226. without a special resolution
from the UN.
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227. Like that's ever stopped them!
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228. Exactly, given our past record.
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229. And I voted against that,
thank you very much.
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230. The codes have been taken out of the
government's hands and given to the UN.
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231. - Is it important?
- Everything's important.
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232. If we only knew
what the slitheen wanted.
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233. Listen to me,
I'm saying slitheen as if it's normal.
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234. What do they want, though?
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235. Well, they're just one family,
so it's not an invasion.
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236. They don't want slitheen world.
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237. They're out to make money.
That means they want to use something,
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238. something here on earth,
some kind of asset.
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239. Like what? Gold? Oil? Water?
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240. You're very good at this.
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241. Thank you.
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242. Harriet Jones,
why do I know that name?
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243. - Oh, that's me.
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244. But we're sealed off.
How did you get a signal?
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245. He zapped it. Super phone.
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246. Then we can phone for help.
You must have contacts!
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247. Dead downstairs, yeah.
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248. It's Mickey.
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249. Oh, tell your stupid boyfriend
we're busy.
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250. Yeah, he's not so stupid
after all.
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251. No, no, not just alien,
but like, proper alien,
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252. all stinking and wet
and disgusting,
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253. and more to the point,
it wanted to kill us!
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254. I could have died!
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255. Is she all right though?
Don't put her on, just tell me.
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256. Is that Ricky? Don't talk.
Just shut up and go to your computer.
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257. It's Mickey, and why should I?
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258. Mickey the idiot, I might just choke before
I finish this sentence, but I need you.
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259. It says "password".
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260. - Say again.
- It's asking for the password.
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261. Buffalo. Two fs, one I.
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262. So what's that website?
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263. All the secret information
known to mankind.
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264. See, they've known
about aliens for years.
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265. They just kept us in the dark.
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266. Mickey, you were born
in the dark.
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267. - Rose: Oh, leave him alone.
- Thank you.
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268. - Password again.
- Just repeat it, every time.
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269. Big Ben. Why did the slitheen
go and hit big Ben?
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270. You said to gather
the experts, to kill them.
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271. That lot would have gathered
for a weather balloon.
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272. You don't need
to crash-land it in the middle of London.
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273. The slitheen are hiding, but then
they put the entire planet on red alert.
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274. What did they do that for?
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275. Oh, listen to her!
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276. Oi! At least I'm trying.
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277. Well, I've got a question,
if you don't mind.
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278. Since that man
walked into our lives,
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279. I've been attacked
in the streets,
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280. I've had creatures from the
pits of hell in my own living room,
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281. and my daughter disappear
off the face of the earth.
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282. I told you what happened.
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283. I'm talking to him!
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284. 'Cause I've seen
this life of yours, doctor,
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285. and maybe you get off on it,
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286. and maybe you think
it's all clever and smart,
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287. but you tell me,
just answer me this,
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288. is my daughter safe?
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289. I'm fine.
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290. Is she safe?
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291. Will she always be safe,
can you promise me that?
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292. Well, what's the answer?
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293. We're in.
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294. Now, then.
On the left, at the top,
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295. there's a tab, an icon,
little concentric circles, click on that.
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296. What is it?
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297. The slitheen have got
a spaceship in the north sea
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298. and it's transmitting
that signal.
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299. Now, hush, let me work out
what it's saying.
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300. He'll have to answer me one day.
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301. - Hush!
- It's some sort of message.
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302. - What's it say?
- Don't know,
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303. it's on a loop, keeps repeating.
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304. - Hush!
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305. That's not me.
Go and see who that is.
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306. It's 3:00 in the morning.
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307. Well, go and tell them that.
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308. It's beaming out into space.
Who's it for?
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309. - All right!
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310. Mrs Tyler.
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311. Ooh!
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312. It's him, it's the thing!
It's the slickeen!
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313. They've found us!
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314. Mickey, I need that signal.
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315. Never mind the signal.
Get out! Mum, just get out! Get out!
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316. We can't,
it's by the front door.
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317. Oh, my god.
It's unmasking. It's gonna kill us.
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318. There's got to be some way
of stopping them!
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319. You're supposed
to be the expert. Think of something!
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320. I'm trying!
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321. I'll take it on, Jackie.
You just run.
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322. Don't look back. Just run.
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323. That's my mother.
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find their weakness,
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325. we need to find out
where they're from, which planet.
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326. So, judging by
their basic shape,
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327. that narrows it down to 5,000
planets within travelling distance.
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328. What else do we know
about them? Information!
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329. - They're green.
- Yep, narrows it down.
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330. - Good sense of smell.
- Narrows it down.
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331. - They can smell adrenalin.
- Narrows it down.
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332. - The pig technology.
- Narrows it down.
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333. Spaceship in the thames.
You said "slipstream engine."
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334. Narrows it down.
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335. It's getting in!
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336. - They hunt like it's a ritual.
- Narrows it down.
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338. when they fart,
if you'll pardon the word,
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339. it doesn't just
smell like a fart,
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340. if you'll pardon the word.
It's something else.
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341. What is it?
It's more like, um...
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342. - Bad breath.
- That's it!
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343. Calcium decay!
Now, that narrows it down.
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344. We're getting there, mum!
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345. - Too late!
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346. Calcium phosphate.
Organic calcium. Living calcium.
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347. Creatures made out
of living calcium. What else? What else?
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348. Hyphenated surname! Yes!
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to one planet!
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350. Raxacoricofallapatorius!
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351. Oh, yeah, great,
we can write 'em a letter!
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352. Get into the kitchen!
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353. Oh, my god,
it's going to rip us apart!
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354. Calcium weakened by the compression
field. Acetic acid! Vinegar!
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355. - Just like Hannibal!
- Just like Hannibal.
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356. Mickey, have you
got any vinegar?
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357. - How should I know?
- It's your kitchen!
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middle shelf!
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359. Oh, come on, give it here.
What do you need?
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362. Yeah, pickled onions!
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363. Pickled eggs!
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364. You kiss this man?
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365. Hannibal?
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366. Hannibal crossed the alps
by dissolving boulders with vinegar.
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367. Oh.
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368. Well, there you go, then.
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369. Whew!
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370. He's dead. Sip fel fotch
pasameer-day slitheen is dead.
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371. I felt it.
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372. How could that happen?
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373. Somebody must've got lucky.
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374. That's the last piece of luck
anyone on this rock will ever have.
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375. Ladies and gentlemen...
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376. Nations of the world. Humankind.
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377. The greatest experts in
extraterrestrial events came here tonight.
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378. They gathered
in the common cause.
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379. But the news
I bring you now is grave indeed.
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380. The experts are dead.
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381. Murdered,
right in front of me, by alien hands.
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382. Peoples of the earth,
heed my words.
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383. These "visitors"
do not come in peace.
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384. Listen to this!
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385. Our inspectors have searched
the sky above our heads.
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386. And they have found
massive weapons of destruction
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387. capable of being deployed
within 45 seconds.
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388. What?
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389. Our technicians can baffle
the alien probes,
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390. but not for long.
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391. We are facing extinction
unless we strike first!
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392. The United Kingdom stands directly
beneath the belly of the mothership.
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393. I beg of the United Nations.
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394. Pass an emergency resolution.
Give us the access codes.
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395. A nuclear strike at the heart of the beast
is our only chance of survival,
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396. because, from this moment on,
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397. it is my solemn duty
to inform you
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398. planet earth is at war.
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399. He's just making it up.
There's no weapons up there.
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400. There's no threat.
He just invented it.
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401. - Do you think they'll believe him?
- Well, he did last time.
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402. That's why the slitheen
went for spectacle.
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403. They want
the whole world panicking
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404. 'cause you lot,
you get scared, you lash out.
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405. They release
the defence codes...
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406. And the slitheen go nuclear.
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407. But why?
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408. You get the codes,
release the missiles.
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409. But not into space,
'cause there's nothing there.
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410. You attack every other country on
earth, they retaliate, fight back.
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411. World war three.
Whole planet gets nuked.
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412. And we sit through it, safe in our
spaceship waiting in the thames.
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413. Not crashed, just parked.
Barely two minutes away.
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414. But you'll destroy the planet.
This beautiful place. What for?
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415. Profit.
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416. That's what the signal is,
beaming into space. An advert.
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417. Sale of the century. We reduce the
earth to molten slag, then sell it.
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418. Piece by piece.
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419. Radioactive chunks
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420. capable of powering every cut-price
starliner and budget cargo ship.
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421. There's a recession
out there, doctor. People are buying cheap.
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422. This rock becomes raw fuel.
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423. At the cost
of five billion lives.
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424. Hmm! Bargain.
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425. I give you a choice.
Leave this planet, or I'll stop you.
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426. What? You?
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427. Trapped in your box?
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428. Yes. Me.
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429. Yesterday saw the start
of a brave new world.
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430. Today might see it end.
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431. The streets are deserted.
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432. Everyone's home, just waiting,
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433. as the future is decided
in New York.
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434. American reporter:
It's midnight here in New York.
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435. The United Nations has gathered.
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436. England has provided them
with absolute proof
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437. that the massive weapons
of destruction do exist.
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438. The security council will be making a
resolution in a matter of minutes.
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439. And once the codes are released,
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440. humanity's first
interplanetary war begins.
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441. Sergeant!
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442. We'll take the call in
the prime minister's office.
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443. Maintain your positions.
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444. And good luck.
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445. Look at that!
The telephone is actually red!
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446. Oh.
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447. How long till they phone?
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448. Counting down...
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449. All right, doctor.
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450. I'm not saying I trust you,
but there must be something you can do.
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451. If we could ferment the port,
we could make acetic acid.
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452. Mickey, any luck?
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453. There's loads
of emergency numbers.
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454. - They're all on voicemail.
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455. Voicemail dooms us all.
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456. - Rose: If we could just get out of here.
- There's a way out.
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457. What?
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458. There's always been a way out.
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459. Then why don't we use it?
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460. Because I can't guarantee
your daughter will be safe.
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461. Don't you dare!
Whatever it is, don't you dare!
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462. That's the thing.
If I don't dare, everyone dies.
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463. Do it.
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464. You don't even know
what it is. You'd just let me?
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465. Yeah.
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466. Please, doctor, please!
She's my daughter, she's just a kid.
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467. Do you think I don't know that?
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468. 'Cause this is my life,
Jackie. It's not fun, it's not smart.
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469. It's standing up and making a
decision because nobody else will.
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470. Then what are you waiting for?
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471. I could save the world,
but lose you.
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472. Except it's not
your decision, doctor.
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473. It's mine.
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474. And who the hell are you?
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475. Harriet Jones,
mp for flydale north.
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476. The only elected
representative in this room,
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477. chosen by the people
for the people.
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478. And on behalf of the people,
I command you.
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479. Do it.
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480. Victory should be naked!
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481. How do we get out?
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482. We don't. We stay here.
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483. The council is voting.
The result should be known any second now.
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484. Use the "buffalo" password,
it overrides everything.
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485. What are you doing?
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486. Hacking into the royal Navy.
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487. We're in!
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488. Here it is, uh, hms taurean,
trafalgar class submarine,
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489. 10 miles off the coast
of Plymouth.
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490. Right,
we need to select a missile.
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491. We can't go nuclear.
We don't have the defence codes.
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492. We don't need it.
All we need is an ordinary missile.
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493. What's the first category?
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494. Sub harpoon, ugm-84a.
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495. That's the one! Select!
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496. I could stop you.
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497. Do it, then.
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498. You ready for this?
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499. Yeah.
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500. Mickey the idiot,
the world is in your hands.
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501. Fire.
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502. Oh, my god.
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503. How solid are these?
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504. Not solid enough.
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505. Built for short-range attack.
Nothing this big.
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506. All right.
Now I'm making the decision.
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507. I'm not gonna die.
We're gonna ride this one out.
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508. It's like what
they say about earthquakes.
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509. You can survive them
by standing under a doorframe.
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510. Now, this cupboard's small,
so it's strong.
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511. Come and help me. Come on!
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512. The vote is in.
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513. The council says...
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514. Yes.
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515. They are releasing the codes.
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516. Ring, damn you!
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517. - It's on radar!
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518. Counter defence 556.
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519. Stop them intercepting it!
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520. - I'm doing it now!
- Good boy.
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521. 556 neutralised.
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522. What do you mean, "incoming"?
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523. - Everybody out! Now! Now!
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524. What the hell is that for?
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525. Sir, there's a missile...
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526. Sorry!
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527. That's mine. You've got mine!
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528. Disguise me, disguise me!
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529. No, you're the blonde.
No, I've got the other one. Take it off!
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530. - Everybody, run!
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531. Run! Let's get out of here!
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532. Here we go.
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533. Well, nice knowing you both.
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534. Hannibal!
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535. Oh, bol...
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536. Made in britain!
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537. Oh, my god. Are you all right?
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538. Harriet Jones,
mp, flydale north.
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539. I want you to contact
the UN immediately.
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540. Tell the ambassadors
the crisis is over. They can step down.
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541. - Go on. Tell the news.
- Yes, ma'am.
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542. Someone's got a hell
of a job sorting this lot out.
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543. Oh, lord! We haven't even got
a prime minister!
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544. - Maybe you should have a go.
- Me! I'm only a backbencher.
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545. I'd vote for ya.
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546. Now, don't be silly.
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547. Look, I'd better go
and see if I can help.
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548. - Hang on!
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549. We're safe. The earth is safe!
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550. Sergeant!
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551. I thought I knew the name.
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552. Harriet Jones.
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553. - Future prime minister.
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554. Elected for three
successive terms.
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555. The architect
of britain's golden age.
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556. The crisis has passed!
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557. Ladies and gentlemen, I have something to
say to you all here today...
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558. Mankind stands tall,
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559. proud and undefeated!
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560. God bless the human race.
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561. Harriet on TV:
Mankind stands tall...
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562. Harriet Jones.
Who does she think she is?
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563. Look at her, taking all the
credit. It should be you on there.
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564. My daughter saved the world!
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565. I think the doctor helped a bit.
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566. All right, then. Him, too.
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567. You should be given knighthoods.
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568. It's not the way he does things.
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569. No fuss, he just moves on.
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570. He's not that bad,
if you gave him a chance.
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571. He's good in a crisis,
I'll give him that.
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572. Oh! Now, the world has changed. You're
saying nice things about him.
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573. I reckon I've got no choice.
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574. There's no getting rid of him
since you're infatuated.
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575. I'm not infatuated!
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576. What does he eat?
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577. How do you mean?
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578. I was gonna do Shepherd's pie.
All of us, proper sit-down.
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579. 'Cause...
I'm ready to listen.
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580. I want to learn
about you and him and that life you lead.
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581. I mean, I didn't know
he was an alien.
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582. For all I know, he eats grass
and safety pins, and things.
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583. He'll have Shepherd's pie.
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584. You're gonna cook for him?
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585. What's wrong with that?
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586. He's finally met his match.
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587. - You're not too old for a slap, you know!
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588. You can go and visit
your gran tomorrow...
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589. - And learn some French.
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590. I told her you were in France.
I said you were au-pairing.
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591. Hello?
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592. Right, I'll be
a couple of hours, then we can go.
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593. You've got a phone!
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594. You think I can travel through space and
time and I haven't got a phone?
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595. Huh! Like I said,
couple of hours.
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596. I've just got
to send out this dispersal.
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597. There you go.
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598. That's cancelling out
the slitheen's advert
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599. in case any bargain hunters
turn up.
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600. Um, my mother's cooking.
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601. Good. Put her on a slow heat
and let her simmer.
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602. She's cooking tea. For us.
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603. I don't do that.
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604. She wants to get to know you.
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605. Tough.
I've got better things to do.
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606. It's just tea.
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607. Not to me, it isn't.
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608. She's my mother.
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609. - Well, she's not mine.
- That's not fair!
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610. Well, you can stay there
if you want.
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611. But right now, there's this plasma storm
brewing in the horsehead nebula.
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612. Fires are burning,
10 million miles wide.
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613. I could fly the tardis
right into the heart of it
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614. then ride the shock wave
all the way out.
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615. Hurtle right across the sky
and end up anywhere.
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616. Your choice.
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617. Rose, I was thinking...
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618. I've got that
bottle of amaretto from new year's Eve.
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619. Does he drink?
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620. I was wondering
whether he drinks or not.
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621. Yeah, he does.
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622. Don't go, sweetheart.
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623. Please don't go.
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624. Good lad.
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625. Graffiti that again
and I'll have ya. Now, beat it.
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626. I just went down the shop.
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627. And I was thinking,
you know, like, the whole world's changed.
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628. Aliens and spaceships
all in public.
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629. And here it is.
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630. How can they do that?
They saw it!
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631. You're just not ready. You're happy to
believe in something that's invisible,
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632. but if it's staring you
in the face, "nope, can't see it!"
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633. There's a scientific
explanation for that. You're thick.
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634. - We're just idiots.
- Well, not all of you.
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635. Yeah?
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636. Present for you, Mickey.
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637. That's a virus. Put it online,
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638. and it'll destroy
every mention of me.
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639. I'll cease to exist.
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640. - What do you want to do that for?
- 'Cause you're right.
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641. I am dangerous.
I don't want anybody following me.
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642. How can you say that,
and then take her with you?
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643. You could look after her.
Come with us.
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644. I can't.
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645. This life of yours...
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646. It's just too much.
I couldn't do it.
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647. Don't tell her I said that.
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648. I'll get a proper job.
I'll work weekends, I'll pass my test.
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649. And if Jim comes round again,
I'll say no.
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650. - I really will.
- I'm not leaving 'cause of you.
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651. I'm travelling, that's all,
and then I'll come back.
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652. But it's not safe.
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653. Mum. If you saw it out there,
you'd never stay home.
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654. Got enough stuff?
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655. The first time I stepped in
there, it was spur-of-the-moment.
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656. Now I'm signing up.
You're stuck with me.
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657. Come with us.
There's plenty of room.
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658. No chance. He's a liability,
I'm not having him on board.
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659. We'd be dead without him.
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660. My decision is final.
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661. Sorry.
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662. Good luck, yeah?
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663. You still can't promise me.
What if she gets lost?
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664. What if something
happens to you, doctor, and she's left
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665. all alone, standing on some
moon a million light years away?
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666. How long do I wait, then?
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667. Mum, you're forgetting.
It's a time machine.
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668. I could go travelling
around suns and planets
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669. and all the way
out to the edge of the universe,
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670. and by the time
we get back, yeah,
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671. 10 seconds would have passed.
Just 10 seconds.
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672. So stop worrying.
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673. I'll see you
in 10 seconds' time, yeah?
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674. Ten seconds.
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675. It's a great, big museum.
An alien museum.
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676. Someone's got a hobby.
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677. The cage contains
my one living specimen.
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678. It must've fallen
through time. The only survivor.
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679. It's killing him. Do something!
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680. I swear, no one
on this base is safe.
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681. You've got to keep it
in that cell.
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682. It can't get out.
That lock's got a billion combinations...
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683. Civilians! Let 'em through!
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684. That thing downstairs
is gonna kill every last one of us!
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685. - Where's the nearest town?
- Salt lake city.
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686. - Population?
- One million.
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687. All dead.
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688. If you want orders,
follow this one.
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689. Why don't you just die?
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690. We're nearly there!
Give us two seconds.
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691. I've come to help.
I'm the doctor.
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692. Exterminate!
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693. - Impossible.
- Exterminate!
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