1. Downloaded from RARBGCopy !req
2. Run.Copy !req
3. I'm the doctor, by the way.
What's your name?Copy !req
4. - Rose.
- Nice to meet you, Rose. Run for your life!Copy !req
5. It's gonna follow us!Copy !req
6. The assembled hoards of genghis Khan
couldn't get through that door,Copy !req
7. and believe me, they've tried.Copy !req
8. - Are you alien?
- Yes.Copy !req
9. You could come with me.Copy !req
10. - Is it always this dangerous?
- Yeah.Copy !req
11. Right, Rose Tyler,
you tell me, where do you wanna go?Copy !req
12. Backwards or forwards in time?
It's your choice. What's it gonna be?Copy !req
13. Forwards.Copy !req
14. - How far?
- One hundred years.Copy !req
15. There you go! Step outside those
doors, it's the 22nd century.Copy !req
16. - You're kidding.
- That's a bit boring, though.Copy !req
17. Do you wanna go further?Copy !req
18. Fine by me.Copy !req
19. Ten thousand years
in the future.Copy !req
20. Step outside,
it's the year 12005. The new Roman empire.Copy !req
21. You think you're so impressive.Copy !req
22. - I am so impressive.
- You wish!Copy !req
23. Right, then. You asked for it.
I know exactly where to go.Copy !req
24. Hold on!Copy !req
25. Where are we?Copy !req
26. What's out there?Copy !req
27. You lot... you spend all
your time thinking about dying.Copy !req
28. How you're gonna get killed by eggs or beef
or global warming or asteroids.Copy !req
29. But you never take time
to imagine the impossible.Copy !req
30. That maybe you survived.Copy !req
31. This is the year 5.5/apple/26.Copy !req
32. Five billion years
in your future.Copy !req
33. And this is the day...Copy !req
34. Hold on...Copy !req
35. This is the day the sun expands.Copy !req
36. Welcome to the end of the world.Copy !req
37. Automated voice: Shuttles
five and six now docking.Copy !req
38. Guests are reminded
that platform oneCopy !req
39. forbids the use of weapons,
teleportation and religion.Copy !req
40. Earth-death
is scheduled for 15:39,Copy !req
41. followed by drinks
in the Manchester suite.Copy !req
42. So when it says
"guests", does that mean people?Copy !req
43. Depends what you mean by people.Copy !req
44. - I mean people. What do you mean?
- Aliens.Copy !req
45. What are they doing
on board this spaceship? What's it all for?Copy !req
46. It's not really a spaceship,
more like an observation deck.Copy !req
47. The great and the good
are gathering to watch the planet burn.Copy !req
48. - What for?
- Fun!Copy !req
49. Mind you, when I say "the great and the
good", what I mean is the rich.Copy !req
50. But... hold on, they did this
once on newsround extra, the sun expanding,Copy !req
51. - that takes hundreds of years.
- Millions.Copy !req
52. But the planet's now
the property of the national trust.Copy !req
53. They've been
keeping it preserved.Copy !req
54. See down there?
Gravity satellites holding back the sun.Copy !req
55. The planet looks
the same as ever.Copy !req
56. I thought the continent
shifted and things.Copy !req
57. They did, and the trust
shifted 'em back! That's a classic earth.Copy !req
58. But now
the money's run out, nature takes over.Copy !req
59. How long's it got?Copy !req
60. About half an hour.
Then the planet gets roasted.Copy !req
61. Is that why we're here?
I mean, is that what you do?Copy !req
62. Jump in at the last minute
and save the earth?Copy !req
63. I'm not saving it. Time's up.Copy !req
64. - But what about the people?
- It's empty. They've all gone. All left.Copy !req
65. - Just me, then.
- Who the hell are you?Copy !req
66. - Oh, that's nice. Thanks.
- But how did you get in?Copy !req
67. This is a maximum
hospitality zone.Copy !req
68. The guests have disembarked!
They're on their way any second...Copy !req
69. No! That's me. I'm a guest.
Look, I've got an invitation.Copy !req
70. Look, there you see?
It's fine. You see?Copy !req
71. "The doctor, plus one."Copy !req
72. I'm the doctor,
this is Rose Tyler, she's my "plus one".Copy !req
73. Is that all right?Copy !req
74. Well, obviously.Copy !req
75. Apologies, et cetera.Copy !req
76. If you're on board,
we'd better start.Copy !req
77. Enjoy.Copy !req
78. The paper's slightly psychic.
It shows them whatever I want them to see.Copy !req
79. Saves a lot of time.Copy !req
80. - He's blue.
- Yeah.Copy !req
81. Okay.Copy !req
82. We have in attendance,
the doctor and Rose Tyler!Copy !req
83. Thank you.
All staff to their positions.Copy !req
84. Hurry now! Thank you!
Quick as we can, come along, come along!Copy !req
85. And now, might I introduce
the next honoured guestCopy !req
86. representing
the forest of cheem, we have trees.Copy !req
87. Namely jabe, lute and coffa.Copy !req
88. There will be an exchange
of gifts, representing peace.Copy !req
89. If you could keep the room
circulating, thank you.Copy !req
90. Next, from the solicitors jolco and
jolco, we have the moxx of balhoon.Copy !req
91. And next,
from financial family seven,Copy !req
92. we have the adherents
of the repeated meme.Copy !req
93. The inventors of hyposlip travel systems,
the brothers hop pyleen! Thank you.Copy !req
94. Cal "sparkplug"...Copy !req
95. Mr and mrs pakoo.Copy !req
96. The ambassadors from
the city state of binding light...Copy !req
97. The gift of peace. I bring you
a cutting of my grandfather.Copy !req
98. Thank you.
Yes, gifts, um...Copy !req
99. I give you in return
air from my lungs.Copy !req
100. How intimate.Copy !req
101. There's more
where that came from.Copy !req
102. I bet there is.Copy !req
103. The sponsor
of the main event, please welcome...Copy !req
104. The face of boe.Copy !req
105. The moxx of balhoon.Copy !req
106. My felicitations upon this
historical happenstance.Copy !req
107. I bring you the gift
of bodily salivas.Copy !req
108. Thank you very much.Copy !req
109. Ah! The adherents
of the repeated meme!Copy !req
110. I bring you air from my lungs.Copy !req
111. A gift of peace.
In all good faith.Copy !req
112. And last but not
least, our very special guest.Copy !req
113. Ladies and gentlemen and trees and
multiforms, consider the earth, below.Copy !req
114. In memory of this dying world,
we call forth...Copy !req
115. The last human.Copy !req
116. The lady Cassandra o'brien
dot delta seventeen.Copy !req
117. Oh, now don't stare!
I know, I know. It's shocking, isn't it?Copy !req
118. I've had my chin completely taken
away and look at the difference!Copy !req
119. Look how thin I am.
Thin and dainty!Copy !req
120. I don't look a day over 2,000.Copy !req
121. Moisturise me, moisturise me!Copy !req
122. Truly, I am the last human.Copy !req
123. My father was a texan,
my mother was from the arctic desert.Copy !req
124. They were born on the earthCopy !req
125. and they were the last
to be buried in its soil.Copy !req
126. I have come
to honour them and say goodbye.Copy !req
127. Oh, no tears, no tears...Copy !req
128. I'm sorry.Copy !req
129. But behold! I bring gifts!Copy !req
130. From earth itself,
the last remaining ostrich egg.Copy !req
131. Legend says, it had
a wingspan of 50 feet!Copy !req
132. And blew fire from its nostrils.Copy !req
133. Or was that my third husband?Copy !req
134. Oh, no, oh, don't
laugh, I'll get laughter-lines.Copy !req
135. No, stop!Copy !req
136. Mercy!Copy !req
137. And here! Another rarity.Copy !req
138. According to the archives,
this was called an iPod.Copy !req
139. It stores classical music from
humanity's greatest composers.Copy !req
140. Play on!Copy !req
141. The refreshments
will now be served.Copy !req
142. Earth-death in 30 minutes.Copy !req
143. - Doctor.Copy !req
144. Thank you.Copy !req
145. A gift of peace
in all good faith.Copy !req
146. No, you're very kind,
but I'm just the steward.Copy !req
147. A gift of peace
in all good faith.Copy !req
148. Oh, yes. Thank you. Of course.Copy !req
149. Identify species.Copy !req
150. Please identify species.Copy !req
151. - Now stop it!Copy !req
152. Identify his race.
Where's he from?Copy !req
153. It's impossible.Copy !req
154. Sorry, am I allowed
to be in here?Copy !req
155. You have to give us
permission to talk.Copy !req
156. Um...Copy !req
157. - You have permission.
- Thank you.Copy !req
158. And, no, you're not in the way.Copy !req
159. - Guests are allowed anywhere.
- Okay.Copy !req
160. - What's your name?
- Raffalo.Copy !req
161. - Raffalo?
- Yes, miss.Copy !req
162. I won't be long, I've just got
to carry out some maintenance.Copy !req
163. There's a tiny little glitch
in the face of boe's suite.Copy !req
164. There must be something
blocking the system.Copy !req
165. He's not getting any hot water.Copy !req
166. - So, you're a plumber?
- That's right, miss.Copy !req
167. They still have plumbers?Copy !req
168. I hope so,
else I'm out of a job!Copy !req
169. - Where are you from?
- Crespallion.Copy !req
170. That's a planet, is it?Copy !req
171. No, crespallion's part of
the jaggit brocade,Copy !req
172. affiliated to the
Scarlet junction, convex 56.Copy !req
173. And where are you from, miss?
If you don't mind me asking.Copy !req
174. No, not at all. Um...Copy !req
175. I don't know. A long way away.Copy !req
176. I just sort of hitched a lift
with this man...Copy !req
177. I didn't even think about it.
Don't even know who he is.Copy !req
178. He's a complete stranger.Copy !req
179. Anyway,
don't let me keep you. Good luck with it!Copy !req
180. Thank you, miss.
And thank you for the permission.Copy !req
181. Not many people are
that considerate.Copy !req
182. Okay. See you later.Copy !req
183. Now, then.Copy !req
184. Control, I'm at junction 19.
I think the problem's coming from in here.Copy !req
185. I'll go inside and have a look.Copy !req
186. What's that? Something in there?Copy !req
187. Ooh. Who are you, then?Copy !req
188. Hold on!Copy !req
189. If you're an upgrade,
I just need to register you, that's all.Copy !req
190. Oh, come back.Copy !req
191. Ah, there you are.Copy !req
192. Now, I just need
to register your ident.Copy !req
193. Aw, there's two of ya!
Got yourself a little mate?Copy !req
194. I think I'd better
report this to control.Copy !req
195. How many of you are there?Copy !req
196. What are you?Copy !req
197. Oh, no! No!Copy !req
198. - What's that?Copy !req
199. - Well, how should I know?Copy !req
200. Would the owner
of the blue box in private gallery 15Copy !req
201. please report to
the steward's office immediately.Copy !req
202. Guests are reminded
that the use of teleportation devicesCopy !req
203. is strictly prohibited under
peace treaty 5.4/cup/16. Thank you.Copy !req
204. Automated voice:
Earth-death in 25 minutes.Copy !req
205. Earth-death in 25 minutes.Copy !req
206. Oh, thanks.Copy !req
207. Hello!Copy !req
208. My name's Rose.
That's a sort of plant.Copy !req
209. We might be related.Copy !req
210. I'm talking to a twig.Copy !req
211. Oi, now, careful with that,
park it properly. No scratches.Copy !req
212. Rose, are you in there?Copy !req
213. Aye-aye!Copy !req
214. - What do you think, then?
- Great, yeah. Fine.Copy !req
215. Once you get past
the slightly psychic paper.Copy !req
216. They're just so alien!Copy !req
217. The aliens are so alien.Copy !req
218. You look at 'em,
and they're alien.Copy !req
219. Good thing I didn't take you
to the deep south.Copy !req
220. - Where are you from?
- All over the place.Copy !req
221. - They all speak English.
- No, you just hear English.Copy !req
222. It's a gift of the tardis.
It's the telepathic field,Copy !req
223. gets inside your brain,
translates.Copy !req
224. - It's inside my brain?
- Well, in a good way.Copy !req
225. Your machine gets
inside my head?Copy !req
226. It gets inside and it changes my
mind and you didn't even ask.Copy !req
227. I didn't think
about it like that.Copy !req
228. No, you were too busy thinking up cheap
shots about the deep south!Copy !req
229. Who are you then, doctor.Copy !req
230. What're you called?
What sort of alien are you?Copy !req
231. - I'm just a doctor.
- From what planet?Copy !req
232. Well, it's not
as if you'd know where it is.Copy !req
233. - Where're you from?
- What does it matter?Copy !req
234. - Tell me who you are!
- This is who I am.Copy !req
235. Right here, right now.
All right?Copy !req
236. All that counts
is here and now, and this is me!Copy !req
237. Yeah, and I'm here too 'cause
you brought me here! So just tell me!Copy !req
238. Earth-death in 20 minutes.Copy !req
239. Earth-death in 20 minutes.Copy !req
240. All right.Copy !req
241. As my mate shireen says,Copy !req
242. "don't argue with
the designated driver."Copy !req
243. Can't exactly call for a taxi.Copy !req
244. There's no signal.Copy !req
245. We're out of range. Just a bit.Copy !req
246. Tell you what,
with a little bit of jiggery-pokery...Copy !req
247. Is that a technical term,
"jiggery-pokery"?Copy !req
248. Yeah, I came first
in jiggery-pokery. What about you?Copy !req
249. - No, I failed hullabaloo.
- Aw.Copy !req
250. There you go.Copy !req
251. - Hello?
- Mum?Copy !req
252. Oh, what is it?
What's wrong? What have I done now?Copy !req
253. Ooh, this red top's falling
to bits! You should get your money back.Copy !req
254. Go on, there must be something.Copy !req
255. You never phone
in the middle of the day.Copy !req
256. - What's so funny?Copy !req
257. Nothing. You all right, though?Copy !req
258. Yeah, why wouldn't I be?Copy !req
259. - What day is it?
- Wednesday all day. You got a hangover?Copy !req
260. Oh, I tell you what,
put a quid in that lottery syndicate.Copy !req
261. I'll pay you back later.Copy !req
262. Yeah, um, I was just calling
'cause I might be late home.Copy !req
263. Is there something wrong?Copy !req
264. No, I'm fine. Top of the world!Copy !req
265. If you think that's amazing,
you wanna see the bill.Copy !req
266. That was five billion years ago.Copy !req
267. So...Copy !req
268. She's dead now.Copy !req
269. Five billion years later,
my mum's dead.Copy !req
270. Bundle of laughs, you are.Copy !req
271. That's not supposed to happen.Copy !req
272. Well, what was it?
I'm just getting green lights at this end.Copy !req
273. Honoured guests
may be reassuredCopy !req
274. that gravity pockets
may cause slight turbulence. Thanking you.Copy !req
275. The whole place shook!
I felt it!Copy !req
276. I've hosted all sorts of events on
platforms one, three, six and fifteenCopy !req
277. and I've never felt
the slightest tremor!Copy !req
278. I warn you, if this lot
decide to sue...Copy !req
279. I'm gonna scan
the infrastructure.Copy !req
280. What's that?Copy !req
281. Control, I don't want to worry
you, but I'm picking up readings...Copy !req
282. I have no idea! They're small.
The scan says they're metal...Copy !req
283. - I don't know what they look like!Copy !req
284. Although I imagine they might
look rather like that.Copy !req
285. You're not on the guest list.
How did you get on board?Copy !req
286. - No! No!
- Automated voice: Sunfilter deactivated.Copy !req
287. Sunfilter descending.Copy !req
288. Sunfilter up! No, no, no!Copy !req
289. External temperature
430 degrees.Copy !req
290. - Control! Respond!
- Sunfilter descending.Copy !req
291. - Sunfilter up!
- Sunfilter descending.Copy !req
292. That wasn't a gravity pocket. I know gravity
pockets, and they don't feel like that.Copy !req
293. What do you think, jabe?Copy !req
294. Listen to the engines,
they're pitched up about 30 hertz.Copy !req
295. Is that dodgy or what?Copy !req
296. It's the sound of metal,
that doesn't make any sense to me.Copy !req
297. - Where's the engine room?
- I don't know.Copy !req
298. But the maintenance duct is just behind our
guests' suite, I could show you.Copy !req
299. And your wife.Copy !req
300. Oh, she's not my wife.Copy !req
301. - Partner?
- No.Copy !req
302. - Concubine?
- Nope.Copy !req
303. Prostitute?Copy !req
304. Whatever I am,
it must be invisible! Do you mind?Copy !req
305. Tell you what,
you two go and pollinate.Copy !req
306. I'm gonna catch up
with the family.Copy !req
307. Quick word with Michael Jackson.Copy !req
308. Don't start a fight.Copy !req
309. I'm all yours.Copy !req
310. And I want you home by midnight!Copy !req
311. Automated voice: Earth-death in 15
minutes. Earth-death in 15 minutes.Copy !req
312. Who's in charge of platform
one? Has it got a captain or what?Copy !req
313. There's just the steward
and the staff.Copy !req
314. All the rest is controlled
by the metal mind.Copy !req
315. You mean, the computer?
Well, who controls that?Copy !req
316. The corporation.Copy !req
317. They move platform one
from one artistic event to another.Copy !req
318. Well, there's no one
from the corporation on board.Copy !req
319. They're not needed.
This facility is purely automatic.Copy !req
320. It's the height of
the Alpha class.Copy !req
321. - Nothing can go wrong.
- Unsinkable?Copy !req
322. If you like. The nautical
metaphor is appropriate.Copy !req
323. You're telling me!
I was on board another ship once.Copy !req
324. They said that was unsinkable.Copy !req
325. I ended up clinging to an
iceberg. It wasn't half cold.Copy !req
326. So, what you're saying is, if we get in
trouble, there's no one to help us out?Copy !req
327. - I'm afraid not.
- Fantastic!Copy !req
328. I don't understand.
In what way is that fantastic?Copy !req
329. Soon the sun
will blossom into a red giant,Copy !req
330. and my home will die.Copy !req
331. That's where I used to live,
when I was a little boy. Down there.Copy !req
332. Mummy and daddy had a house built into the
side of the Los Angeles crevasse.Copy !req
333. I'd have such fun.Copy !req
334. What happened to everyone else?Copy !req
335. The human race, where did it go?Copy !req
336. They say mankind has touched
every star in the sky.Copy !req
337. So you're not the last human.Copy !req
338. I am the last pure human.Copy !req
339. The others mingled.Copy !req
340. Oh, they call themselves
new-humans and proto-humansCopy !req
341. and digi-humans, even human-ish!Copy !req
342. But do you know
what I call them?Copy !req
343. Mongrels.Copy !req
344. Right. And you stayed behind.Copy !req
345. - I kept myself pure.
- Hmm.Copy !req
346. How many operations
have you had?Copy !req
347. 708. Next week, it's 709.
I'm having my blood bleached.Copy !req
348. Is that why you wanted a word?Copy !req
349. You could be flatter, Rose.Copy !req
350. You've got a little bit
of a chin poking out.Copy !req
351. - I'd rather die.
- Honestly, it doesn't hurt.Copy !req
352. I mean it. I would rather die.Copy !req
353. It's better to die
than to live like you, a bitchy trampoline.Copy !req
354. Oh, well, what do you know?Copy !req
355. I was born on that planet!Copy !req
356. And so was my mum
and so was my dad.Copy !req
357. And that makes me, officially,
the last human being in this room.Copy !req
358. 'Cause you're not human.Copy !req
359. You've had it all nipped and tucked and
flattened till there's nothing left.Copy !req
360. Anything human
got chucked in the bin!Copy !req
361. You're just skin, Cassandra!
Lipstick and skin.Copy !req
362. Nice talking.Copy !req
363. So, tell me, jabe, what's a tree like
you doing in a place like this?Copy !req
364. - Respect for the earth.
- Come on!Copy !req
365. Everyone on this
platform is worth zillions!Copy !req
366. Well, perhaps it's a case of
having to be seen at the right occasions.Copy !req
367. In case your share prices drop?Copy !req
368. I know you lot. You've got massive forests
everywhere, roots everywhere!Copy !req
369. And there's
always money in land.Copy !req
370. All the same.Copy !req
371. We respect the earth as family.Copy !req
372. So many species evolved from
that planet. Mankind is only one.Copy !req
373. I am another.Copy !req
374. My ancestors were transplanted
from the planet down below.Copy !req
375. And I'm a direct descendant
of the tropical rainforest.Copy !req
376. Excuse me.Copy !req
377. And what about your ancestry,
doctor?Copy !req
378. Perhaps you could tell
a story or two.Copy !req
379. Perhaps a man only enjoys trouble
when there's nothing else left?Copy !req
380. I scanned you earlier.Copy !req
381. The metal machine had trouble
identifying your species.Copy !req
382. It refused to admit
your existence.Copy !req
383. And even when it named you,
I wouldn't believe it.Copy !req
384. But it was right.Copy !req
385. I know where you're from!Copy !req
386. Forgive me for intruding,
but it's remarkable that you even exist!Copy !req
387. I just want to say...Copy !req
388. How sorry I am.Copy !req
389. Is it me, or is it a bit nippy?Copy !req
390. Fair dos, though,
that's a great bit of air-conditioning.Copy !req
391. Sort of nice and old fashioned.Copy !req
392. Bet they call it retro.Copy !req
393. Gotcha!Copy !req
394. - What the hell is that?
- Is it part of the "retro"?Copy !req
395. I don't think so, hold on.Copy !req
396. - Hey, nice Liana!
- Thank you.Copy !req
397. Not supposed to
show them in public.Copy !req
398. Don't worry,
I won't tell anybody.Copy !req
399. Now, then, who's been
bringing their pets on board?Copy !req
400. - What does it do?
- Sabotage...Copy !req
401. Automated voice:
Earth-death in 10 minutes...Copy !req
402. And the temperature's
about to rocket. Come on.Copy !req
403. The planet's end!Copy !req
404. Come gather, come gather!Copy !req
405. Bid farewell to the cradle
of civilisation.Copy !req
406. Let us mourn her
with a traditional ballad.Copy !req
407. All right, hold on, get back!Copy !req
408. Automated voice:
Sunfilter rising. Sunfilter rising.Copy !req
409. - Is the steward in there?
- You can smell him.Copy !req
410. Hold on. There's another
sunfilter programmed to descend.Copy !req
411. Automated voice:
Sunfilter descending. Sunfilter descending.Copy !req
412. Sunfilter descending.Copy !req
413. - Let me out! Let me out!
- Sunfilter descending.Copy !req
414. Let me out!
Let me out! Let me out!Copy !req
415. Sunfilter descending.
Sunfilter descending.Copy !req
416. - Anyone in there?Copy !req
417. - Let me out!
- Oh, well, it would be you.Copy !req
418. - Open the door!
- Hold on, give us two ticks.Copy !req
419. Automated voice:
Sunfilter descending. Sunfilter descending.Copy !req
420. Sunfilter rising.
Sunfilter rising.Copy !req
421. Sunfilter rising.
Sunfilter rising...Copy !req
422. Sunfilter descending.Copy !req
423. It's just what I need.
The computer's getting clever.Copy !req
424. - Stop mucking about!
- I'm not mucking about! It's fighting back.Copy !req
425. - Sunfilter descending.
- Open the door!Copy !req
426. I know!Copy !req
427. - Sunfilter descending.
- Rose: The lock's melted!Copy !req
428. Sunfilter descending.
Sunfilter descending.Copy !req
429. Sunfilter rising.
Sunfilter rising.Copy !req
430. The opening's jammed! I can't
open the door. Stay there, don't move!Copy !req
431. Where am I gonna go? Ipswich?Copy !req
432. Automated voice:
Earth-death in five minutes.Copy !req
433. The metal machine confirms...Copy !req
434. The spider devices
have infiltrated the whole of platform one.Copy !req
435. How's that possible? Our private rooms
are protected by a code-wall.Copy !req
436. Moisturise me, moisturise me.Copy !req
437. Summon the steward!Copy !req
438. I'm afraid the steward is dead.Copy !req
439. Who killed him?Copy !req
440. This whole event was sponsored
by the face of boe! He invited us.Copy !req
441. Talk to the face!
Talk to the face!Copy !req
442. Easy way of finding out.
Someone brought their little pet on board.Copy !req
443. Let's send him back to master.Copy !req
444. The adherents of
the repeated meme! J'accuse!Copy !req
445. That's all very well
and really kinda obvious.Copy !req
446. But if you stop
and think about it...Copy !req
447. A repeated meme is just an idea.Copy !req
448. And that's all they are,
an idea.Copy !req
449. Remote-control droids. Nice little
cover for the real troublemaker.Copy !req
450. Go on, jimbo. Go home.Copy !req
451. I bet you were the school swot
and never got kissed.Copy !req
452. At arms!Copy !req
453. What you gonna do,
moisturise me?Copy !req
454. With acid.Copy !req
455. Oh, you're too late anyway.Copy !req
456. My spiders have control
of the main frame.Copy !req
457. Oh, you all carried them
as gifts, tax-free, past every code-wall.Copy !req
458. I'm not just a pretty face.Copy !req
459. Sabotaging a ship while you're
still inside it, how stupid is that?Copy !req
460. I'd hoped to manufacture
a hostage situation.Copy !req
461. With myself
as one of the victims.Copy !req
462. The compensation
would've been enormous.Copy !req
463. Five billion years,
and it still comes down to money.Copy !req
464. Do you think it's cheap,
looking like this?Copy !req
465. Flatness costs a fortune!Copy !req
466. I am the last human, doctor.Copy !req
467. Me, not that
freaky little kid of yours.Copy !req
468. Arrest her! The infidel!Copy !req
469. Oh, shut it, pixie!
I've still got my final option.Copy !req
470. Automated voice:
Earth-death in three minutes.Copy !req
471. And here it comes.
You're just as useful dead, all of you.Copy !req
472. I have shares in
your rival companies.Copy !req
473. And they'll triple in price
as soon as your dead.Copy !req
474. My spiders are primed
and ready to destroy the safety systems.Copy !req
475. How did that old earth song go?Copy !req
476. "Burn baby, burn."Copy !req
477. Then you'll burn with us!Copy !req
478. Oh, I'm so sorry!Copy !req
479. I know the use of teleportation
is strictly forbidden, but...Copy !req
480. I'm such a naughty thing.Copy !req
481. Spiders, activate!Copy !req
482. Force-fields gone,
with the planet about to explode...Copy !req
483. At least it'll be quick.Copy !req
484. Just like my fifth husband...Copy !req
485. Oh, shame on me!
Bye-bye, darlings.Copy !req
486. - Automated voice: Safety systems failing.
- Bye-bye, my darlings!Copy !req
487. Heat levels rising.Copy !req
488. - Reset the computer!
- Only the steward would know how.Copy !req
489. No, we can do it by hand.Copy !req
490. There must be
a system restore switch. Jabe, come on!Copy !req
491. You lot, just chill.Copy !req
492. Heat levels rising.Copy !req
493. Earth-death in two minutes.
Earth-death in two minutes.Copy !req
494. Heat levels critical.
Heat levels critical.Copy !req
495. Oh, and guess
where the switch is.Copy !req
496. Heat levels rising.
Heat levels rising.Copy !req
497. External temperature
5,000 degrees.Copy !req
498. You can't, the heat's gonna
vent through this place.Copy !req
499. - I know.
- Jabe, you're made of wood.Copy !req
500. Then stop wasting time,
time lord.Copy !req
501. Heat levels rising.
Heat levels rising.Copy !req
502. Heat levels hazardous.Copy !req
503. - We're going to die!
- Heat levels hazardous.Copy !req
504. Shields malfunction.Copy !req
505. Shields malfunction.Copy !req
506. Shields malfunction.Copy !req
507. - Shields malfunction.Copy !req
508. Heat levels critical.
Heat levels critical.Copy !req
509. Heat levels rising.
Heat levels rising.Copy !req
510. Planet explodes in...Copy !req
511. Ten,Copy !req
512. nine,Copy !req
513. eight,Copy !req
514. seven,Copy !req
515. six,Copy !req
516. five,Copy !req
517. four...Copy !req
518. Raise shields!Copy !req
519. One.Copy !req
520. Exoglass repair.
Exoglass repair.Copy !req
521. Exoglass repair.
Exoglass repair.Copy !req
522. - Rose: You all right?
- Yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
523. I'm full of ideas.
I'm bristling with 'em!Copy !req
524. Idea number one,
teleportation through 5,000 degreesCopy !req
525. needs some kind of feed.Copy !req
526. Idea number two.
This feed must be hidden nearby.Copy !req
527. Idea number three.Copy !req
528. If you're as clever as me,
then a teleportation-feed can be reversed.Copy !req
529. Oh, you should've seen
their little alien faces...Copy !req
530. - Oh.
- The last human.Copy !req
531. So, you passed
my little test. Bravo!Copy !req
532. This makes you eligible
to join the... the human club.Copy !req
533. People have died Cassandra,
you murdered them.Copy !req
534. It depends on your definition
of people!Copy !req
535. And that's enough of a technicality to keep
your lawyers dizzy for centuries!Copy !req
536. Take me to court then, doctor,
and watch me smile and cry...Copy !req
537. - And flutter.
- And creak?Copy !req
538. - And what?
- Creak! You're creaking.Copy !req
539. What?Copy !req
540. I'm drying out!Copy !req
541. Oh, sweet heavens!
Moisturise me, moisturise me!Copy !req
542. Where are my surgeons?
My lovely boys!Copy !req
543. - It's too hot!
- You raised the temperature.Copy !req
544. Have pity!Copy !req
545. Moisturise me!Copy !req
546. Oh, doctor!Copy !req
547. Help her.Copy !req
548. Everything has its time
and everything dies.Copy !req
549. I'm too young!Copy !req
550. Automated voice:
Shuttles four and six departing.Copy !req
551. This unit now closing
down for maintenance.Copy !req
552. The end of the earth.Copy !req
553. It's gone.Copy !req
554. We were too busy
saving ourselves. No one saw it go.Copy !req
555. All those years, all that history,
and no one was even looking!Copy !req
556. It's just...Copy !req
557. Come with me.Copy !req
558. Big issue!Copy !req
559. Big issue!Copy !req
560. You think it'll last forever,
people and cars and concrete.Copy !req
561. But it won't.Copy !req
562. One day, it's all gone.Copy !req
563. Even the sky.Copy !req
564. My planet's gone.Copy !req
565. It's dead.Copy !req
566. It burned, like the earth.Copy !req
567. It's just rocks and dust.Copy !req
568. Before its time.Copy !req
569. What happened?Copy !req
570. There was a war, and we lost.Copy !req
571. A war with who?Copy !req
572. What about your people?Copy !req
573. I'm a time lord.Copy !req
574. I'm the last of the time lords.Copy !req
575. They're all gone.
I'm the only survivor.Copy !req
576. I'm left traveling on my own
'cause there's no-one else.Copy !req
577. There's me.Copy !req
578. You've seen
how dangerous it is. Do you wanna go home?Copy !req
579. I don't know.Copy !req
580. I want...Copy !req
581. Oh. Can you smell chips?Copy !req
582. - Yeah! Yeah.
- I want chips.Copy !req
583. Me too!Copy !req
584. All right then, before you can get me
in that box, chips it is and you can pay.Copy !req
585. - No money.
- What sort of date are you?Copy !req
586. Come on then, tightwad.
Chips are on me.Copy !req
587. We've only got
five billion years till the shops close.Copy !req
588. Now, you've seen the future,
so let's have a look at the past.Copy !req
589. 1860. How does 1860 sound?Copy !req
590. - What happened in 1860?
- I don't know! Let's find out.Copy !req
591. I can't believe she's gone.Copy !req
592. Not gone, mr redpath, sir.
Merely sleeping.Copy !req
593. She's up and on her feet
and out there somewhere!Copy !req
594. Mr sneed, for shame,
how many more times? It's ungodly!Copy !req
595. Excuse me, sir.
Mr dickens, this is your call.Copy !req
596. Use the sight.
Find the old lady or you're dismissed.Copy !req
597. What phantasmagoria is this?Copy !req
598. That's more like it!Copy !req