1. Downloaded from RARBGCopy !req
2. - (creaking)
- (Whimpering)Copy !req
3. Run.Copy !req
4. I'm the doctor, by the way.
What's your name?Copy !req
5. - Rose.
- Nice to meet you, Rose. Run for your life!Copy !req
6. It's gonna follow us!Copy !req
7. The assembled hoards of genghis Khan
couldn't get through that door,Copy !req
8. and believe me, they've tried.Copy !req
9. - Are you alien?
- Yes.Copy !req
10. You could come with me.Copy !req
11. - Is it always this dangerous?
- Yeah.Copy !req
12. Right, Rose Tyler,
you tell me, where do you wanna go?Copy !req
13. Backwards or forwards in time?
It's your choice. What's it gonna be?Copy !req
14. Forwards.Copy !req
15. - How far?
- One hundred years.Copy !req
16. There you go! Step outside those
doors, it's the 22nd century.Copy !req
17. - You're kidding.
- That's a bit boring, though.Copy !req
18. Do you wanna go further?Copy !req
19. Fine by me.Copy !req
20. Ten thousand years
in the future.Copy !req
21. Step outside,
it's the year 12005. The new Roman empire.Copy !req
22. You think you're so impressive.Copy !req
23. - I am so impressive.
- You wish!Copy !req
24. Right, then. You asked for it.
I know exactly where to go.Copy !req
25. Hold on!Copy !req
26. Where are we?Copy !req
27. What's out there?Copy !req
28. You lot... you spend all
your time thinking about dying.Copy !req
29. How you're gonna get killed by eggs or beef
or global warming or asteroids.Copy !req
30. But you never take time
to imagine the impossible.Copy !req
31. That maybe you survived.Copy !req
32. This is the year 5.5/apple/26.Copy !req
33. Five billion years
in your future.Copy !req
34. And this is the day...Copy !req
35. Hold on...Copy !req
36. This is the day the sun expands.Copy !req
37. Welcome to the end of the world.Copy !req
38. Automated voice: Shuttles
five and six now docking.Copy !req
39. Guests are reminded
that platform oneCopy !req
40. forbids the use of weapons,
teleportation and religion.Copy !req
41. Earth-death
is scheduled for 15:39,Copy !req
42. followed by drinks
in the Manchester suite.Copy !req
43. So when it says
"guests", does that mean people?Copy !req
44. Depends what you mean by people.Copy !req
45. - I mean people. What do you mean?
- Aliens.Copy !req
46. What are they doing
on board this spaceship? What's it all for?Copy !req
47. It's not really a spaceship,
more like an observation deck.Copy !req
48. The great and the good
are gathering to watch the planet burn.Copy !req
49. - What for?
- Fun!Copy !req
50. Mind you, when I say "the great and the
good", what I mean is the rich.Copy !req
51. But... hold on, they did this
once on newsround extra, the sun expanding,Copy !req
52. - that takes hundreds of years.
- Millions.Copy !req
53. But the planet's now
the property of the national trust.Copy !req
54. They've been
keeping it preserved.Copy !req
55. See down there?
Gravity satellites holding back the sun.Copy !req
56. The planet looks
the same as ever.Copy !req
57. I thought the continent
shifted and things.Copy !req
58. They did, and the trust
shifted 'em back! That's a classic earth.Copy !req
59. But now
the money's run out, nature takes over.Copy !req
60. How long's it got?Copy !req
61. About half an hour.
Then the planet gets roasted.Copy !req
62. Is that why we're here?
I mean, is that what you do?Copy !req
63. Jump in at the last minute
and save the earth?Copy !req
64. I'm not saving it. Time's up.Copy !req
65. - But what about the people?
- It's empty. They've all gone. All left.Copy !req
66. - Just me, then.
- Who the hell are you?Copy !req
67. - Oh, that's nice. Thanks.
- But how did you get in?Copy !req
68. This is a maximum
hospitality zone.Copy !req
69. The guests have disembarked!
They're on their way any second...Copy !req
70. No! That's me. I'm a guest.
Look, I've got an invitation.Copy !req
71. Look, there you see?
It's fine. You see?Copy !req
72. "The doctor, plus one."Copy !req
73. I'm the doctor,
this is Rose Tyler, she's my "plus one".Copy !req
74. Is that all right?Copy !req
75. Well, obviously.Copy !req
76. Apologies, et cetera.Copy !req
77. If you're on board,
we'd better start.Copy !req
78. Enjoy.Copy !req
79. The paper's slightly psychic.
It shows them whatever I want them to see.Copy !req
80. Saves a lot of time.Copy !req
81. - He's blue.
- Yeah.Copy !req
82. Okay.Copy !req
83. We have in attendance,
the doctor and Rose Tyler!Copy !req
84. Thank you.
All staff to their positions.Copy !req
85. Hurry now! Thank you!
Quick as we can, come along, come along!Copy !req
86. And now, might I introduce
the next honoured guestCopy !req
87. representing
the forest of cheem, we have trees.Copy !req
88. Namely jabe, lute and coffa.Copy !req
89. There will be an exchange
of gifts, representing peace.Copy !req
90. If you could keep the room
circulating, thank you.Copy !req
91. Next, from the solicitors jolco and
jolco, we have the moxx of balhoon.Copy !req
92. And next,
from financial family seven,Copy !req
93. we have the adherents
of the repeated meme.Copy !req
94. The inventors of hyposlip travel systems,
the brothers hop pyleen! Thank you.Copy !req
95. Cal "sparkplug"...Copy !req
96. Mr and mrs pakoo.Copy !req
97. The ambassadors from
the city state of binding light...Copy !req
98. The gift of peace. I bring you
a cutting of my grandfather.Copy !req
99. Thank you.
Yes, gifts, um... (Clears throat)Copy !req
100. I give you in return
air from my lungs.Copy !req
101. How intimate.Copy !req
102. There's more
where that came from.Copy !req
103. I bet there is.Copy !req
104. The sponsor
of the main event, please welcome...Copy !req
105. The face of boe.Copy !req
106. The moxx of balhoon.Copy !req
107. My felicitations upon this
historical happenstance.Copy !req
108. I bring you the gift
of bodily salivas.Copy !req
109. Thank you very much.Copy !req
110. Ah! The adherents
of the repeated meme!Copy !req
111. I bring you air from my lungs.Copy !req
112. A gift of peace.
In all good faith.Copy !req
113. And last but not
least, our very special guest.Copy !req
114. Ladies and gentlemen and trees and
multiforms, consider the earth, below.Copy !req
115. In memory of this dying world,
we call forth...Copy !req
116. The last human.Copy !req
117. The lady Cassandra o'brien
dot delta seventeen.Copy !req
118. Oh, now don't stare!
I know, I know. It's shocking, isn't it?Copy !req
119. I've had my chin completely taken
away and look at the difference!Copy !req
120. Look how thin I am.
Thin and dainty!Copy !req
121. I don't look a day over 2,000.Copy !req
122. Moisturise me, moisturise me!Copy !req
123. Truly, I am the last human.Copy !req
124. My father was a texan,
my mother was from the arctic desert.Copy !req
125. They were born on the earthCopy !req
126. and they were the last
to be buried in its soil.Copy !req
127. (Sniffling) I have come
to honour them and say goodbye.Copy !req
128. Oh, no tears, no tears...Copy !req
129. I'm sorry.Copy !req
130. But behold! I bring gifts!Copy !req
131. From earth itself,
the last remaining ostrich egg.Copy !req
132. Legend says, it had
a wingspan of 50 feet!Copy !req
133. And blew fire from its nostrils.Copy !req
134. Or was that my third husband?Copy !req
135. (Laughing) Oh, no, oh, don't
laugh, I'll get laughter-lines.Copy !req
136. No, stop!Copy !req
137. (Clearing throat) Mercy!Copy !req
138. And here! Another rarity.Copy !req
139. According to the archives,
this was called an iPod.Copy !req
140. It stores classical music from
humanity's greatest composers.Copy !req
141. Play on!Copy !req
142. The refreshments
will now be served.Copy !req
143. Earth-death in 30 minutes.Copy !req
144. - Doctor.
- (Device chirps)Copy !req
145. Thank you.Copy !req
146. A gift of peace
in all good faith.Copy !req
147. No, you're very kind,
but I'm just the steward.Copy !req
148. A gift of peace
in all good faith.Copy !req
149. Oh, yes. Thank you. Of course.Copy !req
150. Identify species.Copy !req
151. Please identify species.Copy !req
152. - (Whistling)
- Now stop it!Copy !req
153. Identify his race.
Where's he from?Copy !req
154. It's impossible.Copy !req
155. Sorry, am I allowed
to be in here?Copy !req
156. You have to give us
permission to talk.Copy !req
157. Um...Copy !req
158. - You have permission.
- Thank you.Copy !req
159. And, no, you're not in the way.Copy !req
160. - Guests are allowed anywhere.
- Okay.Copy !req
161. - What's your name?
- Raffalo.Copy !req
162. - Raffalo?
- Yes, miss.Copy !req
163. I won't be long, I've just got
to carry out some maintenance.Copy !req
164. There's a tiny little glitch
in the face of boe's suite.Copy !req
165. There must be something
blocking the system.Copy !req
166. He's not getting any hot water.Copy !req
167. - So, you're a plumber?
- That's right, miss.Copy !req
168. They still have plumbers?Copy !req
169. I hope so,
else I'm out of a job!Copy !req
170. - Where are you from?
- Crespallion.Copy !req
171. That's a planet, is it?Copy !req
172. No, crespallion's part of
the jaggit brocade,Copy !req
173. affiliated to the
Scarlet junction, convex 56.Copy !req
174. And where are you from, miss?
If you don't mind me asking.Copy !req
175. No, not at all. Um...Copy !req
176. I don't know. A long way away.Copy !req
177. I just sort of hitched a lift
with this man...Copy !req
178. I didn't even think about it.
Don't even know who he is.Copy !req
179. He's a complete stranger.Copy !req
180. Anyway,
don't let me keep you. Good luck with it!Copy !req
181. Thank you, miss.
And thank you for the permission.Copy !req
182. Not many people are
that considerate.Copy !req
183. Okay. See you later.Copy !req
184. Now, then.Copy !req
185. Control, I'm at junction 19.
I think the problem's coming from in here.Copy !req
186. I'll go inside and have a look.Copy !req
187. What's that? Something in there?Copy !req
188. Ooh. Who are you, then?Copy !req
189. Hold on!Copy !req
190. If you're an upgrade,
I just need to register you, that's all.Copy !req
191. Oh, come back.Copy !req
192. Ah, there you are.Copy !req
193. Now, I just need
to register your ident.Copy !req
194. Aw, there's two of ya!
Got yourself a little mate?Copy !req
195. I think I'd better
report this to control.Copy !req
196. How many of you are there?Copy !req
197. What are you?Copy !req
198. Oh, no! No! (Screaming)Copy !req
199. - What's that?
- (Bleeps)Copy !req
200. - Well, how should I know?
- (Bleeps)Copy !req
201. (Over pa) Would the owner
of the blue box in private gallery 15Copy !req
202. please report to
the steward's office immediately.Copy !req
203. Guests are reminded
that the use of teleportation devicesCopy !req
204. is strictly prohibited under
peace treaty 5.4/cup/16. Thank you.Copy !req
205. Automated voice:
Earth-death in 25 minutes.Copy !req
206. Earth-death in 25 minutes.Copy !req
207. Oh, thanks.Copy !req
208. Hello!Copy !req
209. My name's Rose.
That's a sort of plant.Copy !req
210. We might be related.Copy !req
211. I'm talking to a twig.Copy !req
212. Oi, now, careful with that,
park it properly. No scratches.Copy !req
213. Rose, are you in there?Copy !req
214. Aye-aye!Copy !req
215. - What do you think, then?
- Great, yeah. Fine.Copy !req
216. Once you get past
the slightly psychic paper.Copy !req
217. They're just so alien!Copy !req
218. The aliens are so alien.Copy !req
219. You look at 'em,
and they're alien.Copy !req
220. Good thing I didn't take you
to the deep south.Copy !req
221. - Where are you from?
- All over the place.Copy !req
222. - They all speak English.
- No, you just hear English.Copy !req
223. It's a gift of the tardis.
It's the telepathic field,Copy !req
224. gets inside your brain,
translates.Copy !req
225. - It's inside my brain?
- Well, in a good way.Copy !req
226. Your machine gets
inside my head?Copy !req
227. It gets inside and it changes my
mind and you didn't even ask.Copy !req
228. I didn't think
about it like that.Copy !req
229. No, you were too busy thinking up cheap
shots about the deep south!Copy !req
230. Who are you then, doctor.Copy !req
231. What're you called?
What sort of alien are you?Copy !req
232. - I'm just a doctor.
- From what planet?Copy !req
233. (Sniggers) Well, it's not
as if you'd know where it is.Copy !req
234. - Where're you from?
- What does it matter?Copy !req
235. - Tell me who you are!
- This is who I am.Copy !req
236. Right here, right now.
All right?Copy !req
237. All that counts
is here and now, and this is me!Copy !req
238. Yeah, and I'm here too 'cause
you brought me here! So just tell me!Copy !req
239. Earth-death in 20 minutes.Copy !req
240. Earth-death in 20 minutes.Copy !req
241. All right.Copy !req
242. As my mate shireen says,Copy !req
243. "don't argue with
the designated driver."Copy !req
244. Can't exactly call for a taxi.Copy !req
245. There's no signal.Copy !req
246. We're out of range. Just a bit.Copy !req
247. Tell you what,
with a little bit of jiggery-pokery...Copy !req
248. Is that a technical term,
"jiggery-pokery"?Copy !req
249. Yeah, I came first
in jiggery-pokery. What about you?Copy !req
250. - No, I failed hullabaloo.
- Aw.Copy !req
251. There you go.Copy !req
252. - Hello?
- Mum?Copy !req
253. Oh, what is it?
What's wrong? What have I done now?Copy !req
254. Ooh, this red top's falling
to bits! You should get your money back.Copy !req
255. Go on, there must be something.Copy !req
256. You never phone
in the middle of the day.Copy !req
257. - (Chuckles)
- What's so funny?Copy !req
258. Nothing. You all right, though?Copy !req
259. Yeah, why wouldn't I be?Copy !req
260. - What day is it?
- Wednesday all day. You got a hangover?Copy !req
261. Oh, I tell you what,
put a quid in that lottery syndicate.Copy !req
262. I'll pay you back later.Copy !req
263. Yeah, um, I was just calling
'cause I might be late home.Copy !req
264. Is there something wrong?Copy !req
265. No, I'm fine. Top of the world!Copy !req
266. If you think that's amazing,
you wanna see the bill.Copy !req
267. That was five billion years ago.Copy !req
268. So...Copy !req
269. She's dead now.Copy !req
270. Five billion years later,
my mum's dead.Copy !req
271. Bundle of laughs, you are.Copy !req
272. That's not supposed to happen.Copy !req
273. Well, what was it?
I'm just getting green lights at this end.Copy !req
274. (Over pa) Honoured guests
may be reassuredCopy !req
275. that gravity pockets
may cause slight turbulence. Thanking you.Copy !req
276. The whole place shook!
I felt it!Copy !req
277. I've hosted all sorts of events on
platforms one, three, six and fifteenCopy !req
278. and I've never felt
the slightest tremor!Copy !req
279. I warn you, if this lot
decide to sue...Copy !req
280. I'm gonna scan
the infrastructure.Copy !req
281. What's that?Copy !req
282. Control, I don't want to worry
you, but I'm picking up readings...Copy !req
283. I have no idea! They're small.
The scan says they're metal...Copy !req
284. - (Bleeps)
- I don't know what they look like!Copy !req
285. Although I imagine they might
look rather like that.Copy !req
286. You're not on the guest list.
How did you get on board?Copy !req
287. - No! No!
- Automated voice: Sunfilter deactivated.Copy !req
288. Sunfilter descending.Copy !req
289. Sunfilter up! No, no, no!Copy !req
290. External temperature
430 degrees.Copy !req
291. - Control! Respond!
- Sunfilter descending.Copy !req
292. - Sunfilter up!
- Sunfilter descending.Copy !req
293. That wasn't a gravity pocket. I know gravity
pockets, and they don't feel like that.Copy !req
294. What do you think, jabe?Copy !req
295. Listen to the engines,
they're pitched up about 30 hertz.Copy !req
296. Is that dodgy or what?Copy !req
297. It's the sound of metal,
that doesn't make any sense to me.Copy !req
298. - Where's the engine room?
- I don't know.Copy !req
299. But the maintenance duct is just behind our
guests' suite, I could show you.Copy !req
300. And your wife.Copy !req
301. Oh, she's not my wife.Copy !req
302. - Partner?
- No.Copy !req
303. - Concubine?
- Nope.Copy !req
304. Prostitute?Copy !req
305. Whatever I am,
it must be invisible! Do you mind?Copy !req
306. Tell you what,
you two go and pollinate.Copy !req
307. I'm gonna catch up
with the family.Copy !req
308. Quick word with Michael Jackson.Copy !req
309. Don't start a fight.Copy !req
310. I'm all yours.Copy !req
311. And I want you home by midnight!Copy !req
312. Automated voice: Earth-death in 15
minutes. Earth-death in 15 minutes.Copy !req
313. Who's in charge of platform
one? Has it got a captain or what?Copy !req
314. There's just the steward
and the staff.Copy !req
315. All the rest is controlled
by the metal mind.Copy !req
316. You mean, the computer?
Well, who controls that?Copy !req
317. The corporation.Copy !req
318. They move platform one
from one artistic event to another.Copy !req
319. Well, there's no one
from the corporation on board.Copy !req
320. They're not needed.
This facility is purely automatic.Copy !req
321. It's the height of
the Alpha class.Copy !req
322. - Nothing can go wrong.
- Unsinkable?Copy !req
323. If you like. The nautical
metaphor is appropriate.Copy !req
324. You're telling me!
I was on board another ship once.Copy !req
325. They said that was unsinkable.Copy !req
326. I ended up clinging to an
iceberg. It wasn't half cold.Copy !req
327. So, what you're saying is, if we get in
trouble, there's no one to help us out?Copy !req
328. - I'm afraid not.
- Fantastic!Copy !req
329. I don't understand.
In what way is that fantastic?Copy !req
330. Soon the sun
will blossom into a red giant,Copy !req
331. and my home will die.Copy !req
332. That's where I used to live,
when I was a little boy. Down there.Copy !req
333. Mummy and daddy had a house built into the
side of the Los Angeles crevasse.Copy !req
334. (Sighs) I'd have such fun.Copy !req
335. What happened to everyone else?Copy !req
336. The human race, where did it go?Copy !req
337. They say mankind has touched
every star in the sky.Copy !req
338. So you're not the last human.Copy !req
339. I am the last pure human.Copy !req
340. The others mingled.Copy !req
341. Oh, they call themselves
new-humans and proto-humansCopy !req
342. and digi-humans, even human-ish!Copy !req
343. But do you know
what I call them?Copy !req
344. Mongrels.Copy !req
345. Right. And you stayed behind.Copy !req
346. - I kept myself pure.
- Hmm.Copy !req
347. How many operations
have you had?Copy !req
348. 708. Next week, it's 709.
I'm having my blood bleached.Copy !req
349. Is that why you wanted a word?Copy !req
350. You could be flatter, Rose.Copy !req
351. You've got a little bit
of a chin poking out.Copy !req
352. - I'd rather die.
- Honestly, it doesn't hurt.Copy !req
353. I mean it. I would rather die.Copy !req
354. It's better to die
than to live like you, a bitchy trampoline.Copy !req
355. Oh, well, what do you know?Copy !req
356. I was born on that planet!Copy !req
357. And so was my mum
and so was my dad.Copy !req
358. And that makes me, officially,
the last human being in this room.Copy !req
359. 'Cause you're not human.Copy !req
360. You've had it all nipped and tucked and
flattened till there's nothing left.Copy !req
361. Anything human
got chucked in the bin!Copy !req
362. You're just skin, Cassandra!
Lipstick and skin.Copy !req
363. Nice talking.Copy !req
364. So, tell me, jabe, what's a tree like
you doing in a place like this?Copy !req
365. - Respect for the earth.
- Come on!Copy !req
366. Everyone on this
platform is worth zillions!Copy !req
367. Well, perhaps it's a case of
having to be seen at the right occasions.Copy !req
368. In case your share prices drop?Copy !req
369. I know you lot. You've got massive forests
everywhere, roots everywhere!Copy !req
370. And there's
always money in land.Copy !req
371. All the same.Copy !req
372. We respect the earth as family.Copy !req
373. So many species evolved from
that planet. Mankind is only one.Copy !req
374. I am another.Copy !req
375. My ancestors were transplanted
from the planet down below.Copy !req
376. And I'm a direct descendant
of the tropical rainforest.Copy !req
377. Excuse me.Copy !req
378. And what about your ancestry,
doctor?Copy !req
379. Perhaps you could tell
a story or two.Copy !req
380. Perhaps a man only enjoys trouble
when there's nothing else left?Copy !req
381. I scanned you earlier.Copy !req
382. The metal machine had trouble
identifying your species.Copy !req
383. It refused to admit
your existence.Copy !req
384. And even when it named you,
I wouldn't believe it.Copy !req
385. But it was right.Copy !req
386. I know where you're from!Copy !req
387. Forgive me for intruding,
but it's remarkable that you even exist!Copy !req
388. I just want to say...Copy !req
389. How sorry I am.Copy !req
390. Is it me, or is it a bit nippy?Copy !req
391. Fair dos, though,
that's a great bit of air-conditioning.Copy !req
392. Sort of nice and old fashioned.Copy !req
393. Bet they call it retro.Copy !req
394. Gotcha!Copy !req
395. - What the hell is that?
- Is it part of the "retro"?Copy !req
396. I don't think so, hold on.Copy !req
397. - Hey, nice Liana!
- Thank you.Copy !req
398. Not supposed to
show them in public.Copy !req
399. Don't worry,
I won't tell anybody.Copy !req
400. Now, then, who's been
bringing their pets on board?Copy !req
401. - What does it do?
- Sabotage...Copy !req
402. Automated voice:
Earth-death in 10 minutes...Copy !req
403. And the temperature's
about to rocket. Come on.Copy !req
404. The planet's end!Copy !req
405. Come gather, come gather!Copy !req
406. Bid farewell to the cradle
of civilisation.Copy !req
407. Let us mourn her
with a traditional ballad.Copy !req
408. All right, hold on, get back!Copy !req
409. Automated voice:
Sunfilter rising. Sunfilter rising.Copy !req
410. - Is the steward in there?
- You can smell him.Copy !req
411. Hold on. There's another
sunfilter programmed to descend.Copy !req
412. Automated voice:
Sunfilter descending. Sunfilter descending.Copy !req
413. Sunfilter descending.Copy !req
414. - Let me out! Let me out!
- Sunfilter descending.Copy !req
415. Let me out!
Let me out! Let me out!Copy !req
416. Sunfilter descending.
Sunfilter descending.Copy !req
417. - (Banging continues)
- Anyone in there?Copy !req
418. - Let me out!
- Oh, well, it would be you.Copy !req
419. - Open the door!
- Hold on, give us two ticks.Copy !req
420. Automated voice:
Sunfilter descending. Sunfilter descending.Copy !req
421. Sunfilter rising.
Sunfilter rising.Copy !req
422. Sunfilter rising.
Sunfilter rising...Copy !req
423. Sunfilter descending.Copy !req
424. It's just what I need.
The computer's getting clever.Copy !req
425. - Stop mucking about!
- I'm not mucking about! It's fighting back.Copy !req
426. - Sunfilter descending.
- Open the door!Copy !req
427. I know!Copy !req
428. - Sunfilter descending.
- Rose: The lock's melted!Copy !req
429. Sunfilter descending.
Sunfilter descending.Copy !req
430. Sunfilter rising.
Sunfilter rising.Copy !req
431. The opening's jammed! I can't
open the door. Stay there, don't move!Copy !req
432. Where am I gonna go? Ipswich?Copy !req
433. Automated voice:
Earth-death in five minutes.Copy !req
434. The metal machine confirms...Copy !req
435. The spider devices
have infiltrated the whole of platform one.Copy !req
436. How's that possible? Our private rooms
are protected by a code-wall.Copy !req
437. Moisturise me, moisturise me.Copy !req
438. Summon the steward!Copy !req
439. I'm afraid the steward is dead.Copy !req
440. Who killed him?Copy !req
441. This whole event was sponsored
by the face of boe! He invited us.Copy !req
442. Talk to the face!
Talk to the face!Copy !req
443. Easy way of finding out.
Someone brought their little pet on board.Copy !req
444. Let's send him back to master.Copy !req
445. The adherents of
the repeated meme! J'accuse!Copy !req
446. That's all very well
and really kinda obvious.Copy !req
447. But if you stop
and think about it...Copy !req
448. A repeated meme is just an idea.Copy !req
449. And that's all they are,
an idea.Copy !req
450. Remote-control droids. Nice little
cover for the real troublemaker.Copy !req
451. Go on, jimbo. Go home.Copy !req
452. I bet you were the school swot
and never got kissed.Copy !req
453. At arms!Copy !req
454. What you gonna do,
moisturise me?Copy !req
455. With acid.Copy !req
456. Oh, you're too late anyway.Copy !req
457. My spiders have control
of the main frame.Copy !req
458. Oh, you all carried them
as gifts, tax-free, past every code-wall.Copy !req
459. I'm not just a pretty face.Copy !req
460. Sabotaging a ship while you're
still inside it, how stupid is that?Copy !req
461. I'd hoped to manufacture
a hostage situation.Copy !req
462. With myself
as one of the victims.Copy !req
463. The compensation
would've been enormous.Copy !req
464. Five billion years,
and it still comes down to money.Copy !req
465. Do you think it's cheap,
looking like this?Copy !req
466. Flatness costs a fortune!Copy !req
467. I am the last human, doctor.Copy !req
468. Me, not that
freaky little kid of yours.Copy !req
469. Arrest her! The infidel!Copy !req
470. Oh, shut it, pixie!
I've still got my final option.Copy !req
471. Automated voice:
Earth-death in three minutes.Copy !req
472. And here it comes.
You're just as useful dead, all of you.Copy !req
473. I have shares in
your rival companies.Copy !req
474. And they'll triple in price
as soon as your dead.Copy !req
475. My spiders are primed
and ready to destroy the safety systems.Copy !req
476. How did that old earth song go?Copy !req
477. "Burn baby, burn."Copy !req
478. Then you'll burn with us!Copy !req
479. Oh, I'm so sorry!Copy !req
480. I know the use of teleportation
is strictly forbidden, but...Copy !req
481. I'm such a naughty thing.Copy !req
482. Spiders, activate!Copy !req
483. Force-fields gone,
with the planet about to explode...Copy !req
484. At least it'll be quick.Copy !req
485. Just like my fifth husband...
(Laughs)Copy !req
486. Oh, shame on me!
Bye-bye, darlings.Copy !req
487. - Automated voice: Safety systems failing.
- Bye-bye, my darlings!Copy !req
488. Heat levels rising.Copy !req
489. - Reset the computer!
- Only the steward would know how.Copy !req
490. No, we can do it by hand.Copy !req
491. There must be
a system restore switch. Jabe, come on!Copy !req
492. You lot, just chill.Copy !req
493. Heat levels rising.Copy !req
494. Earth-death in two minutes.
Earth-death in two minutes.Copy !req
495. Heat levels critical.
Heat levels critical.Copy !req
496. Oh, and guess
where the switch is.Copy !req
497. Heat levels rising.
Heat levels rising.Copy !req
498. External temperature
5,000 degrees.Copy !req
499. You can't, the heat's gonna
vent through this place.Copy !req
500. - I know.
- Jabe, you're made of wood.Copy !req
501. Then stop wasting time,
time lord.Copy !req
502. Heat levels rising.
Heat levels rising.Copy !req
503. - (Panicked gasps)
- (Window cracking)Copy !req
504. Heat levels hazardous.Copy !req
505. - We're going to die!
- Heat levels hazardous.Copy !req
506. Shields malfunction.Copy !req
507. Shields malfunction.Copy !req
508. Shields malfunction.Copy !req
509. - (Gasps)
- Shields malfunction.Copy !req
510. Heat levels critical.
Heat levels critical.Copy !req
511. Heat levels rising.
Heat levels rising.Copy !req
512. Planet explodes in...Copy !req
513. Ten,Copy !req
514. nine,Copy !req
515. eight,Copy !req
516. seven,Copy !req
517. six,Copy !req
518. five,Copy !req
519. four...Copy !req
520. Raise shields!Copy !req
521. One.Copy !req
522. Exoglass repair.
Exoglass repair.Copy !req
523. Exoglass repair.
Exoglass repair.Copy !req
524. - Rose: You all right?
- Yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
525. I'm full of ideas.
I'm bristling with 'em!Copy !req
526. Idea number one,
teleportation through 5,000 degreesCopy !req
527. needs some kind of feed.Copy !req
528. Idea number two.
This feed must be hidden nearby.Copy !req
529. Idea number three.Copy !req
530. If you're as clever as me,
then a teleportation-feed can be reversed.Copy !req
531. Oh, you should've seen
their little alien faces...Copy !req
532. - Oh.
- The last human.Copy !req
533. So, you passed
my little test. Bravo!Copy !req
534. This makes you eligible
to join the... the human club.Copy !req
535. People have died Cassandra,
you murdered them.Copy !req
536. It depends on your definition
of people!Copy !req
537. And that's enough of a technicality to keep
your lawyers dizzy for centuries!Copy !req
538. Take me to court then, doctor,
and watch me smile and cry...Copy !req
539. - And flutter.
- And creak?Copy !req
540. - And what?
- Creak! You're creaking.Copy !req
541. What?Copy !req
542. (Grunting) I'm drying out!Copy !req
543. Oh, sweet heavens!
Moisturise me, moisturise me!Copy !req
544. Where are my surgeons?
My lovely boys!Copy !req
545. - It's too hot! (Groaning)
- You raised the temperature.Copy !req
546. Have pity!Copy !req
547. Moisturise me!Copy !req
548. (Groaning) Oh, doctor!Copy !req
549. Help her.Copy !req
550. Everything has its time
and everything dies.Copy !req
551. (Screaming) I'm too young!Copy !req
552. Automated voice:
Shuttles four and six departing.Copy !req
553. This unit now closing
down for maintenance.Copy !req
554. The end of the earth.Copy !req
555. It's gone.Copy !req
556. We were too busy
saving ourselves. No one saw it go.Copy !req
557. All those years, all that history,
and no one was even looking!Copy !req
558. It's just...Copy !req
559. Come with me.Copy !req
560. Big issue!Copy !req
561. Big issue!Copy !req
562. You think it'll last forever,
people and cars and concrete.Copy !req
563. But it won't.Copy !req
564. One day, it's all gone.Copy !req
565. Even the sky.Copy !req
566. My planet's gone.Copy !req
567. It's dead.Copy !req
568. It burned, like the earth.Copy !req
569. It's just rocks and dust.Copy !req
570. Before its time.Copy !req
571. What happened?Copy !req
572. There was a war, and we lost.Copy !req
573. A war with who?Copy !req
574. (Clears throat)
What about your people?Copy !req
575. I'm a time lord.Copy !req
576. I'm the last of the time lords.Copy !req
577. They're all gone.
I'm the only survivor.Copy !req
578. I'm left traveling on my own
'cause there's no-one else.Copy !req
579. There's me.Copy !req
580. You've seen
how dangerous it is. Do you wanna go home?Copy !req
581. I don't know.Copy !req
582. I want...Copy !req
583. Oh. Can you smell chips?Copy !req
584. - (Laughing) Yeah! Yeah.
- I want chips.Copy !req
585. Me too!Copy !req
586. All right then, before you can get me
in that box, chips it is and you can pay.Copy !req
587. - No money.
- What sort of date are you?Copy !req
588. Come on then, tightwad.
Chips are on me.Copy !req
589. We've only got
five billion years till the shops close.Copy !req
590. Now, you've seen the future,
so let's have a look at the past.Copy !req
591. 1860. How does 1860 sound?Copy !req
592. - What happened in 1860?
- I don't know! Let's find out.Copy !req
593. I can't believe she's gone.Copy !req
594. Not gone, mr redpath, sir.
Merely sleeping.Copy !req
595. She's up and on her feet
and out there somewhere!Copy !req
596. Mr sneed, for shame,
how many more times? It's ungodly!Copy !req
597. Excuse me, sir.
Mr dickens, this is your call.Copy !req
598. Use the sight.
Find the old lady or you're dismissed.Copy !req
599. What phantasmagoria is this?Copy !req
600. That's more like it!Copy !req