1. The Fourth Great
and Bountiful Human Empire.Copy !req
2. Every single fact in the Empire
beams out of this place.Copy !req
3. Now, that's what I call power.Copy !req
4. Six hundred channels, all coming out of
Satellite Five, broadcasting everywhere.Copy !req
5. This technology's wrong.Copy !req
6. - Trouble?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
7. This is not the Fourth Great
and Bountiful Human Empire.Copy !req
8. It's a place where humans are allowed to
live by kind permission of my client.Copy !req
9. Who controls Satellite Five?Copy !req
10. The Mighty Jagrafess
of the Holy Hadrojassic Maxarodenfoe.Copy !req
11. You mean that thing's
in charge of Satellite Five?Copy !req
12. Once you go to Floor 500,
you never come back.Copy !req
13. You'll have to stay and explain it,
no one's going to believe me.Copy !req
14. They might start believing
a lot of things now.Copy !req
15. The human race should accelerate,
all back to normal.Copy !req
16. What's happening?Copy !req
17. Oh, my God!Copy !req
18. I don't believe it!
Why did they put you in there?Copy !req
19. They never said you were coming.Copy !req
20. What happened? I was...Copy !req
21. Careful now.
Ooh, mind yourself.Copy !req
22. That's the transmat,
it scrambles your head.Copy !req
23. I was sick for days.
All right?Copy !req
24. So, what's your name,
then, sweetheart?Copy !req
25. The Doctor, I think. I was...
I don't know. What happened?Copy !req
26. You got chosen.Copy !req
27. Chosen for what?Copy !req
28. You're a housemate!
You're in the house. Isn't that brilliant?Copy !req
29. That's not fair,
we've got eviction in five minutes!Copy !req
30. I've been here for all nine weeks,
I've followed the rules,Copy !req
31. I haven't had a single warning,
then he comes swanning in.Copy !req
32. If they keep changing the rules,
I'm gonna protest, I am. You watch me.Copy !req
33. I'm gonna paint the walls.Copy !req
34. Would the Doctor
please come to the Diary Room?Copy !req
35. You are live on Channel 44, 00¢.
Please do not swear.Copy !req
36. You have got to be kidding.Copy !req
37. What happened?Copy !req
38. It's all right, it's the transmat.
It does your head in.Copy !req
39. You get a bit of amnesia.
What's your name?Copy !req
40. Rose. But where's the Doctor?Copy !req
41. Just remember, do what the android says.
Don't provoke it.Copy !req
42. The android's word is law.Copy !req
43. What do you mean, android?
Like a robot?Copy !req
44. Positions, everyone.
Thank you!Copy !req
45. Come on, hurry up.Copy !req
46. Steady.Copy !req
47. I was travelling... with the Doctor
and a man called Captain jack.Copy !req
48. The Doctor wouldn't just leave me...Copy !req
49. That's enough chat.
Positions, final call. Good luck.Copy !req
50. But I'm not supposed to be here.Copy !req
51. It says Rose on the podium.
Come on.Copy !req
52. Hold on, I must be going mad.Copy !req
53. It can't be.
This looks like...Copy !req
54. Android activated!Copy !req
55. Oh, my God, the android.Copy !req
56. The Anne... droid.Copy !req
57. Welcome to The Weakest Link.Copy !req
58. Here we go again.
We've got our work cut out for us.Copy !req
59. I don 'f know, he's sort
of handsome. Has a good lantern jamCopy !req
60. Lantern jaws are so last year.Copy !req
61. Sorry, but, nice to meet you, ladies,
but where exactly am I?Copy !req
62. We're giving you
a brand-new image.Copy !req
63. Hold on, I was with the Doctor.Copy !req
64. Why, is there something wrong
with what I'm wearing?Copy !req
65. It's all very 20th century.
Where did you get that denim?Copy !req
66. A little place in Cardiff.
It was called The Top Shop.Copy !req
67. Design classic!Copy !req
68. But we're going to have to find you
some new colour;Copy !req
69. maybe get rid of that "Oklahoma farm boy"
thing you've got going on.Copy !req
70. Just stand still and let the defabricator
work its magic.Copy !req
71. What's the defabricator?Copy !req
72. Okay. Defabricator.
Does exactly what it says on the tin.Copy !req
73. Am I naked in front
of millions of viewers?Copy !req
74. Absolutely!Copy !req
75. Ladies... your viewing
figures just went up.Copy !req
76. Can't open it.Copy !req
77. It's got a deadlock seal.
Ever since Big Brother 504Copy !req
78. when they all walked out,
you must remember that?Copy !req
79. What about this?Copy !req
80. That's Exoglass.
You need a nuclear bomb to get through.Copy !req
81. Don't tempt me.Copy !req
82. I know you're not supposed to talk about
the outside world,Copy !req
83. but you must've been watching.
Do people like me?Copy !req
84. Lynda, Lynda with a "Y"
not Linda with anCopy !req
85. She got forcibly evicted
'cause she damaged a camera. Am I popular?Copy !req
86. - I don't remember.
- Does that mean I'm nothing?Copy !req
87. Some people get this far 'cause they're
insignificant. Doesn't anybody notice me?Copy !req
88. No, you're... nice, you're sweet.
Everybody thinks you're sweet.Copy !req
89. Oh? Is that right? Is that what I am?
No one's ever told me that before.Copy !req
90. Am I sweet? Really?Copy !req
91. Yeah. Dead sweet.Copy !req
92. Thank you.Copy !req
93. It's a wall. Isn't there supposed to be
a garden out there?Copy !req
94. Don't be daft,
no one's got a garden anymore.Copy !req
95. Who's got a garden?
Don't tell me you've got a garden!Copy !req
96. No, I've just got the Tardis.Copy !req
97. I remember.Copy !req
98. That's the amnesia! So, what happened?
Where did they get you?Copy !req
99. We'd just left
Rexicoricophalvitorius.Copy !req
100. Then we went to Kyoto.
That's right, Japan, in 1336Copy !req
101. and we only just escaped.Copy !req
102. We were together,
we were laughing and then...Copy !req
103. there was this light, this white light
coming through the wallsCopy !req
104. and then...Copy !req
105. I woke up here.Copy !req
106. Yeah, that's the transmat beam.
That's how they pick the housemates.Copy !req
107. Oh, Lynda with a
Sweet, little Lynda.Copy !req
108. It's worse than that.Copy !req
109. I'm not just some passing traveller.Copy !req
110. No stupid little transmat
gets inside my ship.Copy !req
111. That beam was 15 million
times more powerful.Copy !req
112. Which means... this isn't just a game.Copy !req
113. There's something else going on.Copy !req
114. Well, here's the latest update
from the Big Brother house.Copy !req
115. I'm getting out.
I'm gonna find my friends.Copy !req
116. And then I'm gonna find you.Copy !req
117. - Need a word.
- Hold on, let me finish this.Copy !req
118. 19, 18...Copy !req
119. 17,16,15...Copy !req
120. Thank you, people, transmitting in...Copy !req
121. 1111,10...Copy !req
122. I need to find the Doctor...Copy !req
123. just shut up and play the game.Copy !req
124. All right, then.
What the hell, I'm gonna play to win.Copy !req
125. And cue!Copy !req
126. Let's play The Weakest Link.
Start the clock.Copy !req
127. Agorax, the name of
which basic foodstuffCopy !req
128. is an anagram of
the word "beard"?Copy !req
129. - Bread.
- Correct.Copy !req
130. Fitch, in the Pan Traffic Calendar,
which month comes after Hoob?Copy !req
131. - Is it Clavadoe?
- No, PandoffiCopy !req
132. Rose, in maths,
what is 258 minus 758?Copy !req
133. - 100!
- Correct.Copy !req
134. - Rodrick.
- Bank.Copy !req
135. Which letter of the alphabetCopy !req
136. appears in the word dangle
but not in the word gland?Copy !req
137. - E.
- Correct.Copy !req
138. Colleen, in social security,
what D is the name of the paymentCopy !req
139. given to Martian Drones?Copy !req
140. - Default.
- Correct.Copy !req
141. Broff, the Great Cobalt PyramidCopy !req
142. is built on the remains
of which famous Old Earth institute?Copy !req
143. - Touchdown.
- No, Torchwood.Copy !req
144. Agorax, in language,
all five examples of which type of letterCopy !req
145. appear in the word facetious?Copy !req
146. - Vowels.
- Correct.Copy !req
147. Fitch, in biology, which blood
cells contain iron, red or white?Copy !req
148. - White.
- No, red.Copy !req
149. Rose, in the holovid series,
Jupiter Rising,Copy !req
150. the Grexnik is married to whom?Copy !req
151. How should I know?Copy !req
152. Why is she laughing?Copy !req
153. Oh, my God, I think she knows.Copy !req
154. And I've got a housemate who appeared
out of nowhere. I told you.Copy !req
155. It's like the game's running itself.Copy !req
156. It's the Buccaneer look.Copy !req
157. Little dash of pirate and just a tweak of
President Schwarzenegger.Copy !req
158. Not sure about the vest. What about
a little bit of colour to lift it?Copy !req
159. Absolutely not
never wear black with colour.Copy !req
160. It makes the colour look cheap
and the black look boring.Copy !req
161. Now, let's talk jackets.Copy !req
162. - I kind of like the first one.
- No, that's a bit too much Hell's Angel.Copy !req
163. I think I like
the shorter one. Look!Copy !req
164. Waist-length, nice and slimming,
shows off the bum.Copy !req
165. Works for me.Copy !req
166. Once we've got an outfit
we can look at the face.Copy !req
167. Ever thought about
cosmetic surgery?Copy !req
168. I've considered it, yeah.
A little lift around the eyes,Copy !req
169. tighten up the jaw line,
what do you think?Copy !req
170. Let's have a biz' more ambit/on.Copy !req
171. Let? do something cutting edge.Copy !req
172. So, Rose,
what do you actually do?Copy !req
173. I just travel about a bit.
Bit of a tourist, I suppose.Copy !req
174. Another way of saying unemployed?Copy !req
175. - No!
- Have You got a job?Copy !req
176. Well, not really, no...Copy !req
177. Then you are unemployed.Copy !req
178. Yet you've still got enough money
to buy peroxide. Why Fitch?Copy !req
179. Er... I think she got
a few of the questions wrong, that's all.Copy !req
180. And you '0' know all about that.Copy !req
181. Well, yeah, but I can't vote for myself,
so it had to be Fitch.Copy !req
182. Sorry, that's the game, that's how it works.
I had to vote for someone.Copy !req
183. Let me try again. It was the lights
and everything, I couldn't think...Copy !req
184. In fact, with three answers wrong,
Broff was the Weakest Link in that round.Copy !req
185. But it's votes that count!Copy !req
186. I'm sorry, please.
Oh, God, help me.Copy !req
187. Fitch, you are
the Weakest Link. Goodbye.Copy !req
188. And we've gone to the adverts.
Back in three minutes.Copy !req
189. What's that?
What just happened?Copy !req
190. She was the Weakest Link,
she gets disintegrated.Copy !req
191. Blasted into atoms.Copy !req
192. But I voted for her.Copy !req
193. Oh, my God, this is sick.Copy !req
194. All of you, you're just sick.
I'm not playing...Copy !req
195. I'm not playing!
I can't do it.Copy !req
196. Please,
somebody let me out of here.Copy !req
197. You are the Weakest Link.Copy !req
198. Goodbye.Copy !req
199. Don't try to escape.Copy !req
200. It's play or die.Copy !req
201. Doctor, they said all housemates
must gather on the sofa, you've got to.Copy !req
202. I'm busy getting out, thanks.Copy !req
203. But if you don't obey,
then all the housemates get punished.Copy !req
204. Well, maybe I'll be voted out, then.Copy !req
205. How stupid are you? You've only
just joined, you're not eligible.Copy !req
206. And don't try anything clever
or we all get it in the neck.Copy !req
207. Big Brother house,
this is Davinadroid.Copy !req
208. Crosbie, Lynda and StroodCopy !req
209. you have all been nominated for eviction.
And the eighth person to he evictedCopy !req
210. from the Big Brother house is...Copy !req
211. - Crosbie!
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.Copy !req
212. It should've been me,
that's not fair, Crosbie.Copy !req
213. Crosbie, you have 70 seconds
to make your farewellsCopy !req
214. and then We're going to get you!Copy !req
215. I won't forget you.Copy !req
216. - I'm sorry I stole your soap.
- I don't mind, honestly.Copy !req
217. And thanks for the food,
you're a smashing cook. Bless you.Copy !req
218. Crosbie, please leave
the Big Brother house.Copy !req
219. Bye, then. Bye, Lynda.Copy !req
220. Bye.Copy !req
221. I don't believe it. Crosbie.Copy !req
222. It's only a game show.
She'll make a fortune on the outside.Copy !req
223. Sell her story, release a record, fitness
video, all of that. She'll be laughing.Copy !req
224. - What do you mean, on the outside?
- Here we go.Copy !req
225. What are they waiting for?
Why don't they just let her go?Copy !req
226. Stop it, it's not funny.Copy !req
227. Eviction in 5, 4...Copy !req
228. 3,2, 7.Copy !req
229. What was that?Copy !req
230. Disintegrator beam.Copy !req
231. She's been evicted.Copy !req
232. From life.Copy !req
233. No one programmed the transmat,
no one selected new contestants.Copy !req
234. It is exactly like those stories.Copy !req
235. Don't start that again.
I think you need to take a session off.Copy !req
236. I would,
if you'd take it with me.Copy !req
237. And don't start that again either.Copy !req
238. But the rumours go back decades.Copy !req
239. Saying that something's been
hidden up here.Copy !req
240. Underneath the transmissions.Copy !req
241. But the Controller would know.
She watches everything.Copy !req
242. Maybe she just can't see it.
You've got to allow for human error.Copy !req
243. Well, that's your problem, then.Copy !req
244. I don't think she's been human for years.Copy !req
245. 18,19, 20.Copy !req
246. Transmit.Copy !req
247. Are you insane?
You just step right into the disintegrator?Copy !req
248. Is it that important getting your face
on the telly? Is it worth dying for?Copy !req
249. - You're talking like we've got a choice!
- I thought you had to apply.Copy !req
250. Don't be so stupid.
That's how they played it centuries back.Copy !req
251. You get chosen
whether you like it or not.Copy !req
252. Everyone on Earth
is a potential contestant,Copy !req
253. the transmat beam picks you
out at random.Copy !req
254. And it's nonstop. There are
60 Big Brother houses all running at once.Copy !req
255. - How many? 60?
- They've had to cut back, it's not what it was.Copy !req
256. It's a charnel house.
What about the winners? What do they get?Copy !req
257. - They get to live.
- Is that it?Copy !req
258. Well, isn't that enough?Copy !req
259. Rose is out there. She got
caught in the transmat, she's a contestant.Copy !req
260. Time I got out.Copy !req
261. That other contestant, Linda with an
she was forcibly evicted for what?Copy !req
262. - Damage to property.
- What, like this?Copy !req
263. No, I'm just not getting this.Copy !req
264. It's just too safe. Too decent.
And you'd never keep it clean.Copy !req
265. Stage two ready and waiting.Copy !req
266. Bring it on, girls.Copy !req
267. And now it's time
for the face-off!Copy !req
268. What does that mean?
Do I get to compete with someone else?Copy !req
269. No, like I said, face... off.Copy !req
270. I think you 'd look
good with a dog's head!Copy !req
271. Or maybe no head at all,
that would be so outrageous.Copy !req
272. And we could stitch your legs
to the middle of your chest.Copy !req
273. Nothing is too extreme.
It's to die for.Copy !req
274. Hold on, ladies, I don't want to have
to shoot either one of you.Copy !req
275. - But you're unarmed.
- You're naked!Copy !req
276. - But that's a Compact Laser Deluxe.
- Where were you hiding that?Copy !req
277. You really don't want to know.Copy !req
278. Give me that accessory!Copy !req
279. You are the Weakest Link.
Goodbye.Copy !req
280. Going to the break,
two minutes on the clock.Copy !req
281. Just a reminder, we've got solar
flare activity coming up in 10.Copy !req
282. Thanks, everyone.Copy !req
283. Colleen was clever, she banked all
our money, why'd you vote for her?Copy !req
284. 'Cause I want to keep you in.
You're stupid.Copy !req
285. You don't even know
the Princess Vossaheen's surname.Copy !req
286. When it comes to the final,
I want to be up against you.Copy !req
287. So that you get disintegrated
and I get a stackload of credits.Copy !req
288. Courtesy of the Bad Wolf Corporation.Copy !req
289. What do you mean?
Who's Bad Wolf?Copy !req
290. They're in charge,
they run the Game Station.Copy !req
291. Why are they called Bad Wolf?Copy !req
292. I don't know, it's just a name.Copy !req
293. It's like an Old Earth
nursery rhyme sort of thing.Copy !req
294. What does it matter?Copy !req
295. I keep hearing those words
everywhere we go. Bad Wolf.Copy !req
296. The things you see...Copy !req
297. the darkness.Copy !req
298. The big, bad wolf.Copy !req
299. Attention all personnel,
Bad Wolf 1 descending.Copy !req
300. "Blaidd Drwg."Copy !req
301. - What's it mean?
- Bad Wolf.Copy !req
302. Different times, different places.
Like it's written all over the universe.Copy !req
303. What are you going on about?Copy !req
304. If the Bad Wolf is in charge of the quiz
then maybe I'm not here by mistake.Copy !req
305. Someone's been planning this.Copy !req
306. The Doctor, you've
broken the house rules.Copy !req
307. Brother has no
choice but to evict you.Copy !req
308. You have 70 seconds to make your farewells
and then we're gonna get you!Copy !req
309. That's more like it!
Come on, then, open up!Copy !req
310. You're mad,
it's like you want to die.Copy !req
311. I reckon he's a plant,
he was only brought in to stir things up.Copy !req
312. The Doctor,
please leave the Big Brother house.Copy !req
313. Come on, then, disintegrate me!
Come on, what are you waiting for?Copy !req
314. He is, he's mad. He's bonkers!Copy !req
315. I told you to keep
an eye on him, not kill him.Copy !req
316. He damaged the property,
it's an automatic process.Copy !req
317. Eviction in.54, 3, 2, 7-Copy !req
318. Ha-ha! I knew it! You see,
someone brought me into this game.Copy !req
319. If they wanted me dead they could've
transmatted me into a volcano.Copy !req
320. - What did you do?
- Nothing.Copy !req
321. It's like some sort of override.Copy !req
322. Maybe the security
isn't as tight this end.Copy !req
323. You following this?
I'm getting out!Copy !req
324. - Come with me.
- We're not allowed.Copy !req
325. Stay in there,
you got a 50-50 chance of disintegration.Copy !req
326. Stay with me, I promise I'll
get you out alive. Come on!Copy !req
327. No, I can't.Copy !req
328. Lynda, you're sweet.
From what I've seen of your world,Copy !req
329. do you think
anybody votes for sweet?Copy !req
330. Hold on.
I've been here before.Copy !req
331. This is Satellite Five.Copy !req
332. No guards, makes a change.Copy !req
333. You'd think a big business like Satellite
Five would be armed to the teeth.Copy !req
334. No one's called it
Satellite Five in ages.Copy !req
335. It's the Game Station now. Hasn't been
Satellite Five in about 100 years.Copy !req
336. 100 years exactly.
It's the year 200100.Copy !req
337. I was here before, Floor 139.Copy !req
338. The Satellite was broadcasting
news channels back then.Copy !req
339. Had a bit of trouble upstairs.
Nothing too serious.Copy !req
340. Easy, gave them a hand,
home in time for tea.Copy !req
341. Hundred years ago? What?
You were here 100 years ago?Copy !req
342. Yes.Copy !req
343. Well, you're looking good on it.Copy !req
344. I moisturise.Copy !req
345. Funny sorts of readings.
All kinds of energy. Place is humming.Copy !req
346. It's weird, this goes way beyond
normal transmissions.Copy !req
347. What would they need
all that power for?Copy !req
348. I don't know. I think we're
the first ever contestants to get outside.Copy !req
349. I had two friends with me,Copy !req
350. they must have got caught in the transmat.
Where would they be?Copy !req
351. I don't know,
they could have been allocated anywhere.Copy !req
352. There's 100 different games.Copy !req
353. Like what?Copy !req
354. There's 10 floors of Big Brother,
there's a different houseCopy !req
355. behind each of these doors, and then
beyond that there's all sorts of shows.Copy !req
356. It's nonstop.
There's Call My Bluff, with real guns.Copy !req
357. Countdown, where you got 30 seconds
to stop the bomb going off.Copy !req
358. Ground Force, which is a nasty one.
You get turned into compost.Copy !req
359. Wipeout, speaks for itself.Copy !req
360. Oh, and Stars In Their Eyes, literally,
stars in their eyes.Copy !req
361. If you don't sing,
you get blinded.Copy !req
362. And you watch this stuff?Copy !req
363. Everyone does.
How come you don't?Copy !req
364. Never paid for my license.Copy !req
365. Oh, my God,
you get executed for that.Copy !req
366. Let them try.Copy !req
367. You keep saying things
that don't make sense.Copy !req
368. Who are you,
though, Doctor, really?Copy !req
369. It doesn't matter.Copy !req
370. Well, it does to me.
I've just put my life in your hands.Copy !req
371. I'm just a traveller wandering past. Believe
it or not, all I'm after is a quiet life.Copy !req
372. So, if we get out of here, what are you
going to do? just wander off again?Copy !req
373. As fast as I can.Copy !req
374. 'Cause, erm... I could come with you.Copy !req
375. - Maybe you could.
- I wouldn't get in the way.Copy !req
376. I wouldn't mind if you did.
Not a bad idea, Lynda with aCopy !req
377. But first of all, we've got to concentrate
on the getting out.Copy !req
378. To do that, you've got to know your enemy.
Who's controlling it?Copy !req
379. Who's in charge of
the Satellite now?Copy !req
380. Hold on.Copy !req
381. Your lords and masters.Copy !req
382. Okay, you win,
the Controller's got to handle this.Copy !req
383. Archive makes a record
of all transmat activities.Copy !req
384. Find out how he got on board.Copy !req
385. Archive 6.Copy !req
386. Controller, we have a problem.Copy !req
387. Continue working.Copy !req
388. We have a security problem.Copy !req
389. Continue working.Copy !req
390. I'm sorry, but I can't.
We have contestants outside of the games.Copy !req
391. But the alarms haven't gone off.Copy !req
392. No security,
the games continue.Copy !req
393. But we can't just let them wander.Copy !req
394. They are no one.Copy !req
395. They are no one.Copy !req
396. I'm sorry, I was just...Copy !req
397. Archive 6 is out of bounds.Copy !req
398. I need to check the transmat log.Copy !req
399. Archive 6 is out of bounds.
No one may enter Archive 6. Return to work.Copy !req
400. Return to work.Copy !req
401. Inform all staff,
solar flares in Delta.7.Copy !req
402. Compatible systems,
just align the wave signature.Copy !req
403. Attaboy!Copy !req
404. Got myself a gun.
Well, ladies, the pleasure was all mine,Copy !req
405. which is the only thing
that matters in the end.Copy !req
406. Two hearts, that's him.
Which floor?Copy !req
407. Blimey! I've never seen it for real before,
not from orbit.Copy !req
408. Planet Earth!Copy !req
409. What's happened to it?Copy !req
410. It's always been like that,
ever since I was born. See that there?Copy !req
411. That's the Great Atlantic Smog Storm,
it's been going 20 years.Copy !req
412. We get newsflashes telling us when
it's safe to breathe outside.Copy !req
413. So the population just sits there?
Half the world's too fatCopy !req
414. and half the world's too thin
and you lot just watch telly?Copy !req
415. 10,000 channels.
All beaming down from here.Copy !req
416. The human race.
Brainless sheep, being fed on a diet of...Copy !req
417. Have they still got that program where
three people have to live with a bear?Copy !req
418. Bear With Me! I love that!Copy !req
419. The celebrity edition
where the bear got in the bath.Copy !req
420. But it's all gone wrong.
I mean, history's gone wrong. Again!Copy !req
421. This should be the Fourth Great
and Bountiful Human Empire.Copy !req
422. I don't understand.
Last time I was here I put it right.Copy !req
423. No, but that's when it first went wrong.
100 years ago.Copy !req
424. Like you said, all the news channels,
they just shut down overnight.Copy !req
425. But that was me. I did that.Copy !req
426. There was nothing left in their place.
No information.Copy !req
427. The whole planet just froze. The
government, the economy, they collapsed.Copy !req
428. That was the start of it.
100 years of hell.Copy !req
429. Oh, my...Copy !req
430. I made this world.Copy !req
431. That leaves Rose and Rodrick.
You're going head-to-head.Copy !req
432. Left play The Weakest Link!Copy !req
433. Right, that's the end of tactical voting.
You're on your own now.Copy !req
434. Hey, handsome, good to see you.
Any sign of Rose?Copy !req
435. Can't you track her down?Copy !req
436. She must still be inside the games.
All the rooms are shielded.Copy !req
437. If I can just get inside this computer.
She's got to be here somewhere.Copy !req
438. You'd better hurry up,
these games don't have a happy ending.Copy !req
439. You think I don't know that?Copy !req
440. There you go, patch that in.
It's programmed to find her.Copy !req
441. - Thanks.
- Hey, there.Copy !req
442. - Hello.
- Captain Jack Harkness.Copy !req
443. - Lynda Moss.
- Nice to meet you, Lynda Moss.Copy !req
444. - Do you mind flirting outside?
- I was just saying hello.Copy !req
445. For you, that's flirting.Copy !req
446. - I'm not complaining.
- Muchas gracias.Copy !req
447. It's not compatible.
This stupid system doesn't make sense.Copy !req
448. This place should be a basic broadcaster.
But the systems are twice as complicated.Copy !req
449. It's more than just television.
This station's transmitting something else.Copy !req
450. - Like what?
- I don't know.Copy !req
451. This whole Bad Wolf
thing's tied up with me.Copy !req
452. Someone's manipulated my entire life.Copy !req
453. It's some sort of trap
and Rose is stuck inside it.Copy !req
454. Rose, in geography,Copy !req
455. the Grand Central Ra vine
is named after which ancient British city?Copy !req
456. Is it York?Copy !req
457. No, the correct answer is Sheffield.Copy !req
458. Found her. Floor 407.Copy !req
459. Oh, my God, she's with the Anne Droid!
You've got to get her out of there!Copy !req
460. Rodrick, in literature,
the author of Lucky was Jackie who?Copy !req
461. Stewart.Copy !req
462. No, the correct answer is Collins.Copy !req
463. Rose, the oldest inhabitant
of the [sop Galaxy is the Face of what?Copy !req
464. Boe! The Face of Boe!Copy !req
465. That is the correct answer.Copy !req
466. Come on.Copy !req
467. Rodrick, in history who was
the President of the Red Velvets?Copy !req
468. Hoshbin Frane.Copy !req
469. That is the correct answer.Copy !req
470. Rose, in food the dish Gaffabeque
originated on which plane t?Copy !req
471. Erm... is it...Copy !req
472. - Mars?
- No, the correct answer is Lucifer.Copy !req
473. Rodrick, which measurement of length
is said to have been definedCopy !req
474. by the Emperor Jate as the distance
from his nose to his fingertip?Copy !req
475. Would that be a goffle?Copy !req
476. No, the correct answer is a paab.Copy !req
477. Rose, in fashion,
Stella Pok Baint is famous for what?Copy !req
478. Shoes.Copy !req
479. No, the correct answer is hats.Copy !req
480. Game Room 6, which one is it?Copy !req
481. Over here!Copy !req
482. San... Hazeldine?Copy !req
483. Na, the correct
answer is San Chen.Copy !req
484. Stand back,
let me blast it open.Copy !req
485. You can't,
it's a vital combination.Copy !req
486. Rose, in history, which Icelandic city
hosted Murder Spree 20?Copy !req
487. Reykjavik?Copy !req
488. No, the correct answer is Pola Ventura.Copy !req
489. Oh, my God!
I've done it! You've lost!Copy !req
490. Come on, come on!Copy !req
491. - Rodrick, you are the Strongest Link.
- I'm not meant to be here.Copy !req
492. You will be transported home
with 7, 609 credits.Copy !req
493. I need to find the Doctor!Copy !req
494. - He wouldn't just leave me!
- Thank you so much.Copy !req
495. This game is illegal,
I'm telling you to stop!Copy !req
496. Rose! Stop this game.
I order you to stop this game!Copy !req
497. - You are the Weakest link.
- Look out for the Anne Droid, it's armed!Copy !req
498. Back off!Copy !req
499. I need security and I
need it here right now!Copy !req
500. - It's this lot.
- Don't you touch him! Leave him alone!Copy !req
501. Sir, put down the gun
or I'll have to shoot.Copy !req
502. You killed her!Copy !req
503. Your stupid freaking
game show killed her!Copy !req
504. Sir, I'm arresting you under Private
Legislation 16 of the Game Station...Copy !req
505. Can you tell us the purpose of
this device, sir?Copy !req
506. Can you tell us
how you got on board?Copy !req
507. Just leave him alone.Copy !req
508. I'm asking him.Copy !req
509. Sir?
Can you tell us who you are?Copy !req
510. You will be taken from this place
to the Lunar Penal Colony,Copy !req
511. there to be held without trial.
You may not appeal against this sentence.Copy !req
512. Is that understood?Copy !req
513. Let's do it.Copy !req
514. Oh, my God, now we're in trouble.Copy !req
515. Floor 500.Copy !req
516. Clear the floor! He's on his way up here.
With a gun!Copy !req
517. This is an emergency,
you've got to close down the lift.Copy !req
518. All staff are
reminded that solar flares...Copy !req
519. Never mind the solar flares,
he's gonna kill you!Copy !req
520. Okay, move away from the desk.
Nobody try anything clever.Copy !req
521. Everybody clear,
stand to the side and stay there.Copy !req
522. Who's in charge of this place?Copy !req
523. - This Satellite is more than a Game Station.
- ... 79, 80...Copy !req
524. Who killed Rose Tyler?Copy !req
525. - All staff are reminded that...
- I want an answer.Copy !req
526. She can't reply. Don't shoot!Copy !req
527. Don't be so thick,
like I was ever gonna shoot.Copy !req
528. Captain, we've got more
guards on the way up.Copy !req
529. - Secure the exits.
- Yes, sir!Copy !req
530. You! What were you saying?Copy !req
531. - But I've got your gun.
- Okay, so shoot me. Why can't she answer?Copy !req
532. She's... Can I put this down?Copy !req
533. - If you want, just hurry up.
- Thanks.Copy !req
534. Sorry. The Controller
is linked into the transmissions.Copy !req
535. The entire output
goes through her brain.Copy !req
536. You're not a member of staff
so she doesn't recognise your existence.Copy !req
537. - What's her name?
- I don't know.Copy !req
538. She was installed when she was five.
It's the only life she's ever known.Copy !req
539. Doors sealed.
We should be safe for about 10 minutes.Copy !req
540. Keep an eye on them.Copy !req
541. What you were saying
about the Game Station,Copy !req
542. I think you're right.
I've kept a log.Copy !req
543. Unauthorised transmats, encrypted signals,
it's been going on for years.Copy !req
544. Show me.Copy !req
545. You're not allowed in there.
Archive 6 is out of bounds.Copy !req
546. Do I look like an out
of bounds sort of guy?Copy !req
547. What the hell?Copy !req
548. Solar flare activity in Delta.015.Copy !req
549. If you're not holding us hostage
then let us out. The staff are terrified.Copy !req
550. That's the same staff who execute hundreds
of contestants every day?Copy !req
551. We're just doing our jobs.Copy !req
552. And with that sentence you just lost
the right to even talk to me, now back off!Copy !req
553. That's just the solar flares.
They interfere with the broadcast signalCopy !req
554. so this place
automatically powers down.Copy !req
555. Planet Earth gets a few repeats.
It's all quite normal.Copy !req
556. Doctor...Copy !req
557. - Doctor?
- Whatever it is, you can wait.Copy !req
558. I think she wants you.Copy !req
559. Doctor. Doctor. Where's the Doctor?Copy !req
560. I'm here.Copy !req
561. Can't see. Blind, so blind.Copy !req
562. All my life blind, all I can see is numbers.
But I saw you.Copy !req
563. - What do you want?
- Solar flares hiding me, they can't hear me.Copy !req
564. My Masters listen but
they can't hear me now.Copy !req
565. The sun is so bright.Copy !req
566. Who are your masters?Copy !req
567. They wired my head, the name's forbidden.
They control my thoughts.Copy !req
568. My Masters,
I had to be careful.Copy !req
569. They monitor transmission
but they don't watch the programs.Copy !req
570. I could hide you in the games.
I knew that you'd find me.Copy !req
571. My friend died inside your games.Copy !req
572. - Doesn't matter.
- Don't dare tell me that!Copy !req
573. They've been hiding.
My Masters, hiding in the dark space.Copy !req
574. Watching and shaping the Earth,
so many years.Copy !req
575. Always been there, guiding humanity.
Hundreds and hundreds of years.Copy !req
576. Who are they?Copy !req
577. They wait and plan and grow in numbers,
they're strong now.Copy !req
578. - So strong, my Masters...
- Who are they?Copy !req
579. But speak of you, my Masters,
they fear the Doctor...Copy !req
580. Tell me, who are they?Copy !req
581. When's the next solar flare?Copy !req
582. - Two years' time.
- Fat lot of good that is!Copy !req
583. - Found the Tardis.
- We're not leaving now.Copy !req
584. No, but the Tardis worked it out.
You'll wanna watch this.Copy !req
585. Lynda, could you
stand over there for me, please?Copy !req
586. I just want to go home.Copy !req
587. It'll only take a second. Could you stand
in that spot? Quick as you can.Copy !req
588. Everybody watching?
Okay, 3, 2, 1.Copy !req
589. - But you killed her.
- Oh? Do you think?Copy !req
590. What the hell was that?Copy !req
591. It's a transmat beam.
Not a disintegrator.Copy !req
592. A secondary transmat system.
People don't get killed in the games.Copy !req
593. They get transported across space.
Doctor, Rose is still alive!Copy !req
594. No. It can't be...Copy !req
595. You're dead. I saw you die!Copy !req
596. - She's out there somewhere.
- Doctor! Coordinates 5.6.1.Copy !req
597. Don't! The solar flare's gone,
they'll hear you!Copy !req
598. 434. No, my Masters, no, I defy you!Copy !req
599. Sigma 77...Copy !req
600. They took her.Copy !req
601. My Masters.Copy !req
602. You can kill me.
For I have brought your destruction.Copy !req
603. Use that, it might
contain the final numbers.Copy !req
604. I kept a log of all
the unscheduled transmissions.Copy !req
605. Nice, thanks.
Captain Jack Harkness, by the way.Copy !req
606. - I'm Davitch Pavale.
- Nice to meet you, Davitch Pavale.Copy !req
607. There's a time and a place.Copy !req
608. Are you saying this whole setup's been
a disguise all along?Copy !req
609. Going way back.
Installing the Jagrafess 100 years ago.Copy !req
610. Someone's been
playing a long game.Copy !req
611. Controlling the human race
from behind the scenes for generations.Copy !req
612. Click on this.Copy !req
613. The transmat delivers to that point,
right on the edge of the solar system.Copy !req
614. There's nothing there.Copy !req
615. It looks like nothing
because that's what this Satellite does!Copy !req
616. Underneath the transmission,
there's another signal.Copy !req
617. - Doing what?
- Hiding whatever's out there.Copy !req
618. Hiding it from sonar,
radar, scanners.Copy !req
619. There's something sitting
right on top of planet EarthCopy !req
620. but it's completely invisible.Copy !req
621. If I cancel the signal...Copy !req
622. That's impossible.
I know those ships.Copy !req
623. They were destroyed.Copy !req
624. Obviously they survived.Copy !req
625. Who did? Who are they?Copy !req
626. 200 ships.
More than 2,000 on board each one.Copy !req
627. That's just about half a million of them.Copy !req
628. Half a million what?Copy !req
629. Daleks.Copy !req
630. Alert. Alert. We are detected!Copy !req
631. It is the Doctor! He has located us.
Open communications channel.Copy !req
632. The female will stand. Stand!Copy !req
633. I will talk to the Doctor.Copy !req
634. Oh, will you?
That's nice. Hello.Copy !req
635. The Dalek Stratagem nears completion.
The Fleet is almost ready.Copy !req
636. You will not intervene.Copy !req
637. Oh, really? Why's that, then?Copy !req
638. We have your associate.Copy !req
639. You will obey or she
will be exterminate-d.Copy !req
640. No.Copy !req
641. Explain yourself.Copy !req
642. I said, no.Copy !req
643. What is
the meaning of this negative?Copy !req
644. It means no.Copy !req
645. But she will be destroyed!Copy !req
646. No, 'cause this is what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna rescue her.Copy !req
647. I'm gonna save Rose Tyler
from the middle of the Dalek Fleet.Copy !req
648. And then I'm gonna save the Earth.
And then, just to finish off,Copy !req
649. I'm gonna wipe every
last stinking Dalek out of the sky!Copy !req
650. But you have no weapons!
No defences! No plan!Copy !req
651. Yeah. And doesn't
that scare you to death?Copy !req
652. Rose?Copy !req
653. Yes, Doctor?Copy !req
654. I'm coming to get you.Copy !req
655. The Doctor is
initiating hostile action.Copy !req
656. The Stratagem must advance.
Begin the invasion of Earth.Copy !req
657. The Doctor will
be exterminate-d.Copy !req
658. Exterminate.
Exterminate...Copy !req
659. Launch missiles. Exterminate.Copy !req
660. We've got incoming. This is it,
ladies and gentlemen, we are at war.Copy !req
661. There's an army
about to invade this station.Copy !req
662. Defences have gone off line.Copy !req
663. I'm dead, or about to die any second,
with no chance of escape.Copy !req
664. How did you
survive the Time War?Copy !req
665. They survived through me.Copy !req