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from inside downing street.
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even more new arrivals.
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molten slag then sell it.
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or I'll stop you.
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I've checked them again and again.
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It could result in the death of millions.
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before it's too late.
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for a sandwich.
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you'll stop it today?
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important than human life.
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Some sort of maniac?
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you've shown your results only to me?
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24. - Just to you, no one else.
- Wise move.
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this is such a weight off my mind.
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I couldn't believe my own readings.
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the British isles has never seen before.
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should be wiped off the map.
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our esteemed leader.
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Who the hell are you?
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Whatever you're selling, we're not buying.
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this must be Mickey.
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37. Here comes trouble.
How you doing, Ricky boy?
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38. - It's Mickey.
- Don't listen to him, he's winding you up.
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39. You look fantastic.
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How come I never get any of that?
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- You're such hard work.
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44. - There you go.
- I can go anywhere now.
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you don't need a passport.
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going to platform one and justicia
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but what if we end up in Brazil?
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And who the hell's jumping Jack flash?
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with big ears up there.
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- Look in the mirror.
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- Handsome?
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Is cheesy good or bad?
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56. - It's bad.
- But bad means good, isn't that right?
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we need to refuel.
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59. The thing is, Cardiff's got this rift
running through the middle of the city.
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60. It's invisible, but it's like an earthquake
fault between different dimensions.
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because these creatures called the gelth
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but she saved the world and closed it.
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right on top of the scar and...
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soak up the radiation...
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with petrol and off we go.
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- And space.
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You all think you're so clever, don't you?
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- Yeah.
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73. Yeah.
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which means we've got time to kill.
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inside a small wooden box.
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The innuendo squad?
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Doesn't it get noticed?
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Why does it look like that?
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- It's called a chameleon circuit.
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wherever it lands.
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it'd be a statue on a plinth or something.
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it disguised itself as a police box
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There actually was police boxes?
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before they had radios and mobiles.
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could shove them inside till help came.
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- Why don't you just fix the circuit?
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- I love it.
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there's no police boxes anymore
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in the middle of town, what do they do?
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nagging, let's go and explore.
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I don't know.
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and the wind's coming from the... east.
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Safest place in the universe.
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right in the heart of Cardiff city
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some radical redevelopments.
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104. Take pictures of the project,
by all means, but not me, thank you.
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106. allowing the blaidd drwg project
to rise up, tall and proud.
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108. And, yes,
some of you might shiver.
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and "major population centre"
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110. aren't exactly
the happiest of bedfellows.
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111. But I give you my personal guarantee
that as long as I walk upon this earth,
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112. no harm will come to any of my citizens.
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113. Now, drink up!
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115. To the future.
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I represent the Cardiff gazette.
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119. I'm sorry, I'm not doing interviews.
I can't bear self-publicity.
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- Whatever do you mean?
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- Cathy salt.
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of your engineers are saying,
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- The deaths.
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130. First of all, there was the entire team
of the European safety inspectors.
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132. It's not my fault if "danger explosives"
was only written in Welsh.
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with the Cardiff heritage committee.
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134. The electrocution of that swimming pool
was put down to natural wear and tear.
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136. It was raining, visibility was low,
my car simply couldn't stop.
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137. And then just recently, mr cleaver,
the government's nuclear adviser.
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139. - He was decapitated.
- It was a very icy patch.
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than typical small-town thinking.
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If you'll excuse me.
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posted some of his findings online.
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- If you know where to look.
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- All that technical stuff.
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- That's my job.
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- Come on. All girls together.
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These outlandish theories of yours.
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156. - Sounds like we got here just in time.
- Continue.
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159. cleaver was saying that the whole project
could go up, worse than chernobyl.
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but a thousand times worse.
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there must be so many safety regulations.
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a nuclear holocaust.
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print this information?
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You sound a bit...
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178. Mind you,
my boyfriend thinks I'm mad.
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180. and he says if I cause a fuss,
I could lose my job,
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181. just when we need the money.
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- Jeffrey.
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He's nothing exciting, but he's mine.
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- The 19th.
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clinched it, I suppose.
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it's not showing yet.
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189. Wasn't planned, it was an accident.
Nice accident, though.
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- Thank you.
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- No.
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- Not anymore.
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once upon a time.
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Oh, they were bold.
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Maybe I'm cursed.
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I might be a while.
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Perhaps we could do this another day.
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- Fine.
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I'll leave my details with your office.
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You're lying through your teeth!
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207. It turns out the white things are tusks,
and I mean, tusks!
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208. And it's woken and it's not happy.
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it was there?
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210. We're standing there,
15 of us, naked.
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211. And I'm like,
"no, it's got nothing to do with me."
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212. And then it roars, and we're running.
My god, we are running.
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213. And brakovitch falls
so I turn to him and I say...
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214. - I knew we should have turned left!
- That's my line!
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215. I don't believe you, I don't believe a word
you say, ever. That is so brilliant!
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your clothes back?
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217. No, I just picked him up
and went right for the ship.
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218. Full throttle, didn't stop
till I hit the space lanes. I was shaking!
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219. It was unbelievable! Freaked me out.
And by the time I got there,
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220. I was 15 light years away
and I realised I'm like this...
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such a nice day.
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223. the target is the last surviving member
of the slitheen family.
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224. A criminal sect from the planet
rexicoricophalvitorius
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225. masquerading as a human being,
zipped inside a skin suit.
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226. Okay, plan of attack.
We assume a basic 57-56 strategy,
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227. covering all available exits
on the ground floor.
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228. Doctor, you go face to face,
that'll designate exit 1.
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Rose, you exit 3,
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Have you got that?
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232. Sorry, awaiting orders, sir.
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234. Like he said.
Nice plan. Anything else?
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235. - Present arms.
- Ready.
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- Ready.
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237. - Speed dial?
- Yeah.
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238. - Ready.
- Check.
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239. See you in hell.
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240. Hello, I've come to
see the lord mayor.
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242. No, just an old friend passing by,
bit of a surprise.
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243. Can't wait to see her face.
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having a cup of tea.
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245. Just go in there and tell her
the doctor would like to see her.
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246. Doctor who?
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247. Just the doctor.
Tell her exactly that, the doctor.
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for popping by.
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for next week?
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253. She's climbing out of
the window, isn't she?
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254. Yes, she is.
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255. - Slitheen heading north.
- On my way.
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258. Leave the mayor alone!
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259. Margaret!
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260. - Who's on exit 4?
- That was Mickey!
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261. - Here I am.
- Mickey the idiot.
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262. Be fair, she's not exactly
gonna outrun us, is she?
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263. She's got a teleport! That's cheating.
Now, we're never gonna get her!
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Why can't you leave me alone?
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267. What did I ever do to you?
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and destroy this entire planet.
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you're on earth, you're trapped.
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teleport out, just in the Nick of time.
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what do you do?
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But what for?
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I've learned the error of my ways.
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right on top of the rift.
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- A rift in space and time.
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the entire planet would go...
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the minute it reaches capacity.
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checking this sort of stuff?
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London doesn't care.
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282. The south wales coast could
fall into the sea and they wouldn't notice.
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283. Oh! I sound like a welshman.
God help me, I've gone native.
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285. A great big explosion,
she'd only end up killing herself.
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286. - She's got a name, you know.
- She's not even a she, she's a thing.
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288. Fantastic!
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macro-kinetic extrapolator?
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290. Couldn't have put it better myself.
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291. Genius! You didn't build this?
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a little tinkering.
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293. No, I mean, you really didn't build this.
Way beyond you.
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- It fell into my hands.
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- It's transport.
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opens. Phenomenal cosmic disaster.
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you in a force-field.
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So you're safe.
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stand on top
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all the way out of the solar system.
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301. - It's a surfboard.
- A pan-dimensional surfboard, yeah.
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303. I'd have surfed away from this
dead-end dump and back to civilisation.
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304. You'd blow up a whole planet
just to get a lift?
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but how did you think of it?
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I don't know. Just sounded good.
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- "Bad wolf."
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I've heard that lots of times.
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two words, following us.
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317. No, just a coincidence.
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318. Like hearing a word on the radio
then hearing it all day. Never mind.
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319. Things to do. Margaret,
we're gonna take you home.
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320. Hold on, isn't that the easy option?
Like letting her go?
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we actually get to go to rexi...
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- Phalvitorius.
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- That's it!
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328. The family slitheen was tried
in its absence many years ago
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331. According to the statutes of government,
the moment I return, I'm to be executed.
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332. What do you make of that, doctor?
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take me to my death.
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334. Not my problem.
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335. This ship is impossible!
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336. It's superb!
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337. How do you get the outside
around the inside?
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338. Like I'd give you the secret, yeah.
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about being defeated.
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340. I never stood a chance.
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341. This is the technology of the gods.
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342. Don't worship me,
I'd make a very bad god.
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a day off, for starters.
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344. Jack, how we doing, big fella?
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345. This extrapolator's top of the range.
Where did you get it?
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346. I don't know, some airlock sale.
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347. Must've been a great, big heist.
It's stacked with power.
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- It's not compatible.
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off about 12 hours.
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352. I'm in no hurry.
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354. The police box is really a police box.
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356. Since you're taking me to my death,
that makes you my executioners.
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357. Each and every one of you.
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360. And you're very quick
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better than me how, exactly?
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look me in the eye.
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366. She does deserve it,
she's a slitheen, I don't care.
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we could go have a drink.
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just you and me.
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can't leave until morning...
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Spend the night.
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I've got some money.
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- Yeah.
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we should give them a go.
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379. It's none of his business.
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off you go.
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386. You butchered my family and then
ran for the stars, am I right?
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387. But not this time.
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388. At last, you have consequences.
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389. - How does it feel?
- I didn't butcher them.
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390. Don't answer back,
that's what she wants.
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391. I didn't. What about you?
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392. You had an emergency teleport,
you didn't zap them to safety, did you?
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393. It only carries one.
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394. I had to fly without coordinates.
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395. I ended up in a skip
on the isle of dogs.
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396. - It wasn't funny.
- Sorry.
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397. It is a bit funny.
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398. Do I get a last request?
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399. Depends what it is.
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400. I grew quite fond of
my little human life.
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401. All those rituals.
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402. The brushing of the teeth
and the complicated way they cook things.
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403. There's a little restaurant,
just round the bay.
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404. It became quite a favourite of mine.
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405. - Is that what you want? A last meal?
- Don't I have rights?
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406. Like she's not gonna try to escape.
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407. Except I can never escape the doctor
so where's the danger?
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408. I wonder if you could do it.
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409. To sit with a creature you're about to kill
and take supper.
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410. - How strong is your stomach?
- Strong enough.
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411. I wonder.
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412. I've seen you fight your enemies.
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413. Now dine with them.
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414. - You won't change my mind.
- Prove it.
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415. There are people out there.
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416. If you slip away just for one second,
they'll be in danger.
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417. Except, I've got these.
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418. You both wear one.
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419. If she moves more
than ten feet away...
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420. She gets zapped by 10,000 volts.
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421. Margaret, would you like to come out
to dinner? My treat.
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422. Dinner in bondage.
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423. Works for me.
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424. Here we are, out on a date,
and you haven't even asked my proper name.
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425. It's not a date.
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426. - What's your name?
- Blon.
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427. I'm blon fel fotch
passameer-day slitheen.
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428. That's what it'll say
on my death certificate.
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429. - Nice to meet you, blon.
- I'm sure.
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430. Look, that's where I
was living as Margaret.
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431. Nice little flat,
over there on the top.
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432. Next to the one with the light on.
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433. Two bedrooms, bayside view.
I was rather content.
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434. Don't suppose I'll see it again.
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435. Suppose not.
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436. - Thank you.
- Pleasure.
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437. Tell me, then, doctor,
what do you know of our species?
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438. Only what I've seen.
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439. Did you know, for example,
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440. in extreme cases,
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441. when her life is in danger,
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442. a female rexicoricophalvitorian
can manufacture a poison dart
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443. within her own finger.
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444. Yes, I did.
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445. Just checking.
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446. And one more thing.
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447. Between you and me...
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448. As a final resort, the excess
poison can be exhaled through the lungs.
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449. That's better.
Now then, what do you think?
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450. Steak looks nice.
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451. Steak and chips!
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452. The doctor took me
to this planet a while back.
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453. It was much colder than this.
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454. They called it woman wept.
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455. The planet was
actually called woman wept
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456. because if you looked at it,
right, from above,
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457. it was like this huge continent,
like, all curved round.
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458. It sort of looked like a woman,
you know, lamenting.
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459. Oh, my god,
and we went to this beach, right.
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460. No people, no buildings,
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461. just this beach,
like, 1,000 miles across.
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462. And something happened,
something to do with the sun, I don't know,
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463. but the sea had just frozen.
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464. In a split second.
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465. In the middle of a storm, right,
waves and foam, just frozen,
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466. all the way out to the horizon.
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467. Midnight, right, we walk
underneath these waves,
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468. 100 feet tall and made of ice.
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469. I'm going out
with Trisha Delaney.
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470. Oh, right.
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471. That's nice.
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472. - Trisha from the shop?
- Yeah, Rob Delaney's sister.
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473. Well, she's nice.
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474. - She's a bit big.
- She lost weight.
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475. You've been away.
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476. Well, good for you. She's nice.
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477. - So, tell us more about this planet, then.
- That was it, really.
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478. Public execution is a slow death.
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479. They prepare a thin acetic acid,
lower me into the cauldron...
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480. And boil me.
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481. The acidity is perfectly gauged
to strip away the skin.
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482. Internal organs fall out into the liquid
and I become soup.
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483. And still alive.
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484. Still screaming.
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485. - I don't make the law.
- But you deliver it.
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486. Will you stay to watch?
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487. What else can I do?
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488. The slitheen family's huge.
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489. There's a lot more of us,
all scattered off-world. Take me to them.
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490. Take me somewhere safe.
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491. - But then you'll just start again.
- I promise I won't.
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492. You've been in that skin suit too long.
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493. You've forgotten.
There used to be a real Margaret Blaine.
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494. You killed her and stripped her
and used the skin.
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495. You're pleading for mercy
out of a dead woman's lips.
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496. Perhaps I have got used to it.
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497. A human life, an ordinary life.
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498. That's all I'm asking.
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499. Give me a chance, doctor.
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500. - I can change.
- I don't believe you.
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501. - So, what do you want to do now?
- Don't mind.
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502. We could ask about hotels.
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503. What would Trisha Delaney say?
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504. I suppose.
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505. There's a bar down there
with a Spanish name...
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506. You don't even
like Trisha Delaney!
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507. Is that right?
What the hell do you know?
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508. I know you and I know her
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509. and I know that's
never gonna happen.
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510. - So, who do you think you're kidding?
- At least I know where she is!
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511. There we are, then.
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512. It's got nothing to do with Trisha.
This is all about me, isn't it?
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513. You left me!
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514. We were nice, we were happy.
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515. And then what?
You give me a kiss and run off with him
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516. and you make me feel like nothing, Rose.
I was nothing!
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517. I can't even go out
with a stupid girl from a shop
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518. because you pick up the phone
and I comes running.
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519. I mean, is that what I am, Rose, standby?
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520. Am I just supposed to sit here
for the rest of my life waiting for you?
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521. - Because I will.
- I'm sorry.
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522. I promise you I've changed
since we last met, doctor.
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523. There was this girl, just today.
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524. Young thing.
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525. And something of a danger.
She was getting too close.
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526. I felt the blood lust rising,
just as the family taught me.
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527. I was going to kill her without a thought.
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528. And then...
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529. I stopped.
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530. She's alive somewhere,
right now.
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531. She's walking round this city
because I can change.
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532. I did change.
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533. - I know I can't prove it.
- I believe you.
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534. Then you know I'm capable of better.
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535. It doesn't mean anything.
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536. I spared her life.
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537. You let one of them go.
But that's nothing new.
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538. Every now and then
a little victim's spared.
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539. Because she smiled.
Because he's got freckles.
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540. Because they begged.
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541. And that's how you live with yourself.
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542. That's how you slaughter millions.
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543. Because once in a while, on a whim,
if the wind's in the right direction...
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544. You happen to be kind.
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545. Only a killer would know that.
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546. Is that right?
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547. From what I've seen,
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548. your funny little happy-go-lucky life
leaves devastation in its wake.
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549. Always moving on
because you dare not go back.
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550. Playing with so many people's lives,
you might as well be a god.
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551. And you're right, doctor.
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552. You're absolutely right.
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553. Sometimes, you let one go.
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554. Let me go.
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555. I'm not asking you to leave him
because I know that's not fair.
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556. But I just need something,
yeah, some sort of promise
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557. that when you do come back,
you're coming back for me.
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558. - Is that thunder?
- Does it matter?
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559. That's not thunder.
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560. In the family slitheen,
we had no choice.
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561. I was made to carry
out my first kill at 13.
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562. If I'd refused, my father would have fed me
to the venom grubs.
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563. If I'm a killer, it's because I
was born to kill. It's all I know.
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564. Doctor, are you even listening to me?
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565. - Can you hear that?
- I'm begging for my life.
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566. No, listen, shush.
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567. Go on, then, run.
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568. It's him again, isn't it? It's the doctor.
It's always the doctor.
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569. It's always gonna be the doctor.
It's never me!
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570. The handcuffs!
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571. - Don't think you're running away.
- I'm sticking with you.
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572. Some date this turned out to be!
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573. It's the rift.
The rift's opening.
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574. What the hell are you doing?
It just went crazy!
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575. It's the rift. Time and
space are ripping apart.
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576. The whole city's
going to disappear.
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577. It's the extrapolator.
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578. I've disconnected it,
but it's still feeding off the engine.
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579. It's using the tardis,
I can't stop it.
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580. Never mind Cardiff,
it's gonna rip open the planet!
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581. What is it? What's happening?
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582. Just little me.
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583. One wrong move
and she snaps like a promise.
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584. I might have known.
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585. I've had you bleating
all night, poor baby.
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586. Now, shut it.
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587. You, fly boy.
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588. Put the extrapolator at my feet.
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589. Thank you.
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590. Just as I planned.
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591. I thought you needed to blow up
the nuclear power station.
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592. Failing that,
if I were to be arrested,
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593. then anyone capable
of tracking me down
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594. would have considerable technology
of their own.
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595. Therefore, they would be
captivated by the extrapolator.
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596. Especially a magpie-mind
like yours, doctor.
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597. So, the extrapolator was programmed
to go to plan b.
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598. To lock on to the nearest
alien power source
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599. and open the rift.
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600. And what a power source it found.
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601. I'm back on schedule.
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602. Thanks to you.
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603. The rift's gonna convulse,
you'll destroy the whole planet.
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604. And you with it.
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605. While I ride this board
over the crest of the inferno,
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606. all the way to freedom.
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607. Stand back, boys.
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608. Surf's up.
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609. Of course, opening the rift
means you'll pull this ship apart.
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610. So sue me.
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611. It's not just any old power source.
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612. It's the tardis, my tardis.
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613. The best ship in the universe.
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614. It'll make wonderful scrap.
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615. - What's that light?
- The heart of the tardis.
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616. This ship's alive.
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617. You've opened its soul.
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618. It's... so bright.
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619. Look at it, Margaret.
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620. Beautiful.
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621. Look inside, blon fel fotch.
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622. Look at the light.
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623. Thank you.
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624. Don't look,
stay there, close your eyes!
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625. Now, Jack, come on, shut it all down.
Shut down.
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626. Rose, that panel over there,
turn all switches to the right.
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627. Nicely done.
Thank you, all.
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628. What happened to Margaret?
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629. Must've got burned up.
Carried out her own death sentence.
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630. No, I don't think she's dead.
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631. Then where'd she go?
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632. She looked into the heart of the tardis.
Even I don't know how strong that is.
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633. And the ship's telepathic,
like I told you, Rose.
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634. Gets inside your head,
translates alien languages.
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635. Maybe the raw energy can translate
all sorts of thoughts.
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636. - Here she is.
- She's an egg?
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637. - Regressed to her childhood.
- She's an egg?
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638. She can start again.
Live her life from scratch.
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639. If we take her home,
give her to a different family,
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640. tell them to bring her up properly,
she might be all right.
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641. - Or she might be worse.
- That's her choice.
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642. - She's an egg.
- She's an egg.
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643. Oh, my god, Mickey.
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644. We're all powered up, we can leave.
Opening the rift filled us up with energy.
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645. - We can go. If that's all right.
- Yeah, fine.
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646. - How's Mickey?
- He's okay. He's gone.
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647. Do you want to go and find him? We'll wait.
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648. No need. He deserves better.
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649. Off we go, then.
Always moving on.
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650. Next stop, rexicoricophalvitorius.
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651. Now, you don't often get to say that.
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652. We'll stop by and pop her in the hatchery.
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653. Margaret the slitheen can live
her life again. A second chance.
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654. That'd be nice.
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655. You got chosen, you're a housemate.
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656. You're in the house,
isn't that brilliant?
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657. Welcome to the weakest link.
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658. We are giving you
a brand-new image.
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659. Why? Is there something wrong
with what I'm wearing?
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660. - What was that?
- She's been evicted.
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661. This isn't just a game.
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662. I need to find the doctor,
he's here somewhere, he's always here!
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663. There's something else going on.
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664. We have contestants
outside the games.
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665. My masters,
they fear the doctor.
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666. Tell me, who are they?
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667. That's impossible,
I know those ships, they were destroyed.
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668. Obviously they survived.
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669. Alert. Alert. We are detected.
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