1. Downloaded from RARBG
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2. and why are we chasing it?
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3. It's mauve and dangerous, and about
30 seconds from the centre of London.
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4. Excuse me, there's this thing
that I need to find.
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5. Would've fallen from the sky.
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6. Nancy, the thing I'm looking for,
you know what I'm talking about, don't you?
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7. I've got you, you're fine.
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8. - Hello.
- Hello.
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9. Jack harkness, I've been hearing
all about you on the way over.
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10. It's 1941, the height of the London blitz,
and something else has fallen on London.
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11. He said it was a warship,
he stole it.
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12. Parked it somewhere,
somewhere a bomb's going to fall on it,
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13. unless we make him an offer.
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14. It's a con. I was conning you.
That's what I am. I'm a con man.
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15. Mummy.
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16. There's something chasing you
and the other kids.
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17. Mummy. Mummy!
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18. You mustn't let him touch you.
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19. - What happens if he touches me?
- He makes you like him.
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20. Right, everybody out, across the back
garden, under the fence. Now, go, move!
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21. You'll find them everywhere,
in every bed in every ward.
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22. Hundreds of them.
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23. They've all got the same injuries,
scarring on the back of the hand,
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24. and the gas mask seems to be
fused to the flesh.
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25. - What was the cause of death?
- They're not dead.
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26. Are you my mummy?
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27. It's me Nancy!
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28. - Don't let them touch you.
- What happens if they touch us?
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29. You're looking at it.
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30. Mummy. Mummy...
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31. Go to your room.
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32. Go to your room.
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33. I mean it, I'm very, very angry with you.
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34. I'm very, very cross.
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35. Go to your room!
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36. I'm really glad that worked.
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37. Those would have been
terrible last words.
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38. Jamie.
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39. - Why are they all wearing gas masks?
- They're not.
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40. Those masks are flesh and bone.
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41. - How was your con supposed to work?
- Simple enough, really.
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42. Find some harmless piece of space junk,
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43. let the nearest time agent
track it back to earth,
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44. convince him it's valuable
and name a price.
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45. When he's put 50% upfront... oops!
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46. German bomb falls on it,
destroys it forever.
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47. He never gets to see what he's paid for,
never knows he's been had.
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48. I buy him a drink with his own money
and we discuss dumb luck.
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49. - The perfect self-cleaning con.
- Yeah. Perfect.
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50. The London blitz is great
for self-cleaners.
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51. Pompeii's nice if you want to make
a vacation of it, though.
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52. But you've got to set your alarm
for volcano day.
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53. - Getting a hint of disapproval.
- Take a look around the room.
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54. This is what your piece of
harmless space junk did.
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55. It was a burnt-out medical transporter,
it was empty.
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56. Rose.
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57. - Are we getting out of here?
- We're going upstairs.
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58. I programmed the flight computer
so it wouldn't land on anything living.
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59. I harmed no one!
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60. I don't know what's happening here
but I had nothing to do with it.
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61. I'll tell you what's happening.
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62. You forgot to set your alarm clock.
It's volcano day.
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63. - What's that?
- The all clear.
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64. I wish.
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65. I thought you were Jamie.
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66. - Dad! Dad!
- Ruddy kids!
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67. - Get off of me!
- Give us a hand.
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68. - Get your hands off me now!
- You! Get in!
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69. Get her in there. She's nicked!
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70. - Mr Spock?
- Doctor.
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71. Have you got a blaster?
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72. Sure.
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73. The night your space junk landed,
someone was hurt.
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74. - This is where they were taken.
- What happened?
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75. Let's find out. Get it open.
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76. - What's up with your Sonic screwdriver?
- Nothing.
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77. Sonic blaster, 51st century.
Weapon factories of villengard.
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78. - You've been to the factories?
- Once.
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79. They're gone now, destroyed. Main
reactor went critical, vaporised the lot.
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80. Like I said. Once.
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81. There's a banana grove there now.
I like bananas. Bananas are good.
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82. - Nice blast pattern.
- Digital.
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83. - Squareness gun? I like it.
- Yeah.
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84. - What do you think?
- Something got out of here.
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85. Yeah. And?
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86. Something powerful. Angry.
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87. Powerful and angry.
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88. A child?
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89. - I suppose this explains "mummy".
- How could a child do this?
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90. - Do you know where you are?
- Are you my mummy?
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91. Are you aware of
what's around you?
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92. Can you... see?
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93. Are you my mummy?
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94. - What do you want? Do you know...
- I want my mummy!
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95. Are you my mummy?
I want my mummy.
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96. Are you my mummy?
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97. Are you my mummy?
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98. Mummy? Mummy?
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99. - Doctor, I've heard this voice before.
- Me, too.
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100. Mummy?
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101. Always "are you my mummy?"
Like he doesn't know.
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102. Mummy.
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103. Why doesn't he know?
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104. Are you there, mummy? Mummy?
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105. The police are on their way.
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106. I pay for
the food on this table.
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107. The sweat on my brow, that food is.
The sweat on my brow.
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108. Anything else you'd like?
I've got a whole house here.
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109. Anything else you'd like to
help yourself to?
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110. Yeah.
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111. I'd like some
wire cutters, please.
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112. Something that can cut through
barbed wire.
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113. Oh, and a torch.
Don't look like that, mr Lloyd.
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114. I know you got plenty of tools in here.
I been watching this house for ages.
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115. And I'd like another look round
your kitchen cupboards.
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116. I was in a hurry the first time.
I want to see if there's anything I missed.
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117. The food on this table...
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118. It's an awful lot of food,
isn't it, mr Lloyd?
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119. A lot more than on
anyone else's table.
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120. Half this street thinks
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121. your missus must be messing about
with mr haverstock, the butcher.
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122. But she's not, is she?
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123. You are.
Wire cutters. Torch. Food.
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124. And I'd like to use your bathroom
before I leave, please.
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125. Oh, look! There's
the sweat on your brow.
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126. Mummy? Please, mummy. Mummy?
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127. Doctor?
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128. - Can you sense it?
- Sense what?
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129. Coming out of the walls.
Can you feel it?
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130. Funny little human brains.
How do you get around in those things?
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131. When he's stressed,
he likes to insult species.
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132. - Rose, I'm thinking!
- He cuts himself shaving.
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133. He does half an hour on life-forms
he's cleverer than.
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134. There are these children.
Living rough round the bomb sites.
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135. They come out during air raids,
looking for food.
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136. Mummy, please.
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137. Suppose they were there when this thing,
whatever it was, landed.
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138. - It was a med-ship, it was harmless.
- You keep saying. Harmless.
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139. - Suppose one was affected. Altered.
- Altered how?
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140. I'm here!
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141. It's afraid, terribly afraid and powerful.
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142. It doesn't know it yet.
But it will do.
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143. It's got the power of a god
and I just sent it to its room.
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144. Doctor.
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145. I'm here! Can't you see me?
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146. What's that noise?
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147. End of the tape.
It ran out about 30 seconds ago.
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148. I'm here now! Can't you see me?
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149. I sent it to its room.
This is its room.
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150. Are you my mummy?
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151. Mummy?
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152. Doctor?
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153. Okay, on my signal
make for the door.
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154. - Mummy?
- Now!
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155. Mummy?
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156. - Go, now, don't drop the banana!
- Why not?
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157. Good source of potassium.
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158. Give me that.
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159. Mummy? I want my mummy.
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160. Digital rewind. Nice switch.
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161. It's from the groves of villengard,
thought it was appropriate.
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162. There's really a banana grove
in villengard? And you did that?
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163. Bananas are good.
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164. - Doctor!
- Come on!
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165. Mummy! Mummy!
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166. It's keeping us here
till it can get at us.
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167. - It's controlling them?
- It is them.
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168. It's every living thing in this hospital.
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169. Okay. This can function
as a Sonic blaster,
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170. a Sonic Cannon and
it's a triple-enfolded Sonic disruptor.
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171. - Doc, what you got?
- I've got a Sonic... never mind.
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172. - What?
- It's Sonic, okay? Let's leave it at that.
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173. Disruptor? Cannon? What?
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174. It's Sonic, totally Sonic.
I am soniced up.
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175. - A Sonic what?
- Screwdriver!
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176. Going down.
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177. Doctor, are you okay?
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178. - Could've used a warning.
- The gratitude.
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179. - Who has a Sonic screwdriver?
- I do.
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180. Lights?
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181. Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks,
"ooh, this could be more Sonic?"
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182. - You've never been bored?
- There's got to be a light switch.
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183. Never had a long night?
Never had a lot of cabinets to put up?
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184. - Mummy.
- Mummy.
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185. Door.
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186. - Damn it!
- Mummy?
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187. It's the special features,
they really drain the battery.
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188. The battery?
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189. It's so lame.
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190. I was going to send for another one
but somebody's got to blow up the factory.
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191. I know. First day I met him,
he blew my job up.
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192. That's practically
how he communicates.
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193. Okay, that door
should hold it for a bit.
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194. - The door? The wall didn't stop it.
- It's got to find us first!
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195. Come on, we're not done yet.
Assets.
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196. I've got a banana and, in a pinch,
you could put up some shelves.
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197. - Window?
- Barred. Sheer drop. Seven storeys.
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199. The assets conversation went in a flash,
didn't it?
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200. - Where'd you pick this one up, then?
- Doctor.
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201. She was hanging from a barrage balloon,
I had an invisible spaceship.
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202. I never stood a chance.
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203. Okay. One,
we've got to get out of here.
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204. Two, we can't get out of here.
Have I missed anything?
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205. Yeah. Jack just disappeared.
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206. I thought as much.
What are all of you doing here?
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207. Different house
every night I told you.
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208. We thought you were dead.
Or you'd run off.
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209. I didn't. I knew
you'd come back for us.
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210. Found that old thing in the junk.
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211. - Thinks he's can write now.
- Writing a letter to me dad.
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212. You don't even know where your dad is.
How you gonna send it?
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213. - I don't know, stick it in an envelope.
- You can't even read or write.
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214. I don't need to,
I've got a machine.
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216. I'm sorry, Jim.
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217. On you go, you write a letter
to your dad if you want to.
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218. I know we should
have went somewhere else
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219. but we need you, see,
for the thinking.
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220. What if I wasn't here?
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221. What if one night
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222. There's a war on, people go out.
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223. They don't always come back.
It happens.
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224. What would you do then?
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226. I need you to think about that.
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227. - Someone's got to look after this lot.
- Why? Are you going somewhere?
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228. The bomb site.
The one at the railway station.
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229. - Why?
- The child.
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230. That's where he was killed.
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231. That's where it all started.
And I'm gonna find out how.
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232. - He'll get you.
- And then he'll come for us.
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233. - He always comes for us.
- No, Ernie, he doesn't.
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234. He always comes after me.
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235. There are things I haven't told you.
Things I can't tell you.
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236. As long as you're with me,
you're in danger.
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237. Even right now. Sitting here.
You're in danger because of me.
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238. You're the one
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239. You think so, Ernie?
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240. Jim is sitting
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241. So who's typing?
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242. Is he coming?
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243. Ernie, as long as you're with me,
he's always coming.
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244. Plenty of Greens.
And chew your food.
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245. Okay, so he's
vanished into thin air.
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246. Why is it always the great-looking ones
who do that?
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247. - I'm making an effort not to be insulted.
- I mean, men.
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248. Okay, thanks, that really helped.
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249. Rose? Doctor? Can you hear me?
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250. Back on my ship.
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251. Used the emergency teleport.
Sorry I couldn't take you.
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252. It's security-keyed
to my molecular structure.
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253. I'm working on it,
hang in there.
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254. How are you speaking to us?
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255. Om-com. I can call anything
with a speaker grill.
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256. - Now there's a coincidence.
- What is?
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257. - The child can om-com, too.
- He can?
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258. Anything with a speaker grill.
Even the tardis phone.
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259. What, you mean
the child can phone us?
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260. And I can hear you.
Coming to find you.
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261. Coming to find you.
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262. - Doctor, can you hear that?
- Loud and clear.
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263. I'll try to block out the signal.
Least I can do.
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264. Coming to find you, mummy.
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265. Remember this one, Rose?
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266. Our song.
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267. What you doing?
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268. Trying to set up a resonation pattern
in the concrete, loosen the bars.
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269. - Do you think he's coming back?
- Wouldn't bet my life.
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270. Why don't you trust him?
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271. - Why do you?
- Saved my life.
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273. I trust him because he's like you.
Except with dating and dancing.
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274. - What?
- You just assume I'm...
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275. - What?
- You just assume I don't dance.
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276. What? Are you
telling me you do dance?
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277. 900 years old, me.
I've been around a bit.
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278. I think you can assume at some point
I've danced.
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279. - You?
- Problem?
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280. Doesn't the universe implode
or something if you dance?
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281. Well, I've got the moves
but I wouldn't want to boast.
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282. You've got the moves?
Show me your moves.
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283. Rose, I'm trying to resonate concrete.
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284. Jack will be back. He'll get us out.
So come on.
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285. The world doesn't end
because the doctor dances.
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286. - Barrage balloon?
- What?
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287. You were hanging
from a barrage balloon.
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288. Oh. Yeah.
About two minutes after you left me.
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289. Thousands of feet above London,
middle of a German air raid,
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290. union Jack all over my chest.
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291. I've travelled with a lot of people
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for jeopardy friendly.
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293. Is this you dancing?
Because I've got notes.
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294. Hanging from a rope,
thousands of feet above London.
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295. Not a cut, not a bruise.
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296. Yeah, I know.
Captain Jack fixed me up.
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297. We're calling him captain Jack now,
are we?
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298. His name's Jack
and he's a captain.
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299. - He's not really a captain, Rose.
- Do you know what I think?
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300. I think you're
experiencing captain-envy.
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301. You will find your feet
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302. You may care to move them.
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303. If ever he was a captain,
he's been defrocked.
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304. - Yeah? Shame I missed that.
- Actually, I quit.
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305. Nobody takes my frock.
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306. Most people notice
when they've been teleported.
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307. You guys are so sweet.
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308. Sorry about the delay.
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309. Had to take the nav-com
off-line to override the teleport security.
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310. You can spend 10 minutes
overriding your own protocols.
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311. Maybe you should remember
whose ship it is.
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312. I do. She was gorgeous.
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313. Like I told her,
be back in five minutes.
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314. - This is a chula ship.
- Yeah, just like that medical transporter.
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315. Only this one is dangerous.
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316. They're what fixed up my hands up.
Jack called them...
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317. - Nanobots? Nanogenes?
- Nanogenes, yeah.
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318. Subatomic robots.
There are millions of them in here. See?
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319. Burned my hand on the console
when we landed. All better now.
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320. They activate
when the bulkhead's sealed.
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321. Check you out for damage,
fix any physical flaws.
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322. Take us to the crash site.
I need to see your space junk.
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323. Soon as I get the nav-com back online.
Make yourself comfortable.
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324. Carry on with whatever it was
you were doing.
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325. - We were talking about dancing.
- It didn't look like talking.
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326. Didn't feel like dancing.
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327. Halt! Don't move!
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328. So, you used to be a time agent
and now you're trying to con them?
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329. If it makes me sound any better,
it's not for the money.
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330. For what?
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331. Woke up one morning
when I was still working for them,
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332. found they'd stolen two years
of my memories.
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333. - I'd like them back.
- They stole your memories?
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334. Two years of my life.
No idea what I did.
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335. Your friend over there doesn't trust me.
And for all I know, he's right not to.
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336. Okay. We're good to go.
The crash site?
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337. - As you were. You feeling any better?
- Just a touch, sir.
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338. Chain her up where Jenkins
can keep an eye on her.
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339. No. Not in here. Not with him.
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340. You shouldn't have broken in here
if you didn't want to stay.
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341. You don't understand.
Not with him.
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342. This is a restricted area, miss.
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343. You can just sit here for a bit.
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344. We're going to have to ask you
a few questions.
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345. Found these, sir.
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346. Very professional,
a little bit too professional.
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347. Didn't just drop in by accident then,
did you?
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348. My little brother died here.
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349. I wanted to find out what killed him.
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350. Take the men, check the fence
for any other breaches.
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351. And search the area,
she may not have come here alone.
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352. - Yes, sir!
- Please.
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353. Listen, you can't leave me here.
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354. - Watch her, Jenkins.
- Yes, mummy.
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355. - Jenkins?
- Sorry.
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356. Sir, I don't know
what's the matter with me.
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357. Look, lock me up, fine, but not here.
Please, anywhere but here.
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358. You'll be all right, miss.
I'm just a little...
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359. Just a little...
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360. What's the matter with you?
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361. - Please, let me go.
- Why would I do that?
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362. Because you've got a scar
on the back of your hand.
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363. Yes, but I don't see
what that's got to do with anything.
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364. You feel like
you're gonna be sick.
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365. Like something's
forcing its way up your throat.
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366. I know because
I've seen it before.
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367. - What's happening to me?
- In a minute you won't be you anymore.
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368. You won't even remember you.
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369. And unless you let me go,
it's going to happen to me, too.
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370. - Please.
- What are you talking about?
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371. - What's your mother's name?
- Matilda.
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372. - You got a wife?
- Yes.
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373. Wife's name?
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374. You got kids? What's your name?
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375. Please, let me go.
It's too late for you. I'm sorry.
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376. But please let me go.
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377. What...
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378. Mummy!
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379. There it is.
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380. They've got algy on duty.
Must be important.
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381. We've got to get past him.
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382. Are the words "distract the guard"
heading in my general direction?
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383. I don't think that'd
be such a good idea.
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384. Don't worry, I can handle it.
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385. I've got to know algy quite well
since I've been in town.
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386. Trust me, you're not his type.
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387. I'll distract him.
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388. Don't wait up.
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389. Relax. He's a 51st century guy.
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390. He's just a bit more flexible
when it comes to dancing.
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391. How flexible?
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392. By his time, you lot are spread
out across half the galaxy.
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393. - Meaning?
- So many species, so little time.
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394. What, that's what we do
when we get out there?
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395. That's our mission?
We seek new life and...
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396. Dance.
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397. Hey, tiger. How's it hanging?
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398. - Mummy?
- Algy, old sport, it's me.
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399. - Mummy?
- It's me, Jack.
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400. Jack?
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401. Are you my mummy?
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402. Stay back! You men, stay away.
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403. The effect's becoming airborne,
accelerating.
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404. - What's keeping us safe?
- Nothing.
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405. - Here they come again.
- All we need.
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406. Didn't you say a bomb
was gonna land here?
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407. Never mind about that.
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408. If the contaminant's airborne now,
there's hours left.
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409. - Till what?
- Till nothing.
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410. Forever.
For the entire human race.
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411. And can anyone
else hear singing?
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412. You see? Just an ambulance.
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413. That's an ambulance?
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414. It's hard to explain.
It's from another world.
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415. - They've been trying to get in.
- Of course they have.
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416. They think they've got their hands on
Hitler's latest secret weapon.
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417. - What are you doing?
- The sooner you see this thing's empty,
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418. the sooner you'll know
I had nothing to do with it.
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419. Didn't happen last time.
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420. It hadn't crashed last time.
There'll be emergency protocols.
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421. Doctor, what is that?
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422. Mummy.
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423. Doctor!
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424. - Captain, secure those gates.
- Why?
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425. Just do it!
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426. Nancy, how did you get in here?
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427. - I cut the wire.
- Show Rose.
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428. Setting 2,428-d.
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429. - What?
- Reattaches barbed wire. Go!
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430. Who are you? Who are any of you?
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431. Never believe me if I told you.
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432. You just told me that was
an ambulance from another world.
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433. There are people running round
with gas masks calling for their mummies
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434. and the sky's full of Germans
dropping bombs on me.
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435. Tell me, do you think
there's anything left I couldn't believe?
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436. We're time travellers.
From the future.
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437. - Mad, you are!
- We have a time travel machine.
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438. It's not that. All right,
you got a time travel machine.
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439. I'll believe you.
Believe anything, me.
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440. But what future?
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441. Nancy, this isn't the end.
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442. I know how it looks,
it's not the end of the world or anything.
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443. How can you say that?
Look at it.
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444. Listen to me.
I was born in this city.
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445. I'm from here,
in like 50 years' time.
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446. - From here?
- I'm a londoner.
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447. - From your future.
- But...
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448. - But you're not...
- What?
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449. - German?
- Nancy.
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450. The Germans don't come here.
They don't win.
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451. Don't tell anyone I told you so.
But you know what?
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452. - You win.
- We win?
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453. Come on.
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454. It's empty. Look at it.
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455. What do you expect
in a chula medical transporter?
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456. Bandages? Cough drops?
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457. - Rose?
- I don't know.
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458. - Yes, you do.
- Nanogenes!
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459. It wasn't empty, captain.
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460. There was enough nanogenes in there
to rebuild a species.
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461. - Oh, god.
- Getting it now, are we?
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462. When the ship crashes,
the nanogenes escape.
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463. Billions upon billions of them.
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464. Ready to fix all the cuts and bruises
in the whole world.
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465. But what they find first is a dead child.
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466. Probably killed earlier that night.
And wearing a gas mask.
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467. And they brought him back to life?
They can do that?
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468. What's life? Life's easy.
A quirk of matter.
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469. Nature's way of keeping meat fresh.
Nothing to a nanogene.
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470. One problem, though.
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471. These nanogenes,
they're not like the ones on your ship.
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472. This lot have never seen
a human being before.
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473. Don't know what a human being's
supposed to look like.
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474. All they've got to go on is one
little body, and there's not a lot left.
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475. But they carry right on.
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476. They do what they're programmed to,
they patch it up.
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477. Can't tell what's gas mask and
what's skull, but they do their best.
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478. And then off they fly, off they go,
work to be done.
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479. 'Cause you see, now they think
they know what people should look like.
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480. And it's time to fix all the rest.
And they won't ever stop.
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481. They won't ever stop.
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482. The entire human race
is gonna be torn down
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483. and rebuilt in the form of one
terrified child looking for its mother.
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484. - And nothing in the world can stop it!
- I didn't know.
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485. Mummy.
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486. Rose?
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487. Mummy. Mummy...
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488. It's bringing the gas mask people here,
isn't it?
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489. The ship thinks it's under attack. It's
calling up the troops. Standard protocol.
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490. But the gas mask people aren't troops!
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491. They are now.
This is a battlefield ambulance.
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492. The nanogenes don't just fix you up,
they get you ready for the frontline.
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493. - Equip you, program you.
- That's why the child's so strong?
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494. Why it could do that phoning thing?
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495. It's a fully equipped chula warrior, yes.
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496. All that weapons tech in the hands
of an hysterical four-year-old
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497. looking for his mummy
and now there's an army of them.
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498. Mummy. Mummy.
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499. Why don't they attack?
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500. Good little soldiers.
Waiting for their commander.
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501. The child?
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502. - Jamie.
- What?
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503. Not the child. Jamie.
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504. - So how long until the bomb falls?
- Any second.
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505. What's the matter, captain?
Bit close to the volcano for you?
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506. - He's just a little boy.
- I know.
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507. - He's just a boy who wants his mummy.
- I know.
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508. There isn't a little boy born
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509. who wouldn't tear the world apart
to save his mummy.
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510. - And this little boy can.
- So what are we gonna do?
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511. I don't know.
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512. - It's my fault.
- No.
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513. - It is. It's all my fault.
- How can it be your...
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514. Mummy. Mummy.
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515. - Mummy -mummy!
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516. Mummy!
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517. Nancy, what age are you?
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518. 20? 21? Older than you look, yes?
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519. Doctor, that bomb, we've got seconds.
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520. - You can teleport us out.
- Not you guys.
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521. The nav-com's back online.
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522. Gonna take too long
to override the protocols.
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523. So it's volcano day.
Do what you've got to do.
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524. Jack?
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525. How old were you five years ago?
15? 16?
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526. Old enough to give birth, anyway.
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527. He's not your brother, is he?
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528. A teenage single mother in 1941.
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529. So you hid. You lied.
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530. You even lied to him.
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531. Are you my mummy?
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532. He's gonna keep asking, Nancy.
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533. - He's never gonna stop.
- Mummy.
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534. Tell him.
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535. Nancy, the future of the human race
is in your hands.
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536. Trust me and tell him.
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537. Are you my mummy?
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538. Are you my mummy?
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539. Are you my mummy?
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540. - Yes, I am your mummy.
- Mummy?
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541. - I'm here.
- Are you my mummy?
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542. I'm here.
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543. - Are you my mummy?
- Yes.
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544. Are you my mummy?
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545. He doesn't understand,
there's not enough of him left.
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546. I am your mummy.
I will always be your mummy.
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547. I'm so sorry.
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548. I'm so, so sorry.
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549. What's happening?
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550. - Doctor, it's changing her, we should...
- Shh!
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551. Come on. Please!
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552. Come on, you clever little nanogenes.
Figure it out.
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553. The mother, she's the mother.
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554. It's got to be enough information.
Figure it out.
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555. - What's happening?
- See?
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556. Recognising the same DNA.
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557. Come on.
Give me a day like this.
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558. Give me this one.
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559. Welcome back! 20 years to
pop music, you're gonna love it.
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560. What happened?
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561. The nanogenes recognised
the superior information. The parent DNA.
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562. They didn't change you
because you changed them.
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563. - Mother knows best.
- Jamie.
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564. - Doctor, that bomb.
- Taken care of it.
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565. - How?
- Psychology.
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566. - Doctor!
- Good lad.
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567. The bomb's already started detonation.
I've put it in stasis, but it won't last!
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568. Change of plan!
Don't need the bomb.
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569. Can you get rid of it,
safely as you can?
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570. - Rose?
- Yeah?
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571. Goodbye.
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572. By the way. Love the t-shirt!
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573. - What are you doing?
- Software patch.
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574. Gonna email the upgrade.
You want moves, Rose.
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575. I'll give you moves.
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576. Everybody lives, Rose.
Just this once!
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577. Everybody lives!
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578. Dr constantine,
who never left his patients.
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579. Back on your feet,
constant doctor.
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580. World doesn't want to get by
without you just yet
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581. and I don't blame it one bit.
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582. These are your patients.
All better now.
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583. Yes, so it seems.
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584. They also seem to be standing around
in a disused railway station.
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585. Is there any particular reason for that?
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586. Yeah, well, you know, cutbacks.
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587. Listen, whatever was wrong
with them in the past
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588. you're probably gonna find
that they're cured.
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589. Just tell them what a great doctor you are,
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590. don't make a big thing of it.
Okay?
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591. Dr constantine.
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592. Mrs harcourt!
How much better you're looking!
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593. My leg's grown back.
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594. When I come to the hospital,
I had one leg.
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595. Well, there is a war on,
is it possible you miscounted?
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596. Right, you lot. Lots to do.
Beat the Germans, save the world.
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597. Don't forget the welfare state!
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598. Setting this to self-destruct,
soon as everybody's clear.
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599. History says there
was an explosion here.
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600. - Who am I to argue with history?
- Usually, the first in line.
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601. The nanogenes will clean up the mess
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602. and switch themselves off,
'cause I just told them to.
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603. Nancy and Jamie will go to
dr constantine for help, ditto.
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604. All in all, all things
considered. Fantastic!
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605. Look at you beaming away
like you're father Christmas.
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606. Who says I'm not?
Red bicycle when you were 12.
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607. - What?
- And everybody lives, Rose.
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608. Everybody lives.
I need more days like this!
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609. - Doctor.
- Go on, ask me anything. I'm on fire.
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610. What about Jack?
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611. Why did he say goodbye?
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612. Okay, computer,
how long can we keep the bomb in stasis?
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613. Stasis decaying at 90% cycle.
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614. - Detonation in three minutes.
- Can we jettison it?
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615. Any attempt to jettison the device
will precipitate detonation.
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616. - 100% probability.
- We could stick it in an escape pod?
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617. There is no escape pod on board.
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618. Okay, see the flaw in that.
I'll get in the escape pod.
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619. There is no escape pod on board.
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620. - Did you check everywhere?
- Affirmative.
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621. - Under the sink?
- Affirmative.
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622. Okay.
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623. Out of 100,
exactly how dead am I?
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624. Termination of captain Jack harkness
in under two minutes.
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625. 100% probability.
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626. Lovely. Thanks.
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627. - Good to know the numbers.
- You're welcome.
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628. Okay, then!
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629. Think we'd better initiate
emergency protocol 417.
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630. Affirmative.
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631. A little too much vermouth.
See if I come here again.
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632. Funny thing.
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633. Last time I was sentenced to death
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634. I ordered four hyper-vodkas
for my breakfast.
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635. All a bit of a blur after that.
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636. Woke up in bed
with both my executioners.
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637. Lovely couple.
They stayed in touch.
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638. Can't say that
about most executioners.
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639. Anyway.
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640. Thanks for everything, computer.
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641. It's been great.
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642. Well! Hurry up, then!
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643. Okay, all right and turn.
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644. Okay, try and spin me again.
But this time, don't get my arm up my back.
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645. No extra points for a half-Nelson.
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646. I'm sure I used
to know this stuff.
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647. Close the door, will you?
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648. Your ship's about to blow up,
there's gonna be a draft.
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649. Welcome to the tardis.
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650. - Much bigger on the inside.
- You'd better be.
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651. I think what the doctor is trying
to say is, you may cut in.
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652. - Rose! I've just remembered!
- What?
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653. I can dance!
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654. Actually, doctor,
I thought Jack might like this dance.
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655. I'm sure he would, Rose,
I'm absolutely certain.
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656. But who with?
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657. Whoo!
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658. And I was having
such a nice day.
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659. According to intelligence,
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660. the target is the last surviving member
of the slitheen family.
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661. A criminal sect from the planet
rexicoricophalvitorius
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662. masquerading as a human being,
zipped inside a skin suit.
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663. Its nuclear power station right in
the heart of Cardiff city
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664. will bring jobs for all.
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665. And it just so happens to be
right on top of the rift.
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666. If this power station went into meltdown,
the entire planet would go...
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667. Go on then, run!
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668. It's the rift,
the rift's opening.
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669. The whole city's going to disappear!
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670. Time and space
are ripping apart.
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671. Never mind Cardiff,
it's going to rip open the planet!
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