1. The Monks have been with usCopy !req
2. from the beginning.Copy !req
3. They shepherded humanity
through its formative years,Copy !req
4. gently guidingCopy !req
5. and encouraging.Copy !req
6. Like a parent clapping their hands
at a baby's first steps.Copy !req
7. They have been instrumental
in all the advancesCopy !req
8. of culture and technology.Copy !req
9. They watched proudlyCopy !req
10. as man invented the light bulb,Copy !req
11. the telephone and the Internet.Copy !req
12. They were even there to welcome
the first men on the moon.Copy !req
13. That's one small step for man,Copy !req
14. one giant leap for mankind.Copy !req
15. And they have defended us, too.Copy !req
16. Who can forget the time
the Monks defeated the Daleks?Copy !req
17. The Cybermen, the Weeping Angels?Copy !req
18. Two species sharing a history
as happily as they share a planet.Copy !req
19. Humanity and the Monks are a blissful
and perfect partnership.Copy !req
20. How lucky Earth isCopy !req
21. to have an ally as powerful and as tenderCopy !req
22. as the Monks,Copy !req
23. that asks for nothing
in return for their benevolenceCopy !req
24. - but obedience...Copy !req
25. Go, go, go!Copy !req
26. Get down!Copy !req
27. On your knees. Hands on your heads!Copy !req
28. Get down.
On your knees. Stay down!Copy !req
29. Search the room!Copy !req
30. - Jane Bishop...
- Get off me!Copy !req
31. You are chargedCopy !req
32. with the manufacture and possession
of propagandaCopy !req
33. intended to undermine the true history.Copy !req
34. This is in contravention
of the Memory Crimes Act of 1975.Copy !req
35. 1975.Copy !req
36. The Monks have only been here
a few months...Copy !req
37. Therefore I sentence you to 10 years
in a labour camp. Take her away.Copy !req
38. It's okay! Be a good boy for Mummy!Copy !req
39. The Monks have only been here a few months.Copy !req
40. Fight back. It's all lies!Copy !req
41. Get in.Copy !req
42. You know it's all lies.Copy !req
43. All right. Nothing to see.
Move along.Copy !req
44. So relax.Copy !req
45. Do as you're told.Copy !req
46. Your future is taken care of.Copy !req
47. Hello, Mum.Copy !req
48. The Monks...Copy !req
49. The Monks have only
been here for six months.Copy !req
50. I can't remember how
I escaped, Mum.Copy !req
51. I asked for their help and then...Copy !req
52. And then there's nothing.Copy !req
53. And then I woke up and the Monks were here.Copy !req
54. And they'd always been here.Copy !req
55. You. Come with me!Copy !req
56. Everything they told us,
all that we believe nowCopy !req
57. is a lie.Copy !req
58. But I don't understand it
because no one's saying anything.Copy !req
59. It's like they've been...Copy !req
60. Like they've been brainwashed.Copy !req
61. with those who would do them harm.Copy !req
62. By implementing a swift and painless death.Copy !req
63. Praise be the justice of the Monks.Copy !req
64. I travelled with a man called The Doctor.Copy !req
65. And his friend, Nardole.
And I did thisCopy !req
66. to save him.Copy !req
67. I'm trying to stay strong without themCopy !req
68. but every day it's harder to remember
what's real any more.Copy !req
69. If you suspect a colleague,Copy !req
70. a neighbour or a family member
of being a memory criminal...Copy !req
71. And I know, I know how it looks, Mum.Copy !req
72. With all of the stuff that
he's been saying on the telly,Copy !req
73. but it's all right.Copy !req
74. Because I know he has a plan.Copy !req
75. One day soon, he's gonna come back
and save us all.Copy !req
76. One day...Copy !req
77. What you doing?
It's me. Nardy!Copy !req
78. No. Wait. Shut up.
Tell me something.Copy !req
79. That first time,
with the Heather creature chasing us,Copy !req
80. where did we run away to?Copy !req
81. Australia.Copy !req
82. What noise do spaceship doors make?Copy !req
83. Shook, shook. Obviously.Copy !req
84. Oh.Copy !req
85. Oh, God.Copy !req
86. It happened. I knew it.Copy !req
87. It all really happened.Copy !req
88. - Ow!
- Where have you been?Copy !req
89. - That hurt me. That really hurt me.
- I needed you.Copy !req
90. Well, I got contaminated by that bacteria
in the lab, didn't I?Copy !req
91. I was laid up for six weeks.Copy !req
92. If I was human, I would have died.Copy !req
93. Right now you'd be talking to...Copy !req
94. Come to think of it, who were you talking to?Copy !req
95. Um, er...Copy !req
96. My...Copy !req
97. Uh, my, my mum.Copy !req
98. I thought your mumCopy !req
99. died.Copy !req
100. You know, when you were
little.Copy !req
101. I made up a version of her.Copy !req
102. Yeah, I talk to her all the time.Copy !req
103. Hmm.Copy !req
104. Oh, well, that's not that weird.Copy !req
105. Yeah, I used to have an imaginary friend.Copy !req
106. Till he left me for someone else.Copy !req
107. I know. Charming.Copy !req
108. They're doing something to us.Copy !req
109. The Monks. I can't think straight.Copy !req
110. It's like... They're saying
they've been here forever,Copy !req
111. and I know they haven't.Copy !req
112. But part of me is starting to think that it's real.Copy !req
113. Every day I have to...Copy !req
114. I have to remind myself that everything thatCopy !req
115. you, me and The Doctor did
actually happenedCopy !req
116. and it wasn't just a dream.Copy !req
117. Why do it?Copy !req
118. That's what I don't get.Copy !req
119. They invade somewhere, take control,
why go to the trouble of changing the past?Copy !req
120. However bad the situation is,
if people think that's how it's always been,Copy !req
121. they put up with it.
It's 90% of the job done.Copy !req
122. Wait.Copy !req
123. - You said you were ill for six weeks.
- Hmm?Copy !req
124. What you been doing since then?Copy !req
125. Looking for The Doctor.Copy !req
126. Have you found him?Copy !req
127. Well, let's just say...Copy !req
128. - Yes, yes, yes. I found him.Copy !req
129. So...Copy !req
130. All anyone's seen of The DoctorCopy !req
131. in the last six monthsCopy !req
132. are those broadcasts he does.Copy !req
133. He's faking it. I'm positive.Copy !req
134. He hasn't joined the Monks.Copy !req
135. He's being held prisoner. He's just...
He's just biding his time. Waiting.Copy !req
136. The thing is, the Monks have got
some kind of scramblerCopy !req
137. so no one can trace the broadcasts.Copy !req
138. Lucky then that I have got this!Copy !req
139. It traces the source of the signal
and gives a map coordinate.Copy !req
140. Cool. Where did you get it?Copy !req
141. Found it in the TARDIS.Copy !req
142. Yeah, it was in one of the drawersCopy !req
143. with some old takeaway menus
and 50 Danish Kroner.Copy !req
144. Anyway, this is them.Copy !req
145. - So he's at sea.
- Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
146. Yeah. Yeah, the Monks have gotten him
in one of the old prison boats.Copy !req
147. Hulks, they use to call them.Copy !req
148. So how do we get to him?Copy !req
149. Every six weeks,
all their food and fuel and stuffCopy !req
150. gets taken to them by a supply boat.Copy !req
151. The next delivery is in two days' time,
off the coast of Scotland.Copy !req
152. That's our chance!Copy !req
153. Yeah, that really has to stop.Copy !req
154. It's happening, Mum.Copy !req
155. I knew it would. So...Copy !req
156. Nardole has made contact
with the captain of the supply boatCopy !req
157. that runs to and from the prison ship
where The Doctor's being held.Copy !req
158. His son is serving 10 years in a labour camp
for possession of a box of comics.Copy !req
159. So he's no fan of the Monks.Copy !req
160. He'll get us on board the prison ship.Copy !req
161. Security is really tight, obviously.Copy !req
162. But Nardole says there's not been much
in way of resistanceCopy !req
163. since the Monks took over.
So they're more worriedCopy !req
164. about The Doctor getting out
than anyone getting in.Copy !req
165. Get those crates moving.Copy !req
166. But what we don't want is for themCopy !req
167. to do a spot check on our identity papers.Copy !req
168. Papers!Copy !req
169. Spot check.Copy !req
170. Nardole doesn't have anyCopy !req
171. and I'm down as university kitchen staff.Copy !req
172. Check!Copy !req
173. It's them.Copy !req
174. All right, what you waiting for? We need
to get this stuff on board. Chop, chop.Copy !req
175. Hold it. Back to work.
- Come on.Copy !req
176. After that, we're on our own.Copy !req
177. Careful.Copy !req
178. Doctor.Copy !req
179. Doctor, it's me.Copy !req
180. Guards!Copy !req
181. What are you doing here?Copy !req
182. Well, what does it look like?
We've come to save you.Copy !req
183. This is your doing, isn't it?Copy !req
184. You shouldn't be here.Copy !req
185. - I have to talk to the Monks now.
- Doctor...Copy !req
186. Stop. Don't. Don't move.
They will kill you.Copy !req
187. Stay where you are.Copy !req
188. Epsilon. Fire. Jupiter. Lily.Copy !req
189. The Monks are on their way.Copy !req
190. When they get here, let me do the talking.Copy !req
191. Wait. What was that?Copy !req
192. Did you actually just call them, you nutter?Copy !req
193. You deserve an explanation.Copy !req
194. Human society's...Copy !req
195. Stagnating.Copy !req
196. You've stopped moving forward.Copy !req
197. In fact, you're regressing.Copy !req
198. - Well, this isn't exactly much better.
- It's safer.Copy !req
199. Not so much for the people
the Monks are killing.Copy !req
200. The Romans killed people and saved
billions more from disease.Copy !req
201. War, famine.Copy !req
202. And barbarism.Copy !req
203. No, wait.Copy !req
204. What about free will?Copy !req
205. You believe in free will.Copy !req
206. Your whole thing is... You made me write
a 3,000-word essay on free will.Copy !req
207. Yes, well, I mean,
you had free willCopy !req
208. and look at what you did with it.
Worse than that, you had history.Copy !req
209. History was saying to you,Copy !req
210. "Look, I've got some examples
of fascism here for you to look at.Copy !req
211. "No? Fundamentalism?Copy !req
212. "No? Oh, okay. You carry on."Copy !req
213. I had to stop you, or at least,
not stand in the wayCopy !req
214. of someone else who wanted to.Copy !req
215. Because the guns were getting bigger,
the stakes were getting higher.Copy !req
216. And any minute now, it's gonna be
"Good night, Vienna."Copy !req
217. By the way, you never delivered that essay.Copy !req
218. Because the world was invaded
by zombie Monks.Copy !req
219. And whose fault was that?Copy !req
220. Huh? I didn't ask for my sight back.Copy !req
221. No, you took it upon yourself to ignore me.Copy !req
222. To do what you thought was best.Copy !req
223. All I can say is that we are luckyCopy !req
224. that it was a benevolent race like the Monks,
not the Daleks.Copy !req
225. Yes, I know the Monks are with us.
I get that.Copy !req
226. Yes, they play with history.
I'm not exactly thrilled about that.Copy !req
227. But they bring peace and order.Copy !req
228. Okay.Copy !req
229. Yeah, yeah, I get it. I...Copy !req
230. It's, it's like that time that we discovered
that huge fish creatureCopy !req
231. in the Seine in Paris.Copy !req
232. That was a coded message.Copy !req
233. The big fish creature was under the Thames.Copy !req
234. If I'd played along, she'd have known
that I was tricking her.Copy !req
235. Guns down.Copy !req
236. I'm sorry, Bill. I just... I just...Copy !req
237. I really wanted to make you see.Copy !req
238. This...Copy !req
239. This is real?Copy !req
240. You... You actually...Copy !req
241. You're actually doing this.Copy !req
242. Do you have any ideaCopy !req
243. how hard the past few months have been?Copy !req
244. How hard it's been to hold on to the truth?Copy !req
245. It would have been so easy
to just give inCopy !req
246. and believe their lies.Copy !req
247. But I didn't.Copy !req
248. I fought against it. For you!Copy !req
249. For when you came back!Copy !req
250. And now you're saying you've joined them.Copy !req
251. You're helping them.Copy !req
252. - Bill, put... Put the gun down.
- I'm serious, Doctor.Copy !req
253. We'll think of something else.Copy !req
254. But you better tell me now...Copy !req
255. Because if you help the Monks, then...Copy !req
256. Nothing will ever stop them.Copy !req
257. They'll be here forever.Copy !req
258. It's not a trick, it's not a plan.
I have joined the Monks.Copy !req
259. Whatever it takes, I'm gonna save you
from yourselves.Copy !req
260. Good girl.Copy !req
261. Regeneration a little bit too much?Copy !req
262. No, I thought it was a nice touch.Copy !req
263. Too much was Richard asking
for our identity papers.Copy !req
264. I couldn't resist it. Your face...Copy !req
265. Well, hello?Copy !req
266. Could somebody tell me
what the hell is going on?Copy !req
267. You did it.Copy !req
268. You did it.Copy !req
269. The Monks are using some kind of...
You know, something to controlCopy !req
270. the population. They must be.Copy !req
271. Otherwise they wouldn't have been
able to hold on to power for this long.Copy !req
272. Now, they don't trust me yet, not completely,Copy !req
273. and I had to just check that you weren't
under the influence, testing me.Copy !req
274. So you...Copy !req
275. You haven't turned,
you're not working for them?Copy !req
276. No, of course not.Copy !req
277. I spent the last six months planningCopy !req
278. and also recruiting all these chaps.Copy !req
279. De-programming them, one by one.
Talking some sense into them.Copy !req
280. And there's loads of them,
I could do with a Strepsil.Copy !req
281. But I shot you.Copy !req
282. Yes, well, that was the plan, you see?Copy !req
283. Everyone exchanged their ammo for blanks.Copy !req
284. Did you forget, David?Copy !req
285. You forgot?Copy !req
286. Well, that would have really blown
the plan, wouldn't it?Copy !req
287. But you called the Monks.Copy !req
288. I called the kitchen. Oh...Copy !req
289. Could you pop down and explain it to them?
They're gonna be really confused.Copy !req
290. And you were in on this, too?Copy !req
291. Oh, it was partly his idea.Copy !req
292. Oh, my...Copy !req
293. - God, I'm gonna beat the...
No, no, no...Copy !req
294. She keeps hitting me.
She been doing it the...Copy !req
295. No, come on, come on.
We've got to band back together again.Copy !req
296. Now, lovely as it isCopy !req
297. to have you on board,
literally and metaphorically,Copy !req
298. we're going to need some help.Copy !req
299. So, who we gonna get?Copy !req
300. The only person I know
almost as smart as me.Copy !req
301. Oh!Copy !req
302. I see.Copy !req
303. Blimey. Has it really come to that?Copy !req
304. Mum, it's me. We're coming back.Copy !req
305. We could have snuck back in,Copy !req
306. but The Doctor being The Doctor...Copy !req
307. Halt!Copy !req
308. By the time we got back
to the university,Copy !req
309. the Monks were waiting for us.
Of course.Copy !req
310. We weren't headed
to his office, though.Copy !req
311. Even so, The Doctor was nervous, Mum.
I could tell.Copy !req
312. He had to do this, he said.Copy !req
313. He had to open the vault.Copy !req
314. Over to
the containment field, please!Copy !req
315. This...Copy !req
316. This is just a woman.Copy !req
317. God, the way you and Nardole
have been carrying onCopy !req
318. I thought we had some kind of monster
in here or something.Copy !req
319. I do.Copy !req
320. Missy... Bill.Copy !req
321. Bill. Missy, the other last of the Time Lords.Copy !req
322. Wait a sec.Copy !req
323. Why have you got a woman locked in a vault?Copy !req
324. 'Cause even I think that's weird
and I've been attacked by a puddle.Copy !req
325. She's going cold turkey from being bad.Copy !req
326. I want to ask if you've had any dealings
with the Monks before.Copy !req
327. Of course.Copy !req
328. I've had adventures, too.Copy !req
329. My whole life doesn't revolve
around you, you know.Copy !req
330. Did you defeat them?Copy !req
331. I did.Copy !req
332. How?Copy !req
333. I've got some requests.Copy !req
334. I want some new books.Copy !req
335. Some toys. Like a particle accelerator,Copy !req
336. 3D printer and a pony.Copy !req
337. I don't think that you really grasp
what's going on here.Copy !req
338. Nice people generally don't haggle
over the fate of a planet.Copy !req
339. I once built a gun out of leaves.Copy !req
340. Do you think I couldn't get through a door
if I wanted to?Copy !req
341. I'm here.Copy !req
342. All right? I'm engaging
in the process.Copy !req
343. Okay.Copy !req
344. Yeah, we can... We can
get those things for you.Copy !req
345. C'est super.Copy !req
346. So.Copy !req
347. What have we got so far?Copy !req
348. They hold onto power by
targeting the part of the brainCopy !req
349. specifically to do with
memory and perception. Correct?Copy !req
350. - Right?
- Getting warm.Copy !req
351. Fingers tingling.Copy !req
352. But they target it with what exactly?Copy !req
353. How do they sustain it?Copy !req
354. How do their lies infiltrate
the brains of billions?Copy !req
355. Is it some kind of airborne psychoactive?Copy !req
356. No, no, no, no.
That's very cold, very cold.Copy !req
357. Something that's constantlyCopy !req
358. being fed to the populace.Copy !req
359. Constantly consolidating its hold.
Is it in the water?Copy !req
360. God, no. It's freezing, freezing.Copy !req
361. Absolutely freezing.
Couldn't be colder.Copy !req
362. Very, very chilly. So, so chilly.
Oh, come on.Copy !req
363. I'm bored.Copy !req
364. You haven't been to see me in six months.Copy !req
365. No one has, not even that bald bloke
who looks like an egg.Copy !req
366. What, you left her alone in here
for six months?Copy !req
367. I was in prison for six months.Copy !req
368. Start at the beginning.Copy !req
369. How do they get a foothold on a planet?Copy !req
370. Some idiot asks for their help.Copy !req
371. Well, not just any idiot.Copy !req
372. I mean, it has to be a properly
consenting human mind.Copy !req
373. A pure request.Copy !req
374. One without agenda or ulterior motive.Copy !req
375. It's them.Copy !req
376. That person creates a psychic link,Copy !req
377. which forms an anchor
that keeps the Monks in power.Copy !req
378. They are the lynchpin.Copy !req
379. Scalding, ow.Copy !req
380. But the brain waves of one person
wouldn't be powerful enoughCopy !req
381. to contain an entire planet.Copy !req
382. The statues.Copy !req
383. As soon as they got here,
the Monks put up statuesCopy !req
384. in every town squareCopy !req
385. and every park, and every playground.Copy !req
386. You're on fire, you're literally on fire,Copy !req
387. so caliente.
That's Spanish for "hot".Copy !req
388. The statues are transmitters.Copy !req
389. They boost the signal and beam it out
all around the world.Copy !req
390. Boom! You've exploded.Copy !req
391. Now all you have to do isCopy !req
392. find whoever opened to door
to the Monks in the first place.Copy !req
393. Say I already have.
Oh.Copy !req
394. Oh, well, then you are sorted.Copy !req
395. Just kill them.Copy !req
396. That weakens the Monks' grip on the world.Copy !req
397. No, no.Copy !req
398. No, no, that can't right.Copy !req
399. There are planets that the Monks have ruled
for thousands of years.Copy !req
400. It's passed on through the bloodline.Copy !req
401. Usually the lynchpin goes on
to lead a normal life,Copy !req
402. have their own family, and the link
is passed down through the generations.Copy !req
403. But the Monks must have worked that out.
They've been doing this for millennia.Copy !req
404. Why? I mean, if the link is passed on,Copy !req
405. then the Monks stay in charge.Copy !req
406. Through, they think,
ruthlessness and efficiency.Copy !req
407. But if the lynchpin diesCopy !req
408. and the link isn't passed on and the Monks
get booted off the planet,Copy !req
409. well, they just chalk it up to experience.Copy !req
410. No, it's okay.Copy !req
411. - I want to speak to her.
- Yes.Copy !req
412. So, when you defeated
the Monks, that's how you did it.Copy !req
413. Well, at this point, all that was left
of the bloodline was a wee girl.Copy !req
414. And I just pushed her into a volcano.Copy !req
415. It's me.Copy !req
416. The lynchpin is me.Copy !req
417. Awkward.Copy !req
418. So you are saying I have to die?Copy !req
419. No, if you were just to die,Copy !req
420. then everyone's false memories
would have to fade, and that could take ages.Copy !req
421. It's actually better if you keep breathing,Copy !req
422. if your brain just keeps transmitting,Copy !req
423. well, nothing.Copy !req
424. That would blot out the residue
false memories.Copy !req
425. What would be left of me?Copy !req
426. You'd be a husk.Copy !req
427. Completely and irrevocably braindead.Copy !req
428. You couldn't even get on
Celebrity Love Island.Copy !req
429. Even if that was the truth, the fact that
you're suggesting it showsCopy !req
430. that there's been no change.Copy !req
431. No, no point.Copy !req
432. We don't sacrifice people, it's wrong.Copy !req
433. Because it's easy.Copy !req
434. You know, back in the day,
I'd burn an entire city to the groundCopy !req
435. just to see the pretty shapes the smoke made.Copy !req
436. I'm sorry your plus one
doesn't get a happy ending.Copy !req
437. But like it or not, I just saved this world
because I want to change it.Copy !req
438. Your version of good is not absolute.Copy !req
439. It's vain, arrogant, sentimental.Copy !req
440. But if you are waiting for me
to become all that,Copy !req
441. I'm going to be here for a long time yet.Copy !req
442. What did she say?Copy !req
443. - Nothing.
- There's a way to defeat them.Copy !req
444. There is.
Well, there is, but not that.Copy !req
445. Come on.Copy !req
446. You knew she was gonna say
something like this.Copy !req
447. That's why you needed me back.Copy !req
448. You could've escaped from that ship.Copy !req
449. You could've started something
to defeat the Monks without me.Copy !req
450. I wanted you back by my side
because it's the safest place in the world.Copy !req
451. Can someone...
What did she say?Copy !req
452. She said it's me.Copy !req
453. I asked the Monks for help,
started all of this.Copy !req
454. So I have to be the one to finish it.Copy !req
455. The only downside is if
that's what we do...Copy !req
456. Well, it's not worth me starting
any long books.Copy !req
457. Okay, we'll let's,Copy !req
458. uh, put a pin in it for now,Copy !req
459. as they say, andCopy !req
460. see if we can think of something else.Copy !req
461. You said the safest place for me
was by your side.Copy !req
462. That's what's protecting the Monks.Copy !req
463. It's why their plan works.Copy !req
464. The cathedral,
the Monks' headquarters.Copy !req
465. Oh, yes.Copy !req
466. We're gonna have to break in there.Copy !req
467. Why?Copy !req
468. Somewhere in there,
the Monks must have some kind of a machineCopy !req
469. that creates and broadcasts the myths
of their history.Copy !req
470. The ones that are powered by,
carried by, fed byCopy !req
471. your brainwaves.Copy !req
472. So, we get in, I plug myself into it,Copy !req
473. and replace the signals that
they are receiving with my brainwavesCopy !req
474. and beam out the true history of the world.Copy !req
475. Oh-ho, yes.Copy !req
476. I can even throw in some other stuff.Copy !req
477. The things that I could change
just by thinking.Copy !req
478. Racism, people who talk in cinemas.Copy !req
479. Are you sure? This will be
an incredibly sophisticated transmitter,Copy !req
480. powerful enough to beam
highly detailed propagandaCopy !req
481. to the entire world 24 hours a day,Copy !req
482. and you're gonna plug your brain into it?Copy !req
483. I know, it doesn't stand a chance.Copy !req
484. That's odd. There's no Monks
guarding the entrance.Copy !req
485. Come away from the window.Copy !req
486. How many Monks were there?Copy !req
487. Oh, about 12 Monks in there.Copy !req
488. Twelve?Copy !req
489. Well, you have to admit that is ever so clever.Copy !req
490. You see?Copy !req
491. Another way they hang onto power
is to create a mythCopy !req
492. that they're here in greater numbers
than they really are.Copy !req
493. Beam's stronger here, isn't it?Copy !req
494. You can almost hear it.Copy !req
495. So hard to hang onto any thought of life
before the Monks.Copy !req
496. Yes, and it's going to get strongerCopy !req
497. the closer we get to the transmitter.Copy !req
498. The lies are gonna become more convincing.Copy !req
499. You'll want to turn around.Copy !req
500. You won't know what you're doing here,Copy !req
501. or why you are working against the Monks.Copy !req
502. Now, have you all got your
stereo headphone, eye thing?Copy !req
503. Yeah. You never told us
what we needed these for.Copy !req
504. Ah, this is where you come in.Copy !req
505. The Monks are not our friends.Copy !req
506. They have invaded Earth
and made its people slaves.Copy !req
507. They cling on to power by means
of a powerful transmitterCopy !req
508. broadcasting myths and lies
that suggest they have always been here.Copy !req
509. In fact, they have only been here a few monthsCopy !req
510. and have falsified and manipulated
our history.Copy !req
511. Our mission is to interrupt their broadcast
and replace it with the true history of Earth,Copy !req
512. which will weaken
and undermine the Monks' power.Copy !req
513. The Monks are not our friends.Copy !req
514. They have invaded Earth
and made its people slaves.Copy !req
515. They cling on to power by means
of a powerful transmitterCopy !req
516. broadcasting myths and lies
that suggest they have always been here.Copy !req
517. In fact...
Take cover!Copy !req
518. they've only been here a few monthsCopy !req
519. and have falsified and manipulated
our history.Copy !req
520. Our mission is to interrupt their broadcast
and replace it with the true history of Earth,Copy !req
521. which will weaken
and undermine the Monks' power.Copy !req
522. The Monks are not our friends.Copy !req
523. They have invaded Earth...Copy !req
524. Are you okay?Copy !req
525. - Yeah.
- Yeah?Copy !req
526. I think it's my... Oh, oh...
Doctor!Copy !req
527. It's in here.Copy !req
528. Ooh.Copy !req
529. Everything all right, Alan?Copy !req
530. You tricked us.Copy !req
531. You tried to make us believe
the Monks were invaders.Copy !req
532. How could you say that?Copy !req
533. They've always been here.Copy !req
534. - You know that.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
535. Uh, oh, I see.Copy !req
536. The Monks are our friends.Copy !req
537. I won't let you hurt them.Copy !req
538. I'll die first.Copy !req
539. I'll kill you first.Copy !req
540. Tarovian neck pinch.Copy !req
541. Yeah, I studied their martial arts
for a while, actually.Copy !req
542. Yeah, reached a level of Brown Tabard.Copy !req
543. Yeah, can't do it with this hand, though.Copy !req
544. Kind of bugs me. Course, this wasn't
my original hand, as you know.Copy !req
545. I won this in a game of...
Uh, yeah... Let's...Copy !req
546. Trek on.Copy !req
547. Fake news central.Copy !req
548. I can think.Copy !req
549. They're not in my head, why is that?Copy !req
550. We're in the eye of the storm.Copy !req
551. Guard the doors.Copy !req
552. I can't be interrupted.Copy !req
553. Boo!Copy !req
554. Not necessary.Copy !req
555. Okay, he's out. Let's do this.Copy !req
556. It's working. The Monks are disappearing.Copy !req
557. Oh, I didn't agree to this.Copy !req
558. What's happening?Copy !req
559. It's fighting back. It's blocking me.Copy !req
560. Countering every move.Copy !req
561. Look.Copy !req
562. Oh, no, no, no.Copy !req
563. Doctor!Copy !req
564. I wanted to do it before you woke up.Copy !req
565. But I had to say goodbye.Copy !req
566. Bill, whatever you're planning,
there's no need for this.Copy !req
567. Let me try again.
He caught me unawares.Copy !req
568. Cup of tea, I'll get my second wind.Copy !req
569. Even your brain couldn't stand
another roasting like that.Copy !req
570. So we'll find another way.
Let me talk to Missy again.Copy !req
571. We have the answer, Doctor, please.Copy !req
572. I don't want our last conversation to be this.Copy !req
573. I don't want this to be our last conversation.Copy !req
574. Well, goodbye, Doctor.Copy !req
575. Thank you.Copy !req
576. God, it was worth it.Copy !req
577. Bill...Copy !req
578. Bill, no don't. Bill, Bill, Bill...Copy !req
579. Bill, it will kill you. Bill...Copy !req
580. It's too powerful...Copy !req
581. Bill, I... I order you!Copy !req
582. I'm ordering you not to do this, Bill!Copy !req
583. Nardole, untie me!Copy !req
584. Nardole, untie me now!Copy !req
585. Bill, don't do this.Copy !req
586. Okay...Copy !req
587. I don't usually let someone erase my brain
on the first date, butCopy !req
588. seeing as it's you...Copy !req
589. Argh! Ugh!Copy !req
590. Ahh...Copy !req
591. Oh, no...Copy !req
592. No, no... No, no, no!Copy !req
593. They're hijacking her memories.Copy !req
594. Infecting them like a virus.Copy !req
595. Just reinforcing the lies.Copy !req
596. She's died for nothing.Copy !req
597. Come on, there must be a way
to shut this thing down!Copy !req
598. Hello, Mum.Copy !req
599. Doctor, look.Copy !req
600. You clever, brilliant, ridiculous girl.Copy !req
601. Look at that.Copy !req
602. All the pictures I gave you.Copy !req
603. I thought I was just being kind
but I was saving the world.Copy !req
604. Bill, if there's any of you left in there, listen.Copy !req
605. You have to keep thinking about your mum,
the memory you created.Copy !req
606. Her voice, her smile,
the Monks can't get near it.Copy !req
607. Fill your mind with it.Copy !req
608. Push it into every corner.Copy !req
609. Bill!Copy !req
610. Mum.Copy !req
611. She's filling its mindCopy !req
612. with one pure, uncorrupted,
irresistible image.Copy !req
613. Now it's broadcasting it to the world
because it can't help it.Copy !req
614. All those years you kept it alive inside you.Copy !req
615. An isolated subroutine in a living mind.Copy !req
616. Perfect. Untouchable.Copy !req
617. She's a window on the world
without the Monks.Copy !req
618. Absolutely loved, absolutely trusted.Copy !req
619. And that window is opening everywhere.Copy !req
620. A glimpse of freedom.Copy !req
621. But a glimpse is all you need.Copy !req
622. The lie is breaking.Copy !req
623. Bill's mum, you just went viral.Copy !req
624. You did it,
you broke the signal.Copy !req
625. What are the Monks gonna do?Copy !req
626. What oppressors always do
when they realise who's really in power.Copy !req
627. They run.Copy !req
628. This is exciting, isn't it?Copy !req
629. You know, kind of, it's like a turning point.Copy !req
630. Humans have learnt that
they can overthrow dictatorsCopy !req
631. and stuff, they just...Copy !req
632. They just have to band together.Copy !req
633. Well, it's not quite as simple as that.Copy !req
634. You, appalling hair.Copy !req
635. This thing that we are sitting on, what is it?Copy !req
636. Uh, we thought they were just like
filming something here or something.Copy !req
637. Thank you, very helpful,
now go away or something.Copy !req
638. You see? The Monks have erased themselves.Copy !req
639. Humanity is doomed to never learn
from its mistakes.Copy !req
640. Well, I guess that's part of our charm.Copy !req
641. No, it's really quite annoying.Copy !req
642. Anyway, I mustn't keep you.Copy !req
643. Three thousand wordsCopy !req
644. on the mechanics of free will,
now six months overdue.Copy !req
645. Why do you put up with us, then?Copy !req
646. In amongst seven billion,Copy !req
647. there's someone like you.Copy !req
648. That's why I put up with the rest of them.Copy !req
649. I keep remembering all the people I've killed.Copy !req
650. Every day I think of more.Copy !req
651. Being bad.Copy !req
652. Being bad drowned that out.Copy !req
653. I didn't know I even knew their names.Copy !req
654. You didn't tell me about this bit.Copy !req
655. I'm sorry, but this is good.Copy !req
656. Okay.Copy !req
657. There were humans on Mars
in Victorian times?Copy !req
658. No, there weren't.Copy !req
659. Friday asked for my help.Copy !req
660. In return for what?Copy !req
661. Halt!Copy !req
662. This could be the entrance
to an Ice Warrior hive.Copy !req
663. Friday has been
using you all along.Copy !req
664. His aim is to get back to Mars
and find his queen.Copy !req
665. Rise, my Ice Warriors.Copy !req
666. Rise!Copy !req
667. I daresay the British army
is more than a matchCopy !req
668. for a bunch of upright crocodiles.Copy !req
669. You don't stand a chance against
the Ice Warriors.Copy !req