1. Space...Copy !req
2. The final frontier.Copy !req
3. Final because it wants to kill us.Copy !req
4. Sometimes we forget that.Copy !req
5. Start taking it all for granted...Copy !req
6. the suits, the ships, the
little bubbles of safety...Copy !req
7. ..as they protect us from the void...Copy !req
8. But the void is always waiting.Copy !req
9. This isn't the best timing. I know that.Copy !req
10. Well, typical me.Copy !req
11. Maybe it's because...Copy !req
12. 'Oxygen levels critical.'Copy !req
13. .. everything's so... messed up.Copy !req
14. The trivial stuff just...Copy !req
15. falls away.Copy !req
16. You realise life...Copy !req
17. can be so brief...Copy !req
18. .. and so, I just want to tell you...Copy !req
19. .. if we do get through this...Copy !req
20. I want to have a baby!Copy !req
21. With you!Copy !req
22. And as soon as my...Copy !req
23. radio's fixed...Copy !req
24. - I'm going to tell you just that.
- 'Mag boots on.'Copy !req
25. 'Mag boots on.'Copy !req
26. Nearly there.Copy !req
27. Can you hear me? Ivan?Copy !req
28. Still can't hear you, love.Copy !req
29. You're wasting your breath.Copy !req
30. - The one thing... we can't waste.Copy !req
31. Need to bypass it.Copy !req
32. Oh, no, no, no! No, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
33. No, no, no...!Copy !req
34. Yeah!Copy !req
35. No!Copy !req
36. No-o-o-o!Copy !req
37. So, how does space kill you?Copy !req
38. I'm glad you asked.Copy !req
39. The main problem is pressure.Copy !req
40. - There isn't any.Copy !req
41. So, don't hold your breath
or your lungs will explode.Copy !req
42. Blood vessels rupture.Copy !req
43. Exposed areas swell.Copy !req
44. Fun fact!Copy !req
45. The boiling temperature of waterCopy !req
46. is much lower in a vacuum.Copy !req
47. Which means...Copy !req
48. that your sweat and your salivaCopy !req
49. will boil...Copy !req
50. as will the fluid around your eyes.Copy !req
51. You won't notice any of thisCopy !req
52. because 15 seconds in,
you've passed out...Copy !req
53. as oxygen bubbles formed in your blood.
And 90 seconds in...Copy !req
54. ..you're dead.Copy !req
55. Any questions?Copy !req
56. Yes.Copy !req
57. What's this got to do
with crop rotation?Copy !req
58. Er, I dunno.Copy !req
59. But space is great, isn't it?Copy !req
60. 'You're missing it, aren't you?'Copy !req
61. - Crop rotation?
- Space.Copy !req
62. I'm worried you're thinking
about taking another trip, sir.Copy !req
63. I'm here, I'm guarding the
vault, what do you want from me?Copy !req
64. - The truth.
- Don't be unreasonable.Copy !req
65. 'Space!'Copy !req
66. Going to space is exactly like camping.Copy !req
67. - Is it?
- Uh, well. No.Copy !req
68. Ok.Copy !req
69. - In a way, yes.
- Great!Copy !req
70. Too much between you and the outside
and you might as well stay home.Copy !req
71. To really FEEL it,Copy !req
72. you need the space equivalent
of a wafer-thin sleeping bagCopy !req
73. and a leaky two-man tent.Copy !req
74. So, pick a campsite.Copy !req
75. - Got any reviews?
- What?Copy !req
76. You know, like for restaurants?Copy !req
77. "Waiter was a bit handsy, lasagne
gave me the trots. Two stars."Copy !req
78. Strangely, no.Copy !req
79. Oh, I don't know! That one!Copy !req
80. Ah, yes, well, possibly,
we could go there.Copy !req
81. Pitch our tent next to the toilet block.Copy !req
82. How about something a bit more exciting?Copy !req
83. - What's that?Copy !req
84. That... is my theme tune.Copy !req
85. Otherwise known as a distress call.Copy !req
86. You like distress calls?Copy !req
87. You only really see the
true face of the universeCopy !req
88. when it's asking for your help.Copy !req
89. I haven't seen MY true face in years.Copy !req
90. Swapped it for this one on the run.Copy !req
91. Oh, look, Bill, it's Nardole!Copy !req
92. What a lovely surprise!Copy !req
93. Thought I sent you to Birmingham
for a packet of crisps.Copy !req
94. Yeah, I saw through
your cunning ruse...!Copy !req
95. Yes, well, if you will go thinking
for yourself... What do you want?Copy !req
96. I was given strict instructions
to keep you at the university.Copy !req
97. - Who by?
- You.Copy !req
98. Well, you're not doing a
very good job, are you?Copy !req
99. - I'll overlook it this once.
- Do you know what this is?Copy !req
100. If it's not crisps, you're sacked.Copy !req
101. Fluid link K57.Copy !req
102. Removed it from the TARDIS the
other night after your lecture.Copy !req
103. That is very untrusting.Copy !req
104. You took an oath, sir!Copy !req
105. - The vault cannot be unguarded.
- Oh, listen to Mr Boring...Copy !req
106. - I'm acting under your orders!
- See how reliable I am!Copy !req
107. - What's a fluid link?
- No idea.Copy !req
108. But the TARDIS can't go
anywhere without it.Copy !req
109. - Who told you that?
- You did!Copy !req
110. Exactly!Copy !req
111. Teach you to trust me.Copy !req
112. No...Copy !req
113. I'm docking your pay for this.Copy !req
114. - I'm a bit cross with you, sir.
- Noted. Scored out. Forgotten.Copy !req
115. Wait. There's no oxygen.Copy !req
116. What? Well, how come we're breathing?Copy !req
117. Air shell around the TARDIS. Hang on.Copy !req
118. Now there's a really big air
shell around the TARDIS.Copy !req
119. How big?Copy !req
120. Big enough for a stroll.Copy !req
121. So cocky.Copy !req
122. - Why aren't we floating?
- Artificial gravity.Copy !req
123. Doesn't feel like space.Copy !req
124. Ah...!Copy !req
125. NOW it feels like space!Copy !req
126. Look at this. Classic design.Copy !req
127. Pressure seals,Copy !req
128. hinges.Copy !req
129. None of that "Shuk! Shuk!" nonsense.Copy !req
130. Space doors are supposed to go "Shuk!
Shuk!" not "Urrrrr..."Copy !req
131. Are you going to be like this all day?Copy !req
132. Yeah. Till you're back
where you should be.Copy !req
133. - Er, guys...
- Hm?Copy !req
134. Hello?Copy !req
135. - He's dead.Copy !req
136. How can he be dead? He's standing up.Copy !req
137. No. His suit's standing up.Copy !req
138. He's just along for the ride.Copy !req
139. Oh, God...Copy !req
140. It's standing FOR him?Copy !req
141. Gyro stabiliser, magnetic boots,
and gloves, on board computer.Copy !req
142. It could run, jump, and
update his Facebook.Copy !req
143. Death, where is thy sting?Copy !req
144. So...Copy !req
145. Back to the TARDIS?Copy !req
146. Yeah, can you turn it off?Copy !req
147. - Turn what off?
- The suit.Copy !req
148. Just, please, just turn it off.Copy !req
149. - Why?
- He's just... standing there!Copy !req
150. It's sick! It's... disrespectful.Copy !req
151. I tell you what's disrespectful...Copy !req
152. Whatever killed him.Copy !req
153. Well, there was no oxygen, right?Copy !req
154. Before we got here.Copy !req
155. Didn't he just suffocate?Copy !req
156. Well, his tank's full.Copy !req
157. And...Copy !req
158. - .. his field's up.
- His what?Copy !req
159. Force field. Keeps the air in.Copy !req
160. Well, look, can we just, like,
lie him down or something?Copy !req
161. - This isn't right.
- No, it isn't.Copy !req
162. It isn't.Copy !req
163. Mining Station Chasm Forge.Copy !req
164. Crew of 40.Copy !req
165. I've got 36 records of
life signs terminated.Copy !req
166. Last log entry: "Station
declared non-profitable."Copy !req
167. Yeah. Your workers all
dying'll do that for you!Copy !req
168. Ok, then! Back to the TARDIS!Copy !req
169. - Lovely in there! Nice and cosy!
- Yeah, yeah... He's right.Copy !req
170. - Doctor, are you listening?
- 40 minus 36.Copy !req
171. - Sorry, what?
- Equals what?Copy !req
172. Oh, no, I'm just saying
that Nardole was saying...Copy !req
173. Four.Copy !req
174. Four, Bill.Copy !req
175. Four survivors,Copy !req
176. one distress call.Copy !req
177. The universe shows its true
face when it asks for help.Copy !req
178. We show ours by how we respond.Copy !req
179. Any questions?Copy !req
180. - Good!Copy !req
181. Hello!Copy !req
182. - Has he got his tunes on?
- Not exactly.Copy !req
183. Calm down. It's empty.Copy !req
184. - And you couldn't just tell us?
- Are you trying to scare us?Copy !req
185. I'm maxing out your adrenaline.
Fear keeps you fast! Fast is good!Copy !req
186. - Do people ever hit you?
- Well, only when I'm talking.Copy !req
187. So, it's basically a robot?Copy !req
188. Ah, well.Copy !req
189. Sort of. Fairly dumb.Copy !req
190. Capable of simple tasks.Copy !req
191. You better watch your step, you
could be out of a job. And... Ah!Copy !req
192. - Speech.Copy !req
193. Hello, suit.Copy !req
194. 'Good morning. How may I assist?'Copy !req
195. Ooh, recognise that voice.Copy !req
196. Yes!Copy !req
197. Nice girl, actress, bit orange,Copy !req
198. left me for an AI in a call centre.Copy !req
199. What killed the crew of this station?Copy !req
200. 'I am unaware of any recent deaths.'Copy !req
201. What about the oxygen.
Where did it all go?Copy !req
202. 'There has never been any
oxygen in this station.'Copy !req
203. Oh, listen to that.Copy !req
204. Still saucy after all these years!Copy !req
205. Explain.Copy !req
206. 'Oxygen is available for personal
use only, at competitive prices.'Copy !req
207. It's only in the suits.Copy !req
208. "Personal use", they only have
oxygen in the suits themselves.Copy !req
209. 'Any unlicensed oxygen will
be automatically expelledCopy !req
210. 'to protect market value.'Copy !req
211. Charging for the air you breathe...
she hasn't changed.Copy !req
212. What WAS her name?Copy !req
213. Hang on. Didn't we just
fill this place with air?Copy !req
214. Yes, I suppose we did!Copy !req
215. Because it said expelled...Copy !req
216. - What's that?Copy !req
217. It's decompressing!Copy !req
218. So!Copy !req
219. The TARDIS is on the other side of that.Copy !req
220. Yes, I was really hoping someone
would state the obvious!Copy !req
221. - Vacuum behind it, can't open it.
- Oh, you're on a roll.Copy !req
222. And if we could, we'd be
sucked out into space.Copy !req
223. What's that?Copy !req
224. Uh, nothing to worry about.Copy !req
225. - Really?
- Not for several minutes.Copy !req
226. Don't stress early, it's a waste
of energy. Stress about what?Copy !req
227. 'Occupants of repair
station, please identify.Copy !req
228. 'Occupants of repair
station, please identify.'Copy !req
229. Hello there! You first.Copy !req
230. - 'I'm sorry?'
- Well, all your crewmates are dead.Copy !req
231. So, either you're extremely lucky
or you killed them. Which is it?Copy !req
232. 'This is Drill Chief Tasker.Copy !req
233. 'And I haven't killed anyone.
Yet. Now who is this?'Copy !req
234. - Doctor, plus two.Copy !req
235. You sent out a distress call, you
should be expecting company.Copy !req
236. Now tell me, what happened
to the crew of this station.Copy !req
237. 'Hang on, you're in the repair bay,
right? Get out of there! Now!'Copy !req
238. - Why?
- 'There are suits in there!Copy !req
239. 'For God's sake, stay
away from the suits!'Copy !req
240. Ohhhhh!Copy !req
241. - Doctor!
- It's fried, should be safe.Copy !req
242. You thought you were safe before.Copy !req
243. Yes, well, I'm bound to be
right eventually, aren't I?Copy !req
244. Get me some history.Copy !req
245. You ok?Copy !req
246. Yeah... just a little...
freaked, I think.Copy !req
247. Try not to breathe so fast.Copy !req
248. A single line of instruction
was sent to all suitsCopy !req
249. "Deactivate your organic component".Copy !req
250. - Organic component... as in PEOPLE?
- Oooh...Copy !req
251. Interesting.Copy !req
252. They were killed by their own suits.Copy !req
253. Can you fry those ones, too?Copy !req
254. Possibly, but we have another problem.Copy !req
255. Opening the airlock was
only the station's plan A.Copy !req
256. Plan B: filtering out all the oxygen.Copy !req
257. So, they can sell it back to us?Copy !req
258. Capitalism in space.Copy !req
259. If we want to keep breathing,Copy !req
260. we have exactly one option.Copy !req
261. Buy the merchandise.Copy !req
262. 'Oxygen levels are seriously depleted.Copy !req
263. 'Please step on board your Ganymede
Systems Series 12 SmartSuit.Copy !req
264. 'Engage pressure pad to
activate customised robing.'Copy !req
265. You said those things
were going to kill us!Copy !req
266. Well, on the bright side,
we're dying already.Copy !req
267. How does this help?Copy !req
268. We know they killed their
occupants on specific orders.Copy !req
269. I think these ones are
off network, for repairsCopy !req
270. - so they can't receive commands.
- What if you're wrong?Copy !req
271. Well, we'll be horribly murdered!Copy !req
272. Let's say I'm right.Copy !req
273. Doctor, if those suits
have killed 36 peopleCopy !req
274. that means there's 36 corpses
walking about this station.Copy !req
275. You know, that REALLY
doesn't matter right now.Copy !req
276. yeah, it does.Copy !req
277. Because I think there's
something moving out there.Copy !req
278. Suits, now!Copy !req
279. 'Welcome to the Ganymede
Systems Series 12 SmartSuit.Copy !req
280. 'Oxygen field engaged.Copy !req
281. 'At current levels of exertion,Copy !req
282. 'you have 2,500 breaths available.'Copy !req
283. "Breaths?" You couldn't
just give it me in minutes?Copy !req
284. Doesn't work like that.Copy !req
285. When you panic, you breathe quicker.Copy !req
286. You die quicker.Copy !req
287. Yeah, the scareder you are,
the faster you suffocate.Copy !req
288. So, relax or die.Copy !req
289. Sorry, probably not the
most helpful thought.Copy !req
290. So, breathe in...Copy !req
291. - Breathe out...
- Drill Chief Tasker. Do you read me?Copy !req
292. 'Read you, Doctor.Copy !req
293. 'You need to take Corridor
12 to Processing. Quickly.'Copy !req
294. Come on.Copy !req
295. We better go, come, on.
But keep breathing.Copy !req
296. They're here. Come on! This way! Move!Copy !req
297. 'You look like you're trying to run.
Would you like some help with that?'Copy !req
298. Can you shut your girlfriend up?Copy !req
299. Velma! That was her name!Copy !req
300. 'Confirmed. My name is now Velma.'Copy !req
301. We've hit a sealed door at
the end of Corridor 12.Copy !req
302. - No way through.
- My suit's really called Velma?Copy !req
303. 'Correct. My name is Velma.'Copy !req
304. Tasker? Come in.Copy !req
305. Oh! They're through!Copy !req
306. Breathe in... Breathe out...Copy !req
307. Breathe in...Copy !req
308. - Hello?
- Breathe out...Copy !req
309. - Anybody?
- Tasker!Copy !req
310. - Breathe in...
- Hello?Copy !req
311. - Tasker!
- Breathe...Copy !req
312. No...!Copy !req
313. No! Quick!Copy !req
314. Deadlock the door!Copy !req
315. Cutting it a bit fine, weren't we?Copy !req
316. There was some debate over
whether to open it at all.Copy !req
317. Wah!Copy !req
318. Sorry!Copy !req
319. I wasn't expecting...Copy !req
320. - Hello.
- Great! We rescued a racist.Copy !req
321. - What. Excuse me?
- And you are?Copy !req
322. We got your distress call.Copy !req
323. Sorry. It's just I haven't seen many...Copy !req
324. Well, ANY of your people.Copy !req
325. It shows.Copy !req
326. They're from the union.Copy !req
327. - The union's a myth.
- Take a look.Copy !req
328. Yeah. We're from the...
mythical... union.Copy !req
329. Dahh-Ren?Copy !req
330. We're here to help.Copy !req
331. Sorry, is your name Darren?Copy !req
332. Dahh-Ren.Copy !req
333. Ahh...Copy !req
334. Makes more sense.Copy !req
335. - Er, that's not me. That's not me.Copy !req
336. It's just glitching.Copy !req
337. Ivan, take a look?Copy !req
338. For the record, I'm not prejudiced.Copy !req
339. - I'm usually on the receiving end.
- Oh. Why?Copy !req
340. What, you really don't know?Copy !req
341. 'Would you like to give
feedback on your experience so far?Copy !req
342. 'Would you class your experience...?'Copy !req
343. Right, where's your ship?Copy !req
344. We're parked just off
your repair station.Copy !req
345. Then you might as well be on the moon.Copy !req
346. - They're swarming round there now.
- It's just maths now.Copy !req
347. Oxygen divided by bodies.Copy !req
348. And none of us have more
than 3,000 breaths left.Copy !req
349. Then stop wasting them.Copy !req
350. I need a map of the base and a full
rundown on what happened here.Copy !req
351. Who the hell put you in charge?Copy !req
352. I'm here to save your lives.Copy !req
353. But if you don't want me
to, just raise your hand.Copy !req
354. Abby, get the man a map.Copy !req
355. All right?Copy !req
356. Some of my best friends are bluish.Copy !req
357. - Why is Velma the only one that talks?
- "Velma"?Copy !req
358. My suit.Copy !req
359. The others do sometimes.Copy !req
360. Mostly to say, "Here's the bill."Copy !req
361. Is there a mute button?Copy !req
362. Yours isn't working.Copy !req
363. Suit's a mess. Needs
a complete overhaul.Copy !req
364. Thanks, mate.Copy !req
365. Don't mention it.Copy !req
366. "Deactivate your organic component."Copy !req
367. All the suits got the same command.Copy !req
368. - Best guess, someone hacked the network.
- And you survived how?Copy !req
369. We were off network.Copy !req
370. You have to be to repair the conveyors.Copy !req
371. It was just dumb luck.Copy !req
372. The measurements, are these in metres?Copy !req
373. Average breaths.Copy !req
374. The only unit worth a damn out here.Copy !req
375. Of course they are.Copy !req
376. 40 breaths to the dorms.
120 to the core.Copy !req
377. That's where we're headed.
It's the safest place.Copy !req
378. Are there more suits
inside the base or out?Copy !req
379. Outside is suicide.Copy !req
380. Inside we can move faster than them.Copy !req
381. Outside they have the edge.
Which means we're dead.Copy !req
382. What are you mining?
Is it worth stealing?Copy !req
383. You think this is a robbery?Copy !req
384. Well, killing you'd be a
good start if it was.Copy !req
385. It's how I'd do it...Copy !req
386. If... I was to do that sort of thing.Copy !req
387. Which, actually, I probably wouldn't.
So, please, don't worry.Copy !req
388. Well, they picked a fine day for it.Copy !req
389. This is the least productive
we've all been for months.Copy !req
390. We're mining copper ore.Copy !req
391. You'd need to steal a mountain
to make it worth your while.Copy !req
392. Your employers?Copy !req
393. Any help from them?Copy !req
394. They're too far away.Copy !req
395. Not that it matters.Copy !req
396. Whoever hacked the suits
also cut the radio.Copy !req
397. - So, your distress call...?
- Was a botch.Copy !req
398. I boosted a suit radio through the dish.Copy !req
399. Good job.Copy !req
400. What about the brains of these suits?
The AI?Copy !req
401. They're dumb as rocks.Copy !req
402. But can they learn? Evolve? Grow?Copy !req
403. Maybe get tired of carrying
pesky humans around?Copy !req
404. Know the feeling? HECopy !req
405. They've got limited
problem-solving and that's it.Copy !req
406. I'm missing something.
What am I missing?Copy !req
407. Oxygen.Copy !req
408. That's what we're missing.Copy !req
409. Maybe find some of that and leave
the big picture till later, yeah?Copy !req
410. - They're... fixing the lock!
- Well, then it's time to go.Copy !req
411. Limited problem-solving, eh?Copy !req
412. West corridor is free.Copy !req
413. 40 breaths to the core, let's move.Copy !req
414. Quick! They're through!Copy !req
415. 'Instruction received.Copy !req
416. 'Organic component will be deactivated.Copy !req
417. 'Please remain calm while your
central nervous system is disabled.Copy !req
418. 'Your life is in our hands.'Copy !req
419. Airlock!Copy !req
420. Airlock. Helmets on.Copy !req
421. - Where are we going?
- Outside.Copy !req
422. Didn't they say that was a bad idea?Copy !req
423. It is. But I know a worse one.Copy !req
424. Wait, why, why, why... why
do I need that?Copy !req
425. What about
the... air... force-field thing?Copy !req
426. Not strong enough for a vacuum.
Trust me.Copy !req
427. What happens if I throw up in my helmet?Copy !req
428. Colour and smells.Copy !req
429. Don't throw up in helmet. Check.Copy !req
430. - 'Warning. Helmet malfunction.'
- Uh, Doctor!Copy !req
431. 'Please advise local technician.'Copy !req
432. - Somebody stop it!
- Put it back on!Copy !req
433. - Doctor, that's not me doing that!
- Put it back on!Copy !req
434. I'm trying! I can't move my arms!Copy !req
435. - Stop the cycle!
- We can't stop it. It's automated.Copy !req
436. Now we know now why your
suit was being repaired.Copy !req
437. Bill... Bill!Copy !req
438. You're about to be exposed
to the vacuum of space.Copy !req
439. Oh, God...!Copy !req
440. So, don't hold your breath.Copy !req
441. - Or my lungs will explode...
- You were listening. Well done!Copy !req
442. What are we going to do?Copy !req
443. Suit?Copy !req
444. Suit...Copy !req
445. Velma?Copy !req
446. - 'Good morning. How may I assist?'
- Shhh, shh!Copy !req
447. - I can't move.
- 'This suit is currently offlineCopy !req
448. 'for diagnostic purposes.'Copy !req
449. Oh, Nardole! Ivan! Thank God!Copy !req
450. You're awake. Told you.Copy !req
451. - You ok?
- Shh.Copy !req
452. No!Copy !req
453. What happened? I can't move.Copy !req
454. Your suit set to auto.Copy !req
455. The Doctor hacked it and walked you out.Copy !req
456. And you've got oxygen deprivation
which is why you feel...Copy !req
457. - like... you feel.
- Have you looked down there?Copy !req
458. Oh, no, they're fine.Copy !req
459. What?Copy !req
460. Are we safe? What's stopping them?Copy !req
461. This whole area's new. It's
not in their mapping system.Copy !req
462. See!Copy !req
463. You know, like when your satnav
doesn't know a new road?Copy !req
464. - So, they can't come here?
- Not without a floor plan.Copy !req
465. Good. What happened to the Doctor?Copy !req
466. - I thought I saw him...
- Yeah, he...Copy !req
467. The Doctor took you to safety.
He gave you his helmet.Copy !req
468. - He died?
- He should have done.Copy !req
469. I don't know how he survived.Copy !req
470. Listen, about the Doctor.Copy !req
471. He walked in a vacuum, for far too long.Copy !req
472. He's mostly ok, but he paid a price.Copy !req
473. What do you mean?Copy !req
474. He's in Section 12.Copy !req
475. Doctor?Copy !req
476. Bill! You're up!Copy !req
477. You're blind...Copy !req
478. I am? Well, that explains
the bruised shins.Copy !req
479. Oh, don't get all gooey on me.Copy !req
480. - It's temporary.
- Really?Copy !req
481. Yeah.Copy !req
482. - Once we get back to the TARDIS.
- The TARDIS?Copy !req
483. I've got stuff in there
that'll cure anything.Copy !req
484. Failing that, I think I've got
some spare eyes somewhere.Copy !req
485. They're from a lizard, but
I'm sure they'll fit.Copy !req
486. So, until then...Copy !req
487. Until then, what?Copy !req
488. You really think this is
going to slow me down?Copy !req
489. I do most of my best work
ordering other people around.Copy !req
490. You do know we're still here, right?Copy !req
491. Didn't I send you out to get me a latte?Copy !req
492. So, what's the plan?Copy !req
493. Well, we've all been trying
to get a radio workingCopy !req
494. and the Doctor's been...Copy !req
495. .. thinking.Copy !req
496. Don't mean to hurry you,Copy !req
497. but in 700 breaths I'll be dead.Copy !req
498. I need to think.Copy !req
499. He really doesn't like help.Copy !req
500. It's a transponder...Copy !req
501. from a ship.Copy !req
502. Doctor...Copy !req
503. You ok?Copy !req
504. Bill, I've got no TARDIS, no sonic,Copy !req
505. about ten minutes of oxygen
left and now I'm blind...Copy !req
506. Can you imagine how unbearable I'm
going to be when I pull this off?Copy !req
507. Don't do this...Copy !req
508. - You always do this.
- Do what?Copy !req
509. Make jokes to distract me from
whatever's about to kill us.Copy !req
510. - What else are jokes for?
- Doctor!Copy !req
511. There's a rescue ship on the way.Copy !req
512. We've picked up a company transponder.Copy !req
513. If there's a rescue ship on the way,Copy !req
514. then how can the rescue
ship already be here?Copy !req
515. Too many rescue ships. There's
a first-world problem.Copy !req
516. Who ARE you?Copy !req
517. I'm the Doctor. I will do everything
in my power to save all your lives.Copy !req
518. And when I do, you will
spend the rest of themCopy !req
519. wondering who I was
and why I helped you.Copy !req
520. If anyone's offering a
better deal, be my guest.Copy !req
521. You didn't save Tasker, did you?Copy !req
522. And he believed you.Copy !req
523. Trusted you.Copy !req
524. And now he's dead.Copy !req
525. Can you give me one good reason
why you shouldn't join him?Copy !req
526. Whoa! Whoa! We're all getting
a little punchy here.Copy !req
527. It's the oxygen thinning. It's
making it harder to think.Copy !req
528. - 'Instruction received.'
- Will you get out of my way!Copy !req
529. - Please, no...!
- 'Please remain calmCopy !req
530. 'while your central nervous
system is disabled.'Copy !req
531. - 'Your life is in our hands.'Copy !req
532. Head for the reactor core! Run!Copy !req
533. - What's happening?
- Guess!Copy !req
534. - They knew we were there. Somehow.
- Voice rec. Had to be.Copy !req
535. Doctor? Doctor! My suit!Copy !req
536. It's doing it again! I can't move!Copy !req
537. The sequencer's jammed. Needs a reboot.Copy !req
538. - How long will that take?
- Too long.Copy !req
539. Ok. We can pick her up. Come on.Copy !req
540. 'Warning. This is an illegal manoeuvre.'Copy !req
541. The suit won't let us.
Health and safety.Copy !req
542. "Health and safety"?Copy !req
543. Doctor...?Copy !req
544. Ok. Get her out of her suit.
Give her mine.Copy !req
545. The sequencer controls the release
clamps. We can't get her out.Copy !req
546. We can't leave her here...
they'll kill her.Copy !req
547. 'Please do not interfere
with the operation of this suit.Copy !req
548. 'Fines may be incurred.'Copy !req
549. - Oh, great! I'll get fined for dying!
- Fined for dying...Copy !req
550. Doctor?Copy !req
551. What if there never was a hack?Copy !req
552. What if this is just business?
Business as usual.Copy !req
553. What do you mean?Copy !req
554. Bill. Bill. Do you trust me?Copy !req
555. Why are you saying that?Copy !req
556. - We're going to have to leave you here.
- What? I'll die!Copy !req
557. You're not going to die, but I won't
lie to you, this will not be good.Copy !req
558. We have to go. Now!Copy !req
559. You'll go through hell. But
you will come through it.Copy !req
560. And I will be waiting on the other side.Copy !req
561. - But what if I was going to die...
- You're not going to die!Copy !req
562. .. would you just say exactly the same?Copy !req
563. I will see you soon.Copy !req
564. Just tell me a joke before you go.Copy !req
565. Just tell me a joke!Copy !req
566. He didn't tell me a joke.Copy !req
567. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?Copy !req
568. Mum! Answer me!Copy !req
569. 'Instruction received. Complying.'Copy !req
570. Mum!Copy !req
571. 'Please remain calm while your
central nervous system is disabled.Copy !req
572. 'Your life is in our hands.'Copy !req
573. Doctor, this isn't going to work.Copy !req
574. Isn't it?Copy !req
575. Why, what do you think I'm doing?Copy !req
576. Electrolysis. Splitting water
into hydrogen and oxygen.Copy !req
577. Oh, that's clever! I wish I
could see me doing that!Copy !req
578. Doctor, that water is
cooling the nuclear core.Copy !req
579. We'd enjoy about five minutes of oxygenCopy !req
580. before the whole thing
overheated and blew.Copy !req
581. Yes, five whole minutes!Copy !req
582. We could boil the hell out of an egg!Copy !req
583. Stop being such a quitter!Copy !req
584. Doctor, it wasn't your fault.
You couldn't have saved her!Copy !req
585. You know what's wrong
with this universe,Copy !req
586. believe me, I've looked into it...Copy !req
587. Everyone says...Copy !req
588. ..it's not their fault.Copy !req
589. Well, yes, it is.Copy !req
590. All of it.Copy !req
591. It's ALL your fault.Copy !req
592. - So, what are you going to do about it?
- There's nothing we can do!Copy !req
593. She's... dead.Copy !req
594. She's no more dead than you are.Copy !req
595. Than I am.Copy !req
596. Than everyone on this station is.Copy !req
597. - Get me to a keyboard.
- What? Why?Copy !req
598. Because I'm not trying to make oxygen.
Keyboard! Now, please!Copy !req
599. You think you have a plan.Copy !req
600. We've got exactly one plan left.Copy !req
601. - What plan?
- The big one.Copy !req
602. The one you've been waiting
for all your life.Copy !req
603. What's he doing?Copy !req
604. Coolant system again?Copy !req
605. Yes, I rejigged it a tiny little bit.Copy !req
606. Either that, or I've really
screwed up the plumbingCopy !req
607. - it's tough when you're blind.
- We need to know about this plan.Copy !req
608. A-ha, the nice thing about
life is however bad it gets,Copy !req
609. there's always one
last option available.Copy !req
610. Dying well.Copy !req
611. No...Copy !req
612. - No!
- What is it?Copy !req
613. Our life signs. He's wired
them to the coolant system.Copy !req
614. If we die, it vents.Copy !req
615. When the suits kill us and
they are going to kill us...Copy !req
616. the core will blow and the whole
station will be destroyed.Copy !req
617. One very big boom.Copy !req
618. Is that really the best you've got?Copy !req
619. Revenge?Copy !req
620. Not just revenge.Copy !req
621. It's revenge as bright as the sun.Copy !req
622. It's revenge you can
see across galaxies!Copy !req
623. - Not bad for a blind man.
- He's locked us out of the subroutine.Copy !req
624. Oh, I'm sorry, I just
thought I was tweeting...Copy !req
625. They're through the third lock.Copy !req
626. - Open the doors.
- Are you of your mind?Copy !req
627. Uh, yes, completely, but
that's not a recent thing.Copy !req
628. Listen, all we've got
left is a good deathCopy !req
629. this is the moment
you've been waiting forCopy !req
630. since the day you were born.
Don't screw it up now.Copy !req
631. - There's rescue ships on the way!
- No, there isn't!Copy !req
632. No, there isn't.Copy !req
633. There never was a rescue ship.Copy !req
634. What are you talking about?Copy !req
635. There was no hacking. No malfunction.Copy !req
636. The suits are doing exactly
what they were designed to do.Copy !req
637. What your employers are
telling them to do.Copy !req
638. And what would that be?Copy !req
639. Save the oxygen that you are wasting.Copy !req
640. You've become inefficient.Copy !req
641. You even told me...Copy !req
642. Your conveyors were down.Copy !req
643. - So, everyone had to die?
- Uh-huh!Copy !req
644. Well, you are just organic components,Copy !req
645. and you're no longer efficient,Copy !req
646. so you're being thrown away.
Don't believe me?Copy !req
647. Check on that rescue ship.
Access the log.Copy !req
648. No, not true. None of it.Copy !req
649. You are just a lunatic!Copy !req
650. It is true, Abby.Copy !req
651. The ship, it set off
BEFORE the distress call.Copy !req
652. They're not your rescuers.Copy !req
653. They're your replacements.Copy !req
654. The end point of capitalism.Copy !req
655. A bottom line where human
life has no value at all.Copy !req
656. We're fighting an algorithm.Copy !req
657. A spreadsheet.Copy !req
658. Like every worker, everywhereCopy !req
659. we're fighting the suits.Copy !req
660. - They're nearly through!Copy !req
661. Open up. Let's send them a message.Copy !req
662. Let's teach them a lesson
they will never forget.Copy !req
663. They take our lives,
we take their stationCopy !req
664. and every penny they
will ever make from it.Copy !req
665. Die well!Copy !req
666. It's the finish line!Copy !req
667. It's winning!Copy !req
668. Open it.Copy !req
669. Doctor!Copy !req
670. - Doctor...
- What?Copy !req
671. It's Bill...Copy !req
672. Of course it's Bill. Fate
and me, we have a thing.Copy !req
673. Hello, suits.Copy !req
674. Our deaths will be brave and
brilliant and unafraid.Copy !req
675. But above all, suits,Copy !req
676. our deaths will be...Copy !req
677. expensive!Copy !req
678. - Check your readings.Copy !req
679. We die, your precious station dies!Copy !req
680. The whole thing will blow.Copy !req
681. The company will make the
biggest loss in its history.Copy !req
682. A moment ago, we were
too expensive to live.Copy !req
683. Now, we're more expensive dead.
Welcome to the rest of your lives.Copy !req
684. But you said that we
were going to die...Copy !req
685. Technically, I said you
were as dead as Bill.Copy !req
686. Probably should've mentioned.Copy !req
687. Bill's not dead.Copy !req
688. I saw earlier her suit
battery was too low.Copy !req
689. - Not enough for a lethal dose.Copy !req
690. I know what it takes to kill someone.Copy !req
691. Ellie...Copy !req
692. What are they doing?Copy !req
693. Relax.Copy !req
694. They're giving us their oxygen.Copy !req
695. It's good for business.Copy !req
696. I'm not sure I'm very happy about it...Copy !req
697. Thank you.Copy !req
698. It worked!Copy !req
699. - Doctor...
- Yep?Copy !req
700. I think I'm alive.Copy !req
701. Yep. You do seem to be
under that impression.Copy !req
702. Cuddle.Copy !req
703. Ok. Keep your eyes open.Copy !req
704. Keep them open up there, that's it.Copy !req
705. You could have told us your
actual plan in the first place.Copy !req
706. I could have told Bill her battery
was too weak to kill her,Copy !req
707. but the suits would have heard.Copy !req
708. I try never to tell the
enemy my secret plan.Copy !req
709. Better?Copy !req
710. Hm...Copy !req
711. Ah, we're back in the TARDIS.Copy !req
712. When did that happen?Copy !req
713. Thank you, Doctor.Copy !req
714. For all that you've done.Copy !req
715. I'm sorry I didn't have
more faith in your methods.Copy !req
716. Ah, don't mention it.Copy !req
717. Now I can set you down on a hub
world outside of corporate control.Copy !req
718. Or anywhere, really.Copy !req
719. The universe is your crustacean.Copy !req
720. Head Office. We've got
a complaint to make.Copy !req
721. I think we can arrange that.Copy !req
722. Promise me you'll be loud?Copy !req
723. Promise!Copy !req
724. Does it work?Copy !req
725. Does what work?Copy !req
726. Making a complaint to Head Office.Copy !req
727. No idea. Never had a head office.Copy !req
728. But as far as I remember,Copy !req
729. there's a successful
rebellion six months later.Copy !req
730. Corporate dominance in space is history,Copy !req
731. - and that about wraps it for capitalism.
- Yay!Copy !req
732. Then the human race finds
a whole new mistake...Copy !req
733. But that's another story.Copy !req
734. Can't wait.Copy !req
735. But you will.Copy !req
736. Laters!Copy !req
737. Laters...Copy !req
738. Never again.Copy !req
739. Stop talking. Now.Copy !req
740. I'm serious.Copy !req
741. We were so close to not making it back.Copy !req
742. Then what happens to the vault?Copy !req
743. You know what's at stake here.Copy !req
744. Really, stop talking...Copy !req
745. What if you got killed out there?Copy !req
746. What happens to your
precious Earth then?Copy !req
747. You need to be here, and you need to
be ready if that door ever opens.Copy !req
748. - Look at me.
- I can't.Copy !req
749. What if you came back injured or sick?Copy !req
750. You really think our friend
down there won't know that?Copy !req
751. Won't sense it?Copy !req
752. Look at me!Copy !req
753. Nardole, I can't. I really can't!Copy !req
754. I can't look at anything...Copy !req
755. ever again.Copy !req
756. I'm still blind.Copy !req