1. Come on. Follow me this way.Copy !req
2. Come and see the elephant.Copy !req
3. Okay, I have questions.Copy !req
4. You never said we could travel
into parallel worlds.Copy !req
5. Not a parallel world.Copy !req
6. But that's London?Copy !req
7. Our London.Copy !req
8. We're on the Thames,
the last great Frost Fair, 1814.Copy !req
9. February the fourth.Copy !req
10. Hang on.Copy !req
11. Why aren't we home?
Can't you steer this thing?Copy !req
12. I told you, you don't steer the TARDIS,
you reason with it.Copy !req
13. How?
- Unsuccessfully, most of the time.Copy !req
14. She's a bad girl, this one.Copy !req
15. Always looking for trouble.Copy !req
16. Oh.Copy !req
17. Last day before the thaw.Copy !req
18. Thought I'd better find
a more reliable parking spot.Copy !req
19. Wait, you want to go out there?Copy !req
20. - You don't?
- It's 1814.Copy !req
21. Melanin.Copy !req
22. - Yes?
- Slavery is still totally a thing.Copy !req
23. Yes, so it is.Copy !req
24. It might be, like, dangerous out there.Copy !req
25. Definitely it's dangerous.Copy !req
26. So how do we stay out of trouble?Copy !req
27. Well, I'm not the right person to ask.Copy !req
28. Okay, when you go somewhere dangerous,
what do you take?Copy !req
29. First on the left, second right,Copy !req
30. under the stairs, past the bins,
fifth door on the left.Copy !req
31. - What's there?
The wardrobe.Copy !req
32. Pick a dress.Copy !req
33. So the TARDIS has dresses
and likes a bit of trouble?Copy !req
34. Yeah, I think I'm low key
enough for that.Copy !req
35. Me too.Copy !req
36. Watch out, sir. Whoa!Copy !req
37. Doesn't anyone notice the TARDIS?Copy !req
38. Your species
hardly notices anything.Copy !req
39. So, what are the rules?Copy !req
40. Rules?Copy !req
41. Yeah.Copy !req
42. Travelling to the past,
there's got to be rules.Copy !req
43. If I step on a butterfly,
it could send ripples through time that,Copy !req
44. I mean, I'm not even born in the first
place and I could just disappear.Copy !req
45. Definitely. I mean,
that's what happened to Pete.Copy !req
46. - Pete?
- Your friend, Pete.Copy !req
47. He was standing there, a moment ago,Copy !req
48. but he stepped on a butterfly.
Now you don't even remember him.Copy !req
49. Shut up.Copy !req
50. I'm being serious.
- Yeah, so was Pete.Copy !req
51. You know what I mean.Copy !req
52. Every choice I make in this moment,Copy !req
53. here and now,
could change the whole future.Copy !req
54. Exactly like every other
day of your life.Copy !req
55. The only thing to do is
to stop worrying about it.Copy !req
56. Mmm.Copy !req
57. Okay.Copy !req
58. If you say so.Copy !req
59. Petes don't worry.Copy !req
60. Chestnuts, sir?Copy !req
61. Ooh. Here you are, sir.Copy !req
62. Come to the Frost Fair, miss.
Only a sixpence, miss.Copy !req
63. Oh, my God.Copy !req
64. You're not stepping on a butterfly,
you're just taking a flyer.Copy !req
65. It's just time travel.Copy !req
66. Don't overthink it.Copy !req
67. - Is that what you said to Pete?
- Who's Pete?Copy !req
68. Yeah, no big deal.
Just walking on the Thames.Copy !req
69. I hope you realise
I'm going to try everything.Copy !req
70. Everything.Copy !req
71. - Tasty ox cheek, piping hot.
- Lapland mutton. Lapland mutton.Copy !req
72. Get your sheep hearts here.
Juicy, juicy sheep hearts.Copy !req
73. Yeah, maybe not everything.Copy !req
74. Oh, go on, try this.
This is my favourite.Copy !req
75. Your favourite?Copy !req
76. You've been here before?Copy !req
77. Oh yeah, few times.Copy !req
78. Get him!Copy !req
79. Course it's not really wrestling
unless it's in zero gravity.Copy !req
80. Seriously?Copy !req
81. - With tentacles.
- Okay.Copy !req
82. And magic spells.Copy !req
83. - Interesting.
- What is?Copy !req
84. Regency England. Bit more black
than they show in the movies.Copy !req
85. So was Jesus.Copy !req
86. - History's a whitewash.Copy !req
87. Pub champion. Two years running.Copy !req
88. Huh.Copy !req
89. Fresh fish pies on the ice!Copy !req
90. Try your luck, ladies and gentlemen,
toss for a pie.Copy !req
91. - Better luck next time, miss.Copy !req
92. And you're sure this isn't cow brains
or sheep eyes.Copy !req
93. No, I've caught the fish meself, miss.Copy !req
94. Made it right here in the old... Hey!Copy !req
95. - What are you about?
- Do that again, toss the coin.Copy !req
96. You pay me another, I will.Copy !req
97. Forget about the pie,
I don't want a pie.Copy !req
98. - I just want to see how you cheated.
Cheated?Copy !req
99. Doctor.Copy !req
100. Don't look at me like that.Copy !req
101. I'm saying, you're a very good con-man.Copy !req
102. A what?
A trickster. A swindler.Copy !req
103. See, I'm a bit of a thief myself.Copy !req
104. You know, I bet you that I could steal
anything from your shop.Copy !req
105. Get out!Copy !req
106. In theory.Copy !req
107. I could steal anything. In theory.Copy !req
108. - Doctor.
- Honestly, some people...Copy !req
109. More pie?Copy !req
110. Are there side-effects to time travel?Copy !req
111. Like, physical symptoms?Copy !req
112. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
113. Sometimes, you see lights under the ice.Copy !req
114. Okay, so... You've seen the lights?Copy !req
115. Of course.Copy !req
116. Well, why didn't you say something?Copy !req
117. Well, you were enjoying yourself.Copy !req
118. I assumed we'd get to work eventually.Copy !req
119. Are these lights electric or organic?Copy !req
120. Organic lights?Copy !req
121. Bioluminescence.Copy !req
122. Fireflies. Glow-worms.Copy !req
123. Please, sir,
have you seen me dog?Copy !req
124. He was right here,
but then I looked away and he...Copy !req
125. Oh, it's okay. We'll help.Copy !req
126. Erm, what does he look like?Copy !req
127. He's small,Copy !req
128. and brown and ever so soft.Copy !req
129. Are you sure of that?Copy !req
130. That collar's for a big dog,
with long white hair.Copy !req
131. Nice con, though, respect.Copy !req
132. Run!Copy !req
133. What is it, do you think?Copy !req
134. Something valuable.Copy !req
135. Don't break it.Copy !req
136. What happened to the girl?Copy !req
137. Does it matter?
Boy's the one with your magic wand.Copy !req
138. Sonic screwdriver.Copy !req
139. How is that a screwdriver?Copy !req
140. In a very broad sense.Copy !req
141. - Oh, well, how is it sonic?
- It makes a noise.Copy !req
142. There they are!Copy !req
143. Spider! Come on!Copy !req
144. Kitty, come look.Copy !req
145. They'll catch you
and have you transported.Copy !req
146. Is that what you want?Copy !req
147. Spider!Copy !req
148. Spider! Quick!Copy !req
149. The lights.Copy !req
150. I see the lights.Copy !req
151. Kitty!Copy !req
152. Stay back!Copy !req
153. Save him.Copy !req
154. I can't. He's gone.Copy !req
155. Do something and save him.Copy !req
156. I'm sorry about your friend,Copy !req
157. but the danger isn't over yet.Copy !req
158. There must be more of you
living rough here.Copy !req
159. Tell me where.Copy !req
160. So you can take us to the magistrate?Copy !req
161. No, of course not!Copy !req
162. We're not here to arrest you,
we're here to help.Copy !req
163. And if you show me where you live,
we can do that.Copy !req
164. We? She's gone!Copy !req
165. How did you find me?Copy !req
166. Get used to that question.Copy !req
167. Oh, clever.Copy !req
168. You're very clever.Copy !req
169. What's wrong?Copy !req
170. What's wrong?Copy !req
171. Seriously? What's wrong?Copy !req
172. I've never seen anyone die before.Copy !req
173. A few hours ago, we were standing
in a garden full of dead people.Copy !req
174. It was different.Copy !req
175. - How?
- They were dead already.Copy !req
176. Morally and practically, that is not
a useful distinction, unlearn it.Copy !req
177. Don't tell me what to think.Copy !req
178. I'm your teacher.Copy !req
179. Telling you things is what I do.Copy !req
180. Yeah? Tell me this.Copy !req
181. You've seen people die before, yeah?Copy !req
182. - Of course.
- You still care?Copy !req
183. Of course I care.Copy !req
184. How many?Copy !req
185. How many what?Copy !req
186. If you care so much,Copy !req
187. tell me how many people you've seen die.Copy !req
188. I don't know.Copy !req
189. Okay.Copy !req
190. How many before you lost count?Copy !req
191. I care, Bill, but I move on.Copy !req
192. Yeah. How quickly?Copy !req
193. It's not me you're angry with.Copy !req
194. Have you ever killed anyone?Copy !req
195. There's a look in your eyes sometimes
that makes me wonder.Copy !req
196. Have you?Copy !req
197. There are situations when
the options available are limited.Copy !req
198. Not what I asked.Copy !req
199. Sometimes, the choices...Copy !req
200. That's not what I asked!Copy !req
201. Yes.Copy !req
202. How many?Copy !req
203. Don't tell me.Copy !req
204. You've moved on.Copy !req
205. And you know what happens
if I don't move on?Copy !req
206. More people die.Copy !req
207. There are kids living rough near here,Copy !req
208. they may well be next on the menu.Copy !req
209. Do you want to help me? Do you want
to stand here stamping your foot?Copy !req
210. Because let me tell you something,
I am 2,000 years oldCopy !req
211. and I have never had the timeCopy !req
212. for the luxury of outrage.Copy !req
213. What do you mean, "on the menu"?Copy !req
214. Is this where you live?Copy !req
215. For now.Copy !req
216. But there's no one here.Copy !req
217. Good work.Copy !req
218. Except you, Dot. I can see your shoes.Copy !req
219. They're too big, that's why.Copy !req
220. Oh, I see! I get it.Copy !req
221. You lure people to the fair,Copy !req
222. and then you rob them. Very good.Copy !req
223. Very enterprising.Copy !req
224. They're all right, Dot.Copy !req
225. Strange, but all right.Copy !req
226. And that's not how it is.Copy !req
227. Oh, what, uh, you don't rob people?Copy !req
228. Of course we do.Copy !req
229. But bringing people to the fair,
that's by the by.Copy !req
230. On the side, like.Copy !req
231. Why?Copy !req
232. Why? For coin of course, why else?Copy !req
233. Someone pays you to promote the fair.Copy !req
234. Get people onto the ice.Copy !req
235. Who? Who pays you?Copy !req
236. Kitty, where's Spider?Copy !req
237. Spider is...Copy !req
238. He...Copy !req
239. Who's hungry? I'm hungry.Copy !req
240. Food! Bill, food.Copy !req
241. - Food is always useful. Now!
Yeah.Copy !req
242. I know what you're thinking.Copy !req
243. But don't worry, these are stolen!Copy !req
244. Well, eat up.Copy !req
245. Uh, with your permission, of course.Copy !req
246. "Don't suck your thumbs while I'm away.Copy !req
247. "The great tall tailor always comesCopy !req
248. "To little boys who suck their thumbs.Copy !req
249. "And ere they dream what he's aboutCopy !req
250. "He takes his great sharp scissors outCopy !req
251. "And cuts their thumbs
clean off and then..."Copy !req
252. You done staring yet?Copy !req
253. We're gonna find out
what those things are, okay?Copy !req
254. They're not gonna
hurt anyone else, I promise.Copy !req
255. I promise.Copy !req
256. The Doctor, he helps people.Copy !req
257. That's what he does.Copy !req
258. And you? What do you do?
Apart from shout at him.Copy !req
259. We were fighting.Copy !req
260. - It happens.
- Are you still fighting now?Copy !req
261. No.Copy !req
262. I moved on.Copy !req
263. Okay, I'm wondering why the Frost Fair's
on this part of the river.Copy !req
264. I bet that at least one of you knowsCopy !req
265. who paid Kitty to take people
out on the ice.Copy !req
266. - It was bad man with a ship.
- Dottie!Copy !req
267. A ship, what? You mean a merchant?Copy !req
268. - Not that kind of ship.
- Harry!Copy !req
269. - What?
It's all right.Copy !req
270. You can tell him.Copy !req
271. It's a drawing.Copy !req
272. Here, on his hand.Copy !req
273. So, this guy, where would we find him?Copy !req
274. He finds us.Copy !req
275. But a tattoo on his hand, I mean,
we could ask around.Copy !req
276. Boring. I know something
that's much easier to find.Copy !req
277. - Where are we going?Copy !req
278. All right, you guys, hang tight.Copy !req
279. Laters.Copy !req
280. I was being "all down with the kids"
there.Copy !req
281. Did you notice?Copy !req
282. - Yeah, my hair was cringing.
- Awesome.Copy !req
283. Please stop.Copy !req
284. So, what's easier to find?Copy !req
285. Conjecture that something's frozen
under the Thames and it's eating people.Copy !req
286. Okay.Copy !req
287. Proposal, we need to get
a closer look at it.Copy !req
288. - Good, yeah.
- Plan... Let's get eaten.Copy !req
289. Wha...Copy !req
290. Is this stuff safe?Copy !req
291. - Potentially.
- Potentially?Copy !req
292. What does "potentially" mean?Copy !req
293. Safe for the frisson of excitement.Copy !req
294. Right, but we're not gonna be, like,Copy !req
295. completely defenceless down there,
though?Copy !req
296. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
297. Well, yes, but don't worry about it.Copy !req
298. Why not?
What have you got up your sleeve?Copy !req
299. Oh, my God!Copy !req
300. Have you been holding out on me?Copy !req
301. Do you have, like, magical alien powers?Copy !req
302. What, was that an impolite question?Copy !req
303. Why do we need diving suits
on top of the ice?Copy !req
304. If we're lucky,
the lights will come and take us under.Copy !req
305. Whatever they are, they're clever.Copy !req
306. When they went after the boy,Copy !req
307. they waited until he was away
from the crowds. By himself.Copy !req
308. What?Copy !req
309. Did you say something?Copy !req
310. Question is, how?Copy !req
311. Doctor?Copy !req
312. Doctor?Copy !req
313. Doctor!Copy !req
314. Bingo!Copy !req
315. Stop, I know you!Copy !req
316. You're the cheat. I love your work!Copy !req
317. That sound it made.Copy !req
318. I couldn't hear you, but that noise...Copy !req
319. It was like I felt it in my bones,
you know?Copy !req
320. It sounded like... Like...Copy !req
321. Despair.Copy !req
322. Loneliness.Copy !req
323. A prisoner in chains.Copy !req
324. That guy, he said he caught
the fish himself.Copy !req
325. I bought a pie off that guy. Fish pie.Copy !req
326. Oh, hello!Copy !req
327. Aren't they magnificent.Copy !req
328. I ate that pie. I liked that pie.Copy !req
329. Definitely not carnivores.Copy !req
330. Which means you're co-operating
with the creature.Copy !req
331. Providing for him.
What do you get in return, hmm?Copy !req
332. What did it take for you
to evolve into that?Copy !req
333. The creature. Do you reckon
that's what's making London so cold?Copy !req
334. Very possibly.Copy !req
335. What kind of alien messes
with the weather?Copy !req
336. You assume it's alien.Copy !req
337. - Of course it's alien.
- Alien, terrestrial... It's irrelevant.Copy !req
338. The real question is,
who's keeping it in those chains?Copy !req
339. And perhaps our friend here
can answer that.Copy !req
340. Who are ya? What do you want with me?Copy !req
341. The coin trick, just tell me
how to do it, please.Copy !req
342. Okay, not the time.Copy !req
343. Have you ever seen a man around here
with a tattoo of a ship?Copy !req
344. What's that face? Is that a no?Copy !req
345. Or are you against tattoos?
I'm against tattoos, too.Copy !req
346. I think that we are bonding.Copy !req
347. We're stood by the docks
and you just asked meCopy !req
348. if I've ever seen a man
with a tattoo of a ship.Copy !req
349. - Exactly.
- Fair point.Copy !req
350. - What point?
- Forget the tattoos.Copy !req
351. Have you seen anyone
acting suspiciously since the freeze?Copy !req
352. - Well, there's the dredges.Copy !req
353. The dredges?Copy !req
354. There's a workhouse up river.
Hurry up!Copy !req
355. There's men out there
patrolling all hours.Copy !req
356. Be quick about it!Copy !req
357. What are they dredging for?
Let's find out.Copy !req
358. How we getting in?Copy !req
359. You work for the palace.Copy !req
360. Haven't heard that one in a while.Copy !req
361. Oy. How'd you get through here?Copy !req
362. A-ha. At last, someone in authority.Copy !req
363. Oh, I... I do apologise, sir.Copy !req
364. Does Lord Sutcliffe know you're here?Copy !req
365. Does Lord Sutcliffe know we're here?Copy !req
366. Does Lord Sutcliffe know we're here?Copy !req
367. - Lord Sutcliffe insisted we come.
- Hmm.Copy !req
368. - Oh, that Lord Sutcliffe, yes.
- Mmm.Copy !req
369. There's no arguing with Sutcliffe
when he puts his foot down.Copy !req
370. You better show us around.Copy !req
371. Follow me, sir.Copy !req
372. Take it inside!Copy !req
373. Why all the fuss?Copy !req
374. - It's just mud from the river, isn't it?
- Ah, that's one word for it.Copy !req
375. Is this even the right place?Copy !req
376. Creature's almost a mile away.Copy !req
377. The creature's head
is almost a mile away.Copy !req
378. I assume we're now at the other end.Copy !req
379. These men, why do we trust them?Copy !req
380. - Hired them all myself, sir.
- Ah, and why do I trust you?Copy !req
381. Sir?Copy !req
382. You understand how important
this is, yes?Copy !req
383. It's imperative that no one discoversCopy !req
384. where the stuff goes
when it leaves here.Copy !req
385. Oh, I know that, sir.Copy !req
386. - We use unmarked cars.
- And are they ever followed?Copy !req
387. - Oh no, sir.
- Have you checked this personally?Copy !req
388. - Oh yes, sir.
- All the way to Hampton?Copy !req
389. No, to the steel mill, sir.Copy !req
390. - Hampton's code for the steel mill.
- Code?Copy !req
391. Yes, we need to use code,
otherwise anyone can walk in hereCopy !req
392. and get you blabbing away like a fool.Copy !req
393. That's a good point, sir.Copy !req
394. Now, these men,
what do they know of this material?Copy !req
395. No more than I do, sir.Copy !req
396. Yes, but you are someone
who knows more than he tells.Copy !req
397. I'm not one to speculate.Copy !req
398. But you can't help it
because you are a man of intelligence.Copy !req
399. Well, they won't let us smoke in here
so I assume it's fuel.Copy !req
400. Fuel for the furnaces, sir.Copy !req
401. Excellent reasoning.Copy !req
402. Lord Sutcliffe appreciates
an inquiring mind.Copy !req
403. Well, I keep me ear
to the ground, you know.Copy !req
404. And what does the ground say these days?Copy !req
405. That this stuff burns
a thousand times longer than coal.Copy !req
406. Very good.Copy !req
407. Hotter too.
Hotter than they can measure.Copy !req
408. Excellent.Copy !req
409. First class.Copy !req
410. - I'm right, aren't I, sir?
- Oh, there's no stopping you.Copy !req
411. You keep this up, and you won't be
working in this yard for very long.Copy !req
412. - Oh, you think not?
- Oh, I can almost guarantee it.Copy !req
413. You know what else they say?Copy !req
414. They say it even burns under water.Copy !req
415. No sh...Copy !req
416. So, this guy has a pet monster
that turns people into fuelCopy !req
417. and we're just walking up at his door?Copy !req
418. - That's his door, this is us walking.Copy !req
419. If we're going to stop him,
I need to know where he started.Copy !req
420. - Meaning?
- Which planet.Copy !req
421. Which planet?Copy !req
422. - So, you think Sutcliffe is an alien?
- Possibly.Copy !req
423. Because the creature is an alien.Copy !req
424. It certainly appears to be producing
fuel suitable for interstellar travel.Copy !req
425. By the way, Bill...Copy !req
426. - I need you to leave the talking to me.
- Why?Copy !req
427. Because you have a temper.Copy !req
428. Okay, well,
I lost it a tiny bit.Copy !req
429. You're about to meet a man,
alien or otherwise,Copy !req
430. for whom human beings are raw material.Copy !req
431. Who grinds up children for profit.Copy !req
432. What we're here for is one thing.
Information.Copy !req
433. You get that with diplomacy and tact,
charm, if necessary.Copy !req
434. Okay.Copy !req
435. I get it.Copy !req
436. Always remember, Bill.
Passion fights, but reason wins.Copy !req
437. Dr Disco from the Fairford Club.Copy !req
438. Obviously, one aspires to membershipCopy !req
439. but to actually be considered for...Copy !req
440. Who... Who let this creature in here?Copy !req
441. On your feet, girl,
in the presence of your betters.Copy !req
442. He's human. Thirty-one years of age.
Low in iron.Copy !req
443. Yeah, that was pretty convincing racism
for an extra-terrestrial.Copy !req
444. My thoughts exactly.Copy !req
445. Oh, hello. Er, can I just say
this is very unlike me.Copy !req
446. - I don't normally do this.
- Er, yeah, he was aiming for charming.Copy !req
447. Basically.Copy !req
448. Well...Copy !req
449. You're not from the Fairford Club.Copy !req
450. The creature in the river,
where did it come from?Copy !req
451. Who the devil are you people?Copy !req
452. - Where did it come from?
- Nowhere.Copy !req
453. It's always been there.Copy !req
454. The secret's been passed down
in the family since...Copy !req
455. I don't know when.Copy !req
456. As far back as records go.Copy !req
457. And tell me, do you also keep a record
of how many it's killed?Copy !req
458. Please.Copy !req
459. People know the ice is dangerous,Copy !req
460. yet they will insist
on their festivities.Copy !req
461. That's hardly my fault.Copy !req
462. Don't sell yourself short.Copy !req
463. This is the biggest Frost Fair
in decades.Copy !req
464. - That's down to you.
- It is?Copy !req
465. Man holding me has a tattoo
on his left hand.Copy !req
466. That's not all, is it?Copy !req
467. The circus performers,
the elephant, it's all you.Copy !req
468. I made the most of the situation.Copy !req
469. It's the first proper freeze
it's caused in years.Copy !req
470. Why? Production down, huh?Copy !req
471. Not enough people dying.Copy !req
472. Girl, you show the ignorance
of all your kind.Copy !req
473. Without that beast,
my mills would rely on coal mines.Copy !req
474. Men die in coal mines all the time.Copy !req
475. I preferred it when you were alien.Copy !req
476. When I was...Copy !req
477. Well, that explained
the lack of humanity.Copy !req
478. What makes you so sure
that your life is worth moreCopy !req
479. than those people out there on the ice?Copy !req
480. Is it the money?
The accident of birthCopy !req
481. that put you inside the big,
fancy house?Copy !req
482. I help move this country forward.Copy !req
483. I move this empire forward.Copy !req
484. Human progress
isn't measured by industry.Copy !req
485. It's measured by the value you
place on a life.Copy !req
486. An unimportant life.Copy !req
487. A life without privilege.Copy !req
488. The boy who died on the river,
that boy's value is your value.Copy !req
489. That's what defines an age.
That's what defines a species.Copy !req
490. What a beautiful speech.Copy !req
491. The rhythm and, and vocabulary...
Quite outstanding.Copy !req
492. It's enough to move anyone
with an ounce of compassion.Copy !req
493. So it's really not your day, is it?Copy !req
494. If they know about the beast,
then others must, too.Copy !req
495. We bring the plan forward.Copy !req
496. - When, sir?
Now.Copy !req
497. In daylight.Copy !req
498. No time for outrage.Copy !req
499. Never had time for anything else, right?Copy !req
500. Don't be smug.Copy !req
501. Smug belongs to me.Copy !req
502. Are you really 2,000 years old?Copy !req
503. Why?Copy !req
504. I justCopy !req
505. wanted to know how long it takesCopy !req
506. before you can make a speech
like the one you just made.Copy !req
507. It's worth the wait.Copy !req
508. Trouble.
- Out!Copy !req
509. Get in!Copy !req
510. Sit down and shut up!Copy !req
511. Could be rum.Copy !req
512. - Rum came in barrels.Copy !req
513. - Smell that.Copy !req
514. It's homemade rocket fuel
redeployed as explosive.Copy !req
515. It's a little reckless, don't you think?Copy !req
516. Half the fair disappears into the river.Copy !req
517. The secret of your success
won't be a secret any more.Copy !req
518. Hardly. The city will pause to mournCopy !req
519. a fireworks display gone
tragically awry,Copy !req
520. and the creature will be fed.Copy !req
521. By spring, this will be a footnote
in history.Copy !req
522. That is progress.Copy !req
523. They're bringing the elephant
out presently.Copy !req
524. You won't get bigger crowds than that,Copy !req
525. so make sure you're off the ice by noon.Copy !req
526. Noon?Copy !req
527. There's no way you can keep us here
that long.Copy !req
528. We'll just scream our heads off.Copy !req
529. - No, no, please, please, please...
Help!Copy !req
530. Sixpence to the waterman...Copy !req
531. If you're quite finished,
I could use some help.Copy !req
532. What are you...Copy !req
533. - Sonic screwdriver. Inside pocket.
- Oh. Okay.Copy !req
534. Can you...Copy !req
535. - Yes! Yes!
Okay.Copy !req
536. Okay.Copy !req
537. Um, Doctor...Copy !req
538. Huh?Copy !req
539. Oh, hello.Copy !req
540. How are you doing that?
- Er... Er...Copy !req
541. Sonic screwdriver.Copy !req
542. It makes a noise.Copy !req
543. That's how the fish choose their victim.Copy !req
544. That's how they know they've isolated
someone on the ice.Copy !req
545. Erm, better question,
why are you doing that?Copy !req
546. Just... Just a little more.Copy !req
547. What are you...Copy !req
548. Give me that!Copy !req
549. What the...Copy !req
550. Turn it off.
There's a button on the side.Copy !req
551. Here! Give it here!Copy !req
552. I'm afraid it has a knack to it.Copy !req
553. Bill?Copy !req
554. - Miss Potts, I need you with me.
- I... I...Copy !req
555. Things to do, Bill, decisions to make.
What are we going to do about Tiny?Copy !req
556. - Tiny?
- The creature.Copy !req
557. The Loch Ness monster.
The naughty little mermaid.Copy !req
558. Are we just going to leave
her down there?Copy !req
559. Well, we can't set her free.Copy !req
560. She could burst up out of the water
and eat a hundred peopleCopy !req
561. right off of South Bank.Copy !req
562. - She could eat half of London!
- She might. It's a risk.Copy !req
563. - So, what do you want to do, Bill?
- We already know the answers.Copy !req
564. - Why are you even asking?
- I don't know the answers.Copy !req
565. Only idiots know the answers.Copy !req
566. But if your future is built
on the suffering of that creature,Copy !req
567. what's your future worth?Copy !req
568. Why is it up to me?Copy !req
569. Because it can't be up to me.Copy !req
570. Your people, your planet I serve
at the pleasure of the human race,Copy !req
571. and right now, that's you.
Give me an order.Copy !req
572. Not long till noon.Copy !req
573. I need an order.Copy !req
574. - Save her.Copy !req
575. I'll take care of this,
you get everyone off the ice.Copy !req
576. - Need help. Need it now. You in?
- Where's your friend?Copy !req
577. - Not here.
- What's he doing?Copy !req
578. Not sure, but whatever it is,
I don't think we're going to miss it.Copy !req
579. The thaw! The thaw is here!Copy !req
580. A lady fell through the ice!Copy !req
581. Quick! Get to the shore!Copy !req
582. The ice is melting!Copy !req
583. It's a mistake! The ice isn't melting!Copy !req
584. I swear to you. There's no thaw!Copy !req
585. Argh!Copy !req
586. The ice is melting!Copy !req
587. Quickly, quickly. That's it.Copy !req
588. Come on! Hurry! Come on!Copy !req
589. Something's happened.
They've got the word out.Copy !req
590. We blow it now.Copy !req
591. Not yet.Copy !req
592. - The ice is melting!
- Harriet.Copy !req
593. - Run.
- But there's still people...Copy !req
594. Forget them. There's no time.Copy !req
595. Kitty?Copy !req
596. Run.Copy !req
597. Now!Copy !req
598. What?Copy !req
599. Out of my way!Copy !req
600. Quick! Get to the shore!Copy !req
601. Doctor! Doctor!Copy !req
602. Bill!Copy !req
603. Bill!Copy !req
604. You did it!Copy !req
605. She's free!Copy !req
606. Go.Copy !req
607. Where will she go?Copy !req
608. Somewhere cold, I imagine.Copy !req
609. Hopefully, she's smart enough
to avoid you lot now.Copy !req
610. You... What if she isn't?Copy !req
611. What if we just, like, doomed Greenland?Copy !req
612. I'll check in on Greenland.Copy !req
613. How long is she?Copy !req
614. Aw...Copy !req
615. Can you hear that?Copy !req
616. Hattie, look!Copy !req
617. No pinching anything, you hear me?Copy !req
618. And no staring like gapeseeds
when the lady talks peculiar.Copy !req
619. - It's rude.Copy !req
620. Get a load of you lot!
Cute house. Come in.Copy !req
621. You gonna tell us what we're here for?Copy !req
622. A very long time I hope.Copy !req
623. - Go on!Copy !req
624. Eat as much as you like.Copy !req
625. Er, you boy, remind me,
what's your name?Copy !req
626. Perry.Copy !req
627. Perry. His name's Perry. Why?Copy !req
628. Er, apparently, Lord Sutcliffe's
long-lost heir can't be a girl.Copy !req
629. We must have
changed something, right?Copy !req
630. I mean, people saw a monster
in the Thames.Copy !req
631. Oh, it doesn't look any different.Copy !req
632. - All right.Copy !req
633. Here you go.Copy !req
634. Here's your tea.Copy !req
635. And I put a bit of coffee in it as well
just to give it some flavour.Copy !req
636. See? It's much better
when you stick to your oath.Copy !req
637. Oh, sir, no. This is unacceptable.
This is beyond unacceptable.Copy !req
638. - This is naughty.
- Language.Copy !req
639. I don't get it. "London 1814."Copy !req
640. "Monster."Sea creature."Serpent."Copy !req
641. "Really, really big fish." Nothing.Copy !req
642. Sir, you said you wouldn't be
going off-world.Copy !req
643. Do these look like off-world
clothes to you?Copy !req
644. But, sir, you said
you'd be coming back to your office.Copy !req
645. Look. Here I am.Copy !req
646. I'm in my office. I'm drinking my tea,
in my specially-chosen tea clothes.Copy !req
647. I don't understand.Copy !req
648. How could it not have
been headline news?Copy !req
649. Never underestimate
the collective human abilityCopy !req
650. to overlook the inexplicable.Copy !req
651. Also, the Frost Fair involved
a lot of day drinking. May I?Copy !req
652. You can always rely upon the papers
to miss a headline.Copy !req
653. "Shock as steel fortune
is passed to street urchin."Copy !req
654. Sir, we need to talk. Your oath.Copy !req
655. - Give us a coin.
- What?Copy !req
656. "The new Lord Sutcliffe was found
starving on London's streets.Copy !req
657. "Inheritance was contested."Copy !req
658. Everyone got super mad.
Blah, blah, blah...Copy !req
659. "Urchin boy deemed legitimate."Copy !req
660. Oh, my God, it worked!Copy !req
661. You did it. You saved them.Copy !req
662. You did.Copy !req
663. - You gave the order, boss.
- Sir...Copy !req
664. Give me a coin.Copy !req
665. We'll toss for it.Copy !req
666. Heads the TARDIS stays put...Copy !req
667. Tails...Copy !req
668. You leave me alone.Copy !req
669. Leave him alone.Copy !req
670. Chance would be a fine thing.Copy !req
671. Leave me alone.Copy !req
672. How's about that for a new idea?Copy !req
673. Never asked to be reassembled, did I?Copy !req
674. Knocking.Copy !req
675. What's that about?Copy !req
676. No one's gonna open the door
just because you're knocking.Copy !req
677. Oh, getting cocky now, are you?Copy !req
678. Why? What do you think you know?Copy !req
679. What has he told you?Copy !req
680. Because yeah,
he might have a little friend nowCopy !req
681. and yeah, he may be a little
bit distracted,Copy !req
682. but I'll tell you something,Copy !req
683. I'm still here!Copy !req
684. And as long as I'm still here,Copy !req
685. you are going nowhere!Copy !req
686. Are you looking for somewhere to live?Copy !req
687. That's your house?Copy !req
688. Sharing, yeah. Six of us.Copy !req
689. - How do you get into the tower?
- You don't.Copy !req
690. - What's that noise?Copy !req
691. There's a massive mystery going on.Copy !req
692. See you in the morning.Copy !req
693. The house is eating people.Copy !req
694. No, no, no. There's something in here.Copy !req
695. - Come back, hey!Copy !req
696. You signed the contract.
It's time to pay.Copy !req