Dinosaurs 1x5

Florence Stanley as Grandma Ethyl Phillips (voice) • Sam McMurray as Roy Hess (voice)

It's time for the big howl for the next dinosaur generation, but Robbie questions howling as a rite of passage. Earl forces Robbie to do the howling but Robbie still doesn't see the reason why he should howl, when he goes to the top of the mountain to get ready for his howl, he refuses to howl and knows that nothing is going to happen. Meanwhile; Earl friendship with Roy is becoming very serious when the two fight over after Roy was actually eating his own food and minding his own business that causes earl to be very selfish and vulnerable.

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1. Honey, I'm home.

2. There are many customs

3. which The Sacred Book of Dinosaur commands us to obey.

4. But none is as important as the howling.

5. Each month, on the evening of the full moon,

6. every male dinosaur who has come of age

7. climbs to the top of the mountain

8. and howls his mightiest howl.

9. Why?

10. - Why what? - Why do we do this?

11. We've been doing it for a million years.

12. Why?

13. It's written in The Sacred Book of Dinosaur.

14. - Who wrote it there? - Some sacred guy.

15. I don't know, Dad. I just don't see it.

16. What does this have to do with my life?

17. It says right here, "Only by the howling

18. do we defeat the dark spirit

19. which would turn dinosaur against dinosaur,

20. and bring an end to our days on Earth."

21. And you buy that?

22. Hey, this book's been around a million years.

23. You've been around what, 15 years?

24. Guess who wins?

25. But it just doesn't make sense. Today, I'm just a kid.

26. But tomorrow I climb up the mountain and yell at the moon,

27. and that makes me a grown-up? Why?

28. Because your mother sent out 150 invitations,

29. and we got a dead rhino and 10 tons of potato salad.

30. So tomorrow night you are gonna scamper your scaly butt

31. up that hill and howl like a banshee!

32. Uh, uh... a-ooh!

33. You haven't been practicing.

34. Have you been using those eight-track tapes I got you?

35. All the time, Dad.

36. Look, I'm going downstairs.

37. I don't want to hear any silence coming out of this room.

38. All right.

39. Ah. Oh, boy.

40. Howling at the Moon.

41. Tape one: Howling for Beginners.

42. Let's start with this simple phrase:

43. OK.

44. A-ooh.

45. A-ooh.

46. - Very good. - Thanks.

47. Now try again, with more expression.

48. A-ooh!

49. A-ooh.

50. Very good.

51. Well, we can't broil it.

52. $4.95 a ton, and it isn't even disemboweled yet.

53. I'm not cleaning this.

54. What do you think, Mom? 28 hours at 350?

55. Ooh. Are you dead?

56. Hello!

57. In my day it was a solemn occasion.

58. We didn't have all this fanfare and rhinoceros.

59. "Mr. And Mrs. Earl Sinclair..."

60. And baby!

61. "cordially invite you to join them..."

62. And baby!

63. "as their son Robert Mark Sinclair

64. is called up the mountain for his howling,

65. with reception to follow."

66. Oh, my little baby!

67. Hey, I'm your little baby!

68. I'm your little baby!

69. Waa!

70. Hello? Practicing hard?

71. Out of my room, Charlene.

72. - Come on, let's hear one. - No!

73. - Why not? - Because I said no.

74. Because you have a wussy howl.

75. I do not! How'd you like me to bite your head off?

76. Oh, I'm so scared, Mr. Big Adult Male.

77. Oh, yeah? Well, check this out.

78. A-ooh!

79. Hmm.

80. You gotta commit to it, Rob.

81. I can't commit to it because I don't get it.

82. I can only commit to things that make sense to me.

83. Oh, give me a break.

84. A dinosaur's howl is a very personal thing.

85. You can't howl your mightiest howl for no reason.

86. Oh?

87. A-ooh!

88. That's my boy!

89. - Uh... - Uh... come on.

90. Oh, yeah!

91. Yeah! That's lunch!

92. Oh, boy.

93. Pally boy, seems like only yesterday

94. that Robbie shed his first skin.

95. It's hard to believe he's going up the hill tonight.

96. Yeah. Wait till you hear the howl on this kid.

97. Hey, hey, hey!

98. Hey, uh... hey, Roy,

99. there's something I gotta ask you.

100. I guess it's no secret that you're my best friend.

101. Yeah, back at ya, pally boy.

102. Tonight, up on the hill,

103. Robbie's gonna need someone special

104. to present him at his first howling.

105. Yeah.

106. Well, Roy, you wanna do it?

107. Oh, I'm visibly moved.

108. Pally boy, this is such an honor that words escape me.

109. Roy, can you hold that in?

110. No! The feelings are pouring out that you should pick me.

111. Do you have to do that?

112. You've known me a long time.

113. I don't usually go in for that sensitivity stuff,

114. but at the risk of starting a rumor,

115. I, uh, I feel very close to you right now.

116. Please don't say anymore.

117. Huh?

118. You're disgusting me, the way you chew with your mouth open.

119. I'm telling you, I can see your lunch,

120. and your lunch can see me!

121. - Nah. - How you doing?

122. Will you tell him it's disgusting?

123. Hey, listen, I hate to be critical but I have to agree.

124. And let me tell you, you got one major plaque buildup back here.

125. Huh?

126. Oh, jeez. Swallow it, spit it out, do something!

127. Yeah, make up your mind.

128. Whoa! Man, do I need a shower.

129. Earl, you hurt my feelings

130. and embarrassed me in front of my lunch.

131. Would it be so hard to close your mouth while you're eating?

132. Would it be so hard to close your eyes while I'm eating?

133. Just get your open mouth out of my line of vision.

134. - Well, shut your eyes. - Shut your head!

135. - Shut your eyes! - Shut your head!

136. Hey, there, pally boy,

137. this is not a time for petty bickering,

138. with young Robbie boy going up the hill tonight.

139. You're right. I don't know what I was thinking.

140. So see you tonight at seven, huh?

141. Make it a quarter to seven. You're always late.

142. And wear something nice.

143. Hey, you don't like the way I dress?

144. Oh. This one for me?

145. No, no, dear, that's not for you.

146. Ooh, this for me?

147. No, no, dear, all of these are Robbie's howling gifts.

148. None of these are for you.

149. Ooh! This for me!

150. Fran, I'm home,

151. I'm hungry, and I hate everything.

152. - Not the mama. - Aw, neither are you.

153. Robbie got lots of new gifts today.

154. Ooh! More $4 pen and pencil sets?

155. Big whoop!

156. Earl, it's traditional.

157. It's cheap. You'd think on this,

158. the most important night of my son's life,

159. my friends could do a little better

160. than a lousy pen and pencil set.

161. Is something bothering you, Earl?

162. Bothering me? No!

163. After 27 years of friendship, you'd think I could tell a guy

164. he eats like a pig and dresses like a slob

165. without him getting all uppity about it.

166. But I'm not gonna let it bother me.

167. I got a family that loves me,

168. and that is what's important.

169. - Who do you love? - Mama.

170. - Who do you love second best? - Mama.

171. All right, who is talking to you right now?

172. Not the mama.

173. I'm going upstairs.

174. Ma, is it me, or is Daddy in a really bad mood?

175. No, your father just gets cranky like this before a howling.

176. They all do, every month.

177. It's pre-howling syndrome, P.H.S.

178. I'm so glad I'm a girl.

179. Congratulations.

180. You are now ready to howl with confidence,

181. knowing that you will not only make your family proud,

182. but keep our civilization from coming to an end.

183. Um, a... a-ooh.

184. A-ooh.

185. Oh, God, who am I kidding?

186. OK, kid, it's showtime!

187. Dad, I got a real problem with this.

188. Hey, my little howler is nervous?

189. Come here.

190. What are you gonna do?

191. I'm gonna tell you a little something my dad told me

192. just before I went up the hill.

193. Great.

194. He said, "Earl, unlock that bathroom door."

195. Of course, that doesn't apply here,

196. but you get the gist.

197. Uh, yeah.

198. Dad, we've gotta talk about this.

199. No, no, no. First we all howl,

200. then we all talk.

201. We've been doing it that way for a million years.

202. - Stop it! - Come on!

203. Hey, guys!

204. - Hi, hi. - Yeah, hi.

205. Let's howl and get on to the settlement of grievances.

206. Good, 'cause I want an apology for that turtlehead remark.

207. No way.

208. - Hi there, Robbie. - Hi.

209. Uh, here's just a little something

210. to help usher you into adult malehood.

211. Wow. Huh?

212. Well, lookie here, a pen and pencil set

213. from my oldest and dearest friend.

214. What a wonderful, highly original,

215. well-thought-out gift.

216. Ah, thank you.

217. Well, tonight is a very special night

218. for a young dinosaur I've known for many years.

219. That's fine. I'll take it from here.

220. I thought you wanted me to introduce...

221. - I changed my mind. - Jeez.

222. All right, everybody, you know my son Robbie.

223. Yeah.

224. - There's the moon. Hit it. - Um...

225. I've been giving this a lot of thought,

226. and... and this howling thing...

227. well, I don't believe in it.

228. Robbie!

229. Everybody's looking!

230. I mean, think about it logically. The book says,

231. "Dinosaur will turn against dinosaur

232. and bring an end to our days on Earth."

233. How would not howling at the moon

234. bring an end to our days on Earth?

235. Because if you don't howl, I'll kill you.

236. What could possibly happen?

237. - Earthquake! - Flood!

238. - Plagues! - This isn't the Dark Ages.

239. This is 60 million BC!

240. Why don't we try not howling one time?

241. Nothing's gonna happen!

242. Look!

243. Huh?

244. Where's the moon? Where'd it go?

245. It's gone!

246. It's the end of the world!

247. Wait.

248. Wait!

249. Hang on! Wait!

250. Oh, Robbie!

251. Do you hear something?

252. No. What?

253. Shh!

254. A low rumbling, like the Earth is getting ready

255. to open up and swallow us. Don't you hear it?

256. - It's the icemaker. - Quiet!

257. You've brought about a cataclysm against all life on Earth.

258. I don't wanna hear any more out of you!

259. OK.

260. Are we dead yet?

261. No, dear.

262. Hmm.

263. When are we gonna be dead?

264. Very soon, dear.

265. My flashlight went out.

266. I think the batteries are dead.

267. D-d-d-dead? It's starting!

268. The batteries are always the first to go.

269. Earl, come here. Let me tell you something.

270. What? What?

271. - Ooh! - Get ahold of yourself!

272. Thank you. You're right, Ethyl.

273. I am the guardian and protector of this family,

274. and it's my job to be a calming influence

275. while we huddle together hopelessly in the dark.

276. Dad, why don't we just keep the lights on?

277. - The lights work? - Yep.

278. Hey! All I am trying to do is create a mood here.

279. - Earl? - What?

280. I'm going to be very disappointed if this world ends

281. and you and Robbie are still angry at each other.

282. He destroyed the universe!

283. Any parent can forgive the little things, Earl.

284. It's these big things that test us.

285. All right, all right. I forgive you.

286. So you brought about the end of everything. So what?

287. Uh, sorry, Dad.

288. Yeah, it's all part of growing up.

289. OK.

290. Now, these are our last few hours on Earth.

291. I want us to spend them being together

292. and loving each other and realizing

293. that the most important thing in the world

294. is being a family.

295. Ahh. Mmm.

296. Should I turn on the TV?

297. - Yes! - Good.

298. As you know,

299. the end of the world is upon us, and that means

300. you save big! Values galore here at Discount Charlie's!

301. We're slashing high prices.

302. This refrigerator/freezer, $1,399.95,

303. now two for a dollar! So come on down!

304. We're dealing like there's no tomorrow!

305. Ahh.

306. - Rrrr. - Ahh.

307. Ah.

308. Look at that!

309. Oh!

310. The sun came up.

311. It's another day! Wow!

312. Are we dead?

313. No.

314. You promised!

315. Look.

316. See, Dad, the world didn't come to an end.

317. Give me that.

318. Maybe we should look at this as a new beginning.

319. You know, the entire dinosaur community has been reborn.

320. Maybe nothing will ever be the same again.

321. The Antediluvian Broadcasting Company

322. now begins its broadcast day.

323. Wheel of...

324. Hello there, Fran.

325. Hello, Roy.

326. Isn't it wonderful, the world not ending?

327. Yeah, I suppose so.

328. Something I can do for you?

329. Well, Earl, if the world had ended last night,

330. I could've overlooked certain things,

331. but unfortunately it didn't, so I've come for my beach thongs

332. and that hammer you borrowed.

333. I'd ask you to return the food you've eaten here,

334. but most of it fell out of your mouth before you left.

335. Hey, Roy.

336. Huh? Oh, hi, Robbie.

337. Don't you talk to my kid like that.

338. Huh? I'll talk to your kid anyway I want.

339. Hi, Robbie! Hi, Robbie!

340. Hey, you guys, come on. Dad.

341. Uncle Roy!

342. Guys, what's happening?

343. You've been best friends since before I was born.

344. Can't you talk this out?

345. I'll take that as a "no".

346. Earl!

347. Get your head out of his mouth right now!

348. He started it!

349. Uh-uh.

350. Look at him, talking with his mouth full again.

351. Roy, if you bite my husband's head off...

352. You ever come near my house again,

353. I'll feed you to my family!

354. Yeah, then I won't!

355. - Good! - Fine!

356. - Fine! - Good.

357. "Only by howling do we defeat the dark spirit

358. which would turn dinosaur against dinosaur."

359. Oh.

360. Many wonder if this rash of incidents is connected

361. to last night's missed howling?

362. In the meantime, there seems to be no end in sight

363. to the violence and general crankiness among males.

364. Now here's Dwayne with sports.

365. Oh, great.

366. Throw it to me with 30 seconds left, huh!

367. Come here. I'll bite your little leg off!

368. Hey, Dad, Roy just called.

369. There is no Roy.

370. He wants to return all the stuff he borrowed over the years

371. but he won't set foot in our house.

372. So where does he want to meet?

373. Well, right away, I see my barbecue apron is missing.

374. I thought the barbecue apron was a gift.

375. It was a gift for a friend,

376. so I want it back from you.

377. Hey, hey, Roy.

378. Dad, come on, stop it.

379. Well, he's the one who called me up here.

380. I did not. You called me.

381. Uh... Look, I had to call you up here.

382. You have to howl.

383. I wouldn't howl with him if he was the last dinosaur on Earth.

384. Besides, there's no reason to howl anymore.

385. Yes, there is. I didn't understand it before,

386. but if you don't howl, terrible things happen.

387. No, they don't. The world didn't come to an end.

388. Nothing bad happened at all.

389. You're not friends anymore.

390. A lifelong friendship is about to end. Isn't that bad?

391. - Uh-uh. I'm glad. - No. It's good.

392. OK, fine. Maybe I was wrong.

393. After all, Dad,

394. a best friend wouldn't say you had a wussy howl.

395. Did you say that I had a wussy howl?

396. I don't know. Did I?

397. Oh, absolutely. Yeah.

398. Well, then, I stand by it. Wussy howl!

399. Oh, yeah?

400. I can howl you under the table

401. any moonlit night of the week!

402. - Oh, yeah? - Yeah!

403. - Well, you're on! - All right!

404. And after the howling, we settle our grievances.

405. You two best friends for 27 years

406. got anything you want to say to each other?

407. Listen, all this stuff you borrowed...

408. You can hang on to it for a while.

409. Thanks, 'cause there's really nothing left

410. in my apartment now anyway.

411. Except for your barbecue apron.

412. I'm sorry I gave you a hard time about the pen and pencil set.

413. I know that wasn't too original,

414. but I don't have any kids of my own,

415. so I wanted Robbie to have the pen and pencil set

416. my dad gave me on my howling day.

417. Roy, your dad gave you this?

418. Yeah.

419. It's the one his dad gave to him on his howling day.

420. Aw, jeez. Aw!

421. You're my best friend.

422. Buddy, come on over for dinner.

423. - OK. - Come on.

424. Yeah.

425. - Oh, uh, Robbie? - Yeah, Dad?

426. You did a good thing here.

427. Oh, thanks, Dad.

428. You know, sometimes it's not important

429. to understand why you do something.

430. I howl because I believe in it.

431. I don't know why I believe in it,

432. I just do.

433. I understand, Dad, yeah.

434. OK, I'll see you at home.

435. OK. Bye.

436. Hey, Earl, what about my stuff?

437. The kid'll get it. That's why you have kids.

438. Hmm. Maybe I should get one.

439. Ahh.

440. "Only by howling do we defeat the dark spirit

441. which would turn dinosaur against dinosaur

442. and bring an end to our days on Earth."

443. A-ooooh!

444. A-ooh...