1. Honey, I'm home.Copy !req
2. A meteor three
times the size of EarthCopy !req
3. is heading towards
us in a collision courseCopy !req
4. that will result
in the extinctionCopy !req
5. of all life on this planet.Copy !req
6. This just in... "No, it's not."Copy !req
7. Oh, good.Copy !req
8. Ah, wrestling.Copy !req
9. An awesome display of power.Copy !req
10. Don't you touch
that remote control.Copy !req
11. Don't you pick that up.Copy !req
12. You turn off that television,Copy !req
13. you're gonna be one
sorry little dinosaur.Copy !req
14. I'm sorry!Copy !req
15. Give me that back.Copy !req
16. Story.Copy !req
17. No story.Copy !req
18. Story!Copy !req
19. No story! Give me that back!Copy !req
20. Once upon a time,
dinosaurs didn't have families.Copy !req
21. They lived in the woods
and ate their children.Copy !req
22. It was a golden age.Copy !req
23. Then what?Copy !req
24. Then one day, not long ago,Copy !req
25. daddy dinosaurs
and mommy dinosaursCopy !req
26. started getting marriedCopy !req
27. and living in housesCopy !req
28. and raising children.Copy !req
29. And lived happily ever after.Copy !req
30. Well, that was the idea.Copy !req
31. What happened?Copy !req
32. Some dinosaurs wondered if
they were doing the right thing.Copy !req
33. I wanna be in the story.Copy !req
34. You are,Copy !req
35. but it starts before
you were born.Copy !req
36. Your mother was
cooking dinner, as usual,Copy !req
37. and dinner was trying
to escape, as usual.Copy !req
38. Why don't you show us
what's coming up next.Copy !req
39. Housewives, tired
of chasing dinnerCopy !req
40. all over the house?Copy !req
41. You'll want this beautiful
32-piece cookware setCopy !req
42. featuring the new
creature screen.Copy !req
43. Hey, lady, you might
want to see this.Copy !req
44. Well, Arlene, we've
got 700,000 left.Copy !req
45. At the rate they're going...Copy !req
46. Hmm.Copy !req
47. Huh?Copy !req
48. Fran, I'm home. I'm hungry.Copy !req
49. Oh! I'm stuck in the door again.Copy !req
50. Earl, they are selling the most
wonderful thing here on TV.Copy !req
51. Why is there not
dinner on the table?Copy !req
52. - Yikes!
- Hey!Copy !req
53. Whoa!Copy !req
54. Was that dinner?Copy !req
55. Did dinner just run out of here?Copy !req
56. They've got new pots and
pans with creature screens.Copy !req
57. If you love me,
you'll get them for me.Copy !req
58. Do you love me?Copy !req
59. I just got home.Copy !req
60. There's nothing in here.Copy !req
61. There's no dinner,
no vegetables.Copy !req
62. Dinner ate the vegetables.Copy !req
63. And then just left like
that, without coffee?Copy !req
64. Well, he's never coming back.Copy !req
65. Hi, Daddy. How was your day?Copy !req
66. Not a dime, Charlene.Copy !req
67. Daddy, can't I even say helloCopy !req
68. without you thinking
that I want something?Copy !req
69. A sweater. I just
want a sweater.Copy !req
70. I just want dinner.Copy !req
71. It don't look good
for either of us.Copy !req
72. You can have a
frozen dinner, Earl.Copy !req
73. We've got a frozen
dinner right here.Copy !req
74. Hey, frozen dinner.
Oh, that's great!Copy !req
75. I come home to a frozen dinnerCopy !req
76. on today of all days.Copy !req
77. Obviously, you
forget what today is.Copy !req
78. It's paycheck day.Copy !req
79. Paycheck day, the
day I get my check,Copy !req
80. and it says how much I make.Copy !req
81. I'm sorry, Daddy.Copy !req
82. I'll set the table.Copy !req
83. And, uh, your apology
would go... how?Copy !req
84. Pots and pansCopy !req
85. to cook your dinner with.Copy !req
86. Dinner for you.Copy !req
87. Gee, I don't know where
my apology should begin.Copy !req
88. Aw, come on, honey, you
know I'd buy you the moon.Copy !req
89. I just want the pots.Copy !req
90. - No. Uh-uh.
- Why not?Copy !req
91. Because for once,
there's something I want.Copy !req
92. It's unbelievable that I should
want to spend my moneyCopy !req
93. on something for me,Copy !req
94. something I no longer
feel I can be without.Copy !req
95. What's that?Copy !req
96. A 90-inch television set.Copy !req
97. Earl Snead Sinclair!Copy !req
98. Oh, God. My whole name.Copy !req
99. I am your wife.Copy !req
100. And I'm the mighty megalosaurus!Copy !req
101. The king of the dinosaurs!Copy !req
102. The thunder lizard!Copy !req
103. If the thunder lizard wants
a 90-inch television set,Copy !req
104. he's gonna get a
90-inch television set!Copy !req
105. So, what do you
have to say about that?Copy !req
106. The tyrannosaurus rex
is king of the dinosaurs.Copy !req
107. That's debatable.Copy !req
108. No, it's not.Copy !req
109. I dated one in high school.Copy !req
110. Ooh.Copy !req
111. This whole going to
school concept doesn't work.Copy !req
112. Here's my report card.
See you around the swamp.Copy !req
113. Ow! I knew it.Copy !req
114. Says here you
don't apply yourself.Copy !req
115. Says you've got potential.Copy !req
116. That's a cheap
motivational ploy.Copy !req
117. What, you don't see
through that? Ow!Copy !req
118. I knew it.Copy !req
119. Look, I'm having a hard
time with numbers and dates.Copy !req
120. Why?Copy !req
121. If this is the year 60,000,003,Copy !req
122. why is next year 60,000,002?Copy !req
123. Why count backwards?
What are we waiting for?Copy !req
124. Uh...Copy !req
125. Frannie?Copy !req
126. Maybe you ask
too many questions.Copy !req
127. School's not for
asking questions.Copy !req
128. It's a place you go to
be out of this house.Copy !req
129. Maybe we should consider
hiring Robbie a tutor.Copy !req
130. Could we get Connie DeSalvo?Copy !req
131. I could be motivated
to study with her.Copy !req
132. Come on, Earl. How
much could a tutor cost?Copy !req
133. Exactly the same price
as a 90-inch television.Copy !req
134. Because that's the
way my life works.Copy !req
135. And I'm not giving up my TVCopy !req
136. just because he's not
working up to his potential.Copy !req
137. Dad, I'm begging you to
understand, I have no potential.Copy !req
138. Come on, Earl, you
know the right thing to do.Copy !req
139. The right thing to do.Copy !req
140. Potential.Copy !req
141. - Am I in the story yet?
- I'm getting to you.Copy !req
142. What happened next?Copy !req
143. I went to work.Copy !req
144. Why?Copy !req
145. Because your mother makes me.Copy !req
146. - Am I at work?
- No.Copy !req
147. - Am I at work?
- No.Copy !req
148. - Am I at work?
- Yes. Yes.Copy !req
149. No, I'm not.Copy !req
150. Let's start the swamp.Copy !req
151. We need three men!Copy !req
152. Morning, Ed.Copy !req
153. Morning, Sid.Copy !req
154. Why is the right
thing always the oneCopy !req
155. where I have to
spend all my moneyCopy !req
156. on nothing I get?Copy !req
157. Why does my life
have to be like this?Copy !req
158. Well, now, isn't this the
choice you made, pally boy?Copy !req
159. Getting married,
having a wife and kidsCopy !req
160. and not eating 'em?Copy !req
161. This is new, experimental stuff.Copy !req
162. For once I'd like
money in my pocketCopy !req
163. after my family spends
every cent I've got.Copy !req
164. Then you better
march into that trailerCopy !req
165. and ask Richfield for a raise.Copy !req
166. Oh, well, I don't normally
talk to Mr. Richfield.Copy !req
167. And why not?Copy !req
168. Well, he's... I'm just
a regular tree pusher,Copy !req
169. and he's executive supervisor.Copy !req
170. Have you recently seen
the size of his teeth?Copy !req
171. That just may be, Earl,Copy !req
172. but this is for your family
now, for your future.Copy !req
173. So, Roy, do you really think
the boss would give me a raise?Copy !req
174. Yeah. You gave this company
the best years of your life.Copy !req
175. Yeah! Well, maybe
not the best yearsCopy !req
176. but certainly the
least miserable yearsCopy !req
177. of a generally crummy
time I'm having.Copy !req
178. That's the spirit.Copy !req
179. Maybe I should go
in there right now.Copy !req
180. Thatta boy, Mr. Stand
Up to the Boss Sinclair.Copy !req
181. I'm gonna give that
guy what's what.Copy !req
182. You're gonna tell
him where to get off.Copy !req
183. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
184. Uh, wanna come in with me?Copy !req
185. No. Big teeth.Copy !req
186. Mm-hm-hmm. Hm.Copy !req
187. Uh, excuse me. Mr. Richfield?Copy !req
188. Ow!Copy !req
189. Oh, God.Copy !req
190. Why aren't you out there
knocking down trees?Copy !req
191. You're right. I should be.Copy !req
192. I'm leaving. I'm getting
out of here. Thank you.Copy !req
193. I have a family, Mr. Richfield.Copy !req
194. I can't afford to get
my wife a present,Copy !req
195. and I can't afford
to buy my childrenCopy !req
196. the things I'd like to.Copy !req
197. Tree pushers get $4 an hour.Copy !req
198. Well, I need a raise.Copy !req
199. Sinclair, you dog.Copy !req
200. Twenty years you work here.Copy !req
201. I never would have figured
you had it in you to take me on!Copy !req
202. But take me on you do,Copy !req
203. mano a mano, one-on-one.Copy !req
204. That's guts ball, Sinclair.Copy !req
205. I like a guy who
plays guts ball. Like it!Copy !req
206. Ah!Copy !req
207. Oh, well, thank you, sir.Copy !req
208. I guess I'm going to have to
take your ultimatum seriously,Copy !req
209. aren't I?Copy !req
210. I would appreciate that, sir.Copy !req
211. A guy comes in here,
puts a gun to my head...Copy !req
212. No, I meant no gun, sir.Copy !req
213. Must be prepared
to back up his threat!Copy !req
214. So I'm gonna ask you,Copy !req
215. you want a raise or what?Copy !req
216. Uh... or not.Copy !req
217. What puts you in a position to
come in here with your demands?Copy !req
218. Well, I got a wife and a family.Copy !req
219. Well, where is this my fault?Copy !req
220. I'm not blaming you.Copy !req
221. Then why do I have
to pay for your family?Copy !req
222. I just need more money.Copy !req
223. The way I see it, you
don't need more money.Copy !req
224. You need less family!Copy !req
225. But I love my family.Copy !req
226. Well, obviously you do,Copy !req
227. since you're ready to
quit your job for them.Copy !req
228. - What?
- You face me down,Copy !req
229. demand more money, I
ain't gonna give it to you.Copy !req
230. So you got no
alternative but to say...Copy !req
231. - I'm sorry.
- I quit!Copy !req
232. I quit?Copy !req
233. Oh, well, sorry to
lose you, Sinclair.Copy !req
234. All these years...Copy !req
235. But, sir, I like this company.Copy !req
236. I always dreamed I'd go
somewhere with this company.Copy !req
237. Don't dream, Sinclair.Copy !req
238. No dreams for you.Copy !req
239. You are what you are.Copy !req
240. That's all you're ever gonna be,Copy !req
241. except not with this company.Copy !req
242. Best thing for you to
do is realize that now.Copy !req
243. Best thing in the
world. You'll thank me.Copy !req
244. - But, sir...
- Thank me!Copy !req
245. Uh, thank you ever
so... Mr... Uh, goodbye.Copy !req
246. What a day.Copy !req
247. How was your day, dear?Copy !req
248. Compared to what, Fran?Copy !req
249. Compared to walking off
a cliff, falling 10,000 feet,Copy !req
250. but living just long enoughCopy !req
251. to see that first vulture swoop
down and pick out my eyes?Copy !req
252. It's a tie. Give me a beer.Copy !req
253. - No, no!
- Please!Copy !req
254. Mine, mine, mine!Copy !req
255. Aw!Copy !req
256. Well, I had a rather
interesting day.Copy !req
257. Do you want to
know about my day?Copy !req
258. Frances, I'm done
raising the kids.Copy !req
259. They're 12 and 14. They're done.Copy !req
260. I figure whatever they're
gonna be, they're it.Copy !req
261. You really should ask
me about my day, Earl.Copy !req
262. Look, Fran, I say this
with all love and everything,Copy !req
263. but I don't give a
damn about your day.Copy !req
264. Ask me about my day.Copy !req
265. Frances, nothing that
happened in your little dayCopy !req
266. has any impact on how I'm
gonna live the rest of my life.Copy !req
267. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
268. That better be breakfast.Copy !req
269. So, Mom, stop me if I'm being,
like, insensitive or anything,Copy !req
270. but you and Dad can
still have children?Copy !req
271. Looks like you're just
going to have to stop thinkingCopy !req
272. of your father and me as a
couple of old dinosaurs, huh?Copy !req
273. Did you and Daddy
really want another baby?Copy !req
274. Charlene, we feel the
same way about this eggCopy !req
275. as we felt about Robbie and you.Copy !req
276. How the hell could
this have happen?Copy !req
277. Gee, Daddy, Just when you've
almost got us out of the house,Copy !req
278. you go ahead and
have another baby.Copy !req
279. Yeah, and this baby won't
leave for college till it's 18,Copy !req
280. which pretty much covers
your allotted life span.Copy !req
281. So you're either the world's
most dedicated father...Copy !req
282. Or not.Copy !req
283. In my 60s, Fran.Copy !req
284. I'm gonna be in my 60sCopy !req
285. before I get my life back.Copy !req
286. Unless there's
nothing in that egg.Copy !req
287. What?Copy !req
288. Have you held
it up to the light?Copy !req
289. Oh, don't be silly.Copy !req
290. How do you know it's not a
dud? It happens all the time!Copy !req
291. We had three duds
before Charlene.Copy !req
292. We had two duds and Robbie.Copy !req
293. I'm saying!Copy !req
294. Oh! Oh! Oh! I'm having
an anxiety attack here, Fran.Copy !req
295. Maybe I don't need to because
maybe there's nothing in there.Copy !req
296. Oh! Oh! Oh!Copy !req
297. Not that I'm saying anything badCopy !req
298. about the virtues
of family life,Copy !req
299. but, oh, jeez, you're
killing me, Fran.Copy !req
300. What I'm trying to sayCopy !req
301. is that life holds such
enormous possibilities,Copy !req
302. as long as there's
nothing in there.Copy !req
303. Sweetheart, what do you thinkCopy !req
304. about doing the walls
of the baby's roomCopy !req
305. in a cute little dancing
caveman motif?Copy !req
306. You know cavemen
are all the rageCopy !req
307. with the little ones,
right, sweetheart?Copy !req
308. Earl? Earl?Copy !req
309. You took a walk?Copy !req
310. I took a long walk.Copy !req
311. Because of me?Copy !req
312. - Because of a lot of things.
- But mostly me.Copy !req
313. Remember I told you that
dinosaurs lived in the forestCopy !req
314. - a long time ago?
- Me.Copy !req
315. And how we came
out of the forestCopy !req
316. to get married
and have families?Copy !req
317. Am I in the story yet?Copy !req
318. I went back to the forestCopy !req
319. to see if we were right.Copy !req
320. I'm gonna bite you now.Copy !req
321. OK, this is it,Copy !req
322. the wilderness of my ancestors,Copy !req
323. where my spirit belongs
and my soul longs to be.Copy !req
324. Jeez, it's cold!Copy !req
325. So what?Copy !req
326. Small price to payCopy !req
327. for the freedom to
do whatever I want.Copy !req
328. Whoa, sack-time.Copy !req
329. Hey, what am I
looking for, a bed?Copy !req
330. The ground is my bed.Copy !req
331. The rocks are my pillows,Copy !req
332. and my blanket
is the freezing air.Copy !req
333. This is nuts!Copy !req
334. How could wild dinosaurs
get any sleep out here?Copy !req
335. Wh-what? Ooh!Copy !req
336. OK, halt! Who goes there?Copy !req
337. Just come out with your hands upCopy !req
338. and offer me your meaty portionsCopy !req
339. because you have
stumbled into the lairCopy !req
340. of the mighty
megalosaurus, the...Copy !req
341. - Oh.
- You!Copy !req
342. Do we know each other?Copy !req
343. Yeah, know each other.Copy !req
344. In fact, my main
course last nightCopy !req
345. was supposed to be "you stew."Copy !req
346. But right now, I'm gonna settle
for "come-as-you-are tartare."Copy !req
347. Well, if you plan on eating me,Copy !req
348. please, go ahead, you'd
be doing me a favor, actually.Copy !req
349. What do you mean?Copy !req
350. I used to live here,
right on this spot.Copy !req
351. There used to be a tree,
and I lived in it with my family.Copy !req
352. Now, some idiot
knocked over these trees.Copy !req
353. I know my insurance
doesn't cover that.Copy !req
354. I don't know where
my family went.Copy !req
355. Look, just eat me and
get it over with, will you?Copy !req
356. That's awfully sporting
of you there, uh...Copy !req
357. Arthur. Arthur Rizzic.Copy !req
358. Earl. Earl Sinclair.Copy !req
359. - How you doing?
- Glad to know ya.Copy !req
360. I'll let you in on
something, Rizzic.Copy !req
361. You're better off
being rid of your family.Copy !req
362. Oh, sure. Family's one of
civilization's worst ideas.Copy !req
363. You support them,Copy !req
364. you put food on the table...Copy !req
365. No offense there, Rizzic.Copy !req
366. None taken.Copy !req
367. And what do they do for you?Copy !req
368. They get you firedCopy !req
369. from the only thing
you were ever good at.Copy !req
370. You knocked all
these trees down?Copy !req
371. Yeah. And I done you
a favor there, Rizzic.Copy !req
372. Now without your family,Copy !req
373. you're wild and
untamed and free, huh?Copy !req
374. Earl, maybe I've just
got a different perspectiveCopy !req
375. from my place in the food chain.Copy !req
376. What do you mean?Copy !req
377. If I was a big dinosaur like youCopy !req
378. and everybody respected
and listened to me...Copy !req
379. Everybody listens to you, right?Copy !req
380. Oh, yeah, sure.Copy !req
381. Then maybe I
wouldn't need a family.Copy !req
382. But to tell you the truth, my
family's all that listens to me.Copy !req
383. My house is the only
place where I'm the boss.Copy !req
384. So without your family...Copy !req
385. I'm completely nothing,Copy !req
386. just alone out here in the cold.Copy !req
387. Of course, your
kind rules the world,Copy !req
388. so you wouldn't understand.Copy !req
389. Uh, no, no, of course not.Copy !req
390. I rule the world.
I'm the mighty...Copy !req
391. Uh... whatever.Copy !req
392. So why don't you just devour me,Copy !req
393. and let's call it a night.Copy !req
394. Uh, yeah, yeah. OK.Copy !req
395. OK.Copy !req
396. Get out of here.Copy !req
397. Huh?Copy !req
398. Get out of here!Copy !req
399. - I won't forget this.
- Yeah!Copy !req
400. I'm too tired to eat!Copy !req
401. There's no ketchup.Copy !req
402. There's no beverage.Copy !req
403. Oh, this stinks!Copy !req
404. Oh, let me just sit down and dieCopy !req
405. because I'm just
a total disgraceCopy !req
406. to my ancestors.Copy !req
407. What's that?Copy !req
408. That smells like...Copy !req
409. It is!Copy !req
410. That's Fran's mastodon surprise!Copy !req
411. Out here in the wilderness!Copy !req
412. I'm saved! Oh!Copy !req
413. Huh?Copy !req
414. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
415. Whoa!Copy !req
416. Ohh!Copy !req
417. I could've made it out here.Copy !req
418. Of course, dear.Copy !req
419. So, what's for dessert?Copy !req
420. Chocolate hippo cake at home.Copy !req
421. Ooh!Copy !req
422. Uh, how you doing
there, Mr. Richfield, sir?Copy !req
423. Pursuant to the matter of
severing me from my job,Copy !req
424. I thought there might be
the matter of severance pay.Copy !req
425. Get back to work, Sinclair.Copy !req
426. You've had a change
of heart, my captain?Copy !req
427. No. I've had a report
from my new assistant.Copy !req
428. How you doing?Copy !req
429. No family. Here
all day and night.Copy !req
430. Nowhere else to go.Copy !req
431. Perfect executive material.Copy !req
432. Did you put Sinclair's name
back on the active roster?Copy !req
433. Yes, sir, and I put him
down for a raise in salary.Copy !req
434. How much?Copy !req
435. Uh, imperceptible.Copy !req
436. Done.Copy !req
437. You were gonna be my dinner.
Now you're my boss' assistant.Copy !req
438. And I've got to treat you
with respect and deference.Copy !req
439. Wow, I can't eat you at all.Copy !req
440. Oh, boy, kind of funny, huh?Copy !req
441. Get back to work, Sinclair.Copy !req
442. Yes, sir, Mr. Rizzic. Yes, sir.Copy !req
443. What a world.Copy !req
444. Oh, the baby want to come
out soon? Oh, the baby...Copy !req
445. Hey, Fran, take a look at this.Copy !req
446. Earl, a paycheck!Copy !req
447. Note the imperceptible raise.Copy !req
448. Well, your career is taking off,Copy !req
449. you've got a wonderful
family to come home to.Copy !req
450. Are you a happy dinosaur, Earl?Copy !req
451. I think I am, Fran,Copy !req
452. because now I
realize what's specialCopy !req
453. about being head
of the household.Copy !req
454. What's that, dear?Copy !req
455. Robbie! Charlene!
Get your tails in here!Copy !req
456. This is your father talking,Copy !req
457. the king of the whole house.Copy !req
458. You see, Fran,Copy !req
459. I learned something
during my time in the woods.Copy !req
460. No matter how low
you are in this world,Copy !req
461. as long as you have a
family to come home to,Copy !req
462. well, they're lower.Copy !req
463. It isn't often I get to see
the sentimental side of you.Copy !req
464. All right, look, I'm
gonna say this one time.Copy !req
465. It's only natural
in a dinosaur's lifeCopy !req
466. to go off alone one dayCopy !req
467. and wonder what things
would have been likeCopy !req
468. if he had traveled
a different road.Copy !req
469. But you know what?Copy !req
470. I take a look at all of us,Copy !req
471. and I hope nothing ever happensCopy !req
472. to change the way we are.Copy !req
473. Oh, God.Copy !req
474. Oh, God!Copy !req
475. - Ta-da!
- Aah!Copy !req
476. Aah!Copy !req
477. Ohh! Ooh!Copy !req
478. Whoa! I'm on the floor.Copy !req
479. Uh-oh!Copy !req
480. Lots of feet. Can't get up!Copy !req
481. Oh, it's adorable.Copy !req
482. Whoa! I'm naked.Copy !req
483. Who's the mama?
Where's the mama?Copy !req
484. Come here, you sweet thing.Copy !req
485. Oh, hi! How you doing? How
you doing? How you doing?Copy !req
486. Earl, this is your baby.Copy !req
487. Baby, this is your daddy.Copy !req
488. Hi, I'm the baby, brand-new,Copy !req
489. just out, gotta love me.Copy !req
490. Come on, gotta love me.Copy !req
491. Daddy.Copy !req
492. That was a good story,Copy !req
493. especially me.Copy !req
494. Yeah, that's the way
you came into this world,Copy !req
495. and someday, it
will all belong to youCopy !req
496. because you and your
brother and your sisterCopy !req
497. were all born dinosaurs,Copy !req
498. and dinosaurs rule the world.Copy !req
499. Hmm.Copy !req
500. Aha!Copy !req
501. Ah!Copy !req
502. Ah, ha!Copy !req
503. - Ah! Ha-ha!
- Ah!Copy !req
504. And we're gonna
rule the world forever.Copy !req
505. Ahh.Copy !req