1. Yes, it's Blarney.Copy !req
2. The earth's happiest
bouncing ball of foam.Copy !req
3. His daily television show is
beloved by children everywhere.Copy !req
4. And now you can have
these same adored programs in your own home.Copy !req
5. The Blarney home video library.Copy !req
6. We'll send you one tape
each hour, for the next decade.Copy !req
7. It's like having Blarney
as a delightful houseguest who never leaves.Copy !req
8. Whee!Copy !req
9. Watch this, boys and girls.Copy !req
10. Now, I want you to watch
this tape. It's very important.Copy !req
11. Ooh, is it
Blarney on the farm?Copy !req
12. Huh? Well,
is it Blarney at the zoo?Copy !req
13. No, stop that.
It's not Blarney.Copy !req
14. This is a tape where
you actually learn something.Copy !req
15. Ooh.Copy !req
16. This is...
Your Solo Wilderness Ritual.Copy !req
17. Ever since ancient times,
young children like youCopy !req
18. have been demanding
and self-centered.Copy !req
19. Me, me, me!
Gimme, gimme.Copy !req
20. I don't care
about you at all.Copy !req
21. So it was up to the parents
to demonstrate to the childCopy !req
22. that his unbridled
self-centeredness would be tolerated only up to a point.Copy !req
23. - That's it!Copy !req
24. Whoa! Hey!Copy !req
25. And thus the solo
wilderness ritual was created.Copy !req
26. Hey, what's
the big idea?Copy !req
27. Left alone for several days,
the child soon cameCopy !req
28. to appreciate the
importance of his family.Copy !req
29. Boy, family sure is important.Copy !req
30. Ready to come back in now!Copy !req
31. This valuable lesson learned,Copy !req
32. the parents would
welcome the childCopy !req
33. back into the safe and
loving confines of the family.Copy !req
34. - Oh, whoa!Copy !req
35. If they were quick enough.Copy !req
36. Neat-o!Copy !req
37. Today, the solo wilderness
ritual is purely symbolic.Copy !req
38. Toddlers like you
are taken out to the woodsCopy !req
39. and left on an
orthopedically-designed stone perch for 20 minutes.Copy !req
40. And then taken out
for a happy meal.Copy !req
41. So good luck on your
solo wilderness ritual.Copy !req
42. - Did you understand the tape?Copy !req
43. Sure. Gimme cookie.Copy !req
44. - We don't have any cookies.
- Go to the store.Copy !req
45. No. And that's exactly why you
have to be left in the woods.Copy !req
46. So you can learn that the world
does not revolve around you.Copy !req
47. - Mommy's not going
to the store? - No.Copy !req
48. Oh, I understand.Copy !req
49. Daddy! Go to the store!Copy !req
50. Honey, I'm home.Copy !req
51. Aaah!Copy !req
52. - Ohh!
- Ow!Copy !req
53. - Ow!
- Ooh!Copy !req
54. Aah!Copy !req
55. Daddy! Go to the store!Copy !req
56. - Daddy! Go to the store.
- Hey, Earl, isn't thatCopy !req
57. - your infant calling?
- Yep.Copy !req
58. But my extensive experience
as a parent has taught me thatCopy !req
59. if you ignore him
long enough, the wife gets him.Copy !req
60. Wow, you make it
look so easy.Copy !req
61. - Daddy.
- Go, babe.Copy !req
62. I have something important
I want to ask you.Copy !req
63. Uh-huh.Copy !req
64. Well, how do you know
when you found true love?Copy !req
65. - Uh...Copy !req
66. Oh! Oh! Shh.
Game's on.Copy !req
67. Oooh!Copy !req
68. - Ahhh.
- Huh? What?Copy !req
69. Guys, it's just a bunch
of letters flying around.Copy !req
70. Bunch of letters?Copy !req
71. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Easy, fella...Copy !req
72. Females just don't understand
the critical roleCopy !req
73. that digital graphics
play in professional sports.Copy !req
74. We'll be back with more
exciting logo action later.Copy !req
75. But first, lets get
back down on the fieldCopy !req
76. and check in on the game.Copy !req
77. Boy, life doesn't get
much better than this.Copy !req
78. You got your beer,
your best friends,Copy !req
79. and three hours
of virtual paralysis.Copy !req
80. Earl, are you ready to go?Copy !req
81. Huh? Fran, there
is no going on playoff day.Copy !req
82. Only staying.
Perhaps a little shifting,Copy !req
83. readjusting of cushions,
reaching for salted snacks...Copy !req
84. Earl, you promised
to take Baby out for his solo wilderness ritual.Copy !req
85. - Not today, my sweet.
- It has to be today.Copy !req
86. This is the third Sunday
after his second birthdayCopy !req
87. as set forth in
The Book of Dinosaur.Copy !req
88. No... I believe today is
the third round after the second round of playoffsCopy !req
89. as set forth in the guide of TV.Copy !req
90. - Fine.
- Fine.Copy !req
91. You win.Copy !req
92. Uh-oh.Copy !req
93. Want beer nuts. The hot kind.Copy !req
94. And juice.
Need juice to wash 'em down.Copy !req
95. Hey, watch me pick my nose!Copy !req
96. - Ahh... Say, Earl,Copy !req
97. I think it's
gonna be kind of toughCopy !req
98. to enjoy the game
with the kid here.Copy !req
99. Want a puppy! Now!Copy !req
100. So maybe you should
just take him outCopy !req
101. on his little
wilderness ritual.Copy !req
102. No. Not a chance.
These are the playoffs,Copy !req
103. this is my comfy chair,Copy !req
104. and nothing short
of a bursting bladderCopy !req
105. is gonna get me out of it.Copy !req
106. our exciting
halftime show,Copy !req
107. featuring those turtlenecked
youngsters, Up With Reptiles.Copy !req
108. - We're outta here.
- Yeah.Copy !req
109. - Yeah.
- Oh, yeah. Outta here.Copy !req
110. Hey, check the game, son.
Is it still halftime?Copy !req
111. - Oh, uh, let me check.Copy !req
112. If only the armies of the world
could don turtlenecksCopy !req
113. and join hands
in a happy song,Copy !req
114. the whole world
could come togetherCopy !req
115. in a joyous
parade of love.Copy !req
116. Yeah, and you'd be
the Grand Marshal.Copy !req
117. - Yeah, yeah. That's me.
- Are we there yet?Copy !req
118. Yep. This would be it.
Hallowed ground.Copy !req
119. Prepare to experience
one of life's most profound and timeless lessons.Copy !req
120. - This stinks!
- And not a moment too soon.Copy !req
121. I'm tired. Take me home.Copy !req
122. - Juice is warm! Where's Mama?Copy !req
123. - Yeah, yeah.
- Gee, Robert.Copy !req
124. Being here on this spot
brings back a flood of bittersweet memories.Copy !req
125. Were you left here
when you were little?Copy !req
126. Oh, indeed I was.Copy !req
127. Some 30-odd years ago, my father
placed me on the sacred stoneCopy !req
128. and disappeared into the woods,
never to be seen again.Copy !req
129. You mean, he didn't
come back to get you?Copy !req
130. No. After several days
I was found and raisedCopy !req
131. by a kindly park ranger
who never married.Copy !req
132. As for my father,Copy !req
133. I can only assume he fell
from some cliff or was eaten by predators.Copy !req
134. Hey, cheer up.
Maybe he just abandoned you.Copy !req
135. - Oh... Yeah.
- My butt's cold!Copy !req
136. Oh. Oh, yeah. Time to read
from the sacred pamphlet.Copy !req
137. Come on, gather around, guys.Copy !req
138. Yep. OK.Copy !req
139. "Son, slash, daughter..."Copy !req
140. - Hmm?
- Um...Copy !req
141. "We leave you here today for
a symbolic ritual of discovery.Copy !req
142. That you may learn
that nothing is more importantCopy !req
143. - than home and family."Copy !req
144. There's the start
of the second half.Copy !req
145. Yada, yada. Growth,
eternal wisdom, blah, blah.Copy !req
146. - See ya. Come on, guys.
- But what about me?Copy !req
147. You stay on that rock
until you learn your placeCopy !req
148. in the family structure.
Or the end of the third quarter.Copy !req
149. Why?Copy !req
150. Because you have to
learn that you need us.Copy !req
151. That's the sacred lesson.Copy !req
152. Ah...
to you too.Copy !req
153. - This is so beautiful.
- Come on.Copy !req
154. - Oh. Oh, yeah. OK.
- Come on, Roy.Copy !req
155. Hurry, behind the wall.Copy !req
156. Ooh. OK, let me see.Copy !req
157. - Give.
- Hey.Copy !req
158. - Dad. Hey.
- Nice TV, Roy.Copy !req
159. Couldn't you get
anything smaller?Copy !req
160. I got it free
with my subscriptionCopy !req
161. to Dawn of Time magazine.Copy !req
162. Judy the operator sent it to me.
I'm pretty sure she digs me.Copy !req
163. - There's the kickoff.
- Oh.Copy !req
164. - Jackson takes it. On the ten.
- Go Jackson.Copy !req
165. He's hit hard! Fumble!
Who's got the ball?Copy !req
166. - The picture! It's gone!Copy !req
167. Do something!
Move the aerials.Copy !req
168. I'm trying, Dad. Look.Copy !req
169. - Maybe if we step to the left.
- Right! Go to the left.Copy !req
170. Left, left, left, left.
No, no. It's getting worse!Copy !req
171. - Go the other way.
- Right, right.Copy !req
172. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
173. No, no. No, go...
Go straight ahead.Copy !req
174. - Move straight ahead here.
- Straight ahead, yeah.Copy !req
175. - More, more, more. Baby step.
- Yeah. Uh-huh.Copy !req
176. That's it! Don't move!
It's perfect.Copy !req
177. Uh... Guys...Copy !req
178. Shh, shh, shh.
They're showing a replay.Copy !req
179. - Yeah, yeah.
- Uh, we're in trouble.Copy !req
180. Oh, no. Think positive, Robbie.Copy !req
181. With two full quarters
of play remainingCopy !req
182. - it's anybody's game.
- I mean, we're in trouble.Copy !req
183. - Yeah.
- Look.Copy !req
184. - Hmm?
- Huh?Copy !req
185. - Oh, boy! We're in a tar pit!Copy !req
186. What do we do?
What do we do?Copy !req
187. Oh, that's easy.Copy !req
188. We sink slowly into
the thick black goo,Copy !req
189. experiencing crushing,
lung-bursting suffocationCopy !req
190. until our lives are snuffed out
in searing, black nothingness.Copy !req
191. - Don't sugar-coat it, Roy.
- We have to get help somehow.Copy !req
192. How do you propose we do that?
There's no one for miles.Copy !req
193. - I don't know.
- Keep it down!Copy !req
194. I'm having a ritual over here.Copy !req
195. The baby!Copy !req
196. - Son, son, come over here!
- Hey, little guy.Copy !req
197. I'm busy!Copy !req
198. Daddy, Robbie and Uncle Roy
are in a little trouble.Copy !req
199. We need you to come here
and give us a hand.Copy !req
200. You said, "Don't leave rock."Copy !req
201. Well, things change.
Get over here!Copy !req
202. I'll think about it.Copy !req
203. He'll think about it?
What's he have to think about?Copy !req
204. Just how the heck
does he expect to surviveCopy !req
205. in this wilderness
without us?Copy !req
206. - Yeah.
- Huh? Huh? Huh?Copy !req
207. - Help!
- Help!Copy !req
208. Son! Hurry! Help us, please!Copy !req
209. - Hi.
- Oh. Hey, little guy.Copy !req
210. I knew we could count on you.Copy !req
211. Ooh, a mud puddle.
Can I come in?Copy !req
212. - No! No, no, no.
- No, no, no. No, it's not mud.Copy !req
213. It's tar. We're stuck in it
and we're sinking.Copy !req
214. - Yeah.
- Now we need you to help.Copy !req
215. - So listen very carefully.
- Ooh, a butterfly.Copy !req
216. Hey!Copy !req
217. Forget the stupid butterfly!Copy !req
218. Oh, pally-boy,
I believe I can handle this.Copy !req
219. Hey, little fella.Copy !req
220. Wanna play a fun game
with Uncle Roy?Copy !req
221. Yay, games!Copy !req
222. Alrighty.
And you get to go first.Copy !req
223. All you have to do
is pull down these vines,Copy !req
224. then lash together logs
to form a lattice over the pit.Copy !req
225. From there, you fashion
a crude winch,Copy !req
226. and using a system
of counterweights, hoist us out.Copy !req
227. You go first.Copy !req
228. We can't go first!
We can't move! Can't you see that?Copy !req
229. - Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad.
- Sorry.Copy !req
230. Listen, pal. We're in trouble
and we need a big boy to help us out.Copy !req
231. - Are you a big boy?
- Yeah.Copy !req
232. OK. Now, go back
the same way we came,Copy !req
233. get help,
and bring them back here.Copy !req
234. Hmm. Go back, get help,
bring them back here. Got it.Copy !req
235. - I'm a big boy!
- Yeah!Copy !req
236. - Well, what do you know?
- I think he'll come through for us.Copy !req
237. Oh, sure. That lad may be young,
and a trifle inexperienced,Copy !req
238. but when lives are at stake,
a sort of primitive survival instinct kicks in,Copy !req
239. driving him to pursue his goal
with sheer determination.Copy !req
240. - Yep.
- Ooh! A stick!Copy !req
241. We're all gonna die!Copy !req
242. Go get help,
bring it back. Go get help, bring it back.Copy !req
243. Go get help, bring it back.
Go get help, bring it back.Copy !req
244. - Go get help, bring it... Oh.Copy !req
245. - Uh-oh.Copy !req
246. - Huh? What's that?Copy !req
247. Oof! Didn't hurt, nothing
broken. Happens all the time.Copy !req
248. It's all part of living
in a tree without wings. How ya doin'?Copy !req
249. - Who are you?
- I'm Woody, short for Woodrow.Copy !req
250. Glad to know you, and...Copy !req
251. - You're it! Ha, ha!
- What are you talking about?Copy !req
252. Don't you know anything?
Come on, come on. This is tag.Copy !req
253. Basic stuff.
You either know it or don't.Copy !req
254. - I don't.
- OK, here it is.Copy !req
255. I tag you, you're it.
You tag me, I'm it.Copy !req
256. You're right, you're right.
There's no point. I'm bored, let's move on.Copy !req
257. I know! Let's spin around
and around and get dizzy and chuck. Huh?Copy !req
258. - Can't.
- What do you mean? Sure you can.Copy !req
259. Barfing's fun.
Wanna see?Copy !req
260. No. Gotta save Daddy
and Robbie.Copy !req
261. Ooh... Daddy and Robbie?
New game!Copy !req
262. I'll be Daddy, you be Robbie.
Who goes first? What do we do?Copy !req
263. - I'm bored. Move on.
- No, no, no. It's not a game.Copy !req
264. It's not a very good one,
but you're new at this.Copy !req
265. - No, no, no. I can't play now.Copy !req
266. - Gotta save Daddy and Robbie.
- I got toys.Copy !req
267. - They're not going anywhere.
- Come on, come on, come on!Copy !req
268. Help! Somebody!
Somebody help us! Help!Copy !req
269. - Somebody save us!Copy !req
270. Oh, what a nightmare.
Every inch we sink saps our strength,Copy !req
271. weakens our resolve,
brings us closer to death...Copy !req
272. - And wreaks havoc
on our reception. - Yeah.Copy !req
273. Was that a touchdown
or an ad for Mulching Mower?Copy !req
274. I think it was
a touchdown.Copy !req
275. How come they're
raking him into a bag?Copy !req
276. I can't believe
all you guys can think aboutCopy !req
277. - is that stupid TV.
- Hey.Copy !req
278. I'll have you know
that the soft blue light of the cathode-ray tubeCopy !req
279. has always comforted me. Always
soothed my frazzled nerves.Copy !req
280. - Oh! Oh, my God, I'm losing it!Copy !req
281. - Roy, I'm losing it!
- Dad! Get a hold of yourself.Copy !req
282. - Hey.Copy !req
283. - Hey. That did the trick.Copy !req
284. I got the picture back.
Although, it could use more contrast.Copy !req
285. Oh! Ooh.Copy !req
286. - There we go.
- See.Copy !req
287. - Things are starting
to go our way. - Yeah.Copy !req
288. Wait a second. Why didn't
I think of this before?Copy !req
289. The TV. Convert it into a simple
transmitter and radio for help.Copy !req
290. That's a pipe dream, son. After
all, what tools do we have?Copy !req
291. Well, I have my soldering iron.Copy !req
292. And I brought these diodes,
if that'll help.Copy !req
293. - Give me that! Jeez.
- Hey. What are you...?Copy !req
294. - We are not gutting this TV.
- Nah...Copy !req
295. And... It has nothing
to do with the fact thatCopy !req
296. we're in a crucial
fourth quarter scoring drive.Copy !req
297. - Mmm-hmm.
- It's because... gutting this TVCopy !req
298. would be admitting that we've
lost faith in that little baby,Copy !req
299. who at this very moment
is out there... alone,Copy !req
300. risking all... in a desperate
effort to save our lives.Copy !req
301. - ... 20 yard line,
first and ten. - Help!Copy !req
302. - Help! Somebody help us!
- Help! Help! Help!Copy !req
303. - Yeah!Copy !req
304. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Ah! Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
305. - Wow!Copy !req
306. You destroyed
the entire universe.Copy !req
307. Big ball of fire.
Everything's dead. Nothing left.Copy !req
308. - Oh, I'm sorry.
- Oh, no, it's good. Bonus points.Copy !req
309. - Lots and lots and lots. Yeah.
- Oh! Again!Copy !req
310. What'd I tell ya, Squirt?
It's a great game. Can't beat it. My favorite.Copy !req
311. I'm bored. Play something else.Copy !req
312. OK! New game, here it is.
Gotta get two idiots out of the tar pit. Got it? Go!Copy !req
313. - Yeah. Yeah. Two idiots?
- Two idiots.Copy !req
314. - Out of the tar pit?
- Out of the tar pit.Copy !req
315. - OK.
- Master that and go to the next level.Copy !req
316. - Three idiots
stuck in a tar pit. - Three idiots...Copy !req
317. Wait a second...
Yeah, that's it.Copy !req
318. - Gotta get help, bring it back.
- Wait a minute. No, you can't go now.Copy !req
319. Next level, bonus points.
Save the princess.Copy !req
320. No, no, no. Gotta save Daddy and
Uncle Roy and Robbie. Bye-bye.Copy !req
321. But... No. No, stay. Stay, stay.Copy !req
322. - But... Uh...
- Bye-bye.Copy !req
323. But I've got milkshakes,
Pixy Stix!Copy !req
324. Raw cookie dough!Copy !req
325. Here's the snap.
It's put down.Copy !req
326. Oh, it's just wide!
Into the stands...Copy !req
327. Um...
I was just thinking...Copy !req
328. Maybe this is why Pop
never came back for me.Copy !req
329. Maybe he stumbled into this very
pit and was sucked under.Copy !req
330. Maybe he always meant
to come back for me, but died a tragic death instead.Copy !req
331. Hey, wouldn't that be great?Copy !req
332. Hey. Uh, is the tar
getting warmer?Copy !req
333. - Uh...
- Yeah, I feel that too.Copy !req
334. - Oh.
- Uh, sorry guys.Copy !req
335. - Too many beers back
at the house. - Oh! Jeez!Copy !req
336. - That's the end of regulation.Copy !req
337. We're headed
for sudden death.Copy !req
338. Sudden death?
How ironic.Copy !req
339. Yeah. For some reason,
I don't feel like watching the game anymore.Copy !req
340. Yeah, me neither.Copy !req
341. This moment I realize there's
more to life than football.Copy !req
342. Yeah.Copy !req
343. - Let's see what else is on.
- Yeah.Copy !req
344. I can't believe you two!
We're dying here.Copy !req
345. These are our last moments
on the earth, and all you can do is stare at the TV.Copy !req
346. - Well.
- Gimme.Copy !req
347. - Hey!
- Give it.Copy !req
348. This idiot box is not
gonna save our lives.Copy !req
349. - Hey! Hey! Oh.
- Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
350. Oh, Robbie!Copy !req
351. - Next up on Trail Tips,Copy !req
352. I'm going to show you
the easy way to extract yourself from a tar pit.Copy !req
353. Should you ever brainlessly
stumble into one, just follow these simple steps.Copy !req
354. - One...Copy !req
355. - Two...Copy !req
356. - And three, you're out.Copy !req
357. Wasn't that simple? Let's see
that again in slow motion.Copy !req
358. What are the odds?Copy !req
359. Go get help,
bring it back.Copy !req
360. Go get help, bring it back.
Go get help...Copy !req
361. Wait a second!
Bring it back where?Copy !req
362. Oh... Oh, boy.Copy !req
363. Hey...
Ooh. Huh?Copy !req
364. - Oh.
- Would you lookie here.Copy !req
365. Now, what in tarnation are you
doing out here in these woods, youngster?Copy !req
366. - Huh?
- Gotta find help.Copy !req
367. Ah. Well,
I may qualify as help.Copy !req
368. You see, I'm a woodsman.Copy !req
369. Yeah, I've spent years
wandering these woods.Copy !req
370. I know 'em
like the back of my hand.Copy !req
371. Daddy and brother
are stuck in a tar pit.Copy !req
372. - There's tar pits out this way?
- Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
373. - We better find them
quick then. - Hey, hey, back off, pops.Copy !req
374. He's mine. I found him
and I'm keeping him.Copy !req
375. Woodrow,
shouldn't you be in bed?Copy !req
376. Wanna sneak
into the candy factory?Copy !req
377. It's cool! Piles and piles and
piles of candy and no parents.Copy !req
378. We'll get tummy aches.
It'll be great!Copy !req
379. - Ooh! I love tummy aches!
- Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh...Copy !req
380. Now, I'm sure that would be
a heap of fun,Copy !req
381. but this young'un's got
a family to think of right now.Copy !req
382. And if you,
uh, let 'em down,Copy !req
383. well, you'll be
all alone, like me.Copy !req
384. Lots of candy.
All you can eat.Copy !req
385. Fill up and then go sit
on the swings. Can't beat it!Copy !req
386. Hmm...Copy !req
387. Son!Copy !req
388. - Help us!
- We're sinking!Copy !req
389. - Candy.Copy !req
390. Hey! Hey, don't you look
at that other thought bubble.Copy !req
391. We're family!Copy !req
392. Yeah. We're more important
than candy!Copy !req
393. - Help!Copy !req
394. Ah... Yum, yum,
yum, yum...Copy !req
395. I know we're only moments
away from death, guys.Copy !req
396. But this sauna-like heat
is working wonders on my love handles.Copy !req
397. I feel pounds lighter.Copy !req
398. You know,
facing our ultimate end,Copy !req
399. I find myself grappling
with the big questions.Copy !req
400. Who created us?
Why are we here?Copy !req
401. I created you and we're here
because of your mother.Copy !req
402. Thanks.
I'm ready to die.Copy !req
403. You know, I just can't help
thinking about that little guy out there.Copy !req
404. - Hmm.
- Cold... Lost... Hungry.Copy !req
405. - Hey!
- Huh?Copy !req
406. How'd you guys
get so short?Copy !req
407. - Yay! You're back!
- Hey! And you brought help!Copy !req
408. Hey, I picked you
instead of candy.Copy !req
409. - Oh! Way to go, little guy!
- There's candy?Copy !req
410. Yes, sir, this little
fella wrestled with some mighty temptations.Copy !req
411. But he kept talking about
his family and how important it was to him.Copy !req
412. He kept on saying, "Gotta get
help, no time to waste."Copy !req
413. Excuse me,
could we hear about this later?Copy !req
414. - Oh.Copy !req
415. Sure. Let's get
you boys out of there.Copy !req
416. - Yeah.
- Let me see now...Copy !req
417. I feel very funky.Copy !req
418. Yeah, I gotta get home
and take a shower.Copy !req
419. Yeah. But first, it's time
for the all-important conclusionCopy !req
420. of the solo
wilderness ritual.Copy !req
421. - Ah.
- Congratulations, little guy.Copy !req
422. I think you proved to us all
here that you're part of this family.Copy !req
423. And that you've learned
to think of others, not just yourself.Copy !req
424. - Want happy meal! Now!Copy !req
425. You got it!Copy !req
426. - Hey. Say, stranger...Copy !req
427. - Uh, the name is Les.
- Oh, well, Les, care to join usCopy !req
428. for a colorfully-boxed dinner
with a special toy?Copy !req
429. I can't. Gotta keep
searching these woods.Copy !req
430. - Oh.
- See, I left my son on that very stone,Copy !req
431. - oh, pretty near 30 years ago.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
432. Yep. Got lost, and by the time
I found my way back,Copy !req
433. - well, he was gone.
- Oh.Copy !req
434. Yep. Vowed I'd search
till I'd found him.Copy !req
435. - OK. Maybe some other time.
- All right.Copy !req
436. - No, no. Wait. Wait, Uncle Roy.
- Huh?Copy !req
437. Doesn't that sound
an awful lot like your story?Copy !req
438. Well, it's got a couple
of superficial similarities.Copy !req
439. Look.
What was your son's name?Copy !req
440. - Roy.
- Right.Copy !req
441. - And what was
your father's name? - Les.Copy !req
442. - Well...?Copy !req
443. Oh, my gosh,
it's fate!Copy !req
444. I was meant to help you
look for your son!Copy !req
445. Well,
I can always use a hand.Copy !req
446. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
447. - Oh, Roy!
- Where are you, Roy?Copy !req
448. - Come here, buddy.
- I know that one.Copy !req
449. Huh. You think they'll ever
figure it out, Dad?Copy !req
450. Figure what out?Copy !req