1. Yes, it's Blarney.
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2. The earth's happiest
bouncing ball of foam.
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3. His daily television show is
beloved by children everywhere.
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4. And now you can have
these same adored programs in your own home.
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5. The Blarney home video library.
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6. We'll send you one tape
each hour, for the next decade.
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7. It's like having Blarney
as a delightful houseguest who never leaves.
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8. Whee!
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9. Watch this, boys and girls.
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10. Now, I want you to watch
this tape. It's very important.
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11. Ooh, is it
Blarney on the farm?
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12. Huh? Well,
is it Blarney at the zoo?
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13. No, stop that.
It's not Blarney.
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14. This is a tape where
you actually learn something.
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15. Ooh.
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16. This is...
Your Solo Wilderness Ritual.
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17. Ever since ancient times,
young children like you
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18. have been demanding
and self-centered.
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19. Me, me, me!
Gimme, gimme.
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20. I don't care
about you at all.
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21. So it was up to the parents
to demonstrate to the child
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22. that his unbridled
self-centeredness would be tolerated only up to a point.
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23. - That's it!
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24. Whoa! Hey!
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25. And thus the solo
wilderness ritual was created.
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26. Hey, what's
the big idea?
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27. Left alone for several days,
the child soon came
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28. to appreciate the
importance of his family.
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29. Boy, family sure is important.
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30. Ready to come back in now!
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31. This valuable lesson learned,
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32. the parents would
welcome the child
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33. back into the safe and
loving confines of the family.
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34. - Oh, whoa!
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35. If they were quick enough.
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36. Neat-o!
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37. Today, the solo wilderness
ritual is purely symbolic.
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38. Toddlers like you
are taken out to the woods
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39. and left on an
orthopedically-designed stone perch for 20 minutes.
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40. And then taken out
for a happy meal.
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41. So good luck on your
solo wilderness ritual.
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42. - Did you understand the tape?
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43. Sure. Gimme cookie.
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44. - We don't have any cookies.
- Go to the store.
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45. No. And that's exactly why you
have to be left in the woods.
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46. So you can learn that the world
does not revolve around you.
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47. - Mommy's not going
to the store? - No.
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48. Oh, I understand.
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49. Daddy! Go to the store!
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50. Honey, I'm home.
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51. Aaah!
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52. - Ohh!
- Ow!
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53. - Ow!
- Ooh!
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54. Aah!
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55. Daddy! Go to the store!
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56. - Daddy! Go to the store.
- Hey, Earl, isn't that
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57. - your infant calling?
- Yep.
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58. But my extensive experience
as a parent has taught me that
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59. if you ignore him
long enough, the wife gets him.
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60. Wow, you make it
look so easy.
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61. - Daddy.
- Go, babe.
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62. I have something important
I want to ask you.
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63. Uh-huh.
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64. Well, how do you know
when you found true love?
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65. - Uh...
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66. Oh! Oh! Shh.
Game's on.
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67. Oooh!
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68. - Ahhh.
- Huh? What?
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69. - [all cheering, laughing]
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70. Guys, it's just a bunch
of letters flying around.
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71. Bunch of letters?
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72. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Easy, fella...
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73. Females just don't understand
the critical role
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74. that digital graphics
play in professional sports.
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75. We'll be back with more
exciting logo action later.
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76. But first, lets get
back down on the field
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77. and check in on the game.
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78. Boy, life doesn't get
much better than this.
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79. You got your beer,
your best friends,
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80. and three hours
of virtual paralysis.
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81. Earl, are you ready to go?
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82. Huh? Fran, there
is no going on playoff day.
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83. Only staying.
Perhaps a little shifting,
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84. readjusting of cushions,
reaching for salted snacks...
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85. Earl, you promised
to take Baby out for his solo wilderness ritual.
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86. - Not today, my sweet.
- It has to be today.
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87. This is the third Sunday
after his second birthday
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88. as set forth in
The Book of Dinosaur.
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89. No... I believe today is
the third round after the second round of playoffs
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90. as set forth in the guide of TV.
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91. - Fine.
- Fine.
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92. You win.
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93. Uh-oh.
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94. Want beer nuts. The hot kind.
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95. And juice.
Need juice to wash 'em down.
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96. Hey, watch me pick my nose!
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97. - Ahh... Say, Earl,
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98. I think it's
gonna be kind of tough
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99. to enjoy the game
with the kid here.
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100. Want a puppy! Now!
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101. So maybe you should
just take him out
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102. on his little
wilderness ritual.
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103. No. Not a chance.
These are the playoffs,
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104. this is my comfy chair,
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105. and nothing short
of a bursting bladder
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106. is gonna get me out of it.
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107. our exciting
halftime show,
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108. featuring those turtlenecked
youngsters, Up With Reptiles.
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109. - We're outta here.
- Yeah.
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110. - Yeah.
- Oh, yeah. Outta here.
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111. Hey, check the game, son.
Is it still halftime?
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112. - Oh, uh, let me check.
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113. If only the armies of the world
could don turtlenecks
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114. and join hands
in a happy song,
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115. the whole world
could come together
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116. in a joyous
parade of love.
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117. Yeah, and you'd be
the Grand Marshal.
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118. - Yeah, yeah. That's me.
- Are we there yet?
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119. Yep. This would be it.
Hallowed ground.
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120. Prepare to experience
one of life's most profound and timeless lessons.
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121. - This stinks!
- And not a moment too soon.
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122. I'm tired. Take me home.
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123. - Juice is warm! Where's Mama?
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124. - Yeah, yeah.
- Gee, Robert.
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125. Being here on this spot
brings back a flood of bittersweet memories.
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126. Were you left here
when you were little?
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127. Oh, indeed I was.
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128. Some 30-odd years ago, my father
placed me on the sacred stone
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129. and disappeared into the woods,
never to be seen again.
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130. You mean, he didn't
come back to get you?
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131. No. After several days
I was found and raised
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132. by a kindly park ranger
who never married.
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133. As for my father,
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134. I can only assume he fell
from some cliff or was eaten by predators.
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135. Hey, cheer up.
Maybe he just abandoned you.
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136. - Oh... Yeah.
- My butt's cold!
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137. Oh. Oh, yeah. Time to read
from the sacred pamphlet.
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138. Come on, gather around, guys.
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139. Yep. OK.
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140. "Son, slash, daughter..."
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141. - Hmm?
- Um...
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142. "We leave you here today for
a symbolic ritual of discovery.
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143. That you may learn
that nothing is more important
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144. - than home and family."
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145. There's the start
of the second half.
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146. Yada, yada. Growth,
eternal wisdom, blah, blah.
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147. - See ya. Come on, guys.
- But what about me?
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148. You stay on that rock
until you learn your place
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149. in the family structure.
Or the end of the third quarter.
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150. Why?
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151. Because you have to
learn that you need us.
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152. That's the sacred lesson.
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153. Ah...
to you too.
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154. - This is so beautiful.
- Come on.
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155. - Oh. Oh, yeah. OK.
- Come on, Roy.
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156. Hurry, behind the wall.
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157. Ooh. OK, let me see.
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158. - Give.
- Hey.
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159. - Dad. Hey.
- Nice TV, Roy.
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160. Couldn't you get
anything smaller?
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161. I got it free
with my subscription
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162. to Dawn of Time magazine.
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163. Judy the operator sent it to me.
I'm pretty sure she digs me.
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164. - There's the kickoff.
- Oh.
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165. - Jackson takes it. On the ten.
- Go Jackson.
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166. He's hit hard! Fumble!
Who's got the ball?
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167. - The picture! It's gone!
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168. Do something!
Move the aerials.
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169. I'm trying, Dad. Look.
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170. - Maybe if we step to the left.
- Right! Go to the left.
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171. Left, left, left, left.
No, no. It's getting worse!
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172. - Go the other way.
- Right, right.
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173. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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174. No, no. No, go...
Go straight ahead.
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175. - Move straight ahead here.
- Straight ahead, yeah.
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176. - More, more, more. Baby step.
- Yeah. Uh-huh.
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177. That's it! Don't move!
It's perfect.
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178. Uh... Guys...
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179. Shh, shh, shh.
They're showing a replay.
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180. - Yeah, yeah.
- Uh, we're in trouble.
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181. Oh, no. Think positive, Robbie.
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182. With two full quarters
of play remaining
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183. - it's anybody's game.
- I mean, we're in trouble.
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184. - Yeah.
- Look.
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185. - Hmm?
- Huh?
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186. - [all gasp, scream]
- Oh, boy! We're in a tar pit!
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187. What do we do?
What do we do?
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188. Oh, that's easy.
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189. We sink slowly into
the thick black goo,
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190. experiencing crushing,
lung-bursting suffocation
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191. until our lives are snuffed out
in searing, black nothingness.
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192. - Don't sugar-coat it, Roy.
- We have to get help somehow.
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193. How do you propose we do that?
There's no one for miles.
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194. - I don't know.
- Keep it down!
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195. I'm having a ritual over here.
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196. The baby!
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197. - Son, son, come over here!
- Hey, little guy.
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198. I'm busy!
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199. Daddy, Robbie and Uncle Roy
are in a little trouble.
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200. We need you to come here
and give us a hand.
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201. You said, "Don't leave rock."
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202. Well, things change.
Get over here!
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203. I'll think about it.
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204. He'll think about it?
What's he have to think about?
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205. Just how the heck
does he expect to survive
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206. in this wilderness
without us?
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207. - Yeah.
- Huh? Huh? Huh?
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208. - Help!
- Help!
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209. Son! Hurry! Help us, please!
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210. - Hi.
- Oh. Hey, little guy.
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211. I knew we could count on you.
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212. Ooh, a mud puddle.
Can I come in?
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213. - No! No, no, no.
- No, no, no. No, it's not mud.
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214. It's tar. We're stuck in it
and we're sinking.
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215. - Yeah.
- Now we need you to help.
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216. - So listen very carefully.
- Ooh, a butterfly.
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217. Hey!
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218. Forget the stupid butterfly!
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219. Oh, pally-boy,
I believe I can handle this.
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220. Hey, little fella.
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221. Wanna play a fun game
with Uncle Roy?
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222. Yay, games!
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223. Alrighty.
And you get to go first.
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224. All you have to do
is pull down these vines,
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225. then lash together logs
to form a lattice over the pit.
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226. From there, you fashion
a crude winch,
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227. and using a system
of counterweights, hoist us out.
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228. You go first.
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229. We can't go first!
We can't move! Can't you see that?
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230. - Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad.
- Sorry.
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231. Listen, pal. We're in trouble
and we need a big boy to help us out.
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232. - Are you a big boy?
- Yeah.
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233. OK. Now, go back
the same way we came,
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and bring them back here.
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235. Hmm. Go back, get help,
bring them back here. Got it.
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236. - I'm a big boy!
- Yeah!
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237. - Well, what do you know?
- I think he'll come through for us.
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238. Oh, sure. That lad may be young,
and a trifle inexperienced,
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239. but when lives are at stake,
a sort of primitive survival instinct kicks in,
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240. driving him to pursue his goal
with sheer determination.
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241. - Yep.
- Ooh! A stick!
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242. We're all gonna die!
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243. Go get help,
bring it back. Go get help, bring it back.
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244. Go get help, bring it back.
Go get help, bring it back.
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245. - Go get help, bring it... Oh.
- [animal growling, howling]
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246. - Uh-oh.
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247. - Huh? What's that?
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248. Oof! Didn't hurt, nothing
broken. Happens all the time.
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249. It's all part of living
in a tree without wings. How ya doin'?
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250. - Who are you?
- I'm Woody, short for Woodrow.
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251. Glad to know you, and...
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252. - You're it! Ha, ha!
- What are you talking about?
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253. Don't you know anything?
Come on, come on. This is tag.
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254. Basic stuff.
You either know it or don't.
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255. - I don't.
- OK, here it is.
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256. I tag you, you're it.
You tag me, I'm it.
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257. You're right, you're right.
There's no point. I'm bored, let's move on.
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258. I know! Let's spin around
and around and get dizzy and chuck. Huh?
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259. - Can't.
- What do you mean? Sure you can.
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260. Barfing's fun.
Wanna see?
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261. No. Gotta save Daddy
and Robbie.
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262. Ooh... Daddy and Robbie?
New game!
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263. I'll be Daddy, you be Robbie.
Who goes first? What do we do?
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264. - I'm bored. Move on.
- No, no, no. It's not a game.
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265. It's not a very good one,
but you're new at this.
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266. - No, no, no. I can't play now.
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267. - Gotta save Daddy and Robbie.
- I got toys.
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268. - They're not going anywhere.
- Come on, come on, come on!
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269. Help! Somebody!
Somebody help us! Help!
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270. - Somebody save us!
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271. Oh, what a nightmare.
Every inch we sink saps our strength,
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272. weakens our resolve,
brings us closer to death...
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273. - And wreaks havoc
on our reception. - Yeah.
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274. Was that a touchdown
or an ad for Mulching Mower?
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275. I think it was
a touchdown.
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276. How come they're
raking him into a bag?
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277. I can't believe
all you guys can think about
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278. - is that stupid TV.
- Hey.
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279. I'll have you know
that the soft blue light of the cathode-ray tube
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280. has always comforted me. Always
soothed my frazzled nerves.
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281. - Oh! Oh, my God, I'm losing it!
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282. - Roy, I'm losing it!
- Dad! Get a hold of yourself.
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283. - Hey.
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284. - Hey. That did the trick.
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285. I got the picture back.
Although, it could use more contrast.
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286. Oh! Ooh.
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287. - There we go.
- See.
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288. - Things are starting
to go our way. - Yeah.
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289. Wait a second. Why didn't
I think of this before?
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290. The TV. Convert it into a simple
transmitter and radio for help.
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291. That's a pipe dream, son. After
all, what tools do we have?
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292. Well, I have my soldering iron.
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293. And I brought these diodes,
if that'll help.
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294. - Give me that! Jeez.
- Hey. What are you...?
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295. - We are not gutting this TV.
- Nah...
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296. And... It has nothing
to do with the fact that
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297. we're in a crucial
fourth quarter scoring drive.
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298. - Mmm-hmm.
- It's because... gutting this TV
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299. would be admitting that we've
lost faith in that little baby,
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300. who at this very moment
is out there... alone,
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301. risking all... in a desperate
effort to save our lives.
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302. - ... 20 yard line,
first and ten. - Help!
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303. - Help! Somebody help us!
- Help! Help! Help!
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304. - Yeah!
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305. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Ah! Yeah! Yeah!
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306. - Wow!
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307. You destroyed
the entire universe.
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308. Big ball of fire.
Everything's dead. Nothing left.
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309. - Oh, I'm sorry.
- Oh, no, it's good. Bonus points.
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310. - Lots and lots and lots. Yeah.
- Oh! Again!
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311. What'd I tell ya, Squirt?
It's a great game. Can't beat it. My favorite.
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312. I'm bored. Play something else.
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313. - [sloshing, bubbling]
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314. OK! New game, here it is.
Gotta get two idiots out of the tar pit. Got it? Go!
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315. - Yeah. Yeah. Two idiots?
- Two idiots.
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316. - Out of the tar pit?
- Out of the tar pit.
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317. - OK.
- Master that and go to the next level.
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318. - Three idiots
stuck in a tar pit. - Three idiots...
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319. Wait a second...
Yeah, that's it.
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320. - Gotta get help, bring it back.
- Wait a minute. No, you can't go now.
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Save the princess.
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322. No, no, no. Gotta save Daddy and
Uncle Roy and Robbie. Bye-bye.
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323. But... No. No, stay. Stay, stay.
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324. - But... Uh...
- Bye-bye.
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325. But I've got milkshakes,
Pixy Stix!
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327. Here's the snap.
It's put down.
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328. Oh, it's just wide!
Into the stands...
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329. Um...
I was just thinking...
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330. Maybe this is why Pop
never came back for me.
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331. Maybe he stumbled into this very
pit and was sucked under.
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332. Maybe he always meant
to come back for me, but died a tragic death instead.
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333. Hey, wouldn't that be great?
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334. Hey. Uh, is the tar
getting warmer?
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335. - Uh...
- Yeah, I feel that too.
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336. - Oh.
- Uh, sorry guys.
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337. - Too many beers back
at the house. - Oh! Jeez!
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338. - That's the end of regulation.
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for sudden death.
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340. Sudden death?
How ironic.
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341. Yeah. For some reason,
I don't feel like watching the game anymore.
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342. Yeah, me neither.
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343. This moment I realize there's
more to life than football.
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344. Yeah.
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345. - Let's see what else is on.
- Yeah.
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346. I can't believe you two!
We're dying here.
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347. These are our last moments
on the earth, and all you can do is stare at the TV.
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348. - Well.
- Gimme.
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349. - Hey!
- Give it.
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gonna save our lives.
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351. - Hey! Hey! Oh.
- Wait, wait, wait.
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352. Oh, Robbie!
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the easy way to extract yourself from a tar pit.
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355. Should you ever brainlessly
stumble into one, just follow these simple steps.
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356. - One...
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357. - Two...
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358. - And three, you're out.
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359. Wasn't that simple? Let's see
that again in slow motion.
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360. What are the odds?
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361. Go get help,
bring it back.
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362. Go get help, bring it back.
Go get help...
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363. Wait a second!
Bring it back where?
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364. Oh... Oh, boy.
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365. Hey...
Ooh. Huh?
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366. - Oh.
- Would you lookie here.
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367. Now, what in tarnation are you
doing out here in these woods, youngster?
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368. - Huh?
- Gotta find help.
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369. Ah. Well,
I may qualify as help.
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370. You see, I'm a woodsman.
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371. Yeah, I've spent years
wandering these woods.
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372. I know 'em
like the back of my hand.
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373. Daddy and brother
are stuck in a tar pit.
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374. - There's tar pits out this way?
- Mmm-hmm.
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375. - We better find them
quick then. - Hey, hey, back off, pops.
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and I'm keeping him.
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377. Woodrow,
shouldn't you be in bed?
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378. Wanna sneak
into the candy factory?
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379. It's cool! Piles and piles and
piles of candy and no parents.
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It'll be great!
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381. - Ooh! I love tummy aches!
- Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh...
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a heap of fun,
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a family to think of right now.
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uh, let 'em down,
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385. well, you'll be
all alone, like me.
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386. Lots of candy.
All you can eat.
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387. Fill up and then go sit
on the swings. Can't beat it!
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388. Hmm...
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389. Son!
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390. - Help us!
- We're sinking!
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391. - Candy.
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392. Hey! Hey, don't you look
at that other thought bubble.
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393. We're family!
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394. Yeah. We're more important
than candy!
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395. - Help!
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396. Ah... Yum, yum,
yum, yum...
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397. I know we're only moments
away from death, guys.
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398. But this sauna-like heat
is working wonders on my love handles.
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399. I feel pounds lighter.
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400. You know,
facing our ultimate end,
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401. I find myself grappling
with the big questions.
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402. Who created us?
Why are we here?
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403. I created you and we're here
because of your mother.
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404. Thanks.
I'm ready to die.
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405. You know, I just can't help
thinking about that little guy out there.
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406. - Hmm.
- Cold... Lost... Hungry.
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407. - Hey!
- Huh?
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408. How'd you guys
get so short?
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409. - Yay! You're back!
- Hey! And you brought help!
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410. Hey, I picked you
instead of candy.
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411. - Oh! Way to go, little guy!
- There's candy?
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412. Yes, sir, this little
fella wrestled with some mighty temptations.
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413. But he kept talking about
his family and how important it was to him.
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414. He kept on saying, "Gotta get
help, no time to waste."
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415. Excuse me,
could we hear about this later?
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416. - Oh.
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417. Sure. Let's get
you boys out of there.
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418. - Yeah.
- Let me see now...
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419. I feel very funky.
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420. Yeah, I gotta get home
and take a shower.
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421. Yeah. But first, it's time
for the all-important conclusion
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422. of the solo
wilderness ritual.
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423. - Ah.
- Congratulations, little guy.
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424. I think you proved to us all
here that you're part of this family.
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425. And that you've learned
to think of others, not just yourself.
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426. - Want happy meal! Now!
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427. You got it!
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428. - Hey. Say, stranger...
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429. - Uh, the name is Les.
- Oh, well, Les, care to join us
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430. for a colorfully-boxed dinner
with a special toy?
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431. I can't. Gotta keep
searching these woods.
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432. - Oh.
- See, I left my son on that very stone,
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433. - oh, pretty near 30 years ago.
- Uh-huh.
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434. Yep. Got lost, and by the time
I found my way back,
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435. - well, he was gone.
- Oh.
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436. Yep. Vowed I'd search
till I'd found him.
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437. - OK. Maybe some other time.
- All right.
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438. - No, no. Wait. Wait, Uncle Roy.
- Huh?
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439. Doesn't that sound
an awful lot like your story?
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440. Well, it's got a couple
of superficial similarities.
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441. Look.
What was your son's name?
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442. - Roy.
- Right.
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443. - And what was
your father's name? - Les.
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444. - Well...?
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445. Oh, my gosh,
it's fate!
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446. I was meant to help you
look for your son!
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447. Well,
I can always use a hand.
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448. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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449. - Oh, Roy!
- Where are you, Roy?
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450. - Come here, buddy.
- I know that one.
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451. Huh. You think they'll ever
figure it out, Dad?
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452. Figure what out?
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