1. Hello? Hey, hey. Hello? Buy me.Copy !req
2. Hello, buy me, I'm marked down.Copy !req
3. Cheapskate.Copy !req
4. OK, Scooter, I came
with you to the pet store.Copy !req
5. Now, why are we here?Copy !req
6. Feed the birdie. Feed
the birdie, feed the birdie.Copy !req
7. - Feed the birdie.
- Ohh.Copy !req
8. Aren't you the cutest thing?Copy !req
9. - Oh! Bada bing!
- Yeah.Copy !req
10. Yeah, see? Girls love animals
'cause they're cuddly and cute.Copy !req
11. You meet a girl in
here, she's in cute mode.Copy !req
12. All soft and mushy
and vulnerable...Copy !req
13. And we move in for the
kill. I'm very impressed.Copy !req
14. This is the cuttin' edge
of cruising technology.Copy !req
15. I'd just like to take you home.Copy !req
16. Yo, sweetheart,Copy !req
17. if you're lookin' for love
and companionship,Copy !req
18. why not take me home?Copy !req
19. Mmm-mm.Copy !req
20. I'm low-maintenance,
affectionate,Copy !req
21. - and I do tricks.
- Can you play dead?Copy !req
22. Ouch! That must've hurt.Copy !req
23. Yeah, I'm devastated.Copy !req
24. Ah! Yo, sweetheart, if,
uh, you're lookin' for love...Copy !req
25. Listen, I'm really
sorry about my friend.Copy !req
26. I don't think girls should be
subjected to that obvious pick-up line.Copy !req
27. But that's a pick-up
line too, isn't it?Copy !req
28. Well, uh, no, absolutely not.Copy !req
29. I mean, not necessarily. I...Copy !req
30. Oh, OK, yes.Copy !req
31. - Is it working?
- No.Copy !req
32. Oh.Copy !req
33. But you're cute,Copy !req
34. so I'm willing to cut you
a certain amount of slack.Copy !req
35. - Oh.
- Hmm?Copy !req
36. Feed me, feed me! Feed
me, feed me, feed me!Copy !req
37. Listen, would you like to go someplace
without the squawking animals?Copy !req
38. - Mmm, OK.
- Great.Copy !req
39. Feed me, feed me,
feed me, feed me...Copy !req
40. Feed me. Feed me.Copy !req
41. - Feed me, feed me.
- All right.Copy !req
42. All right, I'll feed
you. Here, here, here.Copy !req
43. This ought to keep
you busy for a while.Copy !req
44. So, uh, where were we?Copy !req
45. - She your girlfriend?
- Eat your chips.Copy !req
46. Robbie never had
a girlfriend before.Copy !req
47. I'm really sorry.Copy !req
48. I didn't know Mom was
gonna stick me with the kid.Copy !req
49. Gonna marry her?Copy !req
50. - No.
- Gonna kiss her?Copy !req
51. Oh, I think it's very
sweet that you're willingCopy !req
52. - to take care of your brother.
- Oh, well,Copy !req
53. I'm one male that's not afraid
to show his softer, nurturing side.Copy !req
54. - Ohh.
- Go on, kiss her. Kiss her!Copy !req
55. A big wet one.Copy !req
56. - Would you just shut up?
- You shut up.Copy !req
57. - No, you shut up.
- You don't tell me to shut up.Copy !req
58. You don't tell me what to do.Copy !req
59. Is this some of the nurturingCopy !req
60. - you were talking about?
- Uh...Copy !req
61. Fran, I had a terrible day at
work and you'll hear all about it.Copy !req
62. - Oh?
- You're not Fran.Copy !req
63. - Nope.
- Who are you?Copy !req
64. Hi, Earl, did you meet
Robbie's friend Wendy?Copy !req
65. Robbie's girlfriend.
Kiss kiss, hug hug.Copy !req
66. I'm Wendy Richfield.Copy !req
67. - Richfield?
- Yeah.Copy !req
68. Well, now, isn't that an
amusing coincidence?Copy !req
69. The guy I work for, who
makes my life an unending cycleCopy !req
70. of humiliation and mind-numbing
agony, is also named Richfield.Copy !req
71. - Where does your dad work?
- At Wesayso.Copy !req
72. - Oh.
- Well, son of a gun!Copy !req
73. My hideous and evil boss
also works at Wesayso.Copy !req
74. Earl, what if Wendy's
father is Mr. Richfield?Copy !req
75. Oh, please, Fran.Copy !req
76. You seriously suggest that
this sweet and gentle flowerCopy !req
77. could be the daughter
of that horrible,Copy !req
78. unfeeling monster I work for?Copy !req
79. Well, I do have
a picture of him.Copy !req
80. No, no, it's unthinkable.Copy !req
81. I mean, could you
imagine what a dinosaurCopy !req
82. as ruthless and psychotic as
Mr. Richfield would do to meCopy !req
83. if he found out my son
was dating his daughter?Copy !req
84. Oh, no, must be someone else.Copy !req
85. Sinclair!Copy !req
86. Honey, I'm home.Copy !req
87. Aaah!Copy !req
88. - Ohh!
- Ow!Copy !req
89. - Ow!
- Ooh!Copy !req
90. Aah!Copy !req
91. Sinclair, in here, now!Copy !req
92. Here I am, my captain.Copy !req
93. What's your son doing
dating my daughter?Copy !req
94. Oh, sir, they barely
know each other.Copy !req
95. They're practically strangers.Copy !req
96. I'm not even sure he's my son.Copy !req
97. They're sitting together
in math class right now.Copy !req
98. How do you know that?Copy !req
99. You must have some
kind of parental radar.Copy !req
100. That's right.Copy !req
101. The latest in overprotective
parenting technology.Copy !req
102. Wow.Copy !req
103. That little blip is
the apple of my eye.Copy !req
104. Yes, I can certainly see
the family resemblance.Copy !req
105. Some may say I'm an
overzealous control freakCopy !req
106. - with paranoid delusions...
- No.Copy !req
107. But I like to think of
myself as a loving papa.Copy !req
108. And an affectionate employer,
if I may be so obsequious.Copy !req
109. Don't try to curry
favor with me!Copy !req
110. What is going onCopy !req
111. between your blip and my blip?Copy !req
112. Well, I may as
well admit now, sir,Copy !req
113. what you will beat
out of me eventually.Copy !req
114. Uh... they're sweet
on each other.Copy !req
115. What?Copy !req
116. Will you be eating me wholeCopy !req
117. or would you prefer
to have me boned first?Copy !req
118. Wait, I'm starting
to like the idea.Copy !req
119. Am I in your stomach yet?Copy !req
120. See, Wendy's
last four boyfriendsCopy !req
121. left her in the lurch, took off,Copy !req
122. broke her little heart.Copy !req
123. I don't want that
to happen again.Copy !req
124. But that wouldn't happen
with your boy, would it...Copy !req
125. Sinclair?Copy !req
126. Oh, no, sir! My son
would never do that.Copy !req
127. Your daughter's such a
precious flower, much like you, sir.Copy !req
128. The delicate features,
the laughing eyes, the...Copy !req
129. Shut up!Copy !req
130. All right, then.Copy !req
131. Your son can date my daughter,Copy !req
132. as long as you and I
have an understanding.Copy !req
133. Understanding?Copy !req
134. You? Me?Copy !req
135. Hold on!Copy !req
136. She's on the move.Copy !req
137. Left her locker,
heading down the hall.Copy !req
138. Oh, an unscheduled
stop in the little girl's room.Copy !req
139. - Wow.
- Cover your eyes!Copy !req
140. Whoa.Copy !req
141. - Sir?
- What?Copy !req
142. How will we know
when she's done?Copy !req
143. Honey,Copy !req
144. what's the best possible
thing that could ever happen?Copy !req
145. - World peace?
- Better.Copy !req
146. Mr. Richfield wants our
son to date his daughter.Copy !req
147. - OK...
- Don't you get it, Fran?Copy !req
148. If Wendy and Robbie work out,Copy !req
149. our two families could
someday be united in marriage.Copy !req
150. Mr. Richfield and
I could be family,Copy !req
151. and he seldom kills family.Copy !req
152. He's very sentimental that way.Copy !req
153. "Love you, Robbie."
"Love you, Wendy."Copy !req
154. Kissy, kissy, kissy.Copy !req
155. Yes. That's the right attitude.Copy !req
156. I want everybody in this
family to do their utmostCopy !req
157. to bring these two deserving
youngsters together.Copy !req
158. I guess you don't want to
hear the ugly Wendy rumorsCopy !req
159. - I heard at school.
- You're right, we don't.Copy !req
160. I want only happy faces
and pleasant thoughtsCopy !req
161. - right up to the wedding day.
- Dad.Copy !req
162. Now, I'm gonna
look at china patterns.Copy !req
163. Charlene, I don't
know Wendy very well,Copy !req
164. but she seems like a nice girl.Copy !req
165. I don't want you spreading
idle rumors about her.Copy !req
166. OK, Mom, but around school
she has a bad reputation.Copy !req
167. You mean she's...Copy !req
168. fast?Copy !req
169. I hear it's a lot
worse than that.Copy !req
170. Not that I'm
complaining or anything,Copy !req
171. but your shortcut from schoolCopy !req
172. takes us three times
longer than usual.Copy !req
173. Oh, you caught me.Copy !req
174. Well, maybe I picked
this little path becauseCopy !req
175. - it's miles from anywhere...
- Yeah.Copy !req
176. And I can have
you all to myself.Copy !req
177. - Oh.
- Yo, Sinclair.Copy !req
178. Or not.Copy !req
179. What a coincidence,
running into you kidsCopy !req
180. so far off the beaten path.Copy !req
181. Robbie, how about if I
meet you later at your house.Copy !req
182. Then maybe we could spend
a little time on our homework.Copy !req
183. Oh, yes.Copy !req
184. Whoa!Copy !req
185. Just the two of us.Copy !req
186. Bye. Uh... goodbye. See you.Copy !req
187. A kiss on my cheek, Spike.Copy !req
188. - What?
- On my cheek!Copy !req
189. If you hadn't shown up uninvited
it could've been my mouth.Copy !req
190. It could've been my lips.Copy !req
191. It could've been your
whole face, Sinclair.Copy !req
192. I just saved your life.Copy !req
193. I've been out asking
around about Wendy.Copy !req
194. I gotta tell you,
she's bad news.Copy !req
195. I'm not interested in your
stupid locker room stories.Copy !req
196. OK.Copy !req
197. Last boyfriend transferred
to a different school.Copy !req
198. Never registered,
never showed up.Copy !req
199. Boyfriend number two
allegedly went off to join the Army.Copy !req
200. No record of his enlistment.Copy !req
201. Number three: Josh Meltzer.Copy !req
202. Who knows?Copy !req
203. Now, need I go on?Copy !req
204. - What are you implying?
- I think we both know.Copy !req
205. There's a girl like
that at every school.Copy !req
206. A little more aggressive,Copy !req
207. a little hungrier
than the other girls.Copy !req
208. She goes through boys
one right after another.Copy !req
209. - She chews them up...
- And spits them out?Copy !req
210. No! She digests them.Copy !req
211. Four boyfriends disappear,
never to be seen again.Copy !req
212. Face it, Scooter, your
girlfriend's an eater.Copy !req
213. Face it, Scooter,
it all adds up.Copy !req
214. Whose idea was it to go
into the swamp by yourselves?Copy !req
215. It was her idea, but
she is not an eater.Copy !req
216. And whose idea was
it to meet here, alone?Copy !req
217. - She's not an eater.
- Wrong.Copy !req
218. Somewhere in her house there
is a bib with your picture on it.Copy !req
219. Oh, you're just jealous she
picked me instead of you.Copy !req
220. You don't want my help? Fine.Copy !req
221. At least save your
mother a messy cleanup.Copy !req
222. Tell your girlfriend
to eat over the sink.Copy !req
223. Huh?Copy !req
224. Hello, soon to be eldest
child of the Sinclair family.Copy !req
225. Hi.Copy !req
226. What's that all about?Copy !req
227. You're not gonna believe this.Copy !req
228. Spike heard some idiotic rumor
that Wendy eats her boyfriends.Copy !req
229. Everybody knows that.Copy !req
230. What do you mean, "everybody?"Copy !req
231. Everybody. They're all
surprised you lasted this long.Copy !req
232. She must be dieting.Copy !req
233. - Why didn't you say something?
- I was going to. Here.Copy !req
234. "Do nails, pick up eye shadow,Copy !req
235. tell Robbie his
life is in danger."Copy !req
236. See, it was next on my list.Copy !req
237. Ooh... Oh.Copy !req
238. - Who's that?
- It's me, Wendy.Copy !req
239. Oh, my gosh, what's
she doing here?Copy !req
240. Well, maybe you
invited her over?Copy !req
241. Well, of course. She's
coming over to study.Copy !req
242. We arranged it. It
makes perfect sense.Copy !req
243. - You need to
relax a little. Yeah.
- What?Copy !req
244. - Hi, Wendy.
- Hi, Robbie.Copy !req
245. - Ready to study?
- Yeah, sure. Come on in.Copy !req
246. - Where are your books?
- Oops! Guess I forgot them.Copy !req
247. - No books, huh?
- Uh-uh.Copy !req
248. I guess you just came
over for a... bite to eat?Copy !req
249. - Uh...
- Um, listen,Copy !req
250. not that I don't adore
chatting with your family,Copy !req
251. but weren't you and I hoping
to spend a little time alone?Copy !req
252. Yeah, we did say that.Copy !req
253. Uh, Charlene, uh, Wendy
and I want to be alone.Copy !req
254. Don't you have someplace
else to go that's not too far away?Copy !req
255. Uh, OK, Rob.
Hope I see you later.Copy !req
256. Uh, say, you know,Copy !req
257. just the other day I was
thinking about Josh Meltzer.Copy !req
258. Uh, you used to
date him, didn't you?Copy !req
259. Oh...Copy !req
260. Uh, whatever
happened to ol' Josh?Copy !req
261. - I'd rather not talk about it.
- Hmm.Copy !req
262. I was just wondering.Copy !req
263. Seems like he disappeared
kind of suddenly.Copy !req
264. Look, it got very messy
and painful toward the end.Copy !req
265. - Ow.
- I was upset for a long time.Copy !req
266. I gained a lot of
weight because of Josh.Copy !req
267. Oh, really?Copy !req
268. But he's gone now,
and you're here.Copy !req
269. Yeah, well, gosh,
it's getting late.Copy !req
270. Uh... I really oughta
be gettin' home.Copy !req
271. Robbie.Copy !req
272. Oh, uh... And here I am!Copy !req
273. So, uh, how about a snack?Copy !req
274. Mmm, you look
good enough to eat.Copy !req
275. Hey, ow! Get... That's my...Copy !req
276. - Whoa! Whoops.
- Jeez. Ow.Copy !req
277. Hey...Copy !req
278. Clumsy Daddy intrudes
on an intimate momentCopy !req
279. between his beloved son and
even more beloved boss's daughter.Copy !req
280. - No, no, Dad, we weren't...
- No, of course you weren't.Copy !req
281. You were "studying."Copy !req
282. Well, I'll leave you two
"scholars" to your "books,"Copy !req
283. and there'll be no
more interruptions.Copy !req
284. No, Dad, stick around.Copy !req
285. There's nothing a guy
and a date likes betterCopy !req
286. than having his dad there.Copy !req
287. What?Copy !req
288. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
289. I thought I was the
only one who liked that.Copy !req
290. My dad always came along
when I dated your mom.Copy !req
291. Wow, stories from your youth.Copy !req
292. I never tire of hearing those.Copy !req
293. Well, here we go then. I'll
never forget my senior prom.Copy !req
294. Dad and my date
disappeared somewhere.Copy !req
295. And I was helping
the chaperone...Copy !req
296. Wendy called again.Copy !req
297. OK. Thanks.Copy !req
298. She's called three times. When
are you gonna call her back?Copy !req
299. - Sometime.
- Robbie.Copy !req
300. Yesterday you liked this girl.Copy !req
301. Now, because of
what others are saying,Copy !req
302. you're ready to
break up with her.Copy !req
303. Pretty much, yeah.Copy !req
304. Another wonderful day at
work, thanks to you, son.Copy !req
305. Your affection for WendyCopy !req
306. has spread its golden
glow everywhere,Copy !req
307. turning my life into a
glorious wonderland of love.Copy !req
308. I love Mr. Richfield,
he loves me.Copy !req
309. I love you. Love,
love, love, love...Copy !req
310. Robbie isn't talking
to Wendy anymore.Copy !req
311. Get out of my house!Copy !req
312. But it's just not
working out, Dad.Copy !req
313. Yeah, so? You
can still get married.Copy !req
314. Oh, come on!Copy !req
315. She's... She's
pretty, she's smart,Copy !req
316. she comes from a good family.Copy !req
317. She significantly improved
the quality of my life at work.Copy !req
318. What could you possibly
find wrong with her?Copy !req
319. She's gonna eat me, Dad.Copy !req
320. Well, no relationship's
perfect, son.Copy !req
321. Why, your own mother forgets to
put the cap back on the toothpaste.Copy !req
322. You don't get it.Copy !req
323. Robbie, you have
feelings for this girl,Copy !req
324. but you're breaking up with her
just because of a lot of rumors.Copy !req
325. Does that make sense?
When I first met your father,Copy !req
326. a lot of my friends told me he
had no ambition, he was lazy,Copy !req
327. and he would stay a
tree pusher all his life.Copy !req
328. Now, were they right?Copy !req
329. Well, that may not
be the best example.Copy !req
330. It's over between Wendy and me.Copy !req
331. Why didn't I listen to them?Copy !req
332. Fine, son. Go
ahead, ruin my life.Copy !req
333. But if you decide to end
this important relationship,Copy !req
334. you should realize that
somebody's heart may be broken,Copy !req
335. and you have to
do the decent thingCopy !req
336. and handle it face to face.Copy !req
337. You expect me to
go and talk to Wendy?Copy !req
338. Forget Wendy!Copy !req
339. Get your butt over there
and apologize to Mr. Richfield.Copy !req
340. Take him some flowers.Copy !req
341. Earl, he needs to talk to Wendy.Copy !req
342. A young girl's feelings
are at stake here.Copy !req
343. A big scary boss's
feelings are at stake here.Copy !req
344. You go talk to
Mr. Richfield right now.Copy !req
345. Apologize to him profusely,Copy !req
346. and tell him I tried
to talk you out of it.Copy !req
347. All right.Copy !req
348. Shoo!Copy !req
349. Excuse me, Mr. Richfield?Copy !req
350. - Who is it?
- Uh, Robbie Sinclair, sir.Copy !req
351. Ah, the young Sinclair.Copy !req
352. Uh, I hope I'm not intruding...Copy !req
353. Oh, no, no, no!
I'm looking forwardCopy !req
354. to the opportunity to
spend a little time with you...Copy !req
355. alone.Copy !req
356. Oh, thanks, Mom.Copy !req
357. - Thanks, dear.
- Good. Mine's still moving.Copy !req
358. Wendy.Copy !req
359. - Where's Robbie?
- Why? Did you get the munchies?Copy !req
360. He hasn't returned
any of my calls,Copy !req
361. I don't know why, and I
really have to talk to him.Copy !req
362. Uh... Uh, young Miss Richfield,Copy !req
363. as much as I admire
you, and your father,Copy !req
364. I'm going to have
to ask you to refrainCopy !req
365. from eating any of my children.Copy !req
366. - Please.
- What are you talking about?Copy !req
367. - You have a bad reputation.
- Me?Copy !req
368. I'm tired of all
this ugly gossip.Copy !req
369. Wendy, you should know
that your fellow studentsCopy !req
370. have been circulating a rumorCopy !req
371. that you have an
eating disorder.Copy !req
372. - What?
- You ate your
last four boyfriendsCopy !req
373. and now you're gonna eat Robbie.Copy !req
374. That's not true!Copy !req
375. - I... I never ate anybody.
- I believe you, dear.Copy !req
376. But you have to admit,
four boyfriends all disappear,Copy !req
377. - never to be seen again...
- I know, it's so strange,Copy !req
378. but it's not me.Copy !req
379. It's like there's something out
there devouring my boyfriends.Copy !req
380. Someone's trying to stop me
from having any kind of relationship,Copy !req
381. trying to keep me
from growing up.Copy !req
382. I mean, what kind of
horrible monster would...Copy !req
383. - Daddy!
- Daddy?Copy !req
384. Oh!Copy !req
385. - Daddy?
- Uh-oh.Copy !req
386. There's something
I've got to tell you,Copy !req
387. and you may not like hearing it.Copy !req
388. Uh-huh. What did you
have for dinner tonight,Copy !req
389. - fish or red meat?
- Uh... red meat.Copy !req
390. Ah, then the pinot noir.Copy !req
391. Sir, your daughter's
a really great girl,Copy !req
392. - but it's not working out.
- Aw, that's a shame.Copy !req
393. I'm so sorry to hear that.Copy !req
394. You see, she's got a big
problem. She's an eater.Copy !req
395. She is, is she?Copy !req
396. That's very interesting.Copy !req
397. You have to believe me. She's
eaten her last four boyfriends.Copy !req
398. You ought to be ashamed
of yourself, Sinclair,Copy !req
399. listening to a lot
of idle rumors.Copy !req
400. I know for a fact she
didn't eat those boys.Copy !req
401. Oh, you do? I'm so relieved.Copy !req
402. Huh?Copy !req
403. Uh... uh...Copy !req
404. Mr. Richfield, what
makes you feel so certainCopy !req
405. your daughter didn't
eat those boys?Copy !req
406. Just call it a gut
feeling, Sinclair.Copy !req
407. But why?Copy !req
408. Why would you eat all of
your daughter's boyfriends?Copy !req
409. Just call me an
overprotective daddy.Copy !req
410. Here, put this
apple in your mouth.Copy !req
411. Wait, I just told
you we broke up.Copy !req
412. I'm not her boyfriend anymore,
so you don't have to eat me.Copy !req
413. I'm afraid it's not that simple.Copy !req
414. My daughter's very sensitive.Copy !req
415. And after a breakup like this...Copy !req
416. - Uh...
- seeing you at schoolCopy !req
417. every day would
crush her little heart.Copy !req
418. Trust me, it's
better if I eat you.Copy !req
419. Mr. Richfield, release
my son immediately!Copy !req
420. - Get lost, Sinclair!
- OK, sir.Copy !req
421. Daddy?Copy !req
422. Open this door immediately.Copy !req
423. Oh, kitten, um...Copy !req
424. Daddy's a little busy right now.Copy !req
425. Open or I'll never
speak to you again.Copy !req
426. Don't say that, snooky-poo.Copy !req
427. Daddy will do whatever you want.Copy !req
428. - Robbie, are you OK?
- Yeah, fine.Copy !req
429. Oh, son, I'm so glad
we were able to save youCopy !req
430. from this awful monster...Copy !req
431. - Huh?
- But wonderful boss.Copy !req
432. Shame on you, Daddy.Copy !req
433. You've been eating my
boyfriends, haven't you?Copy !req
434. Well, I was afraid they might
try to take you away from me.Copy !req
435. But why'd you have to eat them?Copy !req
436. Well, I meant to just
talk to the first one,Copy !req
437. but I got carried
away and ate him.Copy !req
438. And after that it was
like eating peanuts.Copy !req
439. Oh, well. You promise
never to do it again?Copy !req
440. All right.Copy !req
441. But get him out of here
before I change my mind.Copy !req
442. - Come on, Robbie.
- OK, thanks.Copy !req
443. - See you, Dad.
- Run.Copy !req
444. Well... Gosh, sir,Copy !req
445. now that the two
lovebirds are back together,Copy !req
446. maybe we can rekindle
the beautiful friendshipCopy !req
447. that's grown between
us these last few days.Copy !req
448. I just lost my dinner, Sinclair.Copy !req
449. Don't make me lose my lunch.Copy !req
450. I'm sorry I listened to what
all those guys said about you.Copy !req
451. I should've trusted
my own feelings,Copy !req
452. should've listened
to my own heart.Copy !req
453. Yeah.Copy !req
454. And what's it saying?Copy !req
455. That I like you...Copy !req
456. - quite a bit.
- Oh, Robbie.Copy !req
457. Um, I like you quite a bit too.Copy !req
458. Yo, Sinclair! Boy,
have I got news for you.Copy !req
459. Turns out I was wrong.Copy !req
460. First time for everything, huh?Copy !req
461. Uh, Wendy here is
not an eater after all.Copy !req
462. It seems it was her
old dad all along.Copy !req
463. Everybody's OK. No harm done.Copy !req
464. So I think the best thing
right now would be a kiss.Copy !req
465. You want to spread some stories?Copy !req
466. Tell 'em about this.Copy !req
467. Bada bing!Copy !req