1. Honey, I'm home.Copy !req
2. - Open up.
- Mm-mmm.Copy !req
3. - Come on.
- Mm-mmm.Copy !req
4. I know your mouth hurts.Copy !req
5. It's 'cause your
teeth are coming in.Copy !req
6. Mine are going out.Copy !req
7. It's the cycle of
life, a beautiful thing.Copy !req
8. Now eat this or I'll kill you.Copy !req
9. Ahh...Copy !req
10. Now, was that so bad?Copy !req
11. Hi, Mom. Does
his mouth still hurt?Copy !req
12. He's working through it, but
we're running out of spoons.Copy !req
13. Aw, I know it hurts
when you're teething,Copy !req
14. but Mommy brought
you some NumbgumCopy !req
15. to make it all better.
Open your mouth.Copy !req
16. Ooh!Copy !req
17. Thanks.Copy !req
18. Mama make me all better.Copy !req
19. Mommy meek moe me muh...Copy !req
20. Meep...Copy !req
21. It makes his whole mouth numb.Copy !req
22. Oh, isn't that precious?Copy !req
23. He's drooling,
just like his father.Copy !req
24. I don't know. Maybe Earl and I
shouldn't go out to dinner tonight.Copy !req
25. You go out. Have
a wonderful time.Copy !req
26. Who knows? Maybe
you'll meet somebody.Copy !req
27. I'm going out with Earl.Copy !req
28. Doesn't mean you have
to come back with him.Copy !req
29. Hello, honey.Copy !req
30. - Hi, Daddy.
- Oh, hi, Charlene!Copy !req
31. - Can I have ten dollars?
- No! Absolutely not.Copy !req
32. What do you want it for?Copy !req
33. Um... college?Copy !req
34. OK, not college, but
it's education-related.Copy !req
35. I need to accessorize
my gym outfit.Copy !req
36. It just doesn't say "me" yet.Copy !req
37. Charlene, this
thing is a dollar.Copy !req
38. Do you have any idea
what the value of a dollar is?Copy !req
39. A dollar?Copy !req
40. OK. Technically, you're right,Copy !req
41. but it's more complicated when
you have to earn that dollar.Copy !req
42. I remember the first dollar I
ever earned. What a week.Copy !req
43. Dad, can I have ten dollars?Copy !req
44. Certainly, Son. Here you go.Copy !req
45. Hey!Copy !req
46. Problem, Sis?Copy !req
47. Yeah! How come you
get money and I don't?Copy !req
48. 'Cause I earned it.Copy !req
49. I cut the grass,
took out the trash,Copy !req
50. I listened to Dad talk
about the old days.Copy !req
51. And your brother
is older than you.Copy !req
52. He knows the value of money
and how to spend it wisely.Copy !req
53. Go on, Son. Tell your
sister the responsible plansCopy !req
54. you have for this money.Copy !req
55. Me and Spike are going
to hang out at Goofy GolfCopy !req
56. and try to pick up girls.Copy !req
57. - Godspeed, Son.
- Thanks.Copy !req
58. - This is so unfair!
- Ha ha! Kids.Copy !req
59. Oh!Copy !req
60. Honey, your mouth feel good?Copy !req
61. Feeb me now! Fleed my face!Copy !req
62. Grandma will give
you dinner later.Copy !req
63. Mommy and Daddy are going out.Copy !req
64. Franny, tell me honestly...
if some guy, out of the blue,Copy !req
65. calls up somebody my
age and asks her out,Copy !req
66. should she go?Copy !req
67. - Of course, Mom.
- See ya.Copy !req
68. Don't you roll away from me.Copy !req
69. You're baby-sitting tonight.Copy !req
70. Mama blaybee. Mama blub me!Copy !req
71. Franny... when was the last timeCopy !req
72. I spent an evening alone
with a consenting male?Copy !req
73. I can't remember.Copy !req
74. Neither can I. Good night.Copy !req
75. Uh...Copy !req
76. M-Mom?Copy !req
77. I can do it. Oh, let me do it.Copy !req
78. Let me do it! I'm responsible.Copy !req
79. Some family members
think I'm not responsible,Copy !req
80. but I am. Pay me
and I'll show you.Copy !req
81. I appreciate your
enthusiasm, but Robbie's older.Copy !req
82. He'll stay with the baby.Copy !req
83. Why does he always
get to be the older one?Copy !req
84. Oh, Daddy!Copy !req
85. Daddy, Grandma
can't baby-sit tonight.Copy !req
86. Let me.Copy !req
87. This way I could
earn some money.Copy !req
88. You in charge of a
baby? That's a good idea.Copy !req
89. Why don't we just hand
him over to scavengers?Copy !req
90. - Ugh. Daddy!
- This is an infant, Charlene.Copy !req
91. He's vulnerable. He's helpless!Copy !req
92. Look at him. Such
a sweet little thing.Copy !req
93. Don't pinch his cheek!Copy !req
94. Mmnn... nyaaahh!Copy !req
95. Whoa...Copy !req
96. Oh!Copy !req
97. I think the Numbgum wore off.Copy !req
98. What was your first clue, Fran?Copy !req
99. Gaah!Copy !req
100. Dad, please don't make me
baby-sit. It's so humiliating.Copy !req
101. How am I gonna hold
my head up at Goofy Golf?Copy !req
102. Robbie, you're getting two
bucks an hour. Quit your griping!Copy !req
103. Come on, Fran.Copy !req
104. All right, dear.Copy !req
105. We're late for our romantic
evening. Get the lead out!Copy !req
106. All right, all right.Copy !req
107. Just one last
squirt before we go.Copy !req
108. Gaba gooba mugga lugga, Mama!Copy !req
109. Aw... I love you, too.Copy !req
110. Robbie, we won't be late.Copy !req
111. I wrote down the
number of the restaurant.Copy !req
112. - Don't you dare call!
- Yes, Dad.Copy !req
113. - We'll be back at 11.
- Will you come on?Copy !req
114. You know where
the first-aid kit is,Copy !req
115. and don't let any
predators into the house.Copy !req
116. Out, out, out! The boy
is completely capable.Copy !req
117. I have the utmost
confidence in him.Copy !req
118. He would never betray our trust.Copy !req
119. Bye!Copy !req
120. OK, here's the deal...Copy !req
121. I'm cutting out.
You watch the kid.Copy !req
122. What?Copy !req
123. If they think I'm baby-sitting
on a Friday, they're crazy.Copy !req
124. Who gets the cash?Copy !req
125. I do.Copy !req
126. I'm taking a big risk
leaving you in charge,Copy !req
127. but I'm looking out for
you. You get all the glory.Copy !req
128. What glory?Copy !req
129. I'll tell Mom and Dad I got
real sick and you took over.Copy !req
130. You were responsible
all over the place.Copy !req
131. Bang! Your baby-sitting career
is up and running. You're a star.Copy !req
132. - Then I want half the cash.
- You are vicious.Copy !req
133. How do you live with yourself?Copy !req
134. Is that the sound of
ladies' night at Goofy Golf?Copy !req
135. "Oh, Robbie, we're
holding our clubs wrong."Copy !req
136. "We're cute. Please
come and help us!"Copy !req
137. All right, all right, half.Copy !req
138. But please don't screw this up.Copy !req
139. OK.Copy !req
140. Yes! Ha-ha!Copy !req
141. OK, Junior, it's
just you and me.Copy !req
142. Hmm...Copy !req
143. don't play games with me.Copy !req
144. Ow! Ow! Hey...Copy !req
145. Made you look!Copy !req
146. You come down here this instant.Copy !req
147. OK!Copy !req
148. Whee!Copy !req
149. Oh! Hmm...Copy !req
150. Again!Copy !req
151. Well, aren't you the
cutest little thing?Copy !req
152. "Then Goldilocks took
a bite the second one,Copy !req
153. but its flesh was too soft."Copy !req
154. "Then she took a bite
of the itsy-bitsy baby one,Copy !req
155. and its flesh was just right,Copy !req
156. so she ate him all up."
Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp.Copy !req
157. Now, isn't this fun?Copy !req
158. Let me go!Copy !req
159. Oh, don't get up. I'll get it.Copy !req
160. Hello? Oh, hi, Mindy.
No, I'm not too busy.Copy !req
161. You're kidding!Copy !req
162. Ooh, I want to
hear every detail!Copy !req
163. He did?Copy !req
164. Franny, what is wrong?
Aren't you hungry?Copy !req
165. Your appetizer is getting cold.Copy !req
166. I was just thinking about
Mom not being thereCopy !req
167. and the kids all by themselves.Copy !req
168. No, no kids. This is supposed
to be an evening of love.Copy !req
169. Can't we just pretend
they're dead? Please?Copy !req
170. I'll make one quick phone call.Copy !req
171. Then I'm all yours, big boy.Copy !req
172. Females... they
can't help worrying.Copy !req
173. Yeah... I'm kind
of worried myself.Copy !req
174. So Brad goes, "No way,"Copy !req
175. and I'm like "Yes way" and
Cindy goes, "Brad's right."Copy !req
176. I go, "Cindy, I don't
remember asking you,"Copy !req
177. then she throws me
up this attitude, like,Copy !req
178. "Oh, you've hurt my feelings."Copy !req
179. Oh, that? That's nothing.
Just my stupid baby brother.Copy !req
180. You know... "Feed me",
"Change me", "Untie me."Copy !req
181. Anyway, I'm standing in the
hall talking to Cindy and Brad.Copy !req
182. I really want
Cindy to disappear,Copy !req
183. but she stands around forever.Copy !req
184. Aah... Ow!Copy !req
185. Forgot, can't walk.Copy !req
186. Hello, little fellow.Copy !req
187. Huh? Who's that?Copy !req
188. A friend. In the refrigerator.Copy !req
189. I've got lots of
surprises for you.Copy !req
190. That's it. What a
clever little fellow!Copy !req
191. Now open the
door so we can play.Copy !req
192. Uh-uh!Copy !req
193. Please?Copy !req
194. - Uh-uh!
- Open it!Copy !req
195. Mama said don't talk to fridge.Copy !req
196. - I'll give you a present.
- OK.Copy !req
197. Excellent!Copy !req
198. Whoa!Copy !req
199. Cowabunga!Copy !req
200. So Cindy was wrong
again. She's, like, a total liar.Copy !req
201. I don't know why Brad likes her.Copy !req
202. Ugh!Copy !req
203. It's my adorable little brother
again. This won't take long.Copy !req
204. Hold on.Copy !req
205. OK, you little pink pest,Copy !req
206. how many times have I gotta...Copy !req
207. Where... What did you... Oh! Oh!Copy !req
208. Like I need this now!Copy !req
209. Ugh! I'm not cleaning this up!Copy !req
210. Ugh! Kids.Copy !req
211. I wish I were an only child.Copy !req
212. Ugh!Copy !req
213. Mindy, I gotta go. I gotta
go kill my baby brother.Copy !req
214. Huh?Copy !req
215. Huh?Copy !req
216. Mindy hung up, but
we're here, Charlene!Copy !req
217. Wha...?Copy !req
218. What's that?Copy !req
219. Aah!Copy !req
220. Uh... hello?Copy !req
221. Charlene, is everything
OK? The line was busy.Copy !req
222. Oh, Mom. Uh, yeah. Robbie's
baby-sitting... and I'm not,Copy !req
223. and, uh, everything's fine.Copy !req
224. What's that noise? Do
you have friends over?Copy !req
225. No! Uh, it's just the TV.Copy !req
226. So, you guys coming home soon?Copy !req
227. Not for a while. How's
your little brother?Copy !req
228. Um... fine.Copy !req
229. Well, as long as
everything's OK.Copy !req
230. We'll see you soon. Bye, honey.Copy !req
231. Yeah, bye, Mom.Copy !req
232. Uh, Mom? Um, love you.Copy !req
233. Oh!Copy !req
234. Oh, Charlene...Copy !req
235. so good of you to
come to our little...Copy !req
236. party.Copy !req
237. Oh!Copy !req
238. So, Charlene... we meet again.Copy !req
239. - We do?
- Don't play the fool with me!Copy !req
240. In the crisper section,
they call me Chow.Copy !req
241. Chow the Merciless!Copy !req
242. But you know me as
Chow the Delicious.Copy !req
243. That was your hand?Copy !req
244. Oh! You're from the
refrigerator, am I right?Copy !req
245. How astute. I trust my
cabbage needs no introduction.Copy !req
246. Um, uh... no. 'Course not!Copy !req
247. We are the survivors of
your family's incessant eating!Copy !req
248. I'm trying to cut down.Copy !req
249. Do you know what
it's like in there?Copy !req
250. I spent four months
in the cheese binCopy !req
251. crouched behind
a wedge of Gouda,Copy !req
252. never knowing when the
refrigerator light would come on.Copy !req
253. The light! The light!Copy !req
254. You're spoiled.Copy !req
255. You've gone rotten!Copy !req
256. Silence!Copy !req
257. We have your baby brother.Copy !req
258. What?Copy !req
259. Unless you do what we say,Copy !req
260. you'll never see him again.Copy !req
261. - What do you think of that?
- You're just food.Copy !req
262. I eat guys like you for lunch.Copy !req
263. Do not toy with me, Charlene!Copy !req
264. We are desperate and ruthlessCopy !req
265. and know not the
meaning of fear!Copy !req
266. Out the light!Copy !req
267. - Boo.
- Aah! R-Robbie?Copy !req
268. - Duh! How's the kid?
- The food! The food got him!Copy !req
269. He got out of the refrigerator.
There was this big noise,Copy !req
270. then the lights went out,Copy !req
271. and the phone went off and
then the food was laughing at me...Copy !req
272. and Chow and the pet
cabbage... and they took the baby!Copy !req
273. Oh, how could you do this to me?
Mom and Dad left me in charge!Copy !req
274. You think this means
we won't get paid?Copy !req
275. Paid? We're gonna get killed!Copy !req
276. Mom and Dad
really like the baby.Copy !req
277. - It's not my fault!
- Oh! Oh, it's my fault?Copy !req
278. You left me in charge!
What were you thinking?Copy !req
279. I was thinking maybe I could
leave the house for an hourCopy !req
280. and not come back to find the
baby kidnapped by crazed leftovers!Copy !req
281. OK, we gotta find him.
OK, let's split up and search.Copy !req
282. All right.Copy !req
283. Whoever finds him gets
all the baby-sitting money.Copy !req
284. - Deal!
- All right.Copy !req
285. Wait!Copy !req
286. Go! Go!Copy !req
287. I got to find you.
Are... are you there?Copy !req
288. Up there?Copy !req
289. Three, two, one!Copy !req
290. Timber!Copy !req
291. Robbie, it's me, Charlene!Copy !req
292. Help me!Copy !req
293. Charlene, are you OK?Copy !req
294. Huh? Ah!Copy !req
295. Hey, hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
296. Easy!Copy !req
297. The kids are fine.Copy !req
298. If not, we'll make more.Copy !req
299. Oh, you're right, Earl.
I know you're right.Copy !req
300. It's just my female intuition.Copy !req
301. Franny, please, could
you just, for one evening,Copy !req
302. forget you're a female so I
can get romantic with you?Copy !req
303. Ohh...Copy !req
304. Why, after dinner, I was
even thinking that we could...Copy !req
305. b... b-buh... blub...Copy !req
306. Vor thum theen.Copy !req
307. Earl, you animal!Copy !req
308. Mmm...Copy !req
309. There's thumthing
wong mith my mouth.Copy !req
310. Numbgthum?Copy !req
311. Is monsieur ready to order?Copy !req
312. Flease, will you
call me a thoctor?Copy !req
313. Oh, yes. It is...
excellent tonight!Copy !req
314. Thenk thoo, thenk thoo.Copy !req
315. Well, this is a pretty
picture, isn't it, Cabby?Copy !req
316. How do they look
to you? Delicious?Copy !req
317. - Grr!
- Oh, Cabby's mad.Copy !req
318. Down, Cabby! Down! Down!Copy !req
319. Not yet.Copy !req
320. - So, Charlene...
- Now what?Copy !req
321. How does it feel to be on
the other side of the fork?Copy !req
322. Ow!Copy !req
323. You'll never get away with this,Copy !req
324. - you rancid, half-eaten...
- Silence!Copy !req
325. If you wish to see your
baby brother alive again,Copy !req
326. you must satisfy the
following demands...Copy !req
327. First, we want jogging outfits.Copy !req
328. - No cheap knock-offs.
- Designer names.Copy !req
329. Second, a
comprehensive dental plan.Copy !req
330. No deductible, we wanna
pick our own doctors.Copy !req
331. Yes!Copy !req
332. Third, we want 40 million
helicopters and a dollar.Copy !req
333. - Huh?
- What?Copy !req
334. Mm-hmm. Oh.Copy !req
335. Oh, thank you. I
stand corrected...Copy !req
336. 40 million dollars
and a helicopter.Copy !req
337. It says that the effects should
wear off in about an hour or so.Copy !req
338. I wanted thith to be suth
a thpecial eveeng for uth!Copy !req
339. I know, dear. Let's just
get the check and go home.Copy !req
340. I can't stop worrying
about the kids, anyway.Copy !req
341. Hey!Copy !req
342. Monsieur, your canapes
call-me-the-docteur!Copy !req
343. Ooh!Copy !req
344. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
345. Pluuh...Copy !req
346. thith ith no fun.Copy !req
347. And lastly, we want our own
Saturday morning cartoon show.Copy !req
348. With full creative control.Copy !req
349. So, those are our demands.
Will you meet them?Copy !req
350. OK, we'll meet 'em.Copy !req
351. What?Copy !req
352. You will? Hmm, that was easy.Copy !req
353. And you said they could
not be reasoned with, Cabby.Copy !req
354. But we're not bringing you any
of it until you bring us the baby!Copy !req
355. Ah! The negotiation
has begun. Good!Copy !req
356. This is the part I love...Copy !req
357. the give, the take,
the quid pro quo. Yes!Copy !req
358. So, you have made
your opening gambit,Copy !req
359. and it was, uh...Copy !req
360. - What?
- The baby.Copy !req
361. Ah, yes, the baby!
Very, very shrewd.Copy !req
362. Fine. Done. Good.
Bring the brat to me!Copy !req
363. What are you doing? We
don't have any of that stuff!Copy !req
364. - Trust me.
- Oh, trust you?Copy !req
365. Like I trusted you to baby-sit?Copy !req
366. Look, I got us into
this. I'll get us out of it.Copy !req
367. Oh, yeah, right.Copy !req
368. All right, then, stop
this clandestine chatter!Copy !req
369. - Junior! Oh, are you OK?
- Playing with food!Copy !req
370. As you see, we have
fulfilled our side of the bargain.Copy !req
371. Now you have 30
seconds to fulfill your side,Copy !req
372. or else I will feed
you to Cabby!Copy !req
373. Now, Charlene! Run for it!Copy !req
374. Aah! Cabby!Copy !req
375. Cabby!Copy !req
376. You killed my Cabby!Copy !req
377. Our negotiations are off!Copy !req
378. Prepare the kitchen.Copy !req
379. Tonight we feast...Copy !req
380. on them.Copy !req
381. How does it feelCopy !req
382. now that the buffet
tables are turned?Copy !req
383. Charlene, I'd be willing to listen
to any suggestions you have.Copy !req
384. General Chow, I think you
should eat the baby first.Copy !req
385. - What?
- Huh? Hmm...Copy !req
386. That's your suggestion?Copy !req
387. Well, look at him. He's
so plump and tender.Copy !req
388. Just feel those
juicy little cheeks.Copy !req
389. Mmm, they do
look rather tempting.Copy !req
390. Go ahead. Give them a
really good, hard pinch.Copy !req
391. Oh!Copy !req
392. OK.Copy !req
393. Warning!Copy !req
394. Mmff! Ow!Copy !req
395. Aah!Copy !req
396. Keep him away from me!Copy !req
397. No! No! No!Copy !req
398. You are a much more cunning
opponent than I imagined, Charlene.Copy !req
399. Thank you.Copy !req
400. No wonder your parents
trust you to guard their home.Copy !req
401. Unfortunately, I could not have
anticipated your secret weapon.Copy !req
402. Keep him back!Copy !req
403. Tried to warn you.Copy !req
404. I'm sorry about your
friend the, uh, lettuce.Copy !req
405. He was no lettuce.Copy !req
406. He was a cabbage.Copy !req
407. We shall not soon
see his like again.Copy !req
408. Oh.Copy !req
409. Thank you, Cupcake.Copy !req
410. All right, men...Copy !req
411. back to the fridge.Copy !req
412. Come on.Copy !req
413. Do not think you have
seen the last of me.Copy !req
414. Old food never dies...Copy !req
415. it just goes bad.Copy !req
416. OK. Now Mom and Dad are
gonna be home any minute.Copy !req
417. I don't wanna hear a word
out of you about any of this!Copy !req
418. - Pay me!
- No!Copy !req
419. Deal.Copy !req
420. - Huh?
- Female intuition... ha!Copy !req
421. Everything looks just fine to
my non-intuitive male eyes.Copy !req
422. It's the Mama!Copy !req
423. There, there. How is
Mommy's little angel?Copy !req
424. - Are you hungry?
- No more food!Copy !req
425. Son, here is your well-earned
baby-sitting money,Copy !req
426. my responsible eldest child.Copy !req
427. - Oh, uh, thanks, Dad.
- Uh, gee, Rob, look...Copy !req
428. Two fives. That could be one
for you and one for your sister,Copy !req
429. who basically pulled
your butt out of the fire.Copy !req
430. Yeah.Copy !req
431. Somebody want to
explain what went on?Copy !req
432. I wasn't feeling too good,
and Charlene kind of took over,Copy !req
433. and did all the baby-sitting,
and handled it real well,Copy !req
434. and you should
trust her from now on.Copy !req
435. Maybe you are ready
for more responsibility.Copy !req
436. She's growing
up, isn't she, Earl?Copy !req
437. Gee, I guess my
little girl has matured.Copy !req
438. This is a genuine
family milestone.Copy !req
439. - Yeah.
- I'm going to bed.Copy !req
440. But, Dad...Copy !req
441. So, Robbie, are
you still feeling sick?Copy !req
442. Uh, well, no, Mom. I...Copy !req
443. He just had some food
that didn't agree with him.Copy !req
444. Uh, that's it. Yeah!Copy !req