1. Honey, I'm home.Copy !req
2. Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
3. Aw. Mama's little helper.Copy !req
4. I'm the baby. Gotta love me.Copy !req
5. Look what Daddy got you.Copy !req
6. - Not Mommy, Daddy.
- From Mama?Copy !req
7. No, no, no, no. Mommy
had nothing to do with it.Copy !req
8. Well, she wrapped it,Copy !req
9. but Daddy bought it with
money from his back-breaking job.Copy !req
10. Let's see! Let's see!Copy !req
11. Look! It's one of
those mutant ninjaCopy !req
12. caveman ninja teenage thingies.Copy !req
13. I picked it out by myself
for you. Just for you.Copy !req
14. It's from Dad.Copy !req
15. Ribbon! Mama got me ribbon!Copy !req
16. Ha-ha-ha! Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
17. Mama got me ribbon!Copy !req
18. Ribbon! Mama got me ribbon!Copy !req
19. Da-da-ta-da. Ho, ho. Hi, hi, hi.Copy !req
20. I'm your greengrocer with this
week's specials at the Food Chain.Copy !req
21. Look at these summer slugs.Copy !req
22. They're big, they're
juicy, they're slimy.Copy !req
23. Oh! Pop 'em in your mouth.Copy !req
24. They leave a trail all
the way down your throat.Copy !req
25. Yum, yum.
Dollar-ninety-five a pound.Copy !req
26. Hey, on those hot summer days,Copy !req
27. nothing says refreshment
like frozen rat on a stick.Copy !req
28. Mmm, boy. My grandkids love 'em.Copy !req
29. Whoa-ho! Beep-beep.Copy !req
30. Gourmet alert.Copy !req
31. Grapdelites are back.Copy !req
32. The sweetest-tasting, furriest
little animals in the world.Copy !req
33. They used to be plentiful,
but now they're in short supply.Copy !req
34. Get down here because when
these grapdelites are gone,Copy !req
35. baby, they're gone.Copy !req
36. Shouldn't you be on
your way to the store?Copy !req
37. For what?Copy !req
38. Well, isn't your
anniversary coming up?Copy !req
39. Yeah. So?Copy !req
40. - Your 20th anniversary.
- Could be.Copy !req
41. That's the grapdelite
anniversary, dude.Copy !req
42. I know that. What makes
you think I don't know that?Copy !req
43. You gotta have more faith
in your old man, Charlene.Copy !req
44. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
45. Oh, wow. Look at that.Copy !req
46. Hey, look at the time.Copy !req
47. I gotta go buy a set of tires.Copy !req
48. Huh?Copy !req
49. Robbie, grapdelites. See?Copy !req
50. Huh?Copy !req
51. For me and your
mom's anniversary.Copy !req
52. - I got the last two.
- Great.Copy !req
53. Earl, is that you?Copy !req
54. - Hide these from your mom.
- Huh?Copy !req
55. OK, I'm coming, Fran.Copy !req
56. Boy.Copy !req
57. - Shouldn't you be hiding us?
- Can't you see he's thinking?Copy !req
58. I'm merely reminding him of
his responsibility to his father.Copy !req
59. Hey, I'm trying to
write a paper here, OK?Copy !req
60. - What's your paper about?
- Oh, it's none of our business.Copy !req
61. It's a Social Studies paper
and it's not going very well.Copy !req
62. "Why dinosaurs rule the Earth."Copy !req
63. "We're big."Copy !req
64. That really bites, doesn't it?Copy !req
65. There's no denying size
allows almost unlimited benefits.Copy !req
66. Of course, the duality
of nature dictatesCopy !req
67. for every benefit,
there must be a cost.Copy !req
68. Don't you agree?Copy !req
69. - Uh, well, I, uh...
- We've lost him.Copy !req
70. - Try an illustration.
- Of course.Copy !req
71. Why is it good to to be big?Copy !req
72. Well, we get to eat
whoever we want.Copy !req
73. - Uh, no offense.
- Oh, none taken.Copy !req
74. However, if you don't
plan for the future,Copy !req
75. there won't be any more
food. That would be the cost.Copy !req
76. What do you mean?
There's always more food.Copy !req
77. - That's what "more" means.
- Oh, dear.Copy !req
78. Tsk, tsk, tsk.Copy !req
79. Imagine that these are
all the grapes in the world.Copy !req
80. Um, yeah. So?Copy !req
81. Now, suppose you
eat all the grapes.Copy !req
82. Mm. OK.Copy !req
83. OK. Now what?Copy !req
84. Now, suppose you
want grapes tomorrow.Copy !req
85. Well, I'll go to the
market and get some.Copy !req
86. But those were all
the grapes in the world.Copy !req
87. - I'll eat something else.
- Oh, well. You rule the world.Copy !req
88. A world without grapes.Copy !req
89. So, you're saying if we eat
them all, there won't be any more.Copy !req
90. - I think he understands.
- Ah.Copy !req
91. Hah! I can stretch
that to 500 words easy.Copy !req
92. Or maybe he doesn't.Copy !req
93. You guys can help me every day.Copy !req
94. Or at least until Mom
and Dad's anniversary.Copy !req
95. - Hmm?
- Oh.Copy !req
96. So... Tuesday
night, boys' night out.Copy !req
97. What's it going to be?Copy !req
98. Hey, how about bowling?Copy !req
99. Bowling. Yeah!Copy !req
100. Guess I'll keep the score again.Copy !req
101. Hey, Roy, you could try
kicking the ball down the alley.Copy !req
102. Oh, yeah. That's rich. It's
tough being a tyrannosaurus.Copy !req
103. Anyway, I'm very good at soccer.Copy !req
104. Yeah. Hey, are you in, Earl?Copy !req
105. Hmm, Tuesday, Tuesday...Copy !req
106. No. That's Fran's anniversary.Copy !req
107. Mine, too, if you
think about it.Copy !req
108. Oh. So then we'll
see you at eight?Copy !req
109. Oh, no.Copy !req
110. This is the big one.Copy !req
111. The 20th anniversary
grapdelite dinner.Copy !req
112. - Oh!
- You got grapdelites?Copy !req
113. Yeah. Two juicy ones.Copy !req
114. The last two they had.Copy !req
115. I remember the days
when I was a kid,Copy !req
116. 99 cents they got for a dozen.Copy !req
117. I paid 8.99 each.Copy !req
118. They can't find 'em
around much anymore.Copy !req
119. Yeah. They're a
rare delicacy now,Copy !req
120. but, boy, they are the
sweetest-tasting things in the world.Copy !req
121. Yeah, I musta eaten
a million of them.Copy !req
122. - Me, too.
- Me, too.Copy !req
123. I wonder where they all went.Copy !req
124. Hmm. we'll never know.Copy !req
125. You might just have the
last two in the world there,Copy !req
126. - you lucky guy.
- Sinclair!Copy !req
127. - Ooh...
- Uh...Copy !req
128. In here. Now!Copy !req
129. Uh... y-you wanted
to see me, my captain?Copy !req
130. I hear you got your 20th
anniversary coming up, Sinclair.Copy !req
131. How suspiciously cordial
of you to take an interest, sir.Copy !req
132. The wife's probably looking forward
to that grapdelite dinner, right?Copy !req
133. I'm sure she is, sir.Copy !req
134. Yeah. A little
wine, candlelight,Copy !req
135. and those grapdelites are going
to taste so sweet and satisfying.Copy !req
136. Mmm!Copy !req
137. You and the wife'll probably
look each other in the eyeCopy !req
138. and tell each other how very
much in love you still are and,Copy !req
139. who knows? Maybe you'll even
take a little trip upstairs and...Copy !req
140. Ha!Copy !req
141. It's not going to happen!Copy !req
142. It's not?Copy !req
143. I want those grapdelites!Copy !req
144. What?Copy !req
145. They're my favorite food.Copy !req
146. Everybody's out of them.
You got 'em, I want 'em.Copy !req
147. You don't give 'em to me,
I'm gonna bite off your head.Copy !req
148. B... but I can't give
them to you, sir.Copy !req
149. They're for my wife.Copy !req
150. If she didn't get them
she'd be very unhappy.Copy !req
151. How much is your wife's
happiness worth to you, Sinclair?Copy !req
152. Uhh...Copy !req
153. Well, I see what you're
getting at there, sir...Copy !req
154. Uh, Mr. Richfield, but no
amount of money is worthCopy !req
155. taking this away from my wife.Copy !req
156. My wife's happiness
means the world to me.Copy !req
157. Here's 50 bucks.Copy !req
158. It's a small world, after all.Copy !req
159. But with all due respect,Copy !req
160. you know, there is the matter
of my own personal dignity, sir.Copy !req
161. You only get one
20th anniversary,Copy !req
162. and if I sell you
my grapdelites,Copy !req
163. how much is my
personal dignity worth?Copy !req
164. I got another 23 dollars
for your personal dignity.Copy !req
165. That should cover it.Copy !req
166. Oh, and what about
my self-respect?Copy !req
167. I think we've
taken care of that.Copy !req
168. Oh, good.Copy !req
169. Thanks for
everything. I got an "F".Copy !req
170. - Oh, careful.
- Hey.Copy !req
171. Huh? Oh, sorry.
I didn't see you.Copy !req
172. You first.Copy !req
173. Oh, he seems distressed.Copy !req
174. I hope it's nothing we've done.Copy !req
175. "Why dinosaurs rule the Earth."Copy !req
176. I wrote a whole essay
about what you said aboutCopy !req
177. how we're too wise
to eat all the grapes.Copy !req
178. Look what the teacher wrote.Copy !req
179. "There will always be more
grapes. That's what 'more' means."Copy !req
180. An "F".Copy !req
181. But just because the
teacher doesn't understandCopy !req
182. doesn't mean you've failed.Copy !req
183. Stanley Kravitz got an "A".Copy !req
184. Well, what did he write?Copy !req
185. He wrote "Because we're big."Copy !req
186. That was my answer.
I had the right answerCopy !req
187. and I let you guys
talk me out of it.Copy !req
188. Why did I let you
talk me out of it?Copy !req
189. Because it's wrong.Copy !req
190. Yeah, but the
teacher thinks it's right.Copy !req
191. Well, what if the
teacher's wrong?Copy !req
192. Yeah, right. What if
the teacher's wrong?Copy !req
193. I try that on my parents all
the time and it never works.Copy !req
194. Anyway, the teacher said there
would always be enough grapes,Copy !req
195. there would always
be enough everything.Copy !req
196. Then she called me a radical!Copy !req
197. But there's not always going
to be enough of everything.Copy !req
198. Aw, leave me alone.
I already flunked onceCopy !req
199. and that's what I get for
letting food do my homework.Copy !req
200. - We're the last two grapes.
- What?Copy !req
201. That's why they can't find any
more of us. There aren't any.Copy !req
202. We're the last of our kind.Copy !req
203. - Uh, how can that be?
- Because we're delicious.Copy !req
204. My parents will eat
you tomorrow night.Copy !req
205. Then there won't
be any more of you.Copy !req
206. Oh, boy. What a
blow to your teacher.Copy !req
207. You guys should try
to escape or something.Copy !req
208. No, we need to help
you with your paper.Copy !req
209. It's very important.Copy !req
210. This is your last
night on Earth.Copy !req
211. Forget the paper. The
assignment is over.Copy !req
212. Not if you don't
know the answer.Copy !req
213. Here, Robbie. Try it again.Copy !req
214. OK.Copy !req
215. Now, why do
dinosaurs rule the Earth?Copy !req
216. - Mmm.
- Why?Copy !req
217. Robbie!Copy !req
218. - Uh-oh.
- That's your father.Copy !req
219. - Happy anniversary.
- Shh.Copy !req
220. Uh...Copy !req
221. Robbie, give me the grapdelites.Copy !req
222. Uh...Copy !req
223. Shh!Copy !req
224. One minute the grapdelites were
here, the next they were gone.Copy !req
225. I... I guess they must
have run into the woods.Copy !req
226. Why do you always do this to me?Copy !req
227. I can't breathe, Dad.Copy !req
228. Yeah, yeah. We all got problems.Copy !req
229. Oh, please.Copy !req
230. See... So they got away. If
Mom could see how upset you are,Copy !req
231. she'd know how much you
wanted her to have themCopy !req
232. and how much you love her, and
that's the only present she'll need.Copy !req
233. That's the only
present she's gonna get.Copy !req
234. I sold the grapdelites to
Mr. Richfield for 73 bucks.Copy !req
235. You sold Mom's anniversary gift?Copy !req
236. - He was gonna bite off my head.
- Where's your self-respect?Copy !req
237. I had to throw that
in to close the deal.Copy !req
238. Aw, gee.Copy !req
239. Now they're running
around unprotected.Copy !req
240. I've got to find those
poor little sweet creaturesCopy !req
241. before somebody
else eats them for free.Copy !req
242. OK, OK, OK. Yeah.Copy !req
243. Your father seems to
be under a lot of stress.Copy !req
244. It's because of us, you know.Copy !req
245. Yeah.Copy !req
246. We should turn ourselves
in and accept our fate.Copy !req
247. No!Copy !req
248. One cannot avoid
one's destiny, Robert.Copy !req
249. One can try. Your
whole species is at stake.Copy !req
250. Why am I the only
one willing to fight for it?Copy !req
251. Perhaps that is your destiny.Copy !req
252. You seem to have a keen
sense of moral responsibility.Copy !req
253. And one who runs
from his responsibilityCopy !req
254. can only become a slave to
shallow and materialistic goals.Copy !req
255. - A-ha!
- A-ha!Copy !req
256. Shh.Copy !req
257. Dad promised me a
dollar if I found them.Copy !req
258. Ha!Copy !req
259. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll give you two
dollars if you keep your mouth shut, OK?Copy !req
260. I'm sure if you'd go
2, Dad would go 3.Copy !req
261. - Ahh...
- Who are you?Copy !req
262. We're the grapdelites.
Who are you?Copy !req
263. Oh, I'm the baby. Gotta love me!Copy !req
264. Aw. Pleased to meet you.Copy !req
265. Let's play.Copy !req
266. Ooh! The innocence of children.Copy !req
267. - Ha-ha-ha!
- Ooh!Copy !req
268. The unbridled spirit of youth.Copy !req
269. - Yeah.
- Ooh!Copy !req
270. Give me that! Here's
what it feels like.Copy !req
271. Hey! Hey! Ha-ha-ha! Again!Copy !req
272. What?Copy !req
273. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
274. Oh! Ha-ha! Again!Copy !req
275. Seven, eight,
nine, ten. OK, here.Copy !req
276. Easiest money I ever made.Copy !req
277. Yeah, yeah, fine. Just get out.Copy !req
278. - Bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
279. Ugh!Copy !req
280. I don't know what came over me.Copy !req
281. I love children.Copy !req
282. - Do you have any?
- What?Copy !req
283. Children. Hey, you could
keep the species aliveCopy !req
284. if you had children.
I mean, you know,Copy !req
285. provided that one
of you guys is a girl.Copy !req
286. Not that you don't
have a really nice figure,Copy !req
287. whichever one of you
uh... might be a girl.Copy !req
288. I'm the female.Copy !req
289. So, why don't you have children?Copy !req
290. He's never even
asked me out to dinner.Copy !req
291. There's no time for
dinner. You guys are dinner.Copy !req
292. Time is not the issue, Robert.Copy !req
293. We don't believe this is a
safe world to bring up children.Copy !req
294. Especially delicious children.Copy !req
295. Well, maybe we could make it
safer for you and your children.Copy !req
296. Before me, nobody knew
what you guys had to offer.Copy !req
297. I could tell other dinosaurs.Copy !req
298. - His optimism is encouraging.
- Mm. But is it justified?Copy !req
299. Who should I tell first?Copy !req
300. Ooh, how about your father?Copy !req
301. Uh... no.Copy !req
302. What are our chances if you
can't convince your own father?Copy !req
303. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
304. Here, little grapdelites.Copy !req
305. Come on, you
little furry fellas.Copy !req
306. My boss wants to meet you.Copy !req
307. Dad, I've got something for you.Copy !req
308. Robbie, you found them!Copy !req
309. Way to save your dad's life!Copy !req
310. Dad, your grapdelites are
the last two in the world.Copy !req
311. You can't give
them to Mr. Richfield.Copy !req
312. But, Robbie, he paid for them.Copy !req
313. They belong to him. Really.Copy !req
314. But they're not just food.Copy !req
315. They know stuff. The world will
be worse off when they're gone.Copy !req
316. Why?Copy !req
317. They showed me that there
are other creatures in the worldCopy !req
318. that are, well, maybe not
as important as dinosaurs,Copy !req
319. but it's important
that they be here.Copy !req
320. And you believe that?Copy !req
321. They trust us to do
the right thing, Dad.Copy !req
322. Boy, you try to make a couple
extra bucks for your familyCopy !req
323. and what do you get?Copy !req
324. A burning moral
dilemma from your son.Copy !req
325. How dare he put this on me?Copy !req
326. Well... Perhaps it's just
that he believes in you.Copy !req
327. How do you know?Copy !req
328. Well, you know how
he feels about us,Copy !req
329. and still he gave
us to you willingly.Copy !req
330. - Willingly.
- Yes.Copy !req
331. If that doesn't show faith,
I don't know what does.Copy !req
332. - Food for thought.
- Thought from food.Copy !req
333. Are you guys
really going extinct?Copy !req
334. Any minute now.Copy !req
335. Yes.Copy !req
336. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
337. I have a big decision
to make here, huh?Copy !req
338. - Mm-hm.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
339. I hate those.Copy !req
340. Sinclair! Entrer
with the entree.Copy !req
341. OK, you guys.
Get back in the box.Copy !req
342. Come on, watch your heads.Copy !req
343. Hurry up, Sinclair! I'm
salivating all over my desk!Copy !req
344. I... I'm sorry, Mr. Richfield.Copy !req
345. I've decided these
grapdelites are not for sale.Copy !req
346. - What?
- Here's your money back.Copy !req
347. Sinclair, you dog. You got the
nerve to put the squeeze on me?Copy !req
348. I like it! I respect it!Copy !req
349. Name your new price.Copy !req
350. There is no price.Copy !req
351. You stink at this, Sinclair!Copy !req
352. These are the last two
grapdelites on Earth.Copy !req
353. If you eat 'em, there
aren't any more. Forever.Copy !req
354. So, I'm sorry if you're angry,
but I've made my decision.Copy !req
355. Angry? Well, I'm
not angry, Sinclair.Copy !req
356. I'm appalled.Copy !req
357. I had no idea.Copy !req
358. Then... you understand?Copy !req
359. Oh! I am deeply
touched by the sad plightCopy !req
360. of these poor, poor creatures.Copy !req
361. I want to help 'em!Copy !req
362. Well, that's not necessary, sir.Copy !req
363. I'll just take them home
so my son can protect them.Copy !req
364. Well, Your son may
be well-intentioned,Copy !req
365. but he, like you, is
a simple individual,Copy !req
366. and you simple individuals
do not have the vast resourcesCopy !req
367. to accomplish good in the world.Copy !req
368. Well, who does?Copy !req
369. Corporations, such as this one.Copy !req
370. Good can only
happen in this worldCopy !req
371. when individuals put
their trust in corporations.Copy !req
372. We'll take care of
your little friends.Copy !req
373. Gosh, Mr. Richfield,
corporations really do that?Copy !req
374. - Corporations do.
- So, what do I do?Copy !req
375. Hand them to me.Copy !req
376. Ahh...Copy !req
377. You've done the right thing.Copy !req
378. Um, buy yourself something nice.Copy !req
379. Thank you, sir.Copy !req
380. Gee, who'd have ever thoughtCopy !req
381. a corporation could be
compassionate and caring?Copy !req
382. "Why dinosaurs rule the Earth."Copy !req
383. Hmm.Copy !req
384. Huh?Copy !req
385. What?Copy !req
386. Am I goin' crazy? Huh?Copy !req
387. Wha...Copy !req
388. Oh, my...Copy !req
389. Wow!Copy !req
390. Oh!Copy !req
391. Robbie...Copy !req
392. Dad, come here. Check this out.Copy !req
393. Ooh!Copy !req
394. Huh?Copy !req
395. Ooh. Daddy?Copy !req
396. I promise.Copy !req
397. Happy anniversary, Fran.Copy !req
398. Happy anniversary, Earl.Copy !req
399. Oh!Copy !req
400. Aw...Copy !req
401. Aw...Copy !req
402. Coochie-coo.Copy !req
403. Babies. Babies.Copy !req