1. Honey, I'm home.Copy !req
2. More.Copy !req
3. You've finished your bottle.Copy !req
4. - You're full now.
- Not full. Empty. Fill me up.Copy !req
5. Honey, that was dinner.Copy !req
6. Next bottle's at bedtime.Copy !req
7. Tired. Sleepy. Night-night.Copy !req
8. - No night-night.
- Night-night!Copy !req
9. - No night-night.
- Bottle!Copy !req
10. Not till night-night.Copy !req
11. This stinks.Copy !req
12. Come here. Come here. Come here.Copy !req
13. Mmm.Copy !req
14. Ha-ha!Copy !req
15. Ma, can we please have dinner?Copy !req
16. I'm wasting away. My
thighs are hardly touching.Copy !req
17. Don't exaggerate, dear.Copy !req
18. - I heard you coming.
- Ow!Copy !req
19. I don't see why the
whole family has to waitCopy !req
20. for Robbie to get home
from the stupid YMCA.Copy !req
21. Hey, hey, hey! We
don't talk that wayCopy !req
22. about the Young Males'
Carnivore Association in this house.Copy !req
23. I remember the dayCopy !req
24. when I was initiated
down at the Y.Copy !req
25. Made quite a meat eater of me.Copy !req
26. Do they really make you rip open
a live mastodon with your teeth?Copy !req
27. That's right, little girl.Copy !req
28. It's a good, wholesome
tradition for a young boy.Copy !req
29. It'll keep your
brother off the streetsCopy !req
30. and teach him about his
place in the food chain.Copy !req
31. Won't be long before
you get the urgeCopy !req
32. to rip into some flesh
yourself, huh, Junior?Copy !req
33. - My old man's gonna kill me.
- It's no big deal, dude.Copy !req
34. Everyone was tearing
open their mastodon.Copy !req
35. I looked at mine, I showed
my teeth, I ralphed on my shoes.Copy !req
36. Hey, you spewed a
little lava. It happens.Copy !req
37. Yeah, some carnivore
I turned out to be.Copy !req
38. Well, maybe the YMCA
just isn't right for you.Copy !req
39. Yeah, tell that to my Dad.
He'll never let me live this down.Copy !req
40. Well, not everybody's cut
out to be a carnivore, Rob.Copy !req
41. Did you ever think
that maybe you're a...Copy !req
42. A herbivore?Copy !req
43. - No way!
- It's possible.Copy !req
44. Not for me it isn't.
My dad's a carnivore,Copy !req
45. my mom's a
carnivore, my sister...Copy !req
46. - Boy, is she a carnivore.
- Yeah.Copy !req
47. I've gotta be a carnivore.Copy !req
48. Well, it's not
necessarily hereditary.Copy !req
49. A lot of dinosaurs eat
vegetables from time to time.Copy !req
50. - Yeah.
- Including me.Copy !req
51. You... you're one of them?Copy !req
52. Are you sure?Copy !req
53. I mean... How long
have you known?Copy !req
54. Well, I always
kind of suspected.Copy !req
55. Ever since I was 12, you know,
when I ever see vegetables,Copy !req
56. - Yeah.
- I feel kinda... hungry.Copy !req
57. Jeez, Dave! I never
woulda guessed.Copy !req
58. Hey, I sneak outta the
house on weekends.Copy !req
59. I go to this veggie
place across town.Copy !req
60. - Mm-hm.
- Why not check it out with me?Copy !req
61. No thanks. I'm not looking
to munch on any greens.Copy !req
62. You don't have to eat anything.Copy !req
63. You just hang out and meet
some of the herbivore girls.Copy !req
64. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
65. - Hey, is it true what they say?
- Oh, yeah, about chlorophyll?Copy !req
66. - Yeah.
- Hah! Makes 'em wild!Copy !req
67. Ow!Copy !req
68. - Hey. I'm going tonight.
- Huh?Copy !req
69. Wanna meet me there?Copy !req
70. Uh... Hmm...Copy !req
71. I see you.Copy !req
72. Again!Copy !req
73. Hi, everybody.
I'm sorry I'm late.Copy !req
74. Hey! There's my carnivore!Copy !req
75. Oh, Dad. Dad! Dad!Copy !req
76. Dad, Dad! Come on, cut it out!Copy !req
77. OK, everyone. We can eat now.Copy !req
78. Charlene!Copy !req
79. Son, you and I have had
our differences in the past,Copy !req
80. but as of today you're
on the right track.Copy !req
81. And I'm glad I had you.Copy !req
82. Ah, jeez.Copy !req
83. I just got off the phone
with Emily Stavis.Copy !req
84. Not now, Charlene.
Dinner's getting cold.Copy !req
85. She said that Peter said that
Diana said that her boyfriend saidCopy !req
86. that Robbie coughed
up critters at his initiation.Copy !req
87. Charlene, I'm going
to bite your head off!Copy !req
88. Ooh! He's not a
carnivore, he's a cannibal.Copy !req
89. Hey, come here!Copy !req
90. Robert, is this true?Copy !req
91. But the whole thing
was stupid anyway.Copy !req
92. Why should I rip apart
some poor mastodon?Copy !req
93. I mean, what did
he ever do to me?Copy !req
94. He was smaller, that's
what he did to you.Copy !req
95. Bigger eats smaller in
the carnivore kingdom.Copy !req
96. That's the way it is. That's
the way it's always been.Copy !req
97. It's the food chain, Robert.Copy !req
98. Love it or leave it.Copy !req
99. Some dinosaurs
reject the food chain.Copy !req
100. Yeah. Well, you know
what we call them.Copy !req
101. Earl, not at the table.Copy !req
102. Herbo! Herbo!Copy !req
103. Where did you
learn that language?Copy !req
104. It's television.Copy !req
105. They say whatever they want.Copy !req
106. Television is responsibleCopy !req
107. for the utter degradation
of our society.Copy !req
108. We should write letters.Copy !req
109. - Mom.
- What?Copy !req
110. Get a life.Copy !req
111. - I don't feel very hungry.
- Hey, sit down.Copy !req
112. If your mother can take
the time to kill this dinner,Copy !req
113. you can take the time to eat it.Copy !req
114. Why do we have to
eat animals every night?Copy !req
115. It's possible to get
nutrition from vegetables.Copy !req
116. Uh-oh.Copy !req
117. Well, it's happened, Franny.Copy !req
118. The green menace has
crept into our very home.Copy !req
119. Robbie isn't one
of those radicals.Copy !req
120. There's one hiding
under every bed, Fran.Copy !req
121. Robbie, I'm gonna ask
you something straight out.Copy !req
122. Are you now or have you
ever been an herbivore?Copy !req
123. This is nuts. I don't
have to answer this.Copy !req
124. You either answer me
or you go to your room.Copy !req
125. Fine! Ugh!Copy !req
126. That kid has defied
me at every turn, Fran.Copy !req
127. Little by little, he's eating
away at my heart and soul.Copy !req
128. Well, at least he's
interested in something.Copy !req
129. I'm carnivorous, Daddy.Copy !req
130. I'll eat anything that moves.Copy !req
131. It's Charlene.Copy !req
132. See?Copy !req
133. Charlene, you are now my son.Copy !req
134. Thanks, Daddy. Can I
have money for lipstick?Copy !req
135. - Of course, Son.
- Oh!Copy !req
136. I'm not letting you give
up on Robbie like this.Copy !req
137. I want you to go
upstairs and talk to him.Copy !req
138. Oh, that's what you want?Copy !req
139. Well, here's what I want.Copy !req
140. I want to sit here and enjoy
my dinner and not go upstairsCopy !req
141. and that's what I want!Copy !req
142. But the hell with me.Copy !req
143. Robbie, your father
wants to talk to you.Copy !req
144. Do not.Copy !req
145. Robbie?Copy !req
146. Robbie!Copy !req
147. See this, Fran? He's
gone, skipped out. Gee!Copy !req
148. I come up here on my own for a
little heart-to-heart with my boy,Copy !req
149. and how does that
little lizard repay me?Copy !req
150. He leaves. He doesn't stay.Copy !req
151. He doesn't trust.Copy !req
152. He doesn't trust
his own parents.Copy !req
153. - I'm going to search his room.
- Earl, stop it.Copy !req
154. I want to know how
far this thing has gone.Copy !req
155. Broccoli!Copy !req
156. I could have understood a carrotCopy !req
157. or a little lettuce maybe,Copy !req
158. but right to broccoli?Copy !req
159. No! My son is an herbivore.Copy !req
160. Someone at school
must have given it to him.Copy !req
161. I'm sure he doesn't
even know what it is.Copy !req
162. - He gets it from your side.
- What?Copy !req
163. Your uncle Elmo, the
one they never talk about.Copy !req
164. He ate off the wrong
side of the plate.Copy !req
165. If only my cooking
had been better,Copy !req
166. he wouldn't have turned to this!Copy !req
167. Franny. Come on, honey.
Now don't blame yourself.Copy !req
168. I should have taken him
hunting when he was a kid.Copy !req
169. I shoulda shown him the
beauty of killing small things.Copy !req
170. No, no. A tangelo's
an orange and a peach.Copy !req
171. No, man, it's an
apricot and a plum.Copy !req
172. So, then... what's a
tomato and an onion?Copy !req
173. Salsa!Copy !req
174. Ah. Cukes. Check it out.Copy !req
175. Uh...Copy !req
176. Uh...Copy !req
177. I'm not sure I'm ready for this.Copy !req
178. Uh...Copy !req
179. Agh!Copy !req
180. Ugh! Gah! Eurgh!Copy !req
181. - Hmm.
- Hi there.Copy !req
182. Uh... Hi.Copy !req
183. I haven't seen you here before.Copy !req
184. Yeah, yeah. Well...Copy !req
185. I was carnivorous
until a few days ago.Copy !req
186. I still might be. I'm deciding.Copy !req
187. Mmm!Copy !req
188. - Yeah.
- I love the smellCopy !req
189. of lettuce on a dinosaur's lips.Copy !req
190. Huh?Copy !req
191. Uh...Copy !req
192. Uh...Copy !req
193. Yeah. Go, dude.Copy !req
194. All right. All right.Copy !req
195. Mmm!Copy !req
196. - Robert Mark Sinclair!
- Huh?Copy !req
197. Uh, Dad! Uh...Copy !req
198. Uh, let me explain.Copy !req
199. Not another word! We
are gettin' out of here.Copy !req
200. - But...
- Oh, whoa!Copy !req
201. The old dinosaur's
like totally herbiphobic.Copy !req
202. Dad, you're embarrassing me!Copy !req
203. I'm embarrassing you?Copy !req
204. I just thank God your
grandfather's not alive to see this.Copy !req
205. You're a carnivore, Robert.Copy !req
206. - You belong with your own kind.
- Yeah. OK, Dad.Copy !req
207. Now, come on!Copy !req
208. What's it gonna be, Robbie?Copy !req
209. Are you carnivore,
herbivore, or what?Copy !req
210. Well, why do I
have to be anything?Copy !req
211. I have a dreamCopy !req
212. that someday a
dinosaur will be judgedCopy !req
213. not by the content
of his lunch box,Copy !req
214. but by the quality
of his character.Copy !req
215. All right!Copy !req
216. Yeah. Right on.Copy !req
217. - Ooh! You're such a radical!
- Yeah.Copy !req
218. Let go of my son,
you pea pusher.Copy !req
219. Dad, so what if they eat a
few peas? They're proud of it.Copy !req
220. Come on! Hey! Aah!Copy !req
221. Everybody's talking
'bout radishes...Copy !req
222. Yeah, I should have
dragged you out hereCopy !req
223. a long time ago, Robert.Copy !req
224. Look, Dad, I don't
want to go hunting.Copy !req
225. I just don't like
killing things, all right?Copy !req
226. Robert, listen to me,
you're not a kid anymore.Copy !req
227. OK, now, look.Copy !req
228. No one knows this.Copy !req
229. I didn't even tell
your mother this.Copy !req
230. When I was 14, I...Copy !req
231. I experimented
with some lettuce.Copy !req
232. But, those were my salad daysCopy !req
233. and you're too
old for that, Rob.Copy !req
234. We're dinosaurs. We're
ferocious, merciless.Copy !req
235. - Yeah, yeah.
- We got a reputation, Son.Copy !req
236. Shh!Copy !req
237. That's it. I hear our prey.Copy !req
238. Now watch me, Son.Copy !req
239. OK? First we start to salivate.Copy !req
240. Yeah! Then we
approach with stealth.Copy !req
241. Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! Raah!Copy !req
242. Ooh! Ooh!Copy !req
243. This is it, boy. Bon appétit.Copy !req
244. - I don't wanna.
- Eat him!Copy !req
245. I'm not even hungry.Copy !req
246. Put him in your mouth and chew.Copy !req
247. You can't make me.Copy !req
248. Hey. What's with the kid?Copy !req
249. Uh, nothing. Nothing's
wrong with my kid.Copy !req
250. - He's a veg-o, isn't he?
- Hey, hey!Copy !req
251. Will you just eat him,
and let's go home, Robbie?Copy !req
252. No.Copy !req
253. My son tried the
same thing at his age.Copy !req
254. "Why do I have to eat
other creatures, Dad?"Copy !req
255. "What's so important
about the food chain?"Copy !req
256. - What did you do?
- I ate him.Copy !req
257. - I like it.
- I'm tough, but I'm fair.Copy !req
258. Robbie, the little
snack is making sense.Copy !req
259. The food chain
is what we live by.Copy !req
260. It's what we've always lived by.Copy !req
261. Bigger eats
smaller. It's sacred,Copy !req
262. the one thing that
gives order to our world.Copy !req
263. Huh?Copy !req
264. What's that?Copy !req
265. Oh. Swamp monster.Copy !req
266. Don't worry, he never
comes out unless he's hungry.Copy !req
267. Dad! Dad!Copy !req
268. Phew! That was a close one.Copy !req
269. Robbie!Copy !req
270. Incoming!Copy !req
271. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoooa!Copy !req
272. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
273. Where am I?Copy !req
274. Don't they teach you
anything in biology, kid?Copy !req
275. Whoa. You mean...Copy !req
276. Yeah. We got eaten.
I was the appetizer.Copy !req
277. You were the main course.Copy !req
278. - We're in a stomach?
- Yeah.Copy !req
279. But I wouldn't worry.
A guy your sizeCopy !req
280. could sit here for days
before heading south.Copy !req
281. Incoming!Copy !req
282. Fast food. Shoots right through.Copy !req
283. Hey, how can you just sit
here waiting to be digested?Copy !req
284. Well, that's not gonna happen
to me. I'm a dinosaur! Whoa!Copy !req
285. Listen to mister big shot, fancy
pants, top of the food chain.Copy !req
286. - Let me tell you somethin'.
- Huh?Copy !req
287. We're all the same
in the stomach.Copy !req
288. Fran. Franny?Copy !req
289. Fran. Fran.Copy !req
290. Where's Robbie?Copy !req
291. Franny...Copy !req
292. Did you find Robbie?Copy !req
293. I found him, Fran.Copy !req
294. Earl, did you teach him
about the food chain?Copy !req
295. He knows everything there is
to know about the food chain.Copy !req
296. Good. Then we can have dinner.Copy !req
297. He's eaten, Fran.Copy !req
298. Earl, what is wrong with you?Copy !req
299. - Fran.
- What?Copy !req
300. - Fran!
- What?Copy !req
301. - Fran!
- What?Copy !req
302. - Fran!
- What?Copy !req
303. What's missing?Copy !req
304. Earl, did Robbie get eaten?Copy !req
305. Swamp... Swamp...
Oh! Swamp! Big monster!Copy !req
306. Swamp monster! Teeth!
Teeth! So many teeth!Copy !req
307. Oh! Ooh! Ooh! Big
teeth! Little teeth!Copy !req
308. Rows and rows and rows!Copy !req
309. All right. We'll go and get him.Copy !req
310. What's going on?Copy !req
311. Oh! Charlene! Charlene! No. No.Copy !req
312. There are just some things
too horrible for you to know.Copy !req
313. Who ate Robbie?Copy !req
314. I don't know! I don't know!Copy !req
315. What do you think? I
asked him for his card?Copy !req
316. You must have
gotten a look at him.Copy !req
317. Oh, he was big, Fran. He
was big and mean and hungry.Copy !req
318. Oh, that could be
almost anybody out there.Copy !req
319. I don't believe it.Copy !req
320. Robbie, my brother, eaten.Copy !req
321. Earl, we have to do something!Copy !req
322. How about if we turn
his room into, like,Copy !req
323. a memorial walk-in closet?Copy !req
324. - OK.
- OK, Earl, listen.Copy !req
325. Swamp monsters take daysCopy !req
326. to digest a big
meal like Robbie.Copy !req
327. We have got to save him!Copy !req
328. Well, what do you
want me to do, Franny?Copy !req
329. The laws of nature clearly
state that bigger eats smaller.Copy !req
330. I mean, the swamp monster
is well within his rights.Copy !req
331. The laws of nature also
state that we protect our young,Copy !req
332. no matter what.Copy !req
333. Oh, jeez, they get
you coming and going!Copy !req
334. Oh, Robbie, Robbie,
Robbie, Robbie...Copy !req
335. Well, uh... I guess...Copy !req
336. it was somewhere
right around here.Copy !req
337. Uh, yeah, that tree.Copy !req
338. - Here?
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
339. - Where?
- Down there.Copy !req
340. There's the leaf, I remember.Copy !req
341. Yeah. There's the place.Copy !req
342. Fine.Copy !req
343. You wade in there,Copy !req
344. and don't come
back without our son.Copy !req
345. This is a big swamp.Copy !req
346. There's probably two
dozen swamp monstersCopy !req
347. that look exactly alike,
with the same big teeth.Copy !req
348. How am I supposed to
know which one ate Robbie?Copy !req
349. That's him.Copy !req
350. Two pair. Ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
351. Ha! Full house. Ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
352. What a day I'm having.Copy !req
353. Incoming!Copy !req
354. Aaah! Jeez! Ow! Ooh!Copy !req
355. Huh?Copy !req
356. - Bleurgh! Yuck! Yow!
- Dad!Copy !req
357. Dad, you came in after me!Copy !req
358. Your mother made me.Copy !req
359. I really appreciate it, Dad.Copy !req
360. Don't you make nice with me.Copy !req
361. You who spit on the food chain.Copy !req
362. Well, it's the food chain
that got us into this mess.Copy !req
363. Spit, spit, spit.Copy !req
364. We're about to be digested. Do
you wanna cut me some slack?Copy !req
365. You want me to
cut you some slack?Copy !req
366. Well, all you got
to do is eat him.Copy !req
367. Uh, could you wait a minute?Copy !req
368. Heh! Full house. Heh-heh-heh.Copy !req
369. Straight flush.Copy !req
370. Eat me.Copy !req
371. What difference does it
make what I eat anyway?Copy !req
372. This is not about eating.Copy !req
373. This is about...Copy !req
374. It's about defiance.Copy !req
375. You defy me every
chance you get.Copy !req
376. You don't eat what
I want you to eat,Copy !req
377. you don't think what
I want you to think,Copy !req
378. and you don't do
what I want you to do.Copy !req
379. Just tell me what it is
that you have against me,Copy !req
380. and I will happily jump
down this guy's intestines.Copy !req
381. I don't have anything
against you, Dad. It's just...Copy !req
382. It's just I don't agree with
anything you've ever said.Copy !req
383. All I ever wanted was for you
to live your life exactly like me.Copy !req
384. Is that too much to ask?Copy !req
385. Oh, come on, Dad! Didn't you
ever disagree with your father?Copy !req
386. No! Never!Copy !req
387. Almost always.Copy !req
388. But what's your point?Copy !req
389. So you and Grandpa used
to fight like you and me?Copy !req
390. Yeah, but that was different.Copy !req
391. He was always wrong.Copy !req
392. Your grandpa was less evolved.Copy !req
393. He was a wild dinosaur.Copy !req
394. He expected me
to live in the woods,Copy !req
395. have kids in the mud,Copy !req
396. eat my mate, and die in pieces.Copy !req
397. And you know?
That was OK for him.Copy !req
398. But I wanted better.Copy !req
399. Maybe it's OK if sons have
different ideas than their fathers.Copy !req
400. Maybe it's how we
evolve as dinosaurs.Copy !req
401. Yeah. Well, maybe
that's the law of nature.Copy !req
402. Like the food chain.Copy !req
403. How did you get so smart?Copy !req
404. I don't know.Copy !req
405. From Mom, I guess.Copy !req
406. I'm just sorry that we're
going to be digested.Copy !req
407. You won't be able to have a sonCopy !req
408. who irritates you as
much as you irritate me.Copy !req
409. Aw, Dad.Copy !req
410. My son.Copy !req
411. - Heh-heh.
- My son.Copy !req
412. Cut it out.Copy !req
413. You're making me
sick to my stomach.Copy !req
414. - Huh?
- What?Copy !req
415. That mushy stuff
makes me nauseous.Copy !req
416. - Cut it out.
- Aah.Copy !req
417. Uh, Robbie, you're the best
son a dad could ever have!Copy !req
418. I just want you to
be proud of me, Dad.Copy !req
419. Every single day!Copy !req
420. Son, you are just a
little ball of goodness.Copy !req
421. Oh, I love you,
Daddy-wuddy-wuddy!Copy !req
422. Hey, we're hugging down here!Copy !req
423. We're hugging.Copy !req
424. Whoa!Copy !req
425. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
426. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!Copy !req
427. Another shower, Dad?Copy !req
428. Yeah. Ten more ought to do it.Copy !req
429. - You get spit up?
- Yep.Copy !req
430. - You got spit up, too?
- Yep.Copy !req
431. Did you bring me a present?Copy !req
432. Meat and vegetables. Everyone
can pick what they want.Copy !req
433. Hear that, kids? Your
mother and I aren't too oldCopy !req
434. that we still can't
learn a thing or two.Copy !req
435. What I learned is that my kids are
smart enough to eat whatever they want.Copy !req
436. Thanks, Dad.Copy !req
437. Thanks, Dad.Copy !req