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little monsters screaming.
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Earl. A beautiful family
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adequate sound system.
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- Oh!
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changing the way we do business.
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launch an ad campaign,
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crass or anything,
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- No, they don't!
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everything for this family!
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Sinclair family.
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we're very happy to be here.
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- No, in here,
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- I like that.
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ironic, huh, pally-boy?
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next to each other.
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a troublemaker!
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sorry. Will that be all?
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why you're a troublemaker?
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than enough of your time, sir.
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family and your idiot friend,
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this would affect me
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we might look dishonest.
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plan could come back to haunt you.
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going to move out of your house
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help your company,
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they can make you
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and clothes on your back.
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suitcase in your hand.
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transition easier on the kids.
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must be awkward for you,
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to sleep together
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sofa for as long as you're here.
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won't be disappointed.
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a guy's punishment
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of fun with the wife.
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waking minute.
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the love of a good female.
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something strong and cheap?
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just more photogenic than I am,
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asked me to leave.
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would know best.
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are built with love
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dinosaurs like my husband.
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- Aw!
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- Wesayso!
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powerful medium.
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questioning it.
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blade over the metal plate
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unit and fasten securely."
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- "Aligning the blade assembly."
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get old real fast.
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car for a few hours?
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them back when you're done.
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doing a great job as a dad.
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have such considerate children.
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doing in your mother's purse?
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some credit cards.
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- Yeah.
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- Close the purse.
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was what you think.
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are sort of my wife now.
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dinosaurs, feeling like a fool!
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modern of you, Fran,
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- Morning, Arnie.
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couple messages for you.
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liberty of ordering
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company that builds with love.
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for the socket wrench right now.
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race for weeks.
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at the wheelbarrow race.
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break his heart if I'm not there
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company might be wrong?
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I've got to do something,
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leaving this bar.
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any of it down your shirts
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searched before they leave.
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keep the noise down,
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Bigger, bigger, bigger!
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suggested things
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Somebody make me a sandwich.
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company to throw a picnic for us."
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union here." Oh, jeez.
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- Dad!
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- Hi, kids.
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452. I'd like to speak to your
mother alone, please.
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453. - Oh. Yeah.
- Sure. Bye, Dad.
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454. Don't be a stranger.
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455. Uh, you, uh...
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456. You don't seem
very happy to see me.
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457. You left us, Earl. Why
should I be happy?
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458. I just did what I
was supposed to do.
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459. You did what the
company told you to do.
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460. What did you expect
me to say to them,
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461. "I can't start a whole new life
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462. because I have a family"?
They'd make fun of me.
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463. Well, then I guess
you've made your decision.
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464. Attention!
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465. Everybody, shut up!
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466. All right.
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467. We're going to do the
father/son wheelbarrow race now.
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468. All teams report over
to the starting line.
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469. So how do you
do this thing again?
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470. Oh, you just grab my
ankles and try to keep up.
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471. Food, food, food, food.
Where's the pie-eating contest?
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472. The Wesayso Company reminds you
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473. we are not liable for
loss of limb, loss of eye,
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474. or dismemberment of any kind
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475. due to you running around
holding your kids' feet in the air
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476. like a bunch of morons.
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477. Now you can have fun,
but you're on your own.
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478. - And after...
- Excuse me.
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479. I'm sorry to interrupt,
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480. but there's something
I have to say.
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481. Somebody remove this
guy. He doesn't exist.
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482. Oh, no. He's wrong. I do exist.
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483. My name is Earl Sinclair,
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484. and I am the true
and rightful father
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485. of the Wesayso perfect family.
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486. - Oh!
- Oh!
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487. I'm the guy that
gave up my family
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488. because the company told me to.
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489. I did it because I thought
the company was always right.
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490. The company is always right!
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491. That's what I used to think.
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492. After all, companies
are big and powerful.
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493. And it always seems they
know what they're doing.
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494. And families? Well,
families are new.
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495. They have problems, and
they're not always perfect,
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496. but families can give you
something companies never will.
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497. A comprehensive health plan?
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498. No!
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499. Love.
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500. A family will give you love.
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501. Oh...
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502. So if I have to choose between
my family and my company,
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503. I know which one
is more important.
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504. Is it the company?
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505. No!
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506. It's my family because
without them, I'm nothing.
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507. - Sweet.
- Aw.
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508. And now...
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509. No.
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510. I'm ready to die.
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511. Not so fast.
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512. Yeah, slow would be better.
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513. This dinosaur may
have some value to us.
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514. You mean other
than his meaty thighs?
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515. I think he may become something
of a hero to these workers,
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516. and I'm not sure how, but
maybe that's exploitable.
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517. Hmm!
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518. Can we go home now?
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519. Don't know. Could
still go either way.
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520. You! You. You can leave.
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521. We may call on you later
to help us in some way,
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522. like to speak against
a work safety program
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523. or infiltrate a union.
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524. I'd be flattered to.
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525. Attaboy! Ha!
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526. So, did you miss me?
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527. Well, you were only gone a week.
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528. But did you miss me?
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529. Well, I guess we didn't take
advantage of the situation
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530. as much as we could have.
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531. Oh, and what about you?
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532. Not the mama!
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533. Oh...
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534. Ha ha ha!
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535. I missed you, too!
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