1. Honey, I'm home.Copy !req
2. What?Copy !req
3. The evil Dr. Bad is
up to no good again.Copy !req
4. Is there no one who
can one save us?Copy !req
5. Look!Copy !req
6. It's Captain Action Figure!Copy !req
7. Yay!Copy !req
8. Stand back, kids.Copy !req
9. This calls for my
Captain Action FigureCopy !req
10. Laser-Sighted Bazooka Blaster!Copy !req
11. Wow!Copy !req
12. Want that!Copy !req
13. Is this available in
stores everywhere?Copy !req
14. It sure is, Jeffy.Copy !req
15. Does it come with a utility beltCopy !req
16. and limited supply
of action ammo?Copy !req
17. Sold separately.Copy !req
18. Want that!Copy !req
19. How long is this commercial?Copy !req
20. Not a commercial.
Children's programming!Copy !req
21. Ha! Yeah!Copy !req
22. That's it!Copy !req
23. Oh... Want that!Copy !req
24. No. The TV is off!Copy !req
25. I refuse to have you exposedCopy !req
26. to one advertisement
after another.Copy !req
27. Here, have a snack.Copy !req
28. Oooh.Copy !req
29. Want that!Copy !req
30. Robbie, what happened?Copy !req
31. Nothing. Everything's fine.Copy !req
32. Ooh.Copy !req
33. Was it that wild pack again?Copy !req
34. No, no.Copy !req
35. I hurt myself studying.Copy !req
36. Robbie, if there
are boys out thereCopy !req
37. roving around in
packs, causing trouble,Copy !req
38. I want to know about it!Copy !req
39. Hey, you waxed the table.Copy !req
40. I can see myself.Copy !req
41. Hi, Mom, I'm home!Copy !req
42. Hey, Rob, I found your
science book in the street.Copy !req
43. I think it's yours. It didn't
have your name in it,Copy !req
44. but this is your blood, right?Copy !req
45. Uh-huh.Copy !req
46. Thought so.Copy !req
47. So, what's for
dinner? I'm starved!Copy !req
48. Charlene, do you know what
happened to your brother?Copy !req
49. Who doesn't?Copy !req
50. A wild pack mopped
up the street with him.Copy !req
51. Tell me what actually happened.Copy !req
52. They actually mopped
up the street with him.Copy !req
53. They actually picked
him up by his feetCopy !req
54. and dipped his head in the swampCopy !req
55. and actually dragged him
up and down the street,Copy !req
56. which, I must say, is
cleaner than it's ever been.Copy !req
57. Thanks.Copy !req
58. - Hello, my sweet.
- Hi, Dad.Copy !req
59. So, what minor domestic problemCopy !req
60. awaits my immediate solution?Copy !req
61. Earl, one of those packs
beat up Robbie again.Copy !req
62. Yeah, well, what
are you gonna do?Copy !req
63. They attacked him!Copy !req
64. - Are they finished
attacking him?
- Yes.Copy !req
65. Let's get him off the
table and dinner on it.Copy !req
66. If you're not going to do
anything about it, I am!Copy !req
67. - Robbie...
- Aah!Copy !req
68. Give me the names
of the boys that did this.Copy !req
69. I'm going to call each
and every one's mother.Copy !req
70. Mom, at least let me escapeCopy !req
71. with a shred of dignity.Copy !req
72. - Ohh!
- Ow!Copy !req
73. Fran, if you get on
the phone right now,Copy !req
74. what are you teaching this boy?Copy !req
75. That conflict can be resolvedCopy !req
76. by rational discussion
among reasonable adults.Copy !req
77. Why don't you just send
him skipping out on the streetCopy !req
78. - with bows on his head?
- Oh!Copy !req
79. Face it, Fran,Copy !req
80. the boy's got to learn
to fight his own fights.Copy !req
81. And what if he gets killed?Copy !req
82. Then I guess I'll
owe you an apology.Copy !req
83. Yo, yo, back to neutral
corners, Mr. and Mrs.Copy !req
84. I was so concerned
when news reached meCopy !req
85. of young Robert's
unfortunate escapadeCopy !req
86. that I decided I
would pop aroundCopy !req
87. to see how the
patient was doing.Copy !req
88. Why, that's very
sweet, Spike. Um...Copy !req
89. Would you like
to stay for dinner?Copy !req
90. Well, I don't want to impose.Copy !req
91. Oh, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
92. You're not imposing,
'cause you're not invited.Copy !req
93. It's been the longest timeCopy !req
94. since I had a home-cooked meal.Copy !req
95. Yeah, well, we don't want to be
the ones that break that streak, so...Copy !req
96. - Huh?
- Goodbye.Copy !req
97. Out the door you go.Copy !req
98. Come on. I need to talk to
you anyway someplace else.Copy !req
99. Far away.Copy !req
100. Robbie, what about dinner?Copy !req
101. I'll eat it when my
teeth grow back.Copy !req
102. Oh!Copy !req
103. I got to tell you, Spike,Copy !req
104. I'm getting real tired
of guys beating me up.Copy !req
105. Have you ever
considered fighting back?Copy !req
106. There were eight of them! How am I
supposed to beat up a whole pack?Copy !req
107. I'd need a pack of my own.Copy !req
108. Well, there you go!
You could call themCopy !req
109. the Westside
Shrieking Mama's Boys.Copy !req
110. I wanna join your pack. I
wanna join the Scavengers.Copy !req
111. Hey, whoa, whoa, Sparky!Copy !req
112. Not possible.Copy !req
113. Why not?Copy !req
114. We have standards.Copy !req
115. Like what?Copy !req
116. Well, first of all,Copy !req
117. a certain level of
viciousness is required.Copy !req
118. Hey, I can be vicious.Copy !req
119. I also hear you can be a mop.Copy !req
120. OK, all right, so I'll be
the quiet, thoughtful oneCopy !req
121. who keeps track
of the paperwork.Copy !req
122. That's very nice,Copy !req
123. but we are not
currently interviewingCopy !req
124. for clerical positions.Copy !req
125. Hey, hey, wait, come on.Copy !req
126. You gotta get me
into the Scavengers.Copy !req
127. You're my friend.Copy !req
128. - No, I'm not.
- Yes, you are!Copy !req
129. Fine, we're friends.Copy !req
130. Now, strictly as a
friend, what's in it for me?Copy !req
131. Uh, well, the satisfaction of
helping out a bud in trouble.Copy !req
132. Funny, but somehow
I long for more.Copy !req
133. I don't have any money.Copy !req
134. How about you inviting me
over to dinner at your house?Copy !req
135. Sure. When?Copy !req
136. Oh, say, every night
around 6:00. Heh!Copy !req
137. Ah, here we are.Copy !req
138. Boy, what a dump.Copy !req
139. Hey, this happens to be
home to the Scavengers,Copy !req
140. and those guys in
there are my family.Copy !req
141. Well, one of your family
just ate the head off a goat.Copy !req
142. Now the leader of the
pack is a guy named Andre.Copy !req
143. He's psychotic, he's vicious,Copy !req
144. and delightfully unpredictable.Copy !req
145. What's the secret violent act?Copy !req
146. Ding-dong.Copy !req
147. Brother Spike,
nice follow-through.Copy !req
148. So who's your date?Copy !req
149. Hey, Scabby, this here's
an associate of mine.Copy !req
150. He's here to see Andre.Copy !req
151. Well, be careful, brother.
Andre's in one of his moods.Copy !req
152. He just ate someone
who didn't agree with him.Copy !req
153. Ha! I hate when that happens.Copy !req
154. In you go, Scooter.Copy !req
155. Ooh! Nice shoes.Copy !req
156. Another Lava Lager.Copy !req
157. Sure, Andre.Copy !req
158. Hey.Copy !req
159. Who approaches
Andre the Voracious,Copy !req
160. devourer of the
meek and helpless,Copy !req
161. digester of all who
may oppose him,Copy !req
162. and leader of the
mighty Scavenger pack?Copy !req
163. Hey, yo, chief.Copy !req
164. It's me, Brother Spike.Copy !req
165. It is Brother Spike,
O terrifying one,Copy !req
166. connoisseur of fine females,Copy !req
167. maker of deals,Copy !req
168. scourge of the swamp!Copy !req
169. Shut up! I know who it is.Copy !req
170. Shut up! The great
Andre knows who... Aah!Copy !req
171. It is.Copy !req
172. So, Spike, what do you want?Copy !req
173. I'm busy.Copy !req
174. I just wanted to
introduce you to this guyCopy !req
175. who wants to join the pack.Copy !req
176. Rob, meet Andre.Copy !req
177. And Andre, this is Rob.Copy !req
178. Ah, well, my work is done.Copy !req
179. See you at supper.Copy !req
180. But... but, uh...Copy !req
181. So, punk, you want
to join the Scavengers?Copy !req
182. Yes. Yes, please.Copy !req
183. Good idea.Copy !req
184. Really?Copy !req
185. Yeah.Copy !req
186. We're always looking for someoneCopy !req
187. to use as target practice.Copy !req
188. Oh. Well, that's not exactly...Copy !req
189. Yeah! You could be
our own in-house victim,Copy !req
190. someone we could
beat up at our leisure.Copy !req
191. - I don't know...
- Hey, listen up, everybody!Copy !req
192. This is Rob.Copy !req
193. He's gonna be our
new punching bag.Copy !req
194. Hey, and be considerate.Copy !req
195. If you tear off a limb,Copy !req
196. sew it back on for the next guy.Copy !req
197. Hey! Ohh!Copy !req
198. Hey, congratulations, Sinclair.Copy !req
199. Looks like you're a hit.Copy !req
200. If I get killed, my parents are
not gonna keep feeding you.Copy !req
201. Huh? Oh, good point.Copy !req
202. And as a gesture of good
faith, our new pal RobCopy !req
203. would like to buy
brewskis for everybody!Copy !req
204. - Yay!
- Brewskis! All right!Copy !req
205. Just knock back some cold ones.Copy !req
206. You'll be best
friends in no time!Copy !req
207. But I don't drink!Copy !req
208. Well... you do now.Copy !req
209. You're OK, Sinclair.Copy !req
210. Oh, thanks.Copy !req
211. How's about another drink?Copy !req
212. Oh, OK.Copy !req
213. - Uh...
- Ah!Copy !req
214. Gee, it looks like there
are no more drinks.Copy !req
215. Well, then, I'm gonna
have to rip off your headCopy !req
216. and drink your brain.Copy !req
217. You're kidding, right?Copy !req
218. No.Copy !req
219. You have three
seconds to run and hideCopy !req
220. like a scared little bunny.Copy !req
221. - Spike...
- I'm closing my eyes.Copy !req
222. Spike, wake up! Spike!Copy !req
223. Oh, my... Oh!Copy !req
224. Ready or not, where's your head?Copy !req
225. Ah! Ha!Copy !req
226. Hey, come here,
you little rabbit!Copy !req
227. Hey, hey!Copy !req
228. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
229. Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!Copy !req
230. Help!Copy !req
231. Wow! What a great party, huh?Copy !req
232. Hey, where's Andre?Copy !req
233. Yeah, where is Andre?
Where's the new guy?Copy !req
234. - I don't know.
- Scooter?Copy !req
235. You got me.Copy !req
236. With that much brew in him,
he couldn't have gotten far.Copy !req
237. Yo, yo. Check out
Sleeping Booty here.Copy !req
238. Oh, oh, oh...Copy !req
239. Drag it in here.Copy !req
240. Look what we got here.Copy !req
241. I'm never drinking
that much again.Copy !req
242. My head is pounding, and
my mouth tastes like leather.Copy !req
243. It's Andre's glove.Copy !req
244. Yeah, and his jacket.Copy !req
245. It doesn't take a geniusCopy !req
246. to figure out what
happened here.Copy !req
247. Sinclair ate him.
He ate our leader.Copy !req
248. Posolutely scarfulated him.Copy !req
249. - Yeah.
- What do you know?Copy !req
250. I didn't know you had it in you.Copy !req
251. Oh, guys, no. No, no,
no. I don't... I couldn't have.Copy !req
252. He was just coming at
me, and I, uh... I, uh...Copy !req
253. I got to go home.Copy !req
254. Where do you think
you're going, pal?Copy !req
255. I gotta go home... Aah!Copy !req
256. We got a bit of unfinished
business between us.Copy !req
257. You look a bit
hung-over there, Rob-O.Copy !req
258. Have a little too much Andre?Copy !req
259. But it must've been an
accident or something.Copy !req
260. Don't make things
difficult, Sinclair.Copy !req
261. You ate our leader.Copy !req
262. Now take what's coming
to you with dignity.Copy !req
263. - Oh, no. No, no.
- Yeah.Copy !req
264. Please, no, no! Please! No!Copy !req
265. - Welcome to the club!
- Welcome to the club!Copy !req
266. The coat looks good.Copy !req
267. Wait a minute. I'm a
member of the Scavengers?Copy !req
268. A member?Copy !req
269. Not quite, Sinclair.Copy !req
270. You're the leader of the pack.Copy !req
271. - Hey!
- All right!Copy !req
272. So you mean to tell meCopy !req
273. your son comes home
after being out all night,Copy !req
274. and you're just going to sit
there and eat your breakfast?Copy !req
275. Apparently not.Copy !req
276. Earl, he needs the
guidance of a mature adult.Copy !req
277. Hey! Who stole the prizeCopy !req
278. out of my Sugar
Frosted Boo Boo Bears?Copy !req
279. Mine!Copy !req
280. Hey, give me that! That's mine.Copy !req
281. No!Copy !req
282. I saw it first. Come
on, give me that.Copy !req
283. Earl.Copy !req
284. How come he gets to
have it? He gets everything.Copy !req
285. Coffee, black.Copy !req
286. Earl, do you have
something to say to your son?Copy !req
287. Hey, neat jacket.Copy !req
288. That's a Scavengers jacket.Copy !req
289. Yeah? So?Copy !req
290. So if they see you wearing
that, they'll rip out your spineCopy !req
291. and make you wear
it as a necklace.Copy !req
292. - Think again, blubber butt...
- Nerd.Copy !req
293. Because I happen
to be their new leader.Copy !req
294. Robbie, the
Scavengers are a vicious,Copy !req
295. brutal bunch of common hoodlums.Copy !req
296. And they made you
their new leader?Copy !req
297. Boy, I'm impressed.Copy !req
298. In a disapproving
kind of way, of course.Copy !req
299. - Robbie...
- Mom, I'm their leader now.Copy !req
300. Maybe I can influence them.Copy !req
301. Maybe they won't be
beating anybody up anymore.Copy !req
302. Look, if I have
anything to do with it,Copy !req
303. they'll really
clean up their act.Copy !req
304. Hey there, guys, it's
me, your new leader.Copy !req
305. You want to knock off
the roughhousing thereCopy !req
306. and come to order?Copy !req
307. Shut up!Copy !req
308. I'm in charge now, maggots.Copy !req
309. You do what I say,
do it when I say it,Copy !req
310. or I'll chew you
up, I'll spit you out,Copy !req
311. - and I'll dance
on your bones.
- Whoa.Copy !req
312. Well, there's no
need to be surly.Copy !req
313. Uh... uh, sorry.Copy !req
314. You don't have to
shout. We're right here.Copy !req
315. Sorry, I, uh...Copy !req
316. Now what?Copy !req
317. Well, chief, uh,Copy !req
318. why don't you take
a seat on your throne,Copy !req
319. and we can discuss
the day's agenda.Copy !req
320. All right.Copy !req
321. All attend now to Robbie,Copy !req
322. the Tentative,Copy !req
323. the Unsure One,Copy !req
324. questionable
replacement for Andre the...Copy !req
325. Arrgh!Copy !req
326. OK, so...Copy !req
327. The Sorely Missed.Copy !req
328. So, what do you guys do for fun?Copy !req
329. Hey, we got a daily schedule.Copy !req
330. Take a look at this.
There you go. Read it.Copy !req
331. "Nine o'clock, find
things to beat up.Copy !req
332. Ten o'clock, beat 'em up.Copy !req
333. Eleven o'clock, beat up
the things next to them."Copy !req
334. - I like that one.
- "Lunch!"Copy !req
335. - Good.
- "Find thingsCopy !req
336. you beat up in the morning
and beat 'em up again."Copy !req
337. So if I get the gist of it,Copy !req
338. we... beat things up?Copy !req
339. Yeah. You got to go
with what you know.Copy !req
340. And I respect that.
I do, I really do.Copy !req
341. 'Cause you've found something
that works, and you do it well.Copy !req
342. - Thanks.
- Well, thanks.Copy !req
343. But you've done it.Copy !req
344. So maybe it's time to move onCopy !req
345. to something very
similar but totally different.Copy !req
346. - Well, tell me.
- What are you talkin' about?Copy !req
347. I'm thinking, you know, why not
make friends with the other packsCopy !req
348. instead of beating each
other up all the time?Copy !req
349. - I don't know.
- Uh, you mean, uh,Copy !req
350. join forces with them?Copy !req
351. That's it. We join forces.Copy !req
352. And beat up civilians!Copy !req
353. No, no. Guys, guys.Copy !req
354. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Guys, guys, guys, guys.Copy !req
355. - What?
- And not beat up anybody.Copy !req
356. Nobody would beat up anybody.Copy !req
357. - What?
- Nobody?Copy !req
358. Ohh! I see! Of course!Copy !req
359. Rather than overt beatings,Copy !req
360. we victimize the
general populaceCopy !req
361. in a more subtle fashion.Copy !req
362. - Ooh.
- Like blackmail.Copy !req
363. Extortion, racketeering.Copy !req
364. An invisible stranglehold
on the music industry!Copy !req
365. - Incoming!
- Aah!Copy !req
366. - Hit the deck!
- What was that?Copy !req
367. Rival pack drive-by eating.Copy !req
368. Why are they trying to kill me?Copy !req
369. Oh, I'm sure they
have a good reason.Copy !req
370. Aha. "Sinclair, you stink."Copy !req
371. There you go.Copy !req
372. Oh. Well, it's signed
"the Predators."Copy !req
373. The Predators!Copy !req
374. What are we gonna do about it?Copy !req
375. Hey! Let's go!Copy !req
376. Hey, wait a minute. I
want out of this right now.Copy !req
377. Hey, sorry, buttercup.Copy !req
378. There is no way out.Copy !req
379. Once you're a Scavenger,Copy !req
380. you're a Scavenger all the way,Copy !req
381. from your first cigaretteCopy !req
382. until you're disemboweledCopy !req
383. in a very messy
retirement ceremony.Copy !req
384. Wait a second, you're telling meCopy !req
385. I get killed by a
rival pack if I stayCopy !req
386. or by my own pack if I go?Copy !req
387. Well, that's the
pack life for you.Copy !req
388. So the only way I get
out of here is if I'm...Copy !req
389. dead.Copy !req
390. Why, Fran? Why?Copy !req
391. Why did he have to do
this? It's such a waste.Copy !req
392. Dad, if you don't buy a casket,
it doesn't look like a real funeral.Copy !req
393. You're dead. Shut up.Copy !req
394. Ahh.Copy !req
395. Dad, if Robbie's gonna
get out of the pack,Copy !req
396. the guys in the Scavengers
have to believe he's really dead,Copy !req
397. and we've all
got to do our part.Copy !req
398. That's why I moved his
stereo equipment into my room.Copy !req
399. Hey! I'm only deadCopy !req
400. until the Scavengers
find a new leader.Copy !req
401. - So?
- So I want all my stuff
put back now.Copy !req
402. Ooh, a threat from
beyond the grave.Copy !req
403. All right, everybody,
here they come.Copy !req
404. You, play dead, OK?Copy !req
405. Yeah. Right.Copy !req
406. Look at the casket,
check out that buffet.Copy !req
407. He must be dead.Copy !req
408. Welcome, fellow mourners.Copy !req
409. Yo, Master Spike,Copy !req
410. exactly how did
rakehead boot the jug?Copy !req
411. Oh...Copy !req
412. In what manner did he die?Copy !req
413. Oh, uh, ah...Copy !req
414. It was sudden...Copy !req
415. Sudden.Copy !req
416. And terrible.Copy !req
417. It was terrible, terrible.Copy !req
418. There was this electrical storm.Copy !req
419. And he was standing nakedCopy !req
420. on top of the hill.Copy !req
421. Uh...Copy !req
422. Uh, and he was
holding a metal pole.Copy !req
423. - Yeah!
- Yeah.Copy !req
424. When... a bus hit him!Copy !req
425. Pow!Copy !req
426. Ahh...Copy !req
427. Ugly!Copy !req
428. Yeah. No buffet for me.Copy !req
429. Me, neither.Copy !req
430. Let's just have the traditionalCopy !req
431. nibble on the deceasedCopy !req
432. - and call it a day, huh?
- Yeah.Copy !req
433. What?Copy !req
434. You're going to eat him?Copy !req
435. Yeah. Hey, sweetheart, why do
you think they call us the Scavengers?Copy !req
436. Spike!Copy !req
437. Spike!Copy !req
438. Well, that's right.Copy !req
439. I forgot about that part.Copy !req
440. Shoo.Copy !req
441. What's going on here?Copy !req
442. - What?
- Huh?Copy !req
443. Get back! It's the
ghost of Andre!Copy !req
444. Why aren't you morons
out there looking for me?Copy !req
445. We thought Sinclair ate you.Copy !req
446. Nobody ate me.Copy !req
447. I got drunk,Copy !req
448. I fell in the swamp, I
floated downstream,Copy !req
449. hit my head, got amnesia,Copy !req
450. was adopted by a family of
beavers, built a couple of dams,Copy !req
451. remembered who I was,Copy !req
452. ate my new parents
and walked back.Copy !req
453. What?Copy !req
454. It never happened to you?Copy !req
455. Oh, well, this is
great. You're not dead.Copy !req
456. Hey, neither am I.Copy !req
457. - What?
- Oh, big mistake.Copy !req
458. I'm so confused.Copy !req
459. Everything's OK
now. Don't you see?Copy !req
460. I didn't eat him. You
got your leader back.Copy !req
461. It's like the whole
thing never happened.Copy !req
462. All right, Fran,Copy !req
463. let's load the buffet in
the coffin and go home.Copy !req
464. Not so fast, tubby.
Because, my spiky little friend,Copy !req
465. it's time for you to die!Copy !req
466. No, no, that's
completely unnecessary.Copy !req
467. You could be the leader again.Copy !req
468. Here, here. Take
your jacket back.Copy !req
469. No!Copy !req
470. I can only regain my titleCopy !req
471. by eating you.Copy !req
472. Uh, yeah, I forgot
that part too.Copy !req
473. Earl, do something.Copy !req
474. Um...Copy !req
475. All right, you, um... punks.Copy !req
476. No, Dad, if I'm ever
gonna stop being a victim,Copy !req
477. I gotta fight my own fights.Copy !req
478. Thank you.Copy !req
479. OK, Andre, it's
just you and me...Copy !req
480. Uh...Copy !req
481. Help me.Copy !req
482. Ahh!Copy !req
483. Well, I think it'll be a whileCopy !req
484. before the Scavengers
mess with Robbie Sinclair.Copy !req
485. Right, Dad?Copy !req
486. That's right, son.Copy !req
487. It was hardly necessaryCopy !req
488. for me to pull Andre
off your lifeless body.Copy !req
489. Did you see that part, Fran?Copy !req
490. You were wonderful, Earl.Copy !req
491. Right up until the moment he
screamed like a girl and blacked out.Copy !req
492. Daddy.Copy !req
493. I spit up on him.Copy !req
494. That was very brave, dear.Copy !req
495. Look! The battling Sinclairs.Copy !req
496. Hey, Spike.Copy !req
497. You guys are tough in a fight.Copy !req
498. Well...Copy !req
499. And you, Mrs.
Sinclair, nice left hook.Copy !req
500. I can see why Mr. Sinclair
considered you quite the catch.Copy !req
501. Mmm.Copy !req
502. And, Mr. S, well, nice
open-hand slapping.Copy !req
503. I'd hate to run into
you at a white sale.Copy !req
504. Gee, thanks.Copy !req
505. Well, Scooter,
looks like you're safe.Copy !req
506. Be a long timeCopy !req
507. before anybody picks
on a Sinclair, huh?Copy !req
508. Yeah.Copy !req
509. Yeah, well, we couldn't have
done it without you, Spike.Copy !req
510. I never would have expected youCopy !req
511. to turn against your own pack.Copy !req
512. Why did you do it?Copy !req
513. Well...Copy !req
514. I don't know, Scooter.Copy !req
515. Mmm. what's for dinner?Copy !req