1. Honey, I'm home.
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a little off the top.
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Dad. I like 'em this way.
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How can you see?
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9. You look like a girl, or a bum.
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11. Fran, am I alone on this one?
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12. - Well...
- Oh, that's right! Undermine my authority.
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their spikes longer.
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17. Obviously, I can't do
anything right, Dad.
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18. My room is a mess, my spikes
are too long, my posture stinks.
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I do is so wrong?
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you the same thing.
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21. You know, I didn't ask to
get hatched into this family.
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keeping you here.
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23. Fine!
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24. Fine!
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25. Don't you walk away from me.
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26. Hey, you did the
right thing, Sinclair.
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want to cut off next.
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30. Yeah, well, like I told you,
it was better in the old days.
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father for supremacy.
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34. - To the death.
- Cool.
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your dad's butt...
- Yeah?
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37. Right.
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38. Marry his wife.
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39. Wouldn't that be my mom?
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40. Eww!
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41. Ugh!
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42. I'm telling you, I'm
never going back.
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43. Hey, no need to. We got
everything you need out here.
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44. You want dinner? We'll catch it.
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45. Yeah, that's right.
We're dinosaurs.
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47. - Dinner!
- Dinner!
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some salad first.
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55. Looks kinda weird.
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59. Yeah...
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I felt really bummed.
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65. I don't know, Scooter. Your
guess is as good as mine.
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more of that plant.
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67. Sure.
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68. Ahh...
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69. Ahh...
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70. There you go.
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71. - You know what would make
this moment perfect?
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73. I love my dad.
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74. Yeah, I love your dad too.
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75. I love everybody's dad.
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77. You know what? I'm
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81. Dad...
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83. Couldn't cut it out
there in the cold world.
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84. Want to be back under Daddy's
roof, eating Daddy's food.
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85. That's gonna take an attitude
adjustment from you, sonny boy.
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more than life itself.
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completely wrong
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just out in the woods
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Spike, I felt so happy
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97. I came right home to
share it with my dad.
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98. Wait a minute. Are you telling
me this plant made you happy?
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99. - Yeah.
- That's the dumbest thing
I ever heard.
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102. Look, I'll prove it to you.
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103. See? Nothing.
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104. Oh! Whoa, whoa!
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107. Oh, Dad, I can't believe we've
known each other for so long,
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109. Oh, we won't make
that mistake again, son.
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110. Yeah...
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111. Come on. Get up, big guy.
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112. - Happy to.
- I'm happy you're happy.
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113. Oh, it's plant time.
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114. Here. Have some of this.
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115. Plant time, plant
time, plant time...
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117. Are you two still fighting?
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118. Oh, look, it's Charlene!
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119. Hi, Charlene.
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120. How are you?
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121. You guys have changed.
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122. Wow. Look, she's talking.
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127. Absolutely.
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special happy food.
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the last one up.
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131. Oh, good morning, perfect wife.
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132. Good morning, Earl.
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133. What are you eating?
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134. It's a plant Robbie
found in the forest.
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135. It's made us very happy.
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136. A plant that makes you
happy? Oh, that's nice.
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137. Earl, shouldn't you be
getting ready for work?
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138. I'm happy right here.
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139. Hey, look! It's Mom!
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140. Are you happy, Fran?
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141. Well, I'd be happier if you
were on your way to work.
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142. Then I'm on my way.
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143. Bye, Dad. You're
great. Love you.
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144. Bye.
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146. I just realized
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147. I don't wear any pants.
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148. Falling trees!
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149. - Watch it, idiot!
- Get your helmet on!
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150. There you go.
That oughta get it.
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152. Huh?
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153. What? Oh, happy morning, guys.
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154. Hey, where you been, pally boy?
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155. Richfield's been looking
for you all morning.
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156. Oh, really? It is so nice
of him to be concerned.
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157. This is the happiest
moment of my life.
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158. No, wait.
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161. This is.
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162. Oh, life just keeps
getting better and better.
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163. Hey, maybe it's just me,
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unusually happy this morning.
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165. Hey, Earl, uh, you havin' some
kind of brain problem there?
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166. Guys, I have discovered
the key to eternal bliss.
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167. - Huh?
- Huh?
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168. Lunchbox?
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169. - Hmm.
- Ooh.
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170. It's in this simple plant,
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174. Sinclair, in here now!
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175. Doesn't he have
the neatest yell?
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176. Oh, presents.
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178. Coming.
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179. Hoo-hoo!
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181. Sinclair, you were
late this morning.
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187. I'm trying to think
of one good reason
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and spit down your throat!
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189. You don't fool
me, Mr. Richfield.
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190. You may play the grouchy
grump, but I know the real you.
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191. You want to run
through a meadow.
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summer sun on your freckled face.
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194. Aah!
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boy yearning to be set free.
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197. Set him free, B.P.
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little boy inside of me
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200. And I'm having
his sister for lunch!
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201. Oh, you are a
witty wordsmith, sir.
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202. Sinclair, I ought to kill
you and your whole family,
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203. but I'd probably get in
trouble with the union.
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204. As it is there's only
one thing I can do to you.
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205. You're fired, Sinclair!
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206. Fired, fired, fired!
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207. Fired? That means I don't
have to come to work anymore.
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208. Oh, this is the best
day ever! Oh, thank you!
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209. - Oh, thank you, sir.
- Blah!
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210. Thank you, thank you, thank you!
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211. Oh, joy! Oh, joy!
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216. Wow.
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218. Baby on fire!
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220. Hello?
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maybe we're being watched?
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like, all the time,
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hidden in the walls,
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226. - Or there! Or there!
- Huh?
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whole lives are on TV
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universe somewhere.
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230. Yeah. Yeah, and if they
stopped watching us,
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232. - Whoa!
- Whoa!
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system based on 10
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239. Hmm?
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240. - Sister?
- Hey. Hi.
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241. - Look, it's a baby.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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his arms and legs move.
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246. Oh, I could stand here
and watch him all day.
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247. - Yeah.
- Wow.
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248. - I want...
- Ooh.
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250. Again!
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253. - Where is Mother?
- Look, everybody, it's Fran.
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254. - Hi, Fran.
- Hi, Fran.
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supposed to be someplace.
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257. Hey, Charlene, we're
always someplace.
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258. - Whoa...
- Whoa...
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260. No, Mama couldn't buy
any groceries at the market
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to take our check.
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262. Apparently, there's no
money in the account.
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263. How could there be? I haven't
been to work in the longest time.
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264. - What are you saying?
- I got fired a week ago.
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moment of my life.
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266. No, wait, this is. No, wait...
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267. Stop that! You've been leaving the house
every morning. Where have you been going?
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268. For the first couple of days,
I just stood in the driveway,
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269. but after a while that
stopped being fulfilling,
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272. You mean high school?
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273. Well, I started
off in high school,
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back to junior high.
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277. This is crazy.
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278. No, no, no, it's OK.
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279. Now I'm past my awkward
phase, I'm making friends.
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280. Hey, I'm even going out for
cheerleader. Fight 'em! Fight 'em!
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281. Earl, this has got to stop.
Our family is coming apart!
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282. And I'm beginning to think
this happy plant is a bad thing.
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283. Hey, Mom, what could be bad about
something that makes you feel good?
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287. Give me some food!
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288. Oh, I'll get you some
food, sweetheart.
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289. It's about time!
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290. All these jars are empty!
Who ate all the food?
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291. Well, we finished off
everything in the refrigerator.
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293. Uh-huh. We even finished
the baking soda in the back.
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294. We have no food,
we have no money!
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295. - We'll live on love.
- Earl, that's it!
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to Mr. Richfield's office,
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297. and you are going to beg
him to give you your job back!
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298. But I'll miss my pep rally!
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299. And you are not
taking this with you.
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from this as possible,
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working environment.
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302. Hey, Eddie boy, join the party.
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303. You guys are making
fun of me, aren't you?
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304. No, we're just happy.
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more of the plant.
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306. No, no, no, I don't
like the happy plant.
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307. I used to like the happy plant.
Now it just makes me paranoid.
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makes me paranoid.
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309. You all think I'm
paranoid, don't you?
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313. Hey there, guys.
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314. Huh?
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for a little nibble?
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now on I'd appreciate it
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away from my husband.
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320. Whoa! Looks like somebody didn't
eat her happy plant this morning.
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some of that plant?
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very sorry he offended you,
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he can have his job...
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327. You're talking about
me in here, aren't you?
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328. No, Ed. Please, leave us alone.
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talk about me, won't you?
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331. We're sorry, Mr. Richfield. It's
just that we're out of money...
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332. Sinclair, my eyes have
opened in the last few days.
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of this company,
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and eat the happy plant.
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side as my assistant!
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and getting paid for it!
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- Dad, shh!
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to be the bottom of the pyramid.
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plant. I got to get happy.
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but seeds and stems.
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I need some, I need some.
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- It's mine!
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- What?
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family has come to?
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your lives with that plant,
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and watch it. We're leaving,
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until you clean yourselves up.
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is a little messy,
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food, no money, no job.
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and I can't get up. Hey...
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upside down is "wow."
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in this spot all week?
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'cause I got this.
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- Wow.
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real and lasting in our lives
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- No more plant.
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to destroy the plant
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tempted to use it again.
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would be an act of weakness.
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than the plant.
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here to remind us
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temptation in the world
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always be strong!
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it's a good idea too,
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week. Towel, please.
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- Yeah, thanks.
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457. but you know me
as Robbie Sinclair
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458. on the adult-themed
mega-hit Dinosaurs.
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459. - Hey, great show, Robbie!
- Thanks, Dimitri.
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460. But it got a little
preachy toward the end.
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461. Indeed, it did. You see, folks,
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462. drugs are a major problem
in our society. Thanks.
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463. Drugs ruin lives,
divide families
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464. and lead to heavy-handed,
preachy sitcom episodes like this one.
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465. Of course, we manage to keep
it delightfully funny and upbeat,
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466. but other shows aren't so lucky.
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467. There's an epidemic
in television today
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468. that threatens the very fiber
of the comedy we hold so dear.
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469. When one show does
an anti-drug episode,
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470. other shows feel
pressured to do one too.
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471. Now they're even going
after the younger shows.
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472. We've only been on for a year,
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473. and here I am
talking to the camera.
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474. So come on, say no to drugs.
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475. Help put a stop to preachy
sitcom endings like this one.
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476. It's up to you to
make a difference.
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