1. Honey, I'm home.Copy !req
2. Welcome back to Dirty Dare!Copy !req
3. As you can see,Copy !req
4. I've covered both
our contestantsCopy !req
5. with chunks of meat. Oh...Copy !req
6. Next we're going to throw
them into the pit 'o wild dogsCopy !req
7. where they'll try and
find the one unlocked doorCopy !req
8. that leads to safety
and our grand prizeCopy !req
9. $25 savings bondCopy !req
10. and candy!Copy !req
11. - Wow, yeah!
- Sound easy?Copy !req
12. Well, it won't be,
wearing these high heels.Copy !req
13. Come on, come
on. It's all in fun.Copy !req
14. - Again!
- Blood.Copy !req
15. You know, there's a
lot of housework to do,Copy !req
16. and it wouldn't hurt you to
get off your big green buttsCopy !req
17. and give me a hand around here.Copy !req
18. Jeez! Fran, what
you choose to doCopy !req
19. in your free time's up to you.Copy !req
20. We wanna watch television.Copy !req
21. And now that we have cable,Copy !req
22. our TV's become a
rocket sled to adventure.Copy !req
23. Buckle up, kids. Yeah!Copy !req
24. Hi, and welcome to The
Hat Channel, 24 hours a dayCopy !req
25. of hat news, hat features
and hat happenings.Copy !req
26. Oh, great. Hat news.Copy !req
27. Oh, Fran, there's so much
out there to see and do.Copy !req
28. And now, we can experience
it all without leaving our chairs.Copy !req
29. The fire swept through
two square city blocks.Copy !req
30. Miraculously, no
hats were damaged.Copy !req
31. Yipee. There's some good news.Copy !req
32. Dad, you're lingering.Copy !req
33. Oh, right.Copy !req
34. Hello. You're on the air,
and I'm Just Listening.Copy !req
35. Did you have a personal
problem you wanted to talk about?Copy !req
36. Yes, it's my son. He
won't speak to me.Copy !req
37. Really? That's too bad.
Kids can be like that.Copy !req
38. Well, good luck.Copy !req
39. Hello. You're on the air.Copy !req
40. What's on your mind today?Copy !req
41. Hi. I've got a
problem with my boss.Copy !req
42. Oh, gee. Problems
at work are the worst.Copy !req
43. I hope everything turns out OK.Copy !req
44. Bye.Copy !req
45. Hi. I'm Just Listening.
What's your problem?Copy !req
46. It's amazing, isn't it, Mike?Copy !req
47. Not only does it give my
car a showroom shine,Copy !req
48. it improves my gas mileage
and cured my spastic colon.Copy !req
49. Wait a minute.Copy !req
50. I know it's hard to believe.Copy !req
51. But they couldn't
say it if it wasn't true.Copy !req
52. No, no, no, go back
to that talk show.Copy !req
53. Fran, I'm paying
for 162 stations here,Copy !req
54. and I'm not gonna waste my moneyCopy !req
55. looking at just one of them
for more than eight seconds.Copy !req
56. But at least the last
one had real dinosaursCopy !req
57. talking about real problems.Copy !req
58. Ho-ho, kids.Copy !req
59. Looks like the cable
bug's got your mother.Copy !req
60. Slide over and welcome
her to the dynamic worldCopy !req
61. of watching other
folks doing stuff.Copy !req
62. Yeah, come on, Mom.Copy !req
63. Hello. You're on the air.Copy !req
64. My name is Liz. I have
a really big problem.Copy !req
65. Oh, that's too bad.
Let's take another call.Copy !req
66. Hello. You're on the air.Copy !req
67. You're on the air,
and I'm Just Listening.Copy !req
68. Hi. I don't think my
life's not worth living.Copy !req
69. I'm on a cellular phone,
and I'm on this high ledge.Copy !req
70. That's rough.
Hope you get over it.Copy !req
71. If things work out,
give us a jingle.Copy !req
72. Come on, jump!Copy !req
73. Hungry. Closer.
Come on! Come on!Copy !req
74. Hello, Mama!Copy !req
75. You know what the
problem is with this show?Copy !req
76. It's the host. He
doesn't do anything.Copy !req
77. I'm going to call him.Copy !req
78. What?Copy !req
79. Hey, where you going?Copy !req
80. I'm hungry!Copy !req
81. Ohh.Copy !req
82. Ahh.Copy !req
83. Mm-hm.Copy !req
84. Ooh, look what I made. Art.Copy !req
85. You're on the air.
What's your problem?Copy !req
86. Hi, my name's Fran.Copy !req
87. I've been watching your
show since yesterday.Copy !req
88. I'd like to make a suggestion.Copy !req
89. It's the mama! The
mama fell in the TV.Copy !req
90. I think that instead of
just listening to dinosaursCopy !req
91. tell you their problems,
you should try to help them.Copy !req
92. Well, it's always nice
to hear suggestions.Copy !req
93. Thanks for calling.Copy !req
94. No, I'm serious.Copy !req
95. You could give them
advice, tell them thingsCopy !req
96. that might actually
solve their problems.Copy !req
97. That's fascinating. Well,
gotta take another call.Copy !req
98. - Excuse me. Fran, is it?
- Yes.Copy !req
99. The name's Jerry Valentine.
I'm the show's producer.Copy !req
100. You may be on to something
with this whole advice angle.Copy !req
101. Hang on, Jer, I don't
give advice. I just listen.Copy !req
102. See? Just Listenin'.Copy !req
103. You are so threatened
by the tiniest suggestions.Copy !req
104. Isn't that interesting?Copy !req
105. The lady gave me an idea.Copy !req
106. If you could just
give it half a chance.Copy !req
107. Look, Jer, as long as I'm here,Copy !req
108. I'm Just Listenin'.
You got that?Copy !req
109. And if you don't like it,Copy !req
110. you can find
yourself a new host.Copy !req
111. I appreciate your
sending the car for me,Copy !req
112. but I do have a
roast in the oven.Copy !req
113. Look, forget the roast.Copy !req
114. You've got talent, kid.Copy !req
115. I mean, talent is a divine gift.Copy !req
116. To squander it
would be... a sin.Copy !req
117. Now, don't say anything
to upset the sponsor.Copy !req
118. - Here we go.
- What?Copy !req
119. And now it's time
for Just Advisin'Copy !req
120. with your host Fran Sinclair!Copy !req
121. What do you mean,
don't upset the sponsor?Copy !req
122. What do you think
I should... say?Copy !req
123. Lights. Yes! And...Copy !req
124. - Hi.
- Action!Copy !req
125. - I'm Fran.
- Yeah.Copy !req
126. Huh? Come on.Copy !req
127. Take a call.Copy !req
128. Huh?Copy !req
129. Push the button, Fran.Copy !req
130. Oh, uh...Copy !req
131. Uh, hello. Ooh!Copy !req
132. Uh, hello.Copy !req
133. Hi, Fran, the
reason I'm calling is,Copy !req
134. I'm not sure, but I
think my husbandCopy !req
135. may be having an affair.Copy !req
136. Oh. Well, uh...
gee, maybe, um...Copy !req
137. Maybe you should ask him.Copy !req
138. Ask him! Wow! Incredible advice.Copy !req
139. Thanks.Copy !req
140. Ooh! Powerful stuff, Fran.Copy !req
141. Yeah?Copy !req
142. Ground-breaking. Do it again.Copy !req
143. Oh. Uh, hello.
You're on the air.Copy !req
144. Hi, Fran. Love your
show. Never miss it.Copy !req
145. Thanks, but I've only
been on about a minute.Copy !req
146. Well, you're doing a great job.Copy !req
147. I'm having a problems
with my teenage son.Copy !req
148. He refuses to walk
on his hind legsCopy !req
149. like the rest of the family.Copy !req
150. Should I snap his neck or what?Copy !req
151. If it were my son, I
wouldn't snap his neckCopy !req
152. right off the bat. He may
just be going through a phase.Copy !req
153. You're right. I've
been terribly unfair.Copy !req
154. Thank you, Fran. You
saved my life and my son's.Copy !req
155. Yes!Copy !req
156. Men, do you sufferCopy !req
157. from short attention spans?Copy !req
158. Yeah.Copy !req
159. Why don't you try
letting your husbandCopy !req
160. think he's won the argumentCopy !req
161. and then do what
you want anyway?Copy !req
162. I know that's what I
do with my husband.Copy !req
163. Hey, Earl, isn't that your wife?Copy !req
164. Hello. You're on the air.Copy !req
165. Gee, and I thought
you brought the TV inCopy !req
166. so we could watch the game.Copy !req
167. What's your wife
doing with a job?Copy !req
168. Yeah, wives don't
work. They're wives.Copy !req
169. If they worked,
they'd be husbands.Copy !req
170. That's not my wife
or my husband.Copy !req
171. Uh... boy,Copy !req
172. I have to make a phone callCopy !req
173. about something
totally unrelated.Copy !req
174. Duh...Copy !req
175. Well, it sure looks like Fran,Copy !req
176. and she's got the same name.Copy !req
177. But it's absurd that she
should have her own TV show.Copy !req
178. Maybe it's her sister.Copy !req
179. Roy, that's nuts!Copy !req
180. Her sister wouldn't
have the same name.Copy !req
181. I don't know.Copy !req
182. My brother Roy says it
happens more than you'd think.Copy !req
183. Uhh.Copy !req
184. Well, I don't know.Copy !req
185. Just tell your
husband not to takeCopy !req
186. the whole paper with him.Copy !req
187. Hi. You're on the air.Copy !req
188. Hello, is this my
wife? Please say no.Copy !req
189. - Earl?
- Oh, jeez!Copy !req
190. Hey! Hey, Earl!Copy !req
191. You're on TV!Copy !req
192. What's going on out here?Copy !req
193. Huh? Oh, Uh... uh,
nothing. Nothing at all.Copy !req
194. We're just having
fun at Earl's expense.Copy !req
195. Oh, humiliation.
Great stuff! I want in!Copy !req
196. Channel 86, boss.Copy !req
197. Earl, I'm working.Copy !req
198. That's impossible. You were
in the kitchen just this morning.Copy !req
199. Can we please talk
about this at home?Copy !req
200. Yeah, Earl, after
you make dinner!Copy !req
201. Dinner! That's great!Copy !req
202. Guys, I'd like to be alone
with my wife, please.Copy !req
203. Roy, turn off the set!Copy !req
204. No problem, pally-boy.Copy !req
205. Here you go, complete privacy.Copy !req
206. Hey! What'd you do that for?Copy !req
207. Give me that. There.Copy !req
208. Earl, I can't talk about
this now. I have other calls.Copy !req
209. We will talk about it now,
Fran, because I say so,Copy !req
210. and I am the mighty
megalosaurus...Copy !req
211. Thank you.Copy !req
212. Hey, she got you, Sinclair!Copy !req
213. Made you look like
a thundering boobCopy !req
214. in front of millions of viewers.Copy !req
215. "and so the woolly
mammoth learnedCopy !req
216. if you marry something
smaller than you,Copy !req
217. you have to always be
careful where you step."Copy !req
218. Oh, tough lesson.Copy !req
219. Mm-hm.Copy !req
220. Read another one.Copy !req
221. No. I think that's
enough for now.Copy !req
222. OK.Copy !req
223. Then feed me! Feed me!Copy !req
224. That I can do.Copy !req
225. Good, good, good. Feed me.Copy !req
226. What do you want?Copy !req
227. Baby bottle, please.Copy !req
228. There you go.Copy !req
229. Thank you.Copy !req
230. Ah, good, good,
good. Ha, ha, ha.Copy !req
231. - There you go.
- Gimme, gimme.Copy !req
232. Gimme. Mmm. Ahh.Copy !req
233. Will you look at this?Copy !req
234. My wife goes off and gets a jobCopy !req
235. and leaves our precious
bundle of joy here all alone.Copy !req
236. I'm here.Copy !req
237. Fine, all alone with Monica.Copy !req
238. Earl, the baby and I are
getting along just fine.Copy !req
239. Monica, you can't possibly
replace the bond of loveCopy !req
240. between a parent and a child.Copy !req
241. Poor motherless thing.Copy !req
242. Not the Monica!Copy !req
243. I think I can
handle it from here.Copy !req
244. Hi, Dad.Copy !req
245. Is Mom back from work yet?Copy !req
246. Look at them, orphans
crying out for their mother,Copy !req
247. wailing against this injustice.Copy !req
248. Personally, I'm proud of her.Copy !req
249. Yeah, hey, she's
practically a celebrity.Copy !req
250. - Yeah. Jeez.
- Jeez.Copy !req
251. Look, you two, when
your mother gets home,Copy !req
252. you better act betrayed
and abandoned,Copy !req
253. or you're both out of here.Copy !req
254. Earl, Fran's now
a working female.Copy !req
255. She's under a lot of pressure.Copy !req
256. And right now, what she
needs more than anythingCopy !req
257. from her loving husband
is understanding,Copy !req
258. compassion and support.Copy !req
259. Not a chance, tootsie.Copy !req
260. I see your radical
agenda at work here.Copy !req
261. What agenda?Copy !req
262. You want the wives out of the
houses and into the workforceCopy !req
263. so they're fulfilledCopy !req
264. and their husbands have
a new respect for themCopy !req
265. and the sexes live
together in harmony.Copy !req
266. And then, uh...Copy !req
267. I don't have all the pieces
to your diabolical scheme.Copy !req
268. You sense a threat to
your male-dominated world.Copy !req
269. You got that right.Copy !req
270. You've gotta stop
hitting your daddyCopy !req
271. on the head with
that juice bottle.Copy !req
272. - Ha, ha, ha.
- I'm home!Copy !req
273. Oh.Copy !req
274. How can I say
this nicely? Get out.Copy !req
275. You two, act abandoned.Copy !req
276. No way.Copy !req
277. Hey, look hungry.Copy !req
278. Sorry.Copy !req
279. Bye, kids. Good luck.Copy !req
280. Where have you been?Copy !req
281. - I was out.
- Out. My point exactly.Copy !req
282. You were out at some
job I didn't know aboutCopy !req
283. when you should have been
here, putting dinner on the table.Copy !req
284. What's that on the table?Copy !req
285. - Dinner.
- Wow! Takeout food.Copy !req
286. And it's still kicking,
very expensive.Copy !req
287. Oh, I see your little game.Copy !req
288. You skip out on the family,Copy !req
289. then you try to weasel
your way back inCopy !req
290. with expensive culinary
delights we can't afford.Copy !req
291. - Spit that out!
- Ow!Copy !req
292. It's going back
to the restaurant.Copy !req
293. Hey, I had a hat.Copy !req
294. Oh. Oh. Here you go.Copy !req
295. Yeah.Copy !req
296. Thanks.Copy !req
297. Earl, we can afford it.Copy !req
298. I got an advance on
my first week's salary.Copy !req
299. I know. It's very exciting.Copy !req
300. You got yourself a little job,Copy !req
301. and you're making
yourself a little money,Copy !req
302. Hey, hubba-hubba, pally-boy.Copy !req
303. Looking good.Copy !req
304. Yeah. Check out the
tie. Matching plaid.Copy !req
305. Oh!Copy !req
306. Can't even see it.Copy !req
307. Yeah. Sure sign of quality.Copy !req
308. Oh, and, uh, check
out the handkerchief.Copy !req
309. What handkerchief?Copy !req
310. Am I styling or what?Copy !req
311. So, what gives?
You win the lotteryCopy !req
312. or maybe a rich
relative got eaten?Copy !req
313. It's the wife.Copy !req
314. Oh, gee, I'm sorry to hear that.Copy !req
315. I always liked Fran.Copy !req
316. No, no, she's still alive.Copy !req
317. And what's better,
she's making money.Copy !req
318. Hey!Copy !req
319. And I'm being taken care of.Copy !req
320. Ooh!Copy !req
321. I think I'll go get
my nails done todayCopy !req
322. and maybe bikini wax.Copy !req
323. Hey Earl. Nice hat.Copy !req
324. Hey, what's that smell?Copy !req
325. Oh, that.Copy !req
326. It's an expensive
fragrance that Fran got me.Copy !req
327. Nice, huh?Copy !req
328. It makes me feel as fresh
as a bright summer's day.Copy !req
329. Gee, sometimes I
feel... not so fresh.Copy !req
330. Sinclair, now!Copy !req
331. Whoa! He forgot
to say, "Get in here."Copy !req
332. Well, I think he feels
comfortable enough with usCopy !req
333. that he doesn't have to.Copy !req
334. Thanks for calling,
and line two...Copy !req
335. Yes, my captain.Copy !req
336. Your wife's show.Copy !req
337. Oh, it's completely out of my
hands, sir. There's nothing...Copy !req
338. My wife loves it.Copy !req
339. Oh. Thank you, sir.Copy !req
340. I always try to encourage
my Fran to speak her mind.Copy !req
341. But I hate it!Copy !req
342. But not to speak
her mind so muchCopy !req
343. that it could possibly
bother or offend anyone.Copy !req
344. That was her idea completely.Copy !req
345. I kind of like the partsCopy !req
346. where she uses you
as her idiot example,Copy !req
347. and you get humiliated.Copy !req
348. Oh. Thank you.Copy !req
349. What I don't like is, is put
ideas into my wife's head.Copy !req
350. And my wife's head
is no place for ideas.Copy !req
351. - No.
- No wife's head is.Copy !req
352. It's too dangerous.Copy !req
353. Could rip apart the
very fabric of our society.Copy !req
354. You understand.Copy !req
355. I... Uh, uh...Copy !req
356. I want to so badly.Copy !req
357. Get your wife off the TV!Copy !req
358. Ah, well, that
could be difficult, sir.Copy !req
359. You see, she's
fulfilled and happyCopy !req
360. and making what I'd call an
obscene amount of money.Copy !req
361. Hmm.Copy !req
362. Earl, I don't want to meddle
into your personal affairs,Copy !req
363. but as your friend and mentor,Copy !req
364. I advise you to be careful.Copy !req
365. Am I in more danger
than usual, sir?Copy !req
366. Why, sure.Copy !req
367. Wife starts making
money, next thing you know,Copy !req
368. she'll want to have
more of what they call...Copy !req
369. input.Copy !req
370. Input?Copy !req
371. Oh, yeah. Very dangerous.Copy !req
372. Female starts to make money,Copy !req
373. she tends to get more
bossy around the house.Copy !req
374. Input. Watch out for it.Copy !req
375. Well, that's not going to
happen with my Frannie.Copy !req
376. 'Cause before I
let her input me,Copy !req
377. I'm going to take all
the stuff she bought me,Copy !req
378. load it in the car and
return some of it. Ha!Copy !req
379. Fran, I'm home,
and I'm starving.Copy !req
380. Is dinner ready?Copy !req
381. Earl, I'm home,
and I'm starving.Copy !req
382. Is dinner ready?Copy !req
383. Dinner?Copy !req
384. I'd love some. Thank you.Copy !req
385. Well, then why don't
you make something?Copy !req
386. Oh, Earl, I'm too tired.Copy !req
387. Would you mind running outCopy !req
388. and picking something up?Copy !req
389. Money.Copy !req
390. I see. I see.Copy !req
391. So this is your inputCopy !req
392. into the dinner decision, is it?Copy !req
393. Would you rather we
had something delivered?Copy !req
394. Oh, something delivered.Copy !req
395. Some more input, hey, Fran?Copy !req
396. What are you talking about?Copy !req
397. Right. That's it. Job's over.Copy !req
398. Tomorrow you quit.Copy !req
399. I am not quitting.Copy !req
400. - Oh, yes, you are, Fran.
- No, I'm not, Earl.Copy !req
401. I've made my decision,
and I am the husband.Copy !req
402. Need I say more?Copy !req
403. Husbands can be so pigheaded.Copy !req
404. Maybe I needed to say more.Copy !req
405. That's why communication
is so important.Copy !req
406. When you say communication,Copy !req
407. do you mean like throwing
a frying pan at him?Copy !req
408. Well, I've certainly wanted
to do that with my husband.Copy !req
409. But I'm sure it's not easy
being a male dinosaur,Copy !req
410. working your tail
off day after day,Copy !req
411. getting yelled at by your bossCopy !req
412. just so your family
can have a better life.Copy !req
413. Now that I'm working, I know
what the pressure feels like.Copy !req
414. It makes me sympathetic
to what males go through,Copy !req
415. although it's not easy.Copy !req
416. Hey, I wonder if that
was meant for me?Copy !req
417. Well, I think you
married yourselfCopy !req
418. a pretty deep dinosaur
there, pally-boy.Copy !req
419. Yeah. Well, she
does the best she can.Copy !req
420. Yeah.Copy !req
421. Hey, that's lunch.
Long morning, huh?Copy !req
422. Let's go see
what's on the truck.Copy !req
423. You got it.Copy !req
424. Hi, this is Fran.
You're on the air.Copy !req
425. Hi, Fran. It's Frank.Copy !req
426. I had this showCopy !req
427. when it was called Just
Listenin', you remember?Copy !req
428. Oh, sure, Frank.
How have you been?Copy !req
429. Fine. Thanks.Copy !req
430. Giving advice is
a big improvementCopy !req
431. - over just listening.
- Yeah.Copy !req
432. But I think your audience, Fran,Copy !req
433. is ready for the next step,
something more visual.Copy !req
434. Oh, like what?Copy !req
435. Off the top of my head,Copy !req
436. why don't you have
couples that don't get alongCopy !req
437. come on the show and
resolve their problemsCopy !req
438. by throwing things
at each other?Copy !req
439. That just sounds like a
shameless grab for ratings.Copy !req
440. Frank? Yeah, Jerry.Copy !req
441. Listen, run that
throwing thing conceptCopy !req
442. by me again, will you?Copy !req
443. Yuck.Copy !req
444. What's the matter with you?Copy !req
445. This milk tastes bad.Copy !req
446. It's all that's
left. Deal with it.Copy !req
447. Ow!Copy !req
448. I feel better now.Copy !req
449. I can't believe this.Copy !req
450. I threw these dirty clothes
on the floor this morning,Copy !req
451. I come home.
They're still there.Copy !req
452. I mean, what's going on?Copy !req
453. Mom's working. That's
why we're drinking sour milk.Copy !req
454. You know, I was all for
this Mom gets a job thingCopy !req
455. when it was just more money,Copy !req
456. but now it's starting
to inconvenience me.Copy !req
457. These clothes are
not getting any cleaner.Copy !req
458. Well, why don't you
just go and wash them?Copy !req
459. Oh, yeah? Why don't you
just go buy some more milk?Copy !req
460. - Oh, yeah?
- Yeah!Copy !req
461. Look what's happening to us.Copy !req
462. What?Copy !req
463. I'm sorry.Copy !req
464. I'm not seriously suggestingCopy !req
465. you do your own laundry.Copy !req
466. - Yes, he is.
- Yeah. I'm sorry too.Copy !req
467. - I know you're not the enemy.
- That's right.Copy !req
468. Mom is.Copy !req
469. Hi, kids.Copy !req
470. Dad? Dad, listen.Copy !req
471. Remember when you wanted
us to gang up against Mom?Copy !req
472. - Well, we're ready now.
- Definitely.Copy !req
473. Look, kids, I know
times are tough,Copy !req
474. but your mom's doing somethingCopy !req
475. she finds enriching
and rewarding.Copy !req
476. So?Copy !req
477. So until she realizes it's not,Copy !req
478. we've all gotta pitch in
and take over her chores.Copy !req
479. - Aw!
- Dinner.Copy !req
480. Can't you just re-marry?Copy !req
481. Where's the mama?Copy !req
482. - Oh, you want the mama?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
483. No problem.Copy !req
484. She's coming right up.Copy !req
485. Welcome back to Just
Throwing With Frank.Copy !req
486. Whoa!Copy !req
487. I should never
have asked you out!Copy !req
488. Oh! Aah!Copy !req
489. You and your dirty socks!Copy !req
490. Hey, where's the mama?Copy !req
491. I don't know.Copy !req
492. - I'm right here.
- There's the mama!Copy !req
493. The mama got out of the TV!Copy !req
494. Frannie, what are
you doing here?Copy !req
495. I quit my job.Copy !req
496. You quit?Copy !req
497. Oh, hallelujah.Copy !req
498. Oh, I'm sorry, Fran.Copy !req
499. I know I should be
more supportive,Copy !req
500. but gee, that's good news.Copy !req
501. - Well, what happened, Mom?
- Yeah.Copy !req
502. They wanted the
show to have more...Copy !req
503. What do they call
it? Oh, yeah. Edge.Copy !req
504. Ooh!Copy !req
505. Yay!Copy !req
506. Hey, I was watching that!Copy !req
507. - It's better not to.
- Oh.Copy !req
508. Well, glad to have
you back, Mom.Copy !req
509. Here's your apron.Copy !req
510. And here's the
laundry. We missed you.Copy !req
511. But now you're back
where you belong.Copy !req
512. Home for good.Copy !req
513. Ahh, Mama.Copy !req
514. Good to have you home.Copy !req
515. Thank you, everyone. Ahh.Copy !req
516. Mama back.Copy !req
517. But I'm not home for good.Copy !req
518. What?Copy !req
519. Oh, you mean you're
going out to pick up dinner?Copy !req
520. No, I mean I enjoyed working,Copy !req
521. and I'm going to
look for another job.Copy !req
522. - What?
- Oh!Copy !req
523. Earl, it's just a job.
I'll still be your wife.Copy !req
524. And I'll still be your mother.Copy !req
525. I'll always be those things,Copy !req
526. but that doesn't
mean that's all I am.Copy !req
527. Well, if it's a job
you really want,Copy !req
528. then I say...Copy !req
529. what's in it for us?Copy !req
530. My happiness, Earl.Copy !req
531. And if one member of
this family isn't happy,Copy !req
532. then none of us will be.Copy !req
533. Believe me, that's the truth.Copy !req
534. Oh, Fran, I guess we could try.Copy !req
535. I don't know anything
about running the house.Copy !req
536. For instance, on
these frozen dinners,Copy !req
537. when they says preheat the oven,Copy !req
538. do they mean the whole ovenCopy !req
539. or just the space inside?Copy !req
540. Why don't I cook dinner tonight?Copy !req
541. Then, afterwards,
we'll have a few drinks,Copy !req
542. send the kids up to bed,Copy !req
543. and then I'll introduce
you to the kitchen.Copy !req
544. Duh...Copy !req