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on my astronomy test.
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a living. You figure it out.
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seen my bowling ball?
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on the company team.
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loan to snakes...
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commission. What will you do?
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stress and mindless,
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Here's some more.
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that poor fellow at work yet?
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- So?
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a female, eh, Sinclair?
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You can't be serious.
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about this sort of thing.
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compliment her handbag,
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more than that.
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the real estate exam
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score in my class.
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very first day on the job.
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housing market, I must...
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your handbag.
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I don't have hands.
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such a dainty little thing,
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requires such strength
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technical knowledge.
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got some bad news.
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a female tree-pusher.
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to foreman Harris.
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why don't you come with me
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left a few roots, sweetheart.
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a lot of late nights,
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go out for a few brews.
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are the lowest form of life.
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short of a pension too.
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Monica was completely unfair.
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she could get her job back.
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teacher appreciated your effort.
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the chances we deserve.
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the whole world, Charlene,
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- Yes?
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of this special hearing.
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it cost us next to nothing.
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Handupme reporting live
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corporate hearing room.
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foreman Al "Sexual" Harris.
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chairman B.P. Richfield
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hearing to order.
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- Shut up!
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it in an orderly fashion.
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week of "Honest Jim's
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for the past 22 years,
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been a prostitute!
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kids are watching?
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repetitive story lines.
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saying those kinds of things,
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strangest thing to me.
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how much I weigh."
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what "Sexual" Harris Meant.
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can best be served
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esteemed colleague...
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very attractive female.
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and a work shirt.
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the insinuation
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for this kind of behavior.
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describe for us, in detail,
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you have on at the moment?
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how that's relevant.
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putting herself through this.
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find another job?
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against injustice,
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of females everywhere.
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might also include
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deserted island?
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scantily-clad young females
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marmalade all over you...
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Thank you! Thank you!
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been treated very poorly.
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courage for coming forward.
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on my character.
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backward opinions
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- What's it mean?
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sincerity and class.
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her. Know anyone?
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as long as I've known her
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cheats on her taxes."
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candor, Mr. Sinclair.
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when I say "jump,"
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someone should testify
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fair that all sides
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fully explored.
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you've said about Monica,
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responsible individual
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your testimony, Mrs. Sinclair.
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just a young girl,
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Mrs. Sinclair.
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of you sitting on his lap!
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statements from other coworkers.
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of Harris as a swell guy,
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asked her out on the job.
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she would ever lie,
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of the rest the guys.
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asked any of us out.
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who consistently bowls over 200
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proceeding winds to a close,
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let's get the results
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angry, resentful males
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454. who failed to get
dates in high school
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455. and somehow blame Monica:
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456. 63
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457. Percentage of self-loathing,
insecure females
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458. who want to see
successful females fail
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459. so that everyone else can
be as miserable as they are:
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460. 82.
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461. Order! Order!
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462. I see "Sexual" Harris
has just been sworn in.
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463. Let's go to his testimony.
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464. Mr. Harris, please tell
us in your own words
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465. that you did not say these
things to Miss Devertebrae.
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466. I said 'em.
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467. Did you fire her for
not going out with you?
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468. Uh, yeah.
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469. But it seems to me
she's just not qualified
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470. to do the job anyway.
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471. Of course, I've got
another kind of job for her,
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472. if you know what I mean.
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473. Yep.
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474. Well, it's clear what
this whole thing's about.
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475. Your behavior was unprofessional
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476. and uncalled-for.
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477. Yeah.
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478. But when it's done with
this kind of wit and style,
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479. it's all in good fun.
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480. - You should lighten up, toots.
- Case dismissed.
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481. There you go. Thank you, guys.
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482. Do you have a
statement, Mr. Richfield?
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483. Mr. Richfield, you
have a statement?
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484. Well, there are no real winners
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485. in a situation like this.
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486. But we must put it behind us.
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487. Now is the time for healing.
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488. Aah! Right in my
eyes, you idiot!
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489. Yeah.
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490. Hey, sweet thing,
no hard feelings,
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491. if you see where I'm going.
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492. I have a feeling for you,
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493. if you... know what I mean.
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494. Hmm.
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495. I wonder what she meant by that.
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496. Huh?
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497. Whoa!
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498. Oh. Hey...
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499. So if you had it to do all
over again, would you?
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500. I don't know.
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501. I'd like to think that it
accomplished something,
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502. but I just can't say what.
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503. Hey, look! I got an
"A" in my solar system.
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504. Mr. Pulman says it was
the best one in class.
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505. Oh, I'm very impressed, honey.
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506. Thanks.
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507. What made you go
ahead with your project?
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508. - Well, you inspired me.
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509. Watching them turn
you into a tart on TV,
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510. it got me to thinking.
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511. Males are never
gonna give us great jobs
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512. like tree-pusher or astronomer.
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513. We're gonna have to take 'em.
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514. Uh, take my word for it, honey,
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515. it won't be easy.
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516. I know, but I think
we can get males
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517. to treat us like equals.
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518. We're an advanced society.
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519. How long could this take?
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