Dexter's Laboratory: Season 3, Episode 6

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Mandark disguises as Mom in order to get into Dexter's Lab.

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1. Oh, yeah.

2. How did I become so deliciously evil?

3. Oh, yeah, I remember.

4. The seeds of my glorious villainy

5. were sown a long, long time ago.

6. Aah.

7. It all seems but a faint and distant revery now.

8. But as I recall, the basis of my evil

9. can be traced back to my birth.

10. Back to the tranquil village in which we lived.

11. Ah, the tranquil village of flowertopia,

12. an idealized world of peace and Harmony,

13. a place where man and beast live side by side,

14. a place where unity and goodness prevail,

15. a place where even the wind smelt of happiness.

16. Bleah! It makes me sick just to think about it!

17. But there amongst the fragrant flowers and radiant landscape,

18. I became the firstborn love child

19. of wind bear and ocean bird.

20. A.k.a. Mother and father.

21. That's it, sweetheart.

22. Find your center,

23. breathe, and release.

24. And with that last maternal exhalation,

25. I, mandark, monarch of darkness,

26. came to be.

27. Oh, wind bear,

28. isn't he just the most beautiful creature ever?

29. Why, he's as groovy as moon dust,

30. and as exquisite as golden starlight.

31. He's as pure and lovely

32. as our terrestrial sphere itself.

33. With the head to match.

34. Therefore I, wind bear, shall bestow unto you

35. a name beyond the conforms of society.

36. And I, ocean bird, request a name

37. without preconceived gender connotations.

38. A name that's whispered softly

39. through the canyon winds.

40. You shall be named...

41. Susan.

42. Waah! Waah!

43. And so by some cruel and twisted cosmic joke,

44. I, mandark, crown prince of dark forces,

45. had been born into a world of warm-hearted tenderness.

46. I was the direct genetic descendant

47. of gentle, loving, happy pacifists.

48. But no amount of compassion and humanity

49. could dampen my true nature within!

50. As the size of my colossal cranium increased,

51. so did my ever-evolving evil intellect.

52. And even in my most infantile state of mind,

53. I knew there was something else

54. beyond the peaceful life my parents provided me.

55. Then suddenly,

56. it seemed to have appeared out of nowhere.

57. Its icy-cool mechanical casing,

58. its complex composite of twisted circuitry,

59. its tangled web of expertly engineered cybernetics.

60. This object,

61. with its calculated, methodically designed exactness,

62. this object was a revelation.

63. It was a part of me.

64. It was... It was...

65. Science!

66. I knew that if I could only master

67. this thing called science,

68. and combine it with my natural wickedness,

69. I could control the world!

70. But my plans for total global domination

71. would have to wait,

72. for it would seem my parents

73. had a different idea for my development.

74. Waah! Waah!

75. Yes, the days of my infancy were filled

76. with one tedious activity after another.

77. And all of them so very, very UN-sciency.

78. Happy annual name day celebration!

79. As the guest of honor,

80. Susan gets to wear the festival wreath.

81. Oh, how precious!

82. And I bet I know who wants some

83. tofu squares and rice cakes.

84. No!

85. No more tofu!

86. No more flowers!

87. I want meat!

88. And I want science!

89. Oh, wind bear, whatever are we to do

90. about our little Susan's unnatural request

91. for beef and technology?

92. Rest easy, ocean bird.

93. This is probably just a stage

94. he's going through.

95. Well, perhaps we have neglected

96. some of the boy's needs.

97. Hmmm.

98. Let's drop out!

99. Groovy!

100. So we packed up the incense and herbal teas

101. and set out to see the world,

102. in the hope of my parents that the experience

103. would squelch my dark desires.

104. Yes, we traveled the world over, and then some,

105. but it made no difference to me.

106. I still longed to commit

107. acts of science in the name of evil.

108. But trapped in the prison of mere boyhood,

109. and forced to endure every whim of my parents,

110. I was afraid I was never going to get the chance.

111. Eventually our travels came to an end,

112. and my parents decided it was time

113. to take root once again.

114. So we settled down in a nice little community

115. in a nice little home

116. in complete nowheresville.

117. Little did I know I was about to encounter

118. the moment that would alter my life forever.

119. Yes, that should do it.

120. And once again,

121. thanks to my magnificent and astounding genius,

122. science can hold its head up proudly.

123. Let's turn it on!

124. Ah! Oh, hey, what happened?

125. Hey, what gives?

126. Hey!

127. Hey!

128. Science. Wow.

129. Wow. Mmm.

130. Hey, hey, hey.

131. What is that that you are doing there?

132. Stop that, stop that.

133. This here is very complicated

134. high-tech scientific type of stuff

135. of which you cannot possibly comprehend.

136. I love science.

137. It's just that my parents, well,

138. and the moving around, and the love, and—

139. yes, yes,

140. I am sure your life story

141. is endlessly entertaining.

142. But if you'll excuse me,

143. I, Dexter, boy genius,

144. have much work to be doing.

145. So to you, I bid adieu.

146. Good-bye, little girl.

147. Oh, I'm not a little girl.

148. I'm a little boy, just like you.

149. Hmm. What is the name by which you are called?

150. Uh, my name is...

151. Susan.

152. Mandark, voice- Oh, that laugh,

153. that annoying chuckle, that irritating chortle.

154. At that moment, something within me snapped.

155. And it was as if all the evil

156. that had been suppressed inside of me for so many years

157. had suddenly been unleashed

158. to every fiber of my organic structure,

159. and I could feel the power.

160. I knew what must be done.

161. I was going to build the biggest, most astounding,

162. most incredibly evil scientific laboratory ever!

163. Putting anything that insignificant Dexter had ever made to shame!

164. Voice-over: But to achieve my goal, I could no longer be

165. a long-haired girly-named boy anymore.

166. No!

167. Voice-over: I would assume a new, evil identity.

168. And now I only needed a new name,

169. a name to match the darkness that flowed through me,

170. a name that told of the man I knew I could be.

171. I was now—

172. mandark!

173. And my sole purpose,

174. to be the greatest, most evillest boy genius scientist

175. the world has ever known.

176. And to destroy Dexter's laboratory!

177. And today is my day!

178. The future is now!

179. Wind bear: Ahem.

180. Now Susan, you know how we feel

181. about using implements of destruction.

182. My name is mandark.

183. No, it's Susan.

184. Now put that away and come join

185. our bonding chant ritual, Susan.

186. Yes, mother.

187. I'll get you one day, Dexter.

188. One day.

189. Ok, let's see how p-290 and p-291 are doing.

190. Looking good, guys.

191. Now for the I-2-4-7.

192. Hmm. Your productivity has increased 72%!

193. You go, girl.

194. Ok, next robot for review.

195. Ah, the q-t-411.

196. Be be be bop.

197. Be be be be be zu zu.

198. Wow, q-t. Much better than yesterday.

199. Thank you, Dexter, sir.

200. Ooh. What do we have here?

201. Well, see you later, q-t. Bye-bye.

202. Um, Dexter, sir,

203. I'm really sorry.

204. Let's see. Hmm, who have we got left?

205. The fast response executing droid and the m.A.R.-10.

206. Just two more robots to check, then sleepy d checks into bed.

207. Yeah! Yeah!

208. Oh, boy! Shake it, me.

209. Shake it! Yeah!

210. Woo! Yeah!

211. Yeah! Woo!

212. Yeah!

213. Excuse me.

214. Hello?

215. Excuse me!

216. Whoa! Hey, what the...?

217. Who turned off the...?

218. Oh, hi, cutie.

219. Why aren't you two working?

220. To set the record straight,

221. I was. I was working.

222. No, you were dancing.

223. See, I—I can tell that you're the type of guy

224. that needs some reassurance

225. that work is getting done.

226. Am I right here? Yeah, I am.

227. Let me just start by saying that Fred and I

228. have been working the whole time.

229. But what happened, you see,

230. was our tools broke from being overworked.

231. So we got this guy to get us some new tools.

232. So, in the meantime, Fred and I

233. have been on this really UN-unneeded work break.

234. Those must be your tools.

235. No, tiny. Don't you remember

236. I said tools, not— not drinks. Tools.

237. Actually, m.A.R.-10,

238. you did ask tiny to bring you a drink,

239. then you asked me if I wanted one

240. and I said yes,

241. because you know how parched I get

242. after I dance.

243. Well, you two are stupid.

244. No, all 3 of you are stupid.

245. And if your cute little attitudes and productivity

246. do not change by the time I get back,

247. you will be 3 little cubes of steel.

248. See you guys later.

249. I'm outta here.

250. M.a.r.-10? M.a.r.-10, wait up!

251. What do you mean you're out of here?

252. You think I'm gonna stick around here

253. and get turned into a cube of steel?

254. Ha ha ha. Right.

255. You could try working.

256. Yeah, good idea, Fred.

257. I'll see you tomorrow morning.

258. What the heck is that crazy thing?

259. Oh, it's my escape tunnel, Fred.

260. My very own darned escape tunnel.

261. Where's it go?

262. It goes to freedom, Fred.

263. It goes to america.

264. In america, the streets are paved with parties,

265. and there never is a party where you can't find m.A.R.-T.

266. Oh, I have to remember that.

267. See you later, Dexter's lavatory.

268. Pull the chain, pal.

269. Oh, guys. It's beautiful.

270. Oh, you gotta check this out.

271. What? What is it?

272. Is it freedom?

273. What does it look like?

274. Well, hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

275. Let me see. Let me see.

276. Oh, whoa!

277. Freedom looks like a woman.

278. Move over, move over. Let me!

279. Holy moly!

280. Look at those curves.

281. Look at those lines.

282. She has got to be Italian.

283. Oh, dear me, she's hot.

284. Hubba, hubba, hubba.

285. Oh, I love you.

286. What the...?

287. Yeah! She wants to party!

288. Quiet!

289. Ah, that's my car!

290. Get away from my car!

291. We're history.

292. You come back here.

293. I'm-a calling the cops.

294. I'm-a gonna get you so bad.

295. Move it, dum-dum. Move it!

296. Now I'm-a gonna call the cop of your butts. Ha ha.

297. Hello, cops? You get-a these guys.

298. Car 72? Calling car 72.

299. Yeah, here chief.

300. Whoa!

301. Classic. Whoa!

302. Well, this looks like a fun crowd.

303. Whoa, yeah.

304. Oh ho ho. Yeah.

305. Ok. Righty, righty, righty.

306. Hey, sweetie. You wanna dance?

307. You think I'm a woman?

308. I think you got yourself some trouble.

309. Let's get 'em, boys.

310. Oh, ha ha ha.

311. You know, it looks like

312. there has been some miscommunication here.

313. Just like you guys, you see, I'm a biker.

314. I'm also a comedian,

315. and that's why it's funny, you see,

316. that I called you a girl,

317. because it is so obvious that you're not.

318. That was not a funny joke, m.A.R.-10.

319. Thank you, Fred.

320. Listen, I am with you guys, down with the man, I say.

321. Let's just ride our bikes into the night.

322. What do you say, fellas? Huh?

323. Freedom blowing through hair,

324. the excitement of maybe a coyote,

325. or hey, a rabbit—

326. stealing our food as we sing by the campfire.

327. Whoa. You are a big boy, aren't you?

328. Could I borrow this for just a second?

329. Thank you.

330. Yes, gentlemen, it's true.

331. I do play the guitar.

332. And as exciting as that may sound to you,

333. there is one thing more exciting.

334. And that is—

335. Come on, harmonize.

336. all righty, now that I've wet your whistle, so to speak,

337. with that musical interlude I just gave you,

338. and I know you're kind of excited about that,

339. so, what I really think we should do

340. is find the energy trapped down deep inside those leather chaps of yours

341. and get this party going.

342. So, why don't we all just stand up—

343. that's it, stand up. Stand up.

344. Oh, now you in the back,

345. I see you all sad and scared and timid.

346. "Oh, what will my friends think?"

347. Stand up!

348. It's gonna be ok. Everyone's gonna like you.

349. Everyone's gonna like me.

350. We're all going to have a really good time,

351. but what I'd like you to do is follow what I say,

352. and the band behind me, follow what I'm gonna do,

353. and we're gonna have a really good time. So...

354. where the heck are my robots?

355. Ooh, there you are!

356. Where have you been?

357. I've been worried sick.

358. Get inside of this robot right now!

359. But... But...

360. No buts!

361. Say good-bye to your little friends

362. and get in here this instant!

363. Well, we gotta go now.

364. Yeah, bye, guys.

365. You 3 are in so much trouble when we get home...

366. Well, you know, we wouldn't have left

367. if you weren't such a slave driver.

368. Oh, you could be right.

369. I know, you guys only have to work 12 hours a day,

370. but twice as hard.

371. Yeah! Yeah!

372. I can live with that.

373. Ooh, can I drive?

374. Get your hands off the controls.

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