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2. Now class, don't forget,
tomorrow is career day—
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3. that's where each of you
brings in a working parent
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4. to share a little bit about
their occupation with the
class.
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5. Cool! My dad's
a pro golfer.
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6. My mom's a marine.
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7. My daddy's
a brain surgeon.
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8. So's mine.
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9. What's your dad do,
Dexter?
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10. Hmmm. I never
really thought
about that before.
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11. Don't you
even know what
your dad's career is?
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12. Of course I do.
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13. Well,
if you must know,
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14. he's a top secret
scientist
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15. who works for
the government.
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16. A top secret scientist?
Really?
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17. That's cool, Dex.
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18. What type of science
is it?
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19. Um, a, his field
is a...
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20. Cosmotronic
engineering?
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21. Oh, that rules!
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22. What is cosmotronic
engineering?
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23. Is it top secret?
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24. Come on,
you could tell me.
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25. Well, I cannot tell you
the details,
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26. but it's stuff like
space travel,
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27. Teleportation,
robots and such.
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28. I can't wait
to meet him.
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29. He sounds so cool!
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30. Yeah. He is way cooler
than any of your dads.
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31. All I have to do is program
the genetic material
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32. to produce the human traits
of a super-genius dad.
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33. Ok, now.
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34. That should finish it.
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35. By morning, this massive
organic tissue
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36. should morph into
the perfect father.
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37. Good night, dad.
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38. Now to see
how this guy came out.
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39. He's perfect!
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40. Perfect!
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41. This father is surely
every boy's dream.
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42. Begin drain procedure...
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43. And lift tube.
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44. Go ahead,
say something cool.
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45. The coefficient
of pie
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46. times x to the third
is 3.5100987.
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47. Yes! They are
going to love you.
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48. You will be the
greatest dad ever!
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49. Ok. Get down
and be quiet.
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50. We got to get past dad.
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51. Dexter?
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52. Good morning, son.
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53. Say, that's an
awfully big backpack
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54. you have there.
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55. Uh, what?
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56. Oh, yeah. Uh,
what's a matter, pops,
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57. getting old?
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58. Oversized backpacks
are the coolest.
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59. Oh, yeah,
that's right.
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60. I forgot.
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61. Well, dad, do not want
to be late for school.
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62. I can drive you,
if you like.
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63. That's ok.
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64. Dexter?
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65. Yes?
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66. Are you sure you're
not forgetting anything?
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67. I am sure.
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68. Ok, now, Mikey,
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69. let's meet your dad.
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70. Hey, everybody,
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71. my dad owns
a toy store in town.
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72. That's right, kids,
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73. and you know what
the best thing about
owning a toy store is?
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74. What?
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75. Free toys!
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76. Yeah!
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77. Wow. The competition
is pretty tough,
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78. but my dad will
still be the best.
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79. All right, Dexter,
it's your turn.
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80. Class, please welcome
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81. with a healthy round
of applause, my dad.
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82. Go ahead, dad,
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83. show them
how cool you are.
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84. The coefficient
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85. times x to the third
is 3.5100987.
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86. Wasn't that cool?
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87. Say it again.
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88. The coefficient
of pie
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89. times x to the third
is 3.5100987.
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90. I can't believe Dexter
forgot about career day.
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91. Good thing I got this reminder
in the mail yesterday.
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92. Ah, here we go. Room 214.
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93. Oh, hey, it's already
Dexter's turn,
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94. but who's that with him?
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95. Now why would Dexter
have a stranger
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96. pretend to be me?
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97. Is he... Is he ashamed?
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98. Anyway, isn't my dad
supercool, guys?
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99. No way! He's lame!
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100. Get him out of here!
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101. Whoa. It's not going
so well in there.
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102. Hmm.
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103. But guys, this
is what a top secret
scientist is like.
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104. Surely he is
the coolest dad.
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105. No way! That's not
a dad, that's a dud!
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106. Dud! Dud! Dud! Dud! Dud!
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107. Dud! Dud! Dud! Dud!
Dud! Dud!
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108. Dad, what are
you doing here?
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109. Well, son, it's career day,
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110. so I thought I would
demonstrate my career.
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111. What career is that?
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112. Well, anybody who wants
to find out can follow me.
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113. This way.
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114. Wow, Dexter,
your dad's career
is really cool!
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115. What is it?
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116. Just look.
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117. All right, folks,
let me break it down for you.
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118. Yay!
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119. First, I must ride
this motorcycle
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120. through two flaming planks
of wood with nails.
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121. One wrong move
and pfft, I get a flat.
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122. Then hitting the ramp I fly
over 4 big yellow school buses,
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123. not just empty school buses—
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124. these are filled to the brim
with wild lions and tigers!
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125. Then, I will soar over a tank
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126. containing an assortment
of the most dangerous sharks
known to man.
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127. Finally, the dreaded
ring of fire.
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128. This is highly dangerous,
folks,
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129. so leave the stuff
to the pros like me.
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130. Your dad is mega-cool
if he makes it.
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131. I hope he
makes it, then.
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132. On my Mark...
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133. Get set...
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134. Go!
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135. Yeah!
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136. Whoa.
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137. Oh, my.
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138. He might make it.
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139. Yay!
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140. He's my dad.
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141. Yay!
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142. Dad, that was
so supercool.
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143. I am sorry
I did not ask you
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144. to come in today.
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145. That's ok, Dexter.
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146. You didn't know.
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147. I'm sure your kids
wouldn't want
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148. a boring scientist
as a dad, either.
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149. Well, kids, I have to be
getting back to work.
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150. Tallyho!
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151. Bye!
Bye!
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152. Wow, there goes
the greatest dad
on earth.
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153. But he's no
cosmotronic engineer.
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154. Oh, dad'll just love this!
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155. Attention shoppers:
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156. We have a red light sale
in aisle 8 on latex gloves.
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157. Ahh!
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158. Ugh!
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159. Oh, would you
look at that.
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160. The very last pair.
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161. Must be my lucky day.
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162. Attention shoppers...
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163. The sun: Center
of our solar system,
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164. giving the energy
for life on earth,
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165. which is showered
in the sun's powerful rays,
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166. except when eclipsed
by the moon.
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167. For one precious moment,
totality.
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168. Wow.
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169. Enough play.
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170. Hours from now I will be
witnessing the real thing.
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171. Collecting important data,
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172. capturing every
terrestrial detail:
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173. Speed...
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174. Orbit...
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175. Diameter...
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176. Weight.
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177. Wait! 300,000 pounds?
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178. Judging by the moon's
overall density,
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179. the moon should weigh
twice that.
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180. Taking into account
the moon's gravity field
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181. and its internal inertia,
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182. it just doesn't add up!
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183. Could the scientific community
overlook something so obvious?
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184. Something is not right.
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185. Time for a little recon.
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186. Odd. I thought
I put her down pretty soft.
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187. Time to get to
the bottom of this.
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188. Aahhh!
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189. Oof!
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190. Aahh...
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191. Wow. An entire world hidden
inside the crust of the moon.
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192. But where is everybody?
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193. Hello?
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194. Hello?
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195. What was that?
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196. It is coming
from over there.
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197. Martians!
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198. What on earth
are they saying?
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199. Translation, please.
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200. Then while earth is
distracted by the eclipse,
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201. we'll go in
and clean them out.
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202. They won't know
what hit them.
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203. Earth is minutes away
from attack
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204. and the only one who knows
is stuck on the moon!
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205. Wait a sec! Robo 2000,
I need your help.
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206. It is time to get busy!
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207. Talk to the hands!
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208. Hors d'oeuvres, anyone?
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209. Let's dance!
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210. Foolish beings!
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211. Ahem. I have exposed
your secret world,
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212. unraveled your evil plot,
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213. and deflected
your entire fleet.
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214. Any last words?
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215. That must be how you say,
"I give up," in martian.
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216. Robo, translate the groveling.
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217. Why are you
doing this to us?
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218. We come in peace.
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219. Oh, no you don't.
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220. I was at your rally
to destroy earth.
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221. Does, "sneak in
and wipe them out"
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222. ring a bell?
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223. We were just waiting
for the earth's
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224. wonderful mock turtleneck
sweaters to go on sale.
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225. It's very chilly in the moon
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226. and we needed some
warmer clothing.
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227. And with the lunar eclipse,
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228. we figured the stores
wouldn't be very crowded.
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229. Mock-neck sweaters?
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230. Ha ha ha ha.
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231. Whoopsie.
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232. Would you like it
in sunburst or mint?
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236. where impossible
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237. that the world's
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