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of my genius
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my greatest experiment ever!
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your little outfits
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to be doing.
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dear.
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of immaculance.
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archaic appliances.
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standard chlorine balance.
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adjust amplitude quadrusters.
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propulsion engine matter.
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move under my feet.
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to be in place.
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satellite should eradicate
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Look at Dexter!
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sharp, d!
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good, too.
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to ruthie's field,
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to endure such misfortunes?
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and your friends.
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back to school.
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you can't go out
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on Saturday.
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35 cents.
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fix it later.
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imploding and twisting,
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liquefying bone.
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Get it off!
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Teleportation,
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Come and get—
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they never saw
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your little secret,
Dexter?
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