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2. Eh...
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3. What's up, Dex?
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4. Dee Dee?
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5. That's right,
Dexter.
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6. And no matter
where you go,
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7. no matter
where you sleep,
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8. no matter
what you eat,
I will be there,
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9. like a stealth
ninja polar bear,
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10. waiting to pounce
on its next
unsuspecting victim,
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11. for I am...
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12. Dee Dee,
snowball warrior!
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13. Oh, another
winter of discontent.
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14. First base.
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15. You said it, brother.
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16. Second base.
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17. Third base.
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18. Home...
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19. I'm safe!
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20. You're out!
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21. Ah, what a fine—
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22. Dee Dee: Ha ha!
Got ya!
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23. Dad!
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24. Yes?
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25. I'd like to talk to you
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26. about the aggressive
behavioral patterns
of your daughter.
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27. I know I shouldn't
fight back,
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28. being that she is
my sister, a girl,
and the neighborhood champ,
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29. but could you
please tell Dee Dee
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30. to stop pummeling me
with snowballs?
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31. Did you say...
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32. Snowballs?
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33. Uh, yeah.
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34. They called me
champ,
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35. back
when I had...
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36. The gift.
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37. I was a natural
from day one.
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38. As I grew, so
did my skills.
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39. Ow!
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40. In high school,
I was untouchable.
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41. Hey, grow up,
man!
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42. They were just
jealous,
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43. jealous
of my powers,
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44. for I was a king,
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45. a force of nature!
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46. I was the ultimate
snowball warrior!
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47. Then I
went to college.
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48. I was never
the same again!
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49. No!
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50. That was the coldest
winter...
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51. Ever.
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52. But that's where
you come in.
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53. You can help me
reclaim my title!
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54. Wh-wh-why not just
l-let Dee Dee do it?
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55. No! Her powers
are evil.
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56. Only as father
and son
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57. can we truly
carry on
the legacy.
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58. Let the training
begin!
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59. No.
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60. No!
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61. No!
Dexter, 5 words:
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62. Scoop, roll,
throw, hit, duck.
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63. Good job, son.
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64. You're ready.
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65. Boy, I hope I don't get hit
with a snowball
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66. while stupidly standing here
all alone in the yard.
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67. Sure is quiet, though...
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68. Without...
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69. Dee Dee!
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70. Um... uh... uh...
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71. Duck!
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72. Scoop! Roll!
Throw!
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73. Hit!
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74. No-o-o!
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75. Atta boy, Dexter!
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76. Hey, good job, Dexter.
You finally hit me.
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77. Thanks.
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78. What's this?
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79. Dexter, what do you
think you're doing?
Finish her!
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80. Oh, no.
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81. Dexter, you must reclaim
my throne by defeating
the enemy!
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82. The enemy?
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83. Your sister!
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84. Don't you see, Dexter?
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85. You inherit your snowball
fighting genes from me,
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86. whereas your sister
received hers from...
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87. From...
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88. The only one
ever to defeat me!
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89. You mean...
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90. Yes!
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91. Dexter and Dee Dee:
Mom!
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92. Put the snowball
down, dear.
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93. I don't wanna.
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94. Wow, mom!
If you beat dad,
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95. you must be the bestest
snowball warrior ever!
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96. Oh, no! We were just
kids in college...
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97. One day I tossed
a snowball at him.
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98. Aah!
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99. He took it
really hard.
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100. Oh, the pain.
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101. Relax, dear.
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102. Gosh, dad.
You went crazy
for all these years
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103. just because mom
threw a snowball
at you?
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104. Sounds
kind of silly,
doesn't it?
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105. It does?
Itdo
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106. I'm sorry, honey.
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107. Yeah, that's
just as silly
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108. as Dexter having
a secret laboratory
in his bedroom!
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109. What?
What?
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110. Nothing, nothing.
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111. Look, up in the sky!
It's an eagle!
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112. It's a rocket!
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113. No. It's my new
major glory
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114. with parachute
action!
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115. Cool!
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116. Check out
my major glory.
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117. It's got a super-command
voice module!
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118. Brush your teeth.
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119. Clean your plate.
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120. Look at my muscles.
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121. Yo, check mine out.
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122. It has a special
fighting fists
of fury feature.
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123. Awesome!
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124. Three cheers
for the major glory gang!
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125. Hip, hip, hooray!
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126. Hip, hip, hooray!
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127. Hip, hip—
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128. Hooray!
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129. My 3 best pals
in the whole world!
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130. Oh, great.
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131. It's dorkster.
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132. What do you want?
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133. What do I want?
Why, to pal around
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134. with my 3 best chums
in the major glory
gang.
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135. You got to have
a major glory
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136. to be in the gang.
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137. Oh, but I do.
Feast your
optic orbs
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138. on this!
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139. You call that
an action figure?
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140. That's just a lousy
cardboard cutout.
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141. Yes, I cut it out
myself from
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142. while eating
my morning bowl
of glory-os.
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143. Look! It even
has super-
saluting action.
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144. You insult the glory
of the glory gang!
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145. You want to be
one of us, get yourself
a real action figure!
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146. Mother?
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147. Yes, Dexter?
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148. I would like
to formally request
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149. that you purchase
a new major glory
action figure for me.
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150. Of course, dear.
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151. For your birthday.
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152. But that's
too far away!
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153. Well, sweetheart,
if you can't wait
for your birthday,
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154. you'll just
have to share
with your friends.
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155. I'll bet you can't
even fly.
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156. Ooh! Major glory,
you don't look so good.
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157. You look
a little thin.
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158. Hi, Dexter!
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159. Gee, Dexter,
why the long
face?
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160. I have no
friends, and I am
totally unpopular.
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161. Duh!
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162. I need a new
major glory action figure,
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163. or my pals won't
talk to me.
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164. Dexter, i'm
surprised at you.
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165. Why?
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166. Because you're
too dumb to make
your own doll.
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167. I made one.
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168. Her name is
pretty Polly.
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169. Pretty Polly!
Pretty Polly!
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170. Make my own doll?
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171. I am just
a little boy!
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172. Doll-making requires
specialized tools and equipment,
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173. high-tech machinery.
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174. In order for me to make
a doll, I would need...
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175. A laboratory!
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176. Yes!
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177. Yes!
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178. Yes!
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179. Look at my creation!
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180. It—it is beautiful.
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181. Whoa!
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182. Greetings,
chums of mine!
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183. How do you
like my new
action figure?
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184. Uh... it's... uh...
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185. It has several
very astounding
features
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186. which you may find
interesting.
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187. Observe.
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188. It has super
space flight action.
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189. Look! A piece
of moon rock!
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190. Whoa!
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191. It also comes equipped
with super star-spangled
laser vision.
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192. Whoa!
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193. And he has
super kung fu grip.
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194. Action figure:
Hi-Yah!
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195. Cool figure, Dexter!
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196. Thanks.
I made it myself.
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197. Just one problem.
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198. You wouldn't mind
making one
of those figures
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199. for all of us,
would you?
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200. Uh, well...
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201. I mean, after all,
we all got to be
equal members, right?
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202. I guess so.
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203. Good! See you
back here tomorrow...
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204. If you're
our true pal.
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205. Oh, I am. I am.
Don't worry!
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206. Let's go make
some friends!
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207. Here are
your remotes!
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208. Give them a try.
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209. Yours has
super arctic wind breath.
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210. Cool!
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211. Yours has
super impenetrable
snap-on freedom armor.
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212. Second kid: Radical!
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213. And yours has
an all-American
cloaking device.
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214. Third kid: Outta sight!
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215. Is that glory gang
material, or what?
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216. Mine's
the coolest!
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217. We can't decide
whose is better.
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218. You got
to give us all
the same stuff.
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219. If you're our pal,
that is.
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220. Uh, of course.
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221. Of course I am.
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222. Computer,
verify action figure status.
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223. All figures
possess equal amounts
of all super-features.
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224. A possibility
of overload exists.
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225. Repeat, a possibility
of overload exists.
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226. Here they are.
They do everything.
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227. Now can I be
in the club?
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228. Yeah, man.
You sure can.
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229. Watch mine!
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230. No, watch mine!
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231. Wait, watch mine!
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232. Cool!
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233. Overload.
Overload. Overload.
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234. Hey, these things
are defective.
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235. You call
yourself
a club member?
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236. Let's lynch him.
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237. Major glory:
Stand fast, citizens!
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238. Hey, it's the real
major glory.
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239. I am saved!
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240. Which one of you
is Dexter?
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241. That would be me.
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242. And may I say
I am your biggest fan.
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243. Well, you have
good taste, son.
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244. Now, let's go.
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245. Well, Dexter, what
have you learned
from all this?
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246. I have learned
that it was wrong
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247. to try and buy
my pals' friendship
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248. with impressive
action figures.
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249. Whoa, we're talking
about something
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250. far more important
than friendship.
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251. We're talking
about copyright
infringement.
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252. Now, Dexter,
prepare to meet
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253. someone far more
powerful than I!
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254. Who's that?
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255. My attorney.
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256. Whatcha doing?
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257. Reading up
on animal biology.
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258. I bet I know
more about animals
than you.
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259. Oh, you think?
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260. Yup.
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261. Ok, why are storks'
legs so long?
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262. So their feet
can reach the ground.
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263. Why do kangaroos
only live in Australia?
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264. So they can be
near their families.
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265. Did you know
deers don't have uncles?
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266. They just have
antlers!
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267. Cha cha cha!
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268. What a fantastic challenge.
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269. I bet I could win
a race like that.
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270. I bet I could build a car
that was faster
than all the other cars,
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271. and then I'd win.
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272. But what about dad?
He's never let me
enter such a race,
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273. and he'd fear
for my safety.
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274. And I don't blame him,
but I have to enter that race
no matter what!
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275. Dad, I'm going to enter
the soapbox derby.
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276. No! No son of mine
is going to race,
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277. and for me to explain
my reasons why would be
a long story,
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278. but I'll tell you anyway.
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279. It was 2 years ago,
during that very same race
down volcano mountain.
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280. Your older sister Dee Dee
was one of the drivers
in that race.
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281. But what she didn't know
was that the race was filled
with dangers and tricks
at every turn.
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282. Any experienced driver
knows how to keep an eye out
for these tricks,
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283. because if you don't
pay attention, they can
trick you and mess you up.
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284. But your sister was
overconfident about
her driving abilities,
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285. which sent her down
a one-way road to disaster.
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286. She was never
to be heard from again.
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287. Dad, I'm right here!
Hello! Earth to dad.
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288. Dexter, did you
hear that?
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289. Yup, sure did, dad.
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290. It's ok for me to race
as long as I don't hit
any turtles. Gotcha.
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291. No, it's not ok.
I don't want you to race
or even think about racing.
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292. I'd erase any thoughts
of racing
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293. you have racing
about your head
right now! Hmm.
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294. But, dad!
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295. Oh, ok, you can race,
but only on one condition.
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296. You do it for the memory
of your long-lost
sister Dee Dee, ok?
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297. Ok.
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298. Hello! I'm right here!
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299. There it was again.
Hmm...
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300. The first thing any
successful racer needs
is a car.
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301. All the top racers
drive cars, and that's
what makes them go.
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302. But cars don't grow
on trees,
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303. except for this one,
because it's made
of wood.
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304. Behold the Mark-5.
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305. Ah!
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306. The Mark-5
is a marvel
of engineering.
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307. It's equipped
with the most modern
driving equipment:
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309. Gosh, dad.
You sure have
outdone yourself,
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310. but do you think
we could slap on
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311. some all-wheel-drive
traction, supercharged-
piston cam, high-octane-
output torquefiers?
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312. What? What's this?
I can't believe
what I'm hearing.
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313. Outfit the Mark-5
with useless gadgets?
Whatever for?
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314. So the car would be safe
and I don't crash up.
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315. Huh! You're a very
bright boy, Dexter.
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316. Only you would know
that crashing is the part
I hate most about racing.
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317. To me, crashing is bad.
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318. So, ok. You can have
your gadgets.
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319. And so Dexter and dad
worked late into the night,
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320. souping up the Mark-5.
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321. Dad is tired.
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322. He has been working very hard
helping me modify the Mark-5,
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323. but now it is time
for him to rest.
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324. Come on, dad.
It's time for bed.
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325. Secretly unknown
to Dexter,
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326. a mysterious stranger
is mysteriously watching.
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327. Excellent!
Ha ha! Excellent!
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328. Now I, mandark,
know how Dexter plans
to win the soapbox derby.
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329. He plans to use
this magnificent car.
But how does it work?
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330. Oh, maybe these
top-secret plans will help.
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331. They do! These top-secret plans
tell me the secrets
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332. on how the Mark-5 works.
Excellent! Ha ha!
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333. Excellent! Ha! Ha ha!
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334. Hello!
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335. What?
Who are you?
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336. I'm Dee Dee,
Dexter's older sister
who, two years ago,
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337. crashed up in the
volcano mountain race
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338. and was never
heard from again.
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339. Except I was heard
from again,
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340. it's just that my dad
likes to exaggerate,
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341. and he got mad
because I broke his car,
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342. and he wouldn't
let me race again.
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343. Except I had to race again—
it was in my blood—
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344. so sometimes I stow away
in my brother's trunk
so I can be close to the
action,
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345. and sometimes I secretly
race under the disguise
of "racer d,"
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346. but I shouldn't have
told you that.
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347. I've got a monkey!
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348. So? I don't care
about monkeys.
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349. Hey, don't you
be mean, mister...
Mister...
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350. Say, who are you?
I don't even know
who you are!
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351. My name is mandark,
and I am Dexter's rival.
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352. He and I have been
competing in science and
other things for years,
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353. and this race
is just one more
of those competitions
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354. where we try
to beat each other.
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355. Except I try and win
by being sneaky and bad.
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356. My plan this time
is to sabotage
the Mark-5
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357. so it doesn't work
as good as it should.
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358. Then, when Dexter
is racing, he's likely
to crash up,
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359. leaving the room
for me to win.
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360. Well, that's not
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361. No, but giving candy
to little girls
and monkeys
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362. so they can
keep a secretis.
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363. Ah!
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364. Now, if you'll excuse me
while I sabotage
your brother's car...
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365. Yum yum yum!
What car?
Yum yum yum!
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366. Excellent. Ha ha!
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367. Excellent. Ha! Ha ha!
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368. Good morning,
race fans,
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369. and welcome to
the annual soapbox derby
down volcano mountain,
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370. where some of the most
skilled and talented
kid racers of the day
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371. are taking part in this
high-speed challenge
against mother nature.
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372. It appears that the drivers
are setting their ties
for the start of the race.
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373. Hey, Dexter.
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374. I just wanted to say
I'm sorry
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375. for beating you
in today's race.
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376. Boy, your dad must be
ashamed of having
2 losers in the family.
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377. You take that back,
mandark, or I will...
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378. Oh!
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379. Drivers,
get to your cars!
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380. Vroom, vroom.
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381. I can't watch!
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382. Hey, Dexter,
I hear your car
is not only fast
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383. but it also
is very safe.
Is that true?
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384. Mm-hmm. It is. My dad
and I fixed it up,
and we did a good job.
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385. Oh, yeah? Well, how
good of a job can
it do against this?
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386. Ah!
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387. Like sister,
like brother.
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388. Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
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389. Ah!
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390. My turbo-jump
is not working.
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391. The Mark-5
has been sabotaged.
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crash up!
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393. Racer d!
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394. Hi, Dexter!
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395. Secretly unknown
to Dexter,
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396. racer d is actually
his older sister Dee Dee,
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397. who supposedly
disappeared 2 years ago,
but she actually didn't.
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398. Bye, Dexter!
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399. Racer d saved my life,
and that's good for me,
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400. but I can't help wondering
who she is.
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401. Excellent, excellent.
I'm in first place.
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402. My sneaky ways
put me in the lead.
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403. I'd give myself
a pat on the back,
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404. but I'm driving,
so I'll do it later.
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405. What? Who is that mysterious
driver coming up behind me?
So, who could it be?
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406. It's racer d,
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407. the most beautiful racer
in the world.
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408. Racer d...
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409. Oh, hello there,
turtle.
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410. Funny running into you.
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411. Oh, there goes Dexter
to win the race.
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412. Bye, Dexter. Congratulations.
Say hi to racer d for me.
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413. Racer d...
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414. Here comes the first racer
to cross the finish line.
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415. It's Dexter
in the Mark-5...
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416. Yay!
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417. Followed by a trail
of hot, molten lava.
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418. Yay!
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419. Is it over yet?
Did Dexter crash up?
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420. No, no he didn't!
He did just the opposite!
He won!
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421. And winning is the part
I enjoy most about racing,
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422. and I enjoy it even more
when the winner is my son!
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423. Congratulations, Dexter.
You made me very proud.
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424. Thanks, dad.
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425. If only your...
Older sister Dee Dee
was here to... See this.
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426. I'm right here,
dad!
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427. Oh, Dee Dee.
Dee Dee, where have
you been all these years?
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428. Right behind you.
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429. Oh, you know
I never look
back there. Ha ha!
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430. Huh? No, monkey, no!
That is not candy.
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436. that the world's
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the national captioning
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