1. Dee Dee: Look at him swim!Copy !req
2. He's fast.Copy !req
3. Let's make
him do tricks.Copy !req
4. Loop-the-loop.Copy !req
5. Roll over!Copy !req
6. Play dead.Copy !req
7. Drive a car.Copy !req
8. Work magic.Copy !req
9. Do my homework!Copy !req
10. Take out the trash!Copy !req
11. Iron my clothes.Copy !req
12. Clean my lab.Copy !req
13. Dress my Dolly.Copy !req
14. Calculate
these equations.Copy !req
15. Kids!Copy !req
16. It's almost bedtime!Copy !req
17. Look, mom,Copy !req
18. we can make
fishy do
tricks!Copy !req
19. Look, he's doing one now!Copy !req
20. Playing dead.Copy !req
21. Ok, fishy,
now roll over.Copy !req
22. [TapsCopy !req
23. What can we say about
our beloved fishy?Copy !req
24. Not much.Copy !req
25. We only had him
for one day.Copy !req
26. Silence, woman!Copy !req
27. Oh, yeah?
Well, you just
listen to me.Copy !req
28. Shut up!
No, you shut up!Copy !req
29. You shut up!Copy !req
30. He was my fishy, too!Copy !req
31. You shut up!Copy !req
32. Kids!Copy !req
33. Is this how
you want fishy
to remember you,Copy !req
34. bickering like
ninnies?Copy !req
35. No.Copy !req
36. Fishy is your
responsibility, kids.Copy !req
37. It's your job
to send him on his wayCopy !req
38. to the sewer beyond.Copy !req
39. That's where all small,
less significant pets goCopy !req
40. when they, uh...Copy !req
41. Dee Dee: Run out
of batteries?Copy !req
42. That's a nice way
to put it, Dee Dee.Copy !req
43. What happens
in the sewer beyond?Copy !req
44. They can do whatever
they want.Copy !req
45. All day.Copy !req
46. I'm sorry, kids.Copy !req
47. It was just
fishy's time to go.Copy !req
48. Oh, I can't...
Face myself. No...Copy !req
49. Don't worry, kids.Copy !req
50. We'll get you
a new goldfish
in the morning.Copy !req
51. But, mom.Copy !req
52. Yes?Copy !req
53. What do we do
with fishy?Copy !req
54. Well,
that's simple, kids.Copy !req
55. Flush him!Copy !req
56. This is very
unprofessional.Copy !req
57. Yucky!Copy !req
58. Not to mention
the hygienic
implications.Copy !req
59. Oh, well,
dad said.Copy !req
60. Dexter, we can't
put fishy in... There.Copy !req
61. But we're
supposed to.Copy !req
62. Dexter, don't.Copy !req
63. Hey, give
it back!Copy !req
64. No way, Jose.Copy !req
65. I'm going to put fishy
up here, where you
can't reach him.Copy !req
66. No fair.Copy !req
67. Time for beddy-bye.Copy !req
68. We'll give fishy
a decent burial
in the garden tomorrow.Copy !req
69. Dexter, get a grip on yourself.Copy !req
70. Lightning is not scary.Copy !req
71. It is simply
the phenomenonCopy !req
72. caused by a surplus of electrons
being attracted downwardCopy !req
73. by earth's protons.Copy !req
74. It is no more than
a big, wet demonstration
of static cling.Copy !req
75. Phew!Copy !req
76. Good night, Einstein.Copy !req
77. Good night, major glory.Copy !req
78. Good night,
ghost of dead fishy.Copy !req
79. Aaaaaaah!Copy !req
80. Aaaaaaah!Copy !req
81. Aaaaaaah!Copy !req
82. Dee Dee, did you
also see the slimy,
disgusting spook fishCopy !req
83. that just
nearly killed me?Copy !req
84. No.Copy !req
85. I just like to run around
and scream real loud!Copy !req
86. What's the matter, Dexter?Copy !req
87. Are you scared of
a little bitty fishy?Copy !req
88. Ooh! I'm really scared!Copy !req
89. Ooh! It must be
one of those
man-eating goldfish!Copy !req
90. Uh, uh, uh, uh...Copy !req
91. Dexter is a fraidy-cat!Copy !req
92. Dexter is a—Copy !req
93. I've been kissed
by a dead fish!Copy !req
94. See, I told you.Copy !req
95. You know what this
means, don't you?Copy !req
96. No...Copy !req
97. That's right.Copy !req
98. Suit up!Copy !req
99. Who ya gonna call?Copy !req
100. All right,
who wants a taste?Copy !req
101. Hi, Dexter!Copy !req
102. Dexter,
it's me—Dee Dee.Copy !req
103. What are you doing
in that spook get-up?Copy !req
104. I was gonna
scare the ghost.Copy !req
105. That's dumb!Copy !req
106. It is not.Copy !req
107. We're never going to
catch him.Copy !req
108. Wait! I've got it!Copy !req
109. Follow me!Copy !req
110. Dexter?Copy !req
111. Eureka!Copy !req
112. Dee Dee, now!Copy !req
113. I got him!Copy !req
114. Phew!Copy !req
115. Good job, Dee Dee!Copy !req
116. Now we can rest in peace.Copy !req
117. Dee Dee?Copy !req
118. Mmmmm!Copy !req
119. Always brush your teeth
after a meal.Copy !req
120. Whatever, sister.Copy !req
121. This genius is
going to bed.Copy !req
122. Dee Dee with ghostly voice:
Dexter... Dexter!Copy !req
123. Where are you?Copy !req
124. Help me! Help me!Copy !req
125. Dee Dee, are you
playing tricks?Copy !req
126. Hiding in the closet,
trying to scare me?Copy !req
127. Dexter!Copy !req
128. The toilet!
The toilet!Copy !req
129. Dee Dee!Copy !req
130. No!Copy !req
131. Dee Dee, come back!Copy !req
132. Dee Dee, I order you
to come out of
this toilet!Copy !req
133. Dexter, help me!Copy !req
134. I'm trapped in
the sewer beyond!Copy !req
135. No, you're not!
I just saw you
go down the toilet.Copy !req
136. Listen to me.Copy !req
137. There's lots of
bad fishies and stuff here,
and they won't let me go!Copy !req
138. They won't rest
until fishy is
on the other side.Copy !req
139. You've got to flush
fishy, Dexter!Copy !req
140. Can't... Reach.Copy !req
141. It's no use. My arms,
they are too short.Copy !req
142. Come on, genius boy,
figure it out!Copy !req
143. Dee Dee,
flush the fish! Now!Copy !req
144. Phew! I'm sure glad
that's over.Copy !req
145. Huh?Copy !req
146. Look out!Copy !req
147. Egad!Copy !req
148. Help me!Copy !req
149. Dexter, it's
pulling me back,Copy !req
150. and they're
angry, Dexter,
real angry!Copy !req
151. Why? We flushed
the stupid fish!Copy !req
152. Its soul, Dexter.
It's still in
the trap.Copy !req
153. Do something!Copy !req
154. Dah!Copy !req
155. Help!Copy !req
156. How many times
have I told you...Copy !req
157. Early morning is daddy's special
bathroom privacy time?Copy !req
158. Ha! Ha! Ha!Copy !req
159. Oinkee!
Oink! Oink! Oink!Copy !req
160. Piggies!Copy !req
161. Oink! Oink! Oink!Copy !req
162. Mmmmmm!Copy !req
163. Oinkee! Oinkee!Copy !req
164. Oinkee! Oinkee!Copy !req
165. Mmmmmm!Copy !req
166. Ha! Ha!Copy !req
167. You're pretty
dirty, sis.Copy !req
168. Oh, Dexter,Copy !req
169. I'm even prettier
when I'm clean.Copy !req
170. Gentlemen, I have
got big, big money.Copy !req
171. Why don't you throw down
a couple dozen of those
hot diskettes?Copy !req
172. Oh, no, no, sir.Copy !req
173. Due to these
competitive
times...Copy !req
174. We can only issue
one per person.Copy !req
175. I deserve that
grand prize, misters.Copy !req
176. So I must have
that golden diskette!Copy !req
177. Well, what...Copy !req
178. About them...Copy !req
179. Mr. Deserver?Copy !req
180. Hey, Lucy,Copy !req
181. hurry up and move
your heinie!Copy !req
182. Ok, ok, ok!Copy !req
183. I'll just buy one,
please!Copy !req
184. Good...Copy !req
185. Choice...Copy !req
186. Sir.Copy !req
187. Here...Copy !req
188. You go...Copy !req
189. Sir.Copy !req
190. Dee Dee!Copy !req
191. Dexter!Copy !req
192. What's with
all the people?Copy !req
193. Are you from
this planet, creature?Copy !req
194. This is just professor hawk's
history-making
contest of contests,Copy !req
195. you crazy thing!Copy !req
196. Professor hawk?
Who's that?Copy !req
197. I'll buy one!Copy !req
198. That'll...Copy !req
199. Be...
11.95.Copy !req
200. Hey!Copy !req
201. Thank you.Copy !req
202. No, thank you.Copy !req
203. Why did you take
my money?Copy !req
204. You're so small
and weak, I could!Copy !req
205. Doh!Copy !req
206. Believe it or not,
I do not have time
for you.Copy !req
207. I must obtain
my golden disketteCopy !req
208. and receive that
mystery grand prize.Copy !req
209. This must be some
sort of mistake.Copy !req
210. Excuse me, but there
was supposed to beCopy !req
211. a golden diskette
in my package.Copy !req
212. Dee Dee: Hey, look!
My computer thingy is gold!Copy !req
213. Dee Dee: Bye, Dexter!Copy !req
214. Crowd, chanting:
You won the golden diskette!Copy !req
215. How can she?Copy !req
216. How can she always
take my dreams away from me?Copy !req
217. Sorry, Dexter,
no more milk.Copy !req
218. Oh, well.
Hey, mom.Copy !req
219. Yes, dear?Copy !req
220. Are you still
going to take meCopy !req
221. to professor hawk's mystery
grand prize giveaway
today at noon,Copy !req
222. where he'll give away
a mystery grand prize?Copy !req
223. It says here
on this golden thingy
that I should bring a guest.Copy !req
224. Oh, I'm sorry, dear.
I can't.Copy !req
225. My hands are all wet.Copy !req
226. I can go!Copy !req
227. What about you, dad?Copy !req
228. Aw, sorry, honey.
I can't because my feet
are all wet.Copy !req
229. I can go!Copy !req
230. I wonder who could
go with me?Copy !req
231. I can go!Copy !req
232. Dexter, do you know
whose hands and feetCopy !req
233. aren't wet today?Copy !req
234. Yes, Dee Dee,
I do!Copy !req
235. Both of my handsCopy !req
236. and both of my feet
are dry!Copy !req
237. So I may accompany you
to professor hawk's
grand prize giveaway at noon!Copy !req
238. Ok, let's do it!Copy !req
239. Then off I go
to get fancy!Copy !req
240. Hurry, Dee Dee,
or we could be late!Copy !req
241. Hawk mountain ho!Copy !req
242. And welcome to
one of the biggest days
in hawk history.Copy !req
243. Hello, I'm Kurt castebaum,Copy !req
244. and behind me stand
the lucky professor hawkCopy !req
245. golden diskette recipients.Copy !req
246. Wow!Copy !req
247. On my left is
the impressive hawk mountain.Copy !req
248. Within these walls,
professor hawk has produced
globally recognized technology,Copy !req
249. and for the past 30 years,
the confines of this structure
have been kept a secret.Copy !req
250. But at 12:00 noon today,Copy !req
251. the world
will watch professor hawk
introduce his secretsCopy !req
252. to the 6 lucky
golden diskette recipients,Copy !req
253. and at the end of the day,
one lucky child will win
the mystery grand prize!Copy !req
254. It's a bird!Copy !req
255. It's a plane!Copy !req
256. Don't be silly,Copy !req
257. it's just
a man's head
on a robot body.Copy !req
258. Mechanical voice:
Greetings and congratulations.Copy !req
259. Eew!Copy !req
260. Winners chant:
Body and mind of hawk!Copy !req
261. Thank you.Copy !req
262. Thank you.Copy !req
263. Please present
your golden diskette.Copy !req
264. Ta-da!Copy !req
265. Thank you!Copy !req
266. Congratulations, golden diskette
recipients and guests.Copy !req
267. Will you please accompany me
into the factory?Copy !req
268. Yip-yip-yip-yip-yip-
yip-yip-yippeeee!Copy !req
269. Wow! What a fantastical event!Copy !req
270. Boom.Copy !req
271. A universe
has just been created,Copy !req
272. leaving endless
possibilities
of life, thought, and
invention.Copy !req
273. Galaxies, solar systems,
planets, and moonsCopy !req
274. expand through time
forever without us
and forever within us,Copy !req
275. searching for answers
that may not exist.Copy !req
276. Absolutely fascinating.Copy !req
277. Yes.Copy !req
278. Boring!Copy !req
279. Hmm. That
does not impress you?Copy !req
280. Then how about this?Copy !req
281. oh. No.Copy !req
282. Aaaaaaah!Copy !req
283. Dee Dee: Howdy, boys.Copy !req
284. Professor hawk: Run away fast.Copy !req
285. Oh, darn it.Copy !req
286. Professor hawk,
what will we do?Copy !req
287. We go down with
the best of them, kid.Copy !req
288. Oh, no, we don't, cowpoke,Copy !req
289. just listen and follow what
I say, and I'll get you
through.Copy !req
290. What's wrong with
you people?Copy !req
291. Little girl,
have you seen my lab?Copy !req
292. Huh?Copy !req
293. What lab?Copy !req
294. Grrr...Copy !req
295. Aaaaaaaah!Copy !req
296. Ooooooooh!Copy !req
297. You crazy girl,Copy !req
298. look what you've done.Copy !req
299. Not to worry, boys!Copy !req
300. Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you, thank you.Copy !req
301. What's happening here,
professor?Copy !req
302. Oh, now, boys, hold on.
It's very simple.Copy !req
303. You see, for the past
several years,Copy !req
304. I focused on brain power,
leaving my body to wither.Copy !req
305. But this young Princess
reminded me how important
my body wasCopy !req
306. with her innocence
and naivete.Copy !req
307. Princess?Copy !req
308. But what about
the mystery grand prize?Copy !req
309. Mm-hmm.
You're right.Copy !req
310. I've got it!Copy !req
311. Let's have a dance contest.Copy !req
312. Whoever wins,
wins the factory.Copy !req
313. Oom-pahs!Copy !req
314. Thank you.Copy !req
315. The envelope, please.Copy !req
316. And the winner is...Copy !req
317. I just cannot
believe the results.Copy !req
318. I am pleased to announce...
That I am the winner.Copy !req
319. Thank for playing, kids.
Bye-bye.Copy !req
320. Dee Dee, I am confused.Copy !req
321. Good!Copy !req
322. Past the vaulted doorCopy !req
323. where impossible
things may happenCopy !req
324. that the world's
never seen before.Copy !req
325. captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment group and
U.S. department of educationCopy !req
326. captioning performed by
the national captioning
institute, inc.Copy !req
327. Public performance of captions
prohibited without permission of
national captioning instituteCopy !req