1. welcome aboard
the dance express,Copy !req
2. where we'll travel
to the 4 cornersCopy !req
3. of the boogieland
transatlantic.Copy !req
4. And now let's visit
our first stop,Copy !req
5. the spotlight dance.Copy !req
6. Choo choo.Copy !req
7. Choo choo.Copy !req
8. Captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment group
and U.S. department of educationCopy !req
9. That's old.Copy !req
10. Seen it.Copy !req
11. Lame.Copy !req
12. Hey, man.
Look, it's...Copy !req
13. Big daddy fat?Copy !req
14. Yo, check this out.Copy !req
15. Wow. Dig
that new groove.Copy !req
16. Phew. Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
17. Dexter,
I've got a new dance
I want to show you!Copy !req
18. Can't you see
I am busy with
an important experiment?Copy !req
19. I do not have time
to look at your silly,
stupid dance.Copy !req
20. But, Dexter—Copy !req
21. well, that's that.Copy !req
22. Dexter, look! No!Copy !req
23. No! Look!Copy !req
24. Look! No!Copy !req
25. No! Look!Copy !req
26. Look! No!Copy !req
27. Look!Copy !req
28. No!Copy !req
29. Dexter, are you ready
to watch my dance yet?Copy !req
30. I told you
I am too busyCopy !req
31. to watch your dumb
girl dance!Copy !req
32. Then I have no choice
but to keep dancing
till you watch!Copy !req
33. ThenlCopy !req
34. giant freeze ray CannonCopy !req
35. should freeze Dee DeeCopy !req
36. and that stupid dance.Copy !req
37. Hmm. It looks like
we have spottedCopy !req
38. our annoying
dancing target already.Copy !req
39. Dexter, look!Copy !req
40. Dexter, look!Copy !req
41. Dexter, look!Copy !req
42. Look, Dexter!Copy !req
43. Look, Dexter!Copy !req
44. Dexter, look!Copy !req
45. Dexter, look!Copy !req
46. Aah!Copy !req
47. Now I can get back to work.Copy !req
48. What? There is no lifeCopy !req
49. at 30,000 feet
below sea level.Copy !req
50. Let me have a look.Copy !req
51. Hmm.Copy !req
52. Dee Dee:
Look, Dexter!Copy !req
53. Finally.Copy !req
54. What the—Copy !req
55. Watch my dance, Dexter!Copy !req
56. Aah!Copy !req
57. All right!Copy !req
58. I'll watch
your stupid dance!Copy !req
59. You will?Copy !req
60. Ok, you sit
right here.Copy !req
61. Comfy?Copy !req
62. Here we go!Copy !req
63. So, what did you think?Copy !req
64. Hey, that was
pretty good.Copy !req
65. Really?Copy !req
66. Yeah.Copy !req
67. Well, I'll be
seeing you.Copy !req
68. Okey-dokey.Copy !req
69. Ok, now.Copy !req
70. Final checksCopy !req
71. on nuclear engine
antimatter rays.Copy !req
72. Testing lasers.
All systems go!Copy !req
73. Eek!Copy !req
74. Ohh!Copy !req
75. Aah!Copy !req
76. My wonderful boots
are maimed.Copy !req
77. Oh, my poor shoesies.Copy !req
78. You're out!Copy !req
79. Hi, Dexter!
Whatcha doing?Copy !req
80. Can you not see
I am in mourning?Copy !req
81. My boots are ruined.Copy !req
82. Shoe problems—
I've got just the thing!Copy !req
83. Ta-da!Copy !req
84. "Gnowing gnomes"?Copy !req
85. Lookie here. "Shoe gnomes
are a special varietyCopy !req
86. "of gnomes who specialize
in the manufacturingCopy !req
87. and repair of shoes."Copy !req
88. Hmm, sounds iffy.Copy !req
89. I don't think
I want to risk it.Copy !req
90. Fine! You can
just go barefootCopy !req
91. for the rest
of your life!Copy !req
92. Dee Dee,
don't leave me!Copy !req
93. Pretty please!
Pretty please!Copy !req
94. All right. Quit
your groveling.
I'll help.Copy !req
95. Ok, here we are.
"In order to summon
shoe gnomes,Copy !req
96. it is necessary
to arrange the following."Copy !req
97. and the final touch.Copy !req
98. Ooh, cookies.
Don't mind if I do.Copy !req
99. Dexter!Copy !req
100. These aren't for you!
They're treats
for the gnomes.Copy !req
101. Stupid me.Copy !req
102. Now we can go to bed.Copy !req
103. Shoes!Copy !req
104. Hold it, kid!Copy !req
105. All right.
Coming through!Copy !req
106. Hey, kid,
you know the rules—
no lookie-loos.Copy !req
107. You either stay
with the tour group
or get lost.Copy !req
108. Ain't
no amusement park
in here, buster.Copy !req
109. And, as you can see, with
our new state-of-the-art
facilities...Copy !req
110. A little lower,
come on.Copy !req
111. Center it.
Put it over here.
Perfect. Beautiful.Copy !req
112. Gnome.
Buy at 10% down.Copy !req
113. Bring that tongue in
nice and slow.Copy !req
114. Uh-huh. That's it.Copy !req
115. Excuse me, sir,
but—Copy !req
116. you again?Copy !req
117. I thought I told you
to get lost!Copy !req
118. That's it!Copy !req
119. You listen
to me, buster!Copy !req
120. All this stuff
belongs to
me, me, me!Copy !req
121. Got that?Copy !req
122. Now get out!Copy !req
123. Fine. I mean,
it's not like we
didn't fix your shoes,Copy !req
124. but go ahead, throw us
out on the street
like everybody else does—Copy !req
125. "thanks for
fixing the shoes.
Now, get out!"Copy !req
126. I just thought
you'd be different.Copy !req
127. Well, maybe
we could work
things out.Copy !req
128. Uh, can I borrow
that there screwdriver?Copy !req
129. Uh, sure.Copy !req
130. Do you mind?Copy !req
131. Some people
are trying
to work in here.Copy !req
132. Hey, Dex,
could I
use your—Copy !req
133. shoo,
shoe gnome.Copy !req
134. Thanks, Mac.Copy !req
135. Don't mention it.Copy !req
136. Dee Dee, help!Copy !req
137. They're everywhere.Copy !req
138. They're sucking
the life from my veins!Copy !req
139. Please, I need
your wise counsel.Copy !req
140. Dee Dee:
Look at all the shoes!Copy !req
141. I'm going to try them all on!Copy !req
142. Hey, what the—Copy !req
143. you guys are starting
to creep me out!Copy !req
144. Disgusting!Copy !req
145. Vile!Copy !req
146. You gnomes are
nothing but brute,
hateful creatures.Copy !req
147. Wow!Copy !req
148. Hot stuff!Copy !req
149. Drool, drool.Copy !req
150. These feet
were made for walking.Copy !req
151. Great toes.Copy !req
152. Who, Dee Dee?Copy !req
153. She's ok.Copy !req
154. Come on, guy,
have you no sympathy?Copy !req
155. We fixed your shoes!Copy !req
156. Dexter,
we need those feet!Copy !req
157. We'll do anything to have
those feet!Copy !req
158. Will you leave
my lab forever?Copy !req
159. Except that.Copy !req
160. Take it easy, kid.Copy !req
161. You're foaming
at the mouth.Copy !req
162. Aah!Copy !req
163. Fix the boots
or not,Copy !req
164. I have had it
with you guys!Copy !req
165. Dee Dee:
There you are!Copy !req
166. I think
I found a wayCopy !req
167. to make
those creepy gnomes
go away.Copy !req
168. Now all we need
is one of your
ingenious ideasCopy !req
169. to pull it
all together.Copy !req
170. I hear this show's
got saucy bits.Copy !req
171. Yay!Copy !req
172. Boo!Copy !req
173. Yay!Copy !req
174. Boo!Copy !req
175. Yay!Copy !req
176. Boo!Copy !req
177. Boo!Copy !req
178. Yay!Copy !req
179. Make a run for it!Copy !req
180. Our goose is cooked.Copy !req
181. It's out of shoes!Copy !req
182. So what?Copy !req
183. I want my mommy!Copy !req
184. Dexter,
do something!Copy !req
185. I am.Copy !req
186. Fly true,
loyal shoe.Copy !req
187. What a world.Copy !req
188. Nice work, Dexter.Copy !req
189. Don't thank me,
Dee Dee.
Thank my shoe!Copy !req
190. Huh?Copy !req
191. Oh, no.Copy !req
192. My precious shoe
is ruined!Copy !req
193. My shoe!Copy !req
194. I, the evil math magician,
shall capture all the childrenCopy !req
195. and force them
to do homework forever.Copy !req
196. Just then...Copy !req
197. Major glory!Copy !req
198. You asked for it!Copy !req
199. Uh, uh, uh.
No violence
in schools.Copy !req
200. Hmm, you're right,
but there is one way
to stop you!Copy !req
201. No! Not justice
fruit pies,
a delicious treatCopy !req
202. you'd have to be
crazy to hate!
Ooh, I give up.Copy !req
203. Thanks to major glory.Copy !req
204. Don't thank me. Thank
fustice fruit fies.Copy !req
205. What?Copy !req
206. I said,
don't fankum—
oh!Copy !req
207. Yes. Yes!
At last, my greatest work...Copy !req
208. Completed!Copy !req
209. These 2 super-duper
hopped up hydrocrafts
are just the thingCopy !req
210. for my scientific needs,Copy !req
211. one for touring
and maintenance,Copy !req
212. and one to replace
the original...Copy !req
213. That Dee Dee
will inevitably break.Copy !req
214. Now is when
we separate the boys...Copy !req
215. From the men!Copy !req
216. Safety first!Copy !req
217. Power up.Copy !req
218. All that is left nowCopy !req
219. is to go there.Copy !req
220. Aah!Copy !req
221. She's too fast!Copy !req
222. What a flight!Copy !req
223. Must regain control!Copy !req
224. No!Copy !req
225. Huh?Copy !req
226. What is this place?Copy !req
227. Tell you what, though,
some crash!Copy !req
228. Ooh-hoo.
Computer give meCopy !req
229. a complete readout
on my exact location.Copy !req
230. Computer?Copy !req
231. Computer!Copy !req
232. Ok, Dexter,
you traveled so far so fast,Copy !req
233. you put yourself
out of range of communication.Copy !req
234. Just relax.
It's no biggie.Copy !req
235. Aah!Copy !req
236. Help, someone!Copy !req
237. I am so lost
I cannot be found.Copy !req
238. I am up a paddle
with no creek.Copy !req
239. Dee Dee, lisping:
Dexter, hey,
I'll give you 20 bucksCopy !req
240. for a bowl
of my most favorite bowl
of fruity tooty cereal.Copy !req
241. Dexter? Dexter?Copy !req
242. Ooh!Copy !req
243. Look out!
We're going to crash!Copy !req
244. Button, button,Copy !req
245. who's got the button?Copy !req
246. A failure must be noted.Copy !req
247. I must be
in the old part of the lab.Copy !req
248. Perhaps I can find
something usefulCopy !req
249. in this pile of garbage.Copy !req
250. Wait a second.
I remember you,Copy !req
251. but I haven't seen you since—Copy !req
252. At last,Copy !req
253. my greatest work
is completed!Copy !req
254. Cute.Copy !req
255. Now to be found.Copy !req
256. Halt!Copy !req
257. Who—who are you?Copy !req
258. We are
your early creations.Copy !req
259. You invented us
one...Copy !req
260. By one.Copy !req
261. We were all
your greatest work...Copy !req
262. But you abandoned us,Copy !req
263. and now you shall pay
for your neglect.Copy !req
264. Uh, but, uh,
you see, uh,Copy !req
265. it wasn't my fault, i—Copy !req
266. look, it's r2d2!Copy !req
267. Where?Copy !req
268. Alert. He's escaping.Copy !req
269. R2d2 is not here.Copy !req
270. Whoa! Woo!Copy !req
271. Whoa!Copy !req
272. Ooh!Copy !req
273. What's this?Copy !req
274. I remember this.Copy !req
275. Waah!Copy !req
276. I got to show this
to Dexter.Copy !req
277. He'll laugh!Copy !req
278. Perhaps I have lost them.Copy !req
279. Converge!
Converge! Converge!Copy !req
280. Weaponry!Copy !req
281. Filthy ancient technology,
stop that!Copy !req
282. Simply put,
I'm doomed.Copy !req
283. Help!Copy !req
284. Whee!Copy !req
285. Dee Dee?Copy !req
286. Dexter,
look what I found!Copy !req
287. Dee Dee,
you found me!Copy !req
288. I also found this—Copy !req
289. your first invention,
remember?Copy !req
290. Who cares
about that
stupid invention?Copy !req
291. You can take me
out of here.Copy !req
292. Tsk, Tsk, Tsk.Copy !req
293. Dexter,
I'm surprised at you.Copy !req
294. Look what's happening
to you nowCopy !req
295. because of your neglect.Copy !req
296. By the time
you finish
one invention,Copy !req
297. you're preoccupied
with your next.Copy !req
298. You don't care
about any of them.Copy !req
299. You're right,
Dee Dee.Copy !req
300. I've never given
enough attentionCopy !req
301. to all
of these creatures.Copy !req
302. I'm so sorry.
If I only knew...Copy !req
303. My sweet darling,Copy !req
304. how I remember
you well,Copy !req
305. how I used to push
your button...Copy !req
306. Hey, they've all
been deactivated.Copy !req
307. I'm saved. Let us
get out of here.Copy !req
308. Now that
that's over with,Copy !req
309. I can start work
on my newest creation,Copy !req
310. an advanced version
of the hovercraft.Copy !req
311. Then I will be able to—Copy !req
312. Dexter!Copy !req
313. Captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment group
and U.S. department of educationCopy !req
314. enter
at your own perilCopy !req
315. past
the vaulted doorCopy !req
316. where impossible
things may happenCopy !req
317. that the world's
never seen before.Copy !req
318. captioning performed by
the national captioning
institute, inc.Copy !req
319. Public performance of captions
prohibited without permission of
national captioning instituteCopy !req