1. Captioning made possible by
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and U.S. department of educationCopy !req
2. Honey,
that was delicious!Copy !req
3. What's for dessert?Copy !req
4. Yay, dessert!Copy !req
5. Something special
for my little family—Copy !req
6. upside-down cake!Copy !req
7. Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!Copy !req
8. One for my big man...Copy !req
9. One for my little
Princess...Copy !req
10. And one
for my little man.Copy !req
11. Mom, look! Dexter
didn't eat his veggies!Copy !req
12. Good heavens. Well,
we can't have that.Copy !req
13. Finish your dinner,
Dexter.Copy !req
14. But—but—
but—but—Copy !req
15. now, Dexter,
you listen to your mom.Copy !req
16. If you want some
of this great dessert,
eat your veggies.Copy !req
17. Ugh! Eww!Copy !req
18. Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!Copy !req
19. Patooie! Patooie!Copy !req
20. Oh, mother, I submitCopy !req
21. that if I did
indeed consume all
of my vegetables,Copy !req
22. I would not
have room for your
delicious dessert.Copy !req
23. Now, now, Dexter,Copy !req
24. if you don't eat
your veggies, you
can't have any cake.Copy !req
25. How can you have cake
if you don't eat
your veggies?Copy !req
26. I concede to your
infinite wisdom.Copy !req
27. Please excuse me.Copy !req
28. According
to the taste-bud sensor,Copy !req
29. there is a decrease
in my vegetable area.Copy !req
30. In order to change
this situation,Copy !req
31. I must alter
my atomic DNA structure.Copy !req
32. This requires
drastic measures.Copy !req
33. My dessert future
is at stake.Copy !req
34. I have decided to deployCopy !req
35. a reasonable amount
of gamma radiation—Copy !req
36. just enough to get
the taste buds level.Copy !req
37. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.Copy !req
38. Hmm. Interesting.Copy !req
39. I don't feel different.Copy !req
40. But the scanner reads
that the vegetarian levelsCopy !req
41. are high.Copy !req
42. Hmm. "Danger."Copy !req
43. That's an odd reading,
but I feel great!Copy !req
44. Boy, that gamma radiation
can take it out of you.Copy !req
45. Odd. I have
a strange urgeCopy !req
46. for a lettuce, broccoli,
and cucumber sandwich.Copy !req
47. I shall reward my new
vegetarian passions
with a midnight snack.Copy !req
48. There are no vegetables.
Perhaps the pantry.Copy !req
49. Nothing!Copy !req
50. There are no vegetables
in the house!Copy !req
51. Must... find...Copy !req
52. Vegetables!Copy !req
53. Ohh!Copy !req
54. Huh?Copy !req
55. Aarrgghh!Copy !req
56. Dexter? Just
what do you think
you're doing?Copy !req
57. You've missed
breakfast,Copy !req
58. and you're
still not dressed
for school.Copy !req
59. You'll be late
for the bus.Copy !req
60. Whoops-a-doodle.
Speaking of late,
I've got to run.Copy !req
61. Bye, daddy!Copy !req
62. So long, pumpkin!Copy !req
63. As nutrition
awareness week begins,Copy !req
64. we will have
several guest speakers.Copy !req
65. Without further ado,
let me introduce...Copy !req
66. Mr. Dancing carrot.Copy !req
67. Hiya, kids!Copy !req
68. Hiya,
Mr. Dancing carrot!Copy !req
69. Ok, kids. Sing along!Copy !req
70. oh!Copy !req
71. Aah! Get him off me!Copy !req
72. Ptoo! Lunch!Copy !req
73. Oh, please,
o kind lunch lady,Copy !req
74. I must partake
of vegetables.Copy !req
75. I can't be doing that.
You have to wait in line.Copy !req
76. There are other kids
before you,Copy !req
77. and nobody cuts the lineCopy !req
78. in my lunchroom!Copy !req
79. You are making me hungry.Copy !req
80. You wouldn't like me
when I'm hungry.Copy !req
81. Huh?Copy !req
82. Aarrgghh!Copy !req
83. You ok?Copy !req
84. Please excuse me.Copy !req
85. Well, everything
seems normal.Copy !req
86. It was just a matter
of reversingCopy !req
87. some gamma radiation.Copy !req
88. Quite simple, really.Copy !req
89. Dinner, everybody!Copy !req
90. Any eating
problems,
Dexter?Copy !req
91. There are
no concerns.Copy !req
92. What's for dinner?Copy !req
93. Well, dear,
I thought we'd try
something different:Copy !req
94. Liver and onions!Copy !req
95. Ewww!Copy !req
96. Liver
and onions!
My favorite.Copy !req
97. Heh heh heh!Copy !req
98. Aah!Copy !req
99. Ohh...Copy !req
100. Dee Dee: Dexter!Copy !req
101. Dexter!Copy !req
102. Dee Dee?Copy !req
103. I heard a baby scream.Copy !req
104. Baby?Copy !req
105. Baby?Copy !req
106. I give up!
All I was doingCopy !req
107. was working diligently
in my labCopy !req
108. when all of a sudden,
the doors opened up
all by themselves,Copy !req
109. and a huge demonic light
smacks my face, laughs—Copy !req
110. heh heh heh!Copy !req
111. Then I wake up
to find...Copy !req
112. You.Copy !req
113. No, no, Dexter.
It wasn't me.Copy !req
114. It was koosy!Copy !req
115. Who?
My koosalagoopagoop.Copy !req
116. Your
foosamanaloopaninny?Copy !req
117. The koosalagoopagoop.Copy !req
118. We were playing
hide-and-seek.Copy !req
119. Oh, koosy!Copy !req
120. Hide-and-seek?Copy !req
121. Koosy! Koosy?Copy !req
122. What, pray tell,
is a koosalagoopagoop?Copy !req
123. Dexter, I would like you
to meet koosy.Copy !req
124. Oh, hello,
Mr. Imaginary friend.Copy !req
125. Koosy is not imaginary!Copy !req
126. He's just invisible!Copy !req
127. You are making things up,Copy !req
128. and koosy does not exist
in reality, so shush!Copy !req
129. He's real, he's real,
he's real, he's real,Copy !req
130. he's real, he's real,
he's real!Copy !req
131. Dee Dee! I will now proveCopy !req
132. through the classification
of animalsCopy !req
133. that koosy does not exist.Copy !req
134. You see?
Your koosalagoopagoopCopy !req
135. is nowhere
in the animal kingdom,Copy !req
136. and if I cannot see
this creatureCopy !req
137. to examine it,
it does not exist.Copy !req
138. But you can't see
air, and you know
that exists.Copy !req
139. I just can't believe it!Copy !req
140. I can't disprove
your stupid imaginary
friend's existence.Copy !req
141. Therefore,
he must exist.Copy !req
142. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
143. K-K-Koosy?Copy !req
144. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
145. Dee Dee, my sweet.Copy !req
146. Koosy!Copy !req
147. Oh, koosy,
you're so warm.Copy !req
148. Yeah. I know.Copy !req
149. Dee Dee, please make
this towering buffoonCopy !req
150. disappear out of my lab.Copy !req
151. What buffoon?Copy !req
152. I thought
he didn't exist.Copy !req
153. How about
a nice big hug?Copy !req
154. I do not think so.Copy !req
155. Oh, but I'm so warm.Copy !req
156. Precisely.Copy !req
157. Well, if you won't
disappear,Copy !req
158. then leave.Copy !req
159. But koosy can't leave.Copy !req
160. Why?Copy !req
161. He's too big to fit
through the door.Copy !req
162. Uh-huh. Yep. Yep.Copy !req
163. Holy cow! I'm late
for dance class!Copy !req
164. You know, if you turn
your lips inside out,Copy !req
165. you can look
like Jimmy Carter.Copy !req
166. how did you get
so small?Copy !req
167. I can change size—ha!--Copy !req
168. whenever I want.Copy !req
169. Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
170. Cooking! I love cooking!Copy !req
171. Actually,
I am devising
a new kind of fuel.Copy !req
172. With just one drop,
an automobile
can travelCopy !req
173. up to 14 days,Copy !req
174. and it is
pollutant-free.Copy !req
175. For another day.Copy !req
176. Right now, I will cook
my world-famous pappywraps.Copy !req
177. What's a pappywrap?Copy !req
178. I'll show you.
First you need
a very large tortilla,Copy !req
179. and you need a frying pan
and a tub of meat.Copy !req
180. A tub of meat, huh?Copy !req
181. Uh-huh. Then you cook
the meat for just a bit,Copy !req
182. slap it on the tortilla,Copy !req
183. wrap it, and finis! Voila!
A pappywrap.Copy !req
184. Aw, come on. Try it.Copy !req
185. I'm scared.Copy !req
186. Don't be silly.Copy !req
187. Uh-uh.
Coochie-coochie-coo.Copy !req
188. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
189. Unh!Copy !req
190. Now, wasn't that
delicious?Copy !req
191. No! Because I just
ate a tub of meat.Copy !req
192. Now, come with me,
you bad thing.Copy !req
193. Now, maybe I can find
a way to send you away.Copy !req
194. What is it with you?Copy !req
195. He looks
like Jimmy Carter! Ha ha!Copy !req
196. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
197. Grrr... out of the cage!
Get out of the cage!Copy !req
198. Now, open up!Copy !req
199. Sorry.Copy !req
200. Open up!Copy !req
201. Uh, wh—uh, what are you
going to do?Copy !req
202. Dexter, muffled:
I am going to find out
what makes you tickCopy !req
203. and unplug it!Copy !req
204. Oh, ok.Copy !req
205. Oh. Hey, that tickles!Copy !req
206. Stop! Ha ha ha!Copy !req
207. Whoo! Ha ha!Copy !req
208. Oh, no! No, no, no!Copy !req
209. Stop! Oh, stop!Copy !req
210. Don't! Don't!Copy !req
211. Oh, just stop it. That
was simply just too much.Copy !req
212. Hey, I'm stuck!Copy !req
213. Oh, all right.
I'll get you out.Copy !req
214. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
215. I'm back!Copy !req
216. Dee Dee, get your stupid
imaginary friend
out of my life!Copy !req
217. Gosh, Dexter,
why don't you just
imagine him away?Copy !req
218. Just imagine him away?Copy !req
219. That's it!Copy !req
220. Koosalagoopagoop...Copy !req
221. I imagine you away!Copy !req
222. Away! Away! Away!Copy !req
223. Bye-bye, Dee Dee.
Bye-bye, Dexter.Copy !req
224. You'll never see me
again.Copy !req
225. Dexter!Copy !req
226. What have I done?Copy !req
227. Koosy!Copy !req
228. Mmm. YouareCopy !req
229. yeah. I know.Copy !req
230. Bye-bye.Copy !req
231. I want koosy back!Copy !req
232. Dexter, what's that?Copy !req
233. Where?Copy !req
234. Very funny.Copy !req
235. I'm sorry.Copy !req
236. Dexter, what's that?Copy !req
237. Where?Copy !req
238. Will you cut it out?Copy !req
239. Ok.Copy !req
240. Dexter! What's that?Copy !req
241. Oh, no.Copy !req
242. I'm not falling
for that again.Copy !req
243. Hmm.Copy !req
244. Ahh!Copy !req
245. Yes!Copy !req
246. It may have taken many hours
into the early morning,Copy !req
247. but thatis
the equation!Copy !req
248. Ha ha ha! When I think
of all the foolsCopy !req
249. when I unleash
the power of—Copy !req
250. It seems that in my quest
for ultimate knowledge,Copy !req
251. I have overlooked
my homework.Copy !req
252. This assignment
does not seem hard.Copy !req
253. Shouldn't take me
more than a minute.Copy !req
254. But first a little break,Copy !req
255. and then the homework.Copy !req
256. I'll just rest my eyes
for a... Few...Copy !req
257. Moments.Copy !req
258. Man on television:
Hey, puppet pal clem,Copy !req
259. where do people keep
their money?Copy !req
260. Second man: Duh.
Don't know.Copy !req
261. We interrupt
this program to bring you
this announcement.Copy !req
262. Dee Dee: Aah!Copy !req
263. Ah, that silly girl
is awake at this hour?Copy !req
264. 7:59?Copy !req
265. I've only got one minute
till the bus arrives!Copy !req
266. My homework. Must wash.Copy !req
267. My homework. Breakfast.Copy !req
268. I have never been late
for school.Copy !req
269. My perfect record
will be tarnished...Copy !req
270. Unless there is a way!Copy !req
271. This is incredibly
dangerous.Copy !req
272. However...Copy !req
273. What is science...Copy !req
274. Without the risk?Copy !req
275. My time-expansion helmetCopy !req
276. will turn 30 seconds
into 30 minutesCopy !req
277. and give me plenty of timeCopy !req
278. to complete
my morning tasks.Copy !req
279. Time expander—activate.Copy !req
280. Silly Dee Dee,
prancing about
in her pjsCopy !req
281. while the bus draws
ever closer.Copy !req
282. Foolish Dee Dee.
The school bus will
be here any second,Copy !req
283. and she is still
not ready.Copy !req
284. My 30 minutes
are almost up!Copy !req
285. Must finish homework.Copy !req
286. Friction burn!Copy !req
287. Better slow down.Copy !req
288. Easy. Easy.Copy !req
289. Finished!Copy !req
290. Science conquers all!Copy !req
291. Dee Dee, you are
obstructing my passageCopy !req
292. to educational benefits.Copy !req
293. What?Copy !req
294. We are going to miss
the school bus!Copy !req
295. The bus!Copy !req
296. I have missed the bus.Copy !req
297. I have become... Tardy.Copy !req
298. My spotless record...Copy !req
299. A lifetime
of perfection—Copy !req
300. destroyed!Copy !req
301. Why, sister?Copy !req
302. Why?Copy !req
303. Snow day!
School's canceled!Copy !req
304. Enter at your own peril,
past the vaulted door,Copy !req
305. where impossible things
may happenCopy !req
306. that the world's
never seen before.Copy !req
307. Captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment group
and U.S. department of educationCopy !req
308. captioned by the national
captioning institute
—www.Ncicap.Org—Copy !req