Dexter's Laboratory 2x38

Directed by Genndy Tartakovsky

To avoid the bath, Dexter decides to laminate himself.

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1. Hi, Dexter. What you doing?

2. Working.

3. Oh.

4. Hey, Dexter, how do you like my new socks?

5. Hey, those aren't socks. Those are—

6. whoa!

7. My pipes!

8. Dee Dee, what are you doing?

9. How many times I got to tell you

10. to stay out of my laboratory?

11. Why do you always got to come here, acting like a—

12. Blue falcon!

13. Dexter, I need your help.

14. Dynomutt, my robotic comrade,

15. has been dealt a devastating blow.

16. Sheesh. No kidding.

17. I'm extremely wealthy.

18. Quickly, to the laboratory!

19. Chest housing shredded,

20. rotatomic motor shattered,

21. cybertronic uplink is down,

22. and the gyroscapularscope is scrapped.

23. Somebody really did a number on him. What happened?

24. It all started when I learned

25. that the city museum had been broken into.

26. I had a good hunch who was behind it, too.

27. At long last,

28. the pharaoh's heart Ruby is mine!

29. Blue falcon!

30. And dynomutt, the dog wonder!

31. That's right, buzzord.

32. You and your scavengers should think twice

33. before you plunder museums in my town.

34. Yeah.

35. Ah! Get them!

36. Hoo!

37. Hoo hoo! Isa

38. so I baked you a pie.

39. Have a slice!

40. And stick around. Ha ha ha ha!

41. Dynomutt, get the Ruby!

42. Rightio, b.F. I'm on it.

43. All right. Time to rock...

44. And roll.

45. I guess you guys are the real underdogs.

46. Get it? You went under me, the dog.

47. Ha ha ha—oh!

48. Oops. Hee hee.

49. Oh, no, you don't.

50. Mmm. Rubylicious.

51. Hey, what's the big idea?

52. What are you guys doing in my nose?

53. Get on out of there.

54. Dynomutt, look out!

55. Dynomutt, turn off your vacuum.

56. Oh, yeah. Hee hee hee.

57. Sorry about that, b.F.,

58. but I've got the Ruby right here,

59. safe and sound in my—aah!

60. Dynomutt! Oh!

61. Ha! No goofy idiot sidekick

62. can keep me from my prize.

63. Dynomutt!

64. Oh, dynomutt!

65. Hang in there, you brave fool.

66. We'll get you back together.

67. I know just the man who can help us,

68. and that man is a boy.

69. Let me start by saying I am truly honored

70. you came to me, blue falcon.

71. And I, Dexter, boy genius,

72. in allegiance with the forces of justice,

73. do solemnly pledge to revitalize

74. your computerized, crime-fighting canine companion

75. by any means necessary!

76. Now, if you'll please excuse me,

77. I think it best if the next of kin

78. does not witness the operation.

79. That connects the last synaptide.

80. Your core memory should reboot

81. as soon as I reinitialize your neural net.

82. Ok, computer, initiate reinitialization.

83. Hey!

84. Where am I?

85. Who are you?

86. Oh, why, I am Dexter, boy genius,

87. and this is my secret laboratory.

88. Say, nice place, kid.

89. Mind if I nose around?

90. So you do science in here, huh?

91. I'm just fascinated by science, you know,

92. being I'm made out of science and all that.

93. Wow! This is amazing!

94. Well, I'll be.

95. Will you look at that?

96. Get a load of this.

97. Ooh! What does this button do?

98. Aah!

99. Sheesh, you're as bad as Dee Dee.

100. A goofy idiot sidekick like you

101. couldn't possibly be any help to blue falcon

102. in his war on crime.

103. Guess I better start from scratch.

104. Nice uniform.

105. You on some kind of sports team?

106. I'm the blue falcon.

107. Oh, right. The falcons.

108. You guys didn't do so hot last season, huh?

109. I'm the blue falcon.

110. Oh, don't be blue.

111. I'm sure you'll do better next season.

112. Blue falcon, this way, please.

113. I'd like to present...

114. Dynomutt x90!

115. I see you've added a few things.

116. Oh, yes. Dynomutt has been totally revamped

117. from the ground up

118. to maximize his crime-fighting potential.

119. Hmm.

120. What say we give him a field test?

121. D.m. X90 prime elimination unit

122. ready for duty.

123. Excellent.

124. Dynomutt, sic crime!

125. And with his new satellite uplink,

126. he can detect crime half a world away.

127. Let's watch.

128. All right, pops. Cough up the cash,

129. because I ain't playing.

130. Robbery is a criminal offense.

131. Drop your weapon.

132. You have 3 seconds to comply.

133. 3, 2, 1.

134. Impressive.

135. Parking violation.

136. Jaywalking.

137. Aah!

138. Littering.

139. Aah!

140. Dynomutt's gone mad! I've got to stop him.

141. This is unthinkable.

142. Not only do I have to hunt down my own dog,

143. but I have to do it without my trusty sidekick.

144. Don't worry, blue falcon. I can help.

145. I'll be your sidekick—

146. dexstar, boy of wonder.

147. I think you've helped enough today.

148. But you need me.

149. The only way to deactivate the d.M. X90

150. is by inserting this chip

151. into his data processor.

152. Let's go!

153. Dynomutt, stop this nonsense now!

154. You are guilty of obstruction of justice.

155. You have 5 seconds to surrender.

156. 5, 4,

157. 3, 2, 1.

158. Dynomutt, it's me, your best pal.

159. Don't you remember?

160. I don't understand.

161. This isn't like my old dynomutt at all.

162. Well, he's not. I built you a brand-new one.

163. What? Why?

164. Well, the old one was just a goofy idiot sidekick.

165. He wasn't just a goofy idiot sidekick.

166. He was a... Go-go dog person.

167. Well, he is still in the laboratory.

168. If only we could reactivate him.

169. Maybe we still can.

170. Huh? What? Who? Where? Where's the fire?

171. Ah! B.F. Is in trouble!

172. Dynomutt to the rescue!

173. Hey, you overgrown impostor.

174. Unhand my chums.

175. Dexter and blue falcon: Dynomutt!

176. Dynomutt prototype is not a threat.

177. What? Not a threat?

178. Who do you think you're talking to, bud?

179. Turn around and fight like a dog.

180. The cold shoulder, eh?

181. Well, this one always gets them.

182. Meow, meow, meow!

183. Hey, big boy. Meow.

184. Bark, bark, bark, bark.

185. Meow, meow, meow, meow.

186. Bark, bark, bark, bark.

187. Hey, tough guy.

188. Now that I've got your attention,

189. I've got a little present for you.

190. Dexstar, now's our chance.

191. Thanks again for your help, Dexter.

192. Any time, blue falcon.

193. And dynomutt, I'm sorry

194. I underestimated you.

195. Thank you for the daring rescue.

196. Oh, gosh. It weren't nothing.

197. It's all in a day's work for us superheroes,

198. right, b.F.?

199. Ha ha ha! Right, dynomutt.

200. And remember, Dexter,

201. it's a goofy idiot sidekick

202. that makes a superhero super.

203. Wow! Cool!

204. Yup.

205. aah!

206. egad!

207. Wah!

208. Wait!

209. Ooh!

210. captioning made possible by Turner entertainment group and U.S. department of education

211. captioning performed by the national captioning institute, inc.

212. Where impossible things may happen

213. that the world's never seen before.

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