Dexter's Laboratory 2x37

Directed by Rob Renzetti

Dexter and two friends go to the Star Check Convention, but certain confusion might send them to a different one.

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1. Captioning made possible by Turner entertainment network and U.S. department of education

2. My name is Tyler Samuel Lee.

3. I am 6—i am 61/2,

4. and my birthday is November 10, 19—.

5. This episode is about Dexter,

6. that doesn't know

7. that his new neighbor is computress

8. with his brother mandark.

9. And computress

10. hates mandark, too,

11. because he wrecked his lab.

12. And...

13. And computress

14. had to rebuild it all alone.

15. And now...

16. Computress and Dexter teamed up...

17. To shrink mandark's head

18. into nothing with the shrinking ray...

19. And to get Dee Dee

20. to...

21. To have no spirit instead of a free spirit.

22. And Dee Dee—

23. and they—

24. and computress...

25. Wrote the love letter

26. to Dee Dee

27. that was signed "from mandark."

28. And the letter said that "I'll be in Dexter's lab,

29. and I love you."

30. And...

31. And, uh... And, well.

32. And Dexter said—

33. sent the letter from Dee Dee

34. to mandark that was signed "from Dee Dee"

35. that it said "I'll be in Dexter's lab,"

36. and... i will...

37. "I will kiss you when I get there."

38. And then they shrunk mandark's head.

39. Instead of shrinking it,

40. they grew it.

41. And...

42. And it was on top of the world.

43. It was bigger than the world.

44. Actually, it was as big as the world,

45. and the world sucked into—

46. and the world was shaped like mandark's head.

47. And... and, uh...

48. And computress made the shrinking ray,

49. and he accidentally put it on grow.

50. And Dexter said, "you are stupid

51. "because you made the shrinking ray

52. be on grow."

53. And then Dexter said,

54. "you are stupid! You are stupid!

55. And don't forget, you are stupid!"

56. Do mandark's book.

57. And then mandark said, "ha ha. Now I rule the world.

58. "Ha ha ha.

59. "Once I tried to get the top-secret plans.

60. "And I said, aha, these are the top-secret plans.

61. "Ha ha ha ha.

62. "Ha.

63. "And now I rule the world.

64. "Ha ha ha.

65. Ha ha."

66. "Ha."

67. And then Dexter said...

68. And then computress

69. put it accidentally on grow again.

70. And then mandark's head grew more.

71. Actually, it was so big,

72. it couldn't fit in the universe,

73. and then his head exploded.

74. And then Dexter said...

75. And when his head exploded,

76. there were millions of mandark's head all over the world.

77. And Dexter said, "you are stupid!

78. "I didn't want a lot of mandark's head,

79. and that's why..."

80. "And that's why you are stupid!

81. "You are stupid!

82. And don't forget, you are stupid!"

83. The justice friends—

84. 3 of earth's mightiest heroes,

85. joining forces under one roof...

86. To face the challenge of everyday life.

87. Starring major glory,

88. valhallen,

89. and the infrangible krunk in...

90. The justice friends.

91. Puppet pal Mitch, on TV: Hey, puppet pal clem,

92. I just heard the funniest joke.

93. Do you want to hear it?

94. Puppet pal clem: Lay it on me, puppet pal Mitch.

95. What do you get when you cross a zebra and a trench coat?

96. I don't know. What do you get

97. when you cross a zebra and a trench coat?

98. A bonk on the head.

99. Krunk tooth hurt!

100. Ow!

101. Oh, say, can you see by the dawn's early light?

102. Our friend krunk is in a terrible fright.

103. Aah!

104. Liberty's bell! Krunk is possessed by some intergalactic fiend

105. of unimaginable imagination.

106. Krunk tooth...

107. Hurt!

108. We must swiftly subdue our superfriend so he can disclose to us

109. the location of the tooth that aches him so.

110. But—

111. Yo, major, checketh this out.

112. The agony that doth befall our friend

113. is a bodacious chip jammed in his krunk's teethesins.

114. Yes! It is as I suspected all along—

115. the foreign object implanted in krunk's teeth

116. has caused krunk to have a toothache.

117. Yo, we must make haste

118. and taketh the infrangible one to the dentist.

119. No! The time for that has passed!

120. We must extract the evil that is imbedded in krunk's teeth

121. and rid him of the plague that pains him!

122. But doesn't thou think it wouldst—

123. valhallen, would you come here, please?

124. Didst thou call upon me?

125. Val, pal, who found the apartment?

126. Uh, you.

127. And who put the security deposit down?

128. You.

129. And who didl elect as your leader?

130. Uh, you.

131. Hmm. Ok. Then I'd guess

132. you should shut up and do what I say!

133. Should we go to the dentist now?

134. Major glory: No!

135. Shouldst we go to the dentistnow?

136. Major glory: ♪ no-o!

137. Passing Mars, Jupiter, pluto, Neptune.

138. Well, that should do it.

139. Should we go to the dentist now?

140. Enough of these conventional methods.

141. We must extract the tooth

142. with the powers that we use to crush the forces of evil

143. and uphold the ways of justice

144. and rid krunk of this mighty saga of pain

145. that pursues to plague him.

146. Valhallen, you're on.

147. Rock on, valhallen.

148. Oh!

149. Stand back. The time has come

150. for lady Liberty's first son— major glory...

151. To step up and free you from the pain that your tooth has inflicted.

152. Behold,

153. the jaw of freedom!

154. Aah!

155. I'm sorry.

156. Don't worry, old friend.

157. We'll battle side by side

158. for justice another day.

159. These shenanigans have gone on far too long. We are in need of assistance.

160. I, major glory...

161. Must call upon the friends of justice—

162. white tiger!

163. Living bullet!

164. Phantone!

165. Miss spell!

166. Capital g!

167. The forces of good are no good.

168. Should not we have sendeth krunketh to the dentist?

169. No. I have a better plan.

170. Oh, my goodness!

171. The infrangible krunk has lost all his powers,

172. and one hit on the jaw will forever end

173. krunk's continuous onslaught on the forces ofevil.

174. Can this be true, krunk?

175. Now?

176. Yes, krunk. Now.

177. Yes.

178. Then let us hurry, valhallen, and leave krunk here alone,

179. defenseless against any attack of an evildoer,

180. while we seek help from a faraway place.

181. Look. The infrangible krunk has lost all his powers,

182. and one hit on the jaw would forever end

183. krunk's continuous onslaught on the forces of evil. Get him!

184. Dude, we have to take krunk to the dentist.

185. You know, val, I've had just about enough

186. of you and this dentist business.

187. Are you what if threatening me? I am?

188. Then I have just one word for you.

189. Don't say it!

190. Dentist! Dentist! Dentist!

191. Dentist?

192. I have a toothache.

193. What kind of doctor should I go see?

194. A dentist.

195. Dentist? Krunk must go see dentist.

196. Mr. Krunk, the doctor will see you now.

197. Hello, krunk. Now, why don't you just lie back,

198. and we'll see what the problem is.

199. Krunk, can you tell me what sound sheep make?

200. Baa!

201. All done. Candy?

202. Well, kids, we've all had fun here today, haven't we?

203. But remember, dental hygiene is serious business.

204. You should see your dentist at least once a year.

205. That's right.

206. And remember, dentists are your friends.

207. And if you neglect your friends,

208. you could be in major pain.

209. Isn't that right, major glory?

210. Ri-i-i-ight!

211. Dee Dee: Hi!

212. Hi!

213. H...

214. Invisible forcefield helmet.

215. Dee Dee: "P, o,"

216. uh,

217. "n, y."

218. Yay! My Christmas list is all done.

219. Hey, there!

220. What are you doing to my computer?

221. I'm sending a list of all my wishes to Santa claus.

222. Santa claus?

223. Don't you know there is no such thing?

224. You are simply wasting your precious time, valuable electricity,

225. and computer space even thinking about such foolishness!

226. Ha! If there's no Santa claus,

227. then how do the presents get under the tree every Christmas morning?

228. Isn't it obvious?

229. Haven't you heard?

230. Sister, let me lay it on you.

231. Word!

232. Yeah! Ooh! Ho!

233. All right, knock it off. Give me that.

234. My microphone.

235. You're nuts. Everybody knows Santa claus is real.

236. He lives up in the north pole with a thousand happy elves,

237. working hard, making toys for me

238. and all of the other good little boys and girls.

239. So I don't know where you get this stuff about dad being Santa claus.

240. It just doesn't—hey!

241. Stupid Dee Dee— "a thousand happy elves."

242. North pole, ha!

243. I will prove to her before this Christmas Eve is over

244. that my theory is correct.

245. Elves.

246. Huh?

247. Ha ha. Yes, yes. Aha!

248. Welcome to the party, pops.

249. Ho, ho, ho!

250. Ho, ho, ho, ho!

251. All right, dad. The jig is up.

252. Ho?

253. Come on, dad, I know it is you!

254. Turn around!

255. Ho, ho. Ho, ho?

256. Yeah, yeah. Ho, ho, ho.

257. Now, come on, take off that beard so I can get a picture.

258. Ho, ho?

259. Ha ha. These pictures

260. will show Dee Dee how infantile her beliefs are.

261. What?

262. Hey!

263. Ho, ho.

264. Ho, ho, ho!

265. Hey!

266. Ho, ho, ho. Ho, ho, ho.

267. Ho, ho, ho, ho.

268. Aah!

269. Ooh.

270. Ho, ho, ho, ho.

271. It's stuck on tight!

272. Huh?

273. Ho, ho, ho!

274. Dad?

275. Hmm.

276. Hello, father.

277. Leaving so soon?

278. All right, pappy,

279. how about a little electric shave?

280. What? Mom!

281. Mom, it's ok. I figured it out a long time ago.

282. Mom, you got to learn to let things go.

283. I mean,

284. I am not going to be your little boy forever.

285. Ho, ho, ho?

286. Gotcha!

287. Time to stop pretending, mom!

288. Ho!

289. Mom?

290. Wow. These things are pretty real.

291. I'm impressed.

292. Oh!

293. Ho.

294. Ho, ho, ho!

295. Oh, no. They jumped off the roof.

296. Oh, but they are not going to get away from me.

297. Extreme science!

298. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

299. Hi, Santa!

300. Come back here, dad!

301. Dexter?

302. Dexter!

303. Pops is really going all-out this year,

304. but I'll have to shoot him down to prove my theory!

305. Ho, ho, ho.

306. Ho?

307. Ho, ho, ho!

308. Those better not be my presents!

309. That's it, dad! You're going down.

310. Ho, ho! Ho?

311. Ho, ho, ho!

312. Ho...

313. Ho, ho.

314. Hold still, father!

315. Dexter's father: Dexter, what are you doing?

316. Shut up! Hold still! Ha ha! I've almost—

317. Dexter, what have you done?

318. Um.

319. Ho!

320. Ho, ho, ho.

321. Dexter's mother: Just look at our Christmas tree!

322. Dexter.

323. And where the heck are my presents?

324. Dexter,

325. what do you have to say for yourself?

326. Well..

327. I'm sorry I ruined Christmas again,

328. but, um, isn't Christmas really

329. and, uh, uh, love and, uh, sharing and—

330. you blockhead, that's not what Christmas is about!

331. It's not? Then whatis

332. the presents.

333. Ho, ho, ho!

334. Captioning made possible by Turner entertainment group and U.S. department of education

335. enter at your peril

336. past the vaulted door

337. where impossible things may happen

338. that the world's never seen before.

339. captioning performed by the national captioning institute, inc.

340. Public performance of captions prohibited without permission of national captioning institute