Dexter's Laboratory 2x34

Directed by Genndy Tartakovsky • Robert Alvarez

Dexter is sent to summer camp, in a place far away from civilization.

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1. Dexter's home!

2. H-i-i-i-i-i, Dexter!

3. Hello, Dee Dee.

4. So, uh, how did the battle

5. with the giant monster go?

6. I thought you would never ask!

7. Ok, so there I was—

8. the giant monster's attacking the city,

9. and I bravely step over and say,

10. "hey, you monster! Stop it!"

11. But just then—

12. ack!--it's got me!

13. But I break free!

14. And pound! Bam! And hiyah!

15. I save the day.

16. Dexter, your giant robot is the coolest!

17. Build me one!

18. Ahha ha ha ha!

19. Build you a giant robot!

20. Ha ha ha ha!

21. Ha ha ha ha!

22. You just don't want to 'cause you can't.

23. Aaah ha ha ha!

24. Ahem.

25. Dee Dee?

26. Let the building begin!

27. Aaah!

28. Oh, Dexter, Dexter, it's perfect!

29. It is, isn't it?

30. I really have outdone myself.

31. So, Dee Dee, what do you say?

32. Oh, thank you, thank you,

33. this is the best gift ever!

34. Gift? Ha ha! You can't have it.

35. I just built it to show you that I could.

36. Gift? You silly girl.

37. Oh, well. Time to take it apart.

38. You can't!

39. Oh, ho ho! But I can.

40. Warning. Warning.

41. Dexter, populated volcanic island off the coast

42. about to erupt.

43. People in danger.

44. Dee Dee, you are not taking that robot out, are you?

45. No. Of course not.

46. Oh, ok. Just checking. I'm off, then.

47. Aha, thar she blows!

48. Greetings, villagers.

49. I am dexbot,

50. and I will be rescuing you today.

51. Hi, I'm Dee Dee. Nice to meet you.

52. Dee Dee!

53. Oh, hi, Dexter. What took you so long?

54. Never mind me.

55. How did you get here so fast?

56. Duh, warp jets.

57. You built them, silly.

58. Oh, yeah.

59. Well, use your stupid warp jets and go away!

60. I have islanders to save!

61. Well, I'm gonna help.

62. No, you're not! You'll just mess things up!

63. I will not!

64. Will too!

65. Will not! Will too!

66. Will not! Will too!

67. Will not! Will too!

68. Aw, geez! The volcano!

69. We nearly forgot!

70. Ok, Dee Dee. You can help.

71. I'll plug up the volcano

72. and you get the people to safety.

73. What?

74. No, Dee Dee! No!

75. Not in the water!

76. There's sharks in there!

77. Sharks?

78. Sharks!

79. Aaagh!

80. No, Dee Dee! No!

81. Get off, Dee Dee!

82. You are too big!

83. Good job, Dee Dee.

84. Now the people are back on the island.

85. Dexter, look out! There's a giant Boulder above your head!

86. You stupid, idiotic, lamebrain

87. moron dumbhead half-wit!

88. I told you you'd mess things up!

89. Now what do we plug the volcano with?

90. How about your big self?

91. That's it.

92. Big bots!

93. Ahh...

94. The wonders of outer space.

95. The planets, the moon,

96. the sheer scale of it all...

97. It is enough to make me want

98. to wish upon a star.

99. In fact, I think I'll do just that.

100. My sparkly little friends in the heavens—

101. please Grant me but one simple wish.

102. I want an alien life form.

103. Thanks.

104. Settle down, little trouper.

105. We need to find out what you are made of.

106. Don't tell.

107. That is what laboratories are for.

108. Sequencing DNA is one of those simple pleasures in life.

109. No DNA detected in alien containment container.

110. Impossible. Unless—

111. it escaped.

112. Come back here!

113. Gotcha!

114. Drat.

115. I swear,

116. you are the most handsome president.

117. And you smell like cherries.

118. Must build alien tranceiver.

119. Freeze! F.B.I.!

120. Ha ha ha!

121. Huh?

122. That's pretty unusual.

123. Hi, mom. Nice blueprint.

124. Brush your teeth.

125. Hi, dad. I'm gonna go brush my teeth.

126. Nice blueprint.

127. Help me with the table.

128. I cannot believe I have been reduced to a plumber.

129. Wha—?

130. Mom! Dad!

131. Dee Dee, you have exposed my secret—

132. duh, present, ha ha...

133. For our beloved parents' anniversary.

134. It is a gameroom.

135. Dexter, alien life forms detected in laboratory.

136. Must build alien tranceiver.

137. Must contact mother ship.

138. Must take you in for reconditioning.

139. No! Dee Dee, no!

140. Oh, no!

141. You're not getting me that easy!

142. Aah!

143. Hyah!

144. Now to reclaim my lab, my family, and save the world

145. from being taken over by aliens.

146. But how?

147. I just cannot think in this confined space.

148. Much better.

149. Hmm...

150. Got it!

151. Zyborg, welcome to the fold.

152. Uh, your wish is my command.

153. Please help your mother

154. with the tripolar connections.

155. Yes, but first I have to check

156. on the bipolar connectors.

157. Yes, of course.

158. They fell for it!

159. Now, which one to use?

160. Ah, yes— the dextransformer.

161. I haven't used him since the whole dodge ball incident.

162. But he should do just fine.

163. Where is zyborg?

164. He is checking the bipolar connectors.

165. There are no bipolar connectors.

166. Yo, aliens!

167. You picked the wrong day to take overthis

168. sister unit, destroy zyborg.

169. Grrr...

170. Bring it on, sister!

171. Now it's my turn.

172. Your time is up, earthling.

173. Oh!

174. Ugh...

175. Oh...

176. Ok, you alien scum.

177. It is time for you to come in pieces.

178. Die!

179. Bring

180. it on

181. earthling.

182. Aaaaaahhhh!

183. How is everybody doing?

184. Man, this flu stuff hits you hard.

185. Mm-hmm.

186. You said it.

187. Heh heh heh. The flu. Right.

188. Heh heh heh.

189. No.

190. It's called "the fanciful unicorn."

191. Girl, I have seen better steps on a ladder.

192. Oh, yeah?

193. Likeyou any dances, Dexter.

194. Yes. It is called "the robot."

195. Word.

196. Dexter, voice- I am a slave,

197. forced to work in awful conditions with other slaves

198. from other worlds.

199. I find myself curious.

200. I find myself scared.

201. I find myself...

202. Hey, Dexter!

203. Dexter?

204. Dexter?

205. Dexter!

206. Dexter?

207. Oh, Dexter?

208. Dexter!

209. Dexter?

210. Dexter?

211. Dexter?

212. Dexter?

213. Where the heck can he be?

214. Dexter?

215. Dexter?

216. Uh... hi.

217. I would like a bowl of glorios.

218. Please?

219. Mmm, foul-smelling gruel.

220. Heh heh... That was my second choice.

221. My compliments to the chef

222. for this fine example of alien cuisine.

223. Gork.

224. Heh heh heh...

225. How I love to share.

226. Hey, dad!

227. Yes, Dee Dee? What is it?

228. Hey, dad, have you seen Dexter?

229. Hmm. Dexter...

230. Oh, yes.

231. Isn't that him in the garden?

232. Waaah!

233. Hey, Dexter!

234. Hey, Dexter, dad said that you were out...

235. Here.

236. Hey, mom!

237. Yes... dee Dee?

238. What is it?

239. Have you seen Dexter?

240. Dexter...

241. Uh...

242. Oh, yes! I think I saw him

243. in the fridge.

244. Hey, Dexter, mom said she saw you in...

245. Here.

246. Gork.

247. What?

248. Gork.

249. What is it you are trying to say?

250. Gork.

251. Ok, ok. Let me get out my translator watch.

252. Gork.

253. Food.

254. Yeah, yeah, food!

255. You ate mine, yours,

256. and everybody else's!

257. Gork.

258. You can't still be hungry.

259. Gork.

260. Wh-why are you looking at me like that?

261. Gork!

262. You don't want to eat me.

263. I am all skin and bones.

264. Tough and chewy, see?

265. Aah! Cut that out!

266. Besides, I wouldn't fit in that tiny mouth of yours.

267. Gork!

268. Aaagh!

269. Hey, computer!

270. Dee Dee, you know you're not supposed to be in the laboratory.

271. Hey, computer, have you seen Dexter?

272. Dee Dee, you know you're not supposed to be in the laboratory.

273. There he is!

274. Hee hee hee hee hee!

275. Dexter, where have you been? You had me worried sick!

276. I've been looking all over the place for you.

277. Dee Dee, that is not Dexter.

278. If that's not Dexter,

279. then who is it, miss circuit pants?

280. That is a box.

281. That's it!

282. Look, you—

283. something's going on here, and you better tell me,

284. or else—

285. or else what, Dee Dee?

286. Or else I'll just have topl

287. Since you put it that way,

288. systems indicate that Dexter is not present in the lab,

289. or on this planet, for that matter.

290. He was last located in the transporter and disappeared from tracking.

291. I have no way of locating him to transport him back.

292. It seems, Dee Dee, that you must follow his path through the transporter

293. and bring him back to the lab.

294. Wow!

295. Dee Dee?

296. Please report to the preparation bay for suit-up procedures.

297. Suit up?

298. Suit up!

299. Huh?

300. Whew.

301. I'm bad, and it feels good.

302. Ok, poop head. Drop my little brother.

303. You want something to eat?

304. Come and get it.

305. Dinner is served.

306. Come, little man. I'll take you home.

307. Computer, two for transportation back to the lab.

308. Say it! No.

309. Say it! No.

310. Say it! No.

311. Say it! No!

312. Hey! Why won't you thank me

313. for saving your life?

314. Because, my dear sweet sister,

315. it was all your fault I was there in the first place!

316. Whatcha talkin' about, Dexter?

317. Come, I will show you.

318. I was in my transporter

319. making minor adjustments,

320. like so,

321. then you came dancing into the lab

322. as usual.

323. And then you pushed that button

324. that sent me off

325. to that awful, awful alien planet!

326. Capisce?

327. Ooooh!

328. You meanthis

329. Dee Dee, no!

330. Dexter?

331. Dexter?

332. Hmm...

333. Dexter!

334. Captioning made possible by Turner entertainment group and U.S. department of education

335. enter at your own peril,

336. past the vaulted door

337. where impossible things may happen

338. that the world's never seen before.

339. public performance of captions prohibited without permission of national captioning institute