1. Captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment group
and U.S. department of educationCopy !req
2. Today's big game
starts at 2:00.Copy !req
3. 2:00?
Holy cramolie!Copy !req
4. Why have I been
wasting my time in here?Copy !req
5. It's about to start
without me!Copy !req
6. Yes, yes, yes!Copy !req
7. Yee-haw!Copy !req
8. All right! Unh!Copy !req
9. Yeah!Copy !req
10. Hmm.Copy !req
11. A special game deserves
a very special chair!Copy !req
12. Ok. All clear.Copy !req
13. Ok. Just a bit more this way.
Almost perfect.Copy !req
14. Let the game begin!Copy !req
15. The junior/senior
golf classicCopy !req
16. is about to get underway
as Bert fetzer decidesCopy !req
17. to go with either the 7-
or the 9-iron.Copy !req
18. Yes. I haven't
missed a thing.Copy !req
19. He's going for the 9.
Back to the 7.Copy !req
20. Ok. Pin placement
is a little to the left on that.Copy !req
21. Dee Dee, come back here
with that device!Copy !req
22. No! You can't have it!
I want to play with it!Copy !req
23. No! You'll break it!
I will not!Copy !req
24. Will too!
Will not!Copy !req
25. Will too!
Will not!Copy !req
26. Hey, kids,
could you, uh—Copy !req
27. give it back!
Come and get it!Copy !req
28. Dee Dee, stop this!
Give it to me!Copy !req
29. Just tell me
what it does!Copy !req
30. You are too stupid
to understand!Copy !req
31. That's it.Copy !req
32. Quiet!Copy !req
33. Thanks
to your horseplay,Copy !req
34. I'm missing the most
important match
of the year.Copy !req
35. Now, take your nonsense
outside.Copy !req
36. Let's have it!Copy !req
37. Dee Dee: No!
It's mine now!Copy !req
38. Dee Dee!Copy !req
39. Ggrrrr...Copy !req
40. Oh! No doubt
that shot puts him well
in the lead.Copy !req
41. Put who in the lead?
Put who in the lead?Copy !req
42. Oh, yeah.
You know, I tried
that very same recipe,Copy !req
43. and I got a totally
different result.Copy !req
44. I have no idea
what I did wrong.
Can you imagine?Copy !req
45. Uh, dear heart,
would you mind
taking that, uh—Copy !req
46. would you say that
again, Betty?Copy !req
47. I was just
rudely interrupted.Copy !req
48. What?Copy !req
49. Yeah. So do I,
but I would never—Copy !req
50. I say, I would neverCopy !req
51. combine artichokes
and squash...Copy !req
52. Announcer, louder:
Who's just having
the most terrific day.Copy !req
53. Honey, do you mind?
I, uh—Copy !req
54. shh, shh, shh.Copy !req
55. I can't hear.Copy !req
56. Well, I can't hear,
either.Copy !req
57. Then go away.Copy !req
58. No.
Yes.Copy !req
59. No.
No.Copy !req
60. Yes. What's that?Copy !req
61. Oh, that's the funniest
thing I've ever heard.Copy !req
62. Ha ha ha! That reminds me
of the timeCopy !req
63. when I was cleaning
the oven and—Copy !req
64. Betty? Betty,
can you hear me?Copy !req
65. Sure I can, but I've
got to go now.Copy !req
66. My voice is shot,
and I really couldn't
stand another minuteCopy !req
67. of your mindless gab.Copy !req
68. Huh?Copy !req
69. Unh!Copy !req
70. See you around
the holidays, Betty.Copy !req
71. Looks good.Copy !req
72. All's clear.Copy !req
73. Now, let's see
some action.Copy !req
74. This is
a career-making shot
for melbridge.Copy !req
75. The match rides
on this swing alone.Copy !req
76. Hello, father.Copy !req
77. I see
you are enjoyingCopy !req
78. your favorite
sporting event,Copy !req
79. and I was thinking
what a fine
opportunityCopy !req
80. this would be
for you and ICopy !req
81. to spend
some quality time
together.Copy !req
82. Well, I guess.Copy !req
83. And perhaps
you could also
fill me inCopy !req
84. on the strange
phenomenonCopy !req
85. you call sports.Copy !req
86. Oh...Copy !req
87. Comfy?Copy !req
88. Let the bonding
begin!Copy !req
89. Hey, son, why don't we
just start by watching
the game, huh?Copy !req
90. Yeah! Come on,
batter! Swing!Copy !req
91. Not a good situation
for the hapless mccracken.Copy !req
92. Dad? Dad?Copy !req
93. Yeah, son?Copy !req
94. Tell me, father,Copy !req
95. is the gentleman
with the microphone
the quarterback,Copy !req
96. or does he merely
kick the ball?Copy !req
97. I can't
believe my eyes!Copy !req
98. What?
What just happened?Copy !req
99. Looked like
a pop fly into
the end zone.Copy !req
100. Ohh!Copy !req
101. Got to pay
attention, dad.Copy !req
102. This is
the kind of shot that can
make or break a player.Copy !req
103. Dexter, I'm afraid
you can't watch
any more of this.Copy !req
104. But, dad, why not?Copy !req
105. Son, this is the part
of the game that gets...Copy !req
106. Well, extremely violent,Copy !req
107. and—and you're
too young to watch.Copy !req
108. The carnage that follows
is unspeakable.Copy !req
109. Run, my son!
And cover your eyes!Copy !req
110. Heh heh heh!Copy !req
111. This is the closest
match I've ever seen.Copy !req
112. It's coming right down
to the wire now, folks.Copy !req
113. Every stroke counts.
There'll be no more
commercial breaks.Copy !req
114. This match at flushing meadows
is just whizzing by,Copy !req
115. but you're in luckCopy !req
116. because the tension is swelling
with no relief in sight.Copy !req
117. He's in the lead now,
but will he hold it?Copy !req
118. Whew! That was—huh?Copy !req
119. Game show host:
Just one more spin,Copy !req
120. and you can pick
your vowel.Copy !req
121. Hey, now, that's
not fair. My game!
It's almost—Copy !req
122. shh!
Shh!
Shh!Copy !req
123. My game!
My—my sp-special chair!Copy !req
124. How dare you
do this?Copy !req
125. Honey, could you move?
And will you please wait
till the commercial?Copy !req
126. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
127. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
128. What a match.
Oh, what an incredible...Copy !req
129. Hey, thanks again,
Barney.Copy !req
130. I sure am glad
you let me watch
the game with you.Copy !req
131. I can't tell you
the time I hadCopy !req
132. trying to watch it
at my house.Copy !req
133. Nothing but jabber,
jabber, jabber, jabber,
jabber, jabber, jabber.Copy !req
134. Phone talking,
kids going crazy.Copy !req
135. Oh, man, I mean,
distractions galore—Copy !req
136. just between you and me—
us guys, you know—Copy !req
137. and all I wanted
was to watch the game
in my special chair,Copy !req
138. but no!Copy !req
139. Hey, what are you nerds
laughing about?Copy !req
140. We are enjoying
a scientific
learning programCopy !req
141. which is tickling
our intellectual
fancies.Copy !req
142. Now, leave us alone!Copy !req
143. Let's hear it again.
Ha ha ha!Copy !req
144. Hey!Copy !req
145. Man on recording:
Chapter 8—reproduction.Copy !req
146. Dee Dee: Oh, my!Copy !req
147. Douglas, quick!
Shut off the tape!Copy !req
148. I can't believe you nerds
are listening to that.Copy !req
149. Yeah. Well, that's
the only way they'll
ever learn about it.Copy !req
150. Jeez, like,
how uncool.Copy !req
151. Dexter,
you're such a dork.Copy !req
152. You take that back!
Dexter is way coolerCopy !req
153. than any of you guys,
let me tell you.Copy !req
154. Shh, shh, shh!Copy !req
155. I bet none of you
have an interdimensional
portal to the multiverseCopy !req
156. like my good buddy here.Copy !req
157. I do not think
they understand, Doug.Copy !req
158. Hey!Copy !req
159. Look! I'm Dexter!Copy !req
160. Give those back!Copy !req
161. Hey, has anybody
seen my glasses?Copy !req
162. Oh, my parents are going
to be madCopy !req
163. at whoever took
my glasses.Copy !req
164. Aha!Copy !req
165. Oh, my.Copy !req
166. Ooh!Copy !req
167. Ohh!Copy !req
168. Hey, kid. You better
get moving. School's
about to start.Copy !req
169. Ohh... ohh...Copy !req
170. Ahh!Copy !req
171. Well, go on, kid.
Get going.Copy !req
172. Hello, Douglas.Copy !req
173. Hey, Dexter.
Hey! What happened
to your glasses?Copy !req
174. Oh, they got
a little scuffedCopy !req
175. back there,
but they're ok.Copy !req
176. In fact,
you might even sayCopy !req
177. they give me
a whole new look.Copy !req
178. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
179. Oh, oh, I get you!
Say, that's pretty nifty.Copy !req
180. So where could I get
a pair? Ha ha ha!Copy !req
181. Oh, good one.
Ha ha ha!Copy !req
182. But seriously,Copy !req
183. let us
make haste.Copy !req
184. Our education
awaits.Copy !req
185. Hold it right there.
We just want to knowCopy !req
186. what's up
with those glasses.Copy !req
187. Oh, it's
my new look.Copy !req
188. Well, we just wanted
to tell you...Copy !req
189. We think you're,
like...Copy !req
190. Really cool!Copy !req
191. Yeah!Copy !req
192. Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!Copy !req
193. Hmm. Fascinating.Copy !req
194. Apparently, your new
style of eyewareCopy !req
195. is considered cool
by our female peers.Copy !req
196. Indeed. I think
I will experiment
with these a little bit.Copy !req
197. Psst. Hey, do you like
my new glasses?Copy !req
198. Just checking.Copy !req
199. They don't look dorky,
do they?Copy !req
200. Oh, no, Dexter.
They're super cool.Copy !req
201. Aw, thanks.
I'm glad you think so.Copy !req
202. You know, the really
cool thing about themCopy !req
203. is when you put them on,
it—it—well, here.
Try them for yourself.Copy !req
204. Cool! Super cool!Copy !req
205. Oh, wow! These are
so amazing!Copy !req
206. Hey, hey!
Give them back.Copy !req
207. Just remember,
this is my idea.Copy !req
208. Hey, Dexter! Over here!
Hey, good buddy!Copy !req
209. Dexter!
Dexter!Copy !req
210. So, Dexter, my man,Copy !req
211. tell us again
about the glasses.Copy !req
212. Well, it is justCopy !req
213. a little experimentCopy !req
214. I am trying.Copy !req
215. Like, far out.
You reallyareCopy !req
216. a regular
fashion wunderkind.Copy !req
217. A real cool guy,
besides.Copy !req
218. So tell me,
cool guy...Copy !req
219. Where'd you get
those glasses?Copy !req
220. Do you think
my glasses
are cool, too?Copy !req
221. Yeah,
but they're not
as cool as Dexter's.Copy !req
222. Ha! I can't believe it.
My brother DexterCopy !req
223. is the coolest kid
in school.Copy !req
224. What kind of trick
is this?Copy !req
225. It's no trick.Copy !req
226. He's conducting
a scientific
experiment.Copy !req
227. I don't know. Looks
like the experiment
is conductinghim.Copy !req
228. Look at your hand.Copy !req
229. That is
pretty cool, huh?Copy !req
230. Wow!
Wow!
Wow!Copy !req
231. Hello, Douglas.
Long time no see.Copy !req
232. Yeah. I haven't seen you
in a while, either.Copy !req
233. Nice glasses,
dork. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
234. Dexter, is this still
part of the experiment?Copy !req
235. Experiment? What are you
talking about?Copy !req
236. And, uh, by the way,Copy !req
237. the style is tobreak
your glasses.Copy !req
238. Hey, Dexter, don't you
think we should
get those fixed?Copy !req
239. No way, man.
These are my ticket
to coolsville.Copy !req
240. Ha ha! Listen... Man,Copy !req
241. I know you think
you came up with
the broken glasses bit,Copy !req
242. but back when I was
your age, that was
a fad for a while,Copy !req
243. but then
we all just moved on
to the next cool thing.Copy !req
244. Oh, don't worry, dad.Copy !req
245. I have been calculating
several strategiesCopy !req
246. to keep up this style
for many years to come.Copy !req
247. See? Yesterday
black glasses were cool.Copy !req
248. Today red glasses are cool.Copy !req
249. Tomorrow... who knows?Copy !req
250. Hey, kid,
you need any help?Copy !req
251. No, thank you.
No additional assistance
is necessary.Copy !req
252. Check out
the casts!Copy !req
253. Oh, wow! Cool!Copy !req
254. Bah! That is not cool.Copy !req
255. Are you kidding?
That's the coolest!Copy !req
256. Hey, hey, people!Copy !req
257. The glasses?
Remember these?Copy !req
258. Oh, my gosh! Those
are incredible!Copy !req
259. Dude! What's up
with the casts?Copy !req
260. Well, you generally
receive a surgical
supportive splintCopy !req
261. for a fracture
or dislocation
of any ligaments—Copy !req
262. or for broken bones,
in layman terms.Copy !req
263. Mandark,
your casts...Copy !req
264. Are, like,
so cool!Copy !req
265. You think my casts
are cool?Copy !req
266. Bah! Casts are just a fad.Copy !req
267. Broken glasses are uncool.Copy !req
268. But a broken heart
is uncooler.Copy !req
269. Ahem!Copy !req
270. Man on recording:
Chapter 9—photosynthesis.Copy !req
271. Oh, this'll be even cooler
than the last chapter.Copy !req
272. Yeah, it will.Copy !req
273. Aah!Copy !req
274. Ooh-da-lally.Copy !req
275. I better become
a vegetarian.Copy !req
276. Ahh! The sweet smell
of electronics.Copy !req
277. This shouldn't take long.
Just in and out.Copy !req
278. Just a few things,
and I'll be on my way.Copy !req
279. Man, can you
believe that my entire
hard drive erased?Copy !req
280. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
281. These computer-parts stores
really reel in the geeks.Copy !req
282. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
283. Oh! Unh!Copy !req
284. I'm terribly sorry, sir.
I just—Copy !req
285. i—i wasn't
paying attention. I—Copy !req
286. Incredible. What is it?Copy !req
287. Receiving,
transmitting,
decoding.Copy !req
288. Receiving,
transmitting,
decoding.Copy !req
289. Ok. Potato cake.Copy !req
290. Receive and transmit?Copy !req
291. An antenna! Wait!Copy !req
292. Please come back!Copy !req
293. A common mistakeCopy !req
294. is to load the boll weevil
within the output parameter.Copy !req
295. Ooh, now, that's
got to hurt.Copy !req
296. What? What?
Wait a minute.Copy !req
297. This might sound
ridiculous,Copy !req
298. but communication
is expandableCopy !req
299. unless your baffle
refractor Dracula
is encoded.Copy !req
300. Communication?Copy !req
301. He is using
a standard
tone generatorCopy !req
302. to communicate.Copy !req
303. With who?Copy !req
304. Since you no doubt
have your own walnuts,Copy !req
305. pictures of birds,
butterflies,Copy !req
306. brick, brick, brick,
et cetera.Copy !req
307. Hmm.Copy !req
308. Why stock 3 wheels
when the p-p-power wheelCopy !req
309. outperforms the rest?Copy !req
310. It's real simple, folks—Copy !req
311. we are not
alone.Copy !req
312. Aliens?Copy !req
313. Fantastic!Copy !req
314. What do they say?Copy !req
315. What do they say?Copy !req
316. Hey, now where did he go?Copy !req
317. Uh, data digit over.
Do you copy? We're
losing you. Over.Copy !req
318. We're losing you.
Over.Copy !req
319. Help!
I'm breaking up!Copy !req
320. We lost him.Copy !req
321. His signal must be
too weak.Copy !req
322. Hey, we could use
my laboratoryCopy !req
323. to boost his signals,Copy !req
324. thereby decoding
the transmitters,Copy !req
325. in turn allowing usCopy !req
326. to communicate
with the universe!Copy !req
327. Roger that.Copy !req
328. Just
a little further now.Copy !req
329. I think you will be
pleasantly surprised.Copy !req
330. Right this way, please.Copy !req
331. Oh! Is there a draft
in here?Copy !req
332. Hey! What's going on
around here?Copy !req
333. Ah. Hey.
That's pretty sporty.Copy !req
334. Mm-hmm. Ah. Hey.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
335. Ohh!Copy !req
336. Here you go, buddy.Copy !req
337. Honey?Copy !req
338. Don't forget dessert!Copy !req
339. Aah!Copy !req
340. And that concludes
our tour.Copy !req
341. Pretty impressive, eh?Copy !req
342. Huh? Oh, no!
Where did he go!Copy !req
343. He must have gotten lost
on the tour!Copy !req
344. Computer, please locate
my guest immediately!Copy !req
345. Searching, Dexter.Copy !req
346. Stay calm. He is probably
in a very safe place.Copy !req
347. Dexter, your guest
has been located.Copy !req
348. Oh, thank heavens!Copy !req
349. I'm sorry, Dexter.Copy !req
350. Dee Dee!Copy !req
351. Hi, Dexter!Copy !req
352. Where is he, Dee Dee?Copy !req
353. Who?Copy !req
354. I do not have time
for these games!Copy !req
355. Just tell me where
you are hiding him!Copy !req
356. He's not hiding.Copy !req
357. Where is he, then?Copy !req
358. He's right
over there.Copy !req
359. Are you ok? Please excuse
my sister's behavior.Copy !req
360. Pbbbbt!Copy !req
361. Let us get to the labCopy !req
362. and make sure the receptor
was not damaged.Copy !req
363. Dee Dee has this thingCopy !req
364. about wrecking
people's inventions.Copy !req
365. He told me
it was a hat.Copy !req
366. Yes, Dee Dee,
and you are the JewelCopy !req
367. that lights up the night.Copy !req
368. Good-bye.Copy !req
369. Really?Copy !req
370. Hmm. Hey!
Wait a minute!Copy !req
371. Hello down there!
I'm just going to
do the once-overCopy !req
372. and make sure nothing
was damaged, ok?Copy !req
373. Ok, pal. Here I come.Copy !req
374. Hey, that is strange.
These wires are not
even connected.Copy !req
375. He must have
been with Dee Dee
longer than I thought.Copy !req
376. Oh, well.
Here goes nothing.Copy !req
377. Ah! That should
do it.Copy !req
378. Now,
let's get down
to business.Copy !req
379. Two unparalleled minds
come togetherCopy !req
380. for the good
of all mankindCopy !req
381. to receive
and decode transmissionsCopy !req
382. not of this world.Copy !req
383. Now is the moment
of truth!Copy !req
384. Let's make contact!Copy !req
385. Aah!Copy !req
386. I think
the transducer compliments
the stereoelectric pickle,Copy !req
387. and if ever there was
a piece of computerCopy !req
388. that deserved to be
described as more than
the sum of its parts,Copy !req
389. it's the vehicle
that stands exactly
where the small yucca twigCopy !req
390. and counterrevolution
intersect.Copy !req
391. Just as the market appears
to have settled down,Copy !req
392. the ib-m20 provides
a multiframe rate time-code
reader and generator,Copy !req
393. but what really raises
the level of chickenCopy !req
394. is the way all of its parts
come together!Copy !req
395. Mm-hmm!Copy !req
396. Uh, what happened?Copy !req
397. Hey, where did he go?Copy !req
398. Hello?Copy !req
399. Hello, hello,
hello, hello...Copy !req
400. Hello.Copy !req
401. Enter at your own peril,
past the vaulted door,Copy !req
402. where impossible things
may happenCopy !req
403. that the world's
never seen before.Copy !req
404. captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment group
and U.S. department of educationCopy !req
405. captioned by the national
captioning institute
—www.Ncicap.Org—Copy !req